Why i forgot it was why wednesday?
Why i'm kinda nervous about the Spurs/Lakers game tonight?
Why I got an elephant sh!t load of work to do and i'm pretty sure i'm not gonna get started till 12:00?
Why when your in a deep sleep it's so hard to wake up and even harder to get up?
Why i almost didn't come to work today?
Why I watched Shooter last night with Mark Walhberg and wondered why they ain't make a sequel?
Why I always want to see a sequel to movies I like?
Why the 'ell is gas going back up?
Chrissy's Why's
Why my radio work some days and some days it don't
Why I wish i could be a baliff, juror, mofo fly on the judge's gavel during the R. Kelly trial
Why this man here got to be every bit of 60 but he got a goatee trying to be sexy but he come off more stoopid then sexy lmao
Why i watched that damn NBA Lottery last night and was lost like a mutha.....
Why hubby told me that in the apartments where he work, a black man broke into a family's apartment WHILE THEY WERE IN THERE told the family my bad wrong apartment, then WALKED throo the damn living room TO THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR and let himself out
Why the first thing that popped into my head when hubby told me that, was that phone call bobble got the other day, THEN i could not for the life of me stop laughing....
Why this BYTCH of a botox lady gotta come in and fuck with me early in the morning bout some damn coffee pots
Why her ass don't just stay sick and leave me alone
206 comments:
why am i FIRST??
why should everyone now read my why's because they are first?
why do i have to wake up in the morning and go to work?
why i can't just win the lottery or get some settlement suit or realize a rich uncle who liked me as a kid or be a rich yt woman's poodle or meet and devour some single basketball/football/baseball/old rich oil mogul guy or something?
why don't rich people know me and want to help me out and make me rich too?
why can't money grow on trees?
why all of this only because i don't want to be at work today?
why does being at work even matter because it's not like i do any while i'm here?
why what's next?
why did that family have to be in their apartment that night and thus f_ck up that burgulars night.
why do I not wanna here no talk about the Lakers, Spurs or Celtics since LeBron and team are out of the playoffs
why am I on yalls site typing ish with 3 people sitting in the lobby with me tryin to read what hell I'm typing
why money do grow on trees cause it's made outta paper that is made outta trees
why i heard that shit on some tv show and that is why i said it
why do ppl CC you on a fucking e-mail, like you give a flying fuck
why i agree with lacy and wish i had a rich relative who wanted to look out for me by buying me a house, and taking care of all my bills
why that shit sound like something a pimp or a sugar daddy would do
why i would love to have a sugar daddy but he would have to be blind, deaf and senile and just give me his check
why did that family have to be in their apartment that night and thus f_ck up that burgulars night.
^^^^^lmmfao why the fuck wasn't it night but broad damn daylight
why i am STILL tripping and hoping hubby lying to me and making that shit up
why i bet he ain't tho
why i saw 3 black men @ the gas station this morning and all of em looked like a band of gay cowboys
why d'angelo ain't made a comeback yet
why i was on the phone just now with my friend and heifer brought up ready fa da world
why i was like them negro's was xtra chocoalte and greasy with them curls
why i clowned her ass cause her daddy look like he was the lead singer
why i just flat out ask her one day if he was and she told me to stfu
why lmmfao i was like look, damn it, he look just like that one dude, and yo ass wouldn't know if he was in the group no way cause you was too young
why her daddy still got a curl in 2008
why he still be wearing them damn curl juice cap holder things
lmmfao why i can't never go to her family functions w/o clowning somebody
why she was like yeah we gon have he family reunion in june, you coming, lmao
why i was like yeah if ya daddy get the group back together and perform.......
why i saw 3 black men @ the gas station this morning and all of em looked like a band of gay cowboys..
why did i just get an imaginary visual of that and laugh so hard a tear formed in my right eye..
why trina sucks as a rapper
why she need to stop
why i wanna know what da hell bobble was doing to miss the why post
why i bet she was consumed with the naked mystery person that i STILL have no clue about
why i bet bobble gon be like i loves me some ready fa the world, the debarge family, AND lisa lisa with cult jam, and sheila e on drums......
LMMFAO @ y'all whyz..
why does my back hurt
why did i JUST get off that long azz call.
why i wants some D
why Miami finna be off glass this weekend
why y'all ain't watch bad girls club reunion last night?
why am I hatin on kaliente being in Miami cause Im in cold ass Ohio..where the F-ck did the sun go, it's cold as hell here...
why that phone call still disturbs me bobble ?
why i woulda died if you told me that burgular asked to borrow a dolla ?
why i feel all of lacy's whys ?
why does that dude drew look like his parents are kermit de frog & miss piggy cause that nigga looks like a frog & pig mated and created his buggly (butt ugly) ass ?
why can't the night time go skower than the day time ?
why i feel like whying about coming to america ?
why come the lil sister never combed her hair when she was out the house (refer to the basketball game, put it in the face, right?)
why come Lisa didn't say well dammit Hakim, let's do the damn thing, instead of throwing those earrings at him ?
why lisa didn't get ghetto in king jaffe joffer when he said he's about to get married by saying "nah uh, he don't want her, he wants me!"
why come she was dating that asshole of a juicy curl nigga Darryl with his cheap ass?
why after the "engagement party" did she start liking Hakim after she told him "be careful, i think my sister likes you" apparently that didn't matter...trick !
why i'm tripping off this shit lol ?
why i can perform the whole movie for ya'll right now ? with a few mixed up words but you'd get the idea ?
why arsenio's old man character (barbershop) was eating something everytime he was in scene ?
why that lady barely did anything & my b/f had to point out she might be the queens assisstant (servant) cause i didn't know her purpose ? why i bet ya'll don't know who i'm talking bout ?
why we don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time ?
KALI!!!
WHY I WANNA BE IN MIA FOR THE REGGAE THING?
WHY I FEEL LIKE SEEING HOW MUCH TH PLANE TICKET IS CAUSE I REALLY WANNA GO?
WHY I KNOW I'M NOT?
WHY I'M TO LAZY TO PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
WHY I AIN'T EVEN DO NO WORK YET, AND JUST LOOKED AT THE SPREADSHEET?
WHY I HATE SPREADSHEETS SO DAMN MUCH?
WHY I COMPLETELY AGREE ABOUT MEETING A RICH SOMEBODY TO PAY MY BILLS?
WHY IS LIFE SEPERATED INTO THE HAVES AND HAVE NOTS?
WHY ARE THERE MORE HAVE NOTS THEN HAVES?
WHY THERE AIN'T NO IN BETWEEN?
WHY I JUST TRIED TO MAKE A WORD UP FOR IT..HAVOTS?
why we don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time ?
