Why Wednesday

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

YALL KNOW WHAT TODAY IS........

Why are the months going by so fast this year?

Why I had to do my Why's early cause I gotta do some actual work and won't be online for the entire rest of the day!


Why i had a dream last night (shoot maybe a nightmare) that gas had gone up to 6 dollars a gallon?


Why that's all i got?

Why that gas nightmare bmama had gon' turn into a damn reality

Why Nicole Kidman keep saying she pregnant, and she don't even look it..

Why I just read on J-Nyte blog that plies got a new album coming out, lmao which leads me to my next question, who bought the 1st one......

Why Chris Stokes got a damn reality show

Why this dude here @ my job won't get the damn message and leave me alone

Why i can't just find about 5g's laying in the street

Why this BYTCH just asked me if the blue she see under my blouse my bra?????

Why i in turn ask her why she so nosy

Why i get the feeling this is gonna be one of those days.......

121 comments:

Bahama said...

why i think chrissy is right bout that nightmare?

why i think i'mma invest in a bike?

why it ain't the weekend?

why i can't find me a sugar daddy?

Bahama said...

why is my boss riding w/ me to the airport?

why he don't know i'm a speed demon?

why i think we might end up at the hospital after about 5 minutes in the car?

Anonymous said...

WHY THESE PPL KEEP CALLING HERE FOR A DUDE THAT OBVIOUSLY IS NOT BOUT TO PAY THEM DAMN STUDENT LOANS BACK

WHY IMMA BUY ME A DAMN MOPED AND A HELMET BMAMA IF THIS GAS KEEP TRIPPING

WHY DUDE IN POPEYE'S CHICKEN LAST NIGHT STUNK AND I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING CAUSE I WAS THINKING THIS MAN OBVIOUSLY DON'T BATHE DAILY

WHY I AM READY FOR SOMEBODY TO COME THROO AND SET THIS WHY POST ON FIYAH

Anonymous said...

WHY I THINK THAT JAY AND BEY PLAYING AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON PPL WITH THAT MARRIAGE LICENSE

Anonymous said...

LMMFAO WHY I THINK BEY WOULD BE ONE OF THEM WIVES THAT GET ON A NIGGAS NERVES......

Anonymous said...

WHY I THINK THIS TRICK WHO WORK HERE WALKS UP BEHIND ME ON PURPOSE ALL QUIET AND SHIT BITCH JUST REFUSES TO COME TO THE FRONT SHE ALWAYS GOTTA WALK HER ASS AROUND TO THE BACK NOSY COW

Anonymous said...

why am i the only one why-ing on my post today

why too-short like 62 and still rapping

why i watched his video the other night life is too short and fell the fuck out laughing @ the corniness of the shit

504 said...

why you clowning too short ?

why he can stay short but funky ?

why that damn $500 post nferno posted yanked the life outta everybody in the forum ?

why niggas over there beefing like it's bossip ?

why my b/f played an april fool's day joke on me when i was being nice?

why i gave that nigga a jab in his ribs (uppercut that's how i rock)

why must i have to work ?

why is today not friday ?

why i'm hungry like a mugga ?

why i feel like going skating ?

why i taped atl (when we had hbo free weekend) but that bitch stopped 10 minutes b4 the movie ended ?

why i wanted to break the vcr ?

why i know ya'll clowning me talking about "VCR?"...eff ya'll

why can't they make another in living color show ?

why i feel like putting my foot in somebody's ass ?

why i always feel like i got so much to do but end up doing nada ?

why i gotta come back with sahmo' ?

Anonymous said...

why in gawds name do bobble own a vcr still

why i know she gon cyber whoop my ass for clowning her bout that

why imma send her ass a brochure for digital cable and a new dvd player for x-mas

why she was taping ATL, and they show it 32 times a week on cable

why i bet bobble got only basic

why that is a good thing cause don't shit be on cept the same movies over and over again

why imma take it back to ATL the movie, lol

why i seen the shit so many times i know damn near all they lines

why big boi looks even shorter getting out that big ass truck he was driving during the movie

why evan ross was so damn cute in the movie not cute like oh i wanna do his ass but cute like i could just pinch his cheeks

why they grown ass lived @ cascades skating and shit

why i bet couldn't none of the actors really skate

why were weaves and ponytails running rampant in that movie

why monica have red hair

why lauren london country accent was so unbelievably horrible

504 said...

why i was wondering if that was evan ross?

why he looks like the most normal of the ross chil'rens ?

why i'm still pissed cause i don't know what happened to them ?

why the hell you wanna be known as "ghetto" ?

why the hell i know somebody who was like that but once those babies popped out, the reality check was cashed ?

why people was ringing my work phone off the hook ?

why they don't know i don't feel like talking to NOBODY !?

why i'mma throw my VCR at bobble's head ?

why i have digital cable but too cheap to get all those movie channels ?

why i have a dvd recorder but figured the VCR is more simpler to work ?

why i watched flav of love again & still ddidn't pay attention to prancer's fit ?

why i was still focused on her crooked ass wide ass frown ?

why i laughed cause her ass looked hella oogly ?

Anonymous said...

why i DIED thinking bout a vcr coming @ my head

why we got all them damn movie channels bobble, and we see the same damn shit, i am tired os scarface, ATL, coming to america, norbit, little children (good ass movie btw)

why i wanna break my vcr out now since bobble use hers

why i watched that shit again too bobble and wanted to go throo the screen on prancer and them dumb ass faces

why i lmao @ that kindergarten rap she took so seriously

why i bet prancer gon get signed to suge knight's new record label

why i am mad cause bobble still ain't pay attention to prancer's ole wrikled ass dress

why i am having a bad day and if one mo person say something stoopid to me i am taking my black ass to the crib

Anonymous said...

Why am I in like the pissiest mood ever?

Why it look like I spelled pissiest wrong?

Why did I just make up that word?

Why is does piss mean to pee and to be mad?

Why haven't I figured out how to post under lacyd yet?

Why my son broke my DVD player?

Why do I just have basic cable and have adjusted to it so much that when I go to my people's house with "high class" cable I still watch only the basic channels?

Why 504 prolly think I'm a hood rat?

Why hasn't bahama's license been revoced?

Why i get happy when i got a call from a client and we had a bad connection though I knew who he was and hung up then forwarded my phone so he couldn't get through again?

Why does chrissy find foreign objects flying at her head funny?

Why my two year old son get home at 8:15 last night and I got home at 6:00?

Why he got more to do than me?

Why I agree with er thang 504 said about the forum and it being dead now?

Anonymous said...

why i am glad lacyd rolled throo cause her why's be killing me

why i am STILL lmao @ 504 throwing her vcr @ my head

why lacyd son gon break some mo shit b4 it's all said and done

why my son broke my damn printer and i still have no clue what the hell he did to it

why i think me and lacyd agree and see eye 2 eye on alot of stuff, so if bobble think lacyd a hoodrat, am i too one

why bobble the head hoodrat

why ppl be calling here telling me they problems like this is a damn crisis hotline

why i feel like telling they ass to hang up and dial 911 cause obviously they ass is in an emergency situation

why this lady @ work gon kill herself with all this damn botox

why i can't stop laughing @ her ass cause everytime she walk throo here she looks like somebody just jumped out and yelled SURPRISE!!!!! @ the top of they lungs

why she been had the same damn expression on her face for the last 2 weeks even when she mad she still looks shocked

Anonymous said...

