Okay folks, here's the highlight of your blogging week!! LOLWhy is gas up to $5.50 a gallon here?
Why my whole body hurts when I think about it?
Why is everything going up cept for salaries?
Why is Kanye kissing pigment challanged women?
Why am I am REALLY starting to like Lupe Fiasco?
Why is his cd FIRE?
Why this evil co worker roomate smokes and brings back the smoke scent?
Why is yawning contagious?
Why if the Lakers don't handle the Jazz tonight we gone have a problem? *in my Shawty Lo Voice* BIG UPS!!! to all my LAK-ERS!
CHRISSY'S WHY'S
why i am wondering who Kanye kissing
why i bet bammy don't remember when the blades of a fan used to be metal lol
why the damn playoffs ain't gone off yet
why lupe BEEN hottttt
why i really ain't got no good why's today
328 comments:
Why Chrissy can't access NB to see who Ye is kissing?
Why chrissy can go on Perez hilton and see the pics
Why i am really feeling that Lupe album (i was so sleeping on it)
Why I do remember when fans had metal blades!!!! lol
why my evil co worker roomate smokes and on top of that has bad breathe and leaves his coffe mug filled with coffee on the desk?
why i can't stand the smell of coffee?
why i believe there should be a law to ban old ppl from working
why this man that work here get pissed @ me for not ordering what he asked for, when his muthafucking ass aint asked me in the 1st place but he swears that he sent me a damn e-mail
why he do this shit to me like once a month and i tell him everytime you ain't asked me for nothing cause IT NEVER HAPPENED
why i be glad when his alzheimer's kicks in full blast and he just forgets to come to work altogether
why i'd rather work with bobble's 1,000 yr old co-worker who bathes daily but smells as if he bathed daily 32 yrs ago than this forgetting fool i work with now
why i just changed to the chat box and i think i'm the only one in there?
why i don't know what happened to the chat box??
why is this so funny to me??
Why do I love the smell of fresh brewed coffee, but never drink it cause I can't stand the taste?
Why I love the smell of pipe tobacco but hate cigarette smoke?
Why do I love the fact that my gas is cheaper than Bammy's but hate the fact that 10 gallons cost me almost $40 yesterday?
Why did I laugh my arse off when I say Kanye suckling on YT teat?
Why will famous people never learn that you should never have sex with unfamous people? Unfamous people have nothing to lose if the relationship is revealed; in fact they have something to gain.
Why am I determined not to get ensnared in the undertow that is "Why Wednesdays" @ Bammy & Chrissy's?
why bobble really doesn't want to work with my 1,000 yr old co-worker cause he'll talk a hole in your head while burning a hole in your lungs ?
why bammy wanna like lupe now but back in the halo days, she was rejecting him when i was trying to hook her up ?
why i'm acting like i really know lupe & was really trying to introduce him to bammy ?
why is it just wednesday ?
why i need to make some phone calls but old ass man is talking to an ex old co-worker & my vietnamese co-worker has been on the phone talking in vietnamese so it's noisey & been that way for an hour skraight & i miss my old solitary office ?
why my arm hurts ?
why bobble is concerned about metal blades ?
why bammy prolly don't know what a rubix cube is ?
why i'm not gonna start with bammy cause she can't help that she's a youngin ?
why i hated every episode of good times that featured Carl ?
why ya'll prolly know that already but i felt the need to remind you ?
why i'mma come with more why's but gonna leave you with this last one for your reading pleasure ?
why ya'll better stay out the chitty chat cause i can't participate in that !?
Why am I determined not to get ensnared in the undertow that is "Why Wednesdays" @ Bammy & Chrissy's?
^^^^^lmao why O talk like a college proffessor
why ya'll can scratch that last why ?
Why they had a marathon of "Thea" on BET or TVONE a couple of days ago and I damn near watched all of them?
Why was Brandy extra cute with them bobbed braids?
Why did I walk around for a week doing that hand thing that Brandy did at the end of her "I wanna be down" video?
Why did I just tell ya'll that knowing that 504 is gonna clown me?
Why did I walk around for a week doing that hand thing that Brandy did at the end of her "I wanna be down" video?
^^^^^why in gawd's name would a grown ass man wanna do that
why i never could do it
why brandy has never been cute
why ray j could get it tho cause he the cute one
why in gawd's name would a grown ass man wanna do that
^^^^^why was I not that grown when I was trying to do it?
why the chat box is fixed but can Onan see it?
why my head hurts? and i don't feel like taking any meds?
why puff diddy daddy screwing Cassie?
why i don't feel like doing no work? (do i ever?)
why when you send people an email or a message they don't answer you back?
why my head hurts? and i don't feel like taking any meds?
^^^why did i put a ? after a non question? lol
why onan wanted to be down ?
why is that so eff'in funny to me ?
why he's not the only one but i had that shit down packed ?
why i think onan is my age ?
why ya'll gotta pick up on the clues ?
why yall got me dying talking bout yall wanted to be down
why if O was a grown man, a kid, a toddler, a mofo teenager, a background dancer in the video i still don't see why a dude would wanna do that fruity-licious shit.....lmmfao
why i KNOW bobble ass had it down to a "T"
why i am dying tryna to get a visual of Onan doing that shit
why i started to why about picturing onan doing that shit, bobble ?
Why the chat box look like some old civil war blue & gray mess?
Why I wanted to be down and I wanted Brandy and Monica to fight over me too?
Why do I know exactly how Bammy feels with the headaches?
why that dude is stooopid ?
why botox lady dsylexi (sp) ass wanna catch a tude with me cause she be sending me e-mails asking for shit but it be typed in german????
why i point out her mistakes and she get pissed and tell me i should know what she mean
why i laughed so gotdamn hard and asked her do i look like a code breaker round here
why it was something simple she needed from me but the e-mail she sent implyed otherwise cause she types backwardz......
why i started to why about picturing onan doing that shit, bobble ?
^^^^^why we be on the same page
SEE bitch just sent me another e-mail talking bout this is pretty niffy?????? da fuck is niffy, bitch do you mean nifty?????
why i ain't gon let these folk work my nerves today
Why that hand move was some kewl Kung Fu lookin ish?
Why that got me thinkin of the Fu-Schnikens now?
Why that Ring The Alarm joint was the officialness back in the day?
Why I wanna go to YouTube and watch the video but I don't have sound?
