Sometimes, we be thinking.....

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Have you ever wondered what a scary movie would be like if a celebrity played themselves in it? Take for instance if Suge knight played himself in an Alien vs Predator movie, what would go down? Well lucky for you we wonder the same thing and we are here to give you our thoughts on it.


Beyonce in Nightmare on Elm Street-This xtra glamorous heifer ain't gon' never get took by Freddy in her dreams cause Daddy Matt, gon pop up negotiating deals and what not telling Freddy he can't haunt her dreams right now cause she going on tour, and making a new album.....come back in 6months Freddy she should be available by then


Diddy in Texas Chainsaw Massacre-I would love to see him playing the role of Sally in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, i could see him being super dramatic, acting all brand new while jumping outta windows, screaming like a girl cause he think the chainsaw real, lmao we could even throw a lil dance sequence in there, let him dance his ass to safety while saying TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT LEATHERFACE....i'd watch it


Lil Kim in any given horror movie-She can be the villain, monster, alien, whatever cause since she got knifed up she look scary nuff to frighten any and everything


Angel Lola Luv in any horror movie - Hope she doesn't have to run cause i have a feeling her butt will be the first thing whoever is chase'n her will go for.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao mariah could do that dang high pitched screaming she be doin' scare a monster away quick

and kim k could serve her famous sweet potato souffle

Anonymous said...

to scare them monsters off

Bahama said...

ahahaha!!!

bobby brown would be smoking with them and telling the monsters to kill ray j next..

Anonymous said...

AHHAHHAHHAHHA lmmfao bobby tryna to talk jason into slicing ray j head off

Jay Midnyte said...

Juelz Santana tryna man up to the monster talkin bout AY!!!

Michael Jackson over there whispering through the whole movie tryna negotiate deals with lil boys 4 da monster in exchange 4 his life

Bahama said...

why u had to bring ju ju in this?? lmao @ mike

Lil wayne gone be talking to the bad guys and they ain't gone understand a thang he saying except for ya dig and no homo.

Anonymous said...

Ray J would be the unwitting victim of an alien parasite that takes control of his penis. While he's sleeping his penis would come alive and make him go around banging chicks to death.

Bahama said...

LMAO! damnit Onan i'm eating!! ahahahah

Anonymous said...

While he's sleeping his penis would come alive and make him go around banging chicks to death.
^^^^^lmmfao don't he do that any damn way?????

this sh!t better work..lmao