It's the funky fresh cold ma-dina
yea yea we seen't ya
drop ya rhymes
come on yall lets have a good time
Kidz In the Hall @SOB's
12 years ago
Freestyle Friday
Friday, May 23, 2008
Made Dizzy by: Bahama at 10:15 AM
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*taps mic* yea yea yall and we don't stop
I ain't really got no ryhmes to spew
hell ya girl got to much work to dew
i should tell these people to kiss where the sun don't shine
but then they'll think i've lost my mind
let me get back to this work so i can come back
and shoot the breeze
with my fave bobble-ez..
why i have nothing to rhyme bout
i think i done lost all my clout
imma make yall scream and shout
like some lil white kids @ a soc hop
doing the twist with chubby checker
i bet bobble think them days was better
imma write an open letter
to congress and let em know
bobble want it to be eternally 1974
cause them her years yall already know
she gon catch the mother ship even in the snow
tell geroge clinton he need to go
take that shit out his head cause it's a no..
next time imma put on a better show....
what up peeps, this is ya girl lil fukyah, getting ready to rock your party...i call this one "abc can you rhyme with me" ...as we go a lil sumthin like this..... hit it !
i woke up yesterday with a tummy ache
because of some spoil chicken that i tried to bake
uh, i followed up with some ice cream & cake
thing 2 fucked up, she called william a drake
flav's voice so loud he's give you an earache
all them hos on there are the epidemy of fake
i'mma flipped the switch & create word like gake & hake
are my greasy words too much for you to intake
i'mma get my boy cut you called him big daddy jake
here's another one for your dictionary can you say kake
if not jump in minnetonka you know prince's fav lake
only i can kick these versus you wish that you could make
i've been wondering if the present tense of naked is nake
stay tuned for some bloopers & our favorite outakes
if a pary is what you want, get off your ass & partake
i can turn a trembling shack into a house quake
money fall off me like a tree make niggas go grab a rake
you can't battle me, step off for goodness sake
kiss my ass but wait in line, a number you should take
grab these rhymes & flows & prepare to uptake
cause i have another made up work & it's called a vake
i'm dead off my silliness, say goodbye at my wake
here's some parting words from me; xake, yake & zake !!
damn bobble, why it had to be 1974
i wasn't born yet dammit but my mom had a fro
i'm hungray as a mugga & i don't know what to eat
so i'll sit her patiently waiting in my office seat
here is something you can't understand
that i got a fucked up two toned tan
but i'mma take a change & roll the dice
maybe i'll go home & cooked some red beans & rice
i bet i'll keep thinking of food with what i rhyme about
like pickled pig feet, drizzled with shredded trout
lol i know you're grossed but i need to boast
cause i can bake one hell of a roast
the places around my new office is mos def some slim pickens
i can go for some pieces of tender roasted chickens
bobble be clowning me for liking groups like troop
damn i'm in the mood for some cream of brocoli soup
my throat is a lil parched so i grab my aqua & take a sip
i hope my b/f didn't eat all the spinach & artichoke dip !
man he hooked it up & it was really really tasty
damn i wish i had some toaster strudel pastry
it's like pop tarts only much better
i can go for a bake potato with bacon bits, sour cream & chedder
ok my wrist hurt so i'mma stop for a few
so i can think about eating some beef stew !
(bammy aughta love this)
(bammy aughta love this)
you know me so well!!!
did i foret to mention?
but since i have ya attention
i'mma tell ya i'm the life of the party
and i eat very hearty
i ain't really got nuttin else to say
but check out the rhymes i be spittin
they hot like
kobe shots be hittin
my lakers are playing tonight
so yall know i'mma be in front of the tv right?
that's if i don't fall asleep cause i feel kinda sick
but not as sick as when the spurs lose tonight
get ya mind right
my flow brightens up the limelight
makes you see the time right
i do this off the dome
i'd rather be home
like a doggie with a bone
i'm hungry, shoot i can go for a scone
or some tea and crumpets
man ya gotta love it!!!
