Aight so crazy things tend to pop up in our minds, cause we are well dizzy like that. And if you know us from our over the fence days you know we use to play some pretty funny games about celebs. Well since we have our own blog now why should we stop? Here's one we've played before but resurrected it.
Celeb Class Superlatives and/or what they were (what we imagine them to be) like in high school.
Diddy - that dude that had the worst game in school and the bad breath but you couldn't tell him he wasn't the ish!
Kim Kardashian - they goody two shoes but on the low she was sleepin with everybody's man.
Mike Vick - the talented athlete who you thought would make something of themselves but later on you find out he's the neighborhood dope boy.
Britney Spears-The white girl that dates all the brothers cause she wanna know if that myth is true, she finds out that it really ain't after 2 kids, and being held back in the 10th grade, TWICE
Jermiane Dupri-the dude who DJ all the parties, and got all the good ass music before it even come out, he think giving all the new slow jams to the ladies gon give him some play, but it never do, all the girls do is say awwwwww thanks shortie and kiss him on the cheek
Pharell-the black dude who all the black people think he ain't down cause he hang with the skateboard crew that is all whiteboys...
Vanilla Ice-the white boy who hang with all the thug brothers tryna to be black talking shit like yeah homie i'm hard and when school let out he being picked up by his momma in her white ford explore getting ready to go home and eat tuna noodle casserole
Rick Ross-the fat dude that just show up to school to eat the free breakfast and lunch
Beyonce-the girl that looks and dresses like she put out but she really don't so all the dudes then go fine Kim K ole ho ass
Rihanna- the girl who been going to school in the US since kindergaten, but she still got that damn annoying ass accent 10 yrs later ans she stay pulling a hard C in history class
Flavor Flav-the class clown of course, people be like flav, gon do that dance step you be doing, we will give you a dollar, he bust out screaming yeah booooooooooooy and people be like i told yall this nigga was a fool
Polow Da Don-the dude who never wanna do his work himself so he either pay somebody to do it, cheat, or steal, and you gotta watch ya valubles round his ass
Kanye-the dude who stay fly as hell in all the new gear, but don't nobody ever say nothing out the way to his ass cause he will throw a damn fit in a min..
6 comments:
why i can't stop laughing @ that ricky ross one?? i knew a dude in my high school that was just like that!!
hell me too bmama, i swear we never saw his big ass till lunch we'd be like why sammy ass ain't never in algebra class???? but he damn shole be round when that lunch bell ring......
lmao good stuff
Those were all great, but I actually LOL'd at Vanilla Ice and Rick Ross.
This ish is too funny!
LMBO @ Michael Vick, Vanilla Ice, & Polow Da Don!!!!!!!!!!
**@ Bahama: Thank you so much for the thoughtful words.**
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