Freestyle Friday Part II

Friday, April 25, 2008

Yall know what it is, we had such fun with the last freestyle friday post we doing another one, so get in here, and freestyle bout what pops in ya head, ya man, ya girl, ya job (which i am bout to go the fuck off on) ya kids, money, simple ass people, gas (that was for you bammy), whatever ya feel like......GO

70 comments:

Edirin said...

Yes I’ve been looking for some1 to talk to about this

So basically I and my girl have been going out for a couple of months now

Her bday was a couple of days ago, i forgot to call her

And now, she won’t switch her phone on, receive my calls when it’s on, not reply my texts

IS IT THAT DEEP, I’ve said sorry like a million times?

Dang

And I’ve been planning to give my site bit of a makeover, its gets boring after a while, only for it to all go wrong and I’m stuck with the mess I have there now

And to top it all up, today i thought i had to go to college, got ready and everything, the journey is like 1hr 20 mins. Only to almost reach there and my lecturer calls me and says the teachers are on strike no college.

Now I’m back home alone, my girl won’t talk to me, my sites a mess and I’m taking it out on your freestyle Friday comment box

504 said...

fe fi fo fum

lil fukyah's back at it so here i come

don't start no beef cause you don't want none

but if you're feeling dangerous then nigga come get some !

but be warned, you're ass gonna look dumb

cause when i'm thru wit u you whole body will be numb

& believe me fool it'll be much fun

betsa trust when i say this, i won't need a gun

i'll having you hallucinating, callin me your honey bun

i'll jack your money, leave you on the skreet like a bum

then walk away, poppin my bubble gum !

504 said...

sorry you're having a sour day

but we need some RHYMES on freestyle friday !

Anonymous said...

ahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao okay fresh and fab got it all off her chest even if it wasn't rhyming, and bobble be fa real bout her shit......my turn...

504 said...

i came back to say

i'm not feeling the love today

nobody wants to play

they gonna miss me when i go astray

just treat me like a step child who can't go outside to make a mud pie outta clay

just treat me like a cigarette butt lying lonesome in a dirty ash tray

but hey

it's okay

i'm gonna make it fun anyway

put my rhymes on display

ain't none of that ay bay bay

all that shit is gay

so to make it we gotta pray

ya'll ain't gotta stay

but when i'm gone, you all are gonna PAY !

Anonymous said...

oops, sorry do i look like i care..

been gone for 2 days and yall acting scared

yall know yall wrong for talking shit,

i take 2 mofo vacation days

and niggas get all bent

outta shape cause my pretty face is not upfront

yall mad cause yall stuck looking @ lady botox????

well guess what bitches, here's the deal

imma take some mo' days when i am feeling real....

stressed out an tired of answering these phones, ya know what, matter fact

FUCK IT IMMA TAKE MY BLACK ASS HOME.......

504 said...

look it came thru, it's about damn time

a few minutes more it woulda been a crime

my man once told me that i was a dime

but i evolved into a dollar once i hit my prime

i had to clean my floor yesterday cause it was covered with grime

i'll be right back 3 quarters after nine !

Anonymous said...

SIKE.....

fuck dat i need my money

i ain't going no damn where my disposition is sunny

till these fools run me hot, then imma blow my top

leave this bitch quicker than a nigga running from a cop

Bahama said...

KABOOM!

Guess who stepped in the room

yes yes yall and we don't stop

yea them is ryhmes from other people

open up the steple and see all the PEOPLE.

i'm taking it back nursey school style for you suckas

so we can bring the rukus

F&F going thru song thangs

we gone help him with these ryhmes off our brain

Anonymous said...

lmmfao bobble a fool

she come in here with that freestyle shit and take a sista to school

tryna to show me how to drop them rhymes

aww damn i think i done run out of time

cause the clock is ticking

and i am so divine

fine, smooth like wine

i carry a 9 for fools who wanna try to get mine.....

naw i ain't got a permit, but so what, i am still a bitch to be recokoned with

i think i spelled that word wrong, take my ass back to school and get me some......

lmao man this rhyming shit is fun

imma have to go pro, make me a video.....have lil wayne do a cameo....

