This is only a test. Had this been a real Emergency, chances are you wouldn't have had enough time to save yourself therefore you wouldn't have heard this message in the 1st place which would result in yo A$$ bein
the new joint from Jay!!! Check it out, from the top to the bottom, bottom to the top! New track, that fiyah from J-Nyte!!! It's called "___________!" Check it out!
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OH THAT BOY SNAPPED!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!! THE FCC GON HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE!!!
so what yall niggas gon come thru here and do yall lil man raps and big ups and shit and i am the only effin girl in here, that sucks......lol boo to yall asses then
Yo I'm feeling that new track son? You done bust a ni99a upside the head with that one!
EXCLUSIVE NEW FOR SUMMER 08! IT'S THA HUGO BOSS REMIXXXXXXXXXX FROM J-NYTE FEATURING POPPA PATENT, 504, CHRISSY SNOW, and HUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STAND DOWN MUTHAFLKCAHS!! WE GOT THIS SHIT LOCKED FOR MINUTE!!!!!
[BLAST ONE OF THOSE JAMAICAN AIR HORNS] BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!
OH SHIT! J-NYTE DONE PUT ALL YOU OTHER MC'S ON BLAST! IT'S GONE BE HOT THIS SUMMER 08....I'M TALKING LAVAAAAAAHHHHH NI99AHS! LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Now Chrissy they say it's a man's world but it ain't shit without a woman's touch!!!!! Ladies and gentleman. Hoes and pimps, bytches and punk ass ni99ahs , CHRISSY SNOW!!!!!!
NOW WHAT!!!!! I TOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE Y'ALLL ASSES Y'ALL HAVE TO GO TO HELL TO COOL OFF!!!!!! CHRISSY SNOW CAME THRU AND TORE SHIT UP!!!!!! GET OFF HER OVARIES BYTCHES AND RECOGNIZE A TRUE EMCEE!
yeah ummmmm 504 ain't even here while you giving her standing ovations and shit hugo
oh and she told me to tell yall niggas to stay the FUCK off her mic.....she said she Play, it's her party and she doin all the rhyming, yall asses is Kid, refer to House Party for more info.....lmao
My feet hurt and i'm tired/i'm feeling uninspired/to drop a rhyme/cuz working on a friday should be a crime/i'm tired of checking that damn inventory/paperwork really bores me/i rather be cutting up with yall/standing up all this time has my feet hella sore/ and i really wanna know what do we have to work for?/ i rather be home watching jerry/ and eating some ben and jerry's/but i should get back to work/for the boss catches me/ and then i have to put a foot in an a$$/cause they wan test me
Oh hell it's a free for all. Bahama done stepped in in place of 504 talking about putting foots in asses!Rhyming jerry with jerry's!!!! This chick is sick widdit! First one on tha mic run yo shit! Summer 08 ni99ah! We coming for you (Don't y'all hate when the dj of the mixtape talks for 6 weeks and your favorite mc rap for 6 seconds?)
It's raining, it's pouring/ i wish i was in my bed snoring/the rain on the roof is loud/ i'm bout to got to sleep rite now/all i need is a pillow and i'm gone/ but i'm mad/ if it's raing now/ how i'mma get my lunch/i don't have no lines/ i'm hungry and my mind/is drawing a blank
Once upon a time not long ago A chick named Bammy got strongarmed by ya boy Hugo Not strongarmed in the sense of grabbing her by the waist But her ass being so horny she threw it in Hugo's face Like It's raining, it's pouring/ imma fukc Hugo till his ass is snoring/Hugo on the roof of my mouth got me screaming loud/ i'm bout to got to gurgle and show off rite about now/all i need is a pillow and i'm gone/ with my bahamian ass in the air yall know it's on/ how i'mma get my lunch/ hugo got his now Imma let him munch/i'm hungery for some hugo loving/Ready to put his footlong in my booyaka oven/i don't have no lines/ someone must've took 'em/I love Hugo frank in my mouth cuz it plumps when you cook em!
LMAO of at Chrissy saying Gee whiz If yall ass wasnt so sexy I wouldn't be trying to donate this jizz Nancy Drew Angela Lansbury I think yall aready knew Who in the world yall been talking to Cuz life's to short to be playing games A lot of mc's with colorful names I'm so-and-so, I'm this I'm that But they all just wick -wick WACK! (sorry KRS!) So stay sexy and smart and you will see someone holding on totally
LMMFAO @ you too..FOOL if you is who we think you is just say something! lmao ^^^^^i'm saying tho bammy, lmao like he gotta stay in hiding.....COME FORWARD......lol
I am tha funkadelic relic of the age...yes it is I Hugo Newman Blammmmm in ya eye Leave it there let it get all Crusty The top of Bammy's monitor is all dusty And she wearing that same sandals for the 3rd day ain't ya Bam? I know they comfortable as hell but DAMN! Y'all may know but NOT know who I be When I learned about yalls sexy asses on this B-L-O-G! So kick off them shoes and relax ya mind And be kind to a ni99ahthat you'll hardly find
Chrissy be like check ya email _I'm like so be it This is y'alls blog I thought yall could see it Send me the email Chrissy please quit frontin' I'm like Janglelang when ya boy killed Santa.. "I ain't get nuttin'!"
and K, i wanna know how ya hair look, cause i sooooo wanna go blonde, but i am scared to cause i am so light that i think imma look like a light skinned blonde headed footdragga, so what you think since you blonde and having more fun should i go for it....