Why could I smell shy's breath through the TV screen?

Why when the twins started crying and getting emotional I said to myself, well they aint that ugly?

Why I was thinking the same thing about prancer and her rap?

Why all them beasts assume she was sayin her and flav got booty?

Why every female I talk to got relationship issues?

Why am I rejoicing for not having any currently?

Why am I bored outta my mind with plenty of work to do, but don't wanna do it?

Why is my name lacyd?

Why I say that just to let ya'll know who I was?

Why we gotta basically do a credit check to post on here?

Why am I the only idiot who hasn't figured out how to post here?

Why am I so disturbed by this?

504 said...

lmao @ ya'll

why it gotta be raining when i wanna go grab some grub ?

why i don't think lacy is a hoodrat but i think bobble is ?

why bobble gonna come back at me after that one ?

why these cyber love connections urk the shit outta me ?

why p talking about me wearing pull ups when his clients be rocking depends ?

why i wish i really knew him so i could go to his office & knock shit off his desk just for g.p. ?

why is that so funny to me ?

why i got office shit to do but i just look at the papers & roll my eyes like they don't exist ?

why lacy's 2 year old can come in at 8:30 when we as teens had to come in b4 the street lights came on ?

why i wanna know what lacy's son was doing out so late, if he was rolling with out toddlers on their big wheels causing problems & doing ride-by bottle skirting calling themselves the "terrible twos" & throwing pacifiers like hand grenages & leaving shiity diapers on peoples doorsteps ?

why is that so funny to me ?

why lacy was having the same problem i was having ?

why i think she needs to log on using her google e-mail address & the password she created ?

why i was trying to log on with the name i created instead which is wrong dead wrong ?

why bobble & bam need to get advice from "that's not hot" on how to eliminate the damn word verification thing like them ?

Anonymous said...

why i can't even come up with no mo' why's after lacyd and bobble done killed my ass in here

why i gotta be a hoodrat

why i am ghetto fabuloso tho..

why p so concerned with what bobble put on her ass

why p know damn well if i was in that fucking forum idda been quieted his ass down with all them fairytales he be spouting off

why i just got a visual of p having a dating reality show, why me and bobble could be hosts of the show and go scouting nursing homes and retirement communties and back rooms and basements for old ass women looking for love

why one of the challenges on that show could be find my teeth

why i can see p kissing some old ass hag in the mouth over a candelight dinner

why during the elimination part, all the old ladies gon be standing up there in hovarounds, walkers, cains, leaning on each other, sitting in rocking chairs

why p gon say some shit like "pearlie mae, come get ya medical alert bracelet, i want yo' sessay piss smelling ass to stay and cook me some neckbones"

why i am tripping big time over here lmao

why lacyd can come in and help us host this damn show,

why lacyd gon speak her damn mind and keep a straight face while doin it meanwhile me and bobble gon be cracking the hell up everytime we here p say come get ya medical alert bracelet......

why i am killing my ownself softly with this shit......

Anonymous said...

LOL Chrissy,

Why our son's can prolly fix what they broke?

Why is there no body damage to my DVD player but my son still managed to break it?

Why is he obsessed with the refrigerator?

Why 504 prolly gonna bring her cat/shark to life and put it in chrissy's toilet for calling her the head hoodrat?

Why my little aisian co-worker forget she had her file cabinet open and ran face first into it?

Why couldn't I hold in my laughter?

Why she try to play it off?

Why my coworker milkin a tooth ache and has missed 3 days of work?

Why didn't i think of that?

Why is my stomach eatin a hole through my back?

lacyd

Anonymous said...

why there is no damage to my printer either lacyd, all i know is my son was the last lil fucker @ the computer, and the printer ain't worked since

why i bet you right lacyd, them lil boogers prolly can fix that shit

why if my printer start back working, imma send my son to ya house to fix ya dvd player

why i choked on my soda thikning bout a short ass asian lady running into a damn file cabinet and trying to play that shit off like it ain't hurt

why i bet she gon have a big ass bruise on her head

why lacyd gon have me looking into toilets before i take a piss now

why when i was a kid my brother told me aligators and snakes and shit lived in toilets but we couldn't see them so we gotta be x-tra careful while using

Anonymous said...

Why is p so convinced?

Why am I not convinced?

Why I saw his myspace?

Why do I have no comment?

Why didn't 504 tell me how to post earlier?

Why don't i feel like creating a google account?

Why was P's show idea by chrissy so effin funny to me?

Why she gotta say come get your medical alert bracelet?

Why the grand prize gonna be a hover-round?

Why my significant say my son was at the strip club last night when he was out until 8:15?

Why did I picture him being there?

Why 504's was the discription of the toddler crew so effin funny to me?

Why are ya'll so imaginative?

Why isn't everyone else?

Why people be gettin all sensitive if they don't have a cyber spouse?

Why they create a poll?

Why I feel bad for saying that?

Why can't every cyber couple be like Bahama and O'Dot?

Why I think O'dot got a bull up his ass in real life?

Why Masta and Noire sicken me?

Why they seem like the weirdest couple ever?

Why I think Masta cry every night?

Why Noire put that picture of him and his small package on blast?

Why 504 ignore her work like it aint there?

Why do I do the same thing?

Why don't I work when my boss aint in?

Why I act like the best worker ever when she is?

Why can't I stop asking why?

Anonymous said...

why i hate i am missing the cyber love going on over @ NB

why do noire and masta sicken lacyd

why i think cyber love is cute but i got dumped by mine so eff it

why i keep seeing toddler night @ the local skrip clubs in H-town and lacyd lil cute son throwing
20's on the stage making it rain

why o'dot got to have a bull up his ass, lmmfatfo ahhahhahhahhahh

why the grand prize on p show gon be that hover round and a year's supply of whatever meds them old hags take

why for entertainment on that show p gon try to hire doo wop groups from back in the day for the old bags to jam to, but all the groups gon be dead

why i want lacyd to PLEASE fill me in on masta and noire and they weirdness

why i am lmmfao @ masta shedding tears everynight while listening to the ojays song we cried together

Anonymous said...

Why the hell is the masta character obsessed with the women of the forums pussy?

Why I think noire would be down with a threesome with him?

Why we say in real life on line but talk about our real life like it ain't real?

Why am I confused by what I just said?

Why do I NEED GANJA?????

Why I get off Masta and Noire? (they are a real life couple who post together. They really annoy me and i couldn't even give you a specific reason, but the nigga just look pussy whooped and she just seem dingy. He get's into it with Darkskinnedlady (DSL) all the time in the sex room about pussy tightness or whatever.

Why is this nigga obsessed with pussy and I think he gay?

Why he get mad if people hit on her on the forum?

Why she act like she don't care?

Why is it mostly Masta who urks me and not Noire?

Why DSL can't find a man?

Why I hope they don't come by here to see what I really think?

Why O'dot gotta have nick names for er body and never use them cause he never there?

Why the bitches on bossip all post with they real pictures?

Why the think bossip a dating site?