^^^^why i hope bobble tell me that man name cause me and hubby was like what's that ole dark ass perm dude who had that jam and he danced like a white girl when he was on soul train
why did Sexual Chocolate not get his own movie???
why is there a male skripper named Sexual Chocolate somewhere out there in 2008
why imma continue why'ing bout coming to america
why lisa was out her muthafucking mind for slanging them earrings
why john amos was so mofo sneaky and underhanded in that movie
why i concur bout the baby sister hair, i STILL don't get that shit she had going on with her head @ the basketball game
why i still love when arsenio tell eddie "my gawd hakeem please do not take my pocket money"
why i hope bobble can think of another movie we can all why bout....
why i do love me some lisa lisa, sheila e, ready for the world & all that ?
why bobble gotta bring them up every 2 weeks ?
why she acts like she don't know them folks or don't be bumping their shit when it comes on the radio/video station ?
why i hope the why's don't turn out like last weeks why's ?
why cause my stomach can't take anymore of that shit ?
why i wish i was sleeping in my bed ?
why i shoulda known taking that 7 sins quiz it was gonna confirm my chronic laziness ?
why is this the remix ?
why they playing that dumbass bust baby shit on the radio ?
why they have to nerve to use a beautiful song like "come back to me" as a sample ?
why am i disturbed by that ?
why i think janet is on the remix ?
why i lost all respect for her musically artistic talent ?
why that's another way of saying her ass sold out ?
why i feel like putting on a erotic show cause i hear "lollipop" on the radio ?
why me & my b/f was making out to that song when we was clubbing ?
why that nigga so lovey dovey after that night cause we went out with his co-workers & them nigga damn near drooling over me ?
why i laughed cause he said he told them niggas i had a gut & they said he tripping that i was perfect ?
why that nigga think he got platinum now ?
why is that so funny to me ?
but why he said the chicks those nigga date, i'm like tyra banks ?
why i said 'with a smaller forehead though, right ?
why i feel like jumping in my ride & riding the eff to my house & back in my bed ?
why i feel like, somebody's watching me ?
LMAO, nah i ain't in MIA...yet but lol i am in FLA. it's hotter than a mu'fukka!
why does my neck hurt n i was tryin to crack it...it won't so i was like twisting the hell out of my head..LMAO up here lookin crazy..lol
why in the hell is my scalp itchin so bad
why that shyt made me think of thing 1 n thing 2 from FOL when the re cap showed them PATTIN THEY WEAVE
why that shyt look so hood to me, beatin ya damn head
why i'm just finna start why'n bout random shyt
why when i leave the club and my feet hurt you CANNOT tell, i be frontin but dayum man it be feeling like i'm walkin on nails.
why i wish i was getting a pedicure right now
why somone pointed out the other day that Beyonce no longer had corns on her toes
why i said shid, she may have gotten a toe replacement
why i was on a make up blog and they were talking about red lipstick
why MAMA TINA KNOWLES popped up in my head cuz she know she be wearin that dayum red shyt out, like that's her signature
why i wonder if her and PAPA KNOWLES still be gettin it on
why do i keep forgetting Solange got married at like 17.
why they know that shyt wasn't right pressuring that girl to get married
why did i just why about the KNOWLES?
why that sexual chocoalte stripper reference take m to real sex
why i know yall gon know what i am talking bout when i bring up the episode they had with the black male strippers
why that one dude name was S.L.A.M sexy like a muthafucka
why all them niggas had meat fa days
why i think half of em where gay tho
why i can watch male skrippers on tv but in person they sicken me
why the latino version they had of the black skrippers was a mess cause all they ding a lings was little
why do i why a whole story ?
why they have to nerve to use a beautiful song like "come back to me" as a sample ?
^^^^^why that is bullshit
why i bet bobble is a janet jackson fan back to her goodtimes days
why i can't stand janet on good times, different strokes or anything else for that matter
why you can never HEAR her whisper ass and what she say in any of her songs
why imma stop riding on bobble and her love for all things 83-96
why did Appalonia have to jump in Lake Minatonka...
why did Prince just stare at her like she was crazy...
why did I think Prince was soooo fine back in the day even tho he had on more make-up than Ru Paul..
why when i leave the club and my feet hurt you CANNOT tell, i be frontin but dayum man it be feeling like i'm walkin on nails.
^^^
why i was like that sunday morning walking to my damn car ?
why if my b/f wasn't drunk , i woulda jumped on his back ?
why i was dying of pain but didn't let that shit show ?
why i was a true soldier, i thought it told ya ?
why i'll be m.i.a for a few so bare with me ?
why did doves cry..& who the hell heard them???
lmmfao why K went off on the damn knowles family
why drock talking bout appalonia and her ass jumping in that lake
why yall so random on why wednesday
why that is the whole point tho, be random with it
lmmfao why drock killing me talking bout who heard em....
why that song when doves cry is my jam tho
why this white man here have the biggest ass, then he got the nerve to have his shirt tucked in, lmmfao
why only 2 why's since i left ?
why did the cage birds sing ?
why did somebody do a remix to souija GIRL ?
why the head boss at my establishment have a stomach the size of a preteen ?
why it looks like he's carrying a back pack backwards ?
why has the why's slowed down ?
why it won't stop me from whying with ya'll boring asses ?
why i'mma why til the cops come knocking ?
why that man's name was jermaine stewart
why i am wondering where bobble get this shit from, a gotdamn back pack backwardz?????
why porky pig wore a shirt with no pants/shorts ? shouldn't he be covering the bottom portion & not the top if not both ?
why he should be arrested for indecent exposure ?
why they didn't give that pig some speech lessons before hiring him to do cartoons ?
why nobody never slapped sylvester the cat for spitting on them when he talked ?
why did wile e coyote bought all these ghetto gadgets but couldn't buy him a 2 piece meal ?
why tom & jerry fought all the damn time but seemed to get along when the babysat a friggin puppy ?
why i'mma let ya'll marinate on that why i come up with some more why's ?
why it ain't no fun why'ing when it's only you
why i will why when it's somebody here to why with
why i hate that serve you up song
why that one girl from the group cherish, look like the triplet of thing one and thing 2
why i forgot to tell you jermaine stewart ?
why you act like i'm not a real person ?
why i hate the remix of the serve you up song with a deep passion sprinkled with a lil bit of contempt for added seasoning ?
why z ?
why bobble a certified bonafied fool fa that
but why i agree on all of it
why all them cartoons made no sense
why popeye and whathisname always fought over olive oil ole crackhead ass
why i dare yall to say her ass wasn't a crackhead cause her ass was on something with her po ass
why olive oil was a crackhead and a ho cause let somebody sides popyeye or brutus come around her ass would swoon over them too
why i bet the members of the ojays had to tell eddie to stfu and give them the mike sometimes
LOL
MAAAAAAAAAAN why can't i be rich?
WHY did i not get home yesterday morning until 4:30am, i was out being grown like i didn't have to be to work @ 11am
why i was sippin on some Tang n it had me loose
why my friend *thought* he was finna get it...LMAO try again nicca
why i told him not to tease himself
why i KNOW he thought if i had some tang in my system it would be on
why this nicca was like let me cut off the lights, I'm sittin there like OK
why after a while he did stop because he realised what was up
why he don't even have good D so i dunno why he was tryna slang it my way
why thats my dawg tho n i still fukkz wit him
why can i NOT WAIT until Friday
why i feel like how we used to feel in elementary school the morning of the field trip...lol
why you act like i'm not a real person ?
^^^^lmmfao what??? why i am clueless, but i agree that the serve you up remix is worse than the original
lol why i said that bobble cause you came in talking but you not gonna why til somebody comes why with you when i was already whying, hence you thinking i'm not a real person lol
why imma just why on some ole random type ish
why black ppl believe in nicknames so hard
why my kids both go by nicknames
why most kids i know go by nicknames, or they middle name
why i bet all yall know a nigga named black, blue, red, or some other color lmao
why i bet all yall know a chick named tweety, coco, shug, peaches, or missy
why all southern ass ppl gotta put ms. in front of a lady's name b4 he address her
Why am I home from work today and don't feel good enough to have any fun?
Why I don't really have any why's in my system?
