Why Wednesday

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Yall already know!








Why some men talk more than women?



Why do some men B!tch more than women?




Why do some men wanna be women?



Why everytime Lil B Sure's face flash cross the screen on that MTV show i had to burst out laughing?



Why I can't wait to see Kanye West?



Why Nippy tuck ain't back on yet?




Why do people make such amazement over J.lo and Kim K's back ends but black women have been carry'n around that weight since forever and we still ain't getting much love for it?



Why i wanna give a special B-day wish to my bro-ham (Happy birfday son!)


Why i'mma just stop now and see what the readers gotta why about?

95 comments:

Anonymous said...

why cops think they can punk people cause they got a 9mm and a fucking flashlight

why this fake ass cop acting like sean penn in colors come in here talking bout we got a call that ya alarm went off...

lmmfao why i think that cop wanted me to give a fuck but i didnt

why he was getting all agitated and shit cause i really had no clue that the alarm went off cause hell it didn't

why this black dude that work here gon come tell me you know the police outside right, like i got fucking warrants or some shit out and i need to hide

why i told him uhhhhhhh so

why imma gon' get to the point of this here why rant:....

why people fucking get all bent outta shape, act scared, xtra polite, or stoopid when police around???? lmao

why i have never done that????

why if you get pulled over by a cop you gotta address the muthafucka as yes sir no sir????

why i have never done that either cause what i look like saying yes sir to a man that i just met.....

why hubby all xtra polite and shit if he get pulled over, why if i am in the car i am skraight laughing @ his ass for being a punk....

why bammy and them ain't here yet????

Bahama said...

LMMFAO!!!

WHY i can't stop laughing Chrissy?? oh man our name is so fitting!!

Anonymous said...

see, lmao told ya my comments would prolly be here i cannot stop tripping offa this mess.....back to the why's tho

why i think bey prolly really is preggers

why i bet her daddy forced that dude to marry solange and now he done forced jay to marry bey

why he prolly had a real ass shoutgun to jay back talking bout you gon marry her ass now nigga.....

Anonymous said...

why men are never satisfied

Bahama said...

why i'm hungry?

why i think i shoulda stayed home today?

Why i hate being sick?

Why that stalker dude called me twice again after i left work bring the calling up to FIVE times yesterday?

Why i feel like balling up and going to sleep?

Anonymous said...

why i am bout to call the bahamian po po's and take out a restraining order on bammy's stalker

why imma go look @ shoes i can't afford then send the links to bammy in hopes of making her feel better

why i want lacdizzle and bobble to come throo here and blow the why's up

why usher's wifes feet look like she walk on fire

why they let her out the crib like that

why i bet usher can't even shower w/o her around

Bahama said...

*ooh shoes..good idea*

Why i'm so ready to hit up the ATL for this concert?

Why i'mma do some serious shopping while there?

Why i don't really have nothing else to say??

504 said...

why it's on to the breaka breaka dawn ?

why i feel the need to say "good morning my bobbles" ?

why my cuz calls me at 3:40 to invite me to her friend's b-day dinner for 6 ?

why i still went cause i was so flatter her friend like having me around since i met her in feb. ?

why i think i need to put the "no homo" exclaimer to clear up the previous why ?

why i wore a black mini skirt with all my sexy legs out ?

why my b/f called me this morning after i got to work just to tell me i looked really good last night ?

why he was with me the whole night & this morning & he didn't tell me til now lol ?

why i told him i'mma get hoochie-fied for jazz fest ?

why i like shit like that ?

why i think he think i'm a trophy g/f ?

why i think i am & 504 ain't nothin to eff wit ! ?

why my eff'in arms hurt from typing to you bobbles (mainly the head bobble) all eff'in day long ?

why i couldn't take my evening nap cause of the b-day dinner ?

why i had fun & i acted a plum fool ?

why my cuz & her date looked so cute together ?

why i'mma keep whying to i'm alllll whyyyyy'ed outttttttt ?

why ya'll my bestest cyber friends ?

why my real friends are as phoney as bologna (except one) ?

why is bologna spelled bologna but people pronounce ot ba-lon-ey ?

why people eat pig's feet ?

why they don't know that pigs walk thru shit & they prolly still got shit particles in b'twix their toes ?

why people eat pig lips ? isn't that vagina ? men : you're taking this whole eating thing too far & ladies : you're eating a VAGINA !

why i bought some new work sneakers back in january but it looks like i bought them 3 years ago ?

why i don't care ?

why i think ya'll don't care either ?

why can't we keep hope alive ?

why is fake asses so popular ?

why i see white chicks with big asses & black chicks with flat asses more now than 10 years ago ?

why is that ?

Bahama said...

why bobble got me rolling??lmao

why i really think i'mma close my door and take a nap?

why i feel so crappy?

why i'm still LMAO offa pigsfeet?

why i wanna know the answer tew?

why bahamians eats some strange things?

Why i like calamari? fried tho

Why i didn't know what it was till i was finished eatig it?

Why does the day go by so slow when u ain't got nothing to do?

Why Lil wayne was such a cute baby?

Why he ain't no more?

Anonymous said...

why bobble shut's it dowm every wednesday

why she so concieted

why she have a right to be concieted

why i am dying cause she said it's on til the breka breaka dawn

why imma be glad when bobble realize it's 2008 and not 1993

why i was looking @ shoes bammy but i saw a 1200.00 pair and got sick and said eff shoes altogether

why hubby talking bout he wanna go away this weekend so he can avoid going to work

why i was like cool, but we taking the kids right?

why he was like yeah i guess so but he said it like they some other niggas kids and i laughed even harder

why i was also looking @ sunglasses bammy and i got even madder than when i was looking @ shoes

why am i still tripping offa bobble talking bout breaka breaka dawn

why imma throw my 1993 slang in here real quick and shouts out to j-nyte cause he said it last week sometime and i was like he must know bobble personally

YOU GOT ME BENT..

why that is the last 1993 slang yall gon ever hear coming out my mouth

why ppl still watching american idol subjecting themselves to that bullshit

why i had a dream last night that i found a 20.00 on the ground

why i hope that dream come true

why imma go look for some weekend getaways.....cause it's bout to be on like hot buttered popcorn.....that was for you bobble since you still stuck in 1993-1997

Bahama said...

why i can't remember much from 93, hell 94,95,96 or 97?

why i didn't even go and look at shoes cause i was just gonna get mad?

why i think ludacris is so cute but so short?

why if i EVA met Larry Johnson it's on till the break of dawn (yea i stole it)

why are there so many funny blogs?

Anonymous said...

why imma tell my brother that shit bobble mentioned bout the pig's feet and see if that will deter his from eating em'

why every damn thanksgiving granny and dem cook him some of those nasty ass things and he and my equally greedy ass cousins be sitting there slurpping on them thangs like they really good

why pig so popular

why all i like is bacon from a pig, and chops

why i bet pigs hate to see us coming

why ppl refer to it as the other white meat

why yt people stuff they chops with shit and all we do is fry them suckas

why imma shout out to SMH and her chop eating ass

Anonymous said...

Why I didn't read the other why's before I why'd?

Why do I make up words?

Why I read the first why about chrissy and her cop buddies?

Why I don't address cops when they pull me over?

Why I look at em like they at fault?

Why I tell cops all they need to know before they run my license if there is anything they need to know?

Why have I been arrested before?

Why was I crying like a baby because I was embarrassed getting cuffed in the middle of the street like I'm a real criminal and I just stopped after a high speed chase?

Why I only have like one warrant?

Why i have to call my daddy like a lil kid who got drugged at a party?

