1. ppl smoking blunts and passing them around like ciggarettes
2. everybody @ the party is dressed in jeans, throwbacks, and jordans
3. somebody @ the door taking money, and stuffing it into a damn folgers coffee can
4. all the females in attendance have colored weave, and gold fronts
5. You have to pay for the liquor...but there is only Hen, Rum and Johnny Walker and Carlo Rossi.
6. Ain't no DJ but there is a banging sound system in the back of the host's car.
7. The food @ the party consits of whatever the hell you bring, and that's it
8.At the end of the party guests loading up on leftover food, beer and liquor to take home
9. Fight breaks out over a simple domino game, card game or dice game which leads me to number 10.....
10. If a dice game is even going on, that should let you know, you @ the hoodest of hood parties....
12 years ago
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BMama & Chrissy,
I need to ask y'all something. Can I send you a message through the NB boards or do you want me to email you somewhere else?
lacyd says...
You know you at a hood party if the food is only the meat thrown on the pit and slices of bread, no sides.
You know you at a hood party if the food is fish and it's being fried in a big metal bucket looking thing in the back yard, yet the whole house still smells like fish.
You know you at a hood party if all the dudes are outside smoking and all the ladies are inside talking about how much they can't stand their man who is outside smoking.
You know you at a hood party if it's your first time going and meeting the family and every man in there tries to holla at you even if you went with your boyfriend.
You know you at a hood party if there is any type of kids room and they are NOT allowed to come out until it's time for them to go home.
You know you're about to attend a hood party if the host asks you to contribute for a party that THEY decided to throw with a menu THEY picked out.
You know you at a hood party if it's not at the hosts house, but rather the family member with the biggest house in the family.
I could go on and on. But as you can see, I've attended nothing but hood parties!!!!!
lacyd says...one more thing
you know you're at a hood party if as soon as you get their, they are out of drinks and the party supposedly just started 30 minutes ago, causing you to go to the corner store and buy your own drinks and then when people find out you're going, every one decides they want something from the store. So you're at the store with like a page full of shit that people want and the main thing on the list is more beer. Lil JJ wanted a 40, Uncle Johnny all of a sudden found 5 dollars and wants a six pack but curiously enough didn't have anything to contribute when family members were asked to contribute, and so on and so forth.
And you know you're at a hood party if you can't find a real coke in the ice chest, only Cola by Krogers or something that tastes just like Coke according to the can, but actually tastes something like rootbeer and Dr. pepper.
One more and I'm done, I promise. You know you're at a hood party if the kids have to drink Oak Farms Juice and are not allowed any thing more than a cup full, if they spill it that's on them. And the kids bet not go anywhere near the ice chest, and then the one kid who was brave enough to challenge the ice chest get's his ass challenged by his momma in front of everyone attending. This momma just so happens to be the momma that everyone tries to protect the child from because they "know how she is". So uncle Johnny comes in to try and get the momma off of the brave child who challenged the ice chest but he's too drunk to be sucessful. The the momma who's a little drunk herself get's into it with Uncle Johnny and starts telling all of his business so that Auntie Mae can hear her, creating a whole family fiasco that should go down in history.
why bobble chrissy describing her wedding ?
&
why lacy d never been out the hood ? lol & why we gotta be her therapist by listening to her vent about antie mae & uncle johnny ?
just joking ya'll, or am i ?
lacyd says...(that it'll be a happy day once I figure out how to post here)
504,
I'm sayin tho. All the parties (or at least the memerable ones)I've been to have been guilty of at least one or two, or all of the things described by crissy and myself. I'm actually not a party person, which basically minimizes my point of view. So naw chick, I don't think you're lying!!! (help me cuz IM SO HOOD!!!!!)
why we need to rename lacyd shit and call it if you ever been to a down south hood party, cause alllllllllllllllll that shit she said apply, and why i was dying offa the kids room part lacyd.....so on point bout that shit, lmao
lmmfao damn lacyd done took a sister back with that shit bout them parties i got a story tho to share.....
why when i wa spregnant with my son my hubby cousin one of many btw got out after foin 10 flat right he asked us if we could throw a party for him @ our house we was like yeah cool whatever but we was like who gon pay for everything cause we shole the fuck ain't anyway everybody pitched in, hubby and i had shit loads of beer, liqour, whatever you could think of, and we paid for most of it why come bout 2:00 in the morning hubby pulled a damn martin and told everybody to get the fuck out cause they was acting like some real ass niggas, why his friend in turn say nigga what the hell else are we, he was like naw man fuck dat yall don't know when to leave, yall hoarding shit on the way out making plates and taking all the muthafuckin food ungrateful ass niggas, i mean hubby went the fuck off, shit was funny, he started opening the doors and escorting ppl out handing them they coats and shit, taking beer outta niggas hands that they was tryn leave with.....we ain't had no party since then, not @ our house anyway......
lacyd says...
LOL @ crissy. My son and the kids room never work out though. I learned about the kid room when I attended a couple of parties hosted by a good friend of mine (she invites me to every party their family throws, even if I've never met the person). But he cuts up something terrible. So with that, I've become the momma at the party who can't control their kid...yep, that's my role at the hood party. The person who everyone goes out of their way to help find a babysitter!!!
lmmfao @ bobble talking bout my wedding why i am not even tripping tho cause hell that was our wedding on the cool.....
lacyd says...
Crissy,
But have you ever had the cops to show up at any of the southern hood parties? I don't know why niggas aint figure out yet that a cluster of black men spells ARREST ME to the cops. People just be chillin, the dudes who hang outside that is. Smokin they blacks, passin the ganja, and sippin on drank, the music is at a low volume (shouldn't disturb anyone), but one little scary person walks by and sees a group of dudes hanging around, and here comes the cops. When they find that they are not doing anything to the naked eye, they wanna run licenses and shit resulting in a June Bug or someone going to jail bc he never paid his warrants. Then everyone at the party try to contribute to get him out, but most have spent thier cash on extra liquor. So june bug's baby momma is called, but the trouble is june bug went to the party with quita. So now, not only is june bug in jail, but his baby momma and quita finally get a chance to beat each other ass. I've never experienced this myself, but have heard stories!!!
ahhahhahhahhahah why me and a friend of mine went to a party this been years ago tho, and the cops got called out cause we was in an apt complex standing round and the ppl that lived there ain't like that shit, anyway cops came out them niggas scattered like roaches when the lights come on cause thy knew they was dirty, lmao
lacyd says...
LMAO chrissy. That's the truth about them scattering. The apt complex parties are the worse. the host be actin like they aint got neighbors and blast music and dare a neighbor to complain on them. I tell ya, my people, my people.
lmao then cuss the damn neighbors out when they ask them nicely to keep the shit down.......
lacyd says,
Right!! Be gettin mad because people are trying to sleep. And be the first one to complain to their leasing office on their neighbors.
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