Why I watched the UMC's "Blue Cheese" video about 10 times the other night?
why Onan sounding like a girl today talking bout ring the alarm lmmfao
why we get it O, you wanted to be down jeez, you's a brandy fan
why you still my boy O even if you are a brandy fan.....
why i was just blog surf'n?
why i think some invisible person came up behind me and drank all my lemon ice tea? cause i only took 3 swigs of it
Why do I know exactly how Bammy feels with the headaches?
^^^
u do?? bobble and chrissy know bout these dangeropus headaches i get..why i told my head doctor he needs more ppl, cause he told me ain't nothing wrong with me..
Why Chrissy think I am talking about Beyonce's ring the alarm, like Mrs. Jigga was the first one to do it?
Why I WAS a Brandy fan, but not anymore?
Why I know Chrissy would still be cool with me even if I told her I used to like George Michael too?
why brandy scared me when i was little?
why i used to love moesha tho?
why even tho rayj is cute he can't get it!! *shakes head*
Why I know Chrissy would still be cool with me even if I told her I used to like George Michael too?
^^why i wanna know what de hell is wrong with George Michael?
why my momma use to make me listen to Michael Bolton 2?
Why I know Chrissy would still be cool with me even if I told her I used to like George Michael too?
^^^^^why george michael was and still is the bidness so you can listen to him
why i am still a brandy fan i just wish yall would get off that spell casting hand thing she used to do lmmfao
why michael bolton looks old as hell to me
why i feel dumb as hell cause O done called me out on the ring the alarm song, all i know is beyonce when it come to that
"I'm never gonna dance again...guilty feet have got no rhythm...." oh sorry...
Why I wanna listen to some Annie Lennox now?
Why I wanna do The Safety Dance now?
Why I wanna Whip It now?
Why I always gotta learn Chrissy something errytime I come over here?
Why its cool cause I know she's a fast learner?
Why I wanna listen to some Phil Collins right now?
Why I wanna hear "Roxanne" right now?
why O slowly revelaing his age
why O be tryna act like he ain't learned nothing from me
why imma good teach and imma teach O how to say hush and not sound sensual with the shit
why i was lost on monday with now flavor of love
why me and bobble gon be going @ it cause real world come on tonight and joey ass is a mofo nut case
why ppl still watch american idol and dancing with the stars
why ain't nobody why'ing today
why yall sicken me cause yall be all on NB and leave me here alone to get eaten by hungry wolves
why yall gon see, when i am gone when Chrissy's gone, yall will see......lmmfao
why yall sicken me cause yall be all on NB and leave me here alone to get eaten by hungry wolves
^^^^ why this made me think of Duran Duran "Hungry Like The Wolf"?
why i'm glad i stepped out for a moment cause i shooo was about to clown onan about ring the alarm ?
why i have a cd with all those artist mentioned above ?
why flav of love was just the unseen footage & the new one comes on next week ?
why i'mma be alllll up in real world's ass 2night ?
why i agree ray j is cute but CAN'T get it from me ?
why it has nothing to do with his past freakapades ?
why he just don't seem GROWN to me ?
why his junior high school ways IRKS de hell outta me ?
why do i find myself lookin on the ground for pennies? (10 pennies = 10 cents worth of gas)
why hasn't urban blogger approved my damn profile yet?
why did i buy candy for the office, but I just about ate alllll of it myself?
why am I now grabbing handfulls of knives, forks, spoons and napkins when I order take out so I don't have to buy that ish at the store?
why do I know refuse to pay and extra .25 for an extra bar-b-que sauce for my McNuggets?
Times is getting hard yall!!!
why O still talking but he was supposed to be working lol
why i know his ass ain't working he over on NB
why all yall asses prolly over there having a good ole time
why yall some traitors and i can't say that enough
why imma fix bobble ass and change that box back to where she can't talk since she left me here alone
why bobble think i'm bitchie'in ?
why i had sum'fin to do ?
why i love using the apostrophy (')(sp ck) ?
why onan stuck on the 80's ?
why i think he's trying to relate to me ?
why i need to give him a swift kick in the tush just cause ?
Why they had a marathon of "Thea" on BET or TVONE a couple of days ago and I damn near watched all of them?
Whew ONAN that is a good questions...lol...I couldn't stand that big boned women...She was mean I tell ya, just mean!!
why if O is stuck in the 80's then yall both need to refer to i love the 80's on vh1
why bobble stay having something to do but i bet she just be leaving to get a breath of fresh air from IBD man
why J-Nyte ain't been throo here yet
why Odot is M.I.A.
why this lady told me her granny is coming to have lunch with her so when she show up let her know
why my 1st thought was imma hook P up if she over 75
why drock looking for pennies got me laughing out loud ( i hat to type that)
why two parts of my stomach are having a very loud fight w/ each other? the top is saying to the bottom stomach, "feed me feed me"
why that feed me feed me is a part from a lupe song?
why my evil co worker roomate is back and smells?
why Odot is M.I.A.
^^
why you wanna get me started??
LMAO @ y'all
Why is today only Wednesday?
Why i thought i was gettin some this weekend BUT AF decided to show up this mornin (dayum bytch)
why i might not be able to go to MIA
WHY BAMMY ain't added me to the blogroll YET?
why i know she forgot?
Why did Chriss leave me hangin yesterday
why it's all good because i was out of this piece at 4:30pm SHARP!
why this post ain't at like 100???
why i'm bout to MOLLY-WHOP my co worker cuz he shiesty as he!! and he gets on my dayum nerves
why did i stay on the phone until like 4:30 this morning talkin to my baby like i'm in high school and like a bytch ain't have to be to work at 11am sharp! (i made it tho'...lmao)
why ya'll having me dying for the following reasons :
why i agree with bammy bout drock looking for pennies with her metal dectector ? (i threw that in for taste)
why bobble is mean talkin bout keep me from the chitty chat ? (there's a fresh kick in the tush waiting in the fridge for u2 bobble)
why bobble trying to set punk ass p up with these youngins ? lmao
why bammy got an angry tummy ?
why drocky is scared of thea ?
why NO-dot prolly got a real job now like cabeeesa ?
why bammy calling her coworker a roomate is funny to me
why i bet P carries a murse with baby wipes and alzheimers meds in it
why hubby scared the shit out the mailman yesterday looking for his stimulus check
why the mailman ain't walk, nor jog, but he RAN from our front porch like his ass was on fire
why i told hubby, you can't just be popping up from behind the damn door talking bout "what cha got fa me homeboy"
WHY BAMMY ain't added me to the blogroll YET?
why i know she forgot?
