You know how all the celebs have these nice big azz cribs they be showing on mtv cribs?? Well i wondered what kind of house they lived in b4 they became famous..
ricky ross. He got this big azz house in dade and in his pool he got his ugly face at the bottom, in his old house he prolly had one of them inflatable pools with a kodak picture taped to the bottom.....
mariah carey. she got a big ass closet full of too little dresses and bad ass shoes right now, but before, her azz prolly had one hall closet she shared, and only 2 pair of shoes in it were hers
nelly. he had the damn fish tank that took up the whole wall and had actual sharks in it, b4 he made it big, he prolly had one lil ass tank that was all grimy, murky and dirty with two barely surviving goldfish in it
yall weigh in and tell us what ya think celebs cribs look liked b4 they made it big.....
12 years ago
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i still can't stop tripping offa rick ross big ass sitting in one of them damn inflatable pools with a chocolate philly in his mouth and a bag of hot cheetos in his other hand getting his chill on.....
why da hell it's gon be a flavor of love special b4 the finale tonight
why that one chick sapharryi was shown saying falv is really smart, he can tall physics, science....
why i was like bitch didn't yo ass leave the 2nd season 2 hrs into it, so how you know
why i watch season 2 all over again and noticed how country krazee's momma and granny were
too many typoss, tall=talk
lol bobble, first of all....
why i haven't heard crazy's music yet ?
why that bitch sux a microphone ?
why i can't sleep late cause of the special b4 the finale ?
why i barely remember crazy's peeps ?
why is sapharyi or whatever still being shown on tv ?
why i wonder if prance gonna tell us flav was lying bout them NOT hooking up ?
prance = prancer
why we all know flav hit prancer ass
why i forgot all bout krazee too till i caought them reruns of her drunk ass granny, (picture a white female version of sinceer's daddy, and there ya go)
when krazee demo coming out
why new york called deelishis ass disgusting
why saphrryi gon milk that 15 mins till she can't no more
how da hell we forget bout that big ole chick shitting on the damn floor
why i bet flav hit all them ho's from all the seasons
why this one chick on season 2 can't remember her name was like flav why you making me leave, idda fucked you if i had to......
Is it a WHY day....see this is why i can't never get it right...dysfunctional ass blog writers GRRRRRRRR
and why oh why did i watch real world again bobble and saw a part i had missed
the white dude in the bathroom pissing and he call bri in there to talk to him and she gon in there with her bowl of grits EATING THEM while he pissing????? why i kept thinking if piss fly up into her bowl of grits......then i was like so she really is mixed cause only yt ppl piss, eat and talk @ the same time, lmao and only black ppl (cept me) eat grits @ anytime of the damn day.....
and to hotsauce, this is an emergency why post, impropmtu kinda sorta....lol blame oprah shit...
lol blaming oprah !
why you right about all that shit....but why i have a disturbing why ?
why some nigga calls my phone asking who i was & i asked who he's calling for (cause if you have to ask, you got the wrong number) but his ass (instead of giving a name) says "get your babies out the house" & i said "what" & he asked who i am again so we went this the whole process again & he said "i don't know who this is but you better get you & those babies out the house"...i hung up after that shit...but i know one thing, my kitties better be alright when i get home cause them my babbies !!!
oh yeah bobble, & why i felt like gagging when i saw bri munching down on those grits while veiwing a piss scene ?
& why the eff did he call her in there while he was peeing, like another minute or 2 was too long to wait to tell her whatever the fuck he told her.......i 'm sleepy & old
K, like i just figured out what Yt meant. LMMFAO
that's nasty about Bri, ewwwwwwwwwwwww i know what if his pee would've splashed into her bowl of grits? when will RR get a gutta azz black person on the show? that will be comedy
okay, ist off, lmmfao bobble need her own damn blog cause i laughed so gotdamn hard offa dude telling her to get her babies out the house like she betty shabazz or some shit, lmmfao why i can see bobble talking bout nigga what?????? get em and go where????? then lmmfao lawd help me she gon say she hope her kitties alright, lmmfao a NORMAL person would be like who da hell is this and should i be afraid, naw bobble ass like whatever nigga you bts not fuck with my damn cats or imma bust yo ass up, lmmfao why am i wondering if ole boy thought to himself damn, i dialed 628-3967 when i was s'pose to dial 628-3967 i done arned the wrong bitch bout this drive by.......lmmfao yall gon have to give me a sec to regroup offa this
Who the hell is Bri??? I have Oprah on three way...she wants to to know who the hell is pissing in who's grits
lmmfao see i was laughing so hard i fucked up with my numbers lmmfao i can't focus ahhahhahhahh so is this how the convo went bobble
bobble: hello
caller: yeah get the fuck out now you and dem babies
bobble: what??????
caller: who dis
bobble: nigga who dis????
caller: look i am trying to tell you to leave now and get them babies
bobble: what????? fool who you trying to reach
caller: awwwww fuck it wrong number....
lmmfao now here hotsauce ass go, i just recouped offa 504 and here you go got oprah on damn three way........