Why is "He looks like he's carrying a backpack backwards" the funniest thing I have read all week?
why i'm alone again ?
why special k be talking bout getting some which in return makes me wanna get freaky with my man ?
why i need to get crunked & get something started ?
why olive oyl reminds me of amy whinehouse ?
why cartoons make adults/parents dumb as a eff'in bag of pinto beans ?
why cartoons are like the song "parents just don't understand" ?
why Jem was truly outrageous but never went solo ? isn't that the next step after outrageous ?
why did garglemel think the smurfs were like filet mignon ? i mean did he taste one b4 ?
why didn't those female cats get together & press sexual harassment charges on that perverted persistent pepe le pew ?
why did bugs & daffy have such beef ?
why was daffy so hell bent on being a star'rer ?
why did elmer fudd always came across bugs & daffy when he was hunting ?
why his dumb ass didn't see the dollar signs when he heard them fuckers talking ?
why he didn't just take them out to eat & talked them into being their manager cause daffy show was bout it !?
lol why i said that bobble cause you came in talking but you not gonna why til somebody comes why with you when i was already whying, hence you thinking i'm not a real person lol
^^^^^ why bobble wanna confuse me lmmfao
why i am gonna say bobble you the realest person i know so let;s form a why rally and get to why'ing
why i think bobble would argue with a person till she get her point across
why i hate my job some days yall fa real i can't stnad bullshit i gotta go take a damn break b4 i beat ass round here....
^^ LMAO @ 504 THIS is why u need your own blog...HAHA
why i need to scratch that alone why cause a bunch of people why'ed while i was typing my essay ?
why i'm glad i can bring humor to onan's sickly life ?
why i hope onan feels better?
why i feel a lil ill too but i'mma try to stick it out ?
bobble, why i was tweety in my childhood ?
why i never knew why they called me that until my dad told me i was small with a big head ?
why i was mad as hell until i came acroos a pic of me when i was between 1 & 2 (i think) & i looked just like that fucking bird !?
lmmfao @ bobble and her why's bout cartoons
why i hope O feel better
why have yall not posted the Wicka, wicka, RE, Re, re-mix of soulja GURL???
why special k trying to peer pressure me into creating a blog ? lol
why i don't have time for a blog cause i'm trying to limit my computer time at home to make more time for my man so he can do the same for me ?
why b4 he came back to town we both was internet junkies ?
why he was on morning noon & night & so was i ?
why it ain't cute no more now that he's here & the internet gotten boring at home ?
why i'm hungry like a mugga ?
why it makes me wanna kiss myself ?
why i bet ya'll think that makes no sense ?
why excessive computer use have done long term damage to my right arm & wrist ?
why that's another reason why i don't need a blog ?
why if i had a blog, i wouldn't have time for ya'll ?
why i don't think ya'll could survive that so i can't do that to ya's ?
ahhahhahhahh lmmfa bobble why i was tweety too but i ain't never wanna tell nobody cause i hated that shit
why my brother called me tweety cause he said i was yellow and annoying like the damn bird
why that grown ass man STILL be tryna to call me hat shit
why imma why bout this heifer @ the job
why is it always that one coworker who just gotta be in the "know" of everything
why i told that bitch i had the shit handle, her dumb ass went behind my back, got some wrong info, and fucked shit up
why i told her to stop fucking with my work but she still do it
why i get sick of her ass checking up on my shit
why that sounds like "i bathe daily" man ?
why his ass used to stay eff'in up my files ?
why he be trying to answer questions like he knows shit & be taking the phone away like he's a little kid "gimmie that phone !"
why imma why bout some happy shit b4 i go crazy
why bobble said she got permanent damage in her wrist and shit
why that is serious bidness
why i wonder if a single man have rwrist issues cause he have to choke his chicken all the time
why i bet P choke his everyday
why P STRANGLED his chiken a long time ago and there is no life left in it
why does it touch my heart that 504 hopes I feel better?
why is Harry Dresden my new favorite person?
why no one but Dalia is gonna know who I'm talking about?
why I wanna go back and lay down but I wanna stay and play too?
why i hope you stop talking bout p b4 you end up waking the dead? lol
why you got all day to lay down so stay yo ass here !
why old ppl do not need to work bobble
why i would rather deal with that stank old man than this forgetful alzheimers man i deal with here, and botox bitch
why the man suffering from early alzheimers gon make me tell him bout himself
why he cool tho cause he make me laugh when he say shit like "but i could have sworn i asked you for that spreadsheet yesterday"
why this alzheimers man fav line, "but i sent you an e-mail....
why i laugh every single time he say cause his ass ain't sent me shit
why i bet that fool be forgetting to feed his cat
why i bet he think it's 1952 3 days out the week
why i want you to feel better too Onan sheesh
why I know Chrissy want me to feel better, but I aint address it here cause I aint want to be messy? :D
why I don't have all day to lay down cause I need to be up when the school bus gets here so I can yell at the kids to stay off my damn grass?
why I know Lacy is loving that last why?
why that make me feel all warm inside?
why i chuckled when i read that 2nd why onan ?
why i can see you waving your slipper at them talking bout dang yammit !
why I don't have all day to lay down cause I need to be up when the school bus gets here so I can yell at the kids to stay off my damn grass?
^^^^^lmmfao why i am DEAD as hell @ that shit
why i don't wanna be alone tonight ?
why i love that song ?
why tisha tore it up talking bout "i'm gonna let you know, i'm not just for show, either you let me go, or give me love Love LOVE !!! you gotta understand the reason why i wanna try to make things right.. oh pretty baby i don't want another USEless night"
why i'mma put that on my myspace ?
why I miss 504 posting the old school videos on NB?
why I really wish I could watch some Yo MTV Raps right now?
Why were Dr. Dre and Ed Lover funny as hell?
Why do I wish I could call myself "the acknickulous one" and somebody would know what I mean?
why am I such an unusual fellow?
why sales ppl so persistent
why temp services keep sending they goons by here with cookies and gum, and i still ain't gon let they ass see a hiring mananger
why ole boy was like well i am not leaveing another pack of gum cause i have left several plus my business card for her to get back with me
why i laugh and so okay whatever then he getting all mad @ me cause ain't nobody checking for him and his nasty ass gum
why i am still tripping offa Onan scaring the school kids off his grass
why i wish i could so see that shit
why i bet bobble and Onan would be front row center @ a concert featuring ppl nobody ever heard of but them lmao
why that would be the hypest concert ever?
why Chrissy just mad cause aint nobody paying dividends for a Boosie wack azz concert?
why am I still the Overlord of Fresh?
why i'm always funkyfresh dressed to impress ?
why i gotta be gone for bout an hour ?
why it feels dandy to be missed ?
why bobble would be sooo jealous if we went to a concert like that talking bout "damn bobble can i get some pics, a sample of a song, something" ?
why i gotta say lata ?
why i'm always funkyfresh dressed to impress ?