^^^LMAO
why you know me so well?? lol
why i hate AF too even tho i ain't get none..lol
why special k shows her special skills with words like molly wop ?
why bobble is mean talkin bout keep me from the chitty chat (there's a fresh kick in the tush waiting in the fridge for u2 bobble)
why bobble trying to set punk ass p up with these youngins ? lmao
why i bet P carries a murse with baby wipes and alzheimers meds in it
why hubby scared the shit out the mailman yesterday looking for his stimulus check
^^^
WHY i can't breathe cause i'm laughing too damn hard!!!
why 504 always wanna give a some type of kick?
why me and 504 been relating but she don't wanna admit it?
why I aint stuck in the 80's but I like to go back erry now and then?
Why is "Passing Me By" by the Pharcyde one of the most underated hip-hop songs ever?
Why is "Now there she goes again; the dopest Ethiopian. And now the world around me begins movin in slow motion when..." one of the top 20 couplets ever written?
Why is Pharoae Monche so ill?
Why do I bet nobody is feeling my whys?
why K gon tell me i left her hanging but her ass was gone by 4:30 lmao
why i bet drock gon come up on yall ass and shock all yall when she find a lost pirates of the carribean tresure chest somewhere
why the same mofo people call all day everyday
why that irks my nerves
why bobble right about P and them youngins she @ least gotta e 96 for him to get a hard on
why AF is a bitch ?
why she fraky as hell sometimes ?
why she be wanting to watch ?
why i need to stop lol ?
why oh why did i need cappachino ?
why i bet bammy & special k don't know what de hell i mean ?
why i bet onan & bobble do ?
why i'm hungry like a wolf in bammy's clothes ?
why i love why wednesday ?
why O STAY talking bout shit i have no clue bout
why if O ain't stuck in the 80's he just visiting, he don't know bobble all that well
why bobble been in this era 1986-1993 since 1993
why imma get bobble a shirt that says 1986-1993 was and still is my shit
why imma ask what da hell is an AF?
why oh why did i need cappachino ?
^^^Why I know exactly what 504 mean but when I add "scar on my face but I'm not Al Pacino" she don't know what I mean?
^^^Why I know exactly what 504 mean but when I add "scar on my face but I'm not Al Pacino" she don't know what I mean?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^why i ain't even gon why imma take it to another W and say WHAT?!?!?!? LOL
why i'm feeling your why's onan ?
why that song was my shit ?
why i like the part "my dear my dear my dear you do not know me but i know you very well now let me tell you bout these feelings i have for you when i try, or make some sort of attempt (? ?) damn i wish i wasn't such a wimp ! ?
why thos 2 question marks are there cause they said something i couldn't understand but anywhooooo
Why is Pharoae Monche so ill?
^^why must i agree w/ you?
why i bet bammy & special k don't know what de hell i mean ?
^^ why i think i do but i am not sure
^^^Why I know exactly what 504 mean but when I add "scar on my face but I'm not Al Pacino" she don't know what I mean?
okaaaaaaaaay why am i throughly confused???
why i think of scarface??
why me and bammy actin all young and lost
why i feel like O and bobble sitting round talking bout when they was on the freedom train and me and bammy like WHAT??????
why me & onan think bammy & bobble sitting 'round talking bout their robot maids & flying cars & cloned bestest friends ?
why they leaving us hanging??
"why i bet bammy & special k don't know what de hell i mean ?"
-why i don't ...lol and now i'm curious
Why AF stands for AUNT FLO, so a nicca stomach feels like it's in knots from the cramps
why we was on a roll with the why's till O and bobble brought up them ancient songs and lyrics no one knows but them
why they like parents crashing a party and taking the punch bowl out cause it's spiked lmao
why thos 2 question marks are there cause they said something i couldn't understand but anywhooooo
^^^Why those 2 question marks are standing in for "I simp"
Why is that verse so ridiculously ill its not even funny?
Why just reading the words give you no idea how ill it was?
Why I was obsessed with getting the phrasing and breath control of that verse down?
WhyI know Chrissy is completely lost right now?
Why is that funny to me?
Now rappers, ask yourself the same question; Why am I best in this profession?
Why do I know that NOBODY will get the above why?
WHY I KNOW Y'ALL gone stop through and show my blog some love!!!!!
why y'all gone make me cyber Molly-whop y'all...LMAO
why me & onan think bammy & bobble sitting 'round talking bout their robot maids & flying cars & cloned bestest friends ?
^^^^why is that the funniest shyt I've read all week!?
Good Morning everyone
why I am sooooo happpy today is Wednesday
why today is the day me and my dip get together
why did we just have our own "Why Wednesday" for about 45 minutes
why is he so good at everything he does
why u right O...
lmmfao why i was sitting here wondering if yall forgot bout answering my question as to what AF is
why i thought it was something regarding a man
why i was like AF:
a fuckhead
a fiesty
as freaky
always forgetting
apple fritters
askin' flowers
am free
although frying
apes fuck
lmmfao
Hey Jace!!!!
why I went to K's blog and laughed my arse off about Mr. Bacon Ranch??
Why are me and 504 like the cool parents that your friends would rather hang with than you?
"No, I'm here to see your parents...are they home?"
^^^^^LMFAO @ Chriss...
why i knew u was gonna do that shyt...be over there thinkin of shyt...LMFAO
why i didn't even know K had a blog
why imma come throo there and check it out
why bobble think me and bammy a black version of the jetsons lmmfao
Now rappers, ask yourself the same question; Why am I best in this profession?
WHY i've heard that before?? um rakim? sounds like something he'd say
why all ya'll gonna stop with these blogs so a sister can get some work DID ?
why special k talkin bout come thru but we don't know where you live ?
why bobbly gonna stop with the foolishness cause she knows my why's be off the HOOK ?
why i wanted to be old skool so i said HOOK instead of CHAIN ?
why onan be confusing me with these verses ?
Hey K
why I would make dude a part of my fave five but he gamble to much
why his best friend can't stand me
why he thinks i'm stuck up
why I know that he secretly wants to be with me
why he knows that I'm the shyt
Why are me and 504 like the cool parents that your friends would rather hang with than you?