Why check Hugo Chrissy ? Check ya self! Just looked in my Inbox - no emails!
At least not from you - just a few from some Nigerian honey Who won some lottery and wants to share with Hugo her money
Put ya shoes back on baby but take off all the rest Get it all off your chest Then let me put something ON your chest Scoop you up take a shower I'll cover you with Zest Then massage you while Slow Dance place Hugo is tha best
YOU the crazy one but you sexy word is bond Use my crazyhandles account or hugonewman@rocketmail.com
I know you won't respond - probably never will Probably high off that Ritalyn/Benadryl!
mamaz, u don't see my pic on TUB???? it's a different color now though, i like blond but now i have a milky way 30/33 mix and i LOVE it, i got so many compliments on my hair today.
naw K i can't see it i told ya ass that lmao all i can see is words and a few pics....
the last hair i had was blond, but it had like these diffrent colors of like an auburn in it, it was sooooo gorgeous girl, and i normally keep the bag so if i want to buy it again i can just show it to the lil tiny chinese lady and she can get it but my daughter threw it in the trash, but i wanna go blonde blonde, i been thinking bout doing it for a min....but iono i just know imma loook like a platinum blonde ho....
Kali! Your hair looks so damn good! GIrl if you wasn't married.....aww fuck that. I don't CARE if you are married, you GOTTA let Hugo take a picture of you and that beautiful mane on my bed.
Girl it's JUST a picture!
beCAUSE I want the picture on MYYYY bed!
Quit being all scary and take the picture Annie Mae!
hugo who the fuck are you fa real i am getting pissed and a lil frustrated....if you are who i think you are wuit being an ass and send me a damn e-mail you ought to know my fucking address....jeez
yall wuit talking about me!lol! I still ain't seen one email Chrissy! Are you using the correct email or just confusing me with another Hugo Newman? lol!
K@li,
On the twoditzyborads blog homepage, I can see the Urban Blogger icon. And on that icon, there's this chick with green pants on that remind me of you....
yall wuit talking about me!lol! I still ain't seen one email Chrissy! Are you using the correct email or just confusing me with another Hugo Newman? lol! ^^^^^ i am done.....i have no clue who you are you won't say who the fuck you are so fuck it...
Chrissy, why do u keep asking who I am? You are Chrissy Snow - I am Hugo Newman. That Smurfette chick is 504 and that big booty girl is Bammy. Notch is the one with the razor and Kali is the sexy skripper. Jay Midnyte is a an ex-pimp/record producer/club owner who does motivational speaking. What else you need to know love?
Ain't 504 from La? And Bahama, you are too smart to be ditzy. But after seeing Chrissy yelling about "who I know from Nola" and "I am sooo cnfused" and "who the eff I been sending emails to" (like she choosing random email addresses), is it okay to just call you the sane one?lol!
Hugo Newman said... Ain't 504 from La? And Bahama, you are too smart to be ditzy. But after seeing Chrissy yelling about "who I know from Nola" and "I am sooo cnfused" and "who the eff I been sending emails to" (like she choosing random email addresses), is it okay to just call you the sane one?lol!
^^^^^ see, i'mma hafta stop coming in this bitch....i'm bout to stop breathing UP IN HERE up in here
(like she choosing random email addresses), is it okay to just call you the sane one?lol! ^^^^^^lmmfao i aim not choosing random addresses but i ain't gettin no fucking response, and you say you ain't getting em so just send me a fucking e-mail already my address is the damn sane and i swear i ain't worked this damn hard on a project since i pushed my big headed ass son out......
Ummmm, I don't have YOUR email address....but you DO have mine!
I like yours and Bahama's blog with y'alls crazy WHY's and all your freinds talking junk!
After we get to know each other better- hell yeah you can call me! But don't start calling random numbers (like you seem top be doing emails) I will give you my cell number. Okay? LMAO!
Okay people! Have a safe productive weekend! Bring me some babies. You know I'm getting on in age and I wanna see some babies! Hopefully, I'll see you all on Monday. If not, talkl to you sometime this week! Au demain!
Hugo Newman said... Okay people! Have a safe productive weekend! Bring me some babies. You know I'm getting on in age and I wanna see some babies! ^^^^^ (wipes tears from eyes) WTF ??? LMAO !! BOY STOP !
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This is only a test. Had this been a real Emergency, chances are you wouldn't have had enough time to save yourself therefore you wouldn't have heard this message in the 1st place which would result in yo A$$ bein
*DEAD LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH*
lmao da hell that come from?
The Alarm went off I was sleepy
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
My stomach was growlin I felt greedy
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Got outta bed and got clean
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
1st person I saw was lookin mean
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Didn't wanna come into work felt lazy
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Weather was kinda humid clouds were hazy
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Just remembered my dream she was fine
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Wish she'd come over tonite to spend some time
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
She walks in slow, I close the do'
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
In the back of my mind 'We can do it on the Flo'
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
But we'll probably end up in my bed
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Take turns givin each other head
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Hope her period come soon
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Can't be birthin no goons
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Don't need no kids callin me Daddy, "Hell Naw"
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
That concludes this rhyme, That's ALL
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It's time for Hugo to chime in
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Peace to Patent who be rhymin'
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
About the chick he can bang and pillage
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
And about his fears of seed spillage
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
This fear Hugo does know
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
So NEVER forget to welcome her Aunt Flo
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
I met this chick from Dallas
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Told me she lived in a palace
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
Took Hugo to her crib I dropped my jaw
Opened up the door there guess what I saw?