^^^^ why I'm always ready to party?
why I just watched the trailer for "The Strangers" and I wanna lock all the windows and doors and hide in my room with a knife?
why O a scardey cat
why bobble kepp bouncing
why imma why all alone
why imma why on this here topic
why ppl who take they kids to grocery stores and let em run around and do whatever used to annoy me
why it don't anymore cuase my kids do it
why my kids be eating grapes and strawberries like it ain't shit
why i keep telling em that lil tiny bugs you can't see be on the grapes so stop eating em
why they don't seem to give a rats ass and they keep eating anyway
why ppl be wantin to eyeball me when my son running up and down the aisle with a box of twinkies
why i be wanting to tell they ass hey, you want to raise him take him and his twinkies home with cha
why i try to grocery shop w/o my ruthless son
why he throw up the peace sign when he say bye, but swear up and down he chunking up the deuce
why is that shit so funny to me
^^^ LMMFAO
Why the fukk i ain't goin to MIAMI anymore:(
why deep down i don't care because i feel like there have been too many signs telling me NOT to go
why i wanna know what them signs is K so i can tell you to go and bring me back a hot latin dude
why i had a list of why's to come in here and why about but alzheimers made me laugh again telling me he asked me yesterday about ordering a special ream of paper, and his ass wasn't even here yesterday.....
why i think madonna hubby guy ritchie be mollywhooping her ass
why i have met 2 men today with 2 firts names, one man named jay paul, the other mike scott
why men with 2 names can't be trusted
why i hope yall don't ask me why they can't be trusted, i just heard that shit somewhere b4 and i choose to roll with it
wny they making such a big ass deal bout american idol when that show should have ended where the last one left off
why bobble gon get that last line
why i think my neighbor is a hooker, but i didn't wanna call her a hooker in front of the kids so i refered to her ass as "a lady of the night"
why her ass is either a drug lord or a hooker cause she don't work, but she stay having corvette's and foreign sports cars in the driveway like she doing it.....
why is she also a devil worshiper
why imma just keep the why's coming cause i can party til the breaka breaka dawn up in this piece
why truck drivers be saying shit like breaka breaka one nine come in
why i wanna know what da hell that shit mean
why i told hubby that if he hadda been a cop he would be a crooked weed smoking one
why he was like man no i wouldn't have been crooked
why he didn't deny that he would smoke weed tho even if he was a cop
why did i forget it was Wednesday
why am i excited becoz its gonna be Thursday tomorrow
why do i love why Wednesdays so much
why am i whying, when i got no whys to why about
why did that last comment not make sense
why am i still whying
why is why'ing the thing to do fresh and fab so like nike, just do it
why that last comment was cornier than a pot of whole kernerl corn
why i got mad and said eff work and decided to why my madness away
why all my ppls got issues O sick and resting, bammy prolly eating and catching up on work, bobble off saving the world, K prolly smoking a black, P and jace somewhere cyber screwin' hotsuace somewhere blaming oprah, lacy hacking into O's computer to see if his age is on there somewhere and i am here saying random ass shit cause i am all alone with a vibrating cell phone
why fresh n fab like whying cause whying is "IN" ?
why i'm back ?
why i like that breaka breaka one 2 one 2 ?
why i not even worrying bout american idol cause i've grown out of it ?
why i'm concern about ya boy who made the song don't disturb this groove cause i haven't hear from him since ?
why the chick prolly kil't his ass while he was working it put but nobody knows cause he didn't want his groove disturbed ?
why i only had a couple why's?
why for some reason i'm not in a why'n mood?
why drunk guys always feel the need to hit on me?
why i feel like leaving work to go shoot some pool?
why he keeps looking like it's gonna rain but won't?
why i can't get that movado and jay-z song outta my head?
why it's a hawt song tho?
why i was looking at excel to damn long and i can see the screen when i close my eyes?
why is cold water the only thing that can quench your thirst after being in the sun.
why i want a new celly but i'm barely on it so what's the use?
why i'm rets to go?
why de hell bobble keeps jumping on the same page as me ?
why J ain't brought his ass throo here yet
why imma put an APB out on j-nyte if he don't check in within the next hour
why i am mariah carey and j-nyte nick cannon so he bets to get here before them skreet lights come on....
why my one aunt take the t out of some words and put a k in there for exapmle she would say something like "i ain't gon let him sKress me cause he wanna run dem sKreets.....
why he keeps looking like it's gonna rain but won't?
^^^
why i didn't know males can rain ?
why i heard of them making it rain but not really raining themselves ?
why bobble bet'stop tripping cause she know i like typing words like skreet & skraight
why i was just on xilla site and he says he'd have sex with Khia?
why jay absent from the why'n?
why i'm still grossed out bout xilla and khia?
why i can't even think skrate no more?
why i'm bout to go back to NB and watch the skripper skrip?
Why is the funniest sh*t I read all day.
Why am I tearing up and LOL.
Why am I prejudice when I don't want to be at work?
Why do I want to beat up the 66 yr. old receptionist that I work with?
Why did I just think about the girl on the train in ATL and thought I'd better leave somebody's grandma alone?
Why is this my first time commenting?
why i wanna know what drunk men hitting on bammy in the damn middle of the day
why them fools need to be somewhere in AA
why i wish i saw a drunk man close by so i can swig somma his mad dogg
why my hubby say that my job look like it is an equal opportunity employment place fa real cause all the dudes in the back look special
why i heard that bust it baby remix with janet on it and it sounded like she flew her part in to the studio and they just stuck that shit in where it could fit in
why imma take it back in my next list of why's......
504 said...
why he keeps looking like it's gonna rain but won't?
^^^
why i didn't know males can rain ?
why i heard of them making it rain but not really raining themselves ?
^^^WHY i'mma tell 504 to SHUT IT!
why she ain't know males can rain? r.kelly/rayj ne one?
why that's just nasty?
Why do boogers stick to ya fingers?
why they just can't all be dry and 'Roll the Fcuk out
why Jace aint in this place
why I need to slow my Flirt-Game down cuz I can see it's interferring with my 'Staight and Narrow' walk
why I just realized that I flirt tew much which is why I have clients on the ready
why when I see a girl w/ some Assets I say to my 'Oh My Gawd'
why my best friend who is a female ask me why I didn't say some'n when the preacher asked if anyone objected to her and her hubby getn married
why did it cross my mind but I didnt say nothin cuz I was there with a client
why Dave Hollister aint came out with another album yet
why I can't wait to get on a roller coaster
why bobble bet'stop tripping cause she know i like typing words like skreet & skraight
^^^^why it's different when you typing it than saying it bobble
why i love to hear her say that shit tho bobble so i be tryna to make her say it on the cool
why imma gon and take yall back real quick
why i was reminded of the hotcomb convo we was having yesterday bobble and i was telling my momma how her momma was a drunk heifer and she had no bidness handling a hotcomb back then
why my momma gon tell me that gave her an idea and when she got off the phone with me she was gon press her hair
why i was like momma you still got a damn hotcomb
why her ass gon say yes ma'am and imma bout to go lay my shit down with it
why my momma still got a fucking gas stove so her having a hot comb shouldn't shock any of yall
why i love my momma like no other even tho she bout as country as dalia's possum puppy pet
why welcome PSLL
why i stay short'n people names?
why that just goes back to being lazy?
why chrissy don't know that these fools start drinking from at least 10?
why possum puppy pet sound like a saturday morning commercial for a toy that all the kids want but ain't gon never get
Why do boogers stick to ya fingers?
why they just can't all be dry and 'Roll the Fcuk out
^^^ why is that TMCDI??
why i chuckle everytime i hear bout dalia's puppy pet?
why i'm listen'n to rock music right now..*does head banging...hits head on chair..OUCH!*
why i know ppl that still use hotcombs?
why i prefer a flat iron?
why is funny to me that it's called an iron?
why chrissy don't know that these fools start drinking from at least 10?
