Making A Comeback

Monday, March 17, 2008

So Chrissy and I had so much fun write'n that Suge Knight reality post we decided to give it another go, the idea for this:What would it be like if Diddy did a show called Making a Comeback with a bunch of has-beens. So here's who we think would try out and make it and all the other good stuff......

For his boy group:

Al B Sure: Diddy would be XTRA hard on him, telling him all kinda shit like "come on Al you gotta get over that bitchassness and work with the group, ain't nobody tryna to hear all that damn high pitched as whining no more homie,(Ankah Rah also gon cuss Al out for all that damn banshee like yelling he be doing on all the tracks, telling him he needs to FEEL the song before he is able to sing it) and why you ain't in shape no more, I know it's been awhile between hits but you of all ppl should know i don't play when it come to my money, how you think i am able to pay for that apartment you living in, and give you all my hand me down cars and shit, so don't fuck with my paper, or you won't be getting my 1998 camry i let the butler drive when i get him a new one.

Bobby Brown : he only got in cause Mike Bivens owed him a favor. I can so see him the studio booty butt naked stoned outta his mind making love to the microphone. Messing up the words to all the songs saying whatEVER he thinks sounds good.

Chico DeBarge: Fresh offa one of his stints in jail he ready to work, untill he realize he just gon be doing background vocals with bobby on 6 out the 15 tracks on the album, so in order to get noticed, him and bobby gon be out singing each other and in order to do that, lmao they both gon be high as gas offa coke and rocks, they both gon be sent to celeb rehab, that will be me and bmama's next What If reality show.....

Ray J: Him and Bobby gon be comparing Whitney Houston stories, instead of recording, wasting studio time but all Bobby really wanna know is ya thang really as big as they saying RayJ, i am just saying tho cause i ain't even gon try to get @ Whit no more if i can't hang what's the point......

K-Ci formely of Jodeci: He still stuck in 1992 cause his mind is gone from all the drugs he has done, showing up to video shoots in them damn combat boots and rainsuit outfits he wore in the come and talk to me video talking bout "why everybody else cell phone smaller than mine, cause he still gon be carrying that damn big ass zach morris saved by the bell new jack city cell phone....and when Mary J Blige show up on one of the episodes as a surprise guest meant to give all the artists a pep talk, K-ci gon still think they dating and start yelling @ her ass, talking bout "Mary why the fuck you ain't got them damn shades on, i told you if i knock ya ass in the eye bitch put them on hide that shit don't need everybody knowing i am a new age ike turner, and why you ain't been answering my calls, i been calling you everyday for the last ten yrs, still ain't got no call back, some nigga name Kendu be answering talking bout me and you throo" but that scene gon' be in the deleted scenes/blooper version of the DVD when it come out....

For the girl group: To Be Continued, Look for it Next Monday......

4 comments:

Jay Midnyte said...

OH MY! Why you do K-Ci like that that's not even cool man lol

"cause he still gon be carrying that damn big ass zach morris saved by the bell new jack city cell phone"

LMAO

Bahama said...

ahahaha Chrissy did you see RayJ sittin next to dummy last night on making the band...i was like oh snap! and i thought about this..

Anonymous said...

yeah bmama i saw him, why them girls get madeover and still looked a damn mess???????

Anonymous said...

jay, it's funny as hell tho right, i dare you to tell me it ain't.... k-ci showing up to talk shows and shit talking on a big ass phone ppl walking by talking bout why he talking on a cordless phone??????

this sh!t better work..lmao