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Wednesday, July 23, 2008




pic: googlefied snitches


BAMMY'S AD


A sugar daddy who is financial stable. Who seeks female companionship without sticking the pencil in the sharpener kind of relationship. Is willing to splurge and shell out large amounts of cash so that said female companion can chuck deuces to her job. Must have all your teeth and hair!! Must love to spoil! and must love to shop. Broke no teeth having men need not apply. If you feel you can meet these needs please contact me at digging4diamonds@gmail


CHRISSY'S AD


A sugar daddy type, must be older than my daddy, senile and lost like a muthafucka so i can take all of ya SSI check and ball till i fall, prefer a man who is richer than the Sultan of Bruni, on his last leg, using an oxygen tank,and suffered @ least 8 strokes in the last 3 yrs contact me @ same e-mail address listed above.

21 comments:

Kaliente said...

y'all know y'all d.u.m.b. right??? lol @ same e-mail address listed above

Bahama said...

shoot..times is hard! lmmfao

Anonymous said...

Dalia's Ad:

Need a billionaire sugar daddy who's days (hopefully, hours)away from going to the great blue yonder and who will leave me all of your money and everything that you own.

If you aren't ready to kick off, then you must be over 80 and unable to take Viagra.

Separate residences are mandatory!

Anonymous said...

lmmfao i like dalia's add better....

504 said...

got dammit bobble ! you keep proving that we are separated by birth (and a few years)....i'm looking for the same man !

why me & my friend (in high school) said we're gonna marry an old man & described him damn near the exact same way lol.

oh & dalia, you forgot to mention in your ad : must love possums & snakes.

Anonymous said...

oh & dalia, you forgot to mention in your ad : must love possums & snakes.
^^^^altho bobble has bounced already, i am still gon tell her to GET OUT!! lmmfao

n0days0ff said...

chrissy who you kiddin? youll take a dude who can fill your car up twice a week and be damn happy.

bam bam chrissy letting you post now? trrruuuueeeee!!

Anonymous said...

chrissy who you kiddin? youll take a dude who can fill your car up twice a week and be damn happy.
^^^^^throw in a number 2 with a sprite he in nodays, lmao

and Bammy is half this blog nodays sheesh, get off it already, this her crib too...lol

n0days0ff said...

why you think my girl cant cook? stop listening to Kali. she made steaks last night ok *snaps in Z formation.

im on your blog everyday can you go on mines one time?

Anonymous said...

what is your blog's name? is it in our blog roll? and does it pertain all things ghetto? lmao

n0days0ff said...

click on my name.

Anonymous said...

nodays, lmmfao i can't fuck with yo' blog, i am on story number 2 and i can't cope, i left you a comment bout big chops tho....

Anonymous said...

LOL, crazy,crazy but I feel you though.

Anonymous said...

BMama -- if he can't "sharpen his pencil" does his looks matter?

if I wanted a sugar daddy, as long as your old with money AND HAVE ED (Erectile dysfunction) we can give it a go.. looks need not matter.

just think J. Howard Marshall>> the old guy Anna Nicole married... he was an old ugly mess, but she lived the high life with him!

Bahama said...

heck yea it matters rebz...i don't wanna throw up every time i look at him..lol

Bahama said...

nodayz i did not know u had a site

Anonymous said...

aw man, but if he's that old shouldn't he be confined to his room anyway...

so really how often would you have to look at him? once maybe twice a day? just make sure its before you eat so nothing comes back up. LOL

Anonymous said...

See Bammy -- Chrissy has the right idea.. A sugar daddy is all about the money..

Chrissy - go get the Sultan of Brunei or his son, or brother.. you know that got money too! LMAO


can I get a sugar daddy with that good gov't health care package?

n0days0ff said...

how you gonna want a sugar daddy bbut dont want to drop and give him 50? girls are getting more and more outrageous. but when we say we wanna cut but aint giving up no cash yall look like yall just saw a ufo

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pharmacy said...

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