Bahama said...

Gimmie da loot

gimmie da loot

aight so i don't feel like ryhme'n

but i still got yall die'n

from the heat i'm spewing

yea i know i suck but who gives a buck

i'm feeling funky fresh

dress to impress

with my booty jeans

yea i kno i'm clean

so i'll take yo man

and make him my stan

cause i got it like that

hey i can make my a$$ clap

(OMG i can't stop laughing)

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why that gimme da loot shit is sssssssssssssoooooooooooooooo fuuny to me

Anonymous said...

naw i ain't a rapper but yall know my name

chrissy snow in the house and this ain't a game

i come thru like a hurricane

knock out ya windows, and destroy you lames

my shit never make sense, but that's the whole point

yall will never understand these dope ass joints

a real MC leave ya clueless, bobbing ya head to the beat, wondering who da phuck is this

Bahama said...

We the baddest chicks in the game

got crazy flow in our membrane

we know how to rock the party

so we get it shawty

ain't none you can test us

we make other chicks dress up

so they can keep their men

be barbie to their ken

but hey they don't know

we got the flow

and don't even want ken

we checking g.i joe men!

504 said...

chrissy snow said...
lmmfao why that gimme da loot shit is sssssssssssssoooooooooooooooo fuuny to me

April 25, 2008 10:34 AM

^^^^
i gotta jump outta character for a sec....but why for the life of me i couldn't remember how i was gonna start off my freestyle today cause i was thinking about it tuesday, but why i remember after reading bammy's rap & i was gonna say gimmie the loot gimmie the loot is what flav said, knowing that nigga has stop getting paid lol

bammy i told you you're haunting me !! & you had me dying off you shit !

bobble just be killing me softly....ok back to this lyrical genius....

504 said...

la di da di ya'll

we's bout to have a ball

get yo mind right & back you fall

u don't want drama or it's gonna be a brawl

yes it's true i'm quite small

but i'm here to party so come one come all

i don't discriminate so u can be tall

seems like niggas today have the absolute gall

but peep this niggas, i don't do booty calls

stop begging nigga, no need to crawl

i do, however, shop at outlet malls

i got some stoney jackson plastered all over my walls

one date with me & stoney be calling me baby doll

my throat's kinda scratchy, do ya'll have any halls ?

if not i'll settle for anything with menthol

yes yes ya'll

to the beat ya'll

Anonymous said...

ok out of charecter again cause i want to get on bobble fav show real world

a few why's real quick

why i think imma watch this whole season

why both the black dudes sesaay than a mofo to me specially dreads

why dread crying after that ole country ass white girl and he could have me

why i literally rolled over and died when albino and blondie got into it and she kept saying okay calm down, stop acting ghetto

why she then gon go and say i don't care what urban blah blah blah and she said something else that stuck out yall i wanna say she said BLACKVILLE please confirm that is what she said bobble cause if she did say that, then imma DIE again....

Bahama said...

LOL i'm fresh outta raps

and i feel like crap

don't wanna work, but i never do

don't wanna be cryin, boo who

when ain't no money coming in

i'mma need to learn how to swim

to get round this island

cause these gas prices got me cryin

and if not swim
then power walk

but then i'd look like a dork

i guess i can learn how to fly

up up to the sky

drinking some red bull with my wings

we running this rap game like we kings

504 said...

why i missed that part but somebody in the forums said that chick said blackville, so go on & die again cause somebody else mentioned it, but why the white chick would not have said anything to lil albino if they weren't on real world lol....why i need to find her & beat her ass IN blackville ? then leave her in BLACKVILLE & secretly videotape her crying to her momma ?

Anonymous said...

stepping to the mic come hear my flow

chrissy in the house and imma put on a show

tell ya man to come throo and holla @ me, cause my reant is due and my hair is nappy

imma stay fly no matter the price

imma eff ya man and serve him right

get him to give me all his money, but i won't ever have his ass on maury

yelling and screaming talking bout that ain't my kid

i just screwed that chick cause everybody else did

look @ his hair check his nose that kid ain't mine his momma a bonnafied ho

lmmfao now is'e confused, i done went all off and have no clue

what my flow was about from the jump, oh well never mind

imma do the humpty hump....

