Freestyle Friday

Friday, June 13, 2008

Aight yall know what time it is..




get in the booth/spit ya ryhmes and lets make the time fllllllllllly

94 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok, let me drop something that I was working on. it's a litte different...maybe Bammy can appreciate it.

I call this No Pentameter..a deconstruction of rhyme scheme and flow

incredible
simplistic
inedible, I never bit this
like citrus
it stings your eye when I spit this
bear witness to my fitness
not physical, but lyrical
you're quizzical about my spiritual
get around like I was spherical
when you hear it you'll
say damn this dude's incredible
back to the beginning

braggadocious when I approach this
microphone, you can't get close kid
though you boasted you got roasted
may he rest in peace they toasted
I almost did
the easy thing and let you win this battle
but I had to
use these words to brand your brain like cattle
so that'll
be enough because your time to shine is over
I got a rhyming mind like Hova
and these words I've spit have showed ya
that I know this
emcee game, but now it time to close this
so remember,
when you hear these words say damn he's braggadocious
back to the beginning

Anonymous said...

yeah i know i am fine as wine

i got a big ole booty cause i eat swine

lil bytch in here dropping funky fresh rhymes

bout how to make the world mine

it will come in due time

when it's my time to shine

ray charles was blind

but he played the piano and fried chicken like he could see the number nine

yeah it don't make sense

but it don't matter cause i'm heaven sent

we need to throw a party to pay the rent

like them fools in cooley high

breaking they momma's glass and shit

where am i going with this....

lil fukyah ROCK THIS SHIT....

Bahama said...

oooooh O, that's hot man...can i be your groupie??


oookay here i come with the ryhmes that leave fake emcees stunned/I don't do this just for fun/my flow well knock you ova and then some/yall can't deny/i'm the best one/that's eva did it/eva spit it/leave ya man stiff with it/

Anonymous said...

oooh, I aint never had a groupie before!! groupies with grown backs are oh so special! :D

Anonymous said...

lmmfao bammy behave, no groupie-ness in here and that was good O, you and P must want a deal with a label huh....

504 said...

drop some bass in it....


it's freestyle friday the 13th

jason is one of the ugliest mutha i've ever seen't

freddy was the coolest mugga living on elm st.

how in de hell can a doll name chucky get yo ass beat

if michael myers out there trick o treating better carry yo heat

pumpkinhead, that's what i said is something you don't wanna eat

pinhead is another character you wouldn't want to meet

if leatherface was carrying mace there be no happy feet

it's safe to say, about everyday you can't escape these creeps !

Anonymous said...

ahhh...504 coming with hip-hop horrorcore style!

"if leatherface was carrying mace there be no happy feet"

^^^i like that multi-flow!

504 said...

thank ya kindly

Bahama said...

LMAO YES!!! i'm a official groupie!!!

groupie love/aint nuttin like it/ leave ya man fein'n and text'n me on his sidekick/yea he wants me cause i'm the flyest/told me he ain't had nuttin like it/ever be 4 in life/talking bout making me his wife/all from my groupie luv/my skin all choocaltely like dove/ yea i know i got ya man in love/it's so easy to me. this is how i does/

lol

Anonymous said...

if michael myers out there trick o treating better carry yo heat
^^^^^
heat don't kill mike myers

he gon keep coming @ cha, like a deadly virus

shoot him stab him run him over

his ass still gon get back up,with that horror

should have left his ass in that mental clinic oh wait, his ass broke out and killed everyone up in it

killed his sister and her man for sexing each other up

then he went on a damn rampage and ran a muck

stabbing and killing fools like he don't give a fuck

why i laugh when i watch him now

if i see him in the streets tho i'd have a cow....

DROCK said...

Damn, I have no rapping skills to spit

I try to practice, and still can't come up with shit

Onan's rap game seems tight unlike mine

And why da hell is crissy talking bout some swine??

504 got me scared talking bout Jason

And Bahama's name got me thinking, I NEEEED to go on a long vacation!!

(was that to rated PG??)

Anonymous said...

uh uh uh mic check 1, 2

Poppa Patent said...

Testis! 1, 2, 3

Poppa Patent said...

Yay-E-Yay-EEEEEE!

Poppa Patent said...

Drop that 8-O-8!!!!