where everybody at?
did i knock em out, with my louisville slugger bat?
that's what i call my flow, what chu ain't know?
i don't do this for my health man
i do it for the belt man
yea that's a kanye line
that man can flow with any rhyme
beat you with any line
i'll take weak rapping suckas any time
makes yall fools lose ya eff in mind
i crazy with it
make ya man ya man wanna have a baby with it
i know what i'm doing cause i'm fo sho with it
i'll mop the floor with it
and then spit it
the bestis ryhmes ya done heard in life
i make wack emcees think twice
before stepping in the ring with cha girl that's so nice.
ya'll and this kiddy rhymes, yo you know its mad funny
ya'll tryna make me bug like my last name was bunny
its hard for me to do this cause i take my rhyme game serious
the way I drop these rhymes Prince might think that I'm delirious
who cares what Prince thinks, not me, I don't give a f***
Imma just search for the purple banana till they put me in the truck
i can go all day man
make you change up ya game plan
roast ya
make you get a lyrical tan
cool ya off with the icy cold malice flow
i'm on my go go go go gadget flow
i likes me some lupe
he could get it anyway!
he wants it
yea i flaunts it
i'm nice with the mic
ya know what i can go for some yellow rice!
Bammy tryna rhyme like Lupe
Girl you must be loopy
my flow will leave ya like Star Jones boobies
All sagged down and droopy
excuse me, that last line wasn't directed at Bammy
She know I got love, man her backs the Whammy Jammy!
Me and 504 been cool, although she be acting like we weren't
Even though she never seen me, I still get mad cute pernts
I'm the flyest dude that you never seen in your life
I'm like Q-Tip on a quest and 504 is like my Phife!
why onani wann come in here and clown?
he don't know we can give you a lyrical beat down!
stomp ya teeth into the ground
make ya momma scream not my baby, no not nooooooooow
we can do it
you don't wanna test us
naw son you can best us
we do this on a daily
send ya ryhmes in the mail-e
have you scared n shake'n in ya fruitybalooms
yea man we ain't fools
we'll school ya
and make minced meat tuna outta ya..
*in flave voice*
yeeeeeeeeeeeeea booooooooooooi
ya'll making me laugh off my ass
bammy talkin bout she can't think of anything, well that shit has passed
i'm so great, dudes would say i rule
i'm going to get lunch, so lata fools !!!
it ain't hard to tell
like nas i rap well
in ball I excel
football as well
my battle rhymes are hell
for any emcee
place ladies on they back ever so gently
my scent be
having em flustered
they can't muster, the strength needed to stop this coochy buster
thick like custard, the ass that I tap
ho's be hoppin, pu**y poppin, on a handstand with trhey panties droppin
but i'ma cut it short, like an interruption
and get back to thinkin bout congressional corruption
Bammy tryna rhyme like Lupe
Girl you must be loopy
^^^ i like that!lmao
i had to drop a rhyme cause i been paying bills all this time
then i read my e-mails and i was like lawd these negros smell
working in a warehouse with a bunch of men
should be considered a sin
cause they don't wash they skin
they act like they in the pen
got me ready to win
an all exspense paid trip
i'm ready to dip
imma let hubby nip
then we gon sip
and he can stick his noodle in my caboodle
....lmao
the quite storm done came thru
and wrecked havoc with his rymes he spewed
i like that waord spew
it ryhmes with alot of things tew.
i'm outta ryhmes
and weak rappers should be outta time
messing up the game
being lameity lame lames
they need to put them on a desserted island
where no planes can fly in
leave em stranded
and abandon'd
and maybe the game can go back to what it was before this massacre
of dances
and prances
Y-Yeah!
Oh Snap!!!
Turn my headphones up, turn me down!!
Say, say, say, say, say, check it
I roll thru this joint cuz my name is lacyd
Could care less bout what they say or think about me
Imam play this here game like I do with my lil bro
But if you ask that lil nigga, he’ll tell ya I can’t flow
Me and my sistah got a group named the sing sang twins
We be wreckin on them boyz and bustin up they chins
I know I can’t flow, but I feel better than khia
That bitch and her flow game…she a straight lia!!