504 said...

lol i luv bammy's raps

i'm sorry you feel like crap

that thing called work ain't nothin but a trap

so just sit back & chill-lax while
i put on my thinking cap

Bahama said...

i think i need a rap name

to make official in this game

but nothing to lame

because i came

to take this OVER

with the flow-a

i make words up

like ka -po-wa

aight so i just said that to ryhme

but that ain't no crime

hell yea i'm scared to do time

i'm too cute to go to jail

we still spit'n some serious flow

that makes you WHOA!

504 said...

oh shit bobble !!!!
do wake me...i'm dying lmao

Anonymous said...

bobble, ahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao fa real right now i am laughing so hard cause you gotta make SURE you see her ass saying that cause she was like urban BLACKVILLE.... and brunette was like uhhhhhhh you need to watch what you say tho..... lawd i was like what blondie said, SOLIDIFIED me and i am watching the whole damn season.....mofo blackville, i was like where ever the fuck that place is in usa, they need to drop her ass off there and let her say that shit to the townspeople of BLACKVILLE, see what they gotta say bout it......mofo blackville, imma look for that shit on a globe......

Kaliente said...

chile... y'all know i was fukkin wit big dude/last night he started talkin bout his "big dude"/sayin that he gone stick it to me, how rude/i was like nicca stop playin,chile boo/he really turned me off cuz i don't see it/how in the he!! we gon do it, man i can't see it/this nicca got me fukked up if he thank he beatin/the only things that he can do is just eat it eat it...lol

Bahama said...

LMAO!!!! Kali got got me crying

bwahahahahaha

Poppa Patent said...

Testis! Testis! 1-2-3

Yaw know who it is, it's the Ni99uh Poppa P

Ready to disburse these lyrical tones

Pushin them out like closet bones.

Feeling kinda refreshed but not to happy

Ran in some 'Warmness' that was a lil nappy

Need some'n to eat like some Orange slices

Cuz a ni99uh is mad at these MOFOs Gas prices.

Goin up and up like it's the thang to dew.

Got a lil more appreciation for them Public Transit fools

On the real though, my heart has started to swell

Them 3 cops got off in the case of Sean Bell.

Shot my dude up 50 MOFO times

Dude didn't have a chance to even reach his prime.

One cop even reloaded his clip

How the hell you let that slip.

But before I get yaw all uptight and sh!t

Realize that this is just the tip

Of what Poppa P is capable of

Sensibility and even love.

So even though Sean Bell wasn't My Ni99uh

I say we all 'Pour out a lil liquor'.

Anonymous said...

BAM it's friday, and i just got paid

and if i get one mo' phone call with somebody telling me they need a nigga paged

imma go off and tell em NO...i get tired of getting on this fucking P.A. system i ain't a prin-ci-pal

@ a school full of bad ass kids, that draw on the walls and talk mad shit

like them bad ass fuckers in lean on me, morgan freeman came throo and was the H.N.I.C

padlocking all the doors and running thangs, told fat boy to make a change

they sung that song and that's my favorite part

specially when them greasy ass niggas was doing going all hard

in the boys bathroom singing like stars,

i was like WHAT?!?!? THEM DUDES CAN SING

but can't past a simple ass test, they done messed up Marting Luther's dream.....

damn that shit is funny where i be going

straight to the bank when they here my flowing.........

Anonymous said...

ai'ight K lmmfao u answered all my questions.......lmmfao

Bahama said...

oh Patent that was so sweet

but you KNOW you still a freak

you got "clients" man

do they leave money on the nightstand?

i'm sorry i'm bored

that was kinda outta line

cause i know you might come back @ me double time

but i ain't scared

tell you the truth, i love fear

okay that's a lie

but i had to ryhme

LOL!!!

