10 questions you should ask a person before you get down and do the dirty with em......
1.How often do you bathe, cause I BATHE DAILY
2.You still sexing ya ex cause if ya are, what you need me for
3. Do you live alone, cause i don't want to be caught with my legs in the air screaming "TYRONE" and ya momma walk in telling us to keep it down
4.You got hidden cameras in this BYTCH cause if you do tell me now so i can make sure you filming my good side, and if the tape gets out and money is being offered, i want my cut.....
5.Do you have protection, simple, point blank, PERIOD...you ain't getting any nookie unless you come prepared
6.Are you mentally ill, i don't wanna be a deer caught in headlights if you schizophrenic, bi-polar, paranoid, just need to make sure ain't no Sybil's ready to jump out @ me
7. You do know where it goes right? (hey sometimes u gotta ask..lol)
8. You ever had relations with a person of the same sex (hey, sometimes you gotta ask...lol)
9. Any fetishes i need to be aware of before we get started, boot licking, choking, pissing, fire, slapping, pinching, hanging from a swing...let me know now so i can be prepared to tell you what i WON'T do....
10. Finally, last but certainly not least and most def the most important, have you ever been tested for HIV, and when was the last time you were tested.....
so, bloggers, and bloggettes, let us know if there is a question you feel we missed that needs to be asked before you do the do with somebody, and please, above all else, practice safe sex, i know we sounding like an afterschool special right now but sometimes me and bmama like to be serious.....
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so i was watching real sex and they had this man on there that paid hookas to stomp on his balls while wearing stiletto's, or boots or whatever, lmmfao i don't know why i felt the need to share that, but what man wanna get stopmed in his nuts, ON PURPOSE.....
bizak...i saw that episode chrissy...pure comedy to me, lol
LMAO WASN'T THAT SHIT KRAZEEEEEE BMAMA HE WAS ALL LIKE YEAH STOMP IT HARDER AND I THINK THAT TRICK MADE A GUAP OF MONEY TOO JUST STOMPING ON SOME NUTS, I WAS LIKE IF I WASN'T SQUEMISH I WOULD SO MAKE THAT MY CAREER
yelp!
what the hell he wanted his nuts to be, peanut butter ?
LMMFAO IONO BOBBLE BUT I HAD TO TURN THE DANG CHANNEL, I WAS LIKE HOW HE GON BUST A NUT OFFA THAT MESS IF HIS NUTS ARE ACTUALLY BUSTED
Yeah I have a few questions to ask before I do the do:
What did you eat? (Because you are what you eat)
Are you circumsized? (Because I don't like anteater looking d--ks)
Did you clean out all the lint from your d--k?
You don't want your salad tossed, right? Because I don't do that nasty shat. And that might make me think you're moist.
lmmfao dead @ the circumcsion mzv
Dead @ 504 peanut butter comment. That shit is classic. Why yt dudes into that kinky, but painful shit. I admit to having a choke me fettish, but you know, that, and the ganja...good times, good times.
In the real world, people get booty first, ask questions later. Else there would be nothing to worry about, one would assume!!!
lacyd
lol lac dizzle please explain to me the choking thing, how does one become turned on or get off on that???? i never under stood that myself,
Chrissy,
try it one day. But i mostly enjoyed it while I was up in the sky!!
lmao uhhhhh naw imma leave that chocking shit for yall, to each his own, i just always wondered where the turn on in that comed from, is it the thrill from damn near blacking out, the control, what.....
lol@mzvirgo
i liked this list, not what i expected lol
i wanna know how many kids a nigga got cuz that'll let u know if he one of them types that like to start off wearin condoms and then stop or try to sneak and pull it off, i cant be havin that especially if he got mulitple babymamas that mean he aint responsible and i aint tryin to get caught up
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