^^^^why does that and the ocean make me wanna move there
why imma think twice bout it tho cause gas is higher than a crackhead over there as well as food, clothes and prolly the liquor as well
why i bet that is why the locals drunk by 10.....
why is the Roc in the Buildin
why I got a taste for a Jamaican Beef patty wrapped in potato bread
why I need to go grocery shoppin but tew sleepy
why Jace aint in the place
why I need to get ready for my fam coming over for the Holiday weekend
why I think I'm bout to get another raise
why that's gonna only bring more trouble to me cuz the females at my job like a ni99uh w/ status and clout
why I don't mess with females at work cuz it's tew messy
why I had like 4 clients at work at one time and none of them knew I was messin with the other 3
why I can change my schedule so that I didn't have to deal with that drama
why all 4 clients is cool with each other and don't bring my name up
why all my ppls got issues O sick and resting, bammy prolly eating and catching up on work, bobble off saving the world, K prolly smoking a black, P and jace somewhere cyber screwin' hotsuace somewhere blaming oprah, lacy hacking into O's computer to see if his age is on there somewhere and i am here saying random ass shit cause i am all alone with a vibrating cell phone
^^^^^^^^
why is that more than hilarious?
why is it time to eat my popsicle?
why i didn't even know onan was sick today? Aww, too much ginko biloba in one dose can be unhealthy.
why have i not read an actual blog's content in forever?
why i didn't even know onan was sick today? Aww, too much ginko biloba in one dose can be unhealthy.
^^^^^why that shit is SUPER funny and i hope O don't come in here and see me lauughing @ that shit
why all my ppls got issues O sick and resting, bammy prolly eating and catching up on work, bobble off saving the world, K prolly smoking a black, P and jace somewhere cyber screwin' hotsuace somewhere blaming oprah, lacy hacking into O's computer to see if his age is on there somewhere and i am here saying random ass shit cause i am all alone with a vibrating cell phone
^^^^^^^^
LMAO why am i just seeing this? ahahahahaahaha @ hotsauce, lmao
why xilla bout to make have hot flashes with his freaky post?
why i'm bout to go ape sh!t on these annoy'n ass co workers of mines?
why my cousin told mw i can't use mines like that?
why i told him i'mma use it how i wanna cause it's mines!
why the day is go by SOOOOOOO fast and the night goes by sooooooo slow?
why i bet bobble typing an essay right now
why i was cool with P's why's till he brought up them fables
why he have to mess it up with them tall tales
why i was like cool P getting a raise then i read the rest of the crap behind it and was like lawd here we go
why imma ask P if his niece is one of the relatives visiting over the holidays
why i hope she annoying the hell out yo' ass if she do by cinstaly saying uncle can i....
Okay here is my list of signs
:
LMAO First of all my dayum tax return ain't come
-the rental shyt flopped
-my money not right
-had a plan but that back fired
-all of the plans that were made are falling apart
-my money gotta be straight for me to go! straight up..lol
so i'll just stay home n get dycked down all weekend..LMMFAO
constantly i mean
why imma go read the freaky post cause xilla g ood @ that shit
^^^^ain't he tho..shyt he done made me think of some things..LOL i'm right behind ya
WHY I'M STILL RETS TO DAMN GO?
why is funny to me that it's called an iron?
^^^
why i'mma show my age ?
bammy, why they USED to flatten their hair with a clothes iron ?
why i only know that from watching hairspray the original movie ?
why i'mma focus on ignoring unwanted commenters UP IN HERE up in here ?
why i'm bout to get conceited in this bitch since it's usually in the air when 'some folks' step in the room ?
why i be dressing any kinda way a work cause i don't give a fuck ?
why it doesn't matter cause niggas still be on my jock like flavor fucking flav & his crusty ass clocks ?
why 'some folks' gotta refer to 'some folks' as SOME FOLKS
why are we just 'Ordinary People' and we need to take it slow
why there aint no size called XM - Extra Medium
why I don't like meeting clients kids cuz they get attached tew quick
why clients use they kids to get me to come over
why is THAT?
why i read the freaky xilla post and i got some questions
why i hope yall read it too
why i bet somma yall got the same questions i got lmao
why yall ain't tell me it was back up...i'm in there talking to my self?
and lmao
why you got ?? chrissy? is this sex for freaks 101??lmO
lmao
504 - why i knew they use to do that too.it's still funny to me tho.
why P think we wanna hear bout his party of five, eight is enough, charles in charge, just the 10 of us ass stories bout his heifers and they kids
why the day is go by SOOOOOOO fast and the night goes by sooooooo slow?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
why we need to switch point of views on that shit. my days go by so slow and the nights go by like they never existed.
why am i addicted to pixie stix?
why am i not gonna have any teeth by the time i reach onan's age?
why do i have the hardest time getting up in the morning only because i know where i'm going?
why chrissy need to quit turning on onan because his little old heart can't take it.
why the day is go by SOOOOOOO fast and the night goes by sooooooo slow?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
why we need to switch point of views on that shit. my days go by so slow and the nights go by like they never existed.
*oh shit* lmao and i'm not even drunk..yea i wanna reverse that..lol
why i'm waiting on these ?? chrissy
lmao the questions i have bout the xilla post are as follows
why he deal with a chick on the damn bus stop in heels
why i hope thay wasn't the same heels in the pic he had up i hope they was some payless heels cause what does that say bout the chick if her shoes cost more than her buss pass why her ass wasn't in a car?????
why she just call out the blue and come over
why i wanna know what female sucks a dick on the 1st date
why i also wanna know why xilla let her in she could have been a serial rapist/bustop killer or some shit
why i know P prolly gon have something smart to say
why i always gotta find the reality in shit lmao
that is all
why I can eat so much chocolate till I get sores in my mouf
why when I drink water after eating chocolate I imagine it's milk
why I'm so sore that I can go home at 4pm and not wake up till 5:30am tomorrow
why it's bout to rain which adds 2 hours to my sleep time
why Maze always Featured Frankie Beverly
why Frankie just aint join the group
why Maze didn't just find another lead singer
why there aint no 'true' bands like Mint Condition and the Roots that play real instruments
why I have more respect for musicians cuz I'm one myself
why I need to pick my Bass guitar up and play some music and start my own jam session
why I could place a hat out on the corner and play my bass and get paid
why I could join a Jazz band/orchestra w/o any problem and get paid
why I could travel the nation and become a rolling stone, in every state I'd bury my Bone
why I love to hear Stevie Wonder play the harmonica
why Stevie don't play the Harmonica no mo'
why the Harmonica is a lost instrument
why I started doin the 'Ham-bone', slammin my legs and makin noises with my mouf
why is THAT?
why me and P aint had no kids yet?? (we be knocking it down all the time..right baby??)
why my gym suing me for $53 dollars??..how the hell i owe $53 damn dollars if my membership was for $79.99?
why when i told the collection agency I dont got no job they told me to borrow the money from a friend?? Like i got friend money to waste shit
why I aint got no friends that can lend me $53 dollars?? I need to find some friends with money
why the beef between lacy & onan is hilarious ?
why is it "the war of the generations" ?
why "some people" prolly be wearing some john legend booty huggers ?
Why notch be trying to kill me?? LMAO
hey notchy!!!! long time no talkie
why lacy make my day with her comments bout O's age
why i can't even pic a fav cause they all funny as shit
why i can't stop tripping tho offa the ginko thing lacy
notch is hurr! said...
why me and P aint had no kids yet?? (we be knocking it down all the time..right baby??)
