I wonder?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008



Bammy's Wonder's

I wonder why it is i wake up hungry damn near every morning

I wonder if this week is gonna go by slow JUST cause i'm going away this weekend

I wonder why this man won't get thee hayle up out my office (i likes my personal space)

I wonder if those chicks with the big ol badunkadunk think about how they will look when they hit bout 70 *shudders*

I wonder why yawning is contagious

I wonder why they never made a Punisher 2 (that was a good movie)

I wonder if i can't wait all the way till NEXT year to get my fix of Nippy Tuck

Chrissy's Wonder's

I wondered all this time if i was the only one who was a fan of the movie The Punisher and was waiting on number 2 to come out

I wonder if i have caught my son's cold

I wonder why the men that work here don't answer they damn cell phones which prompt they wives to call me asking me if he is here yet....

I wonder if i would catch a case for beating my neighbor blind cause her ass was stealing our water

I wonder who in the hell steals water nowadays, lmao this is 2008 for goodness sake....

I wonder how Lil Wayne have sex if he full of syrup all the time, wouldn't he be tired

I also wonder if Lil Wayne think that drinking damn cough syrup makes him a certified thug or some shit.....uhhhhhh nope.





47 comments:

Bahama said...

I wonder how Lil Wayne have sex if he full of syrup all the time, wouldn't he be tired

^^ I wonder if lil wayne be hallucinating while he getting busy?

I wonder if he keeps the stryofoam cup in his hand while getting busy?

I wonder if he's even getting busy?

Anonymous said...

i wonder why bammy insist on killing me

lmmfao lil wayne holding a damn cup while he getting it ahhahhahhahhahhahh he working them ho's, never spilling a drop of that syrup either.....

Bahama said...

I wonder why Chrissy so silly

I wonder why i like that Khia song.

I wonder if all this crappy music is starting to brainwash me

I wonder where the hell bobble is

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Bahama actually thinks Punisher (either movie)was good?

I wonder why I can't wait for Iron Man to come out?

I wonder why Bahama is thinking about 70 year old badunkadunks?

Anonymous said...

i wonder who the heck is onan is and why he think he can just come up in here and talk trach bout the punisher which was a movie that was very underratted even if me and bammy are the only people who watch it, and i own it on dvd.....thank ya very much

i wonder if i shoulg ban onan for NOT liking the punisher but waiting on the iron man to come out

i wonder if onan gon be like bytch please....lmmfao

i wonder why my cell phone is sticky....

i wonder if when i told my daughter to go get it this morning, her ass had syrup all over her freaking hands from pancakes.....

lmmfao i wonder why it's funny as hell to me that my phone smell like mrs butterworth's

i wonder why i dreamed bout zombies last night, and it was soooooooooo vivid that i can actually remember every last detail of the dream

i wonder if i told my dream here, could someone drop by and analyze it for me.....

Bahama said...

I wonder why Onan always makes me laugh

I wonder why my brother told me he has 7 dollars set aside JUST for Iron man

I wonder why Onan thinks Punisher was bad?

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Onan thinks Punisher was bad?
^^^^^lmmfao but he wanna go see iron man???? what kinda shit....

Anonymous said...

wait, i wonder if onan is male or female.....cause i have been calling him a he.....i hate when i don't know, and get it wrong wrong wrong....lol let me know ya sex onan, but you gotta be a male cause what female wanna see damn iron man????? ain't no sexiness in it.....

Bahama said...

I wonder why it's funny everytime chrissy can't figure out if poster is a guy or girl...ahahahahaha Onan is a guy and be's on the bitchie boards

Poppa Patent said...

I wonder if I bust a nut on Chrissy face would she wear it wit pride.

I wonder why B!tches wanna look at my A$$ when I walk by

I wonder why people think I work out when I don't

I wonder why Chrissy still married when she know her husband cheating on her

I wonder why Chrissy aint got access to the 'Real' sites.

I wonder why Vampires dress so clean when they can't see they reflections in the mirror

I wonder why I'm even on this site bloggin wit Chrissy musty A$$

I wonder why I miss Chrissy sometimes.... NOT

I wonder why the previous comment is SOO Fcukin Funny to me

Anonymous said...