Bahama said...

it's freestyle friday/like burger king/you can have it your way/but if your lame we will need you to hit the highway/100 mph and runnin/i can spot wack dudes commin/from a distance/why should we listen/to your lame flow/you can't ever steal the show/and you ain't eva gone make no dough/so might as well give up/yea you hear the wack rapper siren/ you should go see if UPS is hire'n

Anonymous said...

its da CAPS LOCK master/SCROLL LOCK BASTARD/ANONYMOUS MC types a whole lot FASTER

fLOWS IS WICKED/ U HEARD IM IN IT/ I TYPE 97 FUCKING WORDS PER MINUTE.

CTRL+ALT+DEL TO ELLIOT NESS AND IM NEWER THAN UR SCREEN WHEN U CLICK REFRESH!!!

ITS ANONYMOUS MC BITCH!!!

Poppa Patent said...

This just in as I start my descent
Gonna bring yaw some current event

The Weather's outta control here in the midwest
Tornadoes and flooding have toppled the crest

Of sandbags to the point of Emergency
Millions of dollars have become a burden, see

Obama is rising slowly to the steep
Havin a lil trouble findin a suitable Veep

But I got faith in my dude makin history
Got white folks voting for blacks? That's right there is a mystery

Yes We Can. Is his political slogan
Riding the political country like a Roman Trojan

I know in some places it's Hot like the Debil
Not one, not tew, but more like several

Days in a week and its hot like a Muthuh
Ni99uh you tew close, is what I'd tell my brother

If he step 3 feet to me in the here Heat
Feel like I just got up from granny's plastic seat

Lakers went down and it sho wasn't pretty
They may need to change they name to Dumb Dumb Diddy

How the hell you lose with a 24 point lead
Now we down 3 to 1, and we gon have to concede

To them Boston natives they put on a show
Will the Lakers pull it out? I on Know

Now your up to date on what is Real
How many remember D'Angelo's 'How Does it Feel?'

Fade to black?

Bahama said...

Anon mc has come to bring the pain/ hell i'm looking for someone who can make it RAIN/thunderstorms/when i walk the ground shudders/ make you sick like seeing a fat man with blubber/i need a tequila shot and possibly a rubber/so we can hop under the covers/but let's leave it pg rated/now that i got you baited/i wonder if you hate it/ the flow that is/that leaves you shaking in ya timber-lins

lol!!

Anonymous said...

I'm concentrated like tropicana but you still can't juice me

I could buy your style for a quarter like a loosey

Yeah I'm a badd azz but my name aint Boosie

Make you say who's he? Or you ghetto ask who dat be?

I be me
The one and only Onaninski

skatin on you wack rappers like my last name was Lipinsky

you can't convince me
to even consider you competition

you're wishing and on a mission while I'm dissin and dismissin

ni@@a listen and pay attention while I try to drop some sense in

cause I'm sensing some tension
like you really tryna get in some

confrontation
well since its Friday the 13th, Imma play Jason!!

early!

Poppa Patent said...

Y-Yeah!!!

Poppa Patent said...

Ok!

Anonymous said...

YEAH ITS LIKE BURGER KING BUT U CANT HAVE IT UR WAY

THERES A LOSER EVERYWEEK AND GUESS WHAT?? ITS UR DAY!

I KNOW WHAT UR THINKING BUT DONT ROOT 4 THE FAKER
CUZ ULL BE DISAPPOINTED LIKE U ROOTED 4 DA LAKERS

IM NOT A CELTICS FAN. IM JUST LUVING ALL THE DRAMA
FROM THE MIA ALL THE WAY TO THE BAHAMAS

U SAY U NEED A RUBBER AND U GOT ME WIT YA BAIT

BUT BY SAYING THAT U JUST PUT URSELF ON MY PLATE

BITERS WILL BE BITTEN BELIEVE ME FRIEND

I ATE U ONCE DONT MAKE ME EAT U AGAIN (SUBLIMINAL)

Anonymous said...

who da fuck is this anon cat?????

Anonymous said...

THE BEST!!! THATS WHO I AM

Anonymous said...

Its DJ Khaled in disguise?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao okay anon aka DJ Khaled you da best.....

Poppa Patent said...

Should I keep it current or bring in the FRIGHT?
Should I wake the dead, or go to sleep 2nite?

