Chrissy i can't believe that heffa Snow isn't in today OR tomorrow so you guys only get half of the ditzyness for the next couple days, but i'm sure we'll manage. I know yall know what today is so how bout we get to it? Today we won't have a topic, i think i like it better when it's random.
Why do they make 2 and 3 bedroom house's with only one bathroom?
Why every time you are IN the one bathroom someone wants to knock on the door saying hurry up cause they wanna use the bathroom now?
Why do I wake up hungry?
Why is Sweet N' Sour chicken never sweet AND sour?
Why Rachel Ray stay making me laugh.? YUM-O!
Why she got more booty than some black chicks i know? (no homo disclaimer)
Why in the "I'MMA SOON START RIDING MY BIKE TO WORK" hell is gas so damn much?
Why i can't find bout three duffle bags full of money? (small bills though)
Why i think Lotto is a scam, but still play it?
Why am I going to stop watching Law and Order after tonight cause the cute cop is leaving?
Why am i starting to get semi addicted to Twitter?
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Why i think i'mma be why'n by myself?
Why i think today is gonna go by really slow?
Why i think i need to go look for some breakfast?
Why isn't breakfast pronounced break fast?
why you act like i'm not gonna why with ya ?
why i woke up hungry too ?
why my house has one bathroom ?
why i'm the one who banging on the door when my b/f is in there ?
why he always calls me from the bathroom while at work ?
why i think it's cause i'm the shit ?
why are funyuns soooo good ?
why is it not freestyle friday yet ?
why i wanted to stay in my bed sooo bad ?
why is this weekend dragging ?
why is a vagina referred to as a camel toe but they never call a camel's toe a vagina ?
why my new dumb ass neighbor let's her dog out every evening only to have to yell at the bitch to come back from down the street ?
why i wanna tell her ass to put that eff'er on a leash or leave his/her ass inside cause it was quiet b4 your ghetto mouth ass moved here ?
why people gotta be soo eff'in loud ?
why i wanna burn down that house ?
why i rather the other neighbor's teenager's playing b-ball outside cause at least they didn't cause a ruckus ?
why bobble not a work today ?
why that shoulda been me ?
why i feel like going to disney world ?
Why Chrissy scared and that's why she really not here?
Why she know I'll git in huh A$$ like a bike wit no seat?
Why she so simple after all these years?
Why Obama didn't win like I told him tew?
Why Tracy McGrady only see the 2nd round from the comfort of his home?
Why Chris Paul gonna win the MVP instead of Kobe?
Why the only reason I'm on here is to stay awake long enough so that I don't get caught sleepin on the job?
Why do boogers exist and where do they come from?
Why is fatback grease-say?
Why ppl walk up on ya cubicle after you just dropped a Bomb-A$$-Fart?
Why when you try to leave the area they continue to carry on with the conversation?
Why I just disclosed that I farted?
Why Yes? I did fart M'Lady. Me Bloked a fart straight from the heart now gimme a pound.
Why Chris Paul gonna win the MVP instead of Kobe
^^ why i think you right?
why is chris paul movin up on my cutie list?
why Patent got poppa in front of his name?
why i can see him telling his clients to call him poppa or daddy?
why is that so funny to me?
why obama didn't listen to punk ass patent ?
why does the sun rise & set ?
why do fools fall in love, then out then start slashing tires & burning clothes & playing on phones & stalking & crying & begging & slicing & dicing & popping caps & popping collars ?
why punk ass patent gotta tell us about his fartscapades ?
why the gums on dentures gotta be sooooo pink ?
Why clients do call me Daddy and Papi?
Why that always boost my Ego?
Why I feel as though I owe it tew them to go longer and deeper, just because they did it without me asking 'em?
Why they always got a nickname for me?
Why I'm bout to leave and go str8 Tibet?
Why I wanna ride my new bike (think Tour De France) through neighborhoods and play the Ice Cream truck song?
Why I'm out, like yesterday?
why they got a country named turkey and a country named Hungary but no country named Gravy?
why am i wondering if they eat turkey in Turkey?
why am i also wondering if they stay hungry in hungary?
why i get the sudden urge to lay on 950 tc sheets? LOL
why bammy's random why's is soo comical ?
why flav always say dramatical ?
why they gonna add that to the dictionary ?
why i bought a bike last year & still haven't rode it ?
why my b/f is working outta town & calls me 6 minutes after i wake up (remember i'm hungry by this time) & goes to describe everything he ate this morning ?
why i was pissed cause he's talking about 2 eggs, a waffle, a sticky cinniman roll, a banana nut muffin, 2 glasses of orange juice, a glass of apple juice ?
why i remember all that ?
why i can go for a healthy breakfast like that ?
why can't i make things i want appear ?
why i would like some waffles too ?
why i'm still scared at what that damn twitter could be ?
why i don't wanna find out ?
why it sounds like a perverted monster ?
why 504 got me even more hungry?
why i just had a flashback to all the good breakfast i had when i was in the D.R?
why i wanna go back just for the food?
