FREESTYLE FRIDAY IS HERE!!

Friday, June 6, 2008

.....And Bammy ain't, she on another one of them island vacations....prolly sitting by the ocean right now sipping mai-tai's (sp) and getting her chill on, freestyle friday must go on tho...so yall come in here and spit it, rock the mic, shut the house down, blow the stage up, whatever you wanna call it....

154 comments:

Poppa Patent said...

Uh Huh!!

Poppa Patent said...

Ok!

Poppa Patent said...

Y-Yeah!

Y-Yeah!

Poppa Patent said...

Throw yo' hands in the Ay-yurr!

Anonymous said...

the freestyle friday post is dedicated to P....

Poppa Patent said...

Bllllrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggg!!!

Ok class let's get it started
What is that smell? aight WHO FARTED?

Somebody musta ate a sandwich egg
Blowin up the spot smeelin like it's dead

But lemme add my 2 cents to the summer
Playin B-Ball all day, then at 2am slumber

Tecmo Bowl playin till ya hands get a callous
8 hours minimum, playin with the Giants and Dallas

Hide and go get it, was my favorite game
Rubbin on that Booty, things would never be the same

Suckin on ya 1st Titty in broad daylight
Back in the day we would say 'Out of Sight'

Later that night we would go out and 'SPY'
Peepin thru the females windows with eyes opened wide

"Yo my man! She bout to get in the shower"
Waitin patiently from 30 minutes to an hour

Temperature rose like dog in heat
Later that nite had draws full of skeet

Wet dreams was the norm when your neighborhood was packed
With all kinds of females from 'Glow in the Darks' to Black

But it wasn't all freaky, there was a lil fun
Ni99uhs turned into raisins after swimmin in the pool sun

But what I don't miss is cuttin that grass
Had a piece of wood cut the he!! outta my A$$

Had to get stitches cuz the cut was so deep
Took them drugs and they put my A$$ to sleep

'With my keyboard and hands I composed this rhyme
To hip and equip you with Patent's version of SUMMERTIME

tURN mY hEADPHONES uP?

Anonymous said...

i actually like that one, the glow in the dark females verse, my fav lol

Poppa Patent said...

'If you really wanna party with me'

Anonymous said...

Good stuff Patent. I remember Tecmo Bowl....

Poppa Patent said...

Aight now peeps its time for the Basement Party
Dancin and grinding till ya D!ck got Hardy

Sippin on a pop and lookin at some tail
Seen some girls that was 'Bad as He!!'

Getn a Short set with some shoes to match
Hopin with my game a broad I'd catch

Cross Colours, Kani, Reebok and K-Swiss
Were the ultimate fashion to lead up to a Kiss

Cassette tapes evolved into CDs
Music so loud neighbors shouted PLEASE!!!!

TURN THAT NOISE DOWN! I'M TRYNA SLEEP
Neighbors had to go to work, didn't wanna hear a peep

Outta no Wholigans or wanna be thugs
Take yo' A$$e$ to bed fo' I get my snub

The summertime was freedom at it's best
But nobody wanna bother with all those pest

Flies were a bother and mosquitos loved to suck
Have you smackin yo'self like 'What The Fcuk?'

Spider webs were invisible to the eye
Have you pullin webs off ya'self with a closed eye

Now don't go to far inside them woods
Aint no tellin what you'd find in our neighborhood

A squirrel a deer and even a snake
We'd run so fast all you needed to hear was 'BREAK'

Break meant run as fast as you can
Now this aint no memoirs of the Gingerbread Man

But a memoir of fear that the snake was gon bite
But if you caught one they'd be like 'That was Tight'

Oh how I reminisce about times past
Nuttin like rememberin smellin that grass

From the bad boys of summer that smoked that weed
We was tew young but the desire was indeed

There to just get a puff or a long drag
Dudes would wup yo A$$ then call you a FAG!

Lemme leave some space for those who wanna freestyle
Cuz I can go all day, but in the meanwhile

Spit your syllables and contractions if you will
Me, myself, I'm gonna sit back and chill

Read the rhymes that are in this blog-tellin
Hold up, did somebody even mention WATERMELON!!!


I need Love? (LL Cool J Summer HIT)

Hugo Newman said...

OMG! Did Patent Poppa just break out Techmo Bowl?!?!?!

How bout another trip down memeory lane?>>>


I sit there watching her busting in
With juicy project news for her project friends

Titties perky - smile white and bright
Juicy 40 yr old ass & hips swinging left to right

Thinking them young boys don't wanna tap that sugar
I knew I DID and so did Boogah!

Oh Wilona let me be your man
Never mind this lotion in my hand

I want to spray my love all over you
Thelma and Sweet Daddy's chick can get it too!

And since I'm spilling my heartfelt truth
I'd bang your no-neck best friend with the fro and gapped tooth

And as I pull out and stroke my manhood with my hand
All her sticky face will say is damn Damn DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

omg hugo that was just nasty lol

Hugo Newman said...

