How to Talk to a Lady

Friday, April 18, 2008

Why do some men think cat calling out the side of their boys whip is a nice way to introduce themselves to a lady? And we are talking about a real lady not hoodrats, scallywags and skee-o's. These are just a few ways on how NOT to attract a lady:




  • Seek Seek Oi - Believe it or not some men actually use that phrase. That and "hey red" or "slim" and if they are real dummies they'll even call you by what color clothes you have on. i want you men to write this down : DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT use any of those sayings. A lady will give you the rock eyebrow and keep it moving.



  • Yeah men, we know we fine as hell, we know we got a phat ass in them jeans, or that our breasts are sitting right in that top, why you think we put it on, but yelling shit like "hey miss new booty let me holla @ cha.." or "damn you got me wondering what you look like naked.." and the latter, i have heard before ain't gon' get yall no kinda play so quit yelling out shit like "sexy red can i get ya number.." or "i KNOW a nigga got you on lock already cause i know if you were mine you couldn't go nowhere.." lol i made that last one up, but it sound like some rude ass crap a dumb man would say to offened a lady....



  • Throwback Jersey need to be thrown away Jersey's - Believe or not what you have on will either hurt or help your chances with a lady. Make sure your jeans are at the hip level and invest in some Stacy Adams sans regular footie socks.


  • Don't catch an attitude guys if we turn down your drink @ the club, or if we just kinda keep on walking when yall approach us in a rude ass way, cause calling a lady out her name, damn shole ain't gon' get you nowhere.....



  • Car Appeal - Trying to talk to a lady while your inside the whip and it's moving, just won't do! Don't matter if you got a Range sitting on 20 somethings or an old beat up Honda is that really the first impression you want to have on someone?

How TO Catch a lady........one simple rule fellas, and believe it or not it works

BE YA'SELF.....none of that frontin' and noise talking, BE YA'SELF.......none of that cat calling and loud mouthing, BE YA'SELF.......none of that rudeness and disrespect cause we do not respond to that @ all.....BE YA'SELF.....got it????? GOOD....now here's our contact info.....lol

2dizzy4ya@gmail.com

7 comments:

504 said...

"i KNOW a nigga got you on lock already cause i know if you were mine you couldn't go nowhere.." lol i made that last one up, but it sound like some rude ass crap a dumb man would say to offened a lady....

^^^^
first off i would like to say, i've heard something very similar to that b4 lol...no lie !

i'd like to add to the list please....

noise factor - just cause you go "hm hm hm" or "damn" as we walk by doesn't attract us..

i have to disagree with the BE YA'SELF rule cause some SELVES ain't no better than what they try to be.

how bout get your grown man on & try the late great Luther's approach & say "excuse me miss...."

grow outta that "aye bay bay" stage
NWA is dead so let's get back to respecting women. REAL women deserves it. that is all...

Anonymous said...

lmmfao these ole knuckleheads don't know bout no damn luther, they think jay-z orginated scuse me miss, lmmfao i agree with the grown man thang tho......

this post reminds me of a song, like to hear it, here it go.....I DON'T WANT NO SCRUB......refer to lefteye's lyrics in that song for more info......

504 said...

I MISS LEFTEYE RIP BIG SIS FROM ANOTHER MS

Anonymous said...

moment of silence for lefteye......

Kaliente said...

Whas up fam!!! Mornin it's friday and i am going out tonight! YAAAAAAAAY lol NOW back to the subject haha....i also agree the "Hey RED" is very annoying and you will getz NO RESPONSE comin at me like that. The other night i was out with my cousins and a dude was like AY BAY BAY, i REALLY didn't know dudes actually say shyt like that...lol i was like dayum he lame! OH yeah DOn't forget "Hey LIL MAMA...." LMAO some dudes don't have a clue, but it's what hoodrats respond to so HEEEEEEY they think they can come at every woman like that...and yea i hate when u don't talk to them they either call you out ya name, or you are stuck up....whatev nicc you juss mad ain't nobody wanna talk to ya azz!

Bahama said...

LOL Kali

Anonymous said...

Let me tell you something about turning down a drink LOL. I did that once and this guy had the nerve to say, "I'm not trying to get your drunk." Riiiiight. That's like giving me 5 Big Macs and telling me, "I'm not trying to get you fat" or trying to put the head of your pee pee in me and saying, "I'm not trying to get you pregnant". Whatever. He should be glad that we turn down drinks, because there are dudes that are complaining about buying a girl a drink as it is.

this sh!t better work..lmao