But imma steal my favorite quote, and imma use it for free
Paid my dues up in this bitch, r-e-s-p-e respect me!!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!! (why the southern dudes always end they flow with that???)
Holiday Weekend and I'm in this place
Gonna put emotions all on ya face
Happy, disgust and full of emotion
My mojo needs to be sold like a love potion
$19.99 is the universal Cost
But this aint universal cuz I'm the BOSS
This gon run you over 100 dollars
But its guaranteed to make 'em HOLLUH!
But lemme get back to the 1st Grille
Women dress less want'n me to cop a feel
Gimme them burgers and Hot Dogs
when I'm on the grill I'm HOT! DAWG!
I'm chef boy ar dee when it comes to Grillin
After you swallow my meat you gon shout "P IS IN THE BUILDING"
"Dawg you kilt that burger, that joint was SLAMMIN"
It's what I dew. It's all in the plannin
See you need some Parsley, some Lawry's and pepper
Step ya grille game up, the seasonin will make it better
Now pass me that spatula so this salmon I flip
Not so close Momma Snow, get off my tip
I know it's gewd and you know it's the best
But you need to fall back and save some for the rest
Nobody can touch me, I'm the Grille Master
Even the mirror said 'You ARE You conceited Bastard'
Y-Yeah?
noodle in caboodle?
is that what he and you do?
who knew? ya'll be getting nasty like Yoo-Hoo
but hey ya'll is married so yo thats whats up
you can even do that mess like them 2 girls and that cup
Whats up to Jay Midnyte, yeah thats my dude
I know since Boston lost he got a major attitude
Like that R. Kelly girl, the Celtics are getting Pist-on
Ray Allen, KG and The Truth are getting dissed on.
Well maybe next year is the new Boston Motto
Oh and ladies....I'm that dude who just hit the multi-million Lotto!
I wont even try to spit nothin..have me in here looking like someones white grandma
Uh huh!
Every clap ya hands and you don't stop
My BK Boo needs to get her props
She finished school and can relax her brains
Can't wait till she relaxes me and gives me the same
She made it through and can start let it rip
Have fun Boo when you take your trip
She is the best and she don't stop
Keep them hands clappin for my Main Guhl NOTCH!!!
Make it Clap? Again!!
i said it b4 & i'll say it again
in this rap competitiion you just can't win
i'll have you feeling like a baby
wishing my momma never made me
now get yo thumb out yo mouth
i wins the title bout
like rocky my flow is mean
having you screaming for Yo Adriene !
to help you stop the fight
you flowing with all yo might
but it's pitiful to watch & hear
you're failing miserably it's clear my dear
so just sit yo ass back down
& continue being the one we clown
All rise The Honorable P presiding
Please be seated and start your side eyeing
Prosecution step forward and present your case
Well your honor there's been a horrible mistake
The defendants have come to claim No Guilty
With silliness, dirty, funky rhymes that's silly
They came upon this site thinkin that could approach
But they didn't know that you the were the Coach
Run ya lines and built up your agility
You can't teach Talent nor ability
The rhymes you speak are none like no other
Your rhymes are universal Number 1 Soul Brothuh
But since they came in here to present their case
They must realize that this is your PLACE
Your knockin 'em out as if this was a sport.
Sit Yo A$$ down Lil Fukyah, that's right ORDER IN THE COURT
Y-Yeah?
hmmm you know this ish is so much easier when its silly
don't take it serious, just spit your rhymes all willy nilly
ya'll dudes is Vanilli like Milli
Jackson your flow is wack son
you new to the game, tryna battle with The Mack, son
I'll make you sick with my material inflection
my selection will give your ear hole a bacterial infection
now you're leakin simply from the words that I was speakin
but you doctors on vacation for the memorial day weekend
aww damn, its crazy how I'm rippin up this function
puttin words together like that dude from Conjunction Junction
these lyrics are top R8 like that new ish from Audi
gettin Glory like then greens even though you haters doubt me!