I WONDER WHY POPPA P THINK I AM ONE OF THEM HO'S HE MESS WITH WHAT I LOOK LIKE WALKING ROUND WITH YA NUT ALL OVER MY FACE, YOU AIN'T BOUGHT ME NO DAMN HOUSE ALREADY FURNISHED WITH SUEDE COUCHES AND 1000TC SHEETS

I WONDER WHY P THINK HE GOT ASS TO LOOK @

I WONDER WHY P SO STUCK ON HIMSELF, HE KNOW HE ON THEM STEROIDS...

I WONDER WHY P ALL IN MY BIDNESS THINKING MY MAN CHEATING ON ME, DA HELL HE NEED TO CHEAT FOR AND HE GOT THE BADDEST BITCH EVER ON HIS ARM.....AND HE DON'T CALL ME A CLIENT EITHER NUCCA

I WONDER WHY P HAD ME ROLLING TALKING BOUT THEM FRESH TO DEATH ASS VAMPIRES

I WONDER WHY P CALLING ME MUSTY IS FUNNY AS HELL TO ME, I AM FAR FROM MUSTY, I AIN'T YA MOMMA SMELLING LIKE OLD ASS SLAVES THAT'S BEEN PICKING COTTON ALL DAY AND DRAGGIN THEY FEET

I WONDER WHY P GON DENY HE MISS ME WHEN HE KNOW DAMN WELL HE DO.....

I WONDER WHY SHIT IS ALWAYS SOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY TO P

I WONDER WHY P THINK ME AND BAMMY SITE AIN'T A "REAL" ONE, AND FUCK ALL DA REST

Poppa Patent said...

I wonder why Chrissy rebuttal is in all caps.

I wonder if her Puzzy is filled with naps

I wonder if she ever did for an hour

I wonder how she could handle my power

I wonder why she changed her name

I wonder do she know she still Simple all the same.

I wonder if she could handle my authority

I wonder how quick she would make me her priority

I wonder if she knew me as a player

I wonder would she vote 'Patent for Mayor'

I wonder if she'd do it where other's don't

I wonder if let me put it where her husband won't

I wonder if she realize that this here rhymes

I wonder if I just wasted my time

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Chrissy don't know whom I'm is.

I wonder if Chrissy got backs like Bahama claim she has but won't prove.

I wonder if Chrissy still unsure about my sex

I wonder if Chrissy know that smelling like syrup is sexy to me

I wonder why its so slow on the Bitchie Boards that I gotta slum ovah here

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Chrissy rebuttal is in all caps.
CAUSE I CAN DO WHAT I WANNA DO

I wonder if her Puzzy is filled with naps
I WONDER IF P KNOWS HE WILL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT

I wonder if she ever did for an hour I WONDER WHY HE THINK I "DO IT" FOR AN HOUR I WONDER WHY HE ASSUME I CAN'T....

I wonder how she could handle my power NEGRO I WILL HAVE YA ASS TAKING COLD SHOWERS

I wonder why she changed her name
CAUSE I CAN DO THAT

I wonder do she know she still Simple all the same. I WONDER DO P KNOW HE LAMER THAN LAME.....

I wonder if she could handle my authority NEGRO PLEASE IMMA HAVE YOU DOING THE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY

I wonder how quick she would make me her priority NEVER EVER CAUSE YOU'S A PHONY

I wonder if she knew me as a player LMMFAO WHAT A JOKE, I WONDER IF P KNOW IMMA DICK SLAYER

I wonder would she vote 'Patent for Mayor'YEAH RIGHT WHEN I STOP PERMING MY HAIR....

I wonder if she'd do it where other's don't WHY P WONDERING SHIT HE WILL NEVER KNOW

I wonder if let me put it where her husband won't I WONDER IF P ON THAT SHIT CAUSE HE TALKING SKRAIGHT JUNK

I wonder if she realize that this here rhymes YES I DO CAUSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME LIKE A FOOTBALL PLAYER IN HIS PRIME, LIKE A DRUNK DRINK HIS WINE, LIKE ALL HOOKAS NEED A TIME TO SHINE....

I wonder if I just wasted my time PROLLY DID P..... OH WELL THO CAUSE IMMA GET MINE......

Bahama said...

I wonder why Onan gotta SLUM over here,lol

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Chrissy don't know whom I'm is. I WONDER WHY ONAN TALKING LIKE I SHOULD KNOW....

