Why do I feel so crappy today?
Why is it storming outside and i'm stuck in this office stead of my bed?
Why when it's raining you only feel like doing two things? ( i know yall know what they are)
Why I got one of the worse stress headaches ever?
Why if this was Saturday at this same time I'd be in Hot Lanta already?
Why it ain't Saturday yet?
Why i bought a pack of Now N' Laters and can't put them down?
Why this is the start of Chrissy's why's
Why gas so damn high
Why i sympathize with bammy and her feeling crappy
Why I bought that Zicam and feel brand new
Why I wanna know what goes down between Janet Jackson and JD lil ass during relations
Why Jimi Hendrix got a sex tape
Why i wanna know if one of Jimi's homies was going throo his attic and was like oh here is a tape let me pop it in my old ass beta machine and see what is on it, well looka here it's Jimi getting his freak on, i can make me a lil paper offa this here..... hello Vivid, i just wonder is that how it went down.....lmao
224 comments:
why do ppl call and hang up
why does that piss me off so damn bad
why cinnamon sugar donuts so dang good.....
why new kids on the block making a comeback, and all of the members are in they 40's maybe late 30's for some of em but fa real, that's some bullshit
why i don't feel like being here?
why mariah carey and nick cannon don't compute?
why is Brisk Iced tea so damn good?
why this seem so much like the "wonder" post from yesterday?
why chrissy aint answer when I called so I hung up?
why I been waiting all morning for ya'll to post something and this the best I get?
Why I gotta work for a living and I can't find anyone to pay me just for looking good and smelling good?
Why I got 300 hours worth of music on my computer?
Why I gotta search my own computer to find what I wanna listen too?
Why I needa go 2 a lil boosie show?
Why I DON'T know what Bam wanna do when it's raining outside? sleep eat?
Why gas come up in these why's everyweek? lol
why onan need to quit b4 he get his ass kicked, lmao talking bout this is like the i wonder post, well duhhhhh negro the name of our blog is 2 Ditzy Broads, we ditzy, we do repetitive shit, cause that is what ditzy people do, hence the name 2 Ditzy Broads....
why i am reading the deposition and them text messages from the mayor of detroit and that girlfriend of his and i am ROLLING them fools talking like a bunch of damn love sick ass teenagers, specially her clingy ass it makes for good reading material tho.....
why i KNOW they ass gots to be sick with embaressement right now cause the whole dang world can read they popcorn love bullshit.....
why i am hoping j-nyte playing when he say he really don't know what bammy wanna do when it's raining lol
why DO gas come up every week in the why post, ummmmmmm prolly cause it is ridiculously high.......
why anybody wanna go to a lil boosie show, all t hat damn screaming and shit......lol headache waiting to happen
lmao i keep coming back......
why i ain't answer when onan called cause i was busy washing syrup offa my ass.....
Why am I feeling like crap but I don't have any sick leave left so I have to come to work anyway?
Why am I glad I'm leaving early for a dr's appointment but I'm mad about losing the hours?
Why Chrissy gotta wash the syrup off her ass instead of hubby getting it off the old fashioned way???
why i was washing off the after effects onan
and why you going to the dr cause you got syrup poisoning from licking a bunch of "thick" girls clean, wasn't no syrup left on they ass
why would I be on here with you fools if I had a bunch of "thick" girls to lick clean?
why I know that if Chrissy can't go to the video store cause of her kids, then she dang sure can't get her syrup on with the hubby if them bad ass kids are around!? :D
why that's a good ass question onan, maybe you needed a break from licking????
why my bad ass kids go to bed @ 9:00 which leaves plenty of time for licking syrup, whipped cream, honey, strawberry suace, caramel syrup, fudge, starburts, mike ikes lemon heads, ice cream, krispy creme donuts, butter, or what have you offa me,
Why Jay so evil? LOL YOU KNOW!
Why i saw that Lil Boosie clip Jay, them ghetto girls was @ the front signing every word!
Why i don't even check for lil Boosie like that
Why Onan don't know that there is a difference between why's and i wonder?
Why my headache is slowly but surely going away? YIPPIE
why i am glad bammy headache is leaving so we can why with each other cause onan killing me lol
why i don't check for lil boosie either
why i'se bored as hell
and why i still have no clue how old onan is cause he never answered my question from yesterday...
why i'm hungry?
why i'm kinda bored but not really (if that makes sense)
why i feel like doing another post but don't know
why i'm still sleepy
why i agree we need to think up a new XTRA post to do so we can keep our readers, mainly onan, interested.....lmao
Why was I laughing so hard at the Khia Lollipop remix?
Why is she still being talked about LOL?
Why did this dumb ass co worker show my other coworker a brown pair and a pink pair of sunglasses yesterday and asked him which one was gunmetal?
Why I can't wait to go to this club next Friday to see Erykah Badu?
Why do I get the feeling that she might end up showing up at 2AM?
Why do I still like that youtube clip of her so much, talking about being butt naked with glitter and a beeper?
why i tripped out of that damn lollipop shit khia put out
why her ass tried to sing and sounded like a cat with cancer
why erykah do seem like the type to show up @ 2 supposed to be there @ 11, have yall waiting and shit, she get there and say some deep ass peace love fight the power shit and yall forget all bout it and start jamming like a mug to her songs......
Why Chrissy so interested in my age?
Why do I think its because she's scared I'm jail bait and she will get in trouble for telling me about all the different substances she has coated her ass with?
Why would I kill myself slowly if I ever had the desire to go to a Lil Boosie show?
Why am I hungry (or hungary as Khia would say) like Bammy but I have no idea what I want to eat?
Why do I think Chrissy is just about to offer me something to eat???
why i was bout to do some why's bout something else but onan's why's stopped me in my tracks
why i am just nosy playboy i ain't worried bout tou being too young fa shit, lol i am thinking you prolly older than me, and if ya ain't, then call chris hansen and dem.....
why i am with you onan bout killing myself slowly if i ever wanted to attend a show with lil boosie.....i WILL jam his cd's tho...
why yes onan i can offer you plenty of things to eat
appitizer: thick girl coated in your choice of house dressing, syrup, maple or regular, strawberry sauce, honey glaze, whipped cream
salad: thick girl, covered with fresh fruits honeydew melon, canteloupe, grapes, kiwi, watermelon, peach and apple slices, and your choice of cherry or apple glaze
main course: thick girl ready and willing to do whatever you tell her to do.....
total:2 billion with a 10% tip......
i mean since you so into thick chicks with phat asses onan, i think it's only fair i offer you some good choices right......
why ya'll need to cut that shit out right now cause i'm in the mugga fugga building ?
why it feels good to be a gangsta ?
why i'm hungry but only have less than half a can of ravioli ?
why when you get money, you hafta spend money ?
why i need to freeze my skrawberries ?
why i think ya'll can give a rat's ass about that ?
why do the chicks that get offended about people using the phrase "good hair" are the light skinned chicks with the "good hair" ?
why are most american chicks with dreads, light skinned chicks ?
why i'd have some fiyah ass dreads if i want them cause my hair so nappy ?
why i'm going to see stevie wonder friday @ the jazz fest but it 'pose to rain on my parade ?
why that sux monkey nuts ?
why i wanna dick n balls set for my b-day ?
Why am I the thick chick man all of a sudden?
Why do I feel good about the fact that I have never purchased a Lil Boosie CD or track?
Why haven't I watched one complete game of the NBA playoffs?
Why my man Gary Dourdan from CSI have to go out like that??
Why was I hoping that he and the white lady would get busy before he left the show?
Why am I attracted to Marg Helgenberger?
Why have white chicks been looking good to me lately?
Why am I still asking you guys why?
why you got so many questions for us ?
why you act like we miss cleo or somebody ?
why i forgot it's why wed, so i take all that back ?
why this man just dropped something off & he smells like fresh water fish ?
why i need to spray my office ?
why i can't wait to have my own office again so i can pick n choose who are allowed ?
why i'mma have a "bathe daily" checklist for possible enterees ?
why i'm hungry like a wolf ?
why we talk about hunger & gas prices everyday ?