Anonymous said...

why i luuuuuuuuvs me some lacyd cause she gon say what the hell she feel

why i agree that bossip is a damn dating site and the only person i know on there is faw shouts out to here btw

why they be posting they pice on bossip like it ain't shit

why i am lmmfao bout dizzle never being around

why masta got on my nerves too that day talking bout rejuvinating twats and shit

lmmfao why i am tripping cause lacyd said i hope they don't come throo here and see what i really think

why he gon get mad if somebody hit on his girl, lmao not like they gon really touch her ass

why i hate that bmama missing out on these why's

why i hope bobble bring something back to eat for me too.....

why i am sitting her e jamming to shake them haters off

504 said...

why bobble got me dying over here with the medical elert bracelets ?

why i'mma be like big rick/mike whatever the hell his name is on flav standing on the side lmao til i pass the hell out ?

why lacy gotta be so eff'in stoooopid lmao ?

why she clowning noire & masta like they owe her money ?

why i don't know about his package being on display ?

why i'm bout to get back on p's dating show ?

why bobble wrong about the dop wop thing ?

why those hags gonna be performing "singing in the rain" & "somewhere over the rainbow" the original cause that was their shit back in their day ?

why that nigga gon think we want him if he reads this shit lol ?

why...just why ?

504 said...

why lacy is still being stooopid & bout to have me choke on my burger ?

why she said o'dot naming people but never there to used them ?

why she's right ?

why i need to take a why break b4 i really choke on my food ?

why bam gonna be mad as hell she had to work thru these why's?

Anonymous said...

why i am dead offa the orginal over the rainbow thing

why i can see bobble on the side hardy har harring herself to death like big rick was

why p gon take them old hags to the movies and they gon be thinking they bout to see cary grant but he been dead for 30 yrs

why he gon just eliminate the part bout meething they family members such as they momma and daddy cause they already dead, he gon have to bring they kids and grandkids and great gran kids in

why p gon have to holla @ they ass while talking to em cause they hearing aids ain't working properly

why his special guest gon be keith richards cause he the oldest corpse alive

why i got a feeling me and bobble can go on and on bout p dating show all damn day

Jay Midnyte said...

Why I never feel like cookin and eat out like every day?

Why yall all lunchin talkin bout medical bracelets and VCR's??

Why you needa get slapped if you still gotta VCR? lol

Why my legs all sore from weights got me walkin like i'm costipated??

Why 8yr olds carrying pistols to school?? (plug lol)

504 said...

why i'mma throw my vcr at you next ?

Anonymous said...

why it's gon be wigs and teeth and canes laying all round the mansion them hags gon be in

why p gon come daown the stairs dressed in a differnt smoking jacket every episode

why when they get ready to go out they gon have to have bout 10 wheel chair accesible vans for they hover rounds

why them old hags gon be telling p bout they past relationships talking bout back when i was the belle bout town, i was being courted by all the menses,

why p gon be like well we going to cabo san lucas ladies so pack ya bags and depends

why the ladies gon be like cabo san WHO????? is that a new man bout to come in the house

why them old hags gon have nick names like oldie and blue wigg

why imma thank bobble for the reading material......

Anonymous said...

why j-nyte don't get that i got a damn cyber crush on his ass

why he gotta come throo here talking bout his legs and weights and muscles and sweat and shit

why i need to quit...

why imma go read my book bobble sent me

why i ain't cooking not a damn thang for dinner tonight,

why i told my hubby imma stop doing shit and let yall asses live in filth cause they think all i am is a damn maid

why i told hubby last night when was the last time you see na damn maid this sessay

why that nigga laughed @ me and told me to go to bed

why that nigga slept on the couch last night

why he get up this morning talking bout my back killing me and it's my fault

why he just send me a text saying the same thing why imma text his ass back saying I BATHE DAILY

Anonymous said...

Why Jay walkin like he constipated?

Why am I wondering what that looks like?

Why do we need to sell P's show idea to VH1?

Why do I think they'll pick it up?

Why 504 gotta say they parents already dead?

Why P prolly eliminate them if they say they love him?

Why he prolly get dumped like flav did?

Why season 2 gonna be at a funeral home?

Why 504 prolly tapped ATL over good times?

Why i feel like bahama gonna have like 5000 why's when she get's back?

Why I feel like why wednesday is gonna continue until Friday for Bahama?

Why my momma always ask me to donate money to people she know who are struggling and I don't even know them?

Why she still volunteer my services like I'm 8?

Why every time I go see my grandparent, my grandmother send me on errands?

Why I be wantin to slap her?

lacyd

Anonymous said...

WHY LACYD ON A DAMN ROLL TODAY

WHY I GOT MY CAPS ON

WHY I AM DEADER THAN A MUTHA OFFA SEASON 2 OF P'S SHOW BEING IN A FUNERAL HOME

WHY I WANNA FIND SOME SORTA WAY TO GET THAT ASIAN CHICK YOU WORK WITH ON THE SHOW

WHY I AM MAD I CAN'T GET ON NB CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YALL WILDING OUT OVER THERE

WHY I AM VISUALIZING LACYD SLAPPING HER GRANNY

WHY IS THAT SOOOOOOOO FUNNY TO ME LMAO

WHY I SAY WE ALL NEED TO CHIP IN AND GET BOBBLE ATL ON DVD

Anonymous said...

Why was new-news country swagger awful?

Why TI aint tell them to cover up that scar he sportin on the movie?

Why they be misinterpreting our people on those movies? Know damn well TI wouldn't have been saving that money he had. That nigga woulda been laced up in jordans, grilled out, drivin a cadi with big ass rims and the car don't hardly work...that's more realistic.

Why nobody see the beauty in TI's lady but him?

Why he grippin the grain with her?

Why do they actually look right together?

Why is chrissy yellin?

Why I feel like 504 don't want a DVD player?

Why if i volunteered to get it, it wouldn't make it to her because my son would destroy it before it came out of the box?

Why my son so effin funny to me?

Why my sister told me that she caught my neice makin two boy dolls kiss and she lied about when my sister asked her what the hell she was doin?

Why my sister get scared my neice is gonna be gay?

Why i tell her she need jesus for thinking that?

Why if I hadda caught my neice i woulda told her to make it a threesome and add in a girl doll?

Why I know ya'll aint gone let me keep yall kids?

Anonymous said...

WHY IMMA STOP YELLING

why lacyd sipping on something cause she too dang crazy today

why i agree that atl was so unrealistic cause what dude you know gone save that type of money, and not have rims on that damn el camino he was drving

why kids gotta destroy shit,

why my hubby get mad when our son take shit apart and then get mad @ me when i tell his ass hey that is what lil knucklehead ass boys do tear shit up

why my son broke a damn stick off in the garage lock and now we can't get in

why i was laughing like a mutha when hubby went to get the damn fan out the garage and his key wouldn't fit

why imma get back on atl

why new new wanted to act ghetto

why idda been all up in that bmw she had stead of catching the dang city bus

why rashard got mad cause he found out his girlfriend was rich

why i was like man please if this was real he would have been tryna to marry new new and move in that damn mansion

504 said...

why i'mma call cps on lacy trying to teach them chil'rens 3somes & having her 2 year old out after midnight ?

why bobble making me cry with laughter about punk ass p of love 2 at a funeral home ?

why several of those old hags gonna be talking bout, i hast to do massa's clothes cause he'll beat me dead if they ain't did'ed by half pass the sun in the mid sky ?

why some gonna ask p if he's a free negro & if he owns some mules ?

why bobble clowning my book ?

why lacy thinks just cause i have VCR means i don't have a DVD player ?

why can't i just be viewed as simple cause the vCR is less complicated ?

why i just don't admit i don't like advance technology ?

why ain't no way TI would've throw money in a drug dealer's face in real life ?

why usher's new song "love in the club" is a boring piece of crap ?

why my granny always wanted me to clean the same glass shelf eveytime i came over for a visit?

why bobble kil't it with "belle bout town" ?

why i can't say anymore after that ?