Why was I prepared to go to jail, but still cried like a baby?

Why the officer feel sorry for me and let me use my cell phone on the way to the holding facility?

Why I aint even go to jail, but my family made fun of me like I was a hard ass criminal?

Why my tall ass couldn't fit in the back seat?

Why is this lacyd's first installment to why wednesday?

Anonymous said...

why i can't remember much from 93, hell 94,95,96 or 97?
^^^^^lmao why imma bout to put bobble on blast and say this below

bobble's fav years 1988-1996 them was her years ask her anything pertaining to that era in time, she know it......

why i watched self destruction again bobble and lmmfao cause shit corny

why heavy d part was the best

why heavy d was so light on his feet to be so damn big

why he wanna be known as an overweight lover

why i bet bobble gon say heavy d' was her shit back in the day

Bahama said...

Why must i laugh so hard??

504 said...

lol why they eff'ed up his baby pic ?

why lil wayne is mental ?

why i wanna take the rest of the day off so i can go to sleep ?

why that's too eff'in lazy ?

why i don't care ?

why that's lazy too ?

why i think gangsta boo work at popeyes somewhere in houston ?

why ja rule would only be an opening act from now on ?

why chingy came out with a song that never got played down herre ?

why i think he needs to hang up the mic & be my house cleaner ?

why bobble worrying bout what kind of wife remy gonna be, like if it doesn't work out, remy gonna be knocking on bobble's door to stay for a couple weeks til she get back on her feet ?

why i don't know where that came from ?

why i don't care ?

why i wanna ask bammy for her work number so i can ask uncle where eye candy is at & when he's coming back ?

why i wanna see (not literally) bammy get some ?

why is she a gentle giant to me ?

why she prolly rolling her eyes saying i can be rough if i wanna ?

why i know you can but you'd prolly apologize after cause you's so tweeet ?

why is that refreshing ?

why i feel the need to cut a nigga over my lil cyber sis ?

why i'mma ask her for the stalker's number so i can tell him bammy is not allowed to talk on the phones with boys so stop calling or i'mma put my foot up yo ass ?

why is bammy considering giving me his number right now ?

why bobble like hell i'll call that weak in the knees nigga for you & make sure he won't call you.

why bobble prolly threaten him to the point where he'd check himself into the witness protection program ?

why am i not making any sense today ?

why wednesday can't be the same as friday ?

why we work too many hours out the week ?

why they need to change it from 40 hours a week to 24 hours a week, cause hell, look at all us, we don't have 8 hours of work to do everyday lol....four 6 hour work days is plenty but they need to double our current salaries lol

why i'mma wait to see what ya'll gonna say about my 2nd batch of fresh baked why's ?

Anonymous said...

Why my tall ass couldn't fit in the back seat?
^^^^ why i am DONE offa that

why i think me and lacD got the same damn thoughts when it come to cops

why i say fuck em till i need em

why my son go up to a cop if he see one and be asking them shit like is taht gun real

why it just dawned on me that cops be in our neighborhood alot standing all in the damn grocery stores and shit not normal

why one time, lmmfao some damn mexican couple got into across the street from our crib hubby nosy like a gotdamn old lady so he cut the damn lights off on the porch and sat out there and watched they ass

why the lady set her man car on fire

why hubby nosy ass call the cops to tell them there was a car burning across the street

why the cops came like 2 hrs later knocking on the door talking bout yall called us

why i answered and was like that was damn 2 hrs ago the damn car charred to pieces now why i then in turn ask him why it take so long

why he said they have more important matters

why i laughed so hard i snorted and said so a burning car is where on yall list of shit to do on the night shift

why he said ma'am i am just following....BAM i slammed the damn door in his bitch ass face....

the end

Anonymous said...

Why bam bam can't remember much during those years she mentioned because she was 2, 3, and 4?

Why if I hung with 504 in the real life I'd stay pickin on her for being cute and tiny?

Why she prolly stay pickin on me for being odd and extra tall?

Why if I hung with chrissy in the real life we'd be drunk like er minute?

why we prolly make fun of er lil asian lady who walks by?

Why if I hung with bam bam in the real life I'd feel like i was baby sittin her?

But why she'd end up baby sittin me and my crazy ass?

why niggas you break up with always try to give you relationship advice after the fact?

why they be sayin shit like I don't wanna see you get hurt?

why usher's baby momma got horse hoof feet?

why she look like she perform tribal dances in the mother land er night?

why ashyness show up on my people so bad?

why it can't show up like that on white folk?

why is this lacyd's second installment to why wednesday?

why should I be working though?

Anonymous said...

why bobble killing me on these why's

why i done told bammy all she need to do is say some shit like my kids need to be fed, changed, bathed, given medication to calm they ass down when he call and i bet he will stop

why i would love to be stalked just so i could cuss a nigga out when i got tired of it

why i am dead offa bobble talking bout NONE OF US have shit to do to cover 8 hrs worth of time

why i ain't even gon say shit, just give me my money every other friday

why answering this phone is enough damn work if ya ask me

Bahama said...

why i was just on A hot mess and their picture contest has be die'n?? oooh my eyes!!

Bahama said...

why i wanna ask bammy for her work number so i can ask uncle where eye candy is at & when he's coming back ?

why i wanna see (not literally) bammy get some ?

why is she a gentle giant to me ?

why she prolly rolling her eyes saying i can be rough if i wanna ?

why i know you can but you'd prolly apologize after cause you's so tweeet ?

why is that refreshing ?

why i feel the need to cut a nigga over my lil cyber sis ?

why i'mma ask her for the stalker's number so i can tell him bammy is not allowed to talk on the phones with boys so stop calling or i'mma put my foot up yo ass ?

why is bammy considering giving me his number right now ?

^^^^

ahahahah, LMMFAO why bobble know me so damn well?

why yalll so silly?

why it ain't lunch time yet?

why i was @ a chinese place the other day and a black man came out the kitchen?

why i was lil bothered by that?

why if it's a chinese place shouldn't chinese people be cooking?

why the food was still good anyway?

504 said...

lmao!

why bobble clowning me about my era ?

why she hella right about the years but she needs to add more 80's on to it ?

why 96 is right on point with the cut off year, eff everything after that lol

why lacy's a real bone thug ?

why heavy d was the shit ?

why when he found love, he didn't know what to do with it ?

why is missy the female heavy d ?

why nicole ray got what you want, got whatcha neeeeeeeed ?

why nasty ass niggas in the music industry talk about bitches & hos & all that but wanna break out in the dear momma or the keep your head up ir the beautiful, i just want you to know, your my fav girl....ohhh oh oh ohh...yeaaaah yeah yeah yeahh ?


why cabeeesa turned into cousin faith from soul food....disappears for a while & no one knows what she's doing while she's gone ?

why are there more heathens that go to church then those who don;t ?

why hasn't bishop don juan been struck by lightning yet for using bishop as his title ?

why must he get acknowledgement ?


why you best believe my why's ain't ova ?

Anonymous said...

why lacD know damn well if we kicked it in the real world we would be fucked up offa whatever we could get our hands on

why imma gon and throw this in real quick BREAKA BREAKA DAWN

why i swear fo gawd that the cafeteria lady @ my kids school is ms melody but i am scared to ask

why bobble said remy gon come stay with me and i choked on my mint whei i read that shit

why remy strike me as a bitch who would eat all my kids salami and chips and cookies and shit then get mad when somebody ask her ass bout it and try to turn the shit round and make it my fault

why ain't NONE OF US making any sense in here today

why i love the bond we all share over these damn why's......

why yall all my cyber friends till the end like chuckie be saying....