Mice and roaches fighting like bloods and crips
A sexy ass girl roach trying to twist her hips
She said my project palace is a mess I need to clean this sucker
Hugo said Yeah....
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
hmmmmmmmmmmm ^^^^
i concur bobble ann
lol...some fishy shit goings on & i'm not talkin bout no cooch either
Hugo bust in and spit rhymes
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Syllables and contraction on time
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Hugo be hilarious have me rollin
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Tryin my best not to LOL uncontrollin
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Wish I was at home w/ my dream girl
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Wait for her to take me to another world
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
She can get in that kitchen and burn
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Sneak up on her and get my 6th turn
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
My reward could be the smell of waffles
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Cuz when we do it her head bobbles
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
I even give it to her A$$ backwards
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
drid a ekil niprihc reh evaH
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Let me get some work done, I'll be back
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Bend over B!tch lemme see Yo Rack
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
let me try this shit real quick.....
shutup
LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA
how i do?
Now here's a story about which Hugo hardly ever speaks
Back in the day when he was knocking down mad freaks
Every single night my mattress had the squeaks
Some stayed for hours others stayed for weeks
Till he met this chick named Dominique"
Quiet type of girl I thought this was unique
Made Hugo wait to get them treats
Until one night them drawers I did seek
Kissed her on her neck and and down her blouse I did peek
She said
Hold on Hugo my knees are getting weak
I'll call you Petey Pablo cuz you a Freek-a-leek!
I said Ho call me anything just sip on this apple martini drink
So we both got blitzed and we hit the sheets
I tried to blow the back out of this gorgeous physique
She tried to stop Hugo I said it's incomplete
Without giving Hugo some dessert to eat
She tried to resist and cross her feet
But my tongue found its mark and I licked her so sweet
That in a few minutes we were both asleep
I woke in the morning with my hand on my meat
As I reached over to stroke her ass cheek
I found she was gone earlier she did senak
I thought "She know how to GTFOH without a word or creak?!?!?!"
That's my type of chicks full of mystique
Until I stumbled toward the bathroom to take a leak
That's when my brother saw me and let out a shriek
And said WTF is that all on your face pipsquak?
I said what is this nonsense you speak
he said "Put a feather in your hair Chief Sticky Red Cheeks!"
"shutup
LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA
how i do?"
To ni99a like Patent rhymin is a sport
To a chick like 504 is like writing a report
To Hugo it's a like fukcing in a Bahamian resort
But to Chrissy it's like her height and that Oakland mack - too short!
hugo why do you feel the need to pick on me lol?
Cuz I likedededed you since the 1st grade
Do you like me?
Yes[ ](share cold ice cream sammich and cookie with you)
No [ ] (ass whipping imminent)
Maybe [ ] (whip your ass then reduce swelling with cold ice cream sammich)
some fishy shit goings on & i'm not talkin bout no cooch either..
Oh my..LOL
You ARE from Texas (Dallas), right?
All you phillies are blurring together!
Or it's my old age!
lmao see hugo you stay on me , why in the hell is that?
and how you know where i am from?
drumroll....
It's d rock in tha building.....
Jyeahhh!.....
08 muthaflockahhhhh.....
Turn the music down - turn me up....
This is my recital
I think it's very vital
To never pass
On some sweet ass
Juicy Chrissy is the title (hup hup hup here we go)
Miss Chrissy fine as hell
She fine as hell
Make my joint swell
Miss Chrissy (whatchu say?)
Miss Chrissy!!!Chrissy!!!! Chrissy!!!
HUH!!!!
Guess who's back, it's Poppa P
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
When I'm not here, you miss me
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Wonderin when I'm comin back
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
I get a standin ovation w/ a soul clap
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
I need some money quick ery'thang HIGH
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
I need to meet the Jeffersons and get a piece of the Pie
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Have that ni99uh George clean my clothes
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Wash my socks tew and patch a hole
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Keep that Deep-voiced Weezy away
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Had me wonderin if she was gay
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Florence made the show Live
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Her and George would Jive
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
But the ultimate Snap-fest was Fred and Esther
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Fred would talk sh!t and best her
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
That show right there had me CTFUp
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
One time I had to spit in my cup
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Lamont was Esther's favorite, that ni99uh was cool
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
But we all know she called Fred a 'FISH-EYED FOOL'
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
J-A-Y are the letters of his name
Breaking girls' hearts are the trademarks of his game....
what it "dew" Hugo
what it "dew" Chrissy chulo
wassup drock
whats good patent pop
hey J.....
hugo i need to hurt you lol....
the new joint from Jay!!! Check it out, from the top to the bottom, bottom to the top! New track, that fiyah from J-Nyte!!! It's called "___________!" Check it out!
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OH THAT BOY SNAPPED!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!! THE FCC GON HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE!!!
Woodrow used ta eat out Esther
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
In fact everyone tried to test her
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They ain't call him Shady Grady for nothin'
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Julio know damn well he was frontin'
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Back in tha day Dred and Esther was creepin
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
He loved Elizabeth but he was sneakin
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Wit Esther for some stone cold freakin
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Fred banged them both every weekend
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH
In fact right after he nutted on Esther tummy
He'd grab his heart and say
"Oh Elizabeth...I'm coimg to see you honey!"