Anonymous said...

LMAO@ Bossip being a dating site.....

Why do I want to quit my job without notice?

Why am I hooked on Twitter?

Why do I still not like Top Model and hoping that there will be some drama soon?

Why do I need a drink?

Why Jay Midnyte ask me if I could find myself in that Shaq party video LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

why some gonna ask p if he's a free negro & if he owns some mules ?
^^^^^WHY ME AND BOBBLE NEED JESUS CAUSE SHE SAID I KILT IT WHEN I SIAD BELLE BOUT TOWN BUT THIS RIGHT HERE.......TOOK THE CAKE, THE MILK THAT CAME WITH IT AND THE BAKER THAT MADE IT.......

Anonymous said...

WHY IMMA GET BACK ON ATL

WHY I AGREE THAT IF TI HADDA DONE THAT SHIT IN REAL LIFE HE WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT LONG WITH HIS LIL BROTHER

WHY EVERYTIME I WATCH THAT MOVIE I BE LIKE YOU TELLING ME THEY AIN'T HAVE NO OTHER RELATIVES THEY COULD GO TO SIDES THEY CEREAL HOARDING ASS NO SEX GETTING BITTER ASS BUBBA GUMP ASS UNCLE

WHY I AM STILL WONDER ING WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THEY PARENTS IN THE MOVIE, CAUSE ALL THEY EVER SAY IS "THE ACCIDENT" WHAT ACCIDENT, THEY DIED OF SHOCK ON A ROLLER COASTER, SNIFFING TOO MANY CLEANIG FUMES, WHAT HAPPENED

WHY BOBBLE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HER DVD SHIT BUT SHE ALL ON HERE LIKE IT AIN'T SHIT

WHY I JUST GOTTA THROW THIS IN AND SAY THAT HUBBY THINK ALL MODERN TECHNOLOGY IS THE DEBIL.....

Anonymous said...

WHY I SO WISH BMAMA WAS HERE CAUSE SHE MISSING OUT......

WHY LACYD BE KILLING ME TALKING BOUT HER SON CAUSE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE REALLY IS THAT BAD

WHY I WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT LACYD TEACHING HER NIECE OR HER SON, I'D STILL SEND MY KIDS TO HER TO BABYSIT LMAO

WHY I STILL AIN'T RAN OUTTA WHY'S

WHY I AM TRYNA TO FIGURE OUT A NAME FOR P'S REALITY SHOW

Jay Midnyte said...

CAUSE ALL THEY EVER SAY IS "THE ACCIDENT" WHAT ACCIDENT, THEY DIED OF SHOCK ON A ROLLER COASTER, SNIFFING TOO MANY CLEANIG FUMES
Why is this classic??!

Why I'm wondering if people buy VCR's on ebay?

Why Bahama missin this Comedy!

Why I can see "Why Wednesday's" being a internet comedy series??

Why Chrissy don't know she my pumpkin pie? lmao

Why when i logged in to da Bitchie Boards today it said 1024 new posts?

Why Remy Ma want letters from her fans to the judge talkin bout how she is a "positive influence."

504 said...

why mr midnite slipping on the forums lol

why p's show should be called, "looking for extra mature love"

why i'm sleepy

why today has been most entertaining

Anonymous said...

hey, dont make fun of Plies! lol so ya mean to tell me ya dont wanna be one of his bust it baby girls? haha just clowning!

Anonymous said...

Why I loose everything I just typed trying to create a google account?

Why have I already done it and it still won't let me log in?

Why P's should need to be called the flava of brand meal?

Why the parents on ATL prolly die of a drug over dose?

Why they prolly wasn't even dead but just abandoned they kids and the uncle told them they had an accident?

Why bubba gump play other movie rolls?

Why do I only see bubba gump when he on movies?

Why he have to put that crook in his mouth and I wish he'd do it on his other movies?

Why was he obsessed with shrimp?

Why was that one of my all time favorite movies?

Why I feel like if i kept chrissy's son I'd check my self into a crazy house because him and my son together would probably try to destroy me?

lacyd

Bahama said...

why yall having so much fun w/o me?

why i'm just peeking in before i go into this long arse boring meeting?

why i wanna just take my puter in the confrence room so i can why with yall?

why lacyd still ain't figure out how to post with her name?

why yall made me laugh so hard?

504 said...

why his ass will always be bubba gump !!

504 said...

why we mad cause you (bam) can't why with us ?

Bahama said...

why i'm about to take some extra strenght nyquil and go to sleep on these suckas? lol

why it ain't seem like yall missed me?lol

why i'mma start calling chuck, chuckito?

Anonymous said...

why chukito had to break the why barrage?

why there so many whys on this that im too lazy to ask why?

why i agree the forums are dead?

why necoleezy also abandon her own forum?

why i just hear that blogxilla is in jail?

why that aint surprise me?

why do i feel bad at the joke i just made bout blogxilla?

why do i actually not feel bad about the joke i just made about blogxilla?

why am i bored out of my mind?

why havent i spoken to wife in ages?

why wife cheatin on me with her boss?

why is the aforementioned makin me crack up?

why geezy still on the vcr tip?

why i think geezy still own a datamax?

why i dont think i got the name right of datamax?

why geezy will prob correct me on the true name of what im trying to say?

why geezy old as hell?

why wizzle remind me of Oprah in Color purple?

the house-maid oprah?

-Mr O Dot

Bahama said...

why it's time to go in this meeting?

why i think i need to invest in a laptop for these kinds of situations?

Bahama said...

why hubby wanna come in here actin stupid? (like me and my boss..eww*shudder*

why is he gone be sleepin on the couch tonight?

Anonymous said...

wife!

why im tired of that damn couch?

why am i actually in a 2-hour meeting right now on a laptop?

Anonymous said...

see why can't all the cyber couples be like o'dot and bahama?

Why o'dot don't like to read?

Why bahama can't stay away?

Why did we miss her for real?

why i like chuckito's new name?

Why is o'dot so crazy for talkin about xilla being in jail?

why is he right about necole abandoning us?

why is necole the self proclaimed jesus of blogging?

why i feel bad for saying that because she seems cool?

but seriously why?

why bahama call me out for not knowing how to post yet?

why i wanna ask her the same question i asked chrissy?

why we gotta basically do a credit check to post here?

WHY can't i figure out how to post under lacyd?

why bahama gotta stir up bad memories?

Why o'dot don't know how to post either?

lacyd

Anonymous said...

why the fuck did the little aisian lady just fart again?

why she need to win p's flava of brand meal show?

Anonymous said...

why lacydizzle gotta call me out for not knowin how to post?

why i actually know how to post, but dont feel like typing in the username and all when i could just type "mr o dot" at the end of the comment?

why was that the longest why ever?

why was that probably not the longest why ever?

why wizzle aint respond yet?

why wizzle pulling a necole and abandoning her site?

why do i feel bad bout the previous why?

why do i actually not feel bad about the previous why?

why is this Mr O Dot?

