We Hear Yall Talking.......and fa real we listening

Thursday, February 28, 2008

I like to think that I am kinda in the "know" because I am married and my husband and I are honest, open, candid bout shit, we were having a convo last night and I asked him what is it a man wants in a female, PERIOD all around what yall looking for, lol of course he gon' say he ain't lookin' anymore cause he has found the perfect female......back to the topic tho..... Now physically I know all men vary bout how they want they women built, some like skinny females, or thick, or muscular or petite, whatever, but husband did say that all around most men like a woman that is smart, freaky, ambitious, can cook, she ain't gotta be like a 5 star chef but @ least be able to smother a pork chop or 2, soft, warm, smells good, takes care of herself, and knows when to and I kid you not words out of my husbands mouth SHUT THE FUCK UP......I was like okay boo thanks for ya honesty, and that conversation gave me an idea for a topic today:
WHAT IS IT THAT FEMALES DO TO TURN A MAN OFF, fellas tell me what the deal is, spit ya horror stories, you ever date a chick who was dumb as a box of rocks, or a chick who smelled like a cheap hooker cause she chain smoked newports and wore dime store perfume, or lmmfao a chick who had a lisp, my brother dated a chick like that and she got on the whole damn family's nerves, so I know it turned my big brother off.....Get @ us fellas, let us know the deal, maybe some females will read this, and we can change the whole "single and dating world" as we know it......

11 comments:

Bahama said...

lol @ ya hubby..

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Mr O Dot said...

things women do to turn off guys:

-anything dealing with your cycles (seriously; because there's always a woman out there NOT talkin about it that we can be with-->and we know this fact)

-not being sexy before, during, and after sex (yes, even after sex; we still wanna feel like you want more)

-not ever dressing sexy; as if jeans in the summertime is sexy or something...IT'S NOT...rock a damn skirt...guys love skirts...i know some chicks that never wear skirts/shorts...wtf? they probably got man-legs, lol

-this one is not really a turn-off, but hella annoying: when yall dont use your hands in coordination with your mouth when giving head...how you JUST gonna use your mouth, like you crippled or somethin? use both, it feels better

-another dressing sexy point I have to make: when you become gf/bf, and you chicks think that it's okay to stop dressing sexy for your man because he "dont care" wat you look like or somethin...WRONG. WRONG. (rick james voice)....false assumptions, ladies...be presentable at all times..do you KNOW how much competition is out there against you?? HOw many women there are in the world??!!! women that ACTUALLY DO dress/act sexy always???? huh??!!

okay im done venting, LOL

for real though..those points are valid and believed by men across the board

Anonymous said...

o dizzle you have no clue how happy i am that we got a male point of view from you, i am even more happy that we got a visitor, lmmfao @ the comment bout the head, i can assure i am NOT cripple.....

Mr O Dot said...

LOl @ "i am even more happy that we got a visitor"

did you see the comment i left you on necole's site...if not, GO...on the "oh chrissy" post

where the hell is everyone today, by the way...when im free is when everyone is M.I.A and godddamn those word verifications to post on here! wtf, the word i gotta type is "jljljso" im terrible at reading these things

Anonymous said...

lmmfao dizzle no clue why yall gotta do that word verify shit imma have the IT dept (bmama) look into it, and let me go read the comment.....

Anonymous said...

504 is here....
something that seems to confuse me about the man mind....
why you find it all gross when i talk about taking a dump (like i'm not human) but you wanna play around the got damn bathroom....close the eff'in door if you don't wanna know how human i am ! leave me alone, stop saying let me see if you make faces....go away ! but that's one thing that i think turn off men. they don't wanna accept the fact that we (females) sh*t, piss, fart & belch ...get over it !

Bahama said...

LMMFAO...lawd yall some crazy ppl

Mr O Dot said...

clearly, this must be a joke

women dont poop

lolllll

word verificiation for this one: "zveivs"

LOL, wtf..almost couldnt read that shit either

Anonymous said...

LMAO..LMAO

Anonymous said...

lmmfao my husband the same way bobble, i be like nigga get out, you can talk to me on the other side in bout 10 mins......

this sh!t better work..lmao