Uh to tha beat y'all and ya don't stop
ROCK ON! Until ya reach the top
I say what you hear is not a test
A huh huh huh huh I am the best
What do I like to eat when the movie's on?
Huh huh huh huh I said uh POPCONE
And what do I cruise in with all my friends?
Huh huh huh huh - my superfresh Benz
And what do I use before I rock my silk slippers?
Huh huh huh huh - gold toenail clippers!

Uh that's right y'all - Hugo don't play
I put a "huh huh huh huh" when I can't find shit to say
And I keep a fresh cameo cut every day
Huh huh huh huh until I'm old and gray

Anonymous said...

lmmfao.....

Poppa Patent said...

Hugo, my man, is bringin the noise
Lyrical comedy with the Huh huh toys

Inserted at the end of the rhyme
Subliminal message? Or just added time?

Laughter with a smile is what he brought
Pay attention ppl of what he taught

A relapse of a Sitcom paradigm
'Just lookin outta the window' of GOOD TIMES!

Anonymous said...

yall really trying to get a deal huh?

Anonymous said...

P and hugo in here dropping rhymes
taking ovah shit and pulling dymes

but i got news for em this Chrissy and Bammy house

we run this shit without a doubt
so when yall step in here show respect

and i still have no clue who hugo is yet????

i thought i did, but now i am skeptikal for all i know his ass could be hannibal lecter

either way it's fine and dadny
maybe this hugo charecter will come in handy....

Hugo Newman said...

I need a girl with EBT cards in her purse
Not no WIC voucher - that shit's the worst...
A bootleg Coach bag & bad attitude
And a hookup on some Chinese food
She can walk with a swtich and let her booty swang
I love it when that ass is so big it knock over thangs
Sitting at the bus stop - sucking the meat off a poke chop
She the first one to bail when she sees the cops
She got forearms like Popeye man!
Don't ask why she be like " I yam what I yam"
Don't try to arm wrestle cuz this chick don't play
Let's hear it for Chrissy - she's from around the way!

DROCK said...

Mic, check..YO, TURN MY MIC UP..Uhh, Uhh

Yea my name DROCK I got somethin to say,

It's freesyle Friday and I ain't staying all day

See my boss be in the office checking ova my shoulder

Im like go in yo own damn office, and work a lil like ya suppose ta

Its hot as hell outside and Im about to leave

Yall keep it on and poppin, like
you just been FREEEED..

Anonymous said...

now if hugo is who i think he is then he ought to know me

know damn well i don't carry fake ass coach bags homie

bus stops ain't my thang, i roll in style chilling in the cut with a big ass smile...

fresh as paint clean ass rims
and yeah i like pok chops

hey it is what it is

and i work for a living so i gets no WIC, no EBT card i gotta buy my own shit

and why imma bail when i see the cops

my motto is if you ain't doing shit they got no reason to clock

me when i am rolling and doing what i do

yeah Chrissy an around the way girl,

and i know you wanna a lick boo....

Hugo Newman said...

To my man poppa patent I gotta say good look
Got a brother snatching up the dictionary book
Chrissy and Bammy popped into my mind
Everytime I heard about a pair-a-dimes
So I'm chillin' watching the asphalt grow
Chrissy ass hot so that's her ass fault yo!
So let's take them chicks out poppa patent and watch they drawers fall like autumn
Good deal considering them Dollar menu items we bought em
And in the morning after we done multiplicitcially shot 'em
We'll say "AIN'T WE LUCKY WE GOT EM!!!!!!"

Hugo Newman said...

To my man poppa patent I gotta say good look
Got a brother snatching up the dictionary book
Chrissy and Bammy popped into my mind
Everytime I heard about a pair-a-dimes
So I'm chillin' watching the asphalt grow
Chrissy ass hot so that's her ass fault yo!
So let's take them chicks out poppa patent and watch they drawers fall like autumn
Good deal considering them Dollar menu items we bought em
And in the morning after we done multiplicitcially shot 'em
We'll say "AIN'T WE LUCKY WE GOT EM!!!!!!"

Hugo Newman said...

To my man poppa patent I gotta say good look
Got a brother snatching up the dictionary book
Chrissy and Bammy popped into my mind
Everytime I heard about a pair-a-dimes
So I'm chillin' watching the asphalt grow
Chrissy ass hot so that's her ass fault yo!
So let's take them chicks out poppa patent and watch they drawers fall like autumn
Good deal considering them Dollar menu items we bought em
And in the morning after we done multiplicitcially shot 'em
We'll say "AIN'T WE LUCKY WE GOT EM!!!!!!"

Hugo Newman said...

Chrissy you know I got the fever for the flavor
Somebody said you got it going on
Don't forget I am yo neighbor
So let me hit it till the break of dawn

Now this one hear is from Hugo my dear
Feeding you peaches and grapes soaked in Everclear
Huh huh huh huh is the sound you'll hear
When I spasm, nut hard and slobber in your ear!

Hugo Newman said...

Sorry I'll get a paper towel and wipe that out your Hawaiian Silky #19....