^^^^
why i knew onan was trying to marry me on the SLICK ? lol
Why are me and 504 like the cool parents that your friends would rather hang with than you?
^^^^^^lmmfao why bobble yes but O no, cause you the parent that come in the damn room and wanna school a nigga that don't wanna be schooled
why if bobble have a son and he get to bout age 15 and his friends come over it's gon be to check bobble out
why she gon know that is the case, and wear little sessay clothes in front of em
why her son gon be kicking his friends asses everyday and eventually ban them from his house talking bout naw hell naw we going to yall house to play video games get tired of yall checking out my moms
why if the roles were reversed and O was the daddy, his sons friends would be like ole boy and them on Menace II Society, when Roc stayed spitting knowledge and they ain't wanna here it, or like furious in boyz in da hood he took his son and them all cross town talking that knowledgeable shit lmmfao
why imma call O KRS-1 from now on....
why i'm hungry?
why 504 don't know to click on kali's name to take her to her blog?
why i added Kali to the blog roll
why i'm bout to tell these bastids at my job what's really on my mind?
WHY i've heard that before?? um rakim? sounds like something he'd say
^^^^why was that a good try but......Bammy, you are NOT miss rap supreme?
Why me and 504 be just conversing with these verses, this is just a conversation?
Why do I so need to get some work done but I am having too much fun?
why jace is as conceited as me & bobble ? lol
lmao why 504 wanna put me on the concieted bandwagon with her and jace
why bammy need to be added as well
why O having fun all alone
why imma go see K blog right now....
Why me and 504 be just conversing with these verses, this is just a conversation?
^^^
why onan gonna be so proud of me cause i think that's from special ed's i'm the magnificant ?
why i bet i'm right ?
why special ed age so well ?
why i took a pic with him ?
why he was looking at me the majority of the time he was on stage ?
why he can get it now & not then ?
why he grew into those ears ?
why he got a lil extra color now ?
why he got a lil grown man meat on his bones now ?
why my momma was like ohhh he's cute ?
why i was like NO he's mine !?
why imma call O KRS-1 from now on....
^^^cause teachers teach and do the world good. Kings just rule and most are never understood?
lmmfao why bobble yes but O no, cause you the parent that come in the damn room and wanna school a nigga that don't wanna be schooled
^^^^why is Chrissy so right about this?
Why am I laughing because I see she been paying attention?
Why did I know that Lawry's was some good ish!?
why was that a good try but......Bammy, you are NOT miss rap supreme?
^^ shut it!!! lmao
why this co worker roomate is bout to get a punch to the eye socket?
why he's like a nagging a$$ fly?
why when it's time to do store checks i be dodge'n him like he's a ball?
ONAN, why Bacon ranch called me at like 9am to wish me a Happy Mothers Day
why i ain't pick up cuz i know he do stupid shyt like that
why he always call me early then leave messages on my answering machine like "i know it's early BUT..."
why i be mad because i told this nicca i AM NOT a morning person
why is it so funny he still calls because he always made a point to say that he don't sweat females
LMAO
why bammy getting all chuck d on a nigga talkin bout she bout to tell them what's really on her mind ?
why i'mma get bammy a black panther shirt ?
why i'mma get her a afro pick with a fist on the end ?
why i can't see special k's page ?
why i'mma have to wait til i get home ?
why O having fun all alone
^^^all alone no one to be with, jumped the D train at 205th??
why onan gonna be so proud of me cause i think that's from special ed's i'm the magnificant ?
^^^why 504 was right and I got a Kool Aid smile on now?
Why Special Ed never really blew up?
Why was he underated?
Why I used to wish I had hair like him?
Why I wanted to be Special Ed's "trusty pal"?
^cause teachers teach and do the world good. Kings just rule and most are never understood?
^^^^^why O be proving my point lol
why bobble bout to pull a jerry springer and fight her momma for a played out rapper
why K still got an answering machine in 2008
why i got one too but i never use it
why when ppl come over and see it they be like is that an answering machine like it's a mofo beta machine or some shit
why loves K site.....and will be making frequent trips to it.....
why her tag line @ the bottom was make a wish bytches and i laughed so damn hard offa that i nearly choked
why yall calling special k underrated?????
why all i can remember bout him is his lil role in juice if that was even him lmmfao
why my older brother had that good hair so he had the special ed look but to me it just looked gay as hell
why i think imma call my brother and tell him that
ONAN, why Bacon ranch called me at like 9am to wish me a Happy Mothers Day
^^^^^why I hope I never cause a chick to nickname me "Bacon Ranch" or any salad dressing for that matter?
Why Imma send Bammy my old "Paris" album?
Why Bammy have no idea who Paris is?
why yall calling special k underrated?????
^^^^^ummmm....why we talking about Special Ed and not Special K???
why you got me laughing out loud in my office now?
Chriss...i meant voicemail...answering machine, same shyt different smell...LMAO but i meant VOICEMAIL..LMAO
why i noticed that but i couldn't type for laughing so hard O
why yall know what the hell i meant so eff it to hell
why this bitch here insist on fuckn with me
why she think ppl supposed to just do shit for free cause she cuss em out
why one of our vendors here is a mofo black couple and she got pissed and told them they set some shit up wrong that damn couple came up here and laid fire in her ass and she STILL talking shit bout it
why she gon make me tell her look here botox bytch i haven't met nan black person that is gon do shit fa free so STOP.....
"^^^^^why I hope I never cause a chick to nickname me "Bacon Ranch" or any salad dressing for that matter?"
LMAO
"^^^^^ummmm....why we talking about Special Ed and not Special K???"
why i was sittin over here like HUH? LMAO
why my internet was tripping so i got to peep at special k's page ?
why i left my mark ova there ?
why i'm bout to piss bobble off right quick ?
why bobble talking bout special ed is a played out rapper i'm lusting over, but, what is david banner doing now ?
Why Imma send Bammy my old "Paris" album?
Why Bammy have no idea who Paris is?
^^^ why you soooooo right??? lol
why bobble talking bout special ed is a played out rapper i'm lusting over, but, what is david banner doing now ?
^^oop! it's bout to get heated up in here!!!! lmao
why i hope it ain't paris hilton ?
