.....And Bammy ain't, she on another one of them island vacations....prolly sitting by the ocean right now sipping mai-tai's (sp) and getting her chill on, freestyle friday must go on tho...so yall come in here and spit it, rock the mic, shut the house down, blow the stage up, whatever you wanna call it....
12 years ago
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Uh Huh!!
Ok!
Y-Yeah!
Y-Yeah!
Throw yo' hands in the Ay-yurr!
the freestyle friday post is dedicated to P....
Bllllrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggg!!!
Ok class let's get it started
What is that smell? aight WHO FARTED?
Somebody musta ate a sandwich egg
Blowin up the spot smeelin like it's dead
But lemme add my 2 cents to the summer
Playin B-Ball all day, then at 2am slumber
Tecmo Bowl playin till ya hands get a callous
8 hours minimum, playin with the Giants and Dallas
Hide and go get it, was my favorite game
Rubbin on that Booty, things would never be the same
Suckin on ya 1st Titty in broad daylight
Back in the day we would say 'Out of Sight'
Later that night we would go out and 'SPY'
Peepin thru the females windows with eyes opened wide
"Yo my man! She bout to get in the shower"
Waitin patiently from 30 minutes to an hour
Temperature rose like dog in heat
Later that nite had draws full of skeet
Wet dreams was the norm when your neighborhood was packed
With all kinds of females from 'Glow in the Darks' to Black
But it wasn't all freaky, there was a lil fun
Ni99uhs turned into raisins after swimmin in the pool sun
But what I don't miss is cuttin that grass
Had a piece of wood cut the he!! outta my A$$
Had to get stitches cuz the cut was so deep
Took them drugs and they put my A$$ to sleep
'With my keyboard and hands I composed this rhyme
To hip and equip you with Patent's version of SUMMERTIME
tURN mY hEADPHONES uP?
i actually like that one, the glow in the dark females verse, my fav lol
'If you really wanna party with me'
Good stuff Patent. I remember Tecmo Bowl....
Aight now peeps its time for the Basement Party
Dancin and grinding till ya D!ck got Hardy
Sippin on a pop and lookin at some tail
Seen some girls that was 'Bad as He!!'
Getn a Short set with some shoes to match
Hopin with my game a broad I'd catch
Cross Colours, Kani, Reebok and K-Swiss
Were the ultimate fashion to lead up to a Kiss
Cassette tapes evolved into CDs
Music so loud neighbors shouted PLEASE!!!!
TURN THAT NOISE DOWN! I'M TRYNA SLEEP
Neighbors had to go to work, didn't wanna hear a peep
Outta no Wholigans or wanna be thugs
Take yo' A$$e$ to bed fo' I get my snub
The summertime was freedom at it's best
But nobody wanna bother with all those pest
Flies were a bother and mosquitos loved to suck
Have you smackin yo'self like 'What The Fcuk?'
Spider webs were invisible to the eye
Have you pullin webs off ya'self with a closed eye
Now don't go to far inside them woods
Aint no tellin what you'd find in our neighborhood
A squirrel a deer and even a snake
We'd run so fast all you needed to hear was 'BREAK'
Break meant run as fast as you can
Now this aint no memoirs of the Gingerbread Man
But a memoir of fear that the snake was gon bite
But if you caught one they'd be like 'That was Tight'
Oh how I reminisce about times past
Nuttin like rememberin smellin that grass
From the bad boys of summer that smoked that weed
We was tew young but the desire was indeed
There to just get a puff or a long drag
Dudes would wup yo A$$ then call you a FAG!
Lemme leave some space for those who wanna freestyle
Cuz I can go all day, but in the meanwhile
Spit your syllables and contractions if you will
Me, myself, I'm gonna sit back and chill
Read the rhymes that are in this blog-tellin
Hold up, did somebody even mention WATERMELON!!!
I need Love? (LL Cool J Summer HIT)
OMG! Did Patent Poppa just break out Techmo Bowl?!?!?!
How bout another trip down memeory lane?>>>
I sit there watching her busting in
With juicy project news for her project friends
Titties perky - smile white and bright
Juicy 40 yr old ass & hips swinging left to right
Thinking them young boys don't wanna tap that sugar
I knew I DID and so did Boogah!
Oh Wilona let me be your man
Never mind this lotion in my hand
I want to spray my love all over you
Thelma and Sweet Daddy's chick can get it too!
And since I'm spilling my heartfelt truth
I'd bang your no-neck best friend with the fro and gapped tooth
And as I pull out and stroke my manhood with my hand
All her sticky face will say is damn Damn DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!
omg hugo that was just nasty lol
Uh to tha beat y'all and ya don't stop
ROCK ON! Until ya reach the top
I say what you hear is not a test
A huh huh huh huh I am the best
What do I like to eat when the movie's on?