^^^Yezzzirrrrr!
why my BK Boo is the Bidness in real life
why me and Notch need to dew it 'Raw Dawg', 'Bare Back', 'Ni99uh is you Crazy' in order to have bebbies
why I can so see Notch takin this D!ck like a champ w/ tears swellin up in both eyes
why all Notch gotta dew is say the word and I'll pay the $53 cuz I know it's gonna help build her stamina up for when I go back to BK in July
why July can't get here fast enough
why is THAT?
notch is hurr! said...
why me and P aint had no kids yet?? (we be knocking it down all the time..right baby??)
^^^Yezzzirrrrr!
why my BK Boo is the Bidness in real life
why me and Notch need to dew it 'Raw Dawg', 'Bare Back', 'Ni99uh is you Crazy' in order to have bebbies
why I can so see Notch takin this D!ck like a champ w/ tears swellin up in both eyes
why all Notch gotta dew is say the word and I'll pay the $53 cuz I know it's gonna help build her stamina up for when I go back to BK in July
why July can't get here fast enough
why is THAT?
Why can’t I find a way to moisturize my feet and not make my sandals slippery?
Why am I feeling all the why's, both lies and truths...
Why didn't I marry for money instead of love.
Why did I just realize this after 20 years of marriage?
Why am I starting a why email with all my girlfriends at work today
Why am I reading these comments instead of working
why are my why's not funny like everybody else's
why is this my last comment
notch is hurr! said...
why me and P aint had no kids yet?? (we be knocking it down all the time..right baby??)
^^^Yezzzirrrrr!
why my BK Boo is the Bidness in real life
why me and Notch need to dew it 'Raw Dawg', 'Bare Back', 'Ni99uh is you Crazy' in order to have bebbies
why I can so see Notch takin this D!ck like a champ w/ tears swellin up in both eyes
why all Notch gotta dew is say the word and I'll pay the $53 cuz I know it's gonna help build her stamina up for when I go back to BK in July
why July can't get here fast enough
why is THAT?
why my gym suing me for $53 dollars??..how the hell i owe $53 damn dollars if my membership was for $79.99?
^^^^^why i died
why imma give my girl notch a heads up bout them bill collectors and they bullshit
why i have been sued from here to there over all kinda shit
why they kill me talking bout they gon take everything i got when they call the house
why i din't even respect they ass and give em the benefit of the doubt anymore, i just tell em nigga take what??????? my kids they the only thing i own of value and you will bring they ass back once you see how much they eat
why we was late on the carnote one time and the damn collection agency called talking bout it's a tow truck on yo street,
why i then in turn tell em look, oprah is on, and imma give you the correct address real quick, and yall can swing that tow truck on up in this bitch and get the muthafucking car if ya want to.....
why them bill collectors LIKE fucking with me cause they know i don't give a shit
why they so persistent
why they be sending shit in the mail in a threating ass manner
why i got the kids trained, if it say unknown, out of area, or if it's a 1-888 number don't you pick that phone up
why i am done going off on them bitch made ass bill collectors who act like they got stock in the muthafucking company they work for
notch is hurr! said...
why me and P aint had no kids yet?? (we be knocking it down all the time..right baby??)
^^^Yezzzirrrrr!
why my BK Boo is the Bidness in real life
why me and Notch need to dew it 'Raw Dawg', 'Bare Back', 'Ni99uh is you Crazy' in order to have bebbies
why I can so see Notch takin this D!ck like a champ w/ tears swellin up in both eyes
why all Notch gotta dew is say the word and I'll pay the $53 cuz I know it's gonna help build her stamina up for when I go back to BK in July
why July can't get here fast enough
why is THAT?
why all why's are not funny but are entertaining like yours, pigskin ?
why we encourage you to keep on whying, til you reach the higher ground ?
why my feelings are hurt cause my last whys didnt show up ?
Why didn't I marry for money instead of love.
^^^^^why if this ain't the muthafucking TRUTH....
why love can take the place of money and pay rent
why hubby didn't take boxing serious and make a career out of it ao i could left him for david banner and still been a rich bitch
why i hope one of my kids grow up and make me a rich momma kinda like allen iverson ole ghetto ass in the stands of the damn basketall games in fucking june with a fur coat on type rich
why i understand jo jackson and his plight to get some mofo money out all them kids he had
why this nigga keeps repeating himself like he's mentally challenged ?
why when I pressed the refresh button it posted my comments like 20 times
why is THAT?
i meant allen iverson momma, not him oops
why bobble encouraging ppl to why lmao
why i concur tho why'ing is the best
why the air be so cold in here my nipples stay hard and my nose feels like that of a health newborn puppy
why it just dawn on me that them damn techs been coming throo here so much to see my nipples
504 said...
why this nigga keeps repeating himself like he's mentally challenged ?
May 21, 2008 2:50 PM
Poppa Patent said...
why when I pressed the refresh button it posted my comments like 20 times
why is THAT?
May 21, 2008 2:51 PM
^^^^^why i want yall to read that shit and see the mofo humor in it.....lmmfatfo
why July can't get here fast enough
^^
Why is July the best month if i do say so?
Why i ain't got no plans for my b-day?
Why i think i might need to head to FLA that week?
Why if i do, i know i'mma have a blast
why is P so damn nasty???..lol
why i missed yall so much!! Yall would swear yall was crack and i was Pookie
why my anatomy teacher asked me if i wanted to take the class again?? (why nigga..you wanna see my boobs again for another semester??)
why white people so nosy on damn train? All up in your newspaper and shit
504 said...
why this nigga keeps repeating himself like he's mentally challenged ?
^^^why you need to quit lookin for me and move the Fcuk on
why you worried bout what I dew
why you need to skip over my Sh!t and keep it movin
why is THAT?
why is there a ribbon in the sky for our love?
why imma do a random ass why and say i thought P was on the skraight and narrow, but he just cussed bobble out
why we missed you too notchavelli
why bammy said "a blast" and my 1st thought was ice cream cone and sock hops....lmao
why PSLL think we funny? who told you, you could laugh?? LMAO just kit-ting
why it's dark outside and i wanna go play in the rain?
why i'm kinda looking forward to hurricane season?
why is it sad that i'm looking to mother nature to get me days off from this place?
why, yet it is funny to me?
why i would skip over your shit if you post it once or twice but got dammit you posting the shit 20 fucking times !! close the shit & start all over, what you doing is not working, everytime i scroll i'm still reading the same shit, ole lame lamont ass.....& they call bobble simple....sheesh
why Notch need to take my Male Anatomy Lab so she can get some 'Hands On' experience
why if I was Notch's teacher I'd ask her the same question
why I would make sure I made myself available to Notch to mentor her
why I would ask Notch what classes she takin next so I could be in the same class as huh
why is THAT?
why i would skip over your shit if you post it once or twice but got dammit you posting the shit 20 fucking times !! close the shit & start all over, what you doing is not working, everytime i scroll i'm still reading the same shit, ole lame lamont ass.....& they call bobble simple....sheesh
^^^^^^why P had to be a lame lamont tho lmmfao
why i had to be brought up in this here spit spat of yalls
why imma get on the real lamont and ask why he felt the need to talk to his daddy any ole kinda way
why am i trying to find a happy b-day comment for one of my besty's?
why i can't find one i like?
why i think i'm addicted to myspace?
why the hell is "old lame lamont ass" so damn funny to me
P..why u think we gotta be in the same class? You know u getting the bizness when im getting home...lol
B-why the hell you looking foward to hurricane season..u know u on the water!!
why i wanna slap bammy for looking forward to hurricane season ?
why i wanna cry tears of fear everytime one's a brewing in the gulf ?
why i feel bad for the guy who sanged i wanna be rich, cause he obviously didn't get his wish ?