She had to go get stedman from Day care I think the man bobble's phone call man was looking for me...I just had the swat time got get my imaginary kids and put them in the bomb shelter (messed up thing is I actually think this is all real)
lol no bobble
me: hello
dumbass : who is this ?
me : who are you trying to reach ?
dumbass : you better get those babies out the house ?
me : (thinking about boyz n the hood with get those babies out the street) what ?
dumbass : who is this ?
me : (raising my volume with some attitude thrown in for taste) WHO. ARE. YOU. TRYING. TO. REACH !?
dumbass : i don't know who you are but you better get you & those babies out the house.
me : (click)
(wondering) what eff'in babies i got ? oh snap, nobody better touch my kitties !!!
lol but really, that was very disturbing, i hope it was a prank call gone wrong cause i'd hate to think i have a murderer on my received calls list cause he didn't block the number...
LMMFAO...Hotsauce and 504 is some FOOLS...OMG i am over here rollin...I wonder what dude was talkin bout 504...LMAO
hotsauce bri is the Albino chick off Real World.
AND I BEEN THOUGHT TO MYSELF 504 NEED HER OWN DAYUM BLOG!
-yes a nicca typed all CAPS for that shyt!!!!!!!!
504, you look that bytch up..that was weird! that does sound like some drive by shyt,robbery shyt, or some blow up shyt!
lmmfatfo hotsuace need meds like all the rest of us do......i cannot stop tripping offa that shit talking bout get them babies lmmfao idda had a damn fit looking out my window all damn night long and shit like a crackhead
^^^^^^^^BIIIIIIIIIItch okay. shid i would've really left the fukkin house. Police would have my shyt on LOCk..lol I don't take threats lightly at ALL. they would've been callin that nicca like "Nicca what u know?" LMAO i would have done a drive by on HIS azz
504 needs to report that shyt to CSI then got mad equipment. tell them I sent you. they will give you a free pair of shades.
And Why did the albino piss in rick ross' grits when he was on the toilet.
did 504 call he kitties to make sure they wern't kidnapped
lmmfao hotsauce got some shit in her cup and i want some......
and yeah K idda been scared but i would have also been like bobble and been like nigga who you trying to call cause i think you got the wron political activist house to blow up, barack and dem don't live here.....
YES WE CAN!!!
Dear Barack,
Why Can we?
YES WE CAN!!!
Dear Barack,
Why Can we?
lol @ special k...it happened about 3 hours ago, i was @ my co-worker's house dropping off some stuff & i was leaving & my cell phone ring with this number i never saw b4. ever since my ex stopped calling, i've been answering unknown numbers now but didn't expect it to be that shit...i don't wanna be involved with anything, might be a stolen phone or something, who knows...but nigga be raw with it down here, no respect for life whatsoever, that's why i hung up, didn't tell the nigga i had no babies or nothing...just a friendly little "click" & keep moving..
p.s. how de hell i'mma have a blog & keep up with ya'll heffas too ? i only come up with shit when ya'll remind me of something...usually i don't have a got damn thing to talk about. it'll prolly be all about good times or some shit lol
^LMAO, y'all crazy.
AHHAHHAHH lmmfao bobble why you have to tell me this shit i swear imma be laughing till thursday offa that phone call......cause he gotsta have the wrong number......da hell he gon call you talking bout get them babies......
YOU LYIN 504, ya blog would be the shyt, cuz u off glass!
u still in N.O.???
u still in N.O.???
^^^^^ da hell esle she gon be wherer fools call @ random telling you to get kids you don't even have and get the fuck out????? ahhahhahhahh lmao bobble you told me that story on purpose didn't you.....
yes ma'am i am...i'm not going anywhere, unless i have babbies cause they don't need to be in the house. lol ok ya'll i need to stop cause this could be serious & ty special k i like colorful glass preferably blue...the strange thing is this shit happens the day after i learned to shot my gun (finally)
"da hell he gon call you talking bout get them babies......"
LMMFAO, that shyt sound REAL suspect right????
