1.By 12 in the afternoon your fein'n for some alcohol, that's if you haven't already drank some..
2.You CONSTANTLY taste liquor in your mouth, even after brushing, flossing, rinsing ya mouth out with the strongest mouthwash there is and chewing gum and poppin tic tacs..
3.Your hand has a Lil Wayne "syrup" cup in it @ all times, in every photo, @ every function.....and we all know you ain't drinking no damn water either, since when do water make ya insides burn when it's going down
4.The folks at the drive thru liquor store know your name AND the make and model of your car!
5.You keep a travel size of your favorite drink in your purse or in your office
6. You panic when you realize you just poured the last of ya fav drink into ya glass
7. You drink anything, and i mean anything that has alcohol in it and gives you a buzz, weather it be hennesey, grey goose, alize, dom p any kinda wine including the cheap stuff, mad dogg 20/20, wild irish rose, thunderbird, nyquil, Robitussin, gas, rubbing alcohol, nail polish remover, whatever.....
8. You loose count after shot number 5 of your drink of choice
9. People say stuff like "damn who spilled some gin, or why it smell like beer in ya car all the time" when they come around you cause the alcohol is coming out ya pores..
10.Friends and family buy you liquor as a gift
11.You have a special name for Happy hour i.e bip'n time or you are on a first name basis with your Drinks i.e Jose and Johnnie (non drinkers actually think your talking about a real person
12. You don't go to parties to eat or mingle, you go to get MESSED UP!!!
**PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY**
7 comments:
2, 6, 10, 12 all me yall, all me my mother got me and my brother liquor for x-mas gifts.......lmmfao bmama imma put that pic on a shirt want one????
ahaha i can safely say ain't nothing on that list is me...and LMAO chrissy can i get mine in medium please?? lol
1, 6, 8, 10, & 12 apply
I think #12 applies to me.
But you need to add one more to your list....how about drinking other people's drinks after one leaves their drink unattended? I saw someone do that at the club. This dumb ass left a glass of Hennessey on the bar (expensive!) and this old man came by and drank his shyt! He was like, "I guess nobody's drinking this" and drank it up. When the guy came back, he cursed out the bartender because he thought that she took his glass. My instigating ex-friend told me to tell the bouncer (who was ready to boot his azz out) about the whole thing. She replaced his drink and he almost left his drink unattended AGAIN!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i am not picking up somebody else's glass, and i damn shole ain't leaving mine so a sick ass man can try to slip the date rape drug in my drink, take me home make a movie and i am all over the net the next day then it's a lifetime movie bout my ass and shit, ladies, never leave ya drinks lmao
These lists crack me up! And the site is lookin real nice.
aww why thank ya jay!!
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