Should I call you on your telephone?
Scare yaw wack MCs all the way to the bone?

How bout I bring it to you slowly?
If this was a contest, all you Ni99uh's OWE ME

The respect that's dew me, cuz I'm on fire
Make you leave, dismiss yourself that's right RETIRE!

You can work for me, that's right YOUR HIRED
I only work at nite, like I'm a VAMPIRE

Now where is my shovel as I start to Bury em
Suck they blood out like a mosquito with Malary-um

Breath smell like Simlilac, yaw must be chewin Dairy Gum
Knock yo tooth out, have you lookin for the Fairy-Mum

Yaw comin up Shoat like that dude Gary-Dumb
Beggin for money like a Stanky A$$ Hairy Bum

Work Poetry is what comes from my Cranium
Love when a female gives me Brainium

But this here is a poet that aint afraid of None of them
Lookin at my crew? You wishin you was One of them

Yaw need to sit on the porch and peep this Drama-Son
Have you holdin ya hand over ya mouf talkin bout 'He Got A Gun'

Lyrical Master mixed with Rhyme Slayer
Have you beggin ya co-workers for some Aspirin or Bayer

Now lemme throw yaw youngins over my shoulder, Now Burp!
Now that yaw work for me, MuthuhFuckuhs... GET TEW WORK!!!!


uH-Huh?

Bahama said...

LMAO woo saa

that's what your gonna need to do/when i get finished with you/the gloves are off/and i'mma let the flow takes it's course/so sit back and relax/while the heat from my flow acts like a gat/blows your mind off/like falatio/you need to learn respect/this is my place yo/i'll teach it to you though/and have you going down on me/oops i mean bowing down to me/your highness/super flyness/give me the crown/so i can rule this clown

Anonymous said...

why P so serious tho, lmmfao

Poppa Patent said...

Grrrr!!!!

Poppa Patent said...

Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide...

Anonymous said...

lmao i love the serious that is P on freestyle friday.....

Anonymous said...

OKAY LET ME GUESS

THE SAME SUSPECT

THE SAME CLOWN THINKING THEY COULD PUT ME TO THE TEST

THIS IS YOUR HOUSE? WELL MAYBE THIS IS TRUE

BUT IM THE SUPER AND I SAID YOUR RENT IS OVERDUE

I ALREADY "WENT DOWN". THAT VERSE OF YOURS WAS COOL

ITS YOUR TURN!!! NOW THAT SHOULD REALLY SOUND LIKE DEJAVU

IF U GIV ME FALATIO THEN ILL SAVE 2 SHOTS

SO WHEN UR DONE THEN I MIGHT SAY WOO SAA

Poppa Patent said...

Lose lips sink ships I'm Verbal Kent
Droppin deception and deceit have you all bent

Undercover millionaire full of money and wealth
Eating steamed vegetables cuz it's good for your health

Where's my Louisville slugger, I need a bat
Of course I'm conceited, I know I'm ALL DAT!

Test me if you want, but you know I'm gon gitcha
Squeeze these words around you like a boa constrictor

Lookin all retarded like ya name is Lil Daryl
I get press everyday, read the Miami Herald

Microphones in my face with some spinkled tape cassettes
All wanting to publish these rhymes in the local Gazette

But I'm bigger than a Gazette, I'm in the NY TIMES
These words I put together will BLOW YO' MIND

Your DJ has already quoted me on your Radio Station
I'm Worldwide now, I control a Nation

I put fear in your heart, that's right I'm Mean
Got Mofos sayin' AWW HELL! THE KING!!!

Cuz they know I'm coming to tax dat A$$ like Alonzo Harris
It's nothing for me to jump on a plane to Paris

If you get outta line, yo A$$ I will check
Beatin yo A$$, askin ya'self 'Is he done yet?'

Now MOFO I got stamina for days
My life gon be on Broadway, on stage, in plays

I got the strength to break ya thigh bone
Arrest yo Monkey A$$, "YOU WANNA GO TO JAIL, OR GO HOME?"

King Kong aint got Sh!T on me?

Bahama said...

okay it's time to end this game/this dude don't know i can shame/him to neva spitting ryhmes again/having him crying in the end/you know i can do that my friend/ well if he's the fake dj khlad instead of saying we the best/i'll have him feeling on my chest/the game is over/there can me no more/ain't no way you can beat my high score/don't even try it/it's the end of the road for you/go head and cry, boo hoo

Kaliente said...