Why 504 got me thinking about Duran Duran?
Why was Duran Duran the hottest thing back in the day?
Why was I the only black dude that listened to Duran Duran?
Why this got me thinking of Phil Collins?
why I love this site so much....
why is the comment section better than the posts....
why I wish you would tell me more about the syrup and sauces so I can keep my husband away from SKANKS...
lol why jacelyn got me laughing ?
why onan think he's the only black man who listened to duran duran ?
why i had 2 of them who listened to them ?
why the 80's rocked major ass ?
why i tried but can't shake them ?
why i made a cd with over 140 80's songs but de white folks ?
why that shit is jamming ?
why i haven't finished listening to it yet ?
why you getting funky on me ?
why am I serious about the sauce?
why I had to bust his damn head over his chickens constantly leaving notes on his truck?
why he had to buy a new front window because it mysterously got broken?
why does it feel good to confess that I DID IT....
why is this the only thing that I have to talk about?
why I need a football player in my life...
why do the chicks that get offended about people using the phrase "good hair" are the light skinned chicks with the "good hair" ?
^^^^^ lmmfao why that's me, I HATE THAT SHIT what the fuck is good hair????? just cause my shit happen to lay down don't make it good, it makes it permed dark and lovely is the best......
why i also hate when people be wanting to tell me i ain't all the way black, bobble know what it is, my hubby got one mo time and i swear we fighting....if i ain't black then what the fuck am i???? confused???? lmao
why onan ignoring my attempts @ flirting with him and my obvious signs that i want his attention...
why i don't care tho
why i am mad that everybody and they momma watch CSI or Law and Order cept me....
why yall talking bout Duran Duran and Phil Collins like yall would pay 250.00 a ticket to see they ass in concert
why i would pay that to see george michael
why WHAM break up
why all this talk of 1980's bands got me thinking bout boy geroge
Why 504 aint sharing that 80's cd wit a brotha?
Why sometimes I think me and 504 grew up about the same time?
Why Jacelyn aint read the "I wonder" comments for more info on the syrup and sauces?
why i am oficially DEAD over jacelyn lmmfao
why i am glad she like me and bammy site
why jacelyn gansta breaking windows and shit
why imma tell you to ask onan bout them sauces and shit cause he the expert lmao
why i beleive bobble bout her men loving duran duran
why hubby know every got damn song that guns and roses ever made
why he got all they cd's
why i got an old ass hip hop cd bobble that we been jamming lately and it's a song on there that i have no clue who rapping it but imma give ya the hook real quick....cause yo ass would know
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH SALLY (WHISTLE) THAT GIRL lmao the damn base in that song sounds good in my car, i been jamming the hell out that song.....
Why onan needs to hush up?
Why I have Boy George's greatest hits and I want to play it right now....
Why the attorney across the hall from me is fine as hell and wants to take me to lunch?
Why I would bore the hell out of him with stories about my husband?
Why do I feel like no other man can walk in his stanky shoes?
why you need to run fast ass hell away from you ole man & his chickens ?
why i'm sure you can do better than that ?
why i'm not bailing yo ass outta jail cause i needs mah money ?
why i think you gonna cut somebody if you don't run ?
why i'm acting like i know you like you're my lil sis or something ?
why do you need a football playa ?
why they ain't no different but if that's your cup of beans, do the damn thing ?
why i hafta mention 1-mo-gen that i'm not bailing you outta jail lol ?
why is these why's for jacleyn ?
Why I am going to look over the I Wonder post about the sauces and pleasure myself?
why I want to kick my sister-in-laws ass for trying to set my husband up?
why am I not above beatin the hell out of her?
why my mother told me to take the "high road" " be the bigger person" and I HUNG UP ON HER...
why I wish I could have cussed my mother out but I am afraid of her?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH SALLY (WHISTLE) THAT GIRL lmao the damn base in that song sounds good in my car, i been jamming the hell out that song.....
^^^^
why you playing ?
why that's one of the last songs on my old skool cd ?
why i gotta look at the cd i have to see who that is ?
why i can just google that shit ? lol
why i just did & it's the "gucci crew" ?
why i think they did the "cabbage patch" song ?
why bobble prolly don't know that song ?
why i know damn well bammy don't know it with her infant ass ?
why i luh them tho ?
why i won't hold that against them ?
why i'mma keep on jamming off my dusty must'cds anyway ?
why i would go to lunch with the attorney if it were me
why i wouldn't do shit cept look cute and eat all the food i and not mention my hubby
why i am lmmfao right now seeing my hubby catch me out to lunch with a damn attorney and having a gotdamn coniption fit with his ghetto ass.....
why he would prolly act like martin in that episode where he wanted to get gina back so he took billy dee willimas advice and had on a damn suit acting all smooth only hubby would e the opposite showing up to the damn restaurant in his work clothes all dusty like james evans talking bout what the fuck yall doing?????
why i hope that make jacelyn laugh and forget bout her troubles for a milisecond....
Why b!tches aint sh!t but Hoes and tricks?
Why can't they be lawyers or Crips?
Why the Rockets prolonging their demise?
Why I just found out I got a GILF (Granny I Love to Fcuk)?
Why she a GeeMaw at 41?
Why that put things in perspective for me?
Why I like older women way more than the younger ones?
Why women in they 30s are more hornier?
Why my 50 year old client bout to get married and wanna send me pics via text messages? (yeah, she Sexy tew)
Why I have a new fetish of having sex in Open Houses?
Why does the idea of some random couple walkin in on us gets my adrenaline flowing?
Why I'm lookin on the internet for new subdivisions so I can 'Initiate' some more homes?
Why have I forgot about the job I applied for last week?
Why Rev. Wright can't fall the Fcuk back?
Why he gotta cramp my boy Obama the Bamma's style?
why i luv bobble wikipedia ass when it come to old school songs cause i knew her ass would know
why the gucci crew need to make a comeback cause fa real that's my shit.....whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooo ooo sally (whistle) that girl make me wanna jam that shit now....
why bobble right, what cabbage patch song
why i think jacelyn really is a gangsta tho
why if i hung up on my momma her ass would drive 2 hours just to come and slap my ass...
why my boy know he done walked skraight into a damn ambush set up with them why's
bobble you ready????
why i knew you was gonna say something about "what cabbage patch song" ?
why it's the song that came out introducing the dance ?
why i KNOW yo ass better know the dance ?
why that was just what i needed...
why am I suppose to be editing a brief but I on her with yall and loving it????
why am I going to see Tyler Perry's play marriage counseling tomorrow and can't wait?
why I bought a new pair of shoes that opened toed but did not get a pedicure?
why i know you gonna come at him with this abusing the elderly slew of questions ?
why is that so funny to me ?
why i don't know if slew is a real word ?
why i think i made it up ?
why i don't think jacelyn read my why's directed to her ?
why is p effing somebody granny
why am i disgusted and amused @ the same time
why p like older chicks verses younger chicks cause older chicks are cheaper to care for
why pretell do you ask....imma tell ya
older chicks don't want to go to a club where it's long lines, a cover charge and loud music all they want to do is take off they dr scholls pumps, relax they feets in some epsom salt, watch mama's family, eat dinner, more than likely anything pureed (sp) and go to bed by 6:00 in the evening
i got more tho p......just wait....
why I heard you and thank you very much...
why p sexing an old chick in an open house would make a great youtube video
why i laughed like a damn hyena when i answered the phone just now into some fools ear cause i was thinking bout some 50 yr old chick bout to get married sending provactive picks to p, it's too much wrong with that shit right there for me even to begin......
1st off what her ass posing in, a girdle and some support hose
2nd is she leaning provactively over her walker and smiling showing all her dentures
3rd can we send her pics to hustler, GRANNY'S EDITION...
and yes bobble i know the dance, but the wop was always my shit......
Why I'm still the beneficiary on Chrissy's momma's will?
Why they put pics on the walls of people having a great time in Open Houses?
Why do they put fake food in the refrigerators?