Kaliente said...

now ya'll know i'm playin he ain't gettin near my snatch

if he try me i'mma tell his azz to get the fukk back

andywayz, off of his azz

let's talk about my sorry azz babies dad

this nicca always talkin bout he ain't got no money

but you always goin out now ain't that funny

you always worried bout what i'm doin

worry about yaself and them footdraggaz u screwin

u wasn't true, and i never even knew

i got a new boo, not u lookin like a fool

it's friday y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

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504 said...

damn ya'll rollin heffas

i want a bowl of fruity pebbles

in ice cold milk

that's smooth as silk

like uncle sam

i don't eat the spam

like donald duck

yeah i like to fuck

my rhymes n shit

are extremely explicit

but do i care

if you hos use nair

but guess what ? oh well

lil fukyah gotta story to tell

about this chick from the hood

who was always up to no good

she'll steal your man

with no master plan

with the flip of her hair

those niggas would stare

this ain't your ordinary ho

this chick here was a pro

she walk with such class

with her cute lil ass

she is quite petite

she stands under 5 feet

let me see if i can remember

she was born in late september

there is something about her, just because

when she steps in the room, the men all pause

those niggas say 'damn she's hot'

'if she have no man, she will get got'

she get so much flack from those jealous hos

but of course that's how the story goes

u may wonder why i know so much about hah (her)

it's me bitches, lil fukyah !!!

Kaliente said...

LMAO @ y'all....y'all know i always type THEN go back n read y'all comments...i was trippin when blondie ol' country azz said Blacksville!!!! brunette KNOWS what time it is! and i thought i was the only one who thought "pole" looked albino..lol chilllllllle i swear they need to have a real world with a whole bunch of ghetto mu'fukkaz...and no college hill don't count

Poppa Patent said...

Turn my headphones up!!!!

Turn my headphones up!!!!

Gotta keep these slayings rated PG

On my niece puter and she startin to read.

Pickin out words that she recognizes

So there is some backspace goin on as she realizes.

That some of these words aint what she seen before

And I don't need her parents bangin on my door.

Cussin and fussin bout how she know about this word and that

"Ni99uh I don't know, maybe she was listnin to rap"

Goin on and on with they Blah Blah Blah

So I start to snicker as I think 'YAH!!! TRICK YAH!!!'

Don't need to extra drama over some words

Parents get uptight and a lil perterbed

About they babies and what goes in they head

Do like I do 'Take a nap and go to bed'

But this lil ni99uh got 50 MOFO questions

Girl quit talkin and get ready for your lessons.

You need to get dressed and ready for your bus.

Don't ask me bout no homework I aint got time for that stuff.

So as she gets ready for such a daunting task.

Reminds me of when I was in shool "OK Class!"

Anonymous said...

awwwww look @ poppa p being all sentimental

i didn't even think the nigga had it in him

cause he stay talking shit and spewing noise, bout them clients he treat like chew toys

taking em out getting em a meal talking all sweet to em giving em the "real"

get them simpletons home get in they gushy, then he be mad as hell

cause she wasn't what she was supposed to be

a mofo dime piece, my hubby call em throughbreads, them type chicks that give mad head

have you ready to wife em up, knock em up, put em up, in a 3 bedroom house already furnished

all she gotta do is come with a hurting put it down close the curtains

cause it's a wrap i am done talking bout p and his clients, i need something else to rap about

like sheets, and the mofo niggas who actually buy em' paying attention to the TC on em, the type of fabric and color combos

how he can mix and match em to get a good fit, and when a client come over, she can get a good night's rest.....

yall prolly sitting there thinking what chrissy doin she taking too long

her shit prolly gon be good tho, have us rolling and pointing

holding our sides and saying, this girl needs annointing....

this rap shit is easy all you gotta do is be clever and rhyme, get a good ass beat and BAM radio time......

Anonymous said...

awwwww look @ poppa p being all sentimental

i didn't even think the nigga had it in him

cause he stay talking shit and spewing noise, bout them clients he treat like chew toys

taking em out getting em a meal talking all sweet to em giving em the "real"

get them simpletons home get in they gushy, then he be mad as hell

cause she wasn't what she was supposed to be

a mofo dime piece, my hubby call em throughbreads, them type chicks that give mad head

have you ready to wife em up, knock em up, put em up, in a 3 bedroom house already furnished

all she gotta do is come with a hurting put it down close the curtains

cause it's a wrap i am done talking bout p and his clients, i need something else to rap about

like sheets, and the mofo niggas who actually buy em' paying attention to the TC on em, the type of fabric and color combos

how he can mix and match em to get a good fit, and when a client come over, she can get a good night's rest.....

yall prolly sitting there thinking what chrissy doin she taking too long

her shit prolly gon be good tho, have us rolling and pointing

holding our sides and saying, this girl needs annointing....

this rap shit is easy all you gotta do is be clever and rhyme, get a good ass beat and BAM radio time......