Onan- That was hot!

Chriss-"i got a big ole booty cause i eat swine"

-lmao why why why, i can't take you anymore!

BAHAMA-LOL @ groupie

Poppa-whattup homie?

ANON MC-LMMFAO

Poppa...ya ol creative azz...i have no rhymes..lol

Poppa Patent said...

T'was Friday the 13th and all on this Site
Ni99uhs tried they best with all they might

To get at me, but I was too swift
Rhyme after rhyme thick like some Jif

Peanut Butter that you mix with Jellay
I'm like Fat Bastard, NOW GET IN MY BELLAY!

I eat you, then Sh!t you as I wipe my A$$
Drop you in the toilet with a Farewell passed gas

You ni99uhs is Fonkey and yaw needs some manners
Let's be real, who gives a flyin Fcuk bout David Banner

But this right here is just a smidgin
Some of yaw look up to me like yaw lil midgins

I can rhyme bout whatever just gimme a topic
I'll huff and I'll puff till yaw holler out STOP IT!!!

I'm killin you Jive Turkeys as if I was HOV
I'll bake and broil like a Whirlpool stove

So throw the topic at me and see how I bust
You raggedy A$$ ni99uhs are discolored like rust

Have bodies bangin like Body the Buffy
What that ni99uh change his name back tew, oh yeah now it's Puffy

That self-centered ni99uh is all bout him
Got a stupid broad by the name of Porter Kim

She shoulda known better when he rose to the top
I'm just like Puffy "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT WE WON'T STOP"

Pat Boy 4 life?

Anonymous said...

I can rhyme bout whatever just gimme a topic

^^^^^^topic number one....cats

Poppa Patent said...

Ok!

504 said...

i'mma leave this bitch with a few words

i'mma wanna be fake emcee in case you haven't heard

i'mma sweet, legit
sometimes bitch
really cool chick
on the real tip
not slow but quick
with cute lil hips
that makes em sick
quite the wit
clever rhymes i spit
so don't you forget

i have to time for games
hate me all the same
time wasted is a shame
so it's you i'll tame
if it's me to blame
why yo ass is so lame
too bad you came
to witness my fame
i'm a hot lil flame
in lights you'll see my name

so that's a wrap, displayed for all the world to see

refer back to my rhymes for future references not to play with me !

luv,
lil fukyah aka 504 ya know !

have a great weekend all !

Anonymous said...

no this heifer ain't bouncing.....lol

Poppa Patent said...

Now Chrissy said Cats and of course I thought of Puzzy
But that aint me no mo' I'm no longer a Huzzy

I've changed my ways and now I clown
I'm a lion I roar, ya house cats that MEOW!

'King of the Rhymegle' is my official Title
I'm the only one rhyming why yaw sit there Idle

Somebody step up before I start to slap
Yaw some docile kitties with yaw claws retract

I sense fear in some of you, it's like yaw in Heat
Scared I'm a beat ya A$$ to the White Meat

So take this as advice, somewhat of a tip
Here's something for you, go play with your catnip

So how did you like it Chrissy, did I have you dyon?
I'm king of this jungle, I'm the MOFO LION!!!!!


Go get my food B!tch? (that's what the lion says to the lioness)

Anonymous said...

WELCOME TO MY CLASS AND PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

THERE ARE A COUPLE THINGS THAT I FEEL I NEED TO MENTION

YOUR PLAYING THE WRONG GAME IM NOT LOOKING AT YOUR SCORE

MY FLOW IS OFF THE ROOF YOU STILL CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR

IF U STAND UP I COULD HELP U WITH YOUR LINES

CUZ YOUR CRAFT NEEDS WORK SOMETIMES IT DOESNT EVEN RHYME

I DONT REALLY KNOW IF U THINK YOUR
SHIT IS HURTING ME

BUT THAT SHIT WAS WACK AS FUCK I GUESS THAT SHIT FITS YOU PERFECTLY

I REALLY WISH THAT U COULD HEAR ME SAY THIS THROUGH A SPEAKER

BUT I GOT THE CROWN AND THIS IS COMMING FROM YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER

ANON MC AKA DJ KHALED

Anonymous said...