Anonymous said...

why wizzle back and can't respond to all the damn why's

why i damn near fell out when dizzle said i remind him of oprah on color purple

why i am soooooooooooooooo far from that shit it's pitiful

why i'm the light skinned chick from round the way with the light eyes and fat ass

why imma stop bigging myself up cause i damn shole ain't never ever putting a pic up EVER.....

why i can't stop laughing @ me being oprah

why i think if i sent my son to lacyd house she would feed him and her son nyquil then get twisted

why i wouldn't even blame her tho cause i'd do the same if i had to take care of 2 boys under 5

why i still wanna know what the hell the accident was in atl fa real how they die

why if the family business and house belonged to ti why he ain't just kick his ole sorry lame ass p3 uncle out......

why i am lmao cause j-nyte called me his pumpkin pie

why that shit corny but cute quiet storm dj....

Anonymous said...

why i got tons of work on my desk but i am ignoring it hoping the shit will dissapear

why dizzle going off on necole

why necole prolly awol on her site cause she busy blowing up

why i just noticed dixxle talking bout a datamx, i thought that shit was called a damn deta machine

why bmama missing out shouts out to her btw get that laptop partna....

why imma do a special why post tomm in honor of bmama cause she missed out today

why i closed my eyes opened em back and the damn work STILL here

Anonymous said...

why i got so many damn typos in that last comment i put up

Anonymous said...

why i gotta be dixxle?

why am i dying rite now?

why is this Mr O Dot?

Anonymous said...

why imma go home asking people why?

why won't work disappear when you blink and wish really hard?

why can't i be bill gates side line hoe?

why i really wish chrissy was still on the forum?

why 504 go MIA?

why we lightin this joint up for our own personal amusement?

why o'dot ask why he feel bad and then ask why he don't feel bad?

why I can't type today?

why o'dot don't buy bahama a laptop so she can why while she in her meeting too?

why am i dead off of chrissy knowing one of my secret weopons against my son?

but why that shit don't work on him?

why he go to bed later than me sometimes?

why little kids wake up so early?

why can't i sleep late on the weekends because my body is used to waking up early?

why are you not tired on the weekends and it takes an act of god to get you outta bed monday through friday even if you wake up at the same time each day?

why the little aisian lady just fart again?

why is she so effin full of gas?

why i wanna say she full of shit now?

why would you be able to take the literal interpretation of that?

lacyd

p.s.

why o'dot lyin and he really just don't know how to post?

why do i want company in my quest for not knowing how to post here?

Anonymous said...

Why Remy Ma want letters from her fans to the judge talkin bout how she is a "positive influence."
^^^^^why i bet the damn jude on her case gon be like WHAT FANS????

why the judge prolly gon be like ummmmm imma need her lawyers to pull video archives, some studio tapes something besides that one verse on lean back to prove she got fans

why i bet the only ppl who gon write is fat joe's publicist

why she think she gon get off and she shooting ppl

why all females rappers can't go back to the queen latifah yo-yo days when shit was chill and wasn't none of them going to freaking jail fa shit cept fashion crimes refer to old ass videos with queen latifah and them damn african hats and yo-yo with them eight ball jackets and door knocker earrings

Anonymous said...

why wizzle old as hell?

Anonymous said...

why i am truly sorry for calling my boy dixxle

why i really ain't

why that nyquil shit have the opposite effect lacyd

why i don't even do it no more

why my son won't get up on the weekdays or weekends regardless cause he like is momma sleep is his life

why my daughter on the other hand get up like she runs a damn farm and gotta feed the chickens, milk the cows, get the eggs, bail the hay, and wash her tractors before dawn

why this why shit is fun as hell

why imma pull an i dream of jeannie and blink this work away

Anonymous said...

why dizzle think i am old,

why imma ask dizzle how old he is and see if that sucka answer me then imma tell him my age

Anonymous said...

why am i dying rite now?

why i accuse both geezy and wizzle for oldagedness?

why that word should be in the dictionary --> "oldagedness (n.) - *see wizzle and geezy* entries"

why i already know your age cuz u said it before?

why i think you said 32?

why am i 24?

Anonymous said...

why dizzle a damn baby and mad @ me and geezy for having knowledge and not having similac on our breaths still

why imma give ya ass a hint and see if ya can guess my age

why you and ya cyber wifey both 2 damn young to even be cyber married

why yall prolly still eat laffy taffy and now and laters and fight over who get the better control when yall playing x-box

why i ain't 32

why i am the same age as lacyd who is the same age as mtv.....

Anonymous said...

why is chrissy so off the chain?

why she drank what i had earlier to make me be off the chain?

why masta call me a retard and i thought the shit was funny as hell?

why i retaliate with a why post to him?

why i wanna tell him i think he gay but couldn't do it because i would've felt too bad?

why am i cyber beefin?

why 504 prolly hella disappointed in me?

why i think smh gonna come back and call me out for being all beefy?

why is o'dot a toddler?

why I wanna make him and my son play mates?

why chrissy gotta say him and b eat laffy taffy together?

why i wanna disagree and say the eat now and laters?

Anonymous said...

why i am lmmfao @ lacyd beefing with masta

why i hate i am missing out on the beef in nb

why imma go home and fix me a big tall glass of that shit me and lacy been sipping on all day

why i feel like i can't cuss right cause we got a youngsta in the room

why imma tell dizzle to go take a nap with his lil young ass

why imma give him some cheeto puffs and juice when he wake up and wash his hands and mouth when he done and let him go outside and play on his big wheel

why i can go to bed when i feel like it cause i am grown

why dizzle gotta be in the bed by 8:30 cause he ain't grown

why imma tell his ass from now on respect ya elders

Anonymous said...

Why the shuttin down all the rooms on the forum?

Why they do it before I could finish my fight with Masta?

Why that nigga add lacyd is a retard underneath his name?

Why am I flattered by that?

Why am I about to go home and I'm stuck asking why?

See ya'll in the mernin!!!

lacyd

Anonymous said...

Why do I get upset when I can't get to the boards or to this site? People are workin my nerves today!

Why did the county tell me that they can't do anything about my possum "cause he ain't a dog" and "we ain't responsible for wild animals".
WTH??!!!???

Why do I love Hell's Kitchen so much and get so happy when Chef cusses those fools out?

Why do the black people on reality shows grin so damn much?

Why do I have to pay bills? Oh. Right. I gotta eat. Never mind on that one.

Later, ladies!

Anonymous said...

why am i just seeing this?

why am i dying laughing?

why i think you were older than 30, wizzle?

why i now know you 27?

why is that only 3 years older than me?

why am i still gonna front as if you the crypt keeper?

why you frontin like you aint got dentures?

why wizzle act like she aint take 30 mins to type her comment?

why wizzle rock them super thick librarian glasses, sippin on Ensure?

why wizzle and lacydizzle know wat im talkin bout when i said Ensure, and younger folk dont?

why lacydizzle wheelchair wizzle around, as she types wit one finger?

why i missed the subsequent, inevitable beef between lacydizzle and masta?

why im bout to go read that right now?

why was this Mr O dot?