Anonymous said...

why do i acknowledge my weirdness before hand?

why do I like being weird?

why do I call it "different"?

why mommas always say they child is gifted and they know that child is just plain dumb?

why I feel bad for saying that?

but seriously, gifted?

why I can't concentrate right now?

why am I trying to figure out why?

why i assign my brother to take my son to get his hair cut and he get it cut like he like it and never get it cut low enough?

why am i so anti barber shops?

why my sister taught my son how to talk shit and he uses his newly learned skill on me?

why he say, fucka me momma?

why he think he cussin me out but he really cussin himself out?

why i can't beat that word out of his vocabulary?

why do i cuss like crazy and now have to control it before he up and cuss out my daddy who is a pastor?

why i feel like if that ever happen my daddy would beat my ass?

why is this lacyd's third installment to why wednesday?

Anonymous said...

why i was @ a chinese place the other day and a black man came out the kitchen?
^^^^^why literrally i am typing and laughing @ the same time cause that shit had me dying

why it had me dying cause bobble said that shit like she saw a damn alien walk out the kitchen

why it is even more of a bother to me to see mexican's running my local churchs chicken, frying it, boxing it up, @ the register's the manager bilingual, they be in there screaming shit @ each other in spanish now that bothers me....

why i be sounding racist but i really ain't cause my hubby said i am mexican fa real anyway i just don't wanna accept it

why bobble know what i am talking bout cause her b/f say the same kinda shit bout her

why bobble her b/f and my hubby are all from planet ZARNOFF.... lmmfao

Bahama said...

why nicole ray got what you want, got whatcha neeeeeeeed ?

^^^ that was my ish??

Anonymous said...

why is "you got me bent" so effin funny to me?

why and whatever would that mean?

why girls have to look so extra ugly when they say that?

why that phrase remind me of cross colors?

why is cross colors reminding me of cris cross?

why was I extremely facinated with those lil boys as a kid?

why was early 90's fashion so effin ugly?

why is "JUMP JUMP" now encrusted in my head?

why i think 504 over there jamin now?

why was i reminicin about how horrible high school was for me?

why i play basketball and sucked at it?

why was i too girly for it, but dressed like a thug girl in highschool?

why I only get "drafted" because I was tall?

why my prom date meet me at the Fiesta parking lot to pick me up?

why i look like an idiot standing out there all glamored up and people grocery shoppin?

why that nigga pull up in a geo metro?

why next year will be my 10 yr high school reunion?

why am i like old or something?

why I go to school with mostly white people and was and still am extra proper?

why are we all so extra random on the why wednesday?

why I like puttin "the" in front of everything? (i.e. the wednesday, the real life, the lacyd)?

504 said...

why is lacy installing all these whys like some damn windows or something ?

Anonymous said...

why lacd serious bout beating te cuss words out her son

why i think her son is prolly a lil angel but she making him out to be bad

why he can't help it if he really is bad cause according to bobble his momma's a real bone thug

why all kids cuss tho lacd

why i be messing with my daughter telling her she a square cause she never do shit wrong

why i be asking her if she be cussing when she with her friends

why my son think he slick, he will come and say shit like this:

AJ- mommy is bitchass a bad word
Me- umm yeah boo so don't say it anymore okay
AJ-why is bitchass a bad word mommy
Me-cause it just is love so stop saying it
AJ-Aaron in my class be saying bad words all the time mommy can i tell you what he be saying
Me-nope, s'long as you don't say it okay boo
AJ-mommy, is crap a bad word
Me- yes it is it's just like saying shit only it ain't as bad
AJ- then can i say crap when i get mad
Me-(lmmfao in my mind but tryna to be serious as hell) no son you can't you have no reason to get that mad and cuss you only 4
AJ-why daddy cuss when he drive and call people cocksuckers, is that a bad word
Me- go ask ya daddy
AJ-DADDY, IS COCKSUCKER A BAD WORD...

the end....

Bahama said...

why i'm going home? I need to go to my bed

why i know yall gon miss me?? lmao

why i can't leave just yet cause i'm not driving?

Anonymous said...

why that nigga pull up in a geo metro?
^^^^why i am tryna to imagine a tall girlie girl hood chick that sucked @ b-ball get into a damn geo metro while ppl @ the fiesta looking like i know that nigga didn't pull up in his lil sister car to pick her up

why i hated highschool too cause bitches was mean as fuck to me

why i am glad all them ho's aged bad and the one chick who i most def couldn't stand just had her 4th son by the 4th nigga and ain't even married

why i told my momma i was gon send her a card that said so sorry for your loss, then when she open it up in the inside it's gon say in big ass letters LOSS OF YOUR SANITY, FREEDOM, BODY, AND EVERYTHING ELSE BITCH then have a pic of me to the side posing in some sessay shit like bobble be wearing, lmmfao

why that was sooooooooooo not necessary for me to say

504 said...

why i gotta be jamming when you said jump jump ?

why i woulda been if you said warm it up chris ?

why is that so eff'in funny to me ?

why i wanna know what then damn another bad creation looks like now ?

why the boys are some handsome guys with their lil dreadlocks ?

why i'mma google abc & get their names so i can google them individually ?

why pretty ricky ain't so pretty ?

why the word pretty is not the word that comes to mind when looking at those fools ?

why are most rappers ugly ass hell & they don't dress nice or look clean cause they know stupid ass hooka hos gonna fuck them anyway ?

why i don't watch videos mainly cause all them negros are ugly ass hell plus i'm not into booty hos & booty clapping ?

why i'm mad cause i don't know how to make mine clap ?

why ya'll prolly SAYING "damn bobble, that's too much info" BUT why ya'll THINKING "damn bobble, everybody knows how to booty clap, what's wrong with you"?

Bahama said...

why i liked high school?

why those where the best years of my life..so far

why i wish i could go back?

why i had a major crush on the q.b ?

why i'm still mad i ain't win homecoming or prom queen? thieve'n bastids!

why they had to steal it from me?

why am i still here?

504 said...

why bobble talking bout sending hate mail to her high school chums ?

why bammy talking bout leaving when we ain't finish with the why'ings?

why i wish i can leave too but trying to stop taking off so much ?

Bahama said...

why booty clapping is such a fine art in dance'n?? lmao

Bahama said...

gone chil'ens!!!

Anonymous said...

why i woulda been if you said warm it up chris ?
^^^^why imma bout to say this and have bobble jamming @ her desk

imma bout to, cause thats what i was born to do

why i am glad bammy going home to rest cause she sick and she need to get her sleep on so she can feel better and be back tomm.

why i have no clue how to make my ass clap but i can damn shole roll it when needed it...

why i am willing to show all who want to learn all you need is a big ass and a couch

why i am dying offa that shit

why i bet that is why my husband married me cause i can make my ass do different shit cept clap tho

why we stoopid as hell in here today

why j-nyte ain't been throo

why when he do i am soooooooooooooo flirting/picking on him

Anonymous said...

why i'm still mad i ain't win homecoming or prom queen? thieve'n bastids!
^^^^ lmmfao why i can so see bammy as a queen of some shit in highschool

why she strike me as one of those kids who excelled and would love to go back just for the hell of it

why bobble talking bout hate mail, when obviously it's not hate mail, it's ahhahhahhahhahh bitch look @ you now mail.....