Huh huh huh huh I said uh POPCONE
And what do I cruise in with all my friends?
Huh huh huh huh - my superfresh Benz
And what do I use before I rock my silk slippers?
Huh huh huh huh - gold toenail clippers!
Uh that's right y'all - Hugo don't play
I put a "huh huh huh huh" when I can't find shit to say
And I keep a fresh cameo cut every day
Huh huh huh huh until I'm old and gray
lmmfao.....
Hugo, my man, is bringin the noise
Lyrical comedy with the Huh huh toys
Inserted at the end of the rhyme
Subliminal message? Or just added time?
Laughter with a smile is what he brought
Pay attention ppl of what he taught
A relapse of a Sitcom paradigm
'Just lookin outta the window' of GOOD TIMES!
yall really trying to get a deal huh?
P and hugo in here dropping rhymes
taking ovah shit and pulling dymes
but i got news for em this Chrissy and Bammy house
we run this shit without a doubt
so when yall step in here show respect
and i still have no clue who hugo is yet????
i thought i did, but now i am skeptikal for all i know his ass could be hannibal lecter
either way it's fine and dadny
maybe this hugo charecter will come in handy....
I need a girl with EBT cards in her purse
Not no WIC voucher - that shit's the worst...
A bootleg Coach bag & bad attitude
And a hookup on some Chinese food
She can walk with a swtich and let her booty swang
I love it when that ass is so big it knock over thangs
Sitting at the bus stop - sucking the meat off a poke chop
She the first one to bail when she sees the cops
She got forearms like Popeye man!
Don't ask why she be like " I yam what I yam"
Don't try to arm wrestle cuz this chick don't play
Let's hear it for Chrissy - she's from around the way!
Mic, check..YO, TURN MY MIC UP..Uhh, Uhh
Yea my name DROCK I got somethin to say,
It's freesyle Friday and I ain't staying all day
See my boss be in the office checking ova my shoulder
Im like go in yo own damn office, and work a lil like ya suppose ta
Its hot as hell outside and Im about to leave
Yall keep it on and poppin, like
you just been FREEEED..
now if hugo is who i think he is then he ought to know me
know damn well i don't carry fake ass coach bags homie
bus stops ain't my thang, i roll in style chilling in the cut with a big ass smile...
fresh as paint clean ass rims
and yeah i like pok chops
hey it is what it is
and i work for a living so i gets no WIC, no EBT card i gotta buy my own shit
and why imma bail when i see the cops
my motto is if you ain't doing shit they got no reason to clock
me when i am rolling and doing what i do
yeah Chrissy an around the way girl,
and i know you wanna a lick boo....
To my man poppa patent I gotta say good look
Got a brother snatching up the dictionary book
Chrissy and Bammy popped into my mind
Everytime I heard about a pair-a-dimes
So I'm chillin' watching the asphalt grow
Chrissy ass hot so that's her ass fault yo!
So let's take them chicks out poppa patent and watch they drawers fall like autumn
Good deal considering them Dollar menu items we bought em
And in the morning after we done multiplicitcially shot 'em
We'll say "AIN'T WE LUCKY WE GOT EM!!!!!!"
To my man poppa patent I gotta say good look
Got a brother snatching up the dictionary book
Chrissy and Bammy popped into my mind
Everytime I heard about a pair-a-dimes
So I'm chillin' watching the asphalt grow
Chrissy ass hot so that's her ass fault yo!
So let's take them chicks out poppa patent and watch they drawers fall like autumn
Good deal considering them Dollar menu items we bought em
And in the morning after we done multiplicitcially shot 'em
We'll say "AIN'T WE LUCKY WE GOT EM!!!!!!"
To my man poppa patent I gotta say good look
Got a brother snatching up the dictionary book
Chrissy and Bammy popped into my mind
Everytime I heard about a pair-a-dimes
So I'm chillin' watching the asphalt grow
Chrissy ass hot so that's her ass fault yo!
So let's take them chicks out poppa patent and watch they drawers fall like autumn
Good deal considering them Dollar menu items we bought em
And in the morning after we done multiplicitcially shot 'em
We'll say "AIN'T WE LUCKY WE GOT EM!!!!!!"
Chrissy you know I got the fever for the flavor
Somebody said you got it going on
Don't forget I am yo neighbor
So let me hit it till the break of dawn
Now this one hear is from Hugo my dear
Feeding you peaches and grapes soaked in Everclear
Huh huh huh huh is the sound you'll hear
When I spasm, nut hard and slobber in your ear!