LMAO!!! why 504 think twitter is a monster?
why it kinda do have a scary name?
why when i think of twittering i think of big ass bugs flapping their wings?
why i just remembered that movie the mist?
why i din't like the ending?
why i'll settle for shoney's ?
why i didn't see the mist ?
why i don't wanna see it now cause bammy didn't like the ending ?
why i knew what the ending of it was gonna be b4 it ended?
why i want some french toast?
why i also want a krispy kreme do'-nut?
why it ain't time to go home yet?
you guys are hilarious
why do i feel i should be whying too
why you need to be about it & get to whying ?
why this post ain't here to be sitting here all pretty ?
why we wanna laugh too ?
LOL
why thank you F&F
and
why yes you should be whying..lol
why bammy keeps posting at the same time as me ?
why i think i wanna get back in to photography?
why chrissy gone be mad she missed this?
why i don't think i'mma do any work today even tho i got some to do?
why i want a fresh fruit platter?
why i can already taste the Kiwi in my mouth?
why someone just lost 50 ucks on the floor and we don't know who?
LOL 504
why i think we psychic or physco? lol
or psychotic like i used to say when i was younger lol...i meant to say psychic
lol, yea that too
why i feel like posting the reasons the forums are soooo boring now ?
why cause necole started blogging all over the net & only comes in every solar eclipse ?
why cause cabeeesa (issmh) got a promotion & only comes in every holiday ?
why cause that debil of a thread was created & those fools fighting over $500 that doesn't exist ?
why cause ricky & lucy had beef with lacy & dsl ?
why cause the debil of a thread survived the beef ?
why cause ricky & lucy disappeared from the forum never to be heard of again ?
why cause some people who used to post from the beginning haven't been seen since prolly feb ?
why cause we had another beef between lacy & dalia ?
why cause that debil of a thread survived yet another beef ?
why cause dalia packed up her possum & bounced ?
why cause even punk ass p been sah-lacking on his nonsense, damn tell me about yo clients, yes ?
why cause i guess we ran outta fresh ideas ?
why does this sadden me ?
why i think it's mostly cause we ran outta ideas
why i also think more people should come in (there's like 300 members but @ the most only 7 to 8 MAX be on @ one time)
why i'm sad about it too?
why was it SOOO fun in the begin'n?
why i don't know if it will ever get back to that.
why i think you're right ?
Why I reminisce bout the forums too?
Why Patent had the sex boards poppin?
Why Necole prolly gave up on the boards for the same reason as us?
Why nothing happened today to write on the blog?
Why I'm not tryna be creative just cause these celebrities ain't doing nothin stupid today?
Why if I ate 2 eggs, a waffle, a sticky cinniman roll, a banana nut muffin, 2 glasses of orange juice, a glass of apple juice, I would give up the ghost and go to heaven happy like shit?
why is jay talking bout give up the ghost so funny to me ??
why it makes me think of that immature & bone song ?
why i still want do'-nut from Krispy Kreme?
why i went on mind of marcus and he was talking bout hamburger helper?
why i got a craving for that now?
why i think i need to be a professional taster of foods?
why i think that would be one of the most perfect jobs for me?
why i still haven't done any work yet..lol it's sad
why i am almost certain the lakers are gonna win the finals (please let them get there, please)
why am i starting to get hyper?
why if gas really starts to go up anymore than it is, i feel like i'mma lose alot of weight?
why ain't no good movies out? (not that i would drive the long distance to see it..gas is $5.03)
why y'all in here wilin' early this mornin'
why i feel like hangin up on every call that comes through my line
why can't i find me a sexi daddy to kick it with
why if i even got with one i would think he was a dog anyways
why are some niccas so simple
why my BD mad at me like i was the one cheatin n trippin all the time
why i'm at the point where i don't even give a shyt about his sorry azz anymore
why i want Trina CD like so bad
why did i just go on a rant about my BD
why i missed dayum Miss Rap supreme
why in the FUKK did my bap azz cousin call me and spoil the shyt for me
why don't y'all watch BAD GIRLS CLUB
why patent a mofo lie if he think i'se scared
why i been sleep till NOW
why that's awesome to me
why i can't wiat till freestyle friday cause imma get in poppa p ass like that swat he talking bout
why jerry springer even still on
why am i lmmfao bout rachael ray big ass
why i wish she wouldn't talk, evoo, and yum-o irks the hell outta me
why j-nyte don't know that the only resaon p had them sex boards popping was cause he was making most of that shit up
why i bet his ass was in there talking all kinda i put it down them clients be begging blah blah blah dick em down bullshit
why a nigga that talk all that junk prolly can't do shit
why i am so glad i got my ass out my comfy bed to come and read this shit cause yall tripping, a damn country called gravy bmama?????
why bad girls club still on???
why my hubby left the fucking trash in here this morning and now my whole house stinks
why imma cuss his ass out via voicemail
why i am not cooking cause he never do shit
why i thim imma just say to hell with all of it, and live under a bridge
lmmfao why am i still sleepy cause i done counted by 5 typos in my last 3 posts
why i gotta wake up so i can go get fly
why my eyebrows so damn thick and need to be plucked like a mug
why it took me like 5 mins to realize lady k was talking bout her baby daddy when she was saying BD
why she need to be glad she just got a BD and not a SAH=simple ass husband, or sorry ass husband or sleeping alone ass husband.....