Anonymous said...

why i don't know how to make my ass clap either?

why does no body and it's probably just a visual effect?

why I'm hatin cause I cant make my ass clap and i really wanna know how them bitches do that?

why if i learned I'd wanna be a stripper? (I kid)

why is this too much info?

why bam bam always go MIA on why wednesday?

why am i still trying to figure out how to ass clap though?

why am I like chrissy and can do er thang but ass clap?

why am I obsessed with my own ass?

why chrissy sprung off j-nyte?

why i don't blame her because i lubs me some chocolate brohams too?

why i forget to thread about what celebrity comes to mind and when you think of ones that are almost ugly?

why was tyrese the first person on my list?

why that nigga almost ugly but fine as hell?

why this lady at my job look like she got a villiage livin in her hump on her back?

why i wanna call her quazimotina?

why she walk slow like it hurt?

why she a bitch and got a hump back?

why do i silently mock all of my co-workers?

why is this my 4th or 5th installment to why wednesday?

why 504 HATIN on these REAL ass installments to why wednesday talkin bout windows and shit. I'm a real ass female who says real ass shit in this real ass world i'm living in. On the real, i only think of real ass why's with real ass meaning.

why 504 bout to catch a flight to houston and beat my ass for sayin REAL about 70 times in that sentence?

Anonymous said...

why i gotta be sprung off j-nyte tho lol

why i really ain't but he is a nice guy

why yall prolly like yeah bitch whatever

why i agree with LacD bout tyrese that is the ugliest, sexiest man to me

why i wanna rub his bald ass heads when he was in keyshia coles video where she was screeching talkig bout what she was missing and shit

why ass clapping is an art form that you gotta be vorn with LacD least that is what i tell myself

why my sister always ragging on me cause i got a fatty and she don't

why i intentionally where shit to make my ass pop out when i am around her cause she makes me ill lol

why i got a headache and i am STARVING

why i am bout to go kick ass if it ain't no more doughnuts in the breakroom

504 said...

why i'mma trust ya til you say real talk ?

why i'm not gonna beat yo ass, just gonna kick you in your knee cap ?

why that'll be a helluva visual, lil ole me trying to beat a jolly thug ass giant's ass ?

why is it not 3:30 yet ?

why i bout to google, another bad creation ?

Anonymous said...

why i really go start a thead called almost ugly?

why my picks were tyrese, rhianna, solange, terrance howard, diddy, and i think that's it?

why i have a complex about being tall when i was a teen and ask god why he make me such a freak of nature?

why was i the tallest girl in school?

why i go to like the smallest school in the houston area?

why most children now a days need to be catogorized as another bad creation?

why i wasn't born with magical ass clappin abilities?

why?

why will i prolly go home and practice because I BELIEVE!!!!??

lacyd

Anonymous said...

why yall got complexes bout yall height

why my momma a damn giant amazon lady who i never saw as an amazon till my hubby pointed out to me my momma built

why i am shawt but till i started talking to my cyber peeps i thought i was normal height

why i am 5'3 and i am still taller than a few dudes that work here

why shawt dudes make me laugh

why ceelo a midget

why i wanna add to lacd list of almost uglies but i can't think of no one right now

why imma give lacd a pat on the back for putting rihanna on that list

why bobble stay googling shit

why lacd gon make dat ass clap if it's the last thing she do

why i know her man gon be happier than richard simmons in a penitentray if she do learn those magical ass clapping tricks

why it's a song by young jock and that gorilla dude called juicebox

why that shit is so rude on so many levels

why imma go google karyn white

504 said...

why i hated being the shortest girl in class & ask the lord why i was cursed with such shortness ?

why i still hate being so short & wish i was 5 feet even ?

why another bad creation came out with an album in '06 but nothing popped off ?

why i'm just finding out about this now ?

why the cover looks eff'ed up where i can't tell how them fools look now ?

why i can't find any pic of them when i google their names ?

why i'mma try to see if they have myspace pages ?

why i didn't think of that shit b4 ?

why i'm so gun ho about finding out how these niggas look now ?

why i think cause i'm still stuck in the 80's 90's ?

why i don't care ?

why i refuse to tell bammy bye cause i refuse to believe she's ballin out on us again on why wednesday ?

why i think we need to post 200 more post so she'll be mad she miss the rest of the fun ?

why i hope she's not really sick tho but if she is i'm not mad she's going home ?

why i'm bout to eat my left over turkey sammich cause i'm hungrier than 3 niggas (refer to classic mystikal)

why ya'll make me sick ?

why work makes me sick ?

why lacy didn't add ugly ricky to her list of ugly people ?

why she didn't add jay z or lil wayne or lil weebie or rick ross ?

why i just scrolled up & realized you meant ALMOST ugly not COMPLETELY ugly ?

why i gotta marinate on that for a minute?

Anonymous said...

why ABC having an album out in 06' is cracking me up right now

why i wonder who the hell actually went into the studio with they ass

why i bet they called all the heavyweights and left voicemails telling them they bout to go back into the studio so holla @ us

why diddy, scott storch, polow, brain micheal whathisname, and all them erased that VM

why teddy riley, rodey fat ass jerkins and jermaine dupri called they ass back and was like yeah we down to work with yall

why i am still dying offa that shit

why i agree we should blow this shit up to 200 but not to make bammy mad, just cause i ain't got shit else better to do....

why i gotta do a damn word verfication and it's my shit??????

Anonymous said...

why do i give people nicknames that they'll never know?

why do i pretty much hate everyone?

why is this professor & her class trying to ruin my life?

why would i try and sleep with her if she was a man just so i can graduate?

why do i have no money for groceries?

why did i get a $1 check in the mail for a book i sold?

why is this weather some bullshit?

why people gotta stay shootin up target?

why don't i wanna catch the shuttle to go to work?

Anonymous said...

why i have no clue who tamara is but i feel for her cause she sounds like a starving college student tyna to get her learn on and thangs

why i am glad i don't stay where tamara stay cause i loves me some target lol

why if i hadda got a damn dollar check in the mail idda sent that shit back with either a cuss out note, or a big fat as HA! what the fuck imma do with a dollar playboy, please tell me......

why i would call bammy to fix this damn word verification shit i gotta put in but her ass is @ home in the bed chilling.....

Anonymous said...

why i had to come back in here and let bobble know i googled abc

lmmfao why on the cover of that album that they put out in 06 is funny to me cause it look like some local hood boys shit tryna to come up by selling they shit out the trunk of they lincoln's or caprice classics

why they name the album grady baby compilation what's that about

why that shit ain't even chart

why i was 10 when iesha came out

why that mean if i was 10 bammy was 4 lol and that cracks me up

504 said...

why i gotta do a damn word verification in yo shit ? i'm a damn guest & guest are soppose to be comfortable & i'm not comfortable, i'm uneasy better yet i'm offended but i'mma still be all up in this bitch !

why is stacey dash almost ugly cause of her bob hope nose ?

why is brandy almost ugly cause of her segragated eyes ?

why is deion sanders almost ugly cause of his monchichi face ?

why is usher almost ugly for the same above reason ?

why i keep getting these word verifications with 20 + letters !?

Anonymous said...

why i woulda cashed a dollar check?

why i woulda put that dollar to good use?

why I don't know tamara either, but am glad ya'll are attracting more people?

why I wanna say HI TAMARA!!!! Welcome to the madness?

why is why wednesday gonna make ya'lls blog the spot to be at on wednesday like ya'll got half off happy hour or some shit?

why can lil wayne actually be on the list because I'd date his ugly ass?

why that nigga turn bitches out when he get with em?

why they look so sprung after the break up?

why that nigga a cross between chucky and a grimlin?

why am i hungry but still asking why when i should be out to lunch?

why my co worker old white dude always wanna know what I'm doin for lunch?

why he always lurk up behind me in mid blog?

why is that shit like EXTRA annoying to me?

why am I starved right now again?

why this nigga email me on some extra random shit?

why is this lacyd?