Anonymous said...

lmao hugo you like ya rhyme that much to post it 3x's

i think ya ass been sipping on that wine

the kind that cost a dollar a bottle

have you hallucinating, screaming and hollering

running throo ya neighboorhood butt ass naked

talking bout i see dead ppl and they eating steak em's...

damn that has got to be some strong ass wine

specially if it got ya tripping double time....

yeah this rhyme was lame as phuck
just like all the other ones i done penned up nigga what what....lol

Kaliente said...

LMAO...i'm over here dyin!!!!!! LOL @ HUGO talkin bout EBT n WIC...LMAO

WE DA BESSSSSST,like KHA-LED/it's freestyle friday n we in this bytch/i'm mad as hell/Chriss know why, my BD ain't shyt...that niggah done triiiiiiiiiiiied ME/ but fuk that, I'm to fly for this shyt/i should have kicked him in the face and told him suck on a dyck/LOL but nah farreal i can't wait til i get off so i can pop a pill....lol of advil n take my azz tah sleep/ i'm so damn tired and i need tah eat...

Bahama said...

bada boom guess who step in the room/while i'm getting ready for the beach/ i thought i'd give yall a peep/ ain't nuttin but lyrical genius that comes out my mouth/ yall should no this by now without a doubt/i'll check back lata/ and damn all you laker hata's

504 said...

I need a girl with EBT cards in her purse

^^^^
now bobble lou if you can't see

with words typed like "EBT"

that hugo is from your history

Anonymous said...

hugo don't know shit
i don't use number 19 fool

number 4b is my shit

and if i knew you like you wished i did, you could do more than slob in my ear

talk to me nasty and turn me out
throw me on the bed make me shout

oh hugo you so good
got me ready to leave this here hood

check this tho here's the catch
i still have no clue who the FUCK hugo newman is yet...

Anonymous said...

bobble ann i know who it is
i just want him to admit it what's the deal?

got me tripping laughing so hard
damn near ready to give that fool my EBT card

if he came the fuck out of hiding to play this game

then he need to give me a few more hints before i go insane

in the membrane
and go beserk, get his real government name on a damn t-shirt

504 said...

i don't have much on my mind

so it's a lil hard to kick a rhyme

i'm glad it freestyle friday time

cause i'm off tomorrow so i'm ready to shine

all this week i had to grind

so now it's time for me to get mine

a good man is hard to find

so many are as sloppy as swine

or looking for a nigga to hit em from behind

now you know that shit should be a crime

can i get a witness & a glass of wine

with a cube of ice & a twist of lime

stop staring at me nigga i know i'm fine

but sorry boo i'm worth more than a dime

Kaliente said...

^ 504! whattup nigguh? LOL y'all are soooooooooooo crazy, y'all shyt be soooooooooo funny, make my little peon as rhymes look so lame, i'm bout to go insane in the membrane/ lol haha if u like pina coladas, alize or champagne...then come to FLA and do the damn thang/ it ain't no game me n my bytches go hard/OH MY GAWD, ask FERNANDOOOOOOOOO, down in ORLANDO! LMAO OMG i suck so bad!

Kaliente said...

"then he need to give me a few more hints before i go insane

in the membrane "

LMAO- LOL bytch why I done typed the same shyt? LMMFAO

504 said...

it's friday ya'll & i don't wanna do shit

but kick some funky lyrics & show ya'll how i spit

to all the fellas here get your mind out the ditch

cause i suuuuure don't wanna turn from lil fuykah to lil bytch

did i ever mention i was too legit to quit

prolly so, so fuck ya, the truth i will always tell it

when i was down the skreets my hips have a lil twist

the nigga get star struck & nervous like they have a twitch

no you can't have my number so please get off my clit

you can't do shit for me while still sucking on ya momma's tit

i'm a lyrical genius if i was a dude i'd grab my dick

but best believe it's me you can't get with

Anonymous said...

LMAO- LOL bytch why I done typed the same shyt? LMMFAO
^^^^lmao cause we silly as hell and not as creative as bobble

Poppa Patent said...

Now the party don't start till I walked in

Poppa Patent said...

And I proly won't leave until the thing end

Anonymous said...

and when you get here we drop and give ya 10...lmao it just seemed the right thing to say

Anonymous said...

it''s friday in this bitch and it's getting hot

yall dropping them funky fresh lyrics like yall pac

i said funky fresh to show bobble,
that she ain't the only one using slang from when bammy was a toddler

lil bytch gon say shit to make ya think

dropping them rhymes like a plumber drops a sink

in ya new bathroom when he come throo

pants hanging low nuff that you say OMG negro we can see you

and ya ass crack and boy is it nasty

nastier than flav kissing them trannies

on his show where he try to find love

all that fool found was some twins who eat rocks and gravel

yeah my rhymes make no sense
ask me if i care tho, cause chrissy a pimp......lol

Hugo Newman said...

From the bottom to tha top
Top to that bottom
Chrissy dissing WIC vouchers
When she know her ass got 'em!

"no you can't have my number so please get off my clit

you can't do shit for me while still sucking on ya momma's tit"


You got us reciting your shit 504. I am straight up stealing your shit and putting this shit up in the breakroom so the old white ladies will be like, "Oh sweet lord, who would say such a thing!"

Poppa Patent said...