ANON MC AKA DJ KHALED
^^^^HE KILLED IT THAT LAST LINE DID IT.....

Anonymous said...

ya next topic P.....shoes lmao rhyme bout that negro

Bahama said...

chrissy the hell is you doing you suppose to be on my side!!! it's okay though i got him

Poppa Patent said...

Uh Huh!

Poppa Patent said...

Ok!

Anonymous said...

chrissy the hell is you doing you suppose to be on my side!!! it's okay though i got him
^^^^^ bammy, i am always on ya side cyber sisters for life, lmmfao but omg tell me he ain't kill it with that last one .....get em girl.....

Poppa Patent said...

Sneaker game is what this the subject of choice
Typin this is easy so I can keep my voice

Air Force 1's are the shoe that's a Classic
This shoe has been responsible of many A$$ Kicks

Adidas has come up from the shell top days
Them joints is Hott on the West Coast bays

Now females go crazy when it comes to shoes
Buyin up hundreds, give a ni99h the blues

How the hell you have a pair for every outfit?
That Sh!t is crazy, that makes no sense

$200 for a pair you might wear twice
B!tch you better where 'em till the end of the nite.

Now red pumps are the best when it comes to the bed
3 inches or hire while I watch your Bobble Head

Cuz without those shoes you rip slow
Ya legs give out quicker, when you on your tip toes

Shoe game is a must, don't take this wrong
But shoes aint got nothin on a nice pink thong

So if you don't like this analysis, you can just bite me.
Put when you bend ya A$$ over, I'ma make you READ THESE NIKES!!!

Mars Blackmon?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao okay P next topic dark skin vs light skin

Bahama said...

i thought i told this cat it was the end/you couldn't stay in ya lane/and be the champion's friend?/ now i gotta hurt him with with my lyrical ryhme flow/while i stay zen/like i'mma let you get to me/(boy stop)i don't even have to open my mouth and i get ten's/i really don't wanna put him to sleep/but i gotta bring the heat/so there will be no questions/as who the best is/yea nucca's that's ME!/so well see this fake dj khalad sittin with a stlyist/sucking on ross's man boobs/like the real khalad doo's/i ain't got time for this fool/and homie i guess you didn't know bout school/it's ova/much like this battle test/yea i gotta say it/

nucca I'm the BESSSSSSSST!

Anonymous said...

sucking on ross's man boobs/like the real khalad doo's/

^^^^^^anon DJ K, she murked yo'ass lmmfao no way you can come back on dat....

Anonymous said...

THAT SHIT WAS WEAK. I CAN MURDER U IN 7 WAYS.

ILL GIVE U A WEAK. I MEAN LITERALLY 7 DAYS.

WHEN U RETURN YOU'LL BE DONE BY MY 7TH PHRASE.

MY FLOWS WILL CUT U UP, EACH ONE HAS 7 DIFFERENT BLADES.

7 PEOPLE PROBLY THOUGHT 7 DIFERENT TIMES

THAT ANON RIPPED YO ASS WITH 7 DIFFERENT LINES

AND IF U THINK ITS HARD TO SAY "SUCK ON ROSS TITS"

THEN PAY ATTENTION U CAN SUCK ON 7 DIFFERENT DICKS




I KNOW THAT WAS HARSH BUT I TRIED TO WARN U ON THE CHAT

Anonymous said...

Yo yo yo, I'm bout to spit my flow..I need some lotion for my elbow...LMAO!

That's about all I have...my rhyming skills are some trash...

Anonymous said...

wow anon that was harsh, rude mean and crass, bammy, get his ass....

Bahama said...

oh please anony/for you i actually feel sorry/if you thought you went hard/that was as soft as something on a hallmark card/but since you won't give up/it's time to bring you to ya knees and have you beggin please/your highness i ask for your mercy/hang on let get a drink i'm thirsy/

now that i'm back/it's tme to finish this/it's after dark/do you know where ya lyrics is/i bet you won't be able to find them/hell you never even had them/but me?/ best beieve i got plenty/an over abundance, many/ i been taken it kinda easy/corny a$$ ryhmes that are so cheesy/i got some crackers if you get hungry/man this ish is ova/your starting to bore me

*drops mics, walks off stage*
LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

go bammy, go bammy go...lmao

DROCK said...