J-A-Y in this her joint
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Ready to prove his point
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Some of yaw aint participatin
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
I'ma box yaw up in my crate'ns
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Stack yaw up like 45s
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
These responses would be on the B-side
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Now this is Freestyle Friday so start rhymin
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Don't be in here wastin my timing
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
so what yall niggas gon come thru here and do yall lil man raps and big ups and shit and i am the only effin girl in here, that sucks......lol boo to yall asses then
i really cant rhyme
ima just keep my ass on the side line..lol
What crackilacking Jamaster Jayyyyeeeeee?
Yo I'm feeling that new track son?
You done bust a ni99a upside the head with that one!
EXCLUSIVE NEW FOR SUMMER 08! IT'S THA HUGO BOSS REMIXXXXXXXXXX FROM J-NYTE FEATURING POPPA PATENT, 504, CHRISSY SNOW, and HUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
STAND DOWN MUTHAFLKCAHS!! WE GOT THIS SHIT LOCKED FOR MINUTE!!!!!
[BLAST ONE OF THOSE JAMAICAN AIR HORNS]
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!
J-Nyte set this shit off!.....
[Crowd waits impatiently.....]
[Thug in club subconsciously picks up empty Heineken bottle....]
[Security looks around nervously as they wait for J-Nyte to take the stage!]
Chrissy you betta step to that mic and "hold ya own"
like ya son do he learned that lesson alone
what would iverson be if he didn't chase the throne
cuz the other players bigger than him, 7ft clones
only the strong survive so take this as inspiration
to back down? NO you must fight the inclination
Julio had that goat that ate everything
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
From boots, to paper, even rings
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Sometimes Esther would show her nipple
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Fred favorite drank was Ripple
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Fred G. Sanford the G stand for Good-Lookin
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
When ni99uhs would run fast we'd say he was Bookin'
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Good Googlely Mooglely was Shady Grady
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Dat ni99uh never had a lady
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Esther was the craziest they would test hers
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
But Bubba would scream 'I Want MY DADDY's records'
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Blind Melon Jelly was funny
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Had me holdin my Tummy
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Esther would bust in and nobody could stop her
Fred got got tryna sell Whopper Choppers
But on the real I could watch that till the Sun Go!
Fred is that ni99uh that represented El Segundo!
lol oh snap i didnt know you had me on the spot Hugo
YoYoYo!
Mornin erryboday!
I can't flow today, leaving early and gotta do some work...BOOOO!
OH SHIT! J-NYTE DONE PUT ALL YOU OTHER MC'S ON BLAST! IT'S GONE BE HOT THIS SUMMER 08....I'M TALKING LAVAAAAAAHHHHH NI99AHS! LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Now Chrissy they say it's a man's world but it ain't shit without a woman's touch!!!!! Ladies and gentleman. Hoes and pimps, bytches and punk ass ni99ahs , CHRISSY SNOW!!!!!!
"Whopper Choppers"?!?!
Ohhhh hell you done went wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy vack!
lmao okay here i go....
Chrissy Snow where the eff you at, love?
[Thuggish ass Notch starts chanting "Tear tha club up!]
[Murmurs from the crowd...she cracked out again?]
[She on that whoater - again]
[Since she starting humping Hugo on the side - she ain't on time for JACK!!!!]
[Whitney Houston all over!]
this my muthafcukin world yall just in it
i run this shit like obamra ran hilary...
ass out the race with egg on her face her hubby sitting with monica cum on his face
mmmmmmm wouldn't yall asses like to taste ME..
yeah yall heard me i am sweeter than pie
trust me when i tell you i can catch a niggas eye from a mile away
having him telling his girl bytch you need a place to stay...to be continued cause i gotta pack
yall hold shit down till the queen get back....
AND FUCK MOVING SHEESH
Notch is here? My heart just melted
Remind me of that time, that I felt it
That was the day that I'll never forget
The feelin is mutual on the bank I'd bet
How you doin boo? You need to caress you?
Send me a pic, so in my mind I'd undress you
Lookin all Sexy w/ you pretty A$$ smile
Got me think bout a plane ticket to gain another mile
Maybe next time you can cook me some oxtails and rice
Build up my stamina so we can go ALL Nite
Have my mind blown cuz we did it underneath the cover
Have my thumb in my mouf shakin my head yes...
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
Chrissy Snow where the eff you at, love?
^^^^^^
lmao okay hugo i see ya....you clear as hell now i get the picture
but this rhyming game to me ain't no fun, unless me and P going @ it one on one
he clown me i clown him back
talk mad shit then pat each other on the back
haven't done that in a min P what cha say
you down for clowning on this here freestyle friday?
HOLD SHIT DOWN TILL THE QUEEN GETS BACK!!!
NOW WHAT!!!!! I TOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE Y'ALLL ASSES Y'ALL HAVE TO GO TO HELL TO COOL OFF!!!!!!
CHRISSY SNOW CAME THRU AND TORE SHIT UP!!!!!!
GET OFF HER OVARIES BYTCHES AND RECOGNIZE A TRUE EMCEE!
but wait
what's that?
what's that?
can y'all hear that?
lmmfao @ P lawd here we go....
somebody buss a rhyme for me right quick!...LMAO!
SKRAIGHT FROM THE BAYOUS OF LOUISIANA!
KNOWN FOR SMACKING THE FUCK OUTTA GATERS AND MAKING A PURSES
ALL YALL ENTRE PO' NI99AHS PUT YOU HANDS TOGETHER
THEN PULL THEM APART
THEN PUT THEN TOGETHER AGAIN!
CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR THE 4 FOOT ASSASIN
THE CHICK OF THE HOUR
TOO DAMN FINE TO BE SOUR
Y'ALL KNOW WHO IT IS.....