Anonymous said...

why imma kick dizzle ass for disrespecting his elders.....

why he guessed my age right but i bet his young ass had to go google and see when mtv first aired

why i am 3 yrs older but i will still beat dizzle ass

why i bet dizzle still play x-box and shit and be waiting on the next grand theft auto games to come out

why i am so pissed cause i can't comment on the NB forum beef tween lacyd and masta

why i believe masta is "special"

why i bet dizzle still trick or treat lil young ass wippersnapper

why his parents gotta drive his ass around when he go on dates and shit

why dizzle try to age me 5 yrs and make me 32 lmao

why i bet his ass drink red bull and eat sweet tarts on a regular basis

why i bet he still buy happy meals for the toy

504 said...

lol why ya'll went clean off after i left ?

why i wanted to get on the computer when i got home but my old ass took a senior citizen nap ?

why dizzle thinking of me when he said 32 ?

why i'll be 32 in sept but i look 15 ?

why life gotta be like a box of chocolates ?

why life can't be like a bag of sunflower seeds ?

why i gotta see wtf i missed in the bitch boards ?

why these eff'in verification letters be so eff'in close together ?

why i was lmao (on the inside part) while i was reading ya'll "after my departure" why's ?

Anonymous said...

why is it not why wednesday still?

why are people on the forum Xtra sensitive?

why they fuck with the shit when I was about to start havin fun?

why o'dot make his milk shakes with breast milk?

why bahama drink hers with enfamil?

why 504 still get carded?

why chrissy, bahama, and me haven't found another nigga to put on blast and make him put his phone number, email address, home address on the web? (that shit was too fun)

why can't i ask why anymore?

Anonymous said...

why lacyd ain't leave her name but i knew it was her

why if you think bout it lacy, we was really the start of the fall of bones, cause we the ones who got that fool to post his number on that post that day, which led to him and ole girl meeting, dating, crshing and burning, embarrsing each other, and subsequently falling off the blogs all together i think.....

why i don't even feel bad tho

why i am dead cause bobble siad she went home and took a senior citizen's nap

why i can see dizzle making him a milkshake in his blender outta breast milk he got from some white woman he saw nursing in a park one day and offered her 100.00 bucks a pop for all the breast milk she could pump...

why that last remark i made was stoopid as hell

why i can't wait to pitch p's reality show to vh1

why wasn't shit on tv last night so i was stuck watching boring ass house of payne

why i was watching re-runs of wildn' out and i didn't know brooke hogan was that damn big, she was on an episode looking like tree offa flavor of love yall....

why i bet dizzle don't know what the ed lover dance is

Jay Midnyte said...

why chrissy hatin on house of payne dats my show!

Anonymous said...

lmao why i watch it all the time j-nyte cause my kids love it but last night not funny @ all, and what happened to the kids momma being pregnant, was it a false alarm or what cause i never finished watching that episode.....

Anonymous said...

why i cant stop laughing at "why that last remark i made was stoopid as hell"

why was it though?

why i know wizzle's age cuz i already knew wat lacydizzle's age was (not cuz i googled mtv)?

why lacydizzle gonna be wizzle's height in 2 years?

why the previous joke was made with the assumption that wizzle short as hell?

why wizzle add hair dye to her shopping lists, weekly?

why wizzle got A.A.A.D.D (age activated attention deficit disorder; it's real!)???

why i know the ed lover dance?

but, why wizzle dont know how to work the "tv" ?

why it prob take lacydizzle an hour to walk over to her neighbor's house? and 2 to drive?

why lacydizzle and wizzle kids be lookin at them as grandmas?

why i have to go there?

why?

Mr O Dot

Anonymous said...

why dizzle killing me with the old refrences

why he got me dying offa his why's tho...

why i don't even know the 1st step in dying my hair cause that is what weave is for

why i gotta be short, i am average damn height dizzle for a lady 5'3 nucca

why i am the shortest in my family tho cause my brother 6'2 and my momma and sister are amamzon's

why imma have a short girl complex now

why i am taller than some of the dudes here @ my job

why my kids know they momma is cool as hell and i am not granny material

why i gotta go bust this work out real quick then take a senior citizen nap.....then i gotta wake up and burp dizzle lil young ass

Anonymous said...

why o'dot think i'm short?

why am i a six footer?

why o'dot know I was 27?

why it's prolly on my profile on the forum?

why o'dot still use a car seat?

why is there even a such thing as aaadd?

why i prolly got it?

why does my head hurt so effin bad?

why i have to car pool today and can't go home because I have to take a chick home?

why bahama still aint askin why?

why i gotta add lacyd at the end of all my posts?

Anonymous said...

why lacydizzle cant read?

why she gotta go read what i said again about the height?

why she should go do that now?

why?

Mr O Dot

Anonymous said...

Why you (o'dot) callin me out in the why?

Why am I offended by that?

Why I wish chrissy could come to the forum and be offended by everything with me?

Why am I so damn messy?

Why am I mocking a certain someone?

Why O'dot prolly know who it is?

Why i need to read anything again?

Why O'dot aint figure out yet that I don't like to read?

But why I get it now?

Why imma throw a pacifier at O'dot head?

Why I wish that bull would come to life and stick a horn up his ass for real?

Why chrissy work firewall a bitch?

dlacy

Anonymous said...

WHY I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT ASIAN LADY RUNNING INTO A DAMN FILE CABINET AND BUSTED OUT LAUGHING

WHY I WISH I COULD COME TO THE THREADS TOO LD BUT HEY WHAT IMMA DO....

WHY I HATE MY SISTER WITH A PASSION

WHY I THINK IMMA DISOWN HER ASS

WHY IMMA SPANK O'DOT AND MAKE HIM TAKE A NAP IF HE KEEP BEING BAD

WHY IMMA GO BUY DIZZLE A BARNEY DVD AND SOME CHEESE NIPS AND SIT HIS ASS IN FRONT OF THE TV

WHY I AM PISSED NOW CAUSE LACY D WOULD TOWER OVER ME IF WE EVER MET IN PERSON

WHY BMAMA PROLLY BE LYING TO ME AND REALLY DON'T BE WORKING SHE BE ON THE DAMN FORUM AND LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE

Bahama said...

why yall so silly

why this post is damn near to 100

why chrissy think i would do that to her? lmao

Anonymous said...

WHY BMAMA IN HERE PLAYING, LMAO

WHY SHE ACTING LIKE SHE DON'T WANNA BE ALL OVER THERE WHERE THE DRAMA POPPING OFF @

WHY IMMA MAKE THIS POST GET TO 100 TODAY IF IT KILLS ME AND EVEN IF I GOTTA DO IT ALONE

WHY I THINK NECOLE GON SAY EFF ALL YALL AND SHUT HER SITE DOWN AND BLOW UP ELSE WHERE

WHY IF THAT HAPPEN I HOPE ME AND BMAMA SITE BECOMES "THE SPOT"

WHY THAT SOUND LIKE I AM A HATER AND I REALLY AIN'T

WHY THIS MUTHAFUCKA THAT WORK HERE MAKE IT A POINT TO COME THEOO HERE EVERDAY AND GO THROO THE DAMN MAIL LIKE HE @ THE CRIB

WHY TODAY HE CAME IN HERE LOOKING FOR IT AND I TRICKED THAT BASTARD AND PUT IT IN MY DRAWER

WHY HE WAS LIKE WHERE THE MAIL

WHY I WAS LIKE WHY SPECTING SOMETHING

WHY HE WAS LIKE NAW JUST WONDERING....FUCKER

Anonymous said...

