Blonde Moments
Answer YES or NO- 18 or less Blonde Moments makes you a smart blonde
*Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
*Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
*You have ran into a glass or screen door.
*You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
*You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
*It IS possible to lick your elbow.
*You just tried to lick your elbow.
*You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
*You just tried to sing them.
*You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
*You have choked on your own spit.
*You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
*People have called you slow.
*You have accidentally caught something on fire.
*You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
*You have caught yourself drooling.
*If someone says “fart” you laugh.
*Sometimes you just stop thinking.
*You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
*People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
*You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
*You use your fingers to do simple math.
*You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
*You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
*You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
*You break a lot of things.
*Your friends know not to use big words around you.
*You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
*You have fallen out of your chair before.
12 years ago
22 comments:
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
*You just tried to sing them.
^^^^^^^well i'll be damned, they DO have the same damn rhythm.......
LMAO @ chrissy. well that's one for u..
I barely made it to smart blonde..I had 15 "moments".
lmmfao how imma be the only damn commentor on my blog, and how allllllllll that shit on that list my business partner posted applies to me, no, i never understood the matrix, i am always told to use my inside voice, i stay breaking shit, i have caught shit on fire several times, i thought of something funny shot said to me yesterday in the store last night and busted out laughin' in the damn checkout line, and ppl were like ummmmmm what's wrong with that heifer......i think i am a definite blonde, hence this blog me and bmama started......
lmmfao we failed the test girl.....and where our ppls @.....
LAWD chrissy u's a mess...hahahahaha
lmao bmama i just damn near caught the kitchen on fire last week, i thought i had turned the stove off, but didn't so i threw a towel on the eye of the stove, lmmfao and went to go get my glass to refill it come back in the kitchen, my kids come running in the kitchen, my daughter is like go to the emergency exit, my hubby got out the fire extinguisher and put it out, lmmfao we done went throo loke bout 3/4 of them damn things.......
LMAO why is that so funny to me?
This is a test!!!
Does slippin ya D!ck in huh A-hole count as a 'Blonde Moment'?
what bmama, the fire thing, lmao you should have seen my kids they had just had like a fire safety thing @ school like a few weeks b4, and they got emegency exits and shit set up, stop dropping and rolling down to a science, they was prepared
P3 welcome to our blog boo.....
lmmfao yes it does p, specially if she didn't want it there to start with
Do I have to put in the 'word verification' erytime I post a comment?
P3 welcome to our blog boo.....
Do I get some Welcomin A$$? You know, some'n to make me 'Feel' at home.
Ya Dig?!?!?!
no p, no ass call one of ya hooka's /client's fa that
Damn, ya'll talking to yaselves?! At least I know I'm not as ditzy as I thought I was. I only got up to an 8. And, I had no flipping flacking idea that those songs had the same dayum rhythm. I guess that's why kids learn it so easily... :-/
is that mtwizzle??!!!!!!
ummmmmm duh dizzle......and my other name is chrissy snow, but you can still call me mtwizzle
still laughing hard @ u two!!!
lmmfao me too bmama, me too
Dang. After taking this quiz, I feel like a 'yes-woman'....that's basically all I was able to answer lol.
i must say, i'm highly disappointed that my cyber pals would take the time out to point out alll my short comings & post it on their new blog. i'm deeply hurt & if ya'll continue to spread my bid'nes i'm gonna hafta go e-gangsta on that ta-azzz !!!!!
dang it ....I got 18..I HATE ya'll...j/k but on the real DANG IT!!
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