No-NoBitchAssNess in 08!
Uh huh!!
gettin Glory like then greens even though you haters doubt me!
^^^^^lmmfao that shit floored me O.....
yeah, you know how i do Miss Chrissy!
Count down, 3 - 2 - 1
Explode this wordplay til there's none
Rapid fire spittin like a machine gun
I own this title, that's right! Me! SON!
This flow is unique wit distinction
Makin it easy for those who is DUMB
Can't bust a grape let alone a plum
Can't even get a stick and Beat a drum
So step to me if you want, I'm undisputed
I blow yo' stank A$$es out as if I Pooted
Yeah, even I had to laugh
Let that marinate like when you take a bath
Rehearse and practice and get your rhymes tighter
Stay up late and pull an all nighter
Like my dude Obama I have been tested.
'My name is Poppa p, and I approve this message'
Obama '08?
see nigga p, i wasn't talking tew yew
after i say this here yew continue tew dew what yew dew
as i was walking to my car some rhymes popped in my dome
i was on my way to lunch but knew i had to spit this in bobble's & bammy's home
i told you in why wednesday that i ain't fuckin wit you no more
you get all sensitive & nasty so i decided to walk out the door
my flow was a general diss with no one in particular in mind
so keep yo name out yo mouf & i'll keep yo name out mine
Absolutely amazing with the aural additions
Basically bombin bastards, leaving bitch-ni@@as bitchin
Cats can't communicate creations like I can
Droppin dope dimes make you stutter like Dudda-Man
Excellence epitomized, evangelistic and un-equaled
Fake fuckers front on the lyrical food that I feed you
Graceful with grammatical gifts, get real you know I got you
Haters hate to hear how I blows like Ha-Choo!
sheesh...this is too much work...eff it!
Y-Yeah!!!
Uh huh!!!
Where is the fun? Where is the maturity
Feelins on ya sleeve, cloudy like some jewelry
I'm knocking on your door cuz you bout to get served
Get your Nyquil and start sippin on ya sirrrrrrp
Another death by dictation Peace in Rest
Lay down to the side like a bra wit no breast
Come one come all is the open invitation
But when it's all said and done you all get a standing ovation
Cuz you stood up to the best and you wasn't afraid
But to the winner goes the spoils, so it's me who gets Paid
Y-Yeah?
Where is the fun? Where is the maturity
^^^^
now you know you need to stop it
it's in why wednesday where you dropped it
after i say this here yew continue tew dew what yew dew
^^^^^lmmfao lawd bobble the services are private no need to send flowers
so i see yall beefin and pissed
imma drop these here rhymes no diss
just wanna tell yall Chrissy Snow is the SHIT!!
now you know you need to stop it
it's in why wednesday where you dropped it
^^^Say what you feel research I'm aint gon dew
We all Fam here so forget wit the clue
I'm not a mind reader so you gonna have to get specific
Readin thru 206 posts is not on my ticket
If you got rhymes for me put 'em to the test
But don't be sidelining come forward and step
Bring it to the forefront and don't leave nothin out
Make me eat my words, put 'em in my mouf
But if you just can't hang and you upset boo
Then this aint what you expected, this aint for you
I'm the same and you know how I dew
So don't be surprised when I come thru
Whether it's real talk or goin insane
I been this way from day one so don't play no games
From Bossip to Necole you've known me a while
I'm the stucko on the wall I'm the grate in the tile.
My style stays the same and this you can test
I'm the one who started ending posts in...
Yes?