Anonymous said...

why is brandy just plain ugly but she's almost pretty?

why is 504 on point with usher?

why is lil mama almost pretty too? (that child is a beastly looking kid to me).

why i still don't know how to post?

Anonymous said...

why merill lynch going down the shit-hole?

why my whole firm going wild rite now?

why i feel like the nigga in the movie Wall Street?

why none of you have seen that classic movie?

why im'a be losing my hair soon from this stress?

why was this mr o dot?

Anonymous said...

ps, why lacydizzle think im'a call her lac-dizzle?

why is that funny to me?

why ima still call her lacydizzle?

why?

mr o dot

Jay Midnyte said...

Why Lil Mama, amy whinehouse, tyra banks, missy elliot, rocsi, aint make yall list of uglies?

Why Chilli is fine but nobody talk bout her?

Why Free still got it?

Why Biggie cracked me up on his Nasty Boy song?

Why I would put my money on Mayweather against 50 Cent?

Why people watch wrestling on PPV?!

Why Michael Jordan just be chillin in the wilderness and shit prolly, when he aint in court?

Why I hope the cop catch a attitude when he come to the car so I can give him dat slicktalk lol?

Why Ciara is fine but not that fine in her own lil way?

Why Beyonce is the most overrated female in the game??

Why Cam'ron career over?

Why Eminem needs to come back 4real 4real?

Why I wonder what it would be like if Pac Big n Pun were around?

and Malcolm X and MLK??

Why you kno u in the hood if there's a MLK blvd/ave or whateva by you?

Why that was by me?

Why college is overrated?

Why am i agreeing with 504 on why i see white chicks with big asses & black chicks with flat asses more now than 10 years ago ?

Why do I wonder why? lol

Anonymous said...

why o'dot don't like lac dizzle?

why i hope he loose his hair because he don't like lac dizzle?

why i didn't think of all the people jay mentioned on my almost ugly list?

why am i like extra bad?

why i need jesus ASAP?

why on judgement day are the people behind me in line gonna get restless and mad because I'm in front of God for so long like a person who bought the whole grocery store and paying with coupons?

why imma be actin like i didn't do any of that when God ask me about some of my dirty?

why people wait until they pay to start looking through their coupons?

why I see a person on food stamps using coupons?

why i feel like if big pun were still alive, he'd be dead tomorrow, cause of death the same.

why i feel like if pac were still alive he'd be an islamic minister?

why i feel like if big were still alive he WOULD NOT be signed to bad boy?

why i feel like him and diddy would have had beef by now?

why is my sense of humor wicked?

504 said...

why no dot comes in here talking bout why we never saw such n such movie when he never asked ?

why if he ask i'd have to tell his ass no ?

why midnite storm come up in here having me cracking de hell up ?

why i would also like to know why people watch wrestling on ppv ?

why lil mama & lil bow wow was seperated at birth but don't nobody know if they both was suppose to be boys or they both was suppose to be girls ?

why lacy's cheap ass trying to cash a dollar check ?

why i can see the cashier at the bank talking bout, damn baby, if you need a dollar that bad, i'll give you one, in fact nah brotha man here have two, cause 2 dollars mean a snack to me but it MUST mean a big deal to you! (refer to mr. wendel by arrested development for further thoughts)

why bone thug lacy gon wanna fight somebody if they did that to her ?

why nobody can't tell me where gangsta boo is ?

why nobody can't tell me where chico debarge is ?

why nobody can't wang chung tonight ?

why sybil didn't want to be made over, maybe she'll be somewhere today ?

why i agree beyonce is the most overrated female in the universe ?

why folks gotta feed into her hype ?

why you can't trust a big butt & a smile ? soon you won't be trusting anybody since everybody getting booty implants especially BLACK CHICKS WTF ? can you trust a big butt & a frown or a flat butt & a smile ?

why can't nobody tell me where timex went ? i heard some rumors, they surrounding me everyday.

why can't nobody tell me where ready for the world is ? oh sheila must have them niggas locked in the basement for putting her on blast like that .

why can't nobody tell me where full force is ? i know their existence wasn't all in my mind.

why i know everybody over 25 should understand this mess i'm talking bout ?

why niggas don't pimp themselves ? there's some 300 lbs hotties waiting to get some good dick.

why can't nobody tell me why iesha was giving up the puddy for a letter & some candy ? at 10 y/o !?

Anonymous said...

why chrissy aint why in over an hour?

why 504 aint why in over an hour?

why they don't understand we gotta beat 100 posts?

why i need to get back to work because my lunch break has been over for like 45 minutes now?

lacyd

Anonymous said...

why i am mad j-nyte ain't even address me and here i thought we had a little repertoire(sp check) flirt thing going

why of all the people you could say career was over you had to say cameron who's career was over a loooooooooooooooooooong time ago

why imma say chibgy career over but apparently he don't even care cause he still show up to functions and shit

why bobble talking bout she uncomfortable like she really @ my crib on a hot summer's day and i refuse to turn the air on but because it's free beer and liquor flowing she gon stay till she just can't tolerate in no mo'

why odizzle came throo here talking bout merril lynch and i thought it was lacd

why i laughed so damn hard cause i was like i KNOW lacd dsaid she work for the state and some asian lady work with her that poots on a regular basis

why that then in turn throo me back to her lil ass running into an open file cabinet and playing that shit off like it ain't hurt

why i bet after that fight she had with the file cabinet she took her ass home and rubbed some alcohol on her sore ass head and took some advil for the pain

Anonymous said...

why can't nobody tell me where ready for the world is ? oh sheila must have them niggas locked in the basement for putting her on blast like that .
^^^^ why imma gon and do my ways on ready for the world cause i got all the video channels and they video was on the other day

why them niggas was a bunch of sissys with curls

why people still jammed they shit like they wasn't listening to some how you doing brothers

why in that oh sheila video the lead singer was making eyes @ the camera like a got damn fool

why alexander o'neal was doing the same shit in some video but i can't remember the name of the song yall need to youtube ole alex tho

why he look like a crackhead

where freddie jackson @

why i am willing to bet he is "married" to the lead singer in ready for the world

why that damn noise they made in girl tonight kills me cause they sound like some ho's bout to bust a good ass nut

why i am mad than a mutha bobble gon talk bout iesah giving up the puddy for a note and candy lmmfao

why in that video they was playing nintendo and my daughter was like what is that????

why i tell her girl that is ole school b4 damn me wii's and xboxes and shit cause you only got two games that came with it super mario and duck hunt

why i know i took yall back with that one

why we used yo play sega genesis mortal kombat till we was falling asleep on the damn game

why that was my shit back in the day cause me and my cousins would be on that shit after school, on weekends after church whenever beating ass and waiting on that shit to say FINISH HIM!!!!

Anonymous said...

why dotty come up in here talkin bout real life issues?

why i like dotty for him now?

why 504 stuck in the before times like a white dudes who won't give up a mullet?

why she can't just move forward and embrace soulja boy?

why if we all got together in person she'd be tellin dotty and bam bam "you don't know nuttin bout that there younggun".

why i'm hatin bc i made the age limitation by 2 years and only full force stood out to me?

why was i obsessed with the names latoya and aiesha when i was a kid?

but why did i really want to be named latoya?

why was 2 out of 4 black females named keisha who were born between 1979 and 1985?

why did i make up that stat but it sounds real because i said "2 out of 4".

why do i now feel like all those 1 out of 10 or 1 out of 4 numbers that people put out can now be fake because it's easy to say that kind of stuff. Who's going to investigate to see if it's real or not?

why are people obsessed with anti bactireal shit?

why have i lived to see 27 and grew up with out anti bactireal shit?

why do people fall for advertisement?

why do i ALWAYS fall for advertisement?

why if the world were so dirty, were our parents and grandparents able to survive?

why i got way more why's?