Why them beds are the bidness?
Why the ceiling fans don't always work (cuz a ni99uh be sweating w/o no AC)
Why I be lookin for some'n to wipe my brow and gotta use my shirt?
Why I know I need to bring a face towel for my next Open House Initiation?
Why older women just wanna spend time instead of money? That's what it's all about!!
Why I don't give a Fcuk what Chrissy and 504 think about my older clients?
Why they wish I was around 10 years ago when they 'needed' me?
why i ain't even hungy anymore cause p done killed my appitite got me laughing so hard
why imma have to make myself eat my lunch so it wont go to waste
why i say you're welcome jaceyln & hope for the best for you ?
why i'mma get back to clowning ?
why i can't stop laughing at bobble clowning p ?
why p think he still has time to get in these ole bitties' will ?
why p a muthafucking lie bout me whishing he was around 10 yrs ago, cause i am like you i likes em old and broke down, using walkers to get to the bathroom....
why my momma said you are no longer the beneficiary cause you want someone even older than her
why she said she got numbers to the assited living facilities in your neck of da woods
why I wish I was a geriatric right now so P can smack it????
why I would let him put the video on youtube with my face blacked out???
why am I suddenly turned on....gross
Why my 50 year old is a size 4 and works out on the daily and takes vitamins?
Why when I used to give her a massage it would lead to back aches and soreness which would lead to more massages? (there's a cycle in the madness)
Why her daughters would flirt with me when she would leave the house?
Why I think they was tryna test me?
Why she gotta daughter my age but never gave a Fcuk?
Why I think she want me one last time before she get married?
Why I'm gonna miss them desserts she made? Devil's food cake, Peach cobbler, Apple pies...
Why I'ma go to the wedding with a fake wedding ban so I can recruit more clients?
Why when a man have on a wedding band, females flirt harder?
Why when I tell them I wear it in her memory they wanna console me?
Why that just reminded of Wedding Cake?
Why older women just wanna spend time instead of money? That's what it's all about!!
^^^^^ why p steady giving me ammunition to clown his ass
why i be that you right p bout them older chicks spending time amd not money, cause them heifers been round since mick jagger was a baby and they done been all round the world, flew on the 1st jet, ate @ the first restaurant, bought the first gucci bag, prolly even owned that rare ass diamond from the bottom of that ship in titanic, so why they need you to spend money on them????
Why I don't give a Fcuk what Chrissy and 504 think about my older clients?
Why they wish I was around 10 years ago when they 'needed' me?
^^^
why that makes no sense since your older than me ?
why 10 years ago, my age would appalled you, instead now it just grossed you out ?
why i feel the need to give you advice on sexing your antique clients ?
why you shouldn't try to run your fingers thru their hair ? chances are, it's a wig.
why you should let her do all the work ? only she would know when her hip is about to give out.
why you should start buying jean nate' & ben gay & mixing them together & spraying it round your house cause them "clients" are gonna smell like that every day so get used to it now.
why you should stay away from buying her polly grip for gifts, you'd want those dentures out for special occasions.
why is there more to come?
why am i lost like a roach in a clean house?
why am i scared of my back lash from being MIA?
why patent bringing his hate for my rockets over here (take that shit back over yonda - and where is baltimore's team???????)
why i think he prolly obsessed with my rockets secretly?
why is onan 97, and chrissy would have to buy him depends and viagra for christmas?
why i aint seen 504 in some decades?
why am I tired as hell right now?
why am i mad at ALL man kind right now?
why do I wake up mad at the world mostly on why wednesday's?
why i need at least 2 more freinds on myspace so I can feel complete?
why flav have to kick the twin off?
why she was like the only chick out of all three seasons who actually liked his grimlin ass?
why am i obsessed with VH1 shows?
why is this lacyd?
why is onan here?
why he don't know I come here to get away from his kind?
why him and patent hate on my rockets and expect me to love them? I loath you both!!!!! (until you love my rockets, or at least act like it)
why chrissy gone get on my ass for being gone a hot minute!!!!!?????
Why my 50 year old is a size 4 and works out on the daily and takes vitamins?
^^^^ see, lmmfao steady giving me bullets for my gun
why she prolly a size 4 cause the older you get you shrink?????
why her ass BETTER take vitamins to keep her calcium levels right so she won't get osteoporosis
why you gon have to get more people on her ass working out cause if she do anything to strenous she would pass out or break a hip
why i read half lac dizzle shit before i realized it was her and didn't even finish cause i wanna get in here and ask her DA HELL YOU BEEN?????
Why do I feel like a 'Trophy' when older chics introduce me to their friends?
Why do I always say 'Ma'am' when I answer any questions?
Why older women have the attitude like 'I don't give a Fcuk!' and really mean it?
Why Chrissy wish she was the momma and that I would visit her at the retirement home to pull her teef out before she gave me head? (like her moms dew)
Why Chrissy gonna be a granny at 45?
Why she gonna think back on this day and say 'Damn!!! I'm a GILF!!!!'
Why is that SOOOOO Fcukin funny to me that Chrissy gonna be a GILF in about 12 years?
why punk ass p needs to stop cause i could go on all day ?
why this nigga got me cracking de hell up off these aesop's fables ?
why punk ass p is cocchie whipped off this old broad ?
why she used him like a funky piano & left him starnded like ole yeller ?
Why when Chrissy and 504 reach they 40s and 50s they gonna think they still Sessay?
Why they think in they heads right nah "I KNOW I'M GONNA BE SESSAY"?
Why would you hate on an older person knowing yo' A$$ is bound to reach that age?
Why when you look at your moms in they 40s and 50s they don't look it?
Why when Chrissy and 504 think about they moms they can see them as bein one of my Clients?
Why did that statement make me LOL?
Why they know it's trew tew?
Why when they reach that age they gonna still want the D!ck and will have the attitude my clients have now?
Why KARMA is gonna be a big factor when they reach the age of my clients?
Why is THAT?
why i have no idea where I've been. A little bit here, a little bit there.
why i can't find entertainment anywhere right now?
why you need to check yo email chrissy and be on the look out for my BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!??
why is this lacyd again?
dayum...y'all ridin out today...LOL
why is it so hard to find some good D(pipe)???? plz tell me why????
why isn't it Friday
why am i so excited to be boo'd up this weekend?
why BD always flirtin with me
why he talkin bout he chillin right no and he ain't f'in nobody
why do he think i give a shyt
why did he ask me "who u f'n"
why did i buss out laughin on his azz
why is this nicca all up in my biz....
why his ho/ex slut called playin on my phone
why i made her azz feel small as he!! and she ain't called back since
why can't she realize i'm a grown azz woman and i got niccaz, i ain't stuntin BD...atall!!!!
why ol' boy might get his dreadz pulled out Sat night...lol
why i hope he can put it DOWN
why am i so horn-ay
why y'all in her with like 50 something comments???? LOL
why p right i prolly will be a granny in 12 yrs cause my oldest would be 22 by then BUT why imma bout to clown
why it ain't gon matter if i am a granny in 12 yrs, i will be 39, and MARRIED still, not looking for a young ass cat to be my junior suga daddy sending naked pics to fools who don't even really want me cause he call all his ho's clients.....that, will never be me....
why i forgot to mention that p's chick be baking all them desserts like she an old slave hand catering a big dinner for the plantation next door talking bout
i'se gots to get these de-serrts out into that dining area fo' massa have my hide, gon now and take that cobbler in there, to them hongry peoples.....
why Chrissy don't like lil boosie
why was i listening to plies n rick ross this morning, and i started dancin liek a stripper
why i was supposed to be gettin ready for work
why have i danced on a pole at a bar while Plies "YOU" was playin
why that shyt was fun
why nobody was really in there
why was i sooooooo twisted
why have i always had a fantasy of being a dancer
why has my fantasy been fulfilled...lol
why wasn't i excited when the Dj made it rain on my azz
why did i make more money than hoz make in one night takin off their clothes
why i gotta remind y'all that barely NOBODy was in there because i fell y'all giving me the side eye like LADY K OFF GLASS...lol
why i wanna know how old granny geraldine's finances (fiance' refer to house party 3) is ?
