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As I was doin my regular blog surf'n yesterday i came across a rumor on Celebrity Fried Rice that Nick Cannon might be dating Mariah Carey (so can NOT see that happening). And it always baffled me as to how cornballs and drug fiends like Nick "I suck my own dick" Cannon and Lil Wayne (who did kiss another man) can get some of the hottest chicks on the biz. Between the two of them there is Christina Milan, Nieva, Lauren London and Kim Kardashian HOE...(damn i gotta get my tourettes checked again). Those are some pretty good looking women and I just can not see what they see in those men. Nick Cannon isn't all that u.g.l.y but he seems like he does suck his own dick (shout out to FAW) and Weezyana well he just looks like a cracked out gremlin..Yea Yea some females say it's about swagger but any fool that drinks cough syrup purely for recreational use, i doubt he has all his screws tighten upstairs. And i don't think it's ALL about money cause them females got their own cheddar..wait, hell it might be about money.
And no I didn't include Jay and Bey in this cause hell, Shawn Carter HAS swagger and that man is just smooth...
38 comments:
lol bmama lil wayne might have some swagger, we just can't see it.......let me stop, it's funny as hell to me that so many females find lil wayne attractive, what am i missing????? even if you ugly than a mutha like jay-z, if you got that swagger, that charm, intelligence bout you, then you gon be attractive, lil wayne ain't got NONE of that plus he ugly,
LMAO!!! i know what u mean we must have missed that memo...lil wayne is funny tho..
yeah bmama he good for a joke or 2, not making them, but being the butt of them, he always got some bullshit coming out his dang mouth put a muzzle on his ass already.....
eff ya'll cause it's eff it friday !
eff lil wayne ug-mo looking ass....i think the attraction is for the women who loves thugs BUT he just talks like he cause sweet talk the draws outta you....too bad i can't see past the ug...
eff mariah peter pan ass....why i looked at her new video for the first time & realized that bitch don't ever want to grow up..... (damn i'm still stuck on why's)
nick cannon isn't ug but just got a DAMN YOU IRK ME quality about him so i don't know what de hell he's doing to pull em $$$$$$$
eff ya'll cause i can't get on the jay z bandwagon....just like wayne, i can't get past the ug factor.....
eff ya'll it's friday !!!!
whoooo dee whooooooo
lmmfao thank the lawd i ain't the on;y person who think mariah a damn fool walking round in that damn video with a tutu dress on talking bout touch my body old ass heifer......
LMAO @ 504..
bmama you see i added a new buddy? fly guy, i ran cross his site yesterday on t he urban blogger
@ bobble, imma need you to refer to wilona and that awful ass wig of hers for further comments......lmao
and i still ain't heard them 2 dj's arguing bmama, i guess the man done blocked all my music and audios too
Nick "I suck my own dick" Cannon!
Ethered LMAO
4real yall Mariah is getting cornier as she nears 40. Touch My Body?? She should shanked 4 making dat song
yea i've been to his site..i was suppose to add but you know me...i forgot...lol
darnit chrissy ish is he-larry-us..them grown man fighting over the damn phone...lmao
okay so to all who may have watched that bullshit rock the cradle last night tell me this......why they think we gon believe that landon brown is bobby's son?????? LANDON TRESVANT....thats all imma say
ahahhaha damn i missed it...when i saw the commercial and he was like i'm bobby browns son i was DA HELL..u kinda cute bobby aint...lol
HEEEEEEEY JAY, u know what's funny? if anyone else would have release that song i woulda been like "huh?, u can't be serious" but that MC she could sing anything and it would still sound good..