Anonymous said...

why lacd only know full force

why all i know full force for his they role in them house parties, no clue what they music career consisted of

why i agree that antibacterial shit is stoopid cause the world was clen b4 ppl made that shit

why i love that usher song, jacked beat and all

why i got mo whys too but imma be right back after these brief messages

Jay Midnyte said...

Why chrissy didn't notice I addressed her when I was talking bout the cops?

Why a cop ask me if i'm employed and if i'm not, what do i do?

Why that cop got the mean quick sarcastic feedback? lol

Why cops don't never show up on time if you live in certain areas?

Why Lil wayne made the most controversial homo comment in hip-hop history when he proclaimed "DAMN RIGHT, I KISS MY DADDY!!" on his song?

Why if I had a son and that song came on outta nowhere, I would have alot of explaining to do?

Why weezy go platinum on every album but still ain't got his business game up?

Why lacyd fighting file cabinets on a regular basis?

Why Chrissy prolly shield her son from Lil Wayne?

Why we used to try extra hard to do a FATALITY b4 cheat codes got popular?

504 said...

why my b/f too had no clue full force was a r & b group ?

why that nigga thought they were rappers or something ?

why he only 4 months younger than me so he should know better ?

why i do tell everybody (in real life) that they don't know nothin bout that & that was b4 their time ?

why i say that to people older than me too ?

why i be acting like i'm growner than everybody i know ?

why ya'll questioning growner ?

why bobble talking bout alexander o'neal & his making love to the camera eyes ?

why he did that in every video, not just one ?

why can't nobody tell me where his partner in crime sharelle is ?

why they had to be saturday loves instead of saturday & sunday ? damn loving once a week ?

why i got antibacteria everything including antibacterial socks & meatloaf ?

why i wanted my name to be jessica & i wanted my b4 name to be jesse cause i loveded me some uncle jesse from full house ?

why thelma harper always had her knee highs rolled down ?

why i remember wearing my socks like that in junior high school ?

why the dude in high school that embarassed me holla'ed at me thru our high school web site the same friggin day i signed up ?

why i'm sure he doesn't remember his wrong doing ?

Anonymous said...

why i see you said what's up now that you pointed it out j-nyte lol


why you so right bout that trying till we get it j-nyte.. back in the day we had to figure them cheat codes out ourselves wasn't no damn website with the shit on there for us to see lol

why my son is prolly lil wayne's biggest fan

why he know all the words to that one song i bought my 1st key from my baby momma brother i think it's number 5 on tha carter II not sure

why it ain't lacd fighting tham cabinets but her always farting asian co-worker

Anonymous said...

why vinton so gotdamn slow on mama's family

why naomi and vinton's sexual inuendos was disgusting to me

why i am almost positive i spelled inuenndo's wrong

why sharelle and alex somewhere acting like halle and sam jackson in jungle fever

why i hate that damn movie cept for gator

why i love saying MOMMA I SMOKED THE TV like he be saying in the movie

why they had to call they daddy the good revrened doctor???

why i can't spell fa shit

504 said...

lol why is he soo good ?

Anonymous said...

why the man that own the bldg that our office is in show up unnanounced to tour the bldg

why one nosy ass dude who work here and think he know it all be like you can't just let him walk throo here like that

why i laughed ands was like he OWNS the bldg how imma tell him nigga call back and make an appointment

why my boss was up here and agreed

why i thought bout it some more and was like do this fool spect me to jump up and physically stop a muthafucka.......

why yt ppl be wanting you to do shit like you one of them

why i bet if the botox lady was up here she would have stopped the dude

why i ain't bout to do shit xtra and not in my job description

why i barely do that

Jay Midnyte said...

Why he like dat song outta all? I bought my first key from my babymama brother, bought my first key, bought my,bought my first key! thats on the birdman and wayne album Like Father Like Son

Why I sound like a true Weezy fan?

Why I am but he playin himself out?

LOL Why I feel dumb 4 thinking lacyd was fighting cabinets?

why 504 lunchin when she said she got antibacteria everything including antibacterial socks & meatloaf ?

Why I found out how 2 take off word verication on my blog?

Why on South Park they was playing wheel of fortune n the question was, "people that annoy you," and the word on the screen was N_GGERS and the dude got all nervous n finally screamed out NIGGERS!!! right b4 the buzzer, but the word was NAGGERS and the dude was hated 4 da rest of his life, he was called the NIGGER GUY forever?

Why that was the true meaning of a run-on sentence?

Jay Midnyte said...

Whyy i still remember when one of yall said somebody was getting their balls stomped to peanut butter!?

Anonymous said...

why imma gon' and throw a lil twist in here and why the hell outta new jack city and various other black 90 movies

why in new jack city vanessa williams over acted the shit outta her role

why in boyz in the hood them scallywags sitting round talking bout tre @ the bbq was some hot ass messes in training

why in menace to society when that girl call talking bout kane i'm pregnant she got mad when he was like so what you telling me for like she wasn't the damn neighborhood jump off

why his grand daddy was so damn preachy

why that movie mad everybody want a 5.0 with datens on it lmao

why i fell in love with larenz tate sessay ass

why is dead presidents such a damnunderated movie

why damn near all the movies i just named clifton powell was in em

why laurence fishburne was the bidness in boyz in da hood

why in new jack city that old man was so muthafuckin ready to kill nino, lmao

why ashford simpson looked xtra greasy in that movie

where color me badd @ and why i wanna sex u up was the jam

why i bet bobble got they cd

why i got it

Jay Midnyte said...

why yall needa listen to the funny ass skit at the beginning of this song?

Anonymous said...

why i am mad cause i said it was on the carter II,

why i am not playing tho j-nyte bout my son loving that song

why we was in the car with my sister in alw and she was jamming some lil wayne and he was cussing and shit and she was like oh let me turn that down and both my kids was like naw auntie Key turn it back up

why i was embarresed but i knew it was my fault

why i was the one who siad that man's balls was gon get stomped into peanut butter

why i will never eat @ bobble house cause i am not eating her antibacteria, goodtimes dogg food meatloaf

why j-nyte a die hard wheezy fan but don't wanna give that nigga his props

why that song no air with jordin sparks annoy the fuck outta me

504 said...

why i gotta embrace soulja boi ?

why can't embrace the fact that he is talentless ?

504 said...

why i was in love with larenz tate from the start ?

why yes i do have color me badd's cd ?

why that jordin sparks song drives along wiht her other one along with chris beown song with you with you with you with you...ugh shut it !

Anonymous said...

why i can't look for furniture on line in peace cause of these damn phone ringing

why i knew bobble ass would hace color me badd's cd

why i bet she has the following as well

father mc
young mc
run dmc
big daddy kane
mc lyte
montell jordan
adina howard
en vouge
tlc
pebbles
after 7
babyface back in his whip appeal days
keith sweat I WANT HER lmmfao
changing faces
swv
monifah
junior mafia
ugk
mystikal back when he was screamin WHOOMP THERE THEY GON, BAD LIKE MICHAEL YALL AIN'T READY THO
69 BOYZ
SOUL FA REAL
da gap band
toni braxton back when she was talking bout 7 whole days
barkays
ojays

Anonymous said...

why ppl think i run into file cabinets?

why jay don't know i can see everything from a mile away and i shouldn't run into anything except a cloud?

why am i "rankin" on my height?

why is why wednesday retro today?

why is "you got me bent" still effin funny to me?

why was there a hand signal for "word"?

why i can't think of any more retro words besides "fresh"?

why did "tight" replace "fresh"?

why I don't know what replaced "tight"?

why i'm thinkin about randy jackson now?

why I wanna say dawg?

why did i have an unhealthy crush on al b sure?

why and when did I stop likin yellow dudes for chocolate ones?

why do we have cities and counties?

why is LA different and has parishes?

why was i shocked when they started putting area codes in front of numbers like the world was coming to an end?

why i can't stay focused?

why i gotta start packing when i get home because i'm moving?

why do i hate moving so much?

why is this lacyd again?