why p really sound like he's in love ?
why that nigga gonna go to the wedding & say "i object !, she loves me, not yew ! come on gram gram (his pet name fo her) who colors your grays when yew need a touch up ? who reads the paper for you once yew became senile ? who tell yew who your grandkids are when you can't remember who de hell they are ? who plucks those gray hairs off your chin ? who warm your milk & change your depends when you have an "accident" ? who get your 45 albums transferred to cd's so you can listen to your fav bing crosby & shirley temple tunes ? who scrub your dentures after you get my kids stuck inbetween the teefs ? who gas up your hoovaround for a night out on the town when we go play bingo ? who loves yew more than anything baby ?
why p get mad @ us cause he like chicks with health issues
why it's whatever's clever boo, date them old chicks
why i wanna know what the real reason is behind you dating grannies
why i bet a 22 yr old hot college student broke yo old ass heart when you saw some dude driving the nissan sentra you bought her, and it was tinted with rims on it and ole boy was jamming i luv yo' girl by the dream
why when you asked her bout it she prolly was like p i thought i told you we wasn't exclusive
why you then walked out her doem room like ben stiller in something bout marry crying and carrying on and flung the engagment ring you had for her in the trash can
why you came back to that dorm, broke the window of that sentra, hot wired that car and drove it back home it's still in ya 3 car garage to this day for one of ya 25 yr old stepkids to inherit once you marry they momma
LMAO @ "Why i saw that Lil Boosie clip Jay, them ghetto girls was @ the front signing every word!"
TELL ME WHY i be jiggin off that BOOSIE shyt....Boosie be ridin...juss like Webbie..."TWO RED BONES KISSIN IN THE BACKSEAT"
why DO i think Y'all think i am SOOOOOOOO HOOD
why am i hood, BUT i'm not a ghetto footdragga
why do i want some DRANK(alc)...lol
why i went into a cardia arrest and had a mild stroke like one of p's clients when i read bobbles last tirade on p
why imma do like lac d said and stay tuned to my e-mail
why i was like how the hell lady k make money, if it was only her and the dj in the club, lmao
why i think Lady k a bad bitch and got that song as her ringtone
why i think she one of them chicks who wear stiletto's to church
why i need to tell bobble that i was on myspace last night saw ya pic up and i looooooooooooooooooved them green and white shoes you had on, wear you get em so i can copy that style and floss it here in another state
okay why when i originally posted the comments was at 52...now they at like 70 something
why p is prolly crying cause we're clownin him & his OLD lady ?
why yes, p, i will be sessay as hell when i'm 50 & ain't a damn thing you'd be able to do about it ?
why i won't be scoping for the youngsters, but then again i dunno ?
why my mom is a hottie & she's 53 ?
why my b/f thinks she's a goddess ?
why i think he don't wanna get rid of me cause he think i'mma look like her when i get her age & he already thinks i'm a trophy
why p thinking he's a trophy cause old ladies introduce him to their friends is a big deal ?
why if they had a broke ass lil john ot a broke ass 30 y/o flav or biz markie on their arms, they'd introduce him to their friends cause to old ladies, he's a young piece of meat...not cause your hot ! lol
why the thought of you thinking they think your hot is soooo eff'in funny to me ?
why i just remembered to tell lady k that we got this porno and it's a chick on there doing a dude with dreads right, it's comical as hell cause they doing all kinda dumb ass shit, he blowing smoke from a blunt all in her ass and shit, anyway, they start to screwing right, she on top, and she pull them damn dreads like she riding a horse, ahhahhahhahhahhahh she kept on pulling em, and the dude was like leaning his head towards her pull i am guessing cause it hurt, yall know how when ya momma used to comb ya hair she'd pull ya head a certain way well that is how she was doing, tell me why she pull that dudes dreads so hard he scream?????? lmmfao she was like oh yeah daddy blah blah blah and getting ready to explode and her last tug i guess he couldn't take it that big grwon ass dude said aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just thought i'd share.....
why I'm back from lunch and it's cold as hell in Chicago right now?
why I am lmao at yall's comments to P???
Why bobble got me crying?
Why I wanna say 'me that's who' to all them whys she was asking?
Why younger broads aint got they minds right and average 6 Credit cards that are maxed out?
Why do you need a Limited, NY & Co., Lord and Taylor, Macys, JCPenny, Victoria Secret, Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy and Mastercard maxed out to where you only payin the minimum?
Why young broads gotta by a new outfit everytime they go out?
Why when I go over a young broads house I can see where she spends all her money cuz she got all the closets full of clothes and shoes?
Why when we go out, I gotta pay everytime?
Why they got kids and I gotta wait till they daddy come and get 'em?
Why they into all that Sh!t it takes to look good, when natural is what I really like?
Why they don't believe me when I say 'You don't have to go threw all that when you round me'?
Why they feel the need to go outta they way to impress me?
Why that's the reason older women have the attitude like 'I dont give a FcUk?
Why I think yaw can relate, cuz yaw younger?
Why is THAT?
why chrissy better where a size 5 1/2 if she wants a pair like my green shoes ?
why i have small feet so i usually shop at a site called cinderellaof boston.com which is for cutie patooties like me with lil feet cause i wear from a 4- 5 1/2 shoe, depending on how it's made.
why the thought of you thinking they think your hot is soooo eff'in funny to me ?
^^^^why i concur
why i am shit outta luck cause i wear a 6.5 or a 7 bobble them shoes was too cute tho....
why imma gon tell p i do relate to the i don't give a fuck shit cause hell i don't, i got a man, the tour ended for me a while back...
why imma tell p all young chicks are not like what you describing
whay imma ask p what he considers to be young cause when he answeres imma prove a point....try to anyway...
Why this post is gonna reach 100 comments by the end of the day?
Why do I think that has never happened?
Why do I think it's cuz of me?
Why I just thought about my dude Sureshot?
Why I know SHOT would kill this thread?
Why I know he would fantasize about Chrissy's body and B-Ma's A$$?
Why I'm thinkin bout goin to St. Louis and visiting my clients down Thurrrrr (St. Louis talk for there)
Why is THAT?
why it wasn't just me and DJ lol it was me n my cousins, and a few other folks in there, but it wasn't THICK in that bish...lol
Why Chrissy got me over here dyin @ her stilletos to church comment...LMAO
why i bet Chrissy thinks I am a hoochie
why am i not...lol
why i do think i'm bad...lol my answer ringtone is Trina "i gotta thang for you" for my BOO and my ringtone is "GON JOC" by hatian fresh f/ lil' boosie........OMG that song be ridin' y'all should check it out!
why am i cool as he!! tho', i am not stuck up
why am i too nice thus....allowing the big boy to enter my life
why i am still being nice but he doesn't understand the signs that i am not into him
why did he say he was gonna come to my job with an AK...then said nah i'm just playn
why that shyt IS NOT funny atall
why i think you need to come again ?
why nigga i don't wear any damn make up but lip gloss if i'm going out ?
why i have about 6 credit cards but all have WHAT zero, yes zero balances ?
why i do have a bunch of shoes in my closet cause i have a problem buying shoes & it is a problem man, i'm gonna get help for it, i will ?
why you think old broads don't go overboard with the clothes & make up ?
why all the old broads i see have all that foundation on their faces & their necks & their poor lil shirt has brown stains around the neck area & they sparay half a bottle of perfume
why i'm the one who doesn't give a eff cause my b/f told me instead of buying all those heels, i need to buy some new sneakers cause i would wear the same dirty ass sneakers WHY cause i didn't give a eff, but i did buy em cause he didn't want to be seen with me with them on & he said he was gonna start wearing dirty wife beaters everywhere we go lol but anyway, nigga you need to stop with the generalizations & just get with the trooof (truth) you love those old ladies cause you wanna get the senior citizen discounts you cheap bassard ! why yes ?
Why when I refer to young broads I'm thinkin early to mid 20's?
Why when they get old enough to get a credit card they go crazy?
