Okay yall know what today is...Let's hear your ryhmes.
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Freestyle Friday
Friday, May 9, 2008
Made Dizzy by: Bahama at 10:29 AM
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33 comments:
Kaboom!
I'm commin off the dome
damn i wish i was home
only me in this piece
doing my thangs
i don't feel like rap'n today
i'm not feeling gay
and i don't mean like'n girls
cause that's well gay
but i mean the other gay
yea i know it don't really ryhme
but that ain't no crime.
lmmfao bam bam i gotta regroup after watching DJ Khaled's energetic goofy ass!
LOL!! he is awfully excited huh..
soon as i get off the phone, i'll get my freestyle on !
good mornin
Y'all niccaz must be sleepin/
free style friday and yall really creepin/ on the comments cuz there is only like 3/ what the he11 is this, y'all tryna get gull-lee /LMFAO
I don't feel like working
but i never do
I'm looking for another job so
i can tell these people to go screw
i'm back in this joint
ready to get crunk
drank my red bull
got my wings
and i'm ready to FLLLLLLLLLY
HIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
lol
it's freestyle friday
& today i get paid
maybe later i'll get laid
but now i'll settle for lunch instead
like bammy, comming off the top of my head
been on de phone all morning so my brain is dead
hope ya'll understand the words i said
time to switch it up
cause today, i don't give a fuck
my rhymes are tuff
so knuck if you buck
i like chicken so eff the duck
learn when to say enuff is enuff
*crickets*
lmao not at you 504, i was wondering where everyone went
i'm a star like yeezy
weezy couldn't see me i just tell him be breezy
hoes try to talk but i know they a skeez
beg a nigga to feed em a whopper with cheese
like eminem i'm going out shootin
not when i die
when i go to the club stupid
stay strapped is all i gotta tell em
cuz the goons done blew alotta cerebrellums
"beg a nigga to feed em a whopper with cheese"
LMFAO haha
AND UH OH LIL FUCKYA IZ IN THE HOUSE...LMAO
BAMMY!!!!!! LMFAO @ "ready to get crunk
drank my red bull
got my wings
and i'm ready to FLLLLLLLLLY
HIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"
where in the he11 is Chriss???
ya'll suckas suck, like monkey nuts
it's plain to see, ya'll wanna be me
this not directed to u, my funky fresh crew
to those who wanna hate, still in 2008
eff what ya heard, let's spread the word
that once "hate"s retired, we can reach a lil higher
so put your daisy dukes on, drop it like it's hot to your favorite song
while i rock this mic, cause my shit be tight
i'm trying to use a new phrase, in this here day n age
maybe i should get back, to my lil kim type rap
i'm bout to go to lunch, i will miss u all so much
try not to make a fuss
Food on my mind
But I need to be on my grind
Thank goodness it's Friday
Wish it was my last day
(@ this place)
But it's okay cause i got mace
If anybody wan test me
I got the ma- CHET-TE!
Okay so not really
But i know you feel me
I come with the flow so easy
I need to change my name to BREEZY
Cause I'm windy with the flow
Damn it ain't time to go
Cause being bored BLOWS
ya'll might think i'm wrong, but it's time to get my lil kim on
cause i'll take your man right out the box, but eff it i don't want him, nigga looks like he's on them rocks
please tell that fool stop riding my bra strap, cause getting in my goods ain't happenin jack
nigga be wanting to pump my bumps, trying to get his feel on all over my lady lumps
when i pull up to the club in my drop top, nigga have this look like his heart dropped
like punk ass p & his clients, nigga be having me dying
talking bout all his BEWS (boos),
nigga that's national inquirer news
let me get off punk ass p,
b4 he be gunning for me
i'm the dopest female ya'll ever see !!!
Yo Yo Yo....Check 1 2 3
Yo my name is DROCK I got somthin to say
All yall lace front wearing chicks with blonde hair lookin like hay
Take that shit out and let yo dome breeeath
Last time I checked, yo name wasnt Barbieeeee!!!!!!!!