Anonymous said...

oops i posted twice

oh well it's my house i share with bammy,

and we ain't got to be nice....so haters get @ me.....

lmmfao this shit is too damn fun

Bahama said...

it's party time in this room

we'll explode like ka BOOM

not like gas cause that's nasty

and were not that we are classy

and sassy, and bossy and flossy

we got men like tootsie

and lil bootsie

what a stupid name for a rapper to have

that's all i have

at the moment

Kaliente said...

Y'all why big dude talkin hella shyt talkin bout his thang is like 8 inches...i was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww LMAO i was on the phone like yeah okay nicca, i hear u....he said he was gonna "punish me" LMFAO i was like "wha" anywayz.........i can't do it, i ain't gona lie tho i am curious, but since i started talkin to him he has been actin REAL cocky like he stay with a bad bytch on his side, when i know i am the hottest thang smokin right now and that's why he be on a nicca....sigh...nicca so dumb!!!! ewwwwwww i wish y'all could've heard our conversation! y'all would have been straight clownin

Kaliente said...

y'all goin hard today! I know that's right...lol

Anonymous said...

footdraggaz u screwin
^^^^^^ no lie lady k you had me dying,

what the fuck is a footdragga'

lawd done ceased my rhyming

chrissy snow is speechless,

and lady k is a mess, talking bout footdraggaz and shit.....

504 said...

where my girls at ?

do i need to get a bat ?

& swing it at felix the cat ?

i know, don't do dat ?

just to be exact

i won't cause that bitch is fat

& he might try to pull out de gat

the one he got hidden under his hat

i'm not gonna to interact

cause his teef are jack't

from eating too many kit kats

i'm risin to the top so don't push me off my lat -

ter, if you do, let me fall on a comfy mat

too many damn flys & knat or is it a nat?

who cares, lets just call them a osnat

made up a word & gives self a nice pat

how bout another one, this time quat

someone's being sneaky, i smell a rat

ha ha in the corner he sat

on his arm, a popeye anchor tat

sometimes i wonder where u'at

when i'm making up words like vat

and words like wat

and like xat

and like zat

i'm quick wit it, no time to react

Anonymous said...

footdraggaz' that's my new slang

when a nigga talk shit,imma call em....

a mofo footdragga' with no brains

lawd have mercy on me that shit is funny....

if lady k was a comic she'd be making maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad money

Anonymous said...

what i gotta do to let these simple fools know

don't call me with that bullshit cause i really don't know

yeah i answer the phones that's what i do, but do i look like a gotdamn information highway to you....

call me with this, call me with that,

i am STILL gon be that stereotypical black bitch talking bout i ain't down with dat

got me answering calls and dumb asses are on the other end

then they have the nerve to get fly when i tell they ass WRONG try again

i ain't gotta be nice, that wasn't in my clause, these muthafuckas hired me to answer they phones

and that's what imma do from 8-5, yall want me to do more, then specify that shit next time......

Anonymous said...

K, i just read what you wrote bout real world, and naw bobble was the one talking the other day calling that skripper an albino, i been calling her ass that since cause i can never remember her name, and what was that BS she was talking bout why she became a stripper???? i didn't get it she was like i got pregnant, and she was like naw i have no kid to them other girls, so i was like then bitch you a stipper again for what reasons??????

504 said...

all around to world it's the same song

i'm sick of niggas thinking they can do no wrong

acting like their dicks are 10 inches long

nigga please, what you really have ain't a slong

thinking ole viagra is gonna help prolong

man please it's time you get gone

go borrow someone else's meat cause you ain't capable to bone

eff'in with you ? i'd rather be alone

504 said...

i'll be back lata all of you

cause lil fukyah got things to do

Anonymous said...