Anonymous said...

master p

mya

aaliyah

johnny gill

new edition
BBD
will smith and dj jazzy jeff
debarge
janet jackson's control and rhythm nation albums
tennesse
jodeci
silk
shai
h-town
rude boys
levert
gerald levert

Anonymous said...

why lacd been tripping hard as hell today

why my son think every car with rims is "clean"

why i remember when we used to say man "bump that shit" like you blowing shit off

why imma be sitting here now tryna to think of back in the day retro slang thanks lacd

why i hate moving as well

why my momma didn't believe in boxes her ass wanna throw everything in sheets when we moved

why that shit funny than a muthafucka to me now cause she literally would say fuck a box and get a sheet in a min to haul shit

why we didn't have clothes baskets, we had sheets to put the laundry in

why was my whole childhood ghetto but happy

why i ain't no it was ghetto till i got older and realized and was like i'll be damned that's ghetto to use washing powder as dishwashing liquid

Anonymous said...

back to bobble 90's cd collection

tevin cambell
cece penniston
vanilla ice
monica back when she was singing just one of dem days
2 live crew
christopher williwams
al b sure
positive k
humpty and them
kris kross
dr dre
snoop dogg
kenny g

Anonymous said...

bobby brown
ralph tresvant
stephanie mills
tony terry
jade
toni tony tone
brownstone
guy
blackstreet
aaron hall
peabo bryson
keith washington

Anonymous said...

lisa lisa
sheila e
them dudes who sang gangsta lean
xscape
imma stop now, lmao

Jay Midnyte said...

why my momma didn't believe in boxes her ass wanna throw everything in sheets when we moved

TRUE!!

Why people use to say "true dat"?

Why we used to say wuddup joe!

Why I can't eat fried chicken in a restaurant full of white people? "Look at him... he loves it.."

Why i stole that from Chappelle?

Why we used to put antibacterial soap in the washer if we didnt have detergent?

Why I did that in the dishwasher once and it was blowing out soap bubbles?

Why we don't "jone" on nobody no more we "fry" them?

Why in elementary, my class ran through 3 teachers in a week?

Why they try to bribe us 2 be good by giving us a table full of all kinds of snacks but we still was bad?

Why was those the days??

Anonymous said...

why j-nyte was a bad ass lil kid running teachers off and shit

why i am dying offa the damn school bribeing they ass with twinkies, ho ho's cheetos and blowpops and they still tripping

why we never called it "jone" or "fry" we called it "sco'ing"

why my husband the king of "sco'ing" on people

why hubby and his sco'ing got me to ban his ass from all school functions cause he ride on everybody from the parents, to the staff to the kids

why he sco' on his own kids

why he sco' on me

why i sco' back

why i am so glad i wasn't a damn teacher to j-nyte lil bad ass

why i bet ya momma stayed @ the school when you was a kid

why my momma stayed @ the school throo my brother's 8th grade year

why she still bring that shit up

why he wasn't even that bad tho he just did regular teenage boy shit

Anonymous said...

"chrissy snow said...
Why my tall ass couldn't fit in the back seat?
^^^^ why i am DONE offa that

why i think me and lacD got the same damn thoughts when it come to cops

why i say fuck em till i need em

why my son go up to a cop if he see one and be asking them shit like is taht gun real

why it just dawned on me that cops be in our neighborhood alot standing all in the damn grocery stores and shit not normal

why one time, lmmfao some damn mexican couple got into across the street from our crib hubby nosy like a gotdamn old lady so he cut the damn lights off on the porch and sat out there and watched they ass

why the lady set her man car on fire

why hubby nosy ass call the cops to tell them there was a car burning across the street

why the cops came like 2 hrs later knocking on the door talking bout yall called us

why i answered and was like that was damn 2 hrs ago the damn car charred to pieces now why i then in turn ask him why it take so long

why he said they have more important matters

why i laughed so hard i snorted and said so a burning car is where on yall list of shit to do on the night shift

why he said ma'am i am just following....BAM i slammed the damn door in his bitch ass face....

the end"


omg...funniest why of all time

Mr O Dot

Anonymous said...

why is "lacD" actually a real enzyme for lactose?

why i know that from my pre-Med days?

why all that information i learned is now useless, cuz im in a completely different field?

Anonymous said...

why i am glad dizzle ain't become somebody's doctor

why i think he would be one of the doctors that would tell you some dumb shit like take some tylenol for the pain and come back in the morning and ya leg is broke with ya femur sticking out

why i bet that is why dizzle gave up on pre-med cause he knew he wasn't gon have the dedication needed to do that shit

why i bet his ass would be in his office with the door closed on theses blogs while his nurses ran his pratice

why is it called a practice

why i don't want a muthafucka practicing on me i want an experienced doctor

504 said...

OKAY, BOBBLE WANTS TO PLAY SO HERE YA GO......
NOTE : DNL MEANS DOWNLOADED, OK?
father mc/HELL NO, DIDN'T REALLY LIKE HIM TOO MUCH
young mc/NO BUT DNL BUST A MOVE
run dmc/NO BUT DNL A BUNCH
big daddy kane/ NO ONLY LIKE SMOOTH OPERATOR DNL
mc lyte/NO DNL CHA CHA & A COUPLE OTHERS
montell jordan/ NO DNL 2 SONGS
adina howard/NO DNL FREAK LIKE ME (RECENTLY)
en vouge/YES GOT THE FIRST 2 & DNL SOME SONGS FROM AFTER
tlc/HELL YEAH GOT THE 1ST 3..LOVE THEM
pebbles/LOL GOT THE 2ND ONE WITH ALWAYS & DNL SOME FROM THE 1ST
after 7/ HELL YEAH GOT 2
babyface back in his whip appeal days /HELL YEAH I GOT ONLY THAT & DNL COOL IN YOU & NEVER KEEPING SECRETS
keith sweat I WANT HER lmmfao/HELL I GOT THAT ONE & THE ONE WITH MAKE YOU SWEAT
changing faces/HELL YEAH FOOLING AROUND WAS MY EFF'IN SHIT !
swv/THE 1ST ONE & DNL CAN WE GET FREAKY
monifah/YES THE 1ST 1 CAUSE I LOVE I WANT YOU PLUS I DNL TOUCH ME & DID A PERFORMANCE OFF THAT SONG LOL
junior mafia/UHHH NO BUT IT'S GET MONEY IS ON A VARIOUS ARTIST CD I GOT
ugk/UHHH NO...
mystikal back when he was screamin WHOOMP THERE THEY GON, BAD LIKE MICHAEL YALL AIN'T READY THO/GOT DAMN RIGHT, THAT'S WHEN HE WAS ROLLIN' !!!!REFER TO THAT WHOLE CD ABOUT HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW
69 BOYZ/LOL I JUST BOUGHT THAT SHIT ! ON AMAZON FOR 1.99 +SHIPPING
SOUL FA REAL/NO BUT I JUST DNL 2 SONGS
da gap band/UHHH NO BUT I DO JAM WHEN MY MOMMA PLAY THEIR ALBUMS, DON'T PLAY
toni braxton back when she was talking bout 7 whole days/YES BUT MOST OF HER SONGS ON THERE BORE ME. I DNL MAKING ME HIGH & I LOVE ME SOME HIM
barkays/UHHHH NO....I CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE SONG IS IT'S BLURRY TO ME RIGHT NOW
ojays/NO NOT A BIG FAN OF THEIRS
master p/NOT A WHOLE CD..I GOT A COUPLE OF FREE PROMO'S SINGLES