Here I come back to my summer jam
Racin ni9uhs, wrestlin ni99uhs to see who da man

But I'm gon rare back and pop there's here wheelie
Ridin it down the street so yaw can feel me

With my wife beater on breakin a sweat
Wonderin why my moms aint made that Kool Aid yet

'You either stay in or stay out'
'Don't be runnin in and outta my house'

You aint payin no bills up in here
She'd go upside you head to make it crystal clear

That she the HNIC when my pops wasn't home
She never hesitated to go upside ya dome

Clean up that room and when you done the kitchen
All the while mumblin 'Why she always B!tcin'

Bout this room and that room and runnin the vacuum cleaner
I'm just here to eat food, sh!t I'm not even an age teener

All I wanna dew is play and hangout
I aint got time to hear Momma's mouf

But the chores got down and I received an allowance
Go to the candy store and spend it and wonder where it all went

Reminiscin on days of old when responsibility was far
Now that I think about it, it was better with no car

Bill, light bill, house note and electric
Food was an option all you had to dew was select it

But now things have changed and work is the thing
Responsibility is everywhere, Know what I mean

Girls on my mind and neighbors were the nicest
Now the only thing on my mind is the Fcuking GAS PRICES!!!!!

Hugo Newman said...

Hugo Newman master of romance
Chrissy baby take a chance
I love it how you rock that brown stallion stance
And how them apple bottom jeans tend to enhance
Girl you so fly you got your own dance
You be my Charmaine and I'll be yo Lance
You'll never be a victim of circumstance
Looking like that "the Urban Blogger" chick in the green pants!

Anonymous said...

You be my Charmaine and I'll be yo Lance
^^^^^ D.O.A lmmfao

Hugo Newman said...

poppa patent

You done took ol Hugo back! "'You either stay in or stay out'
'Don't be runnin in and outta my house"

Like the AC been chilling at the back door trying to make an escape and the house will go from a comfy 65 degrees to hell if you open the door for 2 seconds.

Ya mom ever hit you with that punk move - "What you say!?!?!" while walking toward you like she about to clothesline your ass. And YOU don;t know if she heard you talking shit or not?!?! So you be like nothing and brace for the hit....

Hugo Newman said...

Chrissy do you be rocking Kelly green pants like "The Urban Blogger" chick?

Anonymous said...

i haven't seen the urban blogger chick, and if i have, i haven't paid attention to her so i have no clue what ya talking bout....imma go see now

Poppa Patent said...

hugo Son!

My mom aint never did no punk move.

If ya A$$ was gonna get hit aint no need for no precursor

Please believe it was many a day I wanted to sneak in the bedroom and put a pillow over her head, but with my pops there right next to here that wasn't bout to pop off no time soon.

My moms could see in the back of her head and that's where she hit yo A$$...

IN THE BACK OF YO' HEAD!

NI99UH WHAT?

My moms kept a switch/comb/anything close to make sure that if you acted a fool she acted a fool right witcha no matter where you was at or who you was wit.

Pass the Corvosieur?

504 said...

i said funky fresh to show bobble,
that she ain't the only one using slang from when bammy was a toddler

^^^^
love it ! lmao

Anonymous said...

lmmfao @ P, why i get the feeling tho that you prolly needed every last beating you got....

Hugo Newman said...

On the two ditzy broads homepage, on the right side there is a neclole bitchie spot with all these pictures on them. See my new friend Chrissy in the green pants?

Anonymous said...

i can't see the pics hugo i am firewalled from it.....i see limited shit....

Hugo Newman said...

P, how my mom used to bust me with whatever, shoes, bible, skillet. Then when she find out it wasn't me who did whatever, she be like hit me and getcha lick back. I used to be like I ain't gonna crush mom out like that. Until last week when they put her on that blood pressure medicine that made her REALLY sleepy. I got ALL my hits back!

504 said...

wanna be startin sumfin, bitch watch yo ass

get yo mind out the ghetto & learn you some class

i'll admit you got him lockdown but that shit won't last

when yo man get a glimpse of me you will be the past

i'm a diamond in platinum your ass is stained glass

i'm a master of destruction & your ass is grass

call me the lawnmower woman, i'll cut you up fast

leave you on the ground bleeding, needing more than a cast

only thing you talk is de' garbage ah la trash

it's clean up time, burn the evidence, nothing left but ash

police wondering what happened to the bystanders they ask

while i'm cruising to mexico with yo man what a blast !

Poppa Patent said...

chrissy snow said...

lmmfao @ P, why i get the feeling tho that you prolly needed every last beating you got....

^^^Nah, don't get me wrong I got my share of beatings but I wasn't the one to stay in trouble. My brother got the brunt of most beatings and hands to the mouf. That's why my nieces be poppin off at the mouf so much at him cuz Karma is a MOFO.

I stayed away from the beatings that wasn't my forte. Sides I had to figure out a way from gettin in to trouble with my big brother. Dude was always cheatin and tryna get over on me cuz I was smaller and more athletic than his A$$

He aint heavy, he's my brother?

504 said...
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504 said...

