Oh EWW.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Alright so you ever been websurf'n or watching tv and a celeb would come cross the screen and you'd scream out of horror? Well we are here to give our male versions of our "HOT DAMN" *blinks*




Ricky Ross - WHAT does that man keep in his beard?? He looks like if you make him mad he'll pull out a gun outta that bad boy and THEN pull out some cheetos. And we ain't even gone touch his man boob's.




Lil Weezyana - EVERYtime i see this pic i gotta shudder. First off wearing shades at night is the stupidest thing EVER. Then Dwayne has that grill..he looks like the diamond mouth lost hobbit that they couldn't put in lord of the rings cause he keep trying to put the ring on his teeth and trying to kiss all the other hobbits.


Flava Flav - Do I EVEN need to say anything?yeeeeeea Boooooooooi!



Oh wait..they say that's a girl...LMAO i kid folks i kid!




*blinks* *swallows* why his nose so skinny? every time i see Mike i think of that game you play with babies "got your nose" who got his? cause they so NEED to give back.





T-Pain: He looks like after a meal, he don't wash his mouth or hands, which results in that nasty stuff that sits in the corners of ya mouth, yall know what i am talking bout.....and he prolly think that spraying AXE will kill all odors lingering, only it makes it worse.....



Akon: Blacker than black, greasy, shiny, i am guessing from all that soul glo he uses on his head makes him look that way, like you can fry some chicken on his body....


Jim Jones: We gon put him in that category with T-Pain only a little worse, where as T-Pain may spray AXE on himself to combat odors, Jimmy don't even look like he do that.......



Beanie Siegiel: 1st off, who steals rent-a-cars????? 2nd when SP3 coming out, 3rd don't he look like the kinda dude who got nappy ass underarm hair but he stay using white deodorant and the shit just kinda clumps up under his arms into little white balls, ewwwwwwwww
All photos: yanked off the web

11 comments:

chrissy snow said...

rick ross, lmao man bmama you still got me laughing offa that one, he capping ppl and when he done he just pull a bag of cheetos out his beard and start crunching, hot cheetos @ that.....

Bahama said...

LOL chrissy..that beard could prolly hold a damn mom and pop store in it..ahahaha

chrissy snow said...

a whole store bmama........lmmfao chinese couple running it pop out talking bout HURRY UP AND BUY......ahhahhahhahhahh

rebel78 said...

I'mma still question if Lil Mama is a girl or not... I need proof!

mzvirgo said...

OH MY EYES!!!! I think I'm going blind LOL!!!

Bahama said...

LMAO yea all those cute-ly challenged people in on one page should be a crime..we's sorry.LOL

Marleaux said...

This list is so on point. And I'm lmao at the underarm hairs with the white clumps. When will men learn that they have to shave that ish too, and yeah, he looks like one who has it.

chrissy snow said...

lmmfao cute-ly challenged bmama

Jay Midnyte said...

LOL u a fool 4 this Bmama!

Dat shit was just nasty bout Beanie and T-Pain

Bahama said...

HA! welcome jay...but i can't take all the credit my cyber patna in crime is responsible too

Anonymous said...

is it some coincidence all these people are black? naw, i think youre just racist. especially because of what you said about akon. fuck you.

this sh!t better work..lmao