FIIIIIVVVVVVVE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRR
spit yo shit mami!
[Someone in the crowd says WHO?]
[Girls start hating - "She AIN'T that pretty]
[She's weavaliscious!!!!!]
[She got ass implants!]
[Crowd chants:
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Stand back! I'm gonna spit some rhymes!
Ready?
***patooey***
THE FlUCK YOU AT LIL MAMI! EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOU CHAIR AND MAKE SURE 504 AIN'T GOT HER SHORT ASS TRAPPED UNDER THERE!
SECURITY CHECK HER CAR SEAT AND MAKE SURE SOMEONE UNSTRAPPED HER AND BROUGHT HER IN!
504 TO THA STAGE! RAT BOUT NOW!
yeah ummmmm 504 ain't even here while you giving her standing ovations and shit hugo
oh and she told me to tell yall niggas to stay the FUCK off her mic.....she said she Play, it's her party and she doin all the rhyming, yall asses is Kid, refer to House Party for more info.....lmao
FIVE OH FO'
WHERE YOU AT YO?
BRING YO ASS TO THA STAGE
ARE THE BOUNCERS OUTSIDE QUESTIONING YOUR AGE?
JUST VUZ YOU LOOK LIKE YOU RIDE A HUFFY
YOU GET MUCH ASS LIKE THAT GIRL NAME BUFFIE
504 WHERE YAT?
BOUT TO PASS THIS MIC TO PAT!!!!!
Oh shit!!! Chrissy sound saucy and shit but she been outside blazing it up with them Jamaican ni99ahs. Well anyway......
Aight here I go, Chrissy you ready?
You the worst kinda dish, you like Burnt spaghetti
Nobody wanna eat that sh!t you just made
That sh!t aint worth a damn like no-sugar Kool-Aid
Get back in that Kitchen and make breakfast food
I don't care if you mad and catch an attitude
If I was yo kids I'd report you to the state
"She told us to fall asleep and dream bout some Steak"
That's all they know, food with no drama (flavor or taste)
When they taste some real food it'll make them SLAP THEY MOMMA!
So get at me blanket-head Aint Jemima
Send them kinds over they grandmas, so they can learn from an Old-Timer
Po kids 1st taste they gotta spit it up
This aint In Living Color, member Tommy Davidson "PICK IT UP"
"Do you have a card? You know I'm fresh out" (David Alan Grier)
Get rid of that food get it outcha mouf
Next time you bake you need to use Pam
Here comes Tommy Davidson...
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......
.....
BAM!!!!!!
My feet hurt and i'm tired/i'm feeling uninspired/to drop a rhyme/cuz working on a friday should be a crime/i'm tired of checking that damn inventory/paperwork really bores me/i rather be cutting up with yall/standing up all this time has my feet hella sore/ and i really wanna know what do we have to work for?/ i rather be home watching jerry/ and eating some ben and jerry's/but i should get back to work/for the boss catches me/ and then i have to put a foot in an a$$/cause they wan test me
IT'S THA MOMENT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
LOCK THE WINDOWS
BARRICADE THA DOOR
IT'S ALLLLLLL Y'ALL DADDY
PULLING UP IN A 73 CADDY
YES YES YALLLLLLLL
IT'S YA BOYYYYYYY
ONAN THE BARBARIAN
THE BROOKLYN BOMBERS!
THE MIDWEST PRESIDENT!
WE KNOW HIM AS SIR O THEOPHILOUS LEFTFOOT OF OHIO
BUT Y'ALL KNOW HIM AS
AW HELL LET ME HEAR YALL SAY IT
PATENT
PATENT
PATENT!
i am so confused right now....
Oh hell it's a free for all. Bahama done stepped in in place of 504 talking about putting foots in asses!Rhyming jerry with jerry's!!!! This chick is sick widdit! First one on tha mic run yo shit! Summer 08 ni99ah! We coming for you (Don't y'all hate when the dj of the mixtape talks for 6 weeks and your favorite mc rap for 6 seconds?)
Where is my rhyme? ;(
I'm tired like Bammy sitting here lurking
Bammy ass jiggling
Chrissy's titties perking!
Bammy ass high and it ain't even noon
Sound like Rasputia, "Now how YOU doooon"
Chrissy up in front of the stage - everysingle time
I see that sexy ass and slide up behind her to grind
And when her song come on and she start that stripper dance
I limp away and someone say, "I think you got some lotion on your pass"
I want to apologize for acting so mannish
And running the pants of this girl who's American and part Spanish
But I'm drunk, weak, and feeling real famished
BARTENDER HOOK A NI99A UP WITH A POKE CHOP SAMMICH!
pass=pants
running=ruining
damn i almost forget P clowned my cooking
let me get in his ass real quick, and yeah i am so good looking...
so why i gotta know how to cook pretty girls can get by on just they looks
that's why P girl a grade A chef she fry the shit out some chicken cause she ugly as hell...
cakes, pies, cookies, and shakes
her ugly ass can make any dish from the 50 states
potato salad and dressing damn her food be the bomb
but she gotta keep cooking otherwise P want give her none
of that pipe he claim he lay so well, he wake up every morning smelling bacon but saying DAMN she ugly as hell
fuck it tho cause he stay fed, and he ain't gotta take his girl out, cause she know outside they house they dead
to the world that is they ain't a couple, he tell her girl is you crazy we out in public
if anybody ask you girl is that yo man you better say hell naw, all i do for him is keep him fed....
i wish whoever come in here with these aliases would stop that shit lol who da hell is anon? and who da hell is hugo....
wish whoever come in here with these aliases would stop that shit lol who da hell is anon? and who da hell is hugo....