Gawd, I'm rusty on freestyles, but here goes:

Yeah I overanalyze, but I fantasize/About how I wish a mo-fo could work the middle between my thighs

And take me away from my blog for like an hour/Stimulate my mind because knowledge is power,

Then we would hold hands in bed and talk about the good head game that he received/and thank God I didn't use the teeth.

And I didn't have to look at my watch to see how long he took to release/because I'm already at peace

He was so down to Earth, had me gone with the Wind and my soul was on Fire.

My hearts desire.

Kaliente said...

OKAY a footdragga iz a bytch that literally dragz her feet when she walks...OMG i see it all the time the hoodratz walkin round the mall in they chinese hair store flip flops draggin they dayum feet!!!! it's like bish that's why yo heels dirty...lol but yeah me and my cousins alwayz say that shyt...if we see a dirty lookin hoodrat bish, we be like "ewwwww look at that footdraggin azz ho" LMAO

Anonymous said...

damn, why i think my husband's cheating

he come in all the time talking bout he sleeping

off the effects of his hard ass job

i be like nigga and, you still need to give me some

FUCK being tired ya wife is horny, i give it to you

even when i make you beg you want it

maybe that's the glitch in this here lil plan

is the nigga tired of begging????????

NAW, NEVER DAT

let me catch him creeping tho,

that nigga is a manitenance man

so how in the hell would i know.....

if he got a trick stashed in an apartment

breaking her off my shit

damn, imma shole hate to clean up that mess

having our case as an example on snapped

talking bout damn she buried his ass under that????

what she do to the girl something awful i bet

i ain't gon run nor will i hide, i will turn myself in, and do my time

commit my homicides, and keep on going

imma be like slingblade call the law, and TELL THEY ASS "yall better send a hurse"

Kaliente said...

LMAO y'all r soooooooo crazy!

Anonymous said...

i could do this rhyming shit all day

but because fools round here lazy, i gotta go do work....FROM YESTERDAY

when i wasn't here, i am guessing they just said fuck it....

bitch will be back tommorrow, let her bust it

which i have no problem doing,

but come on now you can't do a lil perusing

shit piss me off coworkers so damn nosy, but when it come to work, all of a sudden

they can't do it they have no time

BITCH i bet if i was here you' would have been dancing double time

kissing ass and taking names, this shit should have already been done,

but hey, who imma blame.....

it's cool, i am legit,

imma do this work, but from me you get's no r.e.s.p RESPECT ME...lmao

yeah i know it makes no sense, catch the reruns of miss rap supreme, and you'll get it....

Kaliente said...

(in lil boosie voice)"secret lover" ...i get tah see my bay/ and he don't stay too many miles away/ he my "secret lover", my lil D boy friend/ and i know shyt will work out in the end/ BUT he got a BABY MOMMA...lol and i don't know bout that/ i would hate to hit that ho in her head with a bat/ he my secret lover...

Kaliente said...

"imma do this work, but from me you get's no r.e.s.p RESPECT ME...lmao "


-------------------------------------------dead LMAO

Jay Midnyte said...

"let me catch him creeping tho,

that nigga is a manitenance man

so how in the hell would i know.....

if he got a trick stashed in an apartment

breaking her off my shit

damn, imma shole hate to clean up that mess

having our case as an example on snapped

talking bout damn she buried his ass under that????

what she do to the girl something awful i bet

i ain't gon run nor will i hide, i will turn myself in, and do my time

commit my homicides, and keep on going

imma be like slingblade call the law, and TELL THEY ASS "yall better send a hurse"
^^^^^^^^^^^^
WTF!! Chrissy... Even I HOPE ya man isn't playin games the way you snapped!!

Anonymous said...

ahhahhahhahh lmao @ j-nyte.....it was just a rhyme, i am not that malicious, i don't guess i am.....lol

Kaliente said...

^^^yeah she crazy!

Kaliente said...