MC xould sing her ass off back in the day vision of love and shit like that but the shit she doing now, STOP, give them songs to somebody more age appropriate like iono ciara, lil mama, omarion bow wow or some shit.....
bmama as far as that show goes, you ain't miss nothing the best part of the show was when they asked the parents bout they kids performances, and the parents ain't wanna hurt they kids feelings so they was like tryna to avoid answering the question directly, like the host asked mc hammer could your daughter have done better????? lmmfao he went did everything he could to stop himself from saying his kid sucked, and why al b sure still sessay than a mutha to me and i don't even like light skinned dudes, and hemmer still look the same, and bobby still had the crrok in his mouth talking bout i am nervous for landon but i know he gon do good, nigga got up there and was wack as hell singing seal's song messing it up
all them damn typo's lol
chrissy snow said...
@ bobble, imma need you to refer to wilona and that awful ass wig of hers for further comments......lmao
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lmao !!!! why you be coming all outta left field with this off the wall shit ??? lmao i can't even think of anything to say after that....got dammit...i'm just puzzled & giggly offa that....i'll be back & refer to prancer's grandma hilda frown for my thoughts on my blank mind...
no clue why i came outta left field with that, but since we both a lil throwed, i figured you would get it, lmao now, imma need you to refer to prototype old ass videos with crucial conflict for further comments.....
damn i missed it & yes i'm dead off landon tresvant !!!! i'm sure we gonna get some reruns
I got ya message chrissy!! I actually planned on working today, but couldn't resist responding back to my fans over on the forum. I kind of woke up mad at the world again...one of those days.
Anyway, I watched that show yesterday and fell in love with that white dude who was like a rocker dude (snider I think). That is one fine ass white dude to me!!! Al B sure son did the worse to me though. And I noticed the parents thing too. Like they didn't feel any of the kids performances. They said shit like, I love them regardless!!
lacyd
lmmfao @ lacyd i was tripping offa that mess, and al b sure acted like he wanted to crawl under a damn rock, or bust out laughing one cause his son was a mess, he didn't sound that bad, he just take that corn factor to a whole nother level lil b sure, what kinda nick jr/playhouse disney/cartoon network stage name is that????? and lacy d, this for you ma
FUCK DA WORLD!!!!!! say it one time see how much better you shall feel.....imma put that on a tshirt bmama
You know I love effin wit the world!! You silly talkin bout al b sure son. Why he sing and look better than his son though? I was like damn, that apple fell way across the street from that tree. The talent did NOT cross the generational line. And dude look like something that I can't quite put my finger on. He's got like one other son who looks more like al, but this one musta had a monster as a mother cause that lil dude is mad ugly to me. Look like somebody stay punchin him in his nose.
lac dizzle
Nick Cannon is arrogant, that's why I don't like him.
And that show last night was a hot mess, it wasn't even worth a blog.
Chrissy, you are going to be in tears when you hear this DJ KAy slay shat. I have it up on my site and on the UB.
dang it mzv i been tryna to hear that shit all morning and my computer slow ass a damn turtle so it won't load......imma keep trying tho
and yeah that show was the 1st and last time imma be tuning in and lacdizzle the son al got with kim, look just like his ass, he sessay like his daddy, i have no clue what happned to that other son of his......but whay when they was interviewing the kids and asking them bout they parents, lmao were they all sarcastic and cynical like al b sure son said something to the effect of "well my dad toured alot, but when he did come around, blah blah" i was like what he mean when he came around you saw the dude once a year or what, then mc hammer afrocentric daughter was like "surprisingly my dad was always home with us" i was like hell after pumps in a bumps his ass stayed @ the crib cause ain't nobody wanna hear that shit so i imagine he was always home.....shit had me rolling.......
For real, those kids were on there real live callin them parents out. Bobby Brown's son was the worse though, he was like, imagine people comin up to you on halloween dressed in orange jump suits talkin bout they Bobby Brown. That shit was too funny to me. I was like damn, do any of them have a real relationship with they folks? The only parent child relationship that looked real and like they are close was Olivia Newton Johns daughter and her. But that child got some major DSLs. Like shit if you poke her lips with a needle they'll deflate like a mug. I thought the show was pretty interesting and I'm interested to see if these chillin are gonna stay around based on their talent or they parents talent. I gotta be honest, I'd vote for bobby brown's son only to see how much bobby will attend and how high he'll be when he is there. that nigga looked throwed as hell last night, all sweaty and chunky. Dude goin through, but it's all whitney's fault. why the broke ass spouse always wanna write a tell all book? He coulda told us that shit a long ass time ago. they was together 10 years, and whitney never looked liked she touched a cig until she met that nigga. Now he wanna put it all on her like she was the head crack head in the house. I tell ya, niggas man, niggas and flies!!!
lacyd
DAMN LACDIZZLE GON OFF.....
