It's that time for the freestyle friday post
We taking this coast to coast
I don't really wanna boast
But shout out's the laker fam
We GOING TO THE FINALS MAN!!!!!!!
CRS (Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell's group)- Us Placers LOVE this song, and the video is just too darn cute.
12 years ago
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i have a brain freeze
flapping in the breeze
so i'mma have to come back
with some rhymes that aren't whack !
i'm feelin quite sleepy
the words i say aren't deeply
dalia's yard is mighty creepy
your money i will keepy
give me a beat maaaaaaaan
I'm here to bring the fire/turn weak minded people into liars/i got that flow that will inspire/i'll make rubber outta ya, like you's a tire/drop battle ryhmes on ya till you retire/ i'm so dope on the mic/ i got the flow that will roc ya mind right/and push ya brain left/i'm vic's i'll bring the pain of ya chest/make you scream like ya having sex/and this is to no one in pa tic-u-lar/ just my mind flow/ like kodak get the picture
I got a skirt on to work/and these boys are going ba-zerk/got them drooling/ i don't know who they think they are foolin/ that's not attractive/i'm classy like a lac iz/they must not know my stat-tis/i'm more than a dime/ i get better like wine/my looks are oh so divine/i do this so easy it should be a crime/this flow is out my mind/ yall weak emcee's are last in line/ and if yall don't know it's my time/ to shine/like a ruby stone/i'm ba ba bad to the bone
where the hell is chrissy?/ yes you missy/ we can't get this party started right, unless you are here/it's like drinking a flat beer/it's no fun/and don't taste the same/ getting right to it's pretty lame/
Ok, its Friday, my day, to make your brain hurt
Drop lines thats mad phat like Bahama in a skirt
She like it when they flirt, don't let her words phase ya
That booty have a brotha screamin like that Idol chick Fantasia
I'll amaze ya.
Without a Ghost Writer I'm John Blazin
matter fact, call me ALL man and ALL amazing.
I'm just playin. This here ish is just for funnin
but act up, I'll have that azz going 100 miles and runnin
Uh Huh!!!
Tic Toc Ya Don't Stop!
Blriiiiiiinnnngggggg!!!!
Ok class, sit ya A$$es down and get ready to take notes
Some of yaw gone drown but some will stay afloat
Hip Hop 101 is what I'm a learn ya
Pay close attention for these phrases start to burn ya
A number 2 pencil, a pen and some notebook paper
Is what you will need to become a knowledge chaser
Class is in session in this Private school
None of yuhs would be here if you were considered a fool
But lets go deep in the History of Hip Hop legends
"Don't push me while the Barber lines his edgin'"
Classic Hip Hop is what you will find
You can play it now or later till the end of time
Whether I'm here or gone you can't deny me
You are a special group of students so check the rhyme see
English mixed with slang is a Hip Hop core
Opening ya mind to the Wisdom Door
I'm a relic of rhyme, I'm a historian
I'm the smartest Ni99uh you know, that's right 'VALEDICTORIAN'
So let's forget about the Pomp and Circumstance
Preparing for the future is what is called a plan
Now don't forget there'll be a test at the end
Open your Hip Hop History books and turn to page 10.
From the 'L' to the 'O' to the 'V' to the 'E'
This was a phrase coined by Whodini
A message they brought was very needy
Back in the day they did a B-Boy Stance
In the streets they would even breakdance
You knew was 'Tight' and all that
If you could afford a Kangol Hat
A four finger ring across your hand
Made people think that you was the MAN
Now a cool customer would chill in the shade
Careful not to mess up his High Top Fade
But High Top fade at there didn't stop
My boy B Brown started the Gumby Top
It was his Prerogative to dew what he wanted to dew
Wearin black biker shorts was the thing tew dew
Oh but lemme tell you bout this time in space
If you wasn't cool you got the GAS FACE!!!
To be considered a dedicated Hip Hop Lover
It was Yo! MTV Raps with Dre and Ed Lover
Now ya breath needed to be cleaned so you needed some Scope
If you wanted to mack a woman like 3 Times Dope
Ya sneaker game had to be on point or you'd be singin the blues
Me myself I had the Brooklyn Lotto Shoes
Then rap spanned the nation to some new perpetrators
Ni99uhs With Attitudes had a truck supply of Activator
Hip Hop got collaborated with the Native Tongue colors
De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest and don't forget the Jungle Brothers
Joggin ya memory? Was just a lil lesson
Now raise ya hand if you 'Aint Half Steppin'
Yes?