Sorry I'll get a paper towel and wipe that out your Hawaiian Silky #19....
lmao hugo you like ya rhyme that much to post it 3x's
i think ya ass been sipping on that wine
the kind that cost a dollar a bottle
have you hallucinating, screaming and hollering
running throo ya neighboorhood butt ass naked
talking bout i see dead ppl and they eating steak em's...
damn that has got to be some strong ass wine
specially if it got ya tripping double time....
yeah this rhyme was lame as phuck
just like all the other ones i done penned up nigga what what....lol
LMAO...i'm over here dyin!!!!!! LOL @ HUGO talkin bout EBT n WIC...LMAO
WE DA BESSSSSST,like KHA-LED/it's freestyle friday n we in this bytch/i'm mad as hell/Chriss know why, my BD ain't shyt...that niggah done triiiiiiiiiiiied ME/ but fuk that, I'm to fly for this shyt/i should have kicked him in the face and told him suck on a dyck/LOL but nah farreal i can't wait til i get off so i can pop a pill....lol of advil n take my azz tah sleep/ i'm so damn tired and i need tah eat...
bada boom guess who step in the room/while i'm getting ready for the beach/ i thought i'd give yall a peep/ ain't nuttin but lyrical genius that comes out my mouth/ yall should no this by now without a doubt/i'll check back lata/ and damn all you laker hata's
I need a girl with EBT cards in her purse
^^^^
now bobble lou if you can't see
with words typed like "EBT"
that hugo is from your history
hugo don't know shit
i don't use number 19 fool
number 4b is my shit
and if i knew you like you wished i did, you could do more than slob in my ear
talk to me nasty and turn me out
throw me on the bed make me shout
oh hugo you so good
got me ready to leave this here hood
check this tho here's the catch
i still have no clue who the FUCK hugo newman is yet...
bobble ann i know who it is
i just want him to admit it what's the deal?
got me tripping laughing so hard
damn near ready to give that fool my EBT card
if he came the fuck out of hiding to play this game
then he need to give me a few more hints before i go insane
in the membrane
and go beserk, get his real government name on a damn t-shirt
i don't have much on my mind
so it's a lil hard to kick a rhyme
i'm glad it freestyle friday time
cause i'm off tomorrow so i'm ready to shine
all this week i had to grind
so now it's time for me to get mine
a good man is hard to find
so many are as sloppy as swine
or looking for a nigga to hit em from behind
now you know that shit should be a crime
can i get a witness & a glass of wine
with a cube of ice & a twist of lime
stop staring at me nigga i know i'm fine
but sorry boo i'm worth more than a dime
^ 504! whattup nigguh? LOL y'all are soooooooooooo crazy, y'all shyt be soooooooooo funny, make my little peon as rhymes look so lame, i'm bout to go insane in the membrane/ lol haha if u like pina coladas, alize or champagne...then come to FLA and do the damn thang/ it ain't no game me n my bytches go hard/OH MY GAWD, ask FERNANDOOOOOOOOO, down in ORLANDO! LMAO OMG i suck so bad!
"then he need to give me a few more hints before i go insane
in the membrane "
LMAO- LOL bytch why I done typed the same shyt? LMMFAO
it's friday ya'll & i don't wanna do shit
but kick some funky lyrics & show ya'll how i spit
to all the fellas here get your mind out the ditch
cause i suuuuure don't wanna turn from lil fuykah to lil bytch
did i ever mention i was too legit to quit
prolly so, so fuck ya, the truth i will always tell it
when i was down the skreets my hips have a lil twist
the nigga get star struck & nervous like they have a twitch
no you can't have my number so please get off my clit
you can't do shit for me while still sucking on ya momma's tit
i'm a lyrical genius if i was a dude i'd grab my dick
but best believe it's me you can't get with
LMAO- LOL bytch why I done typed the same shyt? LMMFAO
^^^^lmao cause we silly as hell and not as creative as bobble
Now the party don't start till I walked in
And I proly won't leave until the thing end
and when you get here we drop and give ya 10...lmao it just seemed the right thing to say
it''s friday in this bitch and it's getting hot
yall dropping them funky fresh lyrics like yall pac
i said funky fresh to show bobble,
that she ain't the only one using slang from when bammy was a toddler
lil bytch gon say shit to make ya think
dropping them rhymes like a plumber drops a sink
in ya new bathroom when he come throo
pants hanging low nuff that you say OMG negro we can see you
and ya ass crack and boy is it nasty
nastier than flav kissing them trannies
on his show where he try to find love
all that fool found was some twins who eat rocks and gravel
yeah my rhymes make no sense
ask me if i care tho, cause chrissy a pimp......lol
From the bottom to tha top
Top to that bottom
Chrissy dissing WIC vouchers
When she know her ass got 'em!
"no you can't have my number so please get off my clit
you can't do shit for me while still sucking on ya momma's tit"
You got us reciting your shit 504. I am straight up stealing your shit and putting this shit up in the breakroom so the old white ladies will be like, "Oh sweet lord, who would say such a thing!"