Hugo Newman said...
P, how my mom used to bust me with whatever, shoes, bible, skillet. Then when she find out it wasn't me who did whatever, she be like hit me and getcha lick back. I used to be like I ain't gonna crush mom out like that. Until last week when they put her on that blood pressure medicine that made her REALLY sleepy. I got ALL my hits back!

June 6, 2008 12:43 PM

^^^

you need to be SHOT ! for that

Anonymous said...

i'm a diamond in platinum your ass is stained glass
^^^^^^ imma use that shit bobble, you mind

Hugo Newman said...

Poor thing Chrissy. Anyway, I am sure you look good anyway. Now b-b-b-b-ack to tha BEAT!!!

poppa got me thankin bout days of the past
When mom always said "with your stanking ass"

Take a bath - with your stanking ass
Do your math - with your stanking ass

No matter what you did you better comprehend it
With your stanking ass is how mom would end it

Until one day I was in the church son
Asking my brother for a stick of gum

I guess he was igging me or just didn't hear me
That's when I spoke it loud and clearly

Give me some gum and do it fast
Quit igging me punk -with you stank ass

There was a gasp, a whisper, a tsk, her eyes turned cold
My mom grabbed me by the arm and began to scold

"Where'd you get that from?" as if she never knew
What you mean Mommy - I got that from you!

Well don't do as I do
do as I say
I'm like yeah you say that shit almost everday

she swung and slashed out the door I did dash
And told the preacher here's $1 for the offering......
with yo stanking ass!

Hugo Newman said...

He is I and I am him -slim with a title grin what's my MOFOing name?

HUGOOOOOOOOO!

What's my MOFOing name?

HUGOOOOOOOO!

And what I'm snacking on what -

My Bugles!

Better get it right - corn breath gotta get it right...

Hugo Newman said...

By the way,

that stained glass line was hot 504!

You mess around and get shot taking other chicks men! LOL! When salt and Pepa did "I'll take your man" chicks wasn't heat heavy like they are nowadays (old folks lingo).

504 said...

^^^^^^ imma use that shit bobble, you mind

^^^^
no prob from me, like jermaine jackson said feel free (look it up )

504 said...

Hugo Newman said...
By the way,

that stained glass line was hot 504!

You mess around and get shot taking other chicks men! LOL! When salt and Pepa did "I'll take your man" chicks wasn't heat heavy like they are nowadays (old folks lingo).

^^^
why thank you very kindly "hugo"
i do what i can, you know ?

Hugo Newman said...

Oh gal you got Huey Hue about ready to settle down!

Ready to turn in my playas card!

Don't wanna be a playa no mo'
I find someone who can really really flow - fo sho!
And she go by the name of 5-0 fo'
And she sound like she can dip it low!

Talking about taking men and bouncing to Cancun
I thinking snatch her creole ass up and do it soon

If she was a boat I'd ride her like a sailor
I'd be her Purple Knight - St. Aug alumni better tell her
Now some may say I'm just trying to nailer
But them rhymes are sicker than a FEMA trailer

504 said...

i melt like butter

make the niggas stutter

make their heart flutter

no words i need to utter

in golf you use a putter

i'm sharp like a cookie cutter

my shit is off the chain

my cool always remain

my flow would leave a stain

too much shit for your brain

your mind will go insane

can't walk ? here use this cane

a fox ? yes i am such

this ass you bet'not touch

my hotness is never too much

my body you'd wanna clutch

say what ? go to dinner dutch ?

nigga you best get the futch

say bruh, you need to see

others, would wanna get with me

willing to pay the fee

just to be next to gee-mo net-ti

so go jump in the sea

cause with moi you'll never be

your ass is such a clown

i'm the queen so take a bow

let real men show you how

respect me so bend ya ass down

my beauty makes em say woooooow

so i'll end this rhyme now

Anonymous said...

can't walk ? here use this cane

^^^^^^ lmmfao give me the mofo cane now bobble cause that last rap got me double over and i can't use my legs

504 said...

I'd be her Purple Knight - St. Aug alumni better tell her


^^^

lol my ex b/f was one of those

purple punks is what i called them hos

Poppa Patent said...

Huey Hue spittin like a red neck spit tabackey
Makin it sting like my moms did when she'd smack me

From the front seat she threatened to come back
Bring ya A$$ back her ma, see don't you get slapped

In my head I'd say this tew myself
Knowin damn well that be the def

Of my lil butt cuz my didn't play
She promised to see you the next day

After she'd beat you then put ya A$$ to sleep
She'd even promise to smack me 'INTO NEXT WEEK'

But I knew she couldn't dew it cuz I was tough
Never dropped a tear, never blinked, never enough

To the pastor she took me to exorcise a demon
Where did I come from? Musta been bad Semen

From my pops who grew up on the streets of Brooklyn
Never went to jail but def was a Crook in

The streets wreaking havoc no doubt
Gotta chip tooth from get'n beat in the mouth

But that's my pops much love to that man
After all these years, he's still my best friend

Respect was something that is givin to him
Never crossed him at all never was a whim

To enter my mind of the strength he possessed
But I'ma keep it real, dude keeps some bad breath