^^i remember u from NB.
Y'all slippin today on the freestyle friday!!!!
What up k@liente!!!! and you Ditzy Broads!!! Congrats on yalls blog!!!
DROCK!!!! hey girl, why thank ya's
and Kali i'se sorry but i'm mot in rapping mood and chrissy wanna play momma(lol - just kit-ting) soooo sorry, lol
Ok, as my momma said, its better late than never
so let me drop a keystyle, show ya'll bishes that I'm clever.
Excellent with the wordplay like I was Bahamadia,
and if you're straight and live in ATL, Bahama will come and see ya.
But before I go on further let me stop right here and say Hey
to a little dude who's sick today who goes by name of AJ.
Not that corny dude who used to host that 106 & Park show;
but that righteous dude who's mommy is the one called Chrissy Snow, yo.
Ok, so thats enough for now, my next rhyme's gon be funny,
cause I just may clown that kid who goes by 504 GeeeMoney!
EASY!!
LOL!!!
Onan you are fool
But's kinda kool
We need to tell the kids to stay in school
I ain't really got nothing else to say
hey yall heard that new song by nelly called bay?
It's kinda hot
That's all got
bad rap need to be shot!
Speaking of Shot
Where is the man that goes by the name Sureshot
that dude was funny and hott
I miss ya shot!
OKAY MR ONAN THE DINGLEBERRY BARBARIAN, YOUR RHYMES, MY FRIEND, ARE GETTING MIGHTY SCARY
YOU SEEM TO KNOW I GO BY THE NAME OF GEEMONEY, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE YOU'RE SPYING ON ME !
HOLD THE PHONES & STOP THE PRESS, PUT THIS NIGGA ON HOUSE ARREST
IT APPEARS TO BE MY STYLE IS BEST, BETTER BELIEVE OUT OF ALL THE REST
BUT DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH, I HAD A MIGHTY YUMMY LUNCH
SO I'M FEELING FULL & A LIL HAPPY,
I'M GETTING MY HAIR DID TODAY SO NO MO NAPPY
I'M LEAVING THE JOINT IN A QUICK HOUR, STOP AT HOME BUT NOT FOR A SHOWER
I'M ON CLOUD NINE CAUSE I GOT MY REBATE CASH, BUT BETSTA BELIEVE THAT SHIT GON GO FAST
REAL QUICK IN A HURRY, MONEY GONE & HERE COMES THE WORRY
BUT NOT RIGHT NOW, IT'S FRIDAY TIME TO HIT THE TOWN
YOU WISH I WAS A LIL BIT TALLER, BUT NO NEED CAUSE I'M ALREADY A BALLER
NOT ROLLING IN THE DOUGH, BUT IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT ACT LIKE YOU KNOW
I DANCE LIKE HAMMER & DO THE TYPEWRITER, I CHILL SO HARD JUST CALL ME KNIGHTRIDER
I'M SO DAMN DUTE & SO DAMN HOT, GOT NIGGAS WANTING TO LEH LEH LEH LEH LICK ME LIKE A LOLLIPOP
HAVE YA ALL INSANE FOR GEE,
LIKE KHIA ON LIL WEEZY
FA SHEEZY MY NEEZY MY FLOW BE DA BOMB, FROM DE N.O. TO BAHAMAS & EVEN H-TOWN
I'MMA END THIS JOINT THIS WAY, WITH ONE THING LEFT TO SAY....HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !!
TO ALL THE MUDDAS
ahahahahahahaha!!
that was a funky fresh flow
5 to the 0 to tha fo
had me alughing so hard
i closed my eyes and i saw stars
lol bammy
like uncle sammy
don't give a dammy
i don't eat spammy
not even hammy
but i told yo mammy
about her cousin tammy
who eat P, B, & jammy
her car she rammy
stole money from grammy
to buy a new cammy
who she gave to pammy
i'll be got dammy
ok, I see ya'll up in here playin....I'ma dead this cipher right here and now...