Why it takes them to get in their early 30s to realize that that sh!t wasn't worth it?
Why they credit scores are to sh!t?
Why when they wanna buy a house they can't cuz they still owe $25+ on credit cards?
Why they don't know what FICO means?
Why they don't know what they FICO score is?
Why they have kids so they can get some 'extra' money outta they BD?
Why is THAT?
why i miss the hell outta my boo sureshot and imma leave it @ that....
why i don't think lady k a hoochie i just think you'd be dope as hell to chill with, get drunk and act a fool with, wake up on a sunday and go to church wirh our liquor breath and stiletto's on
why p get on my nerves thinking shit gon pop off cause his ass here
why he somewhat right but we still get it popping if you ain't here
why that fat nigga showing up to Lady K job with an AK is a joke if i ever heard one, he can't shoot an AK and eat his mcgriddle @ the same time, lmao so no need to worry Lady K, get you a taser tho just in case.....
Why they prolly think FICO is ya pet doggie P
why you tripping talking bout they have more babies to get more money
why you dating project chicks???? cause they the only ones i know who do that shit
why p be thinking it's all about him ?
why if that nigga came by more often then he'll realize that we broke the 100's b4 in many posts dammit, you better check our history, better yet ask somebody ?
why am i contradicting myself as the pretend silent parter ?
why i better get back in my place & get back to clowning p ?
why shot be popping up like uncle junebug on payday but disappears like he owes us money ?
lmmfao why them ho's gon get them a house regardless of they FICO cause section 8 gon set they ass up in a 4 bedroom 2.5 bath with a pool in the backyard and a game room upstairs with pacman and ms pacman already set up in there
why all lady k needs to do is throw a 100 piece mixed chicken in the corner & that should buy her time til the cops get there, hopefully it'll be within 15 minutes.
lmmfao why them ho's gon get them a house regardless of they FICO cause section 8 gon set they ass up in a 4 bedroom 2.5 bath with a pool in the backyard and a game room upstairs with pacman and ms pacman already set up in there.
^^^^
Why that Sh!t aint cute?
Why that just proved my pernt (see 504 on that word, she knows what it means?
Why I just stole that word cuz 504 been stealin my style for the longest?
Why I'm bout to leave?
Why am I gonna come back to see what number it is?
Why that is the only reason?
Why do I need more people in regards to 504 sayin there are posts with 100+ comments?
Why is THAT?
Why i leave and come back and this comment box can barely hold all us and these comments
Why i still think P is make his clients call him Papi?
Why Thank you jacelyn for dropping by and loving our crib
Why yall so stupid?LOL
why imma break for about 5 min, the amount of time it would take lady k fat friend to eat that 100 piece in the corner wiht 5 sides and 120 biscuits
Why i miss Sureshot too
"why i don't think lady k a hoochie i just think you'd be dope as hell to chill with, get drunk and act a fool with, wake up on a sunday and go to church wirh our liquor breath and stiletto's on "
LMFAO, that's why i said i wish y'all were in FLA!!!!!
and LMAO LMAO LMAO @ "why that fat nigga showing up to Lady K job with an AK is a joke if i ever heard one, he can't shoot an AK and eat his mcgriddle @ the same time, lmao so no need to worry Lady K, get you a taser tho just in case....."
-chile why i was on the phone with this nicca one time at like 11p, almost 12 and this nicca was eating a meal...with a salad..hehe talkin about "lemme get that bacon ranch" chile i was like oh hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeel nah...it is too late for that! then he was like PASS me my water and i was like OKAY...he tryna step his water game up...THEN THIS NICCA talkin bout "pass me a koolaid packet" WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF chile i was like he!! nah i can't do this! straight up...and Nothing against big boys....they just ain't for me, but he wasn't even CUTE..why can't i just say NO! and he talk a mean one that's how i know he green....biy ain't got no AK, ain't never shot an AK....chile boo he soundin like ALgernod (plies)
why bammmy come in all late when folks bout to take a break ?
why p wanna be me ?
why i can see him in the shoe stores looking for green heels ?
"why all lady k needs to do is throw a 100 piece mixed chicken in the corner & that should buy her time til the cops get there, hopefully it'll be within 15 minutes"
LMAO, not 100 pc!!! OMG y'all got me dyin!!!!!
why i thought P was a female?
HEY P!!!!
cause punk ass p wanna be me ! lol
i'm going to lunch
why i can see him in the shoe stores looking for green heels ?
^^^^ why imma kill bobble when she get back cause i was in the process of cussing out a vendor and i read that shit and laughed in his ear
why down south heifers so gutta and ghetto Lady K, i am from Texas, and i am a ghetto, gutta bad girl...but i refuse to fight i will run 1st....
and this my last time saying it i miss sureshot too, prolly more than all yall do, and that is the end of that lol
why me and my cousin was watchin "ghetto fights" on you tube and these two girls were fighting and they were throwin down, i ain't NEVa seen hoz get down liek that....it was funny
why am i hungry again
lmao @ "why down south heifers so gutta and ghetto Lady K, i am from Texas, and i am a ghetto, gutta bad girl...but i refuse to fight i will run 1st...."
i don't like fighting atall...i'm a really quiet person! easy to get along with my last fight was in 2007:) my mentality has changed since i had my son...i be scared i'mma go to jail..lol so i let a lot of things slide. But i ain't no punk hehe
ooooooooh o meant my last fight ws in 2004!!!!!
why i got all these dayum typos....lol
why when i look at "Poppa Patent" name i thought of "Poppa pill", and no i have NEVER popped off
ahhahhahhahh why lady k gon come back and change the years on me talking bout 2004
why i ain't no punk either but i love my face too much to get it cut, sliced, diced, bruised, abused any of that
why them girls be going @ it tho K, i be like wth boxers don't even fight that hard i KNOW them heifers need hospitilization afterwards, i saw this on where the girl just ran up on the other girl and started fucking her up, they fell on the ground and the one getting her ass beat go on top that other girl and slammed her head into the ground over and over, why she get vack uo still fighiting tho....i saw that on world's mos shocking videos on trutv.....
them typos are a mutha K look @ my shit lol
"then he was like PASS me my water and i was like OKAY...he tryna step his water game up...THEN THIS NICCA talkin bout "pass me a koolaid packet" WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF chile i was like he!! nah i can't do this! straight up..."
YO THAT WAS A GOOD LAUGH!! THANK YOU!
why me n K the only Boosie fans in here?
Why Chrissy a closet boosie fan?
Why poppa p don't know this ain't the first post to go over a 100?
why imma why bout my personal life real quick
why hubby call while i was in the breakroom, but didn't leave a voicemail
why he do that and he know i hate that shit
why i call him back and he was like oh i ain't want nothing just calling to see if you felt better so you could give me some
why i hung up on that jackass
why that shit had me laughing like a damn fool tho but i ain't wanna let him know i found it funny
why i bought me a damn gang of new nail polish last weekend and i have used not nan one yet
why my divalicious ass dauther has used all 5 new colors i bought knowing i hate her messing with my polish cause she abuses the shit
why she got more polish than me but insist on using mine
why she never put the tops back on the shit and it dries up and get all cakey and shit
why she spills the polish remover all ovewr the damn place
why she be asking me why i hides my shit
why i bet yall like and who gives a shit
why imma tell all yall wait till you have a girl and she a damn heifer in training you will care then.....
why my son was on punishment for talking smack to his teacher and he 4
why i was like well what the fuck can a 4 yr old say to a teacher to cause drama
why he came and asked his daddy could he play his playsation lmmfao whay his daddy said naw, can you stop talking shit to ms gomez
why i am still laughing offa that shit and it was like 2 days ago
why imma gon and bust my lil boosie fav rhyme for yall...cause yeah imma closet fan of that lil ass rapper with the horrible fade
B-O-O-S-I-E-B-A-D-A-Z-Z that's me
red bones, caramel all of em stop and stare all of em tryna to steal my underwear
WIPE ME DOWN DAMN IT.....that's my shit yall it was once my ringtone
why yall str8 cutting up in here?
why i had this big ol monster burger for lunch that i had to use both my hands for?
why am i sleepier than sleepy from snow white?
why i actuall liked the movie Sweeny Todd?
why it had to much damn signing tho?
and
why yall having so much fun w/o me?? lol
i pull up @ the club vip gas tank on e but all dranks on me....
why foxamillion or whatevre his name is, lil boosie, and webbie put it down with that song.......
why i'm a punk cause my last fight was back in 1976 when i fought my momma to stay in that got damn uterus........i lost :(
why johnny depp could do a remake of singing in the damn rain imma be front row and center cause i wanna marry that man, that is if david ain't avaliable
why i love him on 21 jumpstreet
why i hate majority of his movies but will sit throo em cause hell he jonny effin depp
why his baby momma look filthy and stank like she have no clue deodorant exsists
why her hair look like it need to be dipped in flea bath then washed in turpintine 60 times to get the stank stench out
why he want such a stank looking footdragga when he could have me
why bobble come back in this mutha clowning?????