Breath so stank smell like 'Git Back'
Made ya nose feel like you get hit wit a back

Aight, that's enough bout my story
'Yo breath smell like a Naked Demon' that right there floored me

^^last statement is from the movie 'Who Made the Potatoe Salad' with Clifton Powell, Renaldo Rey, Erkel, Michael Colyer and others

Anonymous said...

jodeci was the bomb group
even better than them fools in troop

bobble got all they cd's
seent em all on tv

been to they concerts
bought they t-shirts

with el de barge she was a flirt
b4 t-pain and dem had that song

chrissy was a roadie call girl
i rolled with the best

supahead was a pest
she kept trying to take all the niggas checks

and her ass was a vet
in the ho game already

cause her ass could rock it steady
she talking bout niggas running her ovah

eddie winslow need to choke her

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

A one two, a one two

Yo, Yo Yo Yo
I’m stalling for time
because my ass can’t rhyme
I’m known to drop it like its hot
because ass I got
My husband likea to slap it
Negros be sweating it

After 20 more laps
my bra might snap
my thighs are getting tighter
and mama getting finer

Doing my thing
before the phone starts to ring
This show is free
but my job thinks I’m Kizzy

Haven’t they heard
OBAMA is the nominee?

504 said...

row row row ya boat, gently down the block

keep on talking all that shit, i will pull out my glock

Kaliente said...

^LMMFAO, you so ratchett 504! LOL

504 said...

the itsy bitsy spider came walking down the spout

then jumped this bitch & i knocked that mugga out

there go her girls to try to bring the pain

so this itsy bitsy killa wipe them out & no more came

Kaliente said...

ooooooooooh Barack lookin boy, Bill Clinton lookin boy "Meet- me -under-your-deskkkkkkkk,monica Lewinsky lookin boy/ 50 cent lookin boy/young buck lookin boy..."we some" guerillazzzzzzzzzz.....Lloyd banks lookin boy/ Mr. jay lookin boy, tyra banks lookin boy/your pictures-suck azz, HOW U DOOOOOOOOIn, Miss JAY lookin boy


LMMFAO, i couldn't resist

Hugo Newman said...

Office Carl pimping hoes
Mama Winsolw the madamn
Laura recruiting them for the fam
Urkel like let me at 'em

504 ex is a punk - hell everybody know
How in the fcuk he let YOUR fine ass go?

Chrissy cooking poke chops and season them a smidgen
But she got em from a crackhead - that ain't pig girl that's pigeon!

Chrissy co-worker screaming,waving his arms - at the false alarms - yelling they dropping bombs

And mean ass Chrissy don't give a heck
She yell "incoming!" and watcg him hit the deck

And ya boy poppa patent in the backseat cheating death
Talking junk to mama under his breath

Dropping lines that make a brother sit and think
I ain't never seent one - but I bet a naked demon DO stink!

Kaliente said...

" but I bet a naked demon DO stink"
DA HELL??? LOL LMMFAO

Hugo Newman said...

Imma make you my bytch - ole Queen Latifah looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

I didn't see that car coming from the left, Officer - ole Bushwick Bill looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

They ain't NEVER got no 44 DD bras- ol Chrissy Snow looking boy

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

LOL @ a demon stinking...wtf LOL LOL

Hugo Newman said...

Ma'am please don't bring that AK-47 in church - ole 504 looking boy

504 said...

i'm bout to jump back in the mix

i'm hungry for a snickers or maybe a twix

if it's broke maybe it you should fix

in three minutes it'll be one thirty six

Hugo Newman said...

Hey girl the way you hold that ebt card shole is sexy - old hugo newman looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

"in three minutes it'll be one thirty six"

What time is it? Old Morris day looking boy

Anonymous said...

why yall slaying me??

Kaliente said...

"Ma'am please don't bring that AK-47 in church - ole 504 looking boy"

LMAO

OLe chris brown lookin boy, rhi rhi lookin boy....fuk me fuk me harder....KIM K lookin boy/ Latoya jackson lookin boy, Home alone lookin boy...Can i sleep in your bed? Michael jackson lookin boy. You stank lookin boy, ol weed head lookin boy/ meet me on the 5th flo'....bruh man lookin boy

504 said...

we don't need another hero- ole tina turner looking boy

you got that glow - ole bruce leroy looking boy

whooooooo's the master - ole sho nuff looking boy

i thought i saw a putty tat - ole tweety bird looking boy

i don't like when people touch my face - ole ugly ass flav looking boy

Kaliente said...

Chriss...i am no slayin you:) .::walks out of room::. LMAO

Hugo Newman said...

okay y'all tell me:

"Ms. Peaches come and get this Rottwieler"

old ________looking boy

Kaliente said...

"i don't like when people touch my face - ole ugly ass flav looking boy"


-LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

lmmfatfo lawd i see where this going

Kaliente said...

Hugo, ???? Is it from a movie? cuz i don't watch a lot of movies

Hugo Newman said...