LOL, i remember when my BD lil chick called playin on my phone and to make a long story short i was like "How u get my number" this bytch said "he gave it to me, he right here"
me: Put him on the phone
her:Oh, he UGH went out on the sidewalk.
LMMFAO, the sidewalk bytch? REALLY, was he playin hopscotch n shyt ho? LOL needless to say i made her peon azz feel dumb as fukk cuz the bytch ain't called my shyt SINCE.
bobble this shit is strange & the call you just read is real/true....i'm not making any of it up...you see it was a few words repeated a couple times & it happened a few hours ago..i called b/f to ask if he have any enemies i don't know about...
imma try to tell a story to outweight the funny ass shit bobble told, just to change pace stop me from laughing bout it
why the black ass ghetto ass hood bitches hubby let do his taxes STEAL his stimulus check by having it deposited into they account, why i skraight cuss that bitch out and had her crying, lmmfao why she call me back while i was in ths hower and left this voicemaial damn i wish yall could hear it....excerpts below
"i tried to have a decent conversation with ya wife as to what is going on with the stimulus payments, you are not the only one waiting, the IRS is lying to ppl, and i have a sick momma i am dealing with, and i don't have time to splain shit to yo DIZZY ASS WIFE.... she went on to say mo shit but i was laughing to hard cause she called me dizzy with such conviction........lmmfao
the end....
"special k i like colorful glass preferably blue"
u irked out Bish..LMAO
yeah N.O. is straight GUTTA, man i watch New orleans exposed...that shyt was CRAZY
LOL Chriss...dayum does that Ho read the blog? HAHA so that's what happened to the check? LMAO@ her talkin bout "the IRS lyin to ppl n stuff" HAHA
lol @ k's BD playing hop scotch !!
lmmfao hubby was like what da hell you gon do if them bitches kick yo ass????? i was like da hell you gon do negro, you better get they ass offa me ole theiving ass tramps, i told hubby carry yo ole simple ass to h and r block like errrrrybody else do, but nooooooooo he had to go to them cause he knew em, blal blah blah....and they got the hookup, anytime you hear the word hookup, RUN away from that shit.....
and no more jokes bobble, i am sure it's the wrong number cause you have no kids seriously, and what if your number was somebody else's befor, i get calls on my phone all the time from ppl asking for mofo Julio.....
how the IRS lying ? lol
lmmfao naw K that is what happened to HIS check, i got my shit friday.......idda killed them ho's if it were my shit, hubby wanna be all cival bout shit all the time, i am like nigga you grew up in the gotdamn jects you of all ppl should know you can't be cival when it come to money damn simple simon ass negro......i swear if i didn't have his kids, idda been gone lmao
nah bobble, they prolly dialed my number by mistake cause my cell phone number been the same since 1997...ain't shit changed...i've only had 2 boyfriends in that period of time, one jump off & a couple of male friends so was no reason to change my number
how the IRS lying ? lol
^^^^EXCTLY..... i told her i said you can tell this fool hubby of mine that but bitch we know what it is and imma be @ that fake ass taz place every day till yall bitch made asses cut me a muthafucking check.....i don't give a damn who on it either matter fact give me cash ho's i don't care ole bitch made ass footdraggin ass ho's .......
Farreal, that ho IS REALLY dumb..bytch why u juss ain't say he stepped outside...u studderin azz scary ho! LMAO
see, bobble gon keep me in stiches i done had 32 phones and 78 numbers in 11 yrs and she done had the same number since 97?????? lmmfao that was yo year i guess huh.....iono what to tell you then, imma go with him dialing the wrong number by mistake, he hit one wrong number and the fool done called the wrong person.....you see he ain't call back cause he was like oh, i was supposed to dial a 7 not a 9
LMAO, OKAYYYYYYY we got a bunch of GOONZ in this bytch..LOL
HAHA chrissy tell your hubby to put on his tibs and start cracking bitches ribs if they come at you. call me and i'll fly down in my heli
LMAO y'all nicca crazy as hell, that's why i fukks wit' y'all....where in the hell is BAMA?
yeah bobble, i was with myex of 8.5 years when i got my first & only cell phone (number) so by us being together all that time, i wasn't giving out my phone number to niggas or getting numbers cause i'm a good girl & it's less to feel guilty about if b/f is caught cheating cause you get get ON your high horse & cut him til he bleed....
lmmfao hotsauce get the heli ready cause i know we going there after work, and imma have to be ready.....