^^ that is what i'm saying!!
lol..yall working real hard in here..
It's raining, it's pouring/ i wish i was in my bed snoring/the rain on the roof is loud/ i'm bout to got to sleep rite now/all i need is a pillow and i'm gone/ but i'm mad/ if it's raing now/ how i'mma get my lunch/i don't have no lines/ i'm hungry and my mind/is drawing a blank
Hugo is Hugo so forget an Anon
He hiding in the bushes scared to get it on!
Find me at www.humpingchrissydaily.com
Find me doing magic tricks with Bammy while she stroke my magic wand
Find me laughing at Chrissy talking about ugly chicks can cook
Find me picturing Patent eating like a mug but scared to look!
Find Patent sticking around for breakfast of waffles and scamble eggs
Find Hugo macking a baldy while snacking between Chrissy's legs
Find Chrissy loving Hugo while she bite her bottom lip
Find her trying to scream my name when she coming but sounding like the record skipped
Hu -h -h- -h huuuuuuuuu!
hu
hu
hu
hu Hu go!!!!!
Go! Hugo! Go!!!!!!!!!
this rhyme is dedicated to hugo
cause i have know clue who he is who know?
he stay talking shit like he know me and bammy she got a big ass, i am half mexican shit's uncanny
we stay laughing tho cause we think we know who it is, then BAM
ya ass up and change shit and we end up saying gee fucking wiz
so i say we start calling nuccas out, taking names and finding who really got clout
cause me and bammy already ditzy, do we look like we wanna play clue, nigga we ain't nacy drew
so make up ya mind either ya hugo or anon, OR it's 2 seperate ppl with 2 seperate lives, like i care tho, damn i wish it was almost 5.....
Once upon a time not long ago
A chick named Bammy got strongarmed by ya boy Hugo
Not strongarmed in the sense of grabbing her by the waist
But her ass being so horny she threw it in Hugo's face
Like
It's raining, it's pouring/ imma fukc Hugo till his ass is snoring/Hugo on the roof of my mouth got me screaming loud/ i'm bout to got to gurgle and show off rite about now/all i need is a pillow and i'm gone/ with my bahamian ass in the air yall know it's on/ how i'mma get my lunch/ hugo got his now Imma let him munch/i'm hungery for some hugo loving/Ready to put his footlong in my booyaka oven/i don't have no lines/ someone must've took 'em/I love Hugo frank in my mouth cuz it plumps when you cook em!
LMAO of at Chrissy saying Gee whiz
If yall ass wasnt so sexy I wouldn't be trying to donate this jizz
Nancy Drew Angela Lansbury I think yall aready knew
Who in the world yall been talking to
Cuz life's to short to be playing games
A lot of mc's with colorful names
I'm so-and-so, I'm this I'm that
But they all just wick -wick WACK! (sorry KRS!)
So stay sexy and smart and you will see
someone holding on totally
hugo ya ass missing the point
my problem with you is that i knew who you were from the jump
you ignore me when you feel like it, talk to me when you want
lmao i feel like a damn prostitute in my own damn joint
so what imma do is fire hugo as the pimp turn my own damn tricks cause i ain't no punk bitch....
lol play ya lil games say ya lil inuendo's (sp)it don't matter to me cause i know who you are HUGO....so nanny nanny boo boo
LMMFAO @ you too..FOOL if you is who we think you is just say something! lmao
LMMFAO @ you too..FOOL if you is who we think you is just say something! lmao
^^^^^i'm saying tho bammy, lmao like he gotta stay in hiding.....COME FORWARD......lol
I'm so dayum sleepy!!! LOL i can't even think straight enough to come up with a freestyle..lol but i'll try haha
(okay so i deleted that shyt because that shyt looked dumb as fukk...lol) OMG now y'all gone make me go and read comments
LOL, y'all are crazy!!! LOL
I am tha funkadelic relic of the age...yes it is I
Hugo Newman Blammmmm in ya eye
Leave it there let it get all Crusty
The top of Bammy's monitor is all dusty
And she wearing that same sandals for the 3rd day ain't ya Bam?
I know they comfortable as hell but DAMN!
Y'all may know but NOT know who I be
When I learned about yalls sexy asses on this B-L-O-G!
So kick off them shoes and relax ya mind
And be kind to a ni99ahthat you'll hardly find
Hugo's back!
Chrissy be like check ya email _I'm like so be it
This is y'alls blog I thought yall could see it
Send me the email Chrissy please quit frontin'
I'm like Janglelang when ya boy killed Santa..
"I ain't get nuttin'!"
okay hugo check ya box, imma keep yall updadted too cause the nigga is a complete front
watch me go click, send and seal
he ain't gon answer, but i get it he prolly never will
but fuck it what i got to loose, i am high offa benadryl and done took off my shoes
and K, i wanna know how ya hair look, cause i sooooo wanna go blonde, but i am scared to cause i am so light that i think imma look like a light skinned blonde headed footdragga, so what you think since you blonde and having more fun should i go for it....
Why check Hugo Chrissy ? Check ya self! Just looked in my Inbox - no emails!
At least not from you - just a few from some Nigerian honey
Who won some lottery and wants to share with Hugo her money
Put ya shoes back on baby but take off all the rest
Get it all off your chest
Then let me put something ON your chest
Scoop you up take a shower I'll cover you with Zest
Then massage you while Slow Dance place Hugo is tha best
YOU the crazy one but you sexy word is bond
Use my crazyhandles account or hugonewman@rocketmail.com
I know you won't respond - probably never will
Probably high off that Ritalyn/Benadryl!