Yo yo yo, I'm bout to spit my flow..I need some lotion for my elbow...LMAO!

Mzpurp...Do Yo Thang Gurl!!!!!!!

Now WHO sucking on Ross's man Boobs???? LOL!!!!!

PATENT!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"MC MI, People call me milk!"

I luv that song!!

Any of you guys been keeping up with Miss Rap Supreme?

Anonymous said...

mzp, me and 504 watched it till the end, i was glad rece won....

Anonymous said...

Aww!! Damn I missed the finale..but yea I'm glad she won too, she was the most serious about the competition...I like Byata too!

Anonymous said...

Aww!! Damn I missed the finale..but yea I'm glad she won too, she was the most serious about the competition...I like Byata too!

Hugo Newman said...

It's ya boy Hugo Newman
Dude I thought ya knew man
I make it do what it do man
Chrissy ain't got a clue man
She cute yeah that's true man
Ass make you say whoo man
To slap her ass make her say Ooo man
You need the hands of two man

It's so cushy make ya say Oh man
Wanna bully that ass like Conan
Poppa Patent that's my brohem
Y'all know how far back we go man
N.O's in the house so damn
The haters you know where you can go man
Awww fuck it - I pass the mike to Onan!
Now flow man!

Anonymous said...

well hugo is back @ it....lol

Hugo Newman said...

Muthfucka wrecking mah house
Bringing in roaches rats and a mouse
First that tall nigga come moseying in
Talking about he need to use the phone cuz he outta gas again
But as soon as he enter the trouble begin
THIS nigga done brought two of his friends!
Dranking the kool aid
Acting a fool
Got two crazy cousins shitting in my pool
And fucking wit my fishes
Oh they some nasty bishes
One of em got worms
Both they ass need a perm
Trifling ass hoes writing gang signs on my walls
Throwing lamps and shit and racing down the halls
Mom gonna regulate when she come back again
But she'll blame me for letting they stank asses in!
So I plead and plead but they ass pay me no mind
Until they hear a warning blast from the barrell of my nine
Oh NOW they some cleaning asses washing as fast as they can
Like some cracked out illegal immigrant mexicans
NOW they understand what the fuck I was saying
This heat start spraying - fuck they thought I was PLAYIN?
Don't let me make my tooly buck up
I even made them clean shit they ain't fuck up
The gutters, garage, even the dog shit in the backyard
Coming to MY crib trying to act hard
Now get ya asses out punk bishes yall are thru
Fuck the Cat in the Hat and Thing 1 and Thing 2!!!!

Hugo Newman said...

Pauline
The prankster Pauline
Snuck up on her lover a US Marine
Scared the shit outta dude
But it cost her her life
Bitch NEVER sneak up on man sharpening his knife!

Hugo Newman said...

Chrissy Chrissy
Understanding Chrissy
Used to fuck with this dude whose sheets were always pissy
She said she would marry him if he quit being so smelly
And 1 month later she was Mrs. Robert Kelly!

Bahama said...

HUGO, you are an arse!! LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

bammy is a traitor she on dem boards

hugo is a nut who needs support

from a counselor, a friend a foe whoever,

or maybe he just need a big booty girl like chrissy to make it better?

Hugo Newman said...

Well here's a little story for all you squares
Bout when my daddy rented the spare room upstairs
To this Mexican chick with nice ass and tits
Mom threw fits but the extra cash was legit
So
One day I walked into class
1 hours everyone looking at my late ass
Teacher like Hugo where ya been honey
Waiting for a fucking hour for some fucking lunch money
She grabbed me by my arm and sat me down
said you funky little ruffian stop acting a clown
Now back to our lesson. Class come to order!
Who knows where is the Mexican border
She looked around no one know - no even the principal's daughter
She sat there termbling with her eyes starting to water
But I sat there with my hand raised high
To the sky - finally the teacher couldn't deny
Ok Hugo and I don't want no kinda sorta
Can you tell us where is the Mexican border
Yes I can and I can tell you quick
She upstairs at my house sucking my daddy's dick!
Oh why all y'all laughing? That shit ain't funny!
THAT'S WHY THE FUCK I AIN'T GO NO FUCKING LUNCH MONEY!!!

Hugo Newman said...

