Okay so some females have no idea how to dress. Someone lied to them and told them that the halter top with the pleather pants is cute on them, but half their gut is hanging out and gravity done took hold of their chest. So here are some things women shouldn't wear no matter what.
*Females with a large rack, please do not wear tank tops....BRALESS not cute
*Females, if ya calves look like tree stumps, then boots are NOT your friend, so quit buying them!
*Yall know I couldn't leave the itty bitty's out, so all ladies with a small rack, DO NOT wear a pushup bra, looks like ya chest is fighting with ya clavicle bones, so not cute....
*DO NOT wear white dress shoes LADIES, especially if you like a size ten, look like ya got lil yachts on ya feet, matter fact don't wear white shoes PERIOD....
*If you over 21 anything from these clothing lines is not for you, maybe for ya teenagers, but not you: J-LO, Rocawear, Phat Farm, Ecko, South Pole, all meant for ppl 21 and under....
*Just cause Beyonce be wearing gold lame and silver, that does not mean it's okay for us to do it ladies, jeans with a gold lame top and heels in the club, not cute, matter fact, you prolly be blinding niggas tryna approach you, so next time you think bout wearing that gold or silver lame top, dress, skirt to the club with glitter and starts on it, you may just be keeping ya future hubby @ bay, cause he can't see yo' ass from all the glitter-tastic shit going on with ya top.....
*Flat booty females, DO NOT buy apple bottom jeans, cause contrary to what you may think, they do not make ya ass any fatter, if anything they making it FLATTER....
*High-waisted pants are not made for people with hips or ass...i.e black women
*If you are wearing something that requires a strapless bra, then by all means damn it get you one, don't nobody wanna see ya dirty white bra straps peeping out the back of a summer dress, or seeing ya fuschia bra straps peeping out of a green halter dress, just tacky.......
*The world doesn't wanna know ya secrets girls, so please, please wear the appropriate kind of drawz for the occassion, you wearing a lil black dress, get ya a lil black thong, you wearing white pants, get ya a white thong, or go commando, lmao don't nobody wanna see a phat ass in a pair of white pants, and underneath you got on fruit of the loom panties with flowers and bows and shit on them so not cute......
Note to the Fellas, yall next, we gon run down a list of what is unnattractive on a grown ass man, imma gon give yall a lil preview, STACEY ADAMS SHOES DO NOT GO WITH EVERYTHING......lmmfao
9 comments:
DEAD bmama @ the high wasited pants i haven't seen a black womn with any on unless they were famous lmmfao
LMAO gurl i saw TWO the other day...it was a mess..i was like why does a grown women wanna look like she has a damn diaper on?
ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmao @ bmama who came up with that shit anyway....high waisted pants....
*If you over 21 anything from these clothing lines is not for you, maybe for ya teenagers, but not you: J-LO, Rocawear, Phat Farm, Ecko, South Pole, all meant for ppl 21 and under....
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THANK YOU!!!! I thought I was the only one who felt like that!
and why is it that grown women INSIST on wearing Rocawear to the club and SWEAR they be "ON"?? are you serious lady????
...and I don't even see why a person UNDER 21 would wanna wear South Pole...that sh*t is soooo WACK!
i am dying !!!!! 504 has left the building !
obviously ya'll aint neva been to Philly...cause these rules be broken on the regular..And wait til summer....it makes me wanna claw my own eyes out seeing the "healty" girls wearing/squeezing & fighting to stay in pants, shorts, and dresses made for someone of my lil size..
Again just makes me wanna claw my own eyes out every summer..
D&mn I HATE you Philly girls.. and you know who I'm talking bout!
THANK YOU for posting that rule about wearing young people clothing. But there are some older guys who do that too. I remember some older guy trying to take me to a club and he was wearing South Pole; thing was, it was his son's shirt!
**points to self**
PROOOOUUUDDD owner of a pair of Target open toed "yachts!"
Size 10 on mine, homay!
It's SavvyFatty, snitches!
:^p
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