I am an avid fan of forensic files, and 9 times outta 10, it's a white man on there scheming to get rid of his wife for insurance purposes, or so he can be with his mistress, whatever the case may be, the shit be extreme, to the point of no return if you ask me.
Who's to say what this person will do, or that person will do if they catch they spouse cheating. I can honestly say that if i come home, and i walk into my bedroom and see my husband making love to another woman in the same bed where i nursed his children, (lmmfao i had to laugh @ that one cause i ain't nursed not nan one of my kids) i ain't even gon lie yall, imma kill that nigga, and that bitch............. how iono but i can see myself going off like that then calmly sit my ass down and WAIT on the cops to get to my crib and tell they ass what was poppin'......so loyal readers, tell me, if ya caught ya mate cheating (or if you already have) what would you do.......
12 years ago
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ahahaha, i love me some forensic files too!! and snapped and cold case and what's the other one?? 48 hours i think..but on topic if i ever catch my hubby (b/f isn't really on the same level as a husband, but kinda but that's another topic) i'd pretend like i ain't see nothing, we'd be kool for a month or two then WHAM! put some Laxatives in his drinks!!! cause then he will be full of sh!t, literally and figuratively! LMAO i'm kidding tho or am i?? ahahahahaha
OKAY LOL I MIGHT NOT NEED TO SAY THIS BUT I AM WHY MY MOMMA TELL ME WHEN SHE WAS BOUT 15SOME DUDE SHE WAS TALKING TO WAS CHEATING ON HER AND SHE KNEW BUT DIDN'T TELL HIM RIGHT, SO SHE BAKED THE DUDE A CAKE FILLED WITH SOME SORTA LIQUID LAXATIVE SHIT, AND HE WAS SICK FOR DAYS, HE GOT DEHYDRATED FROM THE LAXATIVES, AND HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHIT, I WAS LIKE OMG MY MOTHER'S A DAMN KILLER, I WAS LIKE YOU FEEL BAD BOUT IT MOMMA SHE AS LIKE HELL NAW CAUSE THE GIRL HE WAS MESSING WITH GOT PREGNANT AND THAT WAS XTRA PUNISHMENT FOR HIM....AND I THINK THAT SHOW IS FIRST 48 BMAMA, ON A & E, AND I LOVE ME SOME SNAPPED, I WATCHED THAT THIS MORNING B4 WORK.....
yea first 48 is on point try to go to bed at nights but end up watching it till about 5 in the morning, but yea if i ever caught my spouse, well i am not in a marriage but still. Their would be problems, I wouldn't get heated and belligerent, I would just play some sick mind fuck games. I would just walk in be like ow shit my bad didn't mean to interrupt. Change into yard cloths go out into the living room and watch me first 48 lol. This would really mess with their heads since that was not expected. Shit they will be so confused they would be scared to come out the room. After about a week she would thing all is well. Then when she's at work I would all her shit. When she get home ma new girl would just tell her to get her shit cause its taking up space in my new life. I would also get judge Lynn Toler from divorce court to be their to give her the divorce papers. Yea something like that i should do but most likely would end uo in jail for a couple months.
damn to the poster above lol
call his momma & tell her ass to start making funeral plans...there's gonna be a lot of slow singing & flower bringing!
In case this came through twice, please delete one of 'em.
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I thought that I was the only who loved the forensic shows!
Let's see, if I caught BF I'd like to think that I would be adult about it and discuss it with them both in a calm, normal manner, and just put it all behind me......
Yeah, right!!!!!!
I'd tie them both up, fix some hot grits, sprinkle sugar on him and Country Crock on her, pour the grits on 'em and sit back sippin' on a Purple Killer and watch them SCREAM!!!!
Damn! I just scared my damn self!
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