I wonder if Chrissy got backs like Bahama claim she has but won't prove. UMMMM I PLEAD THE 5TH

I wonder if Chrissy still unsure about my sex NAW CAUSE YOU ASKING BOUT ASS SO I THINK I KINDA GOT A CLUE

I wonder if Chrissy know that smelling like syrup is sexy to me LMMFAO I WONDER IF ONAN KNOW IF HE START FLIRTING WITH ME HE IN FOR A RIDE CAUSE I DAMN SHOLE WILL FLIRT BACK

I wonder why its so slow on the Bitchie Boards that I gotta slum ovah here I WONDER IF ONAN KONW THAT IS OFFENSIVE, LMAO LIKE OUR SITE IS YA 2ND CHOICE, NOT EVEN YA 2ND, MORE LIKE YA 5TH OR 6TH.....IT'S COOL THO IMMA STILL FLIRT WITH YA ASS WHEN YA COME BACK.....

Anonymous said...

i wonder why i am STILL tripping over onan slumming @ our crib bammy......

Anonymous said...

i wonder if bobble gon come throo and say eff da man for making her work

i wonder who the hell having frito pie for lunch cause the whole damn office smells like it

i wonder if imma buy that zicam shit for my cold, see how it works

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Bammy will tell MamaCat I was flirting with Chrissy

I wonder if MamaCat will believe Bammy when she tells her

I wonder why Chrissy plead the 5th about the backs

I wonder if Chrissy know that I visit this site all the time

I wonder why I haven't done any real work today

I wonder why its already after 1pm and I still haven't eaten lunch

Bahama said...

I wonder what i'm having for lunch..

i wonder why Onan is such a flirt

i wonder why onan has such a thing for backs..lol

Anonymous said...

i wonder why onan is just like any other man and love ass

i wonder if mamacat gon beat onan ass i remember her from the boards and she my girl so imma say one more flirt and leave onan alone

i wonder if i poured syrup all over my ass would onan find that sexy?????

i wonder if he getting a visual now of that....

Bahama said...

LMMFAO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder what I did to make Bammy think I'm a flirt

I wonder what makes Chrissy think she's such a great flirt

I wonder why I think beautiful backs are the greatest of God's creations

I wonder why I'm stuck on this wonder stuff now

I wonder why the thought of syrup all over some ass answers my second question above.....

Anonymous said...

i wonder why onan think i am NOT such a great flirt

i wonder why i think me and onan gon have a relationship like mine and P's only a lot less crass and rude cause onan don't sound like the crass and rude typa dude

i wonder how it would feel to be covered in syrup prolly sticky icky icky

i wonder why i have never even done that b4 must have slipped my mind

i wonder why i'm so fly

i wonder what onan, and all the men of the world would do if phat asses ain't exsist, would they then worship tig ole bitty's

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Chrissy think I'm not the crass and rude typa dude

I wonder why it bothers me that she's right

I wonder what make Chrissy think she so fly....maybe its the syrup thing...

I wonder why it wouldn't be the same with phat asses...maybe cause its easier to stare at them and not get caught...

Anonymous said...

lmao i wonder why onan want me to think he a bad boy.....

i wonder why i really don't think i am fly, i was just saing that and it has nothing to do with syrup.....

i wonder why onan prolly be all over the damn place using his x-ray vision on asses all over the globe.....lmmfao

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Chrissy don't know that fly is a state of mind...

I wonder why Chrissy don't know that she prolly flyer than she think she is...

I wonder why gazing at phat asses has lead to many near misses while driving...

I wonder why phat asses was the best part of riding the bus and train to work back in the day...

I wonder why I have to force myself not to look at a woman's ass...

I wonder why even if I've seen your ass everyday for a year I will still check it out when you walk past me...

I wonder why I am revealing my ass obsession over here...

I wonder if anyone would believe me if I said I was joking about the ass thing...

Anonymous said...

i wonder why onan lying like a muthafucka saying he joking lmmfao

i wonder why my husband is the same damn way he see my ass on a daily but still look @ it when i walk past and slap it @ every turn

i wonder why my husband also gazes @ my boobs when i am talking and tyna to make a damn point eyes go
skraight to my boobies....

i wonder if i should tell onan that i am flyer than a G5....

i wonder if he would believe me if i in turn said i was joking like him...

i wonder if my son gon be an ass gazer, or a boob looker.....

Jay Midnyte said...

"i wonder if i poured syrup all over my ass would onan find that sexy?????"