OOOOH OOOOOOH why did I finally watch the BOONDOCKS...why is that shyt funny as he!!....why i was laughin when they was talkin bout "niggah moments" his grandad is funny as fukk ..."BYTCH NIGGUUUUUUUUUUUH" LMAO
why i'll "wanna be down" cyber fight yo ass over my old skool lol
why that dance looks like some blocking techniques ? stopping bullets n shit ?
@ K, why I think the chick with the red haid is my cousin
why my cousins where shyt like that and then have the nerve to ask me do I want to go out with them
why they be verifying the fact that I am adopted
why my mother just met my dip on mother's day
why she asked him for $50
why was I so embarrassed and tried to laugh it off
why this fool said I look and act just like my mother
why am I in therapy off of shyt like that
lmmfao why david is a horrible rapper but i don't matter cause he could still get it from me
why yall gon be like that bytch left her husbandf for davcid when our wedding is all over the blogs and entertainment shows
why imma grant my 1st interview as mrs banner to bobble,
why after i become the wife of a rapper imma hook bobble up with special ed
lmmfao why i bet bobble gon come back and say she don't need to be hooked up
why if she do say that then imma hook bobbles mom up with special ed instead, teach her ass a lesson
^^ why i'm happy to be the 100th why comment, thank you
why ya'll gonna be sad cause i gotta go handle some work bidness & go to lunch b4 it starts raining dick, balls, clit & hole sets up in dis bitch !?
why i'll be back lata folk!
I have done it!!!!!!!!! After so much hard work and left-out-id-ness, I have arrived.
Why have I just arrived?
Why do i have like a shit load of work to do today that is due by the end of the day and I don't feel like doing it and it actually hurts?
Why am I like the least motivated person on earth today?
Why i just need to gone head and get back to work so that I can meet my quota?
Why I don't want to? Really i don't...this hurts so bad.
why chrissy gone hook bobble up with a rapper and not me??
why if you do marry david, you need to hook me up w/ lupe or Pharrell...lol
Gone!
why everybody leaving?????
why bobble gotta throw that dick and balls with a side of a clit set into her convos and kill me with it every time
why yall talkin bout rappers
why Nelly can get anyway he wants it
why does that turn me on
why is Nelly's body "The Shyt"
why I would fight Ashanti in the ladies room
why I secretly wish I was her for one night
Damn where yall at????
i'se here jace....
i think they left us all so imma why with you then lol bastids
why it's 37 remixes to touch my body
why i think nelly fine as hell to but he corny
why him and ahsanti make a cute couple cause she corny too
why i smell good as hell
why yall all gotta break @ the same damn time
why i bet imma be gone when yall get back
why when i say gone i meant here in spirit but gon blog surfin lol
why Nelly can still get it
why I hate that touch my body song, period
why I would let lil wayne hit it but he look like he stink
why are they interview for the new associate lawyer position and dude is fine as hell
why I want to slip him one of my cards and tell him to call me if he has any questions
why did i just eat 3 chicken wings & a bacon/ranch chicken salad
why is Wendy's selling a boot-leg chicken snack wrap
why is KFC still selling that nasty ass chicken snacker that ain't but that big
why does churches chicken wings look like terradactyl wings from 100 b.c.
why does the chinese joint down the street sell the best fried chicken wings
why does the chinese joint down the street sell the best fried chicken wings
^^^why chinese joint wings so big they gotta put a rubber band around the styrofoam container just to keep the lid down?
why the wings, fries, onion rings and egg rolls all taste the same cause they cooked in the same grease?
why is chinese chicken wings soooo damn good
why I wish I had about 4 of them right now
why I jst bought a bag of flamin hots, reese sticks and a pepsi and I'm still hungry
Why I got the Remix to 'Passing Me By' by Pharcyde and it's 10 times better than the original.
Why it's on my Urban Blogger page and anyone can hear it
why Shot thought it was the Bidness soo much he played it for a week straight on repeat and added it tew his myspace page
why I'm done?
why is THAT?
Heyyyyy P,
why i don't want you to leave
LMAO..i'm back
why I'm mad a Jace beggin P to stay n she sin't had no CIROC!
"why did i just eat 3 chicken wings & a bacon/ranch chicken salad"
-LMAO @ bacon ranch
why i still can't believe Mariah n Nick are married....
why i spent my whole 15 minute break on the phone tryna scheme with my cousin about MIA
why now i have to go to the bathroom
why is that shyt WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY on the other side of the building?
why i'm black in full effect ?
why i got a snacker & that bitch is bigger than the average snacker ?
why ya'll confirmed that the chinese places have the best chicken wings ?
why i know i bed'not be the only why on here ?
why i hate that touch my body song more than all of you's ?
why they gotta have 10 remixes to that sucky love in the club song ?
why i think about baseball when i hear the music for it ?
why , iono ?
@ K, you know me well
why I got my Ciroc in the freezer waitin on me to get home
why i can't stand that love in da club song
why i want P to stay because i need another form of entertainment in my life
why that's why I want my dip to put it on me today
why , iono ?
^^^^why IONO remind me of Rob Base and EZ Rock's 'It Takes Tew'
why yall froting on love in da club when that's my jam
why yall are so opposite from me cause i refuse to eat a damn chinese chiken wing
why i agree bout church's chicken tho, it's ridiculously large and scary
why popeye's buying they chicken from the same place church's getting their's
why am i having such a bad day.....
oooh Chrissy....
why I can overnight you some Circor if you want me too
wait....is that against the law???
why I need to put on my diving suit so I can go 'Skin Diving' in jace
why jace can sit on my face either at her or my place so I can get a taste
why next time I go tew the Chi, I'm gonna try and hook up w/ Jace and take her to Harold's so i can order a Breast and legs cuz that's what I'm gonna be checkin out when we meet
why Chi-town has a new meaning to me nah
why is THAT?
lmmfao why jace just made me smile
why i feel weird as hell right now
why i be glad when this day is ovah....
why this chinese lady on the news got robbed and beat the other morning but her ass still opened up her chiken wing/donut shop after the police left
why i am out, lol cause my day is shitty nuff w/o p making it worse with his BS.....
ask me why man, no one knows...maybe jealous between you & me. could be the fame, could be the money !
why it takes 2 to make a thing go right ?
why it takes 2 to make it outta sight ?
why wouldn't it work with, say, 3 or 4 ?
why jace stay getting twisted ?
why bobble like that whack ass shit love in the club ?
why anybody likes that shit ?