Here I come back to my summer jam
Racin ni9uhs, wrestlin ni99uhs to see who da man
But I'm gon rare back and pop there's here wheelie
Ridin it down the street so yaw can feel me
With my wife beater on breakin a sweat
Wonderin why my moms aint made that Kool Aid yet
'You either stay in or stay out'
'Don't be runnin in and outta my house'
You aint payin no bills up in here
She'd go upside you head to make it crystal clear
That she the HNIC when my pops wasn't home
She never hesitated to go upside ya dome
Clean up that room and when you done the kitchen
All the while mumblin 'Why she always B!tcin'
Bout this room and that room and runnin the vacuum cleaner
I'm just here to eat food, sh!t I'm not even an age teener
All I wanna dew is play and hangout
I aint got time to hear Momma's mouf
But the chores got down and I received an allowance
Go to the candy store and spend it and wonder where it all went
Reminiscin on days of old when responsibility was far
Now that I think about it, it was better with no car
Bill, light bill, house note and electric
Food was an option all you had to dew was select it
But now things have changed and work is the thing
Responsibility is everywhere, Know what I mean
Girls on my mind and neighbors were the nicest
Now the only thing on my mind is the Fcuking GAS PRICES!!!!!
Hugo Newman master of romance
Chrissy baby take a chance
I love it how you rock that brown stallion stance
And how them apple bottom jeans tend to enhance
Girl you so fly you got your own dance
You be my Charmaine and I'll be yo Lance
You'll never be a victim of circumstance
Looking like that "the Urban Blogger" chick in the green pants!
You be my Charmaine and I'll be yo Lance
^^^^^ D.O.A lmmfao
poppa patent
You done took ol Hugo back! "'You either stay in or stay out'
'Don't be runnin in and outta my house"
Like the AC been chilling at the back door trying to make an escape and the house will go from a comfy 65 degrees to hell if you open the door for 2 seconds.
Ya mom ever hit you with that punk move - "What you say!?!?!" while walking toward you like she about to clothesline your ass. And YOU don;t know if she heard you talking shit or not?!?! So you be like nothing and brace for the hit....
Chrissy do you be rocking Kelly green pants like "The Urban Blogger" chick?
i haven't seen the urban blogger chick, and if i have, i haven't paid attention to her so i have no clue what ya talking bout....imma go see now
hugo Son!
My mom aint never did no punk move.
If ya A$$ was gonna get hit aint no need for no precursor
Please believe it was many a day I wanted to sneak in the bedroom and put a pillow over her head, but with my pops there right next to here that wasn't bout to pop off no time soon.
My moms could see in the back of her head and that's where she hit yo A$$...
IN THE BACK OF YO' HEAD!
NI99UH WHAT?
My moms kept a switch/comb/anything close to make sure that if you acted a fool she acted a fool right witcha no matter where you was at or who you was wit.
Pass the Corvosieur?
i said funky fresh to show bobble,
that she ain't the only one using slang from when bammy was a toddler
^^^^
love it ! lmao
lmmfao @ P, why i get the feeling tho that you prolly needed every last beating you got....
On the two ditzy broads homepage, on the right side there is a neclole bitchie spot with all these pictures on them. See my new friend Chrissy in the green pants?
i can't see the pics hugo i am firewalled from it.....i see limited shit....
P, how my mom used to bust me with whatever, shoes, bible, skillet. Then when she find out it wasn't me who did whatever, she be like hit me and getcha lick back. I used to be like I ain't gonna crush mom out like that. Until last week when they put her on that blood pressure medicine that made her REALLY sleepy. I got ALL my hits back!
wanna be startin sumfin, bitch watch yo ass
get yo mind out the ghetto & learn you some class
i'll admit you got him lockdown but that shit won't last
when yo man get a glimpse of me you will be the past
i'm a diamond in platinum your ass is stained glass
i'm a master of destruction & your ass is grass
call me the lawnmower woman, i'll cut you up fast
leave you on the ground bleeding, needing more than a cast
only thing you talk is de' garbage ah la trash
it's clean up time, burn the evidence, nothing left but ash
police wondering what happened to the bystanders they ask
while i'm cruising to mexico with yo man what a blast !
chrissy snow said...
lmmfao @ P, why i get the feeling tho that you prolly needed every last beating you got....
^^^Nah, don't get me wrong I got my share of beatings but I wasn't the one to stay in trouble. My brother got the brunt of most beatings and hands to the mouf. That's why my nieces be poppin off at the mouf so much at him cuz Karma is a MOFO.
I stayed away from the beatings that wasn't my forte. Sides I had to figure out a way from gettin in to trouble with my big brother. Dude was always cheatin and tryna get over on me cuz I was smaller and more athletic than his A$$
He aint heavy, he's my brother?