^^^^Why is Allen Iverson's Momma the epitome of ghetto
Why did I just picture Chrissy's hard nipples
Why is my son calling me to do his homework
Why is my husband calling me about dinner and I just had lunch
Why do I want a apple martini right now
Why is Chad Johnson still wearing all them gold teeth
Why is AI and Carmelo still rocking braids
chrissy snow said...
why imma do a random ass why and say i thought P was on the skraight and narrow, but he just cussed bobble out
^^^why I need to thank Chrissy for that analysis
why my change can't happen overnight
why I need somebody like Chrissy to point out my short comings
why I'm so sinsirrr about changing my ways in all aspects of life
why I'm sorry for disrespecting G--____a
why I mean that from the bottom
why I feel like Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde
why is THAT?
why notchy don't come back often ?
why she don't be knowing we be missing her like brandy, tamia & gladys & nem ?
why I'm sorry for disrespecting G--____a
^^^
why you need mo' people ?
why notchy don't come back often ?
^^^
why i meant "come by often" ?
why are white tees and uptowns still hot for the summer?
why the back of your heels gotta be so black after you wear scandals?..just nasty
why do i want a slice of juniors cheescake? i know i just came from the gym that i own money 2!
why imma tell PSLL that i am glad she is thinking of my nipples, but i like mens....lol no homo
why when a females nipples are hard tho, it's hard NOT to look @ wm and be like bitch ya tits are eyeballing me
why some women prolly like it when they nipples hard
why when a man got on tight pants i can't help checking for his balls
why that shit is sooooooo funny to me
why i love to see a man in baggy ass pants tho, but you can STILL see the print, and it's obvious he working with a monster cause his shit will look like its hard but it can't be hard if he just standing in line @ a checkout or some shit so then you be like lawd i wonder what he look like on swole lmao
why everybody who joins the chats are drunks ?
why ya'll all be talkin bout drinking in the middle of the day ?
why is that sooo eff'in mofo funny to me ?
why i would like a daquiri please sprinkled with a shot of everclear for no taste ?
504 said...
why I'm sorry for disrespecting G--____a
^^^
why you need mo' people ?
^^^why I don't need more ppl when it comes to me and the Man Above
why He know my heart and that's all that matters
why I don't play around when it comes to Him
why is THAT?
lol why we laughing at ourselves at the same time bobble ?
^^^why I need to thank Chrissy for that analysis
why I need somebody like Chrissy to point out my short comings
^^^^^why imma say you welcome and you KNOW all will point out all your faults, shortcomings, mishaps and what nots....
why i aint had everclear before
why my school schedule was so crazy i couldnt get online
why when i wasnt in class my 19 and 20's classmates wanna hang out all the time
why do i hang out with lil bastids that cant get a drink after class..or b4..lol
why do i want a slice of juniors cheescake? i know i just came from the gym that i own money 2!
^^^why you just take me back to that lovely day when we 1st met
why I just went over what we ate
why that old lady can't take a clear pic right
why when you sat on my lap my nature started to rise
why I felt like suckin on ya
why is THAT?
why I don't need more ppl when it comes to me and the Man Above
why He know my heart and that's all that matters
why I don't play around when it comes to Him
why is THAT?
^^^
why are you apologizing to me if it doesn't matter what i think, just apologize to the Lord & leave me out then ?
why P go from a rowdy ass fuck you and ya momma type ass dude to a i love the lord, read my scriptures and attend church not for the ho's but for the message type dude in like a matter of seconds
why imma start calling P superman cause he run in and out that phone booth changing identities so much it's ri-damn-dic-u-lous.....
why am i dead offa bobble ?
why there's not need to ask about the services cause it's a private service ?
why i aint had everclear before
^^^^^why you don't want none either lmao
why i wanna slap bammy for looking forward to hurricane season ?
B-why the hell you looking foward to hurricane season..u know u on the water!!
^^^ why i'm only looking forward to it, to miss work?
why i'm joking tho, hurricanes are the debil!
why they seriously do scare me?
why even when it ain't hurricanes around we lose effin power?
why that is piss me off so?
Why is my mind always in the gutter
Why am I strickly dickly too @ Chrissy
Why do I check for bulges
Why is my coworker about 6'3, with a size 30 shoe and I can't see a print (and I've been looking)
Why did his Asian girlfriend break up with him
Why do I think I know why
Why am I two drinks for being a alcoholic and one hallelujah from being saved @ Poppa
Why I feel you getting it together...
why the 1st thing to do when you have a problem is tew acknowledge it
why do you need to go to the person that you may have disrespected and apologize to them
why this is all part of the 'Steps' one needs to take to become a better person/christian
why my consistency needs to start on the internet cuz that's where I have openly expressed myself
why I have come to the conclusion that I need to be celibate
why is it soo hard for me to become celibate
why I know my clients won't take me serious and will tempt me irregardless
why is THAT?
why i didn't mean to kill you bobble but damn, how many times can P backslide and come right back
why when P goes off specially today on them rants talking bout eff you lets make babies and whatever else he be saying i be picturing him getting the holy ghost like them old ladies @ church and he just all of a sudden jerk back and say something like lawd rebuke me in the name of shesus i shouldn't have said them words.....and then he start talking like revrened leon lonnie love and shit
why p being so nasty still..lol
why i understand my baby p more than anyone else does!!
why was i telling someone that i have a friend from texas (chrissy) and that asked me if she drink syrup like lil wayne?
why did i spit out my juice when they asked me that
Why do I want Chrissy to go to the corner...lol
Why do I think she is funny as hell
Why has this been the best communication I've had all day
Why am I coming back for more
Why is my coworker about 6'3, with a size 30 shoe and I can't see a print (and I've been looking)
Why did his Asian girlfriend break up with him
^^^^^why imma do like bobble and die and say the service is private offa that one right there lmmfao
why am i skraight through with you ?
why i'm going back to my whys ?
why spindarella never tried to do the solo thing ?
why i don't feel like going to a b-day gathering for a co-worker cause i can't eat the cake & ice cream anna mae ?
why i don't feel like walking over there either ?
why i rather continue with my whys as if nothing ever happened ?
why i feel like getting loose, i wanna get loose ?
why i oughta beat Jade over the head for breaking up cause they was my GROUP !?
why you don't hear from mad cobra anymore ?
why sean paul is the only one who has dancehall hits in the u.s. these days ?
why when i say these days i mean a couple years ago ?
why you not suppose to wear white at weddings
why I got a white linen outfit that is Crazy and I wanna wear it to the wedding
why I'm gonna wear my lite blue linen suit instead
why wedding cake is the best cake ever
why I can eat all four corners of the wedding cake with no problem
why the icing on wedding cake is the BIDNESS
why is wedding cake the best Breakfast with a tall glass of Ice Milk
why is THAT?
why was i telling someone that i have a friend from texas (chrissy) and that asked me if she drink syrup like lil wayne?
^^^^why i woke up from the dead read that shit and died again cause my brother told me that his coworker who just started working with him is from somewhere up north, i forgets, new jersey maybe hell iono anyway why my brotther told me that that dude told him he just knew everybody down south was on some type of cough syrup that shit had me dying i was like why da hell would he think that shit......
why shabba gets no love anymore ?
why i feel like butterflying on my man's head ?
why ya'll can choose whatever head ya'll think i'm talking about ?
why i be on that nyquil ?