"OLe chris brown lookin boy, rhi rhi lookin boy....fuk me fuk me harder....KIM K lookin boy/ Latoya jackson lookin boy, Home alone lookin boy...Can i sleep in your bed? Michael jackson lookin boy. You stank lookin boy, ol weed head lookin boy/ meet me on the 5th flo'....bruh man lookin boy"

Is she trying to shut this shit DOWN?!?!?! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

ahhahhahh a low down dirty shame looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

Low Down Dirty Shame when Keenan woke up next to that punk dude Jada's roomate with the red hair

Hugo Newman said...

You ain't nuthing but a big ole heffah

ol _______looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

Chrissy coming through!

Anonymous said...

color purple looking boy

504 said...

shirley looking boy,

rerun looking boy,

HEY ! HEY ! HEY ! ole dwayne looking boy

rog looking boy,

rob's dinner looking boy

oh i'mma tell momma ole dee looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

We was just praying! WE WERE JUST PRAYING!!!!


ol ______looking boy

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

you got that glow - ole bruce leroy looking boy CTHU I just watched this last night.

"Ms. Peaches come and get this Rottwieler"

old ________looking boy - Keenan Ivory Wayans - Low Down Dirty Shame, my favorite movie of all time

Kaliente said...

LMAO @ Hugo. see i can go hard on the "rankin" LMAO i just suck at freestylin about regular shyt...LOL

Anonymous said...

i know it hugo but i am @ a loss....lol

Anonymous said...

the praying one hugo

504 said...

when you gonna let me hit mrs. parker looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

olllllll

white suit looking boy

places everyone looking boy

I can make you rich for week Mr Rourke looking boy

Old swole head looking boy

Fat tongue looking boy

Boss, De plane de plane - old Tattoo looking boy

Anonymous said...

ole friday looking boy!!

Hugo Newman said...

holy jesus holy jesus the bytch done gone beserk

ol _____looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

holy jesus holy jesus the bytch done gone beserk

ol _____looking boy

Kaliente said...

Oh Ricki Lake lookin boy/ Montell lookin boy..."You are not the father" Maury Chung lookin boy/ You DMX lookin boy, NAsir lookin boy "you wanna ROMP wit me" that jamaican nigguh from BELLY lookin boy...lol You snake lookin boy, ol Ape lookin boy, BIONIC BUNNY 50 cent lookin boy.

You weak lookin bytch, Flava flav lookin bytch, my azz -so -big -I'm my- own- Chair, Deelishis lookin bytch/ Oh tired lookin bytch, lace front lookin bytch..."It's time to get BUCKWILD" SEX tape SHAY JOHNSON lookin bytch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugo Newman said...

Yeah, ORBIT! How dare you make such an accu-sa-si-tion!


ole ______ looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

No one understands your music but yourself

ole __________ looking boy

Kaliente said...

LMAO

ol you eddie murphy lookin boy/ Kate lookin Boy "I show u how a bytch go down the slide" Rasputiaaaaaaaaaaaaa NOOOOOOOOoo lookin boy

504 said...

richard pryer looking boy

arsenio hall looking boy

oh now you wanna shoot me in my pinky toe ole dela reese looking boy

jasmine guy looking boy

eddie murhpy looking boy

elizabeth i'm coming to join ya ole redd foxx looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

my azz -so -big -I'm my- own- Chair, Deelishis lookin bytch/ Oh tired lookin bytch, lace front lookin bytch..."It's time to get BUCKWILD" SEX tape SHAY JOHNSON lookin bytch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call the paramedics! looking boy

Kaliente said...

"No one understands your music but yourself

ole __Yah trick Yah________ looking boy


??? LMAO

Kaliente said...

LOL @ Hugo

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Anonymous said...

K, now you slaying me, lmmfao fa real i can't even get the flow of this shit and do one myself cause yall killing it too hard

Hugo Newman said...

later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti."

ol_____looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

k@l - Bobby the owner of the club on purple rain talking sh*t to Prince

Hugo Newman said...

ni99a I CAN read - I ain't no criminal - ole __________________ looking boy

Kaliente said...

LMAO, you GOTTA jump in Chriss...u gotta...LOL do i have to make you? LOL

Oh i can't lookin boy/ I'm scared lookin boy/ i'm DIIIIIIIIIITZY....Chrissy Snow lookin Boy...LMAO

.:: see ya gotta jump in now::.

Kaliente said...

.::waitin::.

504 said...

tisha campbell looking boy

martin lawrence looking boy

follow the drip ! follow the drip ! follow the drip ! ole full force juicy juice looking boy

robin harris looking boy

dick gregory looking boy

ain't gonna hurt nobody ole kid n play looking boy

Kaliente said...

Peace up A town down lookin boy/ two step lookin boy/ "I'm tired of ppl talkin bad about me cuz i know i'm a bytch" USHER lookin boy/
gettin hyphy lookin boy, snoop dog lookin boy,I can't understand shyt u say..........e-40 lookin boy

Hugo Newman said...

You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.

ol_______looking boy

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

*calling Def Jam to sign y'all up* lol

Anonymous said...