Hugo Newman said...
P, how my mom used to bust me with whatever, shoes, bible, skillet. Then when she find out it wasn't me who did whatever, she be like hit me and getcha lick back. I used to be like I ain't gonna crush mom out like that. Until last week when they put her on that blood pressure medicine that made her REALLY sleepy. I got ALL my hits back!
June 6, 2008 12:43 PM
^^^
you need to be SHOT ! for that
i'm a diamond in platinum your ass is stained glass
^^^^^^ imma use that shit bobble, you mind
Poor thing Chrissy. Anyway, I am sure you look good anyway. Now b-b-b-b-ack to tha BEAT!!!
poppa got me thankin bout days of the past
When mom always said "with your stanking ass"
Take a bath - with your stanking ass
Do your math - with your stanking ass
No matter what you did you better comprehend it
With your stanking ass is how mom would end it
Until one day I was in the church son
Asking my brother for a stick of gum
I guess he was igging me or just didn't hear me
That's when I spoke it loud and clearly
Give me some gum and do it fast
Quit igging me punk -with you stank ass
There was a gasp, a whisper, a tsk, her eyes turned cold
My mom grabbed me by the arm and began to scold
"Where'd you get that from?" as if she never knew
What you mean Mommy - I got that from you!
Well don't do as I do
do as I say
I'm like yeah you say that shit almost everday
she swung and slashed out the door I did dash
And told the preacher here's $1 for the offering......
with yo stanking ass!
He is I and I am him -slim with a title grin what's my MOFOing name?
HUGOOOOOOOOO!
What's my MOFOing name?
HUGOOOOOOOO!
And what I'm snacking on what -
My Bugles!
Better get it right - corn breath gotta get it right...
By the way,
that stained glass line was hot 504!
You mess around and get shot taking other chicks men! LOL! When salt and Pepa did "I'll take your man" chicks wasn't heat heavy like they are nowadays (old folks lingo).
^^^^^^ imma use that shit bobble, you mind
^^^^
no prob from me, like jermaine jackson said feel free (look it up )
Hugo Newman said...
By the way,
that stained glass line was hot 504!
You mess around and get shot taking other chicks men! LOL! When salt and Pepa did "I'll take your man" chicks wasn't heat heavy like they are nowadays (old folks lingo).
^^^
why thank you very kindly "hugo"
i do what i can, you know ?
Oh gal you got Huey Hue about ready to settle down!
Ready to turn in my playas card!
Don't wanna be a playa no mo'
I find someone who can really really flow - fo sho!
And she go by the name of 5-0 fo'
And she sound like she can dip it low!
Talking about taking men and bouncing to Cancun
I thinking snatch her creole ass up and do it soon
If she was a boat I'd ride her like a sailor
I'd be her Purple Knight - St. Aug alumni better tell her
Now some may say I'm just trying to nailer
But them rhymes are sicker than a FEMA trailer
i melt like butter
make the niggas stutter
make their heart flutter
no words i need to utter
in golf you use a putter
i'm sharp like a cookie cutter
my shit is off the chain
my cool always remain
my flow would leave a stain
too much shit for your brain
your mind will go insane
can't walk ? here use this cane
a fox ? yes i am such
this ass you bet'not touch
my hotness is never too much
my body you'd wanna clutch
say what ? go to dinner dutch ?