why i like this song called "gripping on the bed grip grip gripping on the bed"
why it sounds like an old skool jer'nt ?
why i like misspelling words ?
why you ask man, no one knows ?
why imma be a lurker on my own site
why bobble talkin bout she's out ?
why she want me to put the smack down on her ?
why bobble gon diss love in da club
why imma diss anything after 7 ever made just to piss bobble off
why i can't do that tho cause i luvs me some after 7
why them niggas won't make a comeback
why i bet bobble got all the albums
why i bet bobble got teena marie with lisa stansfield thrown in for taste in her cd collection as well
why i bet her ass know the hook to been around the world
why that was my jam
why i bet bobble got leaders of the new school 1st cd
why i also bet that bobble is a mofo ready for the world fan
why i bet she got they cd's too
why i could go on and on bout bobble cd collection and half the shit i say her ass more than likely gon have it
why bobble cd collection is making me forget bout my horrible day
why i bet she remember mary j blige ass was in father mc's video looking all hood rat-ish
why bobble prolly got father mc shit too
why P I can't wait till you get here
why imma let you do whatever you want
why you my type of nicca with the Harold shyt
why I want you to finish
why am i moist nah, go head P
why i got about 4 teena marie cd's ?
why i don't have lisa's but i did download about 4 of her songs for taste ?
why i know you're not gonna play with after 7, why , cause ya can't lol ?
why i downloaded 2 songs from leaders of the new school ?
why i'm surprised bobble even know about leaders of the new school ?
why i dwl a few songs by ready for the world ?
why my boyfriend does the best ready for the world impression ?
why that nigga be sounding just like them fools ?
why i remember bobble going off a lil while back on the possible cd's in my collection ?
why i was crying & laughing all at the same time cause that shit was soooo funny ?
why she was on point with 98% ?
^^LMAO
why imma give jace a lombotomy (sp)
why i think P put some type of spell on my girl
why imma buy her a big ass bottle of ciroc and bribe her with it hoping she will pick the liquor over P
why her saying she was moist over what P said made me gag
why i see P as an older big annoying fuck with me on a regular push all my buttons cause he know he can brother who i hate and wish he never came home over the holidays cause he be trying to get with all my friends and even when i tell on his ass he still do it
why i bet she remember mary j blige ass was in father mc's video looking all hood rat-ish
^^^^
why they didn't comb that po child's hair on that video ?
why he put jodeci on the map too ?
why jace is about to make me throw up talking that way about punk ass p ?
why it'll be cool if she was talking bout anybody else but ew, "p" ?
why i can't why with y'all because i dunno what y'all talkin bout:( i mean i know but i don't LMAO
one'st again why me a bobble be on the same eff'in page ?
why special k be coming in here all lost in emotions ?
why I love P talking to me like that
why yall know that P can get it
why do I feel like i'm in trouble for that last why
SORRY
cum on P
why I would take Chrissy up on that drink idea
why imma top bobble and her b/f cause hell that's what me and her do talk bout our silly ass men and tell her that hubby do the BEST new edition EVER if it isn't love, hubby got the song and dance steps down pat like he was really in the group
why he told our oldest that he used to be in jodeci till they kicked him out and brout in K-Ci
why our daughter was like daddy please stop
why when he do the new edition shit in front of people, she hates us for being her parents
why last year @ a family bbq hubby, and 2 of his cousins did the damn if it isn't love video, and i looked @ my daughter and i swear if looks could kill
why imma get back on bobble's cd collection
why i loves me some nutty ass busta in leaders tho bobble
why i had a crush on busta back then
why all of ready for the world was gay
why i bet bobble got hi-five's cd collection
why i bet she also got soul for real and mista's albums as well
why i bet nobody know who da hell mista is but me.......lmao
Jacelyn said...
why I love P talking to me like that
why yall know that P can get it
why do I feel like i'm in trouble for that last why
SORRY
cum on P
^^^^^^^why imma get jace 5 bottles to stop.....lmao
why i'm surprised bobble even know about leaders of the new school ?
^^^^why am I surprised by this too?
Why that make me wanna say "Busta Rhymes the mighty infamous. Always misbehaving and mischevious. Causing aggravation, I'll never pause. Pushing out spitballs with plastic straws."?
Why Busta the only one from that group that blew up?
Why Busta's career wasn't the only thing that blew up? You seen the size of dude's head lately?
why imma get on good times real quick cause i got a few unanswered questions
why whenever it's something to celebrate, like a b-day, a good grade, a better job for james, they have a damn party
why that baffles me cause if they barely surviving why keep throwing shin digs
why is my internet connection trippin the hell out?
why i had some why's but they wouldn't go thru?
why i don't feel like type'n that ish over?
@ O why i was watching his new video and was like what da hell wrong with busta????
why i think him getting rid of the dreads is the problem
why he not only have a swole ass rotweiler (sp) head now, but his sholders, chest, arms look like he take anabolic steroids for breakfast lunch and dinner
why yall surprised i know a lil bit bout hip hop gawd........lol give me some credit
OK I'M MAD A HELL
why they just asked me what's a good number (meaning money) to give to this paralegal that's getting married this weekend
why did the bytch say "is $200 too low" WTF
why am I going to give all of these muthafucka's the side eye for the rest of the year
why all these mofo gave me was "mazoltoff" when I got married
why I smiled and said (through gritted teeth) that $200 was quite enough
why am i moist nah, go head P
^^^why I'm bout tew (warm it up Kriss)
why our 1st meeting gon be like we've known each other for years
why I'm gon flirt w/ you like it aint no tomorrow
why I'm gon tell you things that make you wetter, do thing to you that you aint know know better
why I'm gon romance you and take you to a Ball, later on that night havin you climbin up walls
why I can give it tew you for over an hour, why you'll never get dry cuz we'll be in the shower
why you gon be outta breath till yo' throat get dry, why I'm gonna get a tissue to wipe that tear from yo eye
why I wanna see that other set of dimples you got, have you screamin my name hollerin 'That's MY SPOT'
why the next day I'm gonna massage ya neck, have you lookin for me eryday like that Stimulus check
why I want a freak in the street and a freak in the bed, why I can go for 15 minutes givin you head
why do I know this is got you hot and bothered, why we gon role-play like Cops and Robbers
why I'm gon Arrest you for such a Badd Body, why I'm gon frisk you cuz you my new Shawty
why I'm know you gon convict me with the law, why you gon sit in our courtroom in just your pannies and bra
why I'm Judge Patent and I'll say 'Order in the Court'. Approach the bench in your Pink Booty Shorts
why did I just put this all in your mind, why be patient Boo, it's only a matter of time
why is THAT?
