Did you look in the mirror? Fella's Edition

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

So, I told yall in our last post i was coming back to run down a list for the fellas on what NOT to wear, but 1st imma give all readers a little insight into what i like to see on a man.....now all yall that know me KNOW i likes me a thug ass type dude, so fresh Jordan's, with a throwback, and some jeans will suit me just fine, or a nice shirt with slacks if you taking me somewhere, otherwise put that damn jersey back on. Now my partner in bloggin' likes her men in button downs and slacks if he going out and if he just chillin..regular white t and jeans...and she loves a man in some basketball shorts...me too but his legs better be sessay if he wearing them shorts...Anyway we have compiled a list and got the public to vote (just kidding no we didn't) and this is what a man SHOULDN'T wear.....


*Man sandals aka Mandles - not big on em but PLEASE don't wear socks with them...that's so tacky just gone head on and get a pedicure if you must wear them


*All for the throwback jersey's gentleman, but believe it or not, alot of females know the difference between a real and a fake, and them jersey's from wal-mart FAKE.....


*I have no clue what they are called but i am sure you can get them @ ya local bazaar, or "urban wear" store, but them pants sets with the matching tops and pants, DO NOT do it fellas, that shit screams WANNA BE PIMP.....


*Gentlemen, if ya fresh to death from head to toe, looking good, smelling good, then please make sure your shoes coincide with that whole ambiance, a man that looks good from head to ankle kills me, did yall just say fuck it when you got down to the shoes?????


*If ya built like Snoop Dogg, or T.I. please NO WIFE BEATERS, or white T's, or muscle shirts, or undershirts, whatever you wanna call them....


*If ya built like Bruce Bruce, or Ruben Studdard, again please, NO WIFE BEATERS, or white T's or muscle shirts, or undershirts whatever you wanna call them.....


*Baseball caps, not big on them myself, i think they are made for little boys, but if a grown man insists on wearing them, wear them with a lil flare, cock it to the side, bring it to the back, iono, but DO NOT wear it turned to the front, and fitted all the way down on ya head, lmmfao i don't know why but that shit is so corny and tacky to me.....


*All men should wear ankle socks, not socks pulled all the way up to ya knees, not socks that are pushed and bunched up all the way down round ya ashy ankles, but ankle socks, unless you gotta put them Stacey Adams on, then you need to wear dress socks......


*3 Piece suits are not the bidness yall, specially in a hot ass club in the middle of summer, you just look stupid, and hot as hell, not attractive @ all....


*STOP IT with the velour track suits, a simple pair of sweats and a sweatshirt is cool while you running ya errands on the weekends......


*If ya wearing a white button down PLEASE make sure the collar is clean, not dingy, matter fact please make sure the whole damn shirt is clean......


*If you can't afford to buy real bling, DO NOT (and this is a pet peeve of mine) go out and buy them big ass fake ass looking cubic zirconia earrings that take up ya whole fuckin' earlobe, knowing damn well the shit ain't real cause can't no damn snack vendor, or janitor, or CVS cashier, or whse worker, or paperboy, or Targert shelf stocker can afford to buy bling that resembles shit a damn basketball player that makes millions buy....no way possible, you'd have to save all ya CVS checks for 15 yrs to afford that shit........so QUIT FRONTIN'

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

eff a dude with nappy ass dreads and raggedy tshirts and eff all my supposed cyber friends for NOT supporting me and bmama we crying over here.......NOT lmao but yall better come throo more often damn it

Bahama said...

LMAO chrissy...they don't lubs us...

Anonymous said...

I lubs yall. I always thought yall morning crew folks should have your own blog.

Anonymous said...

haaahahaaahaa..ROTLMAO

for the real ya'll need to see Philly in the summertime..oh the violations you see.

Anonymous said...

LMAO at the bling bling. I like to say that they have "Rent a Bling" here because they can't afford the real thing, so they get the plastic Cracker Jack box shyt. AHAHAHAHA

And you didn't call them out for wearing baseball caps with those dayum stickers and price tage on them! Are you guys in New York? You should see the hot messes out here!

And thank you for getting on these dudes who wear dress shoes with no socks. That is NOT sexy and it is played out!

this sh!t better work..lmao