wait tho why i was messing with this dude who had a baby momma a loooooooooooooong time ago and he gave her my cell number bitch called and i swear she sounded as if her elevator aain't made it to the top all the way, i was like hello, she like yeah this so n so old lady who dis, i was thinking, who da fuck say old lady any damn way cept my momma and her friends, i was like uhhhhhh dis jane, she was like oh, i done dialed the wrong number den cause i was looking for (inssert my real name here) i was like yeah uhhhhh well she gone call back later, bitch was like okay?????? lmmfao lawd i was too throo she ain't go off or say well look jane leave (insert real name here) a message and tell her to leave my man alone.....dumb ass hooka.....
iono where bammy @.....and bobble if you a good girl then so am i, the end..... lol
lol, did you call her back ?
oh noooo bobble, i'm a good girl in the real world, you're a good girl in ounk ass p's fairytales lol
who bobble are you talking to, did i call the chick back????? naw i effed her man a few more times and left him alone cause he was just as crazy as she was.......i was young i ain't care bout who was calling my phone, that was prolly my 22nd phone by that time anyway....lol
ahhahhahh why i gotta be in P's fables tho bobble???????
and i am a reformed bad girl, i used to be bad, now i use all my powers for good......
lol for good my ass, who you trying to fool ?
i'm sleepy
damn it bobble i do use em for good......lmao
and wake ya ass up..... cause both of us can't be sleepy....
Me sleepy too, and this commenting is out of hand because.....I got to keep refreshing the damn page to get the new comments.... Yall need to get......HALOSCAN.com becomes like a chat room and easy to upload.... but I'll just kill myself and keep refreshing unless i'm retarded and there is an easier way (stop looking at my funny)
lmmfao for hotsuace, 5 things we can blame on oprah
5. star jones apperance cause oprah be lying and telling her she looks fierce when we all know she don't
4. J.D.s height bkame it all on oprah cause hell it's all oprah's fault
3. girls dressed half naked, yup you guessed it oprah....
2. gayle's whole being is oprah's fault cause she is the devil incarnet
1. the blame game itself, all oprah's fault, bitch start shit and ends it when she want cause she is eeeeeeevilllllll lmao
this comment is dedicated to houtsuace.....lmmao
lol so i guess it's oprah fault that my b/f blames everything on me...he blamed me for having a humpty dumpty moment when i was at work at the time....i said it's my fault you soo stooopid too huh...it's my fault hurricane katrina got jiggy on us....it's my fault the saints won't go all the way...it's my fault the rould is round & not flat...it' my fault those damn indians have dots on their foreheads....it's my fault the damn babies ain't out the house yet....dammit can i get a break?
yeah bobble blame oprah, makes you feel better, i learned that from hotsauce
i need to write a letter to her letting her know that she has the power to stop all things that is wrong
lmmfao yeah you and hotsauce, i'll cosign on it tho....
That's It 504 if you think about it everything points back to that damn Oprah I literally had to take a retraining order out of her...when i went to go get it at the local police station they looked at me like I didn't even know oprah and I had to be like " it don't matter if i know her or not she's ruiningmy damn life and i want her to stay away from me" and they was like she never been around me so i had to scream at them and say " give me my f'ing retrainig order" that was like two weeks ago and the hoe still calling me.
Chrissy Oprah once had me in a head lock while star Jones sat there playing with her armpits.
HA...My name was just booksauce...That's Funny...I just peed myself laughing
ahhahhahhahh lmmfao hotsauce you survived that star jones shit?????? bless you child.....
LMAO, dayum we got busy over here in the callcenter!
Man Chriss/ladies...shyt getting real crazy. Chriss i dunno if you saw my message on FG, but BD said he wants to make it work. And i was thinkin bout it, but i had JUSt started talkin to Dread who lay some good azz pipe and he sexi as hell....sigh i'm feelin that nicca man!!!!!!!!!!!! and i have another friend man, i remember when i was younger...lol like 5-6 years ago i used to have so many niccaz and i was content (shid i wasn't fukkin either) but nah why shyt gotta be all complicated??? I need a black
LMMFAO @ booksauce
K@liente there was made letter in that comment. all i could do was start singing the alphabet.
lol @ all your personalities...who are you this hour?
I never really know. they just show up....I think we are looking at around 7 of them. one of them is actually oprah
naw K i ain't been over to FG cause it was kinda dead as of late, but boooooo to yall and the single leife and all yall men to choose from, i wanna be a single gal with 37 niccas all over me talking bout lets make it work.....lmao
awww I missed all the fun lol
Hey booksauce, Kali bay bay, 504, and Chrissy... I made it home Chrissy!
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