mya/NO DNL 2 SONGS

aaliyah/YES THE 2ND ONE & DNL A FEW OTHERS

johnny gill/NO BUT I DNL SEVERAL INCLUDING THERE YOU GO ! SEXY ASS SONG

new edition/I HAVE THE ONE THEY CAME OUT WITH "HIT ME OFF" IN '96 BUT I DAMN NEAR DNL EVERY SONG EXISTED BY THEM
BBD/MUTHA EFF'IN RIGHT !!!!!!!! NUFF SAID
will smith and dj jazzy jeff/ NO BUT I DNL A FEW SONGS
debarge/ NO & HAVEN'T DNL ANYTHING YET BUT THNX BOBBLE
janet jackson's control and rhythm nation albums/ I HAD THE CONTROL CASSETTE I STOLE FROM MY MOMMA CAUSE SHE DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT (I DNL THE ONES I LIKE) & YES I HAVE RHYTHM NATION & 24 PLAY & MANY SINGLES & DNL'S
tennesse/LOL ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT ? YES I GOT THAT ONE I LIKE 'EVERYDAY PEOPLE"
jodeci/ THE 1ST ONE
silk/1 & 2 & DNL OTHERS SONGS 'WE'RE CALLIN YOU"
shai/DNL 3 SONGS
h-town/LOL NO, STILL ON THE FENCE ABOUT DNL THEM
rude boys/ YES ! I LOVEDEDED "WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU FACE"
levert/DNL A FEW OF THEIR SONGS
gerald levert/NO I NOTHING FROM HIM BY HIMSELF
back to bobble 90's cd collection

tevin cambell/YES THE ONE WITH SHHHHHH & DNL MANY OTHER SONGS
cece penniston/ YEP 1 & 2
vanilla ice/LOL NO BUT I DNL ICE ICE BABY (I THINK)
monica back when she was singing just one of dem days/ BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT I COULDN'T STAND THAT LIL HEFFA, I ONLY LIKE "LIKE THIS, LIKE THAT" FROM THAT ALBUM & I DNL IT & A COUPLE FROM HER NEXT ALBUM
2 live crew/ AWWW HELL YOU CAUGHT ME....I LOVE BOOTY SHAKING SHIT BUT I JUST BOUGHT THE EDIT GREATEST HIT CAUSE THE EXPLICT ONE IS A LIL TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH (I HAVE MOST OF THEM)
christopher williwams/ NO & DAMMIT I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD ANYTHING, THNX BOBBLE
al b sure/ 1 & 2 YEP !
positive k/ LOL HE ONLY HAD ONE SONG RIGHT ? I ONO BUT NO, I WILL DNL I GOT A MAN, THNX...I MIGHT HAVE ALREADY
humpty and them/YEP DIGITAL UNDERGROUND...YOU SO STOOOOPID TALKIN BOUT HUMPTY & THEM
kris kross/ I GOT THE THUGGED OUT ONE WITH TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT BUT I DNL "WARM IT UP KRIS" LOL
dr dre/YES THE CHRONIC & I GOT NWA NIGGAZ 4 LIFE & I GOT DNL OLD SHIT LIKE GANGSTA GANGSTA, BOYZ IN THE HOOD, DOPEMAN, ETC
snoop dogg/ YEP, DOGGYSTYLE & DNL A FEW OTHER SONGS I LIKE
kenny g/HELL 2 DE NO !


lisa lisa/ I HAD THE TAPE BUT I DNL SEVERAL SONGS BY HER & FULL FORCE
sheila e/ NO BUT I DNL A FEW SONGS
them dudes who sang gangsta lean/LOL I DIDN'T LIKE THAT SONG WHEN IT CAME OUT BUT I DNL IT
xscape/I HAVE A FEW SINGLES BUT I DNL A FEW OTHERS
imma stop now, lmao
DON'T STOP! GET IT GET IT....YOU'RE GIVING ME A FEW IDEAS LOL....
NOTE: OUT OF ALL THOSE CD'S MENTIONED, I PROLLY BOUGHT LESS THAN 5 OF THEM. MOST OF THEM WERE GIVEN TO ME BY MY AUNT'S EX HUBBY CAUSE HE HAD ABOUT 500+ CD'S & HE DIDN'T WANT THEM BUT MY OTHER NOSEY ASS AUNT HEARD ABOUT THEM & WANTED TO BRING HER FUNKY ASS OVER & CHOOSE SOME CD'S TEW....HEFFA, SHE TOOK SOME I WANTED SO I PURPOSELY TOOK ALL THE PRINCE CD'S CAUSE SHE TRULY ADORE PRINCE LOL

504 said...

HOW I MISSED THESE ?

bobby brown/YES THE DON'T BE CRUEL ONE
ralph tresvant/NO I DNL A FEW
stephanie mills /YES BUT I CAN'T FIND IT..THE ONE WITH HOME
tony terry / YEP
jade / HELL YEAH !!! 1 & 2 THEY WERE MAH GIRLS !
toni tony tone / EFF'ING RIGHT, I GOT A FEW
brownstone/ HELL YEAH 1 & 2..THEM TOO
guy/ I HAD THE TAPE BUT DNL SEVERAL FROM DIFFERENT CD'S
blackstreet/ YEAH THE ONE WITH DON'T LEAVE ME GIRL
aaron hall/ YEAH WITH DON'T BE AFRAID (WHY THAT SONG SOUNDS LIKE DATE RAPE ?)
peabo bryson/ UH NO !
keith washington/ NO DNL KISSING YOU (I THINK)

504 said...

why dj midnite said those were the days like he's on all in the family or something ?

why bobble got me dying off the no practicing on em shit ?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao bobble KILLING ME why she talking bout that aaron hall song sound like date rape????? imma come back in here and clown some more but i gotta get me a morning pepsi first....

Anonymous said...

lmmfao i am mad cause this heifer KNEW every last damn group or singer i named

and bobble shhhhhhhhhhh by tevin campbell was my song but why it didn't suit his ass???? he talking bout shhhhhhhhhhhh break it down i don't want nobody else to hear the sounds and i didn't know @ the time tevin was a possible fruit, but when i got older i was like WHAT????? who gave that sing to him to sing and why???? lol

504 said...

why im'ma hafta agree with you bobble ?

now that i'm older, i think he was talking about a dude lol....shhhh break it down, i don't want nobody else to hear the sound...come on, a real nigga want to have to hollering at the top of your lungs lol

Anonymous said...

ahhahhahhahh lmmfao that fruit tart meant every word he was saying in the song, he was just talking bout his boyfriend tony terry....

504 said...

LOL EWWWW

Anonymous said...

Why I missed the Wednesday posts?

Why are there so many?

Why am I posting on Friday?

Why I am so happy that this fucktard co worker is going on vacation next week?

Why is that same one asking me about if his check came? Get Direct Deposit like the rest of us!

Why my ex had to remind me who Quentin Richardson was (LMAO) before I go to this party tomorrow to blog?

Why does my grandmother like that Grey Goose?

this sh!t better work..lmao