Poppa Patent said...
why you not suppose to wear white at weddings
why I got a white linen outfit that is Crazy and I wanna wear it to the wedding
why I'm gonna wear my lite blue linen suit instead
why wedding cake is the best cake ever
why I can eat all four corners of the wedding cake with no problem
why the icing on wedding cake is the BIDNESS
why is wedding cake the best Breakfast with a tall glass of Ice Milk
why is THAT?
^^^^^why imma point out all the things wrong with this list of why's
why you even own linen clothes P let alone a mofo blue line suit
why i can't see no one in a blue linene suit but flavor flav and a pimp
why P done had enough wedding cake to know it's the best cake
why he always the bridesmaid but never the bride
why him eating cake for breakfast proves he has been to 313 wedding s and not nan one of em had his name on the invitation
why i am hoping this list of why's sends P into another backslide
Pigskin L.L. said: Why can’t I find a way to moisturize my feet and not make my sandals slippery?........
why did i just get a visual of a foot in a sandal with the toes hanging out gripping the floor...
why do i find that funny & why can i relate to it at the same time...
Why is Mr. Loverman still the best song to do the butterfly too
Why do I still do the butterfly sometimes
Why when I dance, I like to dance by myself
Why do I want to strip one time before my body goes south
Why stripping for my husband don't count
why i be on the nyquil too bobble but hell we all syrup heads down here according to that one dude my brother work with and notch's other friend
why i don't think i have a problem with the nyquil cause the shit is over the counter
why me and bobble prolly both get high offa nyquil and drunk offa frooty drinks
why i get drunk offa whatever cept everclear
why da hell shabba was so damn ugly
why patra ain't around no more
Why i always forget it's why wednesday's
Why I'm comment number 589
Why the hell nobody love me to tell me
why ain't nobody ever actually tried some syrup
Why 504 drinking nyquil in the morning
why my nose won't stop running
Why the hell is sanjaya, michelles twin,
Why I need my boss to stop stuttering and spitting on my desk and looking at it and trying to pretend it didn't happen and looking at me all side eys willing me not to act like i noticed
why i had to wipe he spit off my desk and spray it with clorox and purell
why i make up that whole story because everyone else had something cool to say and i didn't
why yall fools prolly still be doing the butterfly in public
why i bet yall can still do it tho
why if i ever saw yall doing it tho imma laugh and point
why all the dances nowadays are bout as silly as they were back in the days if ya think bout it
why pigskin got me lmao ?
why you say skripping for hubby doesn't count ?
why it should count if he has some singles to spend ?
why you better get you some practice with hubby ?
why is skripping good therapy ?
why i swear fo gawd hotsauce is on meds or she have liquor in a cup or she smoke weed
why that's cool with me tho if she nutz cause she be having me dying lmmfao
why you even own linen clothes P let alone a mofo blue line suit
^^^why linen is so soft on ya skin
why linen is a 'Breathable' fabric, meaning the wind can blow right threw
why I don't wear denim shorts cuz all they dew is make you sweaty and hold heat
why I like for my 'Genitals' to have some 'Breathing room'
why are gatherings such as weddings and gatherings the best way to get clients cuz they get sooo emotional
why that's one of the reasons I go to weddings
why I got a lite blue linen suit cuz I knew I was goin to Florida and I know that's how they dress down there
why my white linen shirt shows my chest and that's when I know what it feels like to be a female and catch a man lookin down ya shirt
why you can't see my nipples cuz they blend in with my normal skin color
why is THAT?
why is Khia so damn pretty...
why did i just lie about Khia being pretty...
why do i get hype when the Tootsie Roll song come on the radio...
why do the Ying Yang twins not look like twins...
my goodness bobble why i forget to tell you that hubby was on the phone the other night and i had just gotten out the shower so i was tryna distract his ass by dancing in front of him and shit why that fool gon get off the phone and say you turning me on with them i dream of jeanie dances you doin
why i was out the mood cause i wasn't even tryna to do that
why i then got mad and say nigga what you mean i wasn't dancing like a damn genie i was tryna to be sexy
why that fool laughes so hard yall i wanted to kill him
why he say i didn't know but do it matter cause i am still ready for you to ravish me
why that nigga been ravishing himself for the last 3 nights cause he pissed me off laughing when i was tryna to be sesay...
why hotsauce in here thinking i'm drinking nyquil in the morning ?
why i like it when i'm bout to take a nap or go to bed cause i sleep like a rich bitch ?
why bobble jealous cause i can butterfly circles round her ?
why hotsauce talking bout sanjaya, michelle's twin like we know who de hell michelle is ?
oh shit bobble,
why is that so eff'in funny to me ?
why i woulda been pissed too ?
but why i wouldn't be totally pissed ?
why is Patent talkin bout his genitals having breathing room...
why didn't Hotsauce offer her spitting/slobbering boss a piece of tissue in her imaginary story..
why i have to agree with drock about khia being pretty......damn....cheesy ?
why i'll be back folks ?
why I'm gonna leave 15 minutes early cuz I'm sleepy as ever
why I can dew that w/ no problem
why is THAT?
why imma ask P well if you don't like wearing denim shorts in the summer time cause ya nuts stick to ya thighs do that mean you own line short sets
why a black man in anything linen make me think he corny
why that is a good idea for a post things that make a man come off corny as hell
Why hubby think chrissy is funny in her sesay outfit.
Why 504 denying drinking nyquil in the morning to be like weezy
Why poppa patent dug my grave, and burried me alive talking about the color pigment of his nipples
why poppa give us the full run down of linen
why drock have a good ass question about the ying yang twins
Why i think one of the ying yang twins live under my bed (the skinny one)
WHY I CAN'T EVEN COMMENT??
WHY I THINK ALL YALL NEED TO SEEK HELP?
WHY I CAN'T GET BLAME OPRAH OUTTA MY HEAD??
why do i think 504 is leaving to go hit up that green nyquill bottle...
why imma tell hotsuace that is the cold part bout it i was naked
why i purposely left out the part of me being so drunk that i prolly was dancing like a damn fool
why that ain't the pernt (lmao)
tho, the point is i was being sessay and he was laughing
why imma be sessay for only one man from now on and that is david banner
why it ain't green drock, but red, lmao tastes a little better
why i agree with bammy we all need to seek psychiatric help
why imma get back on these linen suits and ask all the ladies if you see a man in a linen suit would you be like damn he sessay, or damn he need to quit with that shit
why you say skripping for hubby doesn't count ?
why it should count if he has some singles to spend ?
why you better get you some practice with hubby ?
why is skripping good therapy ?
****Why because its already my damn money lol
lol why hotsauce clowning me ?
why drock clowning me ?
why i regret ever mentioning nyquil ?
why i bet everytime i leave, somebody gonna say i'm out hitting up a bottle of nyquil ?
why i prolly go into a coma if i dranked nyquil in the morning ?
why cause i be already sleepy as hell so any extra dose of drowse would put me in a coma ?
why bobble need to make sure hubby is nore drunk than she is that way her drunk ass dancing would look like some erotical stuff to hubby ?
why i made up that word erotical ? (big ups to flav)
why i'm alone like michael in his b-day suit ?
why it's up to me to make this bitch 200 comments ?
why i'm running low on whys ?
why sisco reminds me of a fairy ?
why i'mma dance to vanity's nasty girl ?
why is Worcestershire Sauce so hard to pronounce?
why is this comment numero duece hundred ?
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