WHY I HATE THIS FUCKING JOB

WHY IMMA QUIT

WHY I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR GROWN AS MEN AND I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FLYING FUCK

WHY THEY THINK IMMA TRACK SOME NIGGAS HERE THAT I DON'T EVEN FUCK I DON'T EVEN TRACK MY HUSBAND LIKE THAT

WHY IMMA CUSS ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKA OUT IN A HEARTBEAT IF THEY COME FUCKING WITH ME ONE MO' GIN'

WHY MY JOB REQUIRES ME TO KISS ASS, BUT HELL I CAN'T DO IT NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL

LMAO WHY IMMA TAKE ME SOME BENADRYL AND ZONE THE FUCK OUT ON THESE BITCH MADE ASS MUTHAS IN HERE WITH THEY BITCHASSNESS WAYS

Anonymous said...

why yall just gon make me turn this into 100 comments all by my lonesome

why i can't really think of too many more whys but i damn shole am gonna try

why my daughter a diva already and she only 9

why i don't remember being that way @ that age

why my son already a pimp @ 4

why his daddy told me that everday when he picks them up from school that he getting hugs and kisses from all the girls

why i tell him that our son his just a very affection kid who loves to hug

why i then tell him wwhen i got home to quit hugging random kids cause that is why ya lil ass stay sick and i gotta miss work and shit

why he then give me a hug

why he so cute

why i bet yall gon come in here and read this and be like who gives a shit bout her diva daughter and touchy- feely son

why i cannot stop thinking bout asain lady @ lacy d job

why i say lacyd need to set it up for her ass to run into a file cabinet again, only this time record it on ya cell and put that shit on youtube

Anonymous said...

WHY TRICK HERE @ THIS FUCKERY OF A JOB TALKING BOUT IMMA GO RUN SOME ERRANDS AND SHE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE OVER AN HOUR NOW

WHY I THINK HER ASS WENT TO GO GET SOME MORE BOTOX CAUSE SHE GOT A CALL THIS MORNING FROM THE BOTOX PLACE....

WHY IMMA JUST COME IN HERE AND TYPE:AHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHH LMMFAO IF SHE WALK IN LOOKING EVEN MORE SHOCKED AND AFRAID THAN EVER

WHY THAT SHIT MUST REALLY BE ADDICTIVE CAUSE SHE BEEN BINGINGE ON THAT SHIT......

Anonymous said...

why is chrissy so damn determined?

why imma help push this post up to 100+?

why is the drama long gone over yonda?

why is yonda a word?

why is yonda not a word?

why necole prolly come in and say "THIS MY SHIT" and real live shut it down?

why imma be mad as hell if that shit happen?

why i see o'dot making a rally in front of her house if she do like it's his shit?

why bahama gonna be like "you tell em hubby!!"

why i'm already making this my spot?

why the folks on the forum think it's e harmony with all this squash the beef shit?

why they don't know beef makes the world go round?

why chuckito won't tell us what the hell is going on with him and necole?

why chrissy gone ask me what up with that?

why imma tell her i dunno because he won't fill us in?

why is this lacyd?

why i want o'dot to change my nick name to lac dizzle (lac = lack)

Anonymous said...

why i am wondering who in the hell is chuckito

why i am glad i got lac dizzle support and equally glad this gon be her new spot, tell all ya homies

why sensual seduction is my jam but i won't freely admit to that shit

why i think snoop was cute back in his nuthing but a g thang days

why he remind me of an ex i can't stand

why that ex used to make my skin crawl

why imma ask all the ladies if yall ever date a dude who was annoying but you couldn't quite put ya finger on it you just didn't really like his ass too much

why i can't stand it when my sister be tryna to compare her man with my husband

why i tell her all the time i been with the same dude for 11 yrs, and he ain't never stole from me, drank all my liquor, or beat my ass, so there is a total difference

why i got mo sense than her and she the oldest

why imma stop talking bout her ass now cause imma get pissed all over again

why imma gon and call lacyd her new name from now on LAC DIZZLE cause it got a ring to it

why i am dying offa that eharmony comment

why i bet they wanna join cyber hands and sing cumbaya my lord

why id dizzle start a damn rally or protest he can only protest till them skreet lights come on cause he gotta be in the crib in time for his bath and to do his homework cause he still 8 yrs old

504 said...

why chrissy so eff'in boosy ?

why am i whying all over again ?

why the whying yesterday wore the hell outta my creativity ?

Bahama said...

why yall ain't got no sense

why i'mma do whateva i can to get this up to 100

why i said eff sending of the rest of the e-mails

why was a cutie just @ my place of employment

why he's the son of one of the workers who's office is right behind me?

why if i woulda know he was commin i would have worn a skirt today?

why i look kinda bum-ie but he was still lookin?

why i think he was really just looking at my ass?

Anonymous said...

why the ice cream man gon be obsolete in a few weeks if gas keep going up

why one rolls throo here on a regualr like where i work @ is a place to have a dang ice cream truck

why when i see that purple ass truck i trips the fuck out cause all i can think is gas is way too high to be playing and driving a damn ice cream truck to make a living all ya money going in the tank

504 said...

why i can't talk bout my sis cause ya'll know her ?

504 said...

why BAM always thinking a nigga is looking at her ass ?

504 said...

why bobble's daughter is a diva like my 9 year old neice like my 31 year old ass & why her son is a pimp but still owes her over 500,000 ?

Bahama said...

why am i jam'n to the playlist on our page..

why l.boogie really needs to put the ganja down and make another album?

why i'm singing to the top of my lungs like i'm the only one in the office

Bahama said...

why 504 don't know they really do be looking at my backside.

why 504 don't know it has it's own fanclub?

why am i start'n to get in a silly mood?

Anonymous said...

why bmama know she too young to be enticing dudes

why imma call bmama youngin' from now on

why she 21 but talk like she 30

why most 21 yr olds dumb as fuck but you ain't bmama

why when i was 21 i was on my 2nd pregnancy

why i will never have another kid, EVER cause my son has a lightbulb head

why i know bobble and bmama gon read that lightbulb head part and die......

Anonymous said...

why bobble right bout my son bein a pimp but he owe me thousands of dollars

why i am lmmfao cause bmama said her ass got it's own fan club

why i think shot is the head of that fan club

why imma tell bmama she better insure that ass

Anonymous said...

why after i post this here one mo comment to go till 100

Bahama said...

why chrissy thinks 21 is young? lol

why am i die'n offa lightbulb head?

Anonymous said...

BAM 100 IT IS

504 said...

why i like saying seen't ?

Anonymous said...

WHY BMAMA GON REALIZE, AND BOBBLE AND LAC DIZZLE WILL AGREE WITH ME THAT AFTER 21 THEM DAMN B-DAYS COME SO QUICK YOU WON'T REMEMBER HALF OF THEM

WHY I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE YRS FROM 22-25 LMAO

WHY 21 IS YOUNG WHEN YOU CLOSER TO 30 THAN 21

WHY I PRECIATE BMAMA AND HER YOUNG-NESS

Bahama said...

why i didn't know i was 100??