See, I come with the complexity,
There's no testin me or vexin me.
Light up your mind like ecstasy,
to flex with me, you best to be the best MC
in the whole entire metro area.
I aint scared of ya; the weakest brotha in my crew could take care of ya, then we'll vary tha
style and switch the pitch and leave ya dumbfound.
When we come 'round, you and your entire crew is gettin run down, ya dumb clown!
What made you lose your mind and try to come test this?
This aint the young and the restless! All my children will leave ya breathless.
I'm one of the bestest. Like the hostess with the mostest when I wrote this.
Got my face on wanted posters for taking out kids who tried to quote this.
Holy smokes kid!
And jumpin jiminy cricket don't get me started!
Like them kids that ride the short bus
your whole crew is just retarded.......
ok...thats enough for now...I can't give ya'll all my jewels at once...
LMFAO...i cannot breathe
"GOT NIGGAS WANTING TO LEH LEH LEH LEH LICK ME LIKE A LOLLIPOP"
OMG OMG OMG....LMFAO
LMFAO...i cannot breathe
"GOT NIGGAS WANTING TO LEH LEH LEH LEH LICK ME LIKE A LOLLIPOP"
OMG OMG OMG....LMFAO
Tell em 504....they wanna lick the wrap-per...LMAO u'z a fool
Oh snap, Onan done laid the trap
Gone make 504 use her lyrical gat!
We getting this party started
Who got the chicken wings cause we bout to set str8 reeeeeeee tar did!
Oh snap, Onan done laid the trap
Gone make 504 use her lyrical gat!
We getting this party started
Who got the chicken wings cause we bout to set str8 reeeeeeee tar did!
lol special k
came in to say
she like my rhymes
cause they the best of all times
onan's a punk
spreading lots of funk
talking nothing but junk
bammy, lock him in the trunk
time to get the fool dunk
cause his flow is bunk bunk bunk
worse than my great great great unck
oh snap there goes my time
i gotta roll, here my last line
PEACE OUT FOLKS !!!!! MUAH !
why my computer going slow
this ish is messing up my flow
i'm so ret's to go
Crazy bananas like them bananas in pajamas
i'm feeling goofy with it
yea i can spit it
with the best of them
who wan test it then
don't make me go get pookie an em
to show you how we do it
don't act stupid
we got that crazy liquid fluid
not that stuff wayne be drinking
cause that fool ain't thinking
let's get wild in this place
getting crazy in the face
where the hell is mase
back to being serious
who is the queen of this
ya damn right it's me
got my b-boy stance down cause i'm cocky
my flow is never rocky
ain't no one put there that can top me!
bye 504
why she gotta leave b4 me
that ain't kool you see
i'm mad i gotta stay here
i ain't even got no beer
not that i drink it
cause it taste stink'ed
making up words is what i do
you don't like it you can go screw
ya ryhmes suck, everyone steady sayong BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
like they the friendly ghost
it's time to toast
it's the weekend bishes!
i hate doing dishes
no work 2morrow
today is gon' be a shitty day
i can't type in the chitty chat box they took it away
fools already bugging me talking bout please stay
no more sick kids cause when you go away
we feel lost and led astray
i am like please idiots go head and play
on a freeway i need to smoke some hay
maybe i can get some on ebay, same name as thelma's fiancee
she had bout twen-tay
where am i going with this
came in here to vent cause a sistah's pissed
i swear fo' gawd imma kill that bitch that effed with the use of my chitty chat box and shit....
white boy got a crush on me,
he can keep having his chocolate dreams cause we will never be....
WAIT i ain't chocolate, mo' like vanilla cream it don't matter cause it's still a dream....like fish
which is my favorite dish.....
lmmfao
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