Bammy and Chrissy
Chrissy and Bammy
Remind me of a big titty/ass girl named Chrammy!
She loved the lakers/cowboys but stole my money like a whammy
This sexy thieving big titty/ass chick named Chrammy
hugo, who da hell are you???? and who the fuck i send an e-mail to then????? fa real i am so lost....
mamaz, u don't see my pic on TUB???? it's a different color now though, i like blond but now i have a milky way 30/33 mix and i LOVE it, i got so many compliments on my hair today.
naw K i can't see it i told ya ass that lmao all i can see is words and a few pics....
the last hair i had was blond, but it had like these diffrent colors of like an auburn in it, it was sooooo gorgeous girl, and i normally keep the bag so if i want to buy it again i can just show it to the lil tiny chinese lady and she can get it but my daughter threw it in the trash, but i wanna go blonde blonde, i been thinking bout doing it for a min....but iono i just know imma loook like a platinum blonde ho....
Kali! Your hair looks so damn good! GIrl if you wasn't married.....aww fuck that. I don't CARE if you are married, you GOTTA let Hugo take a picture of you and that beautiful mane on my bed.
Girl it's JUST a picture!
beCAUSE I want the picture on MYYYY bed!
Quit being all scary and take the picture Annie Mae!
Where in tha hell did I put that chloroform.....
K@liente is that you in the green pants? If so, girl you KNOW I always loved you from way back in tha day. I was just afraid to say it......
Bammy and Chrissy
Chrissy and Bammy
Remind me of a big titty/ass girl named Chrammy!
She loved the lakers/cowboys but stole my money like a whammy
This sexy thieving big titty/ass chick named Chrammy
YOU STOOPID..LOL^^^
and kali i meant to tell you i like the blonde hair on you..it suits you..i can't go blonde i'm alread ditzy enuff as is
hugo who the fuck are you fa real i am getting pissed and a lil frustrated....if you are who i think you are wuit being an ass and send me a damn e-mail you ought to know my fucking address....jeez
^^DA HELL u talkin bout HUGO? lol
BIG SIS, i'll post a pic on my blog...of course with the face blurred out cuz u know i stay talkin wreckless
lmao wuit=quit
lmao K what kinda sense do that make, if ya face is blurred then how imma get to see if the hair suits ya face.....duh,,,,lol
lol, u right, but the other pic with my new hair you can see my complexion
okay, imma go check lil chriss...lol
yall wuit talking about me!lol! I still ain't seen one email Chrissy! Are you using the correct email or just confusing me with another Hugo Newman? lol!
K@li,
On the twoditzyborads blog homepage, I can see the Urban Blogger icon. And on that icon, there's this chick with green pants on that remind me of you....
^^^LMAO, F U!!! LOL
yall wuit talking about me!lol! I still ain't seen one email Chrissy! Are you using the correct email or just confusing me with another Hugo Newman? lol!
^^^^^ i am done.....i have no clue who you are you won't say who the fuck you are so fuck it...
am sorry..am i missing something?
whats the beef in here?
fucking confusing!
gotta go to a meeting, will post in about an hour...i suck at editing pics...lol
lol no beef yall i just have no clue who da hell hugo is.....
lol..chrissy play 20 questions with him?
i got the first one...what state are you from Hugo?
awww snap ya'll niggas clowning with rhymes
i read all that shit later, i'mma kicks some whys bout Good times !
why flo be dough blockin james, ass always in the unemployement line
why "i'mma fiiiiind one" JJ be wanting to go out a commit a crime
why thelma wanted voice lessons but couldn't sing a lick
why michael be walking 'round like he got a big dick
why carl's drunk ass character made me soooo sick
why wilona broke as a joke buying wigs like she don't give a flick
why bookman served no purpose but to do them dumb ass impressions
why they got freeloading keith to add to the jive, why haven't they learned they lesson
why weeping wanda crying all the time putting niggas in a state of depression
why lil 10 year old penny walking around with a JJ obsession
why sweet daddy williams had two goons but in the 'jects that ain't many
why my favorite character on the show goes by the name of sweet lenny
why if they so poor & ain't got no food is flo not skinny
why i wanna know if ned the wino was sipping on some henny
why no jealous bitches had the nerve to kick thelma's ass
why she was such a goody 2 shoes never had detention after class
why i can't think of anymore to say so the mic i will pass
@ notch come on now, i doubt if his ass answer and if he do it would be in damn riddles lmao
here is a question for hugo tho.....DA HELL YOU PLAYING SO MUCH FOR...
lmmfao bobble ann i am done.....
ok i'm skraight dying of this nigga hugo, he needs to be shot !
for sure
lol
I wanna join in on FREESTYLE FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
I need to come wit some fiyah tho. Be right back.......
penny was annoying and irked my nerves ole one ponytail wearing ass lil girl
and wilona walking throo doors w/o knocking, knocking boots with james was always an option
sister mary florida stayed blocking money talking bout james you can't go to alaska honey
why she said no to alaska but he went to mississippi,i always wanted to know was he down there creeping
now on to keith who i thought was funny but him laying up in thelma's room, that shit was just dummy
his ass ain't get a signing bonus before he got married, nigga stuck driving cabs and looking @ JJ ole skinny ass
who i couldn't stand acting like he had all the ho's, knowing damn well his game is too pitiful
and michael running round like a damn black panther, his ass got older and he took on JJ's "imma playa anthem"
hated his clothes pants stayed tight, and that damn alderman him and bookman out of sight...