Wow, this room died a slow agonizing death
If it wasn't what I said then it musta been my breath
I ran out Orbitz and Big Red was outta stock
The Certs was too expesive and them Tic Tacs taste like rocks
That Listerine is harsh and Tom's of Maine it costs a grip
Maybe I should switch from that Aquafresh to Crest
And if your teef are dingy Arm & Hammer works the best
While nothing really works if you have that halitosis
Try chewing on some mint leaves yo, I hear that comes the closest
itsoweeezeee
lmmfao this shit here......
where da hell yall go
i gotta rock the mic alone @ an empty show
bobble went and dipped and bammy working
left me here all alone like i'm jerking
choking chikens all day long like a surgeon
yeah i'm the head rapper and i'm in charge
i once wanted to date el debarge
call em pretty ricky cause they had the charm
suave and swagger yes they were
i think they were into boys tho more than girls....the end cause imma cause a swirl
onan my man you a trip to be around,
but since i'm so loved, it's p i must clown,
i see lil fukyah is just your constant diss,
but between those lines, i'm secretly missed,
it's cool though no hard feelings, just steady rhyming,
i hope you remember that next time we clown your "clients",
sorry it took long to respond & for me to come back,
i was resting ever so nicely from little cat nap,
so keep your flow going as your lyrics i'll peep,
they're better than nyquil, makes me fall fast asleep.
lmmfao bobble be killing it
BAM lil fukyah came throo
now let lil bytch take ya to school
teach ya ya abc's get ya 123's
cause you gotta come correct to mess with me
i have no point and this is clear
but imma drop dope lyrics in ya ear
craig mack was an oogly man and this we know
but i bet he was hung to tha floor
most oogly men are just ask around
if they look like flavor flav then it's bout to go down
see what i mean i have no point, i just come throo and drop em
but i never dissapoint...
bout to roll a fat joint
lmao
Uh Huh!!!
ok, so I'm on that "don't worry, be happy"
but my lyrics will leave you with your mouth open like Lil Scrappy
I see you gazin, eyes stuck, pupils are dialated
peoples like you and your crew, the get annihilated
I know you hate when i rhyme silly and yet its fly yo
Leave ya like Yolanda Whitaker screamin Why O, Why O
take a second, let it sink in and then you'll get it
but even if you don't you'll still admit that its the shidit
these metaphors and similies be killin me oh silly me
they hit you like LL and have you sayin 'why you illin b?"
I'm that type of guy to knock you out cause momma said so
I'll win the title while you on the sidelines like Drew Bledsoe
damn!!
they hit you like LL and have you sayin 'why you illin b?"
I'm that type of guy to knock you out cause momma said so
^^^
ok now that was too cute
is that what they called the happiness to pursuit ?
Brushin my shoulders is what I dew all the time
I can send out messages that are sublime
I can go deep like a deep sea diver
But what would that prove to a small timer
I just sent back and observe the scene
Nursery rhyme rappers that aren't prestine
'Oh Patent stop it, your words are so big'
'They harder than final test of Trig'
Break yo words down so I can relate
So some'n stupid so I can start to hate
P's not here to start know drama
If you want that I know some Baby Mamas
That'll go all day tryna prove a point
You jaw jappers need to break out this joint
I still don't get it his rhymes are like riddles
Be original everybody already used 'lil'
Now Yung is the choice of name
Joc, Jeezy, Dro who is the blame
But 'Biting' of somebody else is so eazy
Oooo I like that lil, I'm a used that for Me-Z
Shizzle Dizzle Bizzle Cocoa Pop
Next you copyin tracks off of Eazy Rock
Come a lil rougher and tougher I said
If I was ya Daddy, I'd go upside yo' head
'I told you that P wasn't gon stop'
'That ni99uh will beat you with a Kung Fu Chop'
"What-tah!! to all my 'lil' scare-dees
I bow down after I beat down my worthy adversary
What-tah???
Y-Yeah!
TURN MY HEADPHONES UP, turn me down!!