nigga you best get the futch
say bruh, you need to see
others, would wanna get with me
willing to pay the fee
just to be next to gee-mo net-ti
so go jump in the sea
cause with moi you'll never be
your ass is such a clown
i'm the queen so take a bow
let real men show you how
respect me so bend ya ass down
my beauty makes em say woooooow
so i'll end this rhyme now
can't walk ? here use this cane
^^^^^^ lmmfao give me the mofo cane now bobble cause that last rap got me double over and i can't use my legs
I'd be her Purple Knight - St. Aug alumni better tell her
^^^
lol my ex b/f was one of those
purple punks is what i called them hos
Huey Hue spittin like a red neck spit tabackey
Makin it sting like my moms did when she'd smack me
From the front seat she threatened to come back
Bring ya A$$ back her ma, see don't you get slapped
In my head I'd say this tew myself
Knowin damn well that be the def
Of my lil butt cuz my didn't play
She promised to see you the next day
After she'd beat you then put ya A$$ to sleep
She'd even promise to smack me 'INTO NEXT WEEK'
But I knew she couldn't dew it cuz I was tough
Never dropped a tear, never blinked, never enough
To the pastor she took me to exorcise a demon
Where did I come from? Musta been bad Semen
From my pops who grew up on the streets of Brooklyn
Never went to jail but def was a Crook in
The streets wreaking havoc no doubt
Gotta chip tooth from get'n beat in the mouth
But that's my pops much love to that man
After all these years, he's still my best friend
Respect was something that is givin to him
Never crossed him at all never was a whim
To enter my mind of the strength he possessed
But I'ma keep it real, dude keeps some bad breath
Breath so stank smell like 'Git Back'
Made ya nose feel like you get hit wit a back
Aight, that's enough bout my story
'Yo breath smell like a Naked Demon' that right there floored me
^^last statement is from the movie 'Who Made the Potatoe Salad' with Clifton Powell, Renaldo Rey, Erkel, Michael Colyer and others
jodeci was the bomb group
even better than them fools in troop
bobble got all they cd's
seent em all on tv
been to they concerts
bought they t-shirts
with el de barge she was a flirt
b4 t-pain and dem had that song
chrissy was a roadie call girl
i rolled with the best
supahead was a pest
she kept trying to take all the niggas checks
and her ass was a vet
in the ho game already
cause her ass could rock it steady
she talking bout niggas running her ovah
eddie winslow need to choke her
A one two, a one two
Yo, Yo Yo Yo
I’m stalling for time
because my ass can’t rhyme
I’m known to drop it like its hot
because ass I got
My husband likea to slap it
Negros be sweating it
After 20 more laps
my bra might snap
my thighs are getting tighter
and mama getting finer
Doing my thing
before the phone starts to ring
This show is free
but my job thinks I’m Kizzy
Haven’t they heard
OBAMA is the nominee?
row row row ya boat, gently down the block
keep on talking all that shit, i will pull out my glock
^LMMFAO, you so ratchett 504! LOL
the itsy bitsy spider came walking down the spout
then jumped this bitch & i knocked that mugga out
there go her girls to try to bring the pain
so this itsy bitsy killa wipe them out & no more came
ooooooooooh Barack lookin boy, Bill Clinton lookin boy "Meet- me -under-your-deskkkkkkkk,monica Lewinsky lookin boy/ 50 cent lookin boy/young buck lookin boy..."we some" guerillazzzzzzzzzz.....Lloyd banks lookin boy/ Mr. jay lookin boy, tyra banks lookin boy/your pictures-suck azz, HOW U DOOOOOOOOIn, Miss JAY lookin boy
LMMFAO, i couldn't resist
Office Carl pimping hoes
Mama Winsolw the madamn
Laura recruiting them for the fam
Urkel like let me at 'em
504 ex is a punk - hell everybody know
How in the fcuk he let YOUR fine ass go?
Chrissy cooking poke chops and season them a smidgen
But she got em from a crackhead - that ain't pig girl that's pigeon!
Chrissy co-worker screaming,waving his arms - at the false alarms - yelling they dropping bombs
And mean ass Chrissy don't give a heck
She yell "incoming!" and watcg him hit the deck
And ya boy poppa patent in the backseat cheating death
Talking junk to mama under his breath
Dropping lines that make a brother sit and think
I ain't never seent one - but I bet a naked demon DO stink!
" but I bet a naked demon DO stink"
DA HELL??? LOL LMMFAO
Imma make you my bytch - ole Queen Latifah looking boy
I didn't see that car coming from the left, Officer - ole Bushwick Bill looking boy
They ain't NEVER got no 44 DD bras- ol Chrissy Snow looking boy
LOL @ a demon stinking...wtf LOL LOL
Ma'am please don't bring that AK-47 in church - ole 504 looking boy
i'm bout to jump back in the mix
i'm hungry for a snickers or maybe a twix
if it's broke maybe it you should fix
in three minutes it'll be one thirty six
Hey girl the way you hold that ebt card shole is sexy - old hugo newman looking boy
"in three minutes it'll be one thirty six"
What time is it? Old Morris day looking boy
why yall slaying me??
"Ma'am please don't bring that AK-47 in church - ole 504 looking boy"
LMAO
OLe chris brown lookin boy, rhi rhi lookin boy....fuk me fuk me harder....KIM K lookin boy/ Latoya jackson lookin boy, Home alone lookin boy...Can i sleep in your bed? Michael jackson lookin boy. You stank lookin boy, ol weed head lookin boy/ meet me on the 5th flo'....bruh man lookin boy
we don't need another hero- ole tina turner looking boy
you got that glow - ole bruce leroy looking boy
whooooooo's the master - ole sho nuff looking boy
i thought i saw a putty tat - ole tweety bird looking boy
i don't like when people touch my face - ole ugly ass flav looking boy
Chriss...i am no slayin you:) .::walks out of room::. LMAO
okay y'all tell me:
"Ms. Peaches come and get this Rottwieler"
old ________looking boy
"i don't like when people touch my face - ole ugly ass flav looking boy"
-LMMFAO
lmmfatfo lawd i see where this going
Hugo, ???? Is it from a movie? cuz i don't watch a lot of movies
"OLe chris brown lookin boy, rhi rhi lookin boy....fuk me fuk me harder....KIM K lookin boy/ Latoya jackson lookin boy, Home alone lookin boy...Can i sleep in your bed? Michael jackson lookin boy. You stank lookin boy, ol weed head lookin boy/ meet me on the 5th flo'....bruh man lookin boy"
Is she trying to shut this shit DOWN?!?!?! LMAO!