LOL chrissy!LOL!!
why i'm jealous chrissy was sleeping all this time while the rest of us folks were working?
why i HATE when the garbage smells up the whole house?
why i can't wait for freestyle friday either?
Yaaay my favorite blog post!
Why are these celebrities breaking up this week (Swizz Beats, Star Jones, Kanye)?
Why did my co worker come in at 10:30 AM twice this week? He know he's supposed to be at work at 9!
Why I gave him shade?
Why do I think he's on crack?
Why is it 77 degrees out right now and these women are wearing flip flops to work with chipped toenail polish?
LMAO
why Chrissy late az hell
why she braggin she was in her confy azz bed, while i'm sittin here at work n my back is hurtin
why i want a tempur pedic bed
why i iain't mad at cha Chrissy for not knowin what BD stand for
why this nicca can't pay me on TIME
why am i still hungry and i just ate
why i feel like why'n some more?
why i was actually working for the last hour (on and off)
why i don't know what thee hell i'mma post 2morrow?
why my stupid arse computer @ home got a virus?
why i know it's gone cost a grip to get that ish fixed?
why i been listen'n to the same songs all day?
why this day went by kinda sorta fast?
why i feel a headche coming on?
why that's all i got?
why am i back to why?
why i feel like talking to myself, yes i'm that bored
why i'm so happy that theres only 30 minutes b4 it's time to go
why i was so bored earlier i was balance'n a pen between my nose and mouth?
why i feel like dance'n but HATE the club scene
why you always leave smelling like black n' mild or ganja?
why the clubs always got that one guy that won't leave you alone?
why i think i got an idea for a post 2morrow?
why think we gone have alot of fun on friday?
why i gotta make this friday ex-stra good cause next friday i won't be here?
why i just finished telling the b/f the day is going by kinda fast ?
why i think bammy is haunting me ?
why i need to slap the flapjacks outta bobble for bragging about her comfy couch ?
why i bet she'll let you eat on her couch unlike some punk asses ?
LOL 504...you know what they say about great minds..
why you should do a throwback thursday bammy if you can't come up with anything else ?
why i feel too legit to quit ?
why i'mma get in my comfy bed when i get home ?
why i realize bobble said comfy bed & not comfy couch ?
why i eff'ed that up ?
why i feel like 'oh well' ?
why i thought about doing a throwback thursday?
why you like the silent patna in 2DB?
why i wish i could go home and go to bed
why i don't think i'mma get to sleep till late tonight?
why i feel like calling in 2morrow but i won't cause i'mma be off for a few days week after next
why you always getting off days ?
why i feel like ya'll hype man ?
why ya'll can call me seasoned gee ? (flavor flav get it?)
why i can go to sleep anytime any day any night ?
lol
why i had to take these days off cause i going to see Kanye!!!
why i can so see you being the hype wo-man?
LMAo @ seasoned gee
why i too can go to sleep anytime, and just about anywhere
^^^why y'all finna leave me
why am i here until 8pm every night
why them chicken wraps from Wendys was BUSSIN
why do females think it's cute to call themselves a "BUSS IT BABY"
Why Plies got them thinkin it's a good thing
why it sound like a code name niccas call freaks
why my job got the best ice..the really tiny kind...lmao
why i'm mad because i'm not satisfied with my description of ice
why the other night i was at the mall with my cousin who has OCD and this bish started straight'nin all the make up at MAC
why do females continue to strip when they ain't makin no money
why i had a chicken wrap from wendy's today Kali?
why it was so good i ALMOST went back and got another one?
why you's works so late...lol just playing
why's about that time for me to g-o
GONE!
Why everyone leaving early but me? I work from 9-6!!!!
Why I wanna play hooky from work to enjoy the nice weather?
Why am I going through Blogxilla withdrawals??
Why I'm so happy that they turned off the webcams at my job??? YESSSS!!
why Bam tryna be like me with the chicken wraps..lol
why i work late because i work 11am-8pm
why i'm glad i can sleep late..haha
why u ain't gonna see this til the mornin
why Xillaman still locked up
why i think his azz done did somethin he ain't have no bidness doin
why yo job got webcamz? LOL
why i'm with lady K & wanna know what de hell kinda job have webcams ? hmmmmmmmm
why i still think "twitter" is a scarey yet dirty word
@ 504 and Kaliente, yes they have webcams because they want to see who is working or not and what traffic they have coming into the stores. Actually a gay guy instigated it, being that the webcams were in the stores and he told the owner to put one in the back of the store (the office where I work).
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