I MISSED LANDON TRESVANT'S INTERVIEW BUT I CAN'T SIT THROO THAT SHOW FOR THE NEXT MONTH OR HOWEVER LONG IT'S GON BE ON, MAYBE IF I REMEMBER TO WATCH IT I WILL TUNE IN BUT.......AND OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN'S DAUGHTER GOT THAT COLLAGEN IN HER LIPS, I KNOW IT AND WHAT MAKE HER THINK SHE CAN SING ANYWAY, CAUSE HER MOMMA AIN'T GOT NO DAMN AMAZING ASS VOICE AND I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BEING JUDGEMENTAL, BUT IT DID SEEM LIKE THEM KIDS AIN'T SEEN THEY PARENTS IN THE LAST 5 YEARS TILL THAT NIGHT ON THE SHOW, AHHAHHAHHAHH LMMFAO
I watched this show...I was trippin off hammer when they asked him who would win and he resonded " It's too early" chile...i was like WOW...ummm maybe you could've said ur daughter? but whatev he's a hasbeen anyway, i think the show is a bad idea because they will always be known as the kids of ____, there is not getting away from that
lmao!! now i really gots to see that show...but i wonder....really i wonder....if bobbi chris can sing...i mean come on, both your cracked out parents have voices, something had to rub off on ya besides your daddy looks (yelp)
lmmfao bobble why you have to yelp ahhahhahhahh and bobby kris too busy being a bad girl to sing, and i wonder if ralph watching his son on the show???? why he wasn't there to support landon tresvant is beyond me and K, that's what imma call you Kaliente cause i am a lazy ass and don't wanna type it all out. but anyway K why i think hammer ain't got no faith in Akeeba???? lmmfao that nigga was skirting round them questions like it wasn't shit, and they better show an old clip of pumps in the bumps and shit yall remember when hammer tried to go all hard......them videos he made was a hot ass mess......
lol why you gotta clown pumps in a bump ? necole posted that video last month sometime & i had to go home & download that shit lol....refer to that hay in the middle of the barn for further thoughts....
LMAO WHY HAMMER WAS ASKING TO BE CLOWNED FOR THAT SHIT BOBBLE???? WHAT WAS THAT OTHER JAM HE HAD THO, HE WAS TRYNA TO BE ALL HARD IN IT TO WALKING ROUND ARMS ON SWOLE AND SHIT WITH A STICKING CAP ON AND LEATHER VESTS LOOKING LIKE A GOTDAMN BURGLAR OR SOME SHIT......LMAO REFER TO POLOW DA DON AND HIS STOLEN ASS BEATS FOR MORE INFO.....
polow looks like a space nerd....a futuristic dweeb
hammer's other song was, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey it's all good ! uh huh ! it all good !
that's what it was bobble i knew yo old school know all the music from back in the day when shit was poppin ass wold know the name of it......
that was my jam, yall ready fa this, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY IT'S ALL GOOD lmao him and his homies hand them all militant/hip hop dance moves and shit lawd his comeback was a damn joke but it's all good was my jam
oh damn, i forgot to tell ya bobble to refer to mariah carey's peter pan ass for more info....
lol you cooocoo refer to a box of coco puffs for more info
REFER TO BOO KOO'S OR BEAU COUPS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT FOR MORE INFO.....LMAO
refer to darth vader's breathing box for more info....
they got to be packin, thats the only explanation
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