Well here's a little story for all you squares
Bout when my daddy rented the spare room upstairs
To this Mexican chick with nice ass and tits
Mom threw fits but the extra cash was legit
So
One day I walked into class
an hour late everyone looking at my late ass
Teacher like Hugo where ya been honey?
Waiting for a fucking hour for some fucking lunch money!
She grabbed me by my arm and sat me down
said you funky little ruffian stop acting a clown
Now back to our lesson. Class come to order!
Who knows where is the Mexican border?
She looked around no one know - not even the principal's daughter
She sat there trembling with her eyes starting to water
But I sat there with my hand raised high
To the sky - finally the teacher couldn't deny
Ok Hugo and I don't want no kinda sorta
Can you tell us exactly where is the Mexican border
Yes I can and I can tell you quick
She upstairs at my house sucking my daddy's dick!
Oh why all y'all laughing? That shit ain't funny!
THAT'S WHY THE FUCK I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING LUNCH MONEY!!!

Bahama said...

LMAO

hugo i am too through with you..i can't!!!!

Anonymous said...

lmmfao bravo, i am too throo

every single time i doubt you

you bring ya ass in here and clown me times 2

i have nothing to say, add or tell, cept for the fact that i am PISSED as hell

cause if hugo is who i think he is why he ain't handlin his biz.....AND CHECKIN' HIS FUCKING E-MAILS??????

Hugo Newman said...

L-l-l-l-l lunch money
M-m-m-m-m money

L-l-l-llunch
mon

ey

mon

ey


l-l-l-l-lunch money ni99a!
Now hwen I say lunch you say money
LUNCH?

Hugo Newman said...

Now throw ya hands in the air
And wave em like ya just don't care
And if you think Bammy drink everyday of the week,
Somebody say oh yeah!!!!!!

Hugo Newman said...

Uh uh uh uh !Yes yes yall! And ya don't stop

Uh huh huh huh huh somebody call the cops!

Now say party over here!

Ain't shit over there!

Anonymous said...

ROUND TWO

WHERE U @ BAHAMA COME GET SOME
LOL

Anonymous said...

lmmfao DJ Khaled back i ain't going nowhere cause i gotta see what's poppin....

Bahama said...

anon you really wan test me? i don't think you do

Anonymous said...

DONT WORRY BAHAMA. ID BE SCARED TOO

Bahama said...

And if you think Bammy drink everyday of the week,
Somebody say oh yeah!!!!!!


OH YEA!!!!

Anonymous said...

DATS WHAT ALCOHOLICS DO!!! WHAT U EXPECT....LOL

Hugo Newman said...

Say Olah olah olah!

Bahama said...

anon? scared of you? please i can chew you up and eat you up in my sleep

Anonymous said...

i am sooooooooooooooooooo riding with bammy on this one you better bring it DJ Khaled, lol

Bahama said...

this anon cat thinks he's funny/he don't know i battle better dudes than him for money/don't get it twisted/yall know i'm sweet like honey/this fake dj khaled needs no to miami and get his money str8/before he could step up in my face/he must not know i got mace/i'm feeling goofy with it/that's how i spit it/come on anon so i can so you how i/done done did it

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Khaled she calling you out....lol lets see what cha got

why am i sitting here insitgating shit tho.....

Bahama said...

anon are you scared?? aww poor baby

Kaliente said...

RKelly got off/ain't that some shyt/he fukked a lil girl and pee'd on the bytch/ his azz goin to hell...in some gasoline drawls/then jurors is bytches they didn't stand up for the cause/nah i know it's due to evidence. but ray charles can see...that was his azz on tape/ ....to be continued...LMAO

Anonymous said...

lol K inspired me to spit a rhyme

talking bout kells NOT doing time

his ass walked and i agree, he pissing on kids and he got set free?

i will say he is an awesome artist

i own all his cd's cept that trapped in the closet

but damn they waited too long to bring him down, the girl he pissed on grown with her own child

i think her ass got paid off, her and them jurors are now well off

cause kellz prolly dug deep in his pockets, that fool said he wasn't going to jail give em some duckets....

he told his lawyers yall get me off and i'll be damned, that nigga actually walked....

Kaliente said...

^LMAO, u crazy..ey go read what i wrote on kalibaybay!!! stat!

Sweetz said...

You've been MEME'D by me
The Sweetest Berry
And that's my flow!

this sh!t better work..lmao