ahhahhahh a low down dirty shame looking boy
Low Down Dirty Shame when Keenan woke up next to that punk dude Jada's roomate with the red hair
You ain't nuthing but a big ole heffah
ol _______looking boy
Chrissy coming through!
color purple looking boy
shirley looking boy,
rerun looking boy,
HEY ! HEY ! HEY ! ole dwayne looking boy
rog looking boy,
rob's dinner looking boy
oh i'mma tell momma ole dee looking boy
We was just praying! WE WERE JUST PRAYING!!!!
ol ______looking boy
you got that glow - ole bruce leroy looking boy CTHU I just watched this last night.
"Ms. Peaches come and get this Rottwieler"
old ________looking boy - Keenan Ivory Wayans - Low Down Dirty Shame, my favorite movie of all time
LMAO @ Hugo. see i can go hard on the "rankin" LMAO i just suck at freestylin about regular shyt...LOL
i know it hugo but i am @ a loss....lol
the praying one hugo
when you gonna let me hit mrs. parker looking boy
olllllll
white suit looking boy
places everyone looking boy
I can make you rich for week Mr Rourke looking boy
Old swole head looking boy
Fat tongue looking boy
Boss, De plane de plane - old Tattoo looking boy
ole friday looking boy!!
holy jesus holy jesus the bytch done gone beserk
ol _____looking boy
holy jesus holy jesus the bytch done gone beserk
ol _____looking boy
Oh Ricki Lake lookin boy/ Montell lookin boy..."You are not the father" Maury Chung lookin boy/ You DMX lookin boy, NAsir lookin boy "you wanna ROMP wit me" that jamaican nigguh from BELLY lookin boy...lol You snake lookin boy, ol Ape lookin boy, BIONIC BUNNY 50 cent lookin boy.
You weak lookin bytch, Flava flav lookin bytch, my azz -so -big -I'm my- own- Chair, Deelishis lookin bytch/ Oh tired lookin bytch, lace front lookin bytch..."It's time to get BUCKWILD" SEX tape SHAY JOHNSON lookin bytch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, ORBIT! How dare you make such an accu-sa-si-tion!
ole ______ looking boy
No one understands your music but yourself
ole __________ looking boy
LMAO
ol you eddie murphy lookin boy/ Kate lookin Boy "I show u how a bytch go down the slide" Rasputiaaaaaaaaaaaaa NOOOOOOOOoo lookin boy
richard pryer looking boy
arsenio hall looking boy
oh now you wanna shoot me in my pinky toe ole dela reese looking boy
jasmine guy looking boy
eddie murhpy looking boy
elizabeth i'm coming to join ya ole redd foxx looking boy
my azz -so -big -I'm my- own- Chair, Deelishis lookin bytch/ Oh tired lookin bytch, lace front lookin bytch..."It's time to get BUCKWILD" SEX tape SHAY JOHNSON lookin bytch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Call the paramedics! looking boy
"No one understands your music but yourself
ole __Yah trick Yah________ looking boy
??? LMAO
LOL @ Hugo
K, now you slaying me, lmmfao fa real i can't even get the flow of this shit and do one myself cause yall killing it too hard
later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti."
ol_____looking boy
k@l - Bobby the owner of the club on purple rain talking sh*t to Prince
ni99a I CAN read - I ain't no criminal - ole __________________ looking boy
LMAO, you GOTTA jump in Chriss...u gotta...LOL do i have to make you? LOL
Oh i can't lookin boy/ I'm scared lookin boy/ i'm DIIIIIIIIIITZY....Chrissy Snow lookin Boy...LMAO
.:: see ya gotta jump in now::.
.::waitin::.
tisha campbell looking boy
martin lawrence looking boy
follow the drip ! follow the drip ! follow the drip ! ole full force juicy juice looking boy
robin harris looking boy
dick gregory looking boy
ain't gonna hurt nobody ole kid n play looking boy
Peace up A town down lookin boy/ two step lookin boy/ "I'm tired of ppl talkin bad about me cuz i know i'm a bytch" USHER lookin boy/
gettin hyphy lookin boy, snoop dog lookin boy,I can't understand shyt u say..........e-40 lookin boy
You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
ol_______looking boy
*calling Def Jam to sign y'all up* lol
Peace up A town down lookin boy/ two step lookin boy/ "I'm tired of ppl talkin bad about me cuz i know i'm a bytch" USHER lookin boy/
gettin hyphy lookin boy, snoop dog lookin boy,I can't understand shyt u say..........e-40 lookin boy
^^^^^^lmmfao this bytch here omg she got yall beat by a loooooong shot her ass said can't understand shit you say ole e40 looking boy.....
okay imma try yall but don't laugh @ me.....