^^ LMAO ur welcome JAY
Chrissy i agree, them hoz be getting down...i don't fight dirty but you never know what the next bytch thinkin....that's why i stay with my goons...i don't even have beef like that with noone but a bish won't catch me slippin! and why these chicks was fightin at the club here in the bathroom and this bytch done sliced the girls nose off!!!! nah this dumb footdragga has like 3 felonies so you know she finna' do some time and she has a daughter...sad i know cuz my co worker used to go to school with ol' girl. i saw her felonies listed cuz i found her name and went to the jail website...lmao but these chicks down here craz-ay
why bammy does a disapearing act but blames us for having fun?
why ya'll need to let lil boostie sit his lil ass down
wipe me down
why i bet the doctor had to use forceps to get ne-yo big headed ass out his momma uteres
Chrissy know she a boosie fan!!!! BIGGGGG MONEY, I LIKE IT.....eyyyyyy see JAY bout to have me crunk at work...lmao
Chrissy i agree, them hoz be getting down...i don't fight dirty but you never know what the next bytch thinkin....that's why i stay with my goons...i don't even have beef like that with noone but a bish won't catch me slippin! and why these chicks was fightin at the club here in the bathroom and this bytch done sliced the girls nose off!!!! nah this dumb footdragga has like 3 felonies so you know she finna' do some time and she has a daughter...sad i know cuz my co worker used to go to school with ol' girl. i saw her felonies listed cuz i found her name and went to the jail website...lmao but these chicks down here craz-ay
^^^^why this story proves my point bout them southeren ho's they don't play......lmao
why when i get here ain't nobody wanna talk
why i don't think yall lurves me? LOL
why all my brothers friends wanna holla?
why my brother won't let em?
why there's one hell maybe two i'd holla @
why i forgot to mention even some of my brothers friends that aren't male wanna holla?
why i went and played pool with my bro-ham and one of the gay girls had her booty on me?
why i she thought it was funny?
why i thought about punching her in the gut?
why she wasn't even cute
why ugky lesbians wanna holla @ me?
why i can't at least get cute lesbo's
why is that so funny to me?
why i think i need to add no homo?
why wipe me down ?
why i feel llike wilona when she was teasing michael cause he was in love.....peep this....
awww p, you got your nose wide opened !
why i feel like clowning his ass some more cause it seems he was really offended by our clowning him ?
lmao @ "why i'm a punk cause my last fight was back in 1976 when i fought my momma to stay in that got damn uterus........i lost :("
and Chrissy...see i knew it, i knew ya like Boosie...haha
my why's bout a scene from the oscar nominate/winning film Ray
why i always wondered how ray knew if that chicken he was frying was done
why i bet i am the only one that noticed in that chicken fry scene he gave larenz tate aka quincy jones a leg skright out the damn grease
why i wouldn't have ate that shit cause one a blind man cooked it and two it would have been too hot to hold to eat
LMAO @ Bahama always saying "no homo"
why bammy mad about ugly hollering lesbians ?
why i'mma hafta cyber smack her & tell her to leave all that stuff to the rap supremes wannabes ?
why you need to tell yo brother to stop cock blocking the niggas but block the hos ?
why he needs to go sit in the corner & play with his dick n balls set while natural takes its course ?
why i'm sleepy now after eating that burger
why as soon as i get to Atlanta the first place i'm going is either Target or Walmart?
Why the second place is Taco Bell?
Why i have two possible outfits to wear to the concert but don't know which one?
Why i'mma be looking fly as hell in either one?
why Atlanta got so many cute guys?
K@LiENTe said...
lmao @ "why i'm a punk cause my last fight was back in 1976 when i fought my momma to stay in that got damn uterus........i lost :("
and Chrissy...see i knew it, i knew ya like Boosie...haha
April 30, 2008 2:56 PM
^^^^
lady k ....what de hell my fight woith my momma have to do with bobble chrissy liking boostie ? lol
why james wear them same damn tan pants ALL T HE DAMN TIME
why the episode on the other night bobble had florida doing a commercial and her ole righteous ass was like i can't do this commercial and make this 5g's and get us some decent food up in this bitch sides lumpy oatmeal and koolaid cause i'd be lying bout using the product i gotta make the commercial for, and it is 15 percent alcohol so imma decline the commercial and that money so we can keep struggling, and james can come home slamming doors and yelling all the time cause he worked 2 shifts and only made 10.00 bucks and he running over to wilonas on the cool and banging her back out cause she is telling him what he wanna hear, yeah james you the man and florida a fool for keeping yall in this hood, now give me all ya paycheck daddy so i can stay flyer than florida will ever be damn simple ass heifer kill me with that shit yall....
ahahahahahahahaha shut it bobble lol
why Kali laughing @ me, LMAO
why 504 talking bout dick and balls sets?
why brother hang round alot gay chicks
why i told him i can't be hanging round him while he's with them
why i'm still thinking bout all the cute mens in hot lanta?
why i wanna know the outfits bammy got lined up
why i think she gon miss the concert cause she gon be going up and down all the aisle of target
why i would kick it with some lesbo's
why they bet not touch me tho
why imma stop lying cause i get the feeling a group of lesbos would violate me
"why Atlanta got so many cute guys?"
why atlanta got so many down low niccaz???????
Why 504 gettin mad cuz my response to her included a comment to Chriss? LMAO
why nah i see i gotta make a seperate post everytime i comment to 504...lol
why MUST i remind BAHAMA that ATL has so many DL guys....who may like the dyck n balls set 504 was talkn bout
why not get yo brother a dick n balls set for his b-day ?
who may like the dyck n balls set 504 was talkn bout
^^^^ DEAD
HEY 504!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
why i'm finna go to lunch
why i know when i get back y'all gon be at like 200+
lol
why did i just get a call, thus delaying my dayum lunch!!!!
why is he finna holla at my cousin DT?
WHY BOBBLE REFERING TO THE DICK AND BALLS SET LIKE IT'S REAL????? LMMFAO YOU GET A PATENT ON IT BOBBLE IF YA DID I WANT MY MONEY....
lady k, why my deslexic ass didn;t see the "lmao @" part ?
but why i still need my own seperate reply, something to call my own cause being a sibling, i always had to share even when i didn't want to & i used to hafta wear some of my sister's clothes which i'm still growing in to & i was never able to have "seconds" cause somebody else was hungry & my sister was a bully & would steal my snacks so i actually didn't have snacks so i need my own seperate comment...thank you
^^^ I knew it...i got you 504!!!!
why dick n balls set goes on sale for memorial day ?
why i feel like clowning p some more
why i bet p be lost when his 'client' starts talking bout the nicholas brothers and how she went to see them dance b4 they was famous
why his client love telling they dinner guests the story about how she was almost rosa parks
why when she telling the story she stops and tells p, baby, go get my reading glasses so i'se can show our guests them photos from waaaaaaaaay back when i was a pretty lil thang....
why ya'll better grab one while you can....get the dick n balls set :G.I. joe collector with the kung fu grip, comes with you choice of lotions
why dick n balls set goes on sale for memorial day ?