You, you, you, you
you gon, you gon, you gon, you gon, you gon, YOU GONNA LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Be original everybody already used 'lil'
^^^
wtf whatever nigga, you act like you invented the name,
the only thing you patent is the word "lame"
you be killin me with all this "big words" talk what's that all about
who gives a fuck, go tell them fake ass rapper & then go walk it out
matter fact go walk into a volcano filled with hot lava
your ass be wishing you looked anything like mr. SHABBA !
i don't use big words cause my vocab is very limited,
ain't no shame in my game, i'm a grown ass woman so i can admit it
it speaks volume how you always battle chicks,
you may have a big vocabulary but you're no match in battle of the wits
wtf you think this is showtime at the apollo?
it's just a blog, no contracts involve so don't look for a call tomorrow
it's just for fun, no need for guns
just chill with some simple words & go smoke a fat blunt !
the only thing you patent is the word "lame"
^^^^^^^^^^^lmmfao KILL ME NOW LAWD.....
I'm the subtextual intellectual whose lyrics are almost sexual
orgasmic with the flow, this here'll bring out the best in you
or should I say the bytch in you
like common saw in cube, yep I see it in you too
but I'm here to have fun, this aint the time to go hard
cause thats when you get caught slippin, get laid out like freakin Omar
epps is swung in the back of my jeep on a daily
show me a phat azz and I triumph like Philip Baily
but always remember this is all just a game
i come from the wrong side of the tracks and I aint the one to tame
these are just artifacts strictly from the head
but once I hit that "Publish.." this thread officially is *DEAD*
Blowin your mind without no props
I stay fresh to def, I can't be stopped
Dressed like a conceited Pimp with an attitude to match
You best have my money, for you get B!tch Slapped
This right here is the final verse
Got more value than a Louis Vutton purse
Cultured and educated listening to Madam Butterfly
Piano then Forte music fallin from the sky
I push the forward button to listen to some JAzz
Coltrane, Turrentine mix in Miles for some pizzaz
Trumpets, saxes, drums and a Bass player
All have come into play to make me THE RHYME SLAYER
Goin to a wedding of the Marriage of Figaro
With my Blue Linen Suit, that's right Ni99aroh
Seeing the pretty women with they opened toes
Winkin at me on the sly, of course yaw don' know
How it goes down, when my presence is present
A toast to the newlyweds, hold up a minute
Why the focus on me in my dapper suit
I can here the haters nah "He think HE CUTE"
I know I'm cute that why you see me
You boyfriend wish he could be me
I've done all my work and made these ends
You can't be like me if you was my Siamese twin
So enjoy your weekend and get all in it
But know that you can't come back like an evicted tenant
So as you go down Memory Lane at the gravesite
Know that P gon stay the same aight
Change for no one is what I've been told
Love and love again til you can't Love no Mo'
See you next week as it is shorter
Some of yaw is illegal and done crossed the border
So enjoy ya family once and again.
See yaw later Happy Memorial Day Weekend.
Y-Yeah!!!
lmmfao O trying to shut it down, but this is all reminiscent of last friday, only me and P was going @ it instead of yall...
lol yeah i was in my bed sleeping in peace
if i was here i woulda been a beast
1, 2 fuck your crew
3, 4 please rhyme no more
5, 6 you ain't the shit
7, 8 are you gay or straight
9, 10 you'll NEVER win !
ohhhh imma try that shit bobble lmmfao
1 2 chrissy's coming for you
3 4 better tell your whore
5 6 that you got a lil dick
7 8 she better stay awake
9 10 damn nigga you nutted again....
twinkle twinkle little punk
my how your rhymes have really stunk
up above the world you think you are
put the crack down you ain't a star
twinkle twinkle little lame
this shit here is just a game....
lawd bobble imma jack that one too and try it....
twinkle twinkle all you ho's
he didn't like you from the go
always calling yall out ya name
yall still clients just the same
lawd i hope he see this yet
and i am a seasoned vet
"standing ovation"
and i am a seasoned vet
^^^^^^I see what you did there..
lol yeah see how i be dropping shit O....i am sick with it lmao
funny *ss comments...
She is sexy, right?
She was playing on a celeb dating site " mar rymil liona ire .c om " It is said that she is a gold member of that site.
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