I'm single again..lookin boy/ jacki o lookin boy/RESPE you betta respect me Oh Khia lookin boy/ MTV lookin boy/BET lookin boy, If you cheat your azz is gone VH1, miss rap supreme lookin boy/ Oh taylor made lookin boy/ chance lookin boy...i'm REALLLLLL...GAY lookin boy/ OH buddah lookin boy...bytch azz lookin boy/ I can midget-zuuuuuuu ya azz...MIDGET MAC LOOKIN BOY
LMAO @ Chrissy, LOL farreallll....OL tell me when to go azz niggah!
you know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice - has no personality - no depth
ol____looking boy
fuck it i suck @ this shit give me a topic yall ....maybe that will help me lol
Ol shooting up the club looking boy
last chance looking boy
The predator's illegatimate son
ol Pacman Jones looking boy
Old wear a bigger shirt looking boy
stay inside all summer looking boy
Old chrissy boyfriend trying to hide them big titties lookig boy!
Two black eyes looking chick
Ol two ice pack looking chick
Ol Chrissy Snow can't jog without a sports bra looking chick!
Chrissy..you watch alot of movies n tv...you could do a spin off BOONDOCKS...and then the punch lin can be something Uncle Ruck say...then put uncle ruckus lookin boy
LMAO @ Hugo tryna make Chriss jump in...lol
Old chrissy boyfriend trying to hide them big titties lookig boy!
^^^^^lmao
confushed looking boy
nigga who looking boy
man who the fuck is this hugo cat looking boy
not single looking boy
married looking boy
hugo ass really don't know me like he claim he do looking boy
be scared looking boy
be friightened looking boy
you may wanna phone home like et looking boy
thanks K, i think i got it tho, lmao did i get it yall, did i get it
^^^LMAO see bytch u playin...LOL ol lookin boy
You know how to do it lookin boy!!!! LOL
I'm fina go to lunch but i'll be right back lookin boy!
yeah bobble i think you got it looking girl
ol stalking looking boy
Hiding in the bushes looking boy
Hey chrissy I'm your #1 fan looking boy! LOL!
Ol cat in the club looking boy
Too much cologne wearing boy
After I get cussed out "So what you mean" looking boy
twista looking boy
po pimp looking boy
ole he dropped them niggas like kellz dropped public announcement looking boy
slow jamz looking boy
fast talking looking boy
ole let me be yo manager looking boy
Not married looking girl
Too damn fine looking girl
Ol I say im married to keep ni99as at bay looking girl
Ol Vanity 6 looking girl
Appolonia looking girl
Ol That ain't Lake Minnetonka- big round nipples - looking girl!
LOL @ Chrissy dropping jewels!
Ol OLD looking girl
Chasing imaginary butterflies looking girl
Marry a liitle kid old Mariah looking girl
Ol fiend looking girl
Day 12 sober looking girl
Ol don't tempt me with that glass stem Whitney looking girl!
how you know looking boy
why i gotsa to lie looking boy
ole i know i am fine than a mutha looking boy
one mo time looking boy
another warning looking boy
ole .44 STILL under that seat looking boy
don't play looking boy
be scared looking boy
ole he know where yo momma stay he know where my momma stay craig looking boy
why i'm bout to swtich the mood....
GOOD....LOL
i be feeling high
when i do the butterfly
i be feeling free
when i funky y 2 c
no one can match
my signature cabbage patch
i can't be stopped
when i'm during the reebok
ya'll know what i'm all about
when i come thru & walk it out
you'll think i'm a hoochie
when i start popping my coochie
no i'm not a hood chick
cause i like to push it
but if the beat is funky
i'll bust the brass monkey
i have a bad habit
of doing the roger rabbit
try it if you can
it ain't easy doing the running man
you know the party don't stop
when everyone bussin the robot
no time for romancing
if you catch me break dancing
when they bump that planet rock
niggas gonna start to pop-lock
you can get your drink & two step
but you don't know nothin bout that prep
but please make no mistake
i love to do the snake
back in the day the whole house be jumpin
when everybody be booty bumpin
you have to be a real good slider
if you're gonna attempt to do the typewriter
them white folks know how to goof
imitating us when they raise the roof
i remember junior high sock hops
when everybody was kicking the whop
back in the days those dance were the shit
now everything look like lean wit it rock wit it
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