^^^^ why i wish i had never even mentioned dick and balls set lmmfao cause you gon kill me with my own owrds
bobble, why his client be talking about "i was feeding massa's chil'rens when harriet discovered the underground railroad, matter of fact, that's where i had my first kiss after the ribbon cutting ceremony"
just like referring nah !
Why i know atlanta got some dl dudes, but they be the ones that are fine..lol
lmmfao bobble why the only thang his client know how to cook is homemade chicken and dupmlings and when p take her ass out she be saying shit like
what, we's can go throo the front doors now with the white folk??? naw p i don't likes this @ all, i'd be mo' comfortable if we just went throo them doors that dishwasher just went in...
why when she get to the restaurant she start cleaning and serving cause it's second nature to her and she call all white men massa
white man: scuse me miss i am sorry
client:no sir, scuse me massa, i had no right standing here blocking you from doing ya buisness there sir
white man: what????? i am paying for gas is all
client: yes sir you is doing what cah please and i'se in da way imma move round to the back and justr sweep up here
p: ADA, BRING YO OLE SIMPLE SLAVE FOOTDRAGGING ASS ON HERE, I DONE TOLD YOU IT'S 2008 NOT 1768, AND WE ARE FREE DAMN IT....
why i know yall dying offa that shit i just typed cause i damn shole am rolling here....
why i'm bout to play some online chess
why am i getting addicted to chess
why it's kinda fun
why chrissy ain't answer the e-mail i sent her?
why i feel like telling yall about my two outfits?
why it really don't matter casue yall will prolly see it on myspace anyway
why i need a perm like last week but i'm waiting till friday so it can be freshly swingable for the concert?
why i think i'mma get a short haircut soon?
why imma go check my e-mail so i can answer bammy
I USED TO HAVE HOES
WHO TRIFLIN!!!
NOW I GOT PRO'S
WHO DIKIN!!!
AND ITS EXCITING
ITS EXCITING!
lol dat was 4 K
why i'mma bout to roll the eff outta here !!! ???
why i'mma miss ya'll ?
why bobble got my cracking up & i know she gonna continue with p's roots collection ?
peace
Why yaw ni99uhs is clowning me like it aint no tomorrow?
Why I'm cryin right nah, from all the clowning?
Why the same sh!t is gonna be said when yaw reach 40 and 50?
Why it's so nice out today I'm gonna go runnin so women can honk at me?
Why do women scream out the window when a man is running?
Why I gotta work the night shift tomorrow?
Why I want some Apple pies from McD
Why I just got a text to come over after work to 'workout'
Why last time I sweated the sh!t out them sheets
Why sometimes I can go for over an hour and some times I can't
Why she wanna watch the Mist knowing we aint gonna get thru all of it
Why she put her A$$ in my face everytime I get serious into a show
Why she got Dexter Season 1 lined up for me
Why is Dexter my new fave show
Why The Wire is off?
Why I miss Senator Clay Davis sayin
Shhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit?
Why is THAT?
Why I'm out like Yesterday?
Why is THAT?
Why sometimes I can go for over an hour and some times I can't
^^Why sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't?
:-)
Laters 5 to tha 0 to tha 4 and Patent
why bobble and p leaving
why p so damn full of shit with then stories
why he know damn well he can't eff them antique ass broads for no longer than 15 mins or they will die turn into dust, crumble into the shits like a damn mummy and die when they bust a nut
why i have never yelled out a window to a dude jogging
why dudes in my neighbor hood jogging are jogging from the cops
why imma keep clowning p till the breaka dawn
why i am kidding imma clown him till bout 5:30 my time tho cause it's fun and i know he be laughing like a mug @ the shit i say
why p prolly take them old chicks to meet his momma and the old chick be making convo talking bout
momma p i bet you remember back b4 prohibition how easy going the club scene was
why p momma be like DA HELL I DO i wasn't around during them times, then she turn to p and say you know her eggs dried up right so she can't give me no granbabies and if she do produce some they gon look like lil ole people running round my house and i will not babysit old people looking ass kids....
WHy P Poppa..haha actin liek he can put it down
why did i call bacon ranch on lunch?
Why I luv yall n im out...
lmao @ Jacelyn
why did bacon ranch annoy me even more
why am i mad i am calling him bacon ranch
why is my freak behind still thinkin about D
why am i feen'n like a baser for some
omg why am i mad that i used baser in a sentence while referring to myself
Why is is so dayum hot outside
why do i feel like getting on top off my desk and screamin "i quit this bytch" and walk out like a G
why i know i ain't finna do that
why? because i won't get that unemploy
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
why i would add you Lady k but i am @ work and i can't see myspace here
why when i get home i hardly ever get on the pc cause i be dead tired and my man too damn nosy
why i will never drink red bull ever again cause it's gross
why i am hoping K get some from dreads and she pull that nigga hair out lmao
why i could stand on my desk and yell that shit and no one would care
why i need a drink
why imma go home and take my sick ass to bed
why i am tired of getting damn colds from them germ ridden ass kids of mine
why i am sick to muthafucking death of answering this phone
^^ lol it's blocked her at work also
why he said "don't have me wit no bald spot"
why when he said that i was thinkin ooooooooooooh weeeeeeeeeeeee
lmao
why why why
why i have had a crush on dread since like 9th grade,1999
why is that my baby
why i think he bout that shyt
why is he really a sweetie
why we used to talk but he was on some more shyt
why am i sick of these phones also
why i LOL'd at you tom'bout "why i could stand on my desk and yell that shit and no one would care "
why is that f'd up?
why is it just us 2 why'n
why is it always crunk in th AM, but when i come back from lunch everybody be gone
why in 1999 i was already outta school for a year, and a momma
why i even say that shit
why i feel older than them clients p be messing with lmmfao
why i think we should why till the damn cows come home since we the last footdraggaz here
why i love that word
why i use it every chance i get
why i told my husband the apartments where he work full off footdraggaz why he laughed and said what the fuck is a footdragga
why when i told him he was like damn that shit make sense.....
why my damn cran/grape juice is off limits but people still drink it
why i came throo the damn door last night and my hubby homeboy had a damn big ass tall ass ice filled glass full of that shit
why i ask his ole bald headed ass if he knew the rule bout that juice and he said he did know the rule but he was thirsty
why i pointed out all the other shit his ass could have had sides my mofo juice it was big red in there koolaid, water, milk, apple juice OJ, mofo beers, a bottle of boones farm but he had to touch my shit
why hubby called me just now bringing that shit up talking bout the look i had on my face when he put that glass to his mouth to drink was priceless
why i asked that thirsty ass nigga who fixed the drink for him and he said my oldest did
why i go to her ass and say did they have a gun to yo' head telling you to serve him my shit????
why she laughed and said no mommy he asked for that kinda juice and i just poured it
why them fools think i be playing bout my juice lady K.....lmao
LMAO
why am i mad you referred to us as footdraggaz
why i'mma need you not to do that again
lol
why am i picturin a footdragga here at work
why she be walkn roun with some white tube sockz n flip flops
why i be lookn at her like WTF?
why i'm mad because i typed picturin
lol
why I'm dyin over here laughin at you and your new fav word "footdragga"
why earlier when y'all was talkin bout the non knowin FICO score, section 8 tricks......why they footdraggaz?
why do they like havin dirty feet
why do they think it's cute to have a new charger, but they rent be like 10.00 and they in the projects
why they think all dudes wit dreadz n goldz is the biznezz???
why i agree with all said comments K
why it baffles me that ya rent is 32 cents but you stay sitting in the dark
why if my rent was 32 cents and all i had to do was pay all my other bills, i'd pay em and still stay fly
why if my rent was 32 cents i'd pay that shit up for 20 yrs
why i will continue to say footdragga, but i wont refer to us as one
why i wanna know da hell you work heifers wearing socks and sandles draggin thet feet around
why i don't think a dude with dreads is the bidness i likes me a clean ass fade, and a gold is cool with me
LMAO @ you and your juice
why did i buy these bad azz Nicole Ritchie shades for Miami and i think my little cousin stole them because i cannot find them
why they was sittin on the table and now they are gone
why if i find out she stole them i am gonna start whammin on her azz with my braided switch
yes i said braided and yes i be kickin they azz
why is she like 14 so i can get with her
why is she a dayum thief
why should i have to hide MY shyt at my house
why i'm so bad i just may beat her azz just because i think she took em
why i know my son ain't have em cuz he would have brought them too me
why she stole some earrings of mine and gon wear em to school (private school) tom'bout she thought it would be cool
why i MOLLY-WOPPED her azz
why Molly-Wopped means a good azz whippin
why is that gonna be your new fav word
why i can see you tellin your kids to "stop, before i molly-wop your azz"
ok Im back
why I only have one friend on my myspace page...
why I thought I was the shyt????