Peace up A town down lookin boy/ two step lookin boy/ "I'm tired of ppl talkin bad about me cuz i know i'm a bytch" USHER lookin boy/
gettin hyphy lookin boy, snoop dog lookin boy,I can't understand shyt u say..........e-40 lookin boy

^^^^^^lmmfao this bytch here omg she got yall beat by a loooooong shot her ass said can't understand shit you say ole e40 looking boy.....

Anonymous said...

okay imma try yall but don't laugh @ me.....

Kaliente said...

I'm single again..lookin boy/ jacki o lookin boy/RESPE you betta respect me Oh Khia lookin boy/ MTV lookin boy/BET lookin boy, If you cheat your azz is gone VH1, miss rap supreme lookin boy/ Oh taylor made lookin boy/ chance lookin boy...i'm REALLLLLL...GAY lookin boy/ OH buddah lookin boy...bytch azz lookin boy/ I can midget-zuuuuuuu ya azz...MIDGET MAC LOOKIN BOY

Kaliente said...

LMAO @ Chrissy, LOL farreallll....OL tell me when to go azz niggah!

Hugo Newman said...

you know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice - has no personality - no depth

ol____looking boy

Anonymous said...

fuck it i suck @ this shit give me a topic yall ....maybe that will help me lol

Hugo Newman said...

Ol shooting up the club looking boy
last chance looking boy
The predator's illegatimate son
ol Pacman Jones looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

Old wear a bigger shirt looking boy
stay inside all summer looking boy
Old chrissy boyfriend trying to hide them big titties lookig boy!

Hugo Newman said...

Two black eyes looking chick
Ol two ice pack looking chick
Ol Chrissy Snow can't jog without a sports bra looking chick!

Kaliente said...

Chrissy..you watch alot of movies n tv...you could do a spin off BOONDOCKS...and then the punch lin can be something Uncle Ruck say...then put uncle ruckus lookin boy

Kaliente said...

LMAO @ Hugo tryna make Chriss jump in...lol

Anonymous said...

Old chrissy boyfriend trying to hide them big titties lookig boy!
^^^^^lmao

confushed looking boy

nigga who looking boy

man who the fuck is this hugo cat looking boy

not single looking boy

married looking boy

hugo ass really don't know me like he claim he do looking boy

be scared looking boy

be friightened looking boy

you may wanna phone home like et looking boy

Anonymous said...

thanks K, i think i got it tho, lmao did i get it yall, did i get it

Kaliente said...

^^^LMAO see bytch u playin...LOL ol lookin boy

Kaliente said...

You know how to do it lookin boy!!!! LOL

I'm fina go to lunch but i'll be right back lookin boy!

504 said...

yeah bobble i think you got it looking girl

Hugo Newman said...

ol stalking looking boy
Hiding in the bushes looking boy
Hey chrissy I'm your #1 fan looking boy! LOL!

Ol cat in the club looking boy
Too much cologne wearing boy
After I get cussed out "So what you mean" looking boy

Anonymous said...

twista looking boy

po pimp looking boy

ole he dropped them niggas like kellz dropped public announcement looking boy

slow jamz looking boy

fast talking looking boy

ole let me be yo manager looking boy

Hugo Newman said...

Not married looking girl
Too damn fine looking girl
Ol I say im married to keep ni99as at bay looking girl

Ol Vanity 6 looking girl
Appolonia looking girl

Ol That ain't Lake Minnetonka- big round nipples - looking girl!

Hugo Newman said...

LOL @ Chrissy dropping jewels!

Hugo Newman said...

Ol OLD looking girl
Chasing imaginary butterflies looking girl
Marry a liitle kid old Mariah looking girl

Hugo Newman said...

Ol fiend looking girl
Day 12 sober looking girl
Ol don't tempt me with that glass stem Whitney looking girl!

Anonymous said...

how you know looking boy

why i gotsa to lie looking boy

ole i know i am fine than a mutha looking boy

one mo time looking boy

another warning looking boy

ole .44 STILL under that seat looking boy

don't play looking boy

be scared looking boy

ole he know where yo momma stay he know where my momma stay craig looking boy

504 said...

why i'm bout to swtich the mood....

Anonymous said...

GOOD....LOL

504 said...

i be feeling high

when i do the butterfly

i be feeling free

when i funky y 2 c

no one can match

my signature cabbage patch

i can't be stopped

when i'm during the reebok

ya'll know what i'm all about

when i come thru & walk it out

you'll think i'm a hoochie

when i start popping my coochie

no i'm not a hood chick

cause i like to push it

but if the beat is funky

i'll bust the brass monkey

i have a bad habit

of doing the roger rabbit

try it if you can

it ain't easy doing the running man

you know the party don't stop

when everyone bussin the robot

no time for romancing

if you catch me break dancing

when they bump that planet rock

niggas gonna start to pop-lock

you can get your drink & two step

but you don't know nothin bout that prep

but please make no mistake

i love to do the snake

back in the day the whole house be jumpin

when everybody be booty bumpin

you have to be a real good slider

if you're gonna attempt to do the typewriter

them white folks know how to goof

imitating us when they raise the roof

i remember junior high sock hops

when everybody was kicking the whop

back in the days those dance were the shit

now everything look like lean wit it rock wit it

this sh!t better work..lmao