"why special k be coming in here all lost in emotions"
-LMFAO
"why yall know that P can get it"
-why i know this shyt right hurrrrrrrrrr will just amp P head up?
"why last year @ a family bbq hubby, and 2 of his cousins did the damn if it isn't love video, and i looked @ my daughter and i swear if looks could kill"
-LMAO i can only imagine how she was lookin..hahah
why yall surprised i know a lil bit bout hip hop gawd........lol give me some credit
^^^^^why you'll never get credit from me since you got a Lil Boosie CD?
Why old Busta and new Busta look like Bruce Banner and The Incredible Hulk?
Why Thelma from Good Times still look good as hayle?
Why Thelma used to have me sprung with them tight ass bell bottoms?
why am i moist nah, go head P
^^^why I'm bout tew (warm it up Kriss)
why our 1st meeting gon be like we've known each other for years
why I'm gon flirt w/ you like it aint no tomorrow
why I'm gon tell you things that make you wetter, do thing to you that you aint know know better
why I'm gon romance you and take you to a Ball, later on that night havin you climbin up walls
why I can give it tew you for over an hour, why you'll never get dry cuz we'll be in the shower
why you gon be outta breath till yo' throat get dry, why I'm gonna get a tissue to wipe that tear from yo eye
why I wanna see that other set of dimples you got, have you screamin my name hollerin 'That's MY SPOT'
why the next day I'm gonna massage ya neck, have you lookin for me eryday like that Stimulus check
why I want a freak in the street and a freak in the bed, why I can go for 15 minutes givin you head
why do I know this is got you hot and bothered, why we gon role-play like Cops and Robbers
why I'm gon Arrest you for such a Badd Body, why I'm gon frisk you cuz you my new Shawty
why I'm know you gon convict me with the law, why you gon sit in our courtroom in just your pannies and bra
why I'm Judge Patent and I'll say 'Order in the Court'. Approach the bench in your Pink Booty Shorts
why did I just put this all in your mind, why be patient Boo, it's only a matter of time
why is THAT?
^^^^^^MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA P IN HERE TRYING TO GET MY FRIENDS PREGNANT AGAIN........
Why me and O can still be friends, cause i lost my boosie bad azz cd....
why i am disgusted with the amount of sexual tension between jace and P
why i want to send jace to a convent till she get over P
why i bet P ass would go there and make all the nuns convert to ho-izsm a new religion he invented that involves him and a bunch of females he done brain washed
lmmfao why that's so funny to me cause i can see P ass on tv talking bout this is not a cult, this is love, and all the women look lost and shit he got they ass all off in the damn hills somewhere ahhahhahhahhahhahha lawd
why am i so damn funny
why i gotta take the rest of the day off sick cause that po'em just turned my stomach...
why P just made my day
why is that they sessay shyt I have ever heard
why do I have the biggest kool aid smile on my face
why am I so hot right now
why I want P to put his arms around me and say nasty shyt to me
why do I want P to stand behind me and put his member on my back
why did typin that turn me on
why i can see punk ass p with mirrors on his shoes, trying to look at mother superior's granny draws ?
why i'mma throw cold grits on jace?
why yaw aint know Golf was invented by a black pimp (18 hoes and a Caddy)
why I can see myself as the 'Head Master' convent tew
why is THAT?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i just retyped everything i typed b4 and the sh!t still won't go thru.me and this damn puter bout to have fight!
Why do I feel like I'm watching a live Zane novel?
*take that!*slaps computer
ooh who you think you is throwing megabites?
don't make me go get a virus!! come back where you going son? yea you better refresh 4 i put my foot in ya a$$!
lmao
Jacelyn said...
why P just made my day
why is that they sessay shyt I have ever heard
why do I have the biggest kool aid smile on my face
why am I so hot right now
why I want P to put his arms around me and say nasty shyt to me
why do I want P to stand behind me and put his member on my back
why did typin that turn me on
^^^^^^why she encouraging this nigga
why if jace was really my friend and P my brother jace would only be my friend so she could get @ P
why i bet we would go home from school and she would say shit to me like ohhhhhh yo' brother is cute girl, he been working out
why i would say ewwwww jace who cares what he been doing i wish he'd work his way out the family
why i would prolly go the my room to change lmmfao and walk back inm the rec room to find jace all up on P and P would be saying some shit like alright girl you better stop that shit
why P would prolly start doing dumb shit like walking round the house shirtless when jace came over
why i would be so disgusted i'd run the fuck away from home lmmfao
Why I'm feeling Bammy's pain cause that ish used to happen to me all the time?
Why the ish I typed would be extra clever too and I never wanted to retype it?
why bobble said cold grits lmmfao
why jace needs more than cold grits she needs bout 32 bottles of ciroc
why i am still sick cause P called himself the head master
why my bad day is long forgotten messing with yall
why bammy plotting to take over the world talking bout virus and shit....
why i wanna take over the world too so i can break jace and P up
why p and jace bout to make me gag?
why i feel like change'n the channel on them?
why is this not in the least bit sessay? lol
why jace ain't old enuff for P?
why do i feel like Chriss and 504 as far as Jace and P?
Why i really need Jace to put it on her DIP tonight so she can stop fanticizin bout P
Why is P such a freak
why is jace so hot?
why i agree with bammy's last post
why i think P gon knock off all our new cyber buddies one by one
"take that!*slaps computer
ooh who you think you is throwing megabites?
don't make me go get a virus!! come back where you going son? yea you better refresh 4 i put my foot in ya a$$! "
-LMMFAO, why i can actually pictur u slappin your PC
Why I'm feeling Bammy's pain cause that ish used to happen to me all the time?
Why the ish I typed would be extra clever too and I never wanted to retype it?
^^ why i thought my ish was funny too? (to me anyway)
why i think there are little green people in the comoputer's that just wanna mess things up? yup! lol
why am i feeling goofy?
why goofy had the biggest teeth in the group?