"why if my rent was 32 cents i'd pay that shit up for 20 yrs "
why i work in a call center...lol
why she be wearin socks cuz her feet be cold...lmao
why have i seen women walkin around w/o no shoes on...
like WTF? come on now
i mean this ain't wallstreet, bot gotdayum this ain't the trap...lmao
why i am gon give lady k a high five for the words she be giving me
why next time i get pissed molly whooped gon come out my mouth some kinda way
why i got a story for yall ass bout some barefeet women
@ my kids school it's a lady a white lady who got bout 4 kids, her youngest her name is amamnda she in my son class, why her ass never, i men never ever wear shoes period point blank i am not joking she be all @ the grocery store, barefoot, all @ the pta meetings, barefoot,
she look like one of them hills have eyes reject type os people, but she super sweet, teeth all rotten and shit look like willie nelson love child ass daughter he don't wanna claim
anyway back to the point, the few times and very treasured times, lmao i get to pick the kids up from school i love cause i get to see em i pick my youngest up 1st, he don't see me standing in the door waiting on him and he right behind that lil girl amanda and her momma is in the class of course barefoot, why my son gon ask amanda, all loud WHY YO' MOMMA NEVER WEAR SHOES, DON'T HER FEET HURT
i died, not cause my son crazy but cause the shit was funny, why amanda momma turn to my son and say my feet are fine baby, i just don;t like shoes, he said oh, okay i think
LMFAO @ Jacelyn
"ok Im back
why I only have one friend on my myspace page...
why I thought I was the shyt????"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmmfao i was like whatr the fuck he mean i think????? shit is confusing my child cause the whole damn world wear shoes but her ass and my son one of them kids who never let shit go, so he kept @ it, asking all t he time me and his daddy and his big sister shit like but why we gotta wear shoes and she don't what she do when it's cold out, what if her foot get ran over by a car blah blah blah, okay last story imma tell bout my bad azz kids i promise yall....
@ jacelyn why i have a few buddies on mypage but i never check it and they clown me for it
why p one of my friends but imma delete his ass cause it's a big ole pic of his ass as soon as i pull my page up and if my hubby saw it he'd be like WHO DA FUCK IS THAT NIGGA....
WHY MY DESK LOOK LIKE A FAT GIRL SIT @ IT WITH ALL THESE CANDY WRAPPERS AND SWEET N LOW PACKETS ALL OVER THE PLACE.....
Why some fugly bald guy sent me a request to be my friend???
Why I feel like this is SOM PREMIUM BULLSHYT???
Why I was the prom queen...damn that's all the love I get?
LMAO @ the bare foot footdragga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
LMAO @ you lovin my words...LOL i can't think of anymore right now
why i'm finna' go smoke me a black n mild
why when i come back i know y'all gon be gone and i'mma be in here whyn til 8pm
AHHAHHAHHAHH why i am dying @ jacelyn saying some fugly bald guy lmmfao
why imma be here for least another hour...
why i KNEW K was my girl cause she hood smoking black and milds like they ciggarettes and shit
why i miss my homegirl who moved back to mississippi and she smoked black and milds like a train
why i think we have had this black and mild conversation b4....
why i love that black and mild smell or that chocolate blunt smell on a man
why hubby stay smelling like blunts yall
why i am thinking that is why i married his ass.....
why if that were the case that's fucked up
why i am tryna to sneek and read this book like a damn slave sneaking to read knowing he ain't suppose to
^^ LMAO @ everything ya azz just typed....that black was SO good...lmao
i can't wait til 8pm so i can fiyah that shyt up again!
hahaha
lmao i myself don't partake of the black and milds but i likes the smell.....
why me and this dyke ass fed-ex lady argue every damn day
why she stay talking shit
why i ask her all the time why she so angy in a field that requires her to be nice
why she say she ain't gotta be shit
why our arguments be over petty ass shit
why she get mad cause her ass have to go to the warehouse to get the big boxes
why i tell her hell it's ya job
lmmfao why our arguments be the damn highlight of the day cause i be fucking with her ole man looking ass on purpose ole man walking ass
why imma tell her ass one day to wear heels
and some frootie lip gloss and to woman her ass up a little ole bitch she need to get served right and her ass wouldn't be so pissed all the time imma hook her up with a man that's what imma do, get some pipe laid in her she will be cool then
i am out K holla @ cha tomm
cryin..............buh bye
why when i get home i better see some friend request or i'mma go postal on all y'all azzez in th AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why am i why'n by myself
why am i sad?
why did i have sooooooo much fun today why'n with y'all?
why is it almost time for me to leave!!!!!
why nobody better call me @ 7:58...
why if they do they will meet my uncle DT?
why?
*Why* are you all a bunch of ignorant fools that don't know the difference betwwen "ditsy chicks" and dumb illierate young women?
Why do you all think "jammin" is singing or humming and thinking of a song you like, when jammin is what muscians do when together, and playing, and just "marathoning" it.
Why?
are you ALL illiterate,ignorant uneducated, and too young to have an opinion jackasses.
^^^Why even bother?
why the fuck am i up @ 5:20
LMAO WHY did anon 3:21 read all of our comments?
Why do i think u are mad because you thought 2 ditzy broads were going to be 2 blond busty bitches...LMAO
Why are you such a hater?
WHY WHY WHY
Why did you think typin that will make us mad
why you should not have even bothered?
WHY do i know your ass is gonna come back to read the comments to see if we acknowledged ur ass
well i did, you got a few seconds of my attention, now Be gone....LMAO Pure comedy i tell ya!
Why we don't give a fuck what a hater gotta' say...LMAO
why am i on a roll with your ass
why u actually got like 1 minute of my time
why your azz still isn't gonna be happy with that
why are you so miserable
LMAO and finally why do i think you are the husband of the woman that doesn't wear any shoes...LOL
Anonymous said...
*Why* are you all a bunch of ignorant fools that don't know the difference betwwen "ditsy chicks" and dumb illierate young women?
Why do you all think "jammin" is singing or humming and thinking of a song you like, when jammin is what muscians do when together, and playing, and just "marathoning" it.
Why?
are you ALL illiterate,ignorant uneducated, and too young to have an opinion jackasses.
May 1, 2008 3:21 AM
^^^^^^^^^WHAT IN HELL'S ANGEL'S
why in the fuck this fool think we care bout jamming on the one
(refer to that episode of the cosboy show when stevie wonder was on there and the whole family went to his studio and made a lil fake ass demo and theo was saying JAMMING ON THE ONE in the background)
why that fools comments bout muscians and what they do make me think of mo betta blues and how spike lee ass got his ass beat
why that then remind me of spike lee charecter in malcom x and how they was perming they hair and shit and they had them loud ass suits on in the beginning of the movie
why spike lee don't do some more acting he pretty good @ it
LOL I'm DYING cuz of how K snapped and Chrissy used that to spinoff into some dumb shit about the Cosby show!
Take that, take that!
check it tho j-nyte then i took that cosby show and spinned it off into a spike lee movie montage....yeah i know it, i am cold as ice.....lmmfao
that hater needs to take the white sheets off his head and repent.
LMAO!!! i swear yall crazy!
what, bammy, something we said.....lol
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