Y'all like my new Gravi? LOL don't she look dumb as he!! on that big azz rockin horse? i got that from ikea.com they actually sell this garbage, And it's over a stack (1k)

Kaliente said...

i commented y'all back on the hip hop post

504 said...

toot toot, hey beep beep

if i catch u slipping i'm putting u to sleep

don't worry bout me, i'm not bout to get deep

but lil bo peep

has lost her damn mind & her sheep

talking bout she's digging my man in his jeep

if my man's down , she's all about a creep

she continues talkin shit im'ma take a huge leap

she just don't know with my man i play for keeps

& alot of trouble with a taste of heap

when i'm thru with her it'll be r.i.p., date with the grim reap (scretchy scratch) reap (scretchy scratch) reap-ah

Anonymous said...

i see bobble back and in full effect....lmao

Anonymous said...

504 is back in the house

she want some competition so imma turn it out

i told her lets join forces, get a dj and bust it...

not like pliers cause he is rusty,

stoopid and silly he boggles my mind

like that lola chick and that thing she call a behind

how she keep it clean i wanna know

and i wonder if she know the world laughing cause she a simple ho

went out and bought ass that goes for days

she thinks it's cute but still i pray

she will come to her senses and stay away from all toilets in my area

cause her sitting on it would be so damn clever...well not really clever but funny as hell

where am i going with this someone please, do tell......

Kaliente said...

LOL @504 beefin wit lil' bo peep and Chrissy goin hard on LOLA...hahaha I'm dyin over here y'all r ca-razy

504 said...

lol @ lady k & her forever changing gravatars

i'm feeling musical, somebody grab me a guitar

get my celebrity on & become a star

i won't forget the little people, ya'll know who you are

with all this talent i can go very far

cause non of these bitches are up to par

i be on my old skool like my home boy marley marl

don't know if i made that name up but oh well on to my next bar

of my song, i'm gonna remix it & ya'll gonna bump it in your car

i'm outtie 5000 !!

504 said...

lol @ lady k & her forever changing gravatars

i'm feeling musical, somebody grab me a guitar

get my celebrity on & become a star

i won't forget the little people, ya'll know who you are

with all this talent i can go very far

cause non of these bitches are up to par

i be on my old skool like my home boy marley marl

don't know if i made that name up but oh well on to my next bar

of my song, i'm gonna remix it & ya'll gonna bump it in your car

i'm outtie 5000 !!

Anonymous said...

da hell bobble think she going

just cause it's friday she blowing

out the door and leaving us here

with nothing to do, but have no fear

cause imma shut it down with this one last line altho i can't go nowhere till after 5

the man got me on lock plus i gotta wait, the rest of this day gon go by i wanna escape

to the comfort of my car, with the a/c on blast jamming supastar

by luther not ruben, cause his version was the best,

it has been proven, not reall it hasn't i wish it was time to go

cause i done had it.....

Anonymous said...

I'm not good at any kind of poetry, nuttin like those girls called Floetry.

I've been strugglin' with tests and
tryin to do my best.

My name is Dalia; don't call me Blossum.

Cause in my backyard, I got me a Killer Possum!

Ooooweee, don't ever make me do poetry again! There should be a law against the crime I just committed!!! ~LOL~

Love ya, ladies!

Kaliente said...

^^^lmao Hey Dalia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u remember me from NB???? lol

where ya'll ditzy bishes at? i miss the fam!!!!!

i had fun this weeked but i ain't get no D/ it's all good, but i was hoooooooooorny/i'm ditchin big boy and my d boy friend/big boys a stalker and d boys just a friend/ i'll come back and add some more


fukk it it's freestyle monday 'round dis bytch!

Anonymous said...

well well well

it's the monday from hell,

i am sleepy and pissed

bout to go off in this bitch

can't wait till it's time to go

thank gawd i ain't no real ho

cause i am so sleepy today, my pimp would be broke

cause after my 9-5,

imma go home and get in myyyyyyyyyy

bed and tune the world out,

kids gon have to eat out

cause i be damned if i stand in a kitchen and cook

as tired as i am you'd think i was a full time crook

and naw i don't own any cookbooks

took me and bammy all day to get up a new post

cause she busy, and i am tired as phuck

we got a fresh one up, so all our peeps can come throo and say what's up

damn imma go home and put my feet up....

lol

this sh!t better work..lmao