THAT SHIT WAS BEAUTIFUL!

i wonder if Chrissy had her hair did so I could MESS THAT SHIT UP

I wonder if Bam ever proved that she got it like she say

I wonder why now I'm cutting this short to visualize slurping syrop of Chrissy's body lol

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Chrissy means a G5 Mac or the Pontiac G5 cause I know she don't know nothin about no Gulfstream...

I wonder why Chrissy's hubby sounds like a righteous dude...

I wonder if anyone will know that I got that "righteous dude" from Ferris Bueller's Day Off...

I wonder why Chrissy's son gonna be an ass and boob fetishist when he grow up...

Anonymous said...

to jay-nyte, what's up boo....lmao and you talking bout that shit was beautiful.....

i wonder if j-nyte nuts cause i know he KNOW that black women do not allow they hair to get messed up, EVER... luckily mine is in a bun so you cool....

why i wanna know what bammy booty look like now since yall all on it, i have been to her myspace several times, but i guess cause i am female and i am not checking for phat asses is why i haven't seent it yet....i am almost positive she working it tho.....NO HOMO

i wonder how the hell j-nyte gon visualize slurping syrup off my ass and he has no clue what i look like......i could resemble those big ass chicks that be on MTO all bent over with dents and dings and all kinda nastiness going on.....lmao

Anonymous said...

i wonder why onan think i have no clue bout Gulstreamers....lmao

i wonder why when i read righteous dude i laughed so hard i spit water out my damn mouth all over my keyboard

i wonder why when ferris homie say "ferris you're my hero, i laugh like i have seen it for the 1st time, and i have seen that movie a thousand times easy.....

i wonder why imma agree with onan on my son being into boobs, cause he is into em now big time, and he was not breastfed.....

Anonymous said...

"i could resemble those big ass chicks that be on MTO all bent over with dents and dings"

what's wrong with that...dents and dings just provide spots for the syrup to puddle up...mmmmm slurping out the dings!!

oh....and....ummm....where exactly can one find these chicks that you are speaking of....that is, if one were so inclined as to view them?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao keep ya ass here onan and imm put the link up asap......

Anonymous said...

I wonder why whenever I hear "Danke Schoen" I think of Ferris and not Wayne Newton...

I wonder why Ferris Beuller is the greatest movie ever made...

I wonder why now that I'm older I think Ferris was a bit of a dick to his buddy Cameron...

I wonder why I wanted to be Ferris when I was younger...

I wonder why I still wanna be Ferris...just older....

Anonymous said...

I wonder why I'm so heated that the rapper Game named his sons King Justice and Harlem Caron...

Anonymous said...

http://www.mediatakeout.com/23200/the_overweight_lovers_in_the_hoooooouse_how_much_booty_is_too_much.html

Anonymous said...

damn it lol it didn't work go to MTO onan and look throo they archives for how much booty is too much and you will see......

Anonymous said...

i wonder why he named his kids that bullshit too

i wonder why anybody would wanna be ferris ole irresponsible no good as a friend or son ass nucca

i wonder why that chick who played his girlfriend always seemed a lil too close to camron for my taste.....

Anonymous said...

go check in that chitty chat box onan, the link is there....lmao trust it's plenty of dents and dings to lick syrup out of on her ass.....

Anonymous said...

Ha!! I'd have to go to Sam's Club and get the the Super Duty Tuff Work size syrup for all that azz n thighs!!

She big and thick like Uncle Buck pancakes!! LOL

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why would you even wanna get syrup for all that mess, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww but if a big girl is what ya like then more power to ya......

Anonymous said...

LOL....I like em think but honey right there is a little too much for me. But I aint hatin on her....there are more than enough dudes that like em that big...I know a couple!

Anonymous said...

think = thick

Anonymous said...

lmmfao WHO????????? Onan fa real i have no problems with big girls but that shit there......iono what man would tackle all that.....

Anonymous said...

LOL you must not get out on teh interwebs much...there is a whole industry devoted to SSBBW and the men that love them. SSBBW = Super Size Big Beautiful Women. Get your Google on and learn somethin nephew!! :D

Anonymous said...

lmao what i look like perusing the web looking for big girls????? fa real tho mo power to em all women are beautiful......even ole girl who you wanna pour sam's club sized syrup on in that pic......

i am -O-U-T onan enjoyed talking to ya crazy ass today, holla back @ me sometimes.....

this sh!t better work..lmao