SUGE KNIGHT'S REALITY SHOW....

Tuesday, March 4, 2008


Me and my blogger in crime brainstorm on a regular basis, and we come up with some wild ass ideas, case in point, SUGE KNIGHT'S REALITY show, here is what we think it would be like......
*Now picture if it were a dating show, Suge would have beautiful ladies (use'n that term loosely) vying for his affection. All kinds of drama would happen a scallywag i mean lady would come on a date with Suge wearing a blue dress and all kinds of hell would break out. Suge would push her out the car while in motion talking bout that dumb heffa ain't know blue ain't my color. And at the part of the show when he decides who stays instead of giving out a rose or a clock he gives out pimp slaps and breaks the girls knee caps......

*While trying to get his music career back on track, Suge will go around basically punking ppl into signing with his label by hanging they ass out of windows 30 floors up, his first artist/victim,
Ja Rule.........cut to VH1's behind the music 5 yrs later and Ja telling his horror story as to how Suge punked him out of royalties and music from back in his Holla Holla days....

*So desperate to make money, Suge tries out for the Oakland Raiders, and gets pissed when he is cut from the squad........all members of the coaching staff turn up missing 2 days later.....

*In an attempt to be more in the loop of the music biz, Suge transforms himself into the "New Diddy", he appears in all his artists videos: Brandy and RayJ who are now a brother/sister act like Donnie and Marie, who are also signed to the label, Beanie Siegel, Solange Knowles,Tweet, Ja Rule, Nivea, B5, Bobby Brown, doing various dances, The Harlem Shake, Soulja Boy, Cupid Shuffle, he also puts himself on all remixes, you can hear him in the background saying "I thought I told yall who killed Pac"
Now readers, tell us what you think, what kinda mishaps and goings on would be poppin' on SUGE'S REALITY SHOW......



9 comments:

chrissy snow said...

lmmfao @ him pushing her out the car tho.......imma be laughing bout that all day

Bahama said...

LOL!! i can so see him doing that tho with a cigar in his mouth and a bright red suit on.

chrissy snow said...

ahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao then he take the cigar out his mouth and burn the heifer on her thigh.......

Jay Midnyte said...

"ahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao then he take the cigar out his mouth and burn the heifer on her thigh......."

LOLOLOL

then suge knight starts a rapping career and he needs beats

Bahama said...

ahahaha jay that's frickin funny!!!!

mzvirgo said...

I wanna see Suge do a "Making the Band" and tell artists that they ain't gangsta enough! He makes them all wear red and makes them cry when he tells them that they are a bunch of bitch asses.

Or maybe he should do "Celebrity Fit Club", I want to see him argue with Harvey and see whose ass gets beat! LOL

Jay Midnyte said...

LOL mzvirgo you a dummy lol

mzvirgo said...

You KNOW my show will get good ratings if Suge were to do those shows.

Oh, better yet, maybe he should be a contestant on "I love New York" LOL, he shoots all the contestants and then he wins New York over.

chrissy snow said...

Or maybe he should do "Celebrity Fit Club", I want to see him argue with Harvey and see whose ass gets beat! LOL
^^^^^lmmfao i'd love to see that harvey bitch ass would stfu when suge walk in the room......

this sh!t better work..lmao