504 said...

why i why'ed over 100 ?

Bahama said...

why i wish i was 18 again??lol

why it ain't 4:30 yet?

why am i still jam'n

Anonymous said...

why bahama give her ass a zip code?

why i wanna know who 504 sister is because I'm nosey?

why chrissy and her sister don't just stop and sing kum-by-yah?

why i don't know what kum-by-yah means?

why i think it's african or something?

why i don't know how to spell it?

why i wanna google it now and see what it mean?

why i wanna know what to do next after this reaches 100?

why bahama so against ganja?

why am I not?

why bahama prolly gonna harass her co-worker behind her about her son now?

why she prolly go to work sexified er day from now on?

why that nigga prolly like 17 or something?

why am I hatin on bahama possible love thang?

why she don't just put a tatoo on her ass that say enter here?

or why she don't insure it like them celebs be insuring they body parts?

why am I obsessed with my ass too?

why the ice cream trucks aint switch they style up since they were started?

why they have the same song all the time?

why is that song now stuck in my head?

why is this the lac dizzle!!!

Anonymous said...

why bmama tlaking she wish she was 18 like that was a long time ago

504 said...

why bobble is right about forgetting some years ?

why i don't remember what i was doing when i was in college but not in class ? i mean like where the hell did i hang ?

504 said...

why is lacy crazy ?

why she doen't know FAW is my real sis & not my cyber sis ?

why BAM wishes she was 18 again when she wouldn't be able to go buy her own drink, got to rely on some ole ugly t-pain looking booty loving nigga to come over & ask her if he can buy her a drink ?

Anonymous said...

why i am wondering if sexified is a word

why i am lmmfao @ lac dizzle and her why's

why he gotta be 17

why bmama 17 and the dude 52 and chris hanson gon come round the corner and reveal that bmama was a decoy and offer him some cookies

why chris hanson do that, bust a nigga then offer him some cookies and juice like they in vacation bible school

why sometimes them fools actually take that shit

why i love to watch that show cause when the dudes find out the deal they turn to leave and the show turns into an episode of cops cause the jump out boyz surrond his ass and draw down on the dude yelling telling him to get on the ground now like he got a mofo weapon which he never does, all the dude be havin' is a dumb ass excuse and a pocket full of rubbers

why that show to catch a predator prolly never really served it's real purpose of luring child predators cause the shit is too funny to even remamber the main point of the show

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why bobble talking bout fa real where did i hang?????

why i am willing to bet that in college bobble was either one of two types

1. the wild child who go to all the frat parties and chug a lug beer like she a dude, pass out from damn near alcohol poisoning go home and do it all agin next frat party

2. the chick who go to all the frat parties with her homies but instead of acting like a drunk ho, she stand back laughing sipping her own can of soda she brought from her dorm room cause she will be damned if another andrew luster type dude slip some shit in her drink and molest her while she knocked out...making her the next subject of a lifetime movie with jada pinkett playing bobble

Bahama said...

why yall so silly?

why is it a man in the office behind me?

why he even be looking at my ass?

why the son just came back?

why is he really cute?

why i just made an ass outta myself

why i was just rapping wu tang when he walked by?

why he prolly thinks i'm crazy now

why 504 got me LMAO bout t-pain

Anonymous said...

why do i have no idea who i was when i was 21?

why i'm jealous because bahama is better behaved than I was?

why i think bahama the most well rounded 21 year old on earth?

why DOES she think 21 is old?

why she think 18 is young?

why do I wanna be 8 again so I won't have to pay no bills?

why didn't i realize what I had when I was 8?

why i wanna claim bam and o'dot on my taxes now as dependents?

why i didn't know faw was 504 sister?

why is that interesting to me?

why me and my sister can't blog together?

why my sister been married 2 months and want a divorce already?

why she was pissed at her husband yesterday for some valid shit and is feeling sorry for him this morning?

why we be so stupid behind niggas sometimes?

why chrissy imagining little asian ladies runnin into file cabinets?

why she prolly searched on you tube to see if they had videos like that?

why is that still funny to me?

why her glasses almost fall off though?

why i would've fell out on the floor actin like i was seriously, but minor enough, injured so I could just go home for the rest of the day?

why she aint fart yet?

why am i waitin on her to fart?

why she the most regular person on earth? and by regular, she gotta shit like er hour.

why we need to just retire this thread and work on the others?

but why is this shit still so fun?

lac dizzle

Bahama said...

why thank ya lacyd...i feel all special...lol

why i think we do need to retire this post?

Anonymous said...

why yall wanna retire the post now huh????

why i am kinda in agreement but kinda not cause this shit is addicting and fun

Anonymous said...

why the why?

why the why why?

why why is why why?

why we why up on a tree top?

why we gone have to retire it because I'm runnin outta whys?

why i can't stop starting a sentence with why?

why i think it was bam's young ass eyes that decided to make us perform a credit check to post?

why am i like a senior citizen now?

lac dizzle

Anonymous said...

Why can't I read all these posts (congrats to you for making 100!!)?

Why did my co worker call me from outside to ask me what the deli's phone number was, when he is a block away?

Why am I so happy to have 18 subscribers on my site (yay and hint, hint LOL)?

Why do I wanna blog about another celebrity party, but can't find one yet?

Why did I miss Hell's Kitchen watching DAncing with the Stars?

Why is Top Model STILL wack???

Why did this ditzy broad at my job come to the back and say to my other co-worker, "listen"? Isn't that what we do in the first place? I hate when people start their sentences like that.

504 said...

why mzvirgo think whenever she starts talking to someone, they automactically listens ?

why she ain't never met me yet ?

why she'd hate the shit outta me cause then she'd have to say "listen" lol ?

why nobody in their right mind would look at me & think i used to be a wild child ?

why i was scarey ass hell ?

why FAW ears/eyes was burning so she just called me ?

why i'm happy cause 2morrow is friday ?

why i'd be happier if today was friday ?

why when i was in college, i didn't go to not one party ?

why the only party i went to was right b4 i started college ?

why i do remember that i would go by my aunt & get drunk off daiquiris ?

why is that like the highlight of my teenage years ?

why that's sad but it's not cause i used to have fun by my aunt cause she was 10 years older & hella stooopid ?

why her hubby was a cop but was still supplying is minors with alcohol ?

why is that soo eff'in funny to me ?

why is this my last why for the day ?

peace in the middle east !

Kaliente said...

HEYYYYYYYYY Y'all!!!!! Let me introduce myself...I'm Kaliente (bmama n Lacy n 504) prolly remember me from NB(which got blocked, which is why i haven't been on, but i'm prolly sure y'all ain't even notice!LMFAO)...alright i'm done..lol

Why are y'all funny az fukk??

Why in the fukk will this shyt will prolly get blocked, because i AM still at work?

Why in the fukk can't my lazy azz call clearwire so i can get a replacement cord so i can have internet at the house?

why am i sittin here tryna figure out my nexy WHY question?

Why niccaz gotta b so dayum dumb???

Why I can't think of shyt else to ask so I'mma let y'all finish doin y'all thang so i can laugh my azz off.

WHy the fukk is this shyt askin my for a Word verification to post...I'm fukkin logged in!

504 said...

K@LIENTE !!!!! we miss you at the bitchie & yes i've noticed the fallen soldiers

this sh!t better work..lmao