Damn I had a lot of typos, but anyway
why I want P to meet me in my office at about 5:15, come in, close my door and......
why I want P to finish my sentence
LMAO, Chriss Jace does NOT need all that CIROC!!!!! LMAO
why Jace is off thinkin bout P
"Damn I had a lot of typos, but anyway
why I want P to meet me in my office at about 5:15, come in, close my door and......
why I want P to finish my sentence"
-this is funny...LMAO u a mess Jace!
why i feel like like Purell'n the room from all this freaky ness?
why I can give it to Jace till she run outta breath, why I can picture her nah cummin all over hersef (yeah, I made it up)
why I can picture my hand down her shirt, while her hands comes up her red mini skirt
why I can picture me Gettin all HARD, goin deeper inside Jace as she moans Oh My GAWD!!!
why it's nothin for me to help Jace reach that peak, 'Naw boo, it's no problem we've done it everyday for the last tew weeks
why I can see Jace plottin and schemein, on ways for her to start sweatin and creamin
why I have blocked out all the haters, Chrissy and 504 secretly wanna be Spectators
why they wanna see if I can back up what I say, knowin damn well I can dew this ALL DAY
why I need to get back to Jace who's so lovely, why I can see her squattin above me
why before she put me inside, her leg start to twitch cuz she really aint ready for this here ride
why she gon need more than a drink to ride this train, why after we sex her life will never be the same
why I know she is lovin this Sh!t, why she crossin her legs nah hopin to rub her clit
why she thinkin bout goin to the Restroom and closin the door, why she classy but secretly she my Dirty Lil Whore
why I can talk dirty and call her out her name, why she like this D!ck cuz it's mixed with pleasure and pain
why when we sexin I can get away wit name callin, why when she think of me she think she be Ballin'
why I need to see how much a plane ticket to Chi cost, why I bet Jace don't have no problem callin me BOSS!
why is THAT?
*throws rotten tomatoes @ P*
booooooooo get off the stage...lmao
why do i miss yall like a fat person misses that last slice of apple pie?
why am i in 2 different chat rooms not doing ANY work?
why does my "boss" look like he's 7 months preggers?!
why do i wanna tell him to kiss my fucking ass?
why do i wish i was home laid up w/ somebody right about now?
why am i listening to anthony hamilton feeling all melancoly???
why i don't feel the love from the clique cuz i dont get emails from them anymore???
why i am so disgusted with p it's ain't even funny
why p need to take his sessay poems and make money
why i have no clue who would buy em tho
oh, i know a bunch of silly ho's
why p done tuned jace out
why jace prolly over there bout to scream and shout
why i am mad this post is a damn sexcapade
why when they done in here me and bammy gon' have to hire a maid
why i don't feel the love from the clique cuz i dont get emails from them anymore???
why shot, issmh and 80's pretending like they got jobs?
DAMN DAMN DAMN
That shyt got me going P
why i can't wait to confirm everything that P is sayin
why I know imma walk around singing Idia Arie song "because he is tha truth and he is so real and I love the way that he makes me feel"
why I bet P taste so sweet
LMFAO @ this shyt right hurrrrrrrrrr
LOL @ Traycee, whattup
why i am kinda melancoly too T
why you talking bout you don't feel the love and it's all kinda love in here to feel tween jace and p
why O left??
why i am bout to leave too if P don't stop seducing jace and making me ILL lol
why bobble quiet
why she bts to get to talking up in here
why what these bitches want from a nigga still the jam
why i liked sisco singing part the best
why I know imma walk around singing Idia Arie song "because he is tha truth and he is so real and I love the way that he makes me feel"
^^^^why is Brown Skin a good song tew.
why 'She don't know where mines begins. She don't know where mines end
why I get the feelin Jace aint the only one that's HOT!
why is THAT?
why I know imma walk around singing Idia Arie song "because he is tha truth and he is so real and I love the way that he makes me feel"
why I bet P taste so sweet
^^^^^^ahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao this here did it fa me, it really did roflmmfatfo right now cause P prolly like eating this shit up like it's somma that harold's chicken....
why is jacelyn such a FREAK, talking about P tasting so sweet???
Bahama said...
*throws rotten tomatoes @ P*
booooooooo get off the stage...lmao
^^^
why i need you to pass some tomatoes my way for jace & pass some bricks & boulders for punk ass p ?
"why I bet P taste so sweet"
ewwwww i just threw up in my mouth!
why P can call me anything he wants
why was I just thinking if P likes to smack it softly
why just thinking about that made me warm
why I love to hear P call my his little....
why would I love to feel P's lips on my....
why I bet P's hands are so strong
why are my legs crossed so tight
speaking of tight.....
why i need you to pass some tomatoes my way for jace & pass some bricks & boulders for punk ass p ?
^^^^^and throw some concrete blocks in fa taste
and some smelling salt for jace so we can get her out the drug induced stupor P done put her in
LMAO @these comments
why I bet P's hands are so strong
^^^^why jace want me to die, lmmfao i thought we was cool
"why I bet P's hands are so strong
why are my legs crossed so tight
speaking of tight....."
-Y'all fina be in timeout..LMAO OMG what has happened to innocent Jace? i think P slipped her something! LMAO
why I bet P taste so sweet
^^^
since when did shit become sweet ?
why I feel like playin Ice Cube's "I'm the Ni99uh You Love to Hate"
why I'm gon play Kells 'Touched a Dream' the morning after Jace gets the Bidness
why my whys should all say 'For Jace's eyes only'
why is THAT?
K@LiENTe said...
"why I bet P taste so sweet"
ewwwww i just threw up in my mouth!
^^^^^^^ ahhahhahhahh lmmfao you too huh????? imma start a free jace foundation so we can free her of P and his love oppression he got our girl under.....
"since when did shit become sweet ?"
-----------DEAD---------------
AHA!!! lmao
why i think p and jace need to get their own room..cause i'mma have nightmares 2night
why I'm gon play Kells 'Touched a Dream' the morning after Jace gets the Bidness
^^^^^why imma play an original tune titled NEGRO PLEASE LMMFAO
LMAO @ Chriss....what happened? And like i said she ain't even on the CIROC, i know he is feelin himself so much right now!
why P gone bring a case of CIROC when he see Jace
why i bet them niggas been myspace eff'in ?
why i bet if she gets some dick, punk ass p would be a distant memory ?
why i think we need to work on gettin jace some dick or ban punk ass p from the premises ?
why the latter is what i'm voting for ?
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