My Diddly Diddly Diddly Diddly Diddly DEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
VICKY VICKY WAH WAHHHHHHHHHH ...lol i have nothing else to say it's freestyle friday ay BAY BAY..haha
now that last rhyme p did i have to respect,
but don't get it twisted you're still a pest
rhyming bout old skool, some of the best
now let me in on it & give ya'll the rest
let's not forget the party people who had the places jumping
the ones who made you dance, got your body pumping
when you're in your ride, their music you were bumping
so let me hip ya'll on a lil sumpin sumpin
i'll begin with kid n play who made ya'll say oh la oh la eh
don't forget 'the man we all know & love', yes 'ownlee you' mr. kwame'
afrikan bambaata found the 'perfect beat' way back in the day
some naughty boys gave props to hip hop so hip hop horaay !
there were these dudes who taught us the humpty dance
some guy named after a tool wearing what he called, hammer pants
kool moe dee was proper, kickin his b boy stance
while cool james drove the ladies crazy rockin the bells & putting us in a trance
run dmc were pioneers as well as kings of rock
i guarantee rakim's master plan could never make the party stop
my boy doug e fresh, the show stopper kept rising to the top
& the fat boy wiped it out, ate all they could eat & was crowned the kings of the slop
my homies salt n pepa push it REAAAL good to rep for ladies of the world
jj fad got supersonic with it & made it hard for the fast rappin boys & girls
dj quik was born a raised n compton & was another one rocking a curl
biz markie didn't quite have what i needed & made me wanna hurl (lol)
me myself & i was diggin the dudes called de la soul
ice t has some lyrics to make your body turn cold
the smoother operator daddy kane said ain't no half stepping to niggas trying get bold
just a few of our history teachers from this skool we call ole.
the end
or
to be continued ?
Duh Hah! Duh Hah!
Duh Hah Hah Hah Hah Haaaaaahhhhhhh!
ok let me see what I can do here..
this here day is special, so I'm on a mission like ed
O.G from Roxbury 'bout to put that azz to bed
I stay Kool like Keith, yeah thats what I Ced Gee
I Luv Buggin on the mic, you should call me Starsky
I push the 63CL, Smooth down your block
leaned back, system pumpin Creator by Pete Rock
Steady Crew, yeah that dude Crazy Legs was my man
reminiscing when BDP was beefin wit MC Shan
well thats enough for now, its my time, I gotta go
this is your old school flava courtesy that ni@@a O!
Yeah! And you don't stop
I got my new radio A HUGE BOOM BOX!
Propped on my shoulder so I can hear
A knowledge message from BDP to make it clear
That there is more than flashing about material things
Gold chains and ropes was the old bling
A rather unique character wore a Huge Clock
My aunt used to stay across the street from Chubb Rock
The Wop, The Smurf, Baseball Bat and Network
Were a few of the dances that sweated out your shirt
Raps were captivating had you runnin outta breath
Brand New Funk still my joint, yaw know Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff
'I got a letter from the Government' was the begin to me
That phrase right there made me a fan of Public Enemy
But this smooth cat came in the game and he the Sh!t
His name, MC Eiht. Had a jam called Duck Sick
Now there was some freaks, some dark and some Pale
Wanted that crack to smoke from the man that delivered Mail
'Uh is ah or is ah should I save a Hoe?'
That right there was from the E 4-0
Let's move down to Texas for a new place
Who can forget that Ni99uh Scarface
From the 5th Ward, he repped wit a lotta noise
With Bushwick Bill, Willie D the Geto Boys
"I'm the NI99UH you love to Hate" and it's so trued
That line was penned by that Rhyme Slayer Ice Cube
Now that completes this lesson now sit back and think
Who the greatest DJ? KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD CAPRI! CAPRI! capri! capri!
And you don't stop?
i'm a little pissy
cause i don't see chrissy
my mind's a little boggled too
cause somebody's M.I.A., bobble lou
i'm soooo eff'in hungreeee
so i'm about to be outtieeee
lmao why was yall so wack and weak on friday, i know why cause my spirit was missed....so imma drop a rhyme for yall real quick
my name is peaches and im the best
all the dj's want to feel my breasts.....
THANK YA THANK YA VERY MUCH....
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