why ned the wino didn't get enought tv time when they cleaned his ass up his wife thought he was too fine
i am done out of rhymes....lol
Bust on this site, who 'Wanna Be Startin Something'
That's what I thought, yaw bet not say nothin'
Girl yo Sexy, lemme come and spend some time
We can make this last past 2nite, 'Baby Be Mine'
Ni99uhs need to fall back, stop wastin ya time
I already told yaw the 'Girl is Mine'
When I hit it from the back, it was thick when I skeeted
After she left I couldn't help but 'Beat It'
Again I wanted to nut, to my D!ck I was mean
B!tch bet not say she pregnant w/ mines like 'Billie Jean'
Don't need another job to increase my paper
I can't help that I get horny, that's just 'Human Nature'
They all are amazed at the way I swang
Especially them mid 20's 'Pretty Young Thangs'
But I'ma slow down and quit w/ this strife
I'm tryna find the one, the 'Lady in My Life'
So as I picture the perfect girl and how I feel her
All she need to do is get prepared for this 9 inch 'THRILLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
(Vincent Price voice)
Ahhhhahahahaha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaha
AHHHHH HAAAAA HAHAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!
i got some mo goodtime rhymes i had to spit, exactly how many dudes did thelma let hit
she was engaged coutless times and once to her uncle, lmao yeah uhhhh huh, tv land didn't think we would notice
how she gon go with a man older than her daddy, then turn around and him and her momma got the same pappy?
the errors on that show stayed running rampant, wilona kept working in that boutique as a buyer i was like man what's happening...
cause on one episode some rich dude BOUGHT her ass the boutique, so why she was the head buyer every damn week?
Poppa P back in full effect, talking mad shit, it's evident
that he think he da bomb and done blowed the fuck up, his nine inch penis touch his floor draggin nuts
ask me how i know and imma tell ya, P my ho and i put him on a shceduele
told his ass to get my money and don't even trip, he out there ho'ing and i am super pimp
he makes me alot of paper and he my number one money maker
i told him if he keep his head right, i might let him off on wednesday nights
but i digress P a hard headed ho, i gotta clock him and clown him and tell him to get up and go
he wanna turn 2 tricks and leave the block, then i gotta tell him nigga don't make me get my mofo glock
get back on that corner and get my money, and don't turn nan female down being picky is not an option
all money is green my nigga we tryna to get it, we need a new suede couch boo and imma buy you something pretty...
lmmfao
oh geez louise
yo nigga wanna squeeze
in between my knees
he think that he could please
with the slightest ease
this will be a breeze
try not to sneeze
this time we should seize
take this pleasure with pain
can you hear the rain
it's a crying shame
no one here's to blame
i know i'm not your main
i may go insane
the right spot you aim
i'm so glad you came
the night is almost done
i can see the sun
i'm not the only one
that you got this from
my legs are getting numb
i'm about to cum
it's been alot of fun
but now i got to run
lmao @ bobble
I'm back! Notch I am from La.
Chrissy, why do u keep asking who I am? You are Chrissy Snow - I am Hugo Newman. That Smurfette chick is 504 and that big booty girl is Bammy. Notch is the one with the razor and Kali is the sexy skripper. Jay Midnyte is a an ex-pimp/record producer/club owner who does motivational speaking. What else you need to know love?
Me work for you Chrissy, that'll be neaver
I'm tryna work for Notch, right betwixt her cleaver
Sweatin and moanin is what I wanna dew
Skeet so thick look like Elmer's glue
I can handle you Notch, I won't catch a hernia
Bust'n nuts on ya couch now you got Semens furniture (Phife Dog)
Sides what I got make a woman aloof
There's a warnin that comes w/ my D!ck "You Can't Handle The Truth"
So liberate yourself and call up your hubby
Say to yourself 'At least 1 ni99uh Lub me'
I would tew if I was deaf dumb and blind.
Lemme feel ya wrist (Ray Charles) "Girl You Is Fine"
Fine as frogs hair make me go "Ribbit"
Use ya index finger between ya lips make that sound "Bibbit"
If I was to ever to get close to your vertical lips
You'd lose 5 pounds from my Nailin yo hips
I'd talk mad sh!t at the beginnin
Then in a soft whisper I'd say...
"Lemme put the head in!"
Notch DO got some nice cabasa melons sitting up there!
Bibbit?!?!?! Patent is gone! Bet not nobody call me crazy no more. This dude done rhymed ribbit and bibbit! Say whatcha like....
"Lemme put the head in!"
LOL @ Patent using the gotcha line from back in tha day.
"Girl it ain't gone hurt!"
I'm back! Notch I am from La.
^^^^^^ i swear i have no fucking clue????? who the fuck i been talkin to from La. ??????
I'm OUT!!!
LIKE A MUTHUHFCUKUH!
lol..thanx for commenting on my tit-tays guyz...lol
Why i gotta be know as the big booty chick, why i can't be known as the ditzy one or the crazy one or the sane one? LMAO
Ain't 504 from La? And Bahama, you are too smart to be ditzy. But after seeing Chrissy yelling about "who I know from Nola" and "I am sooo cnfused" and "who the eff I been sending emails to" (like she choosing random email addresses), is it okay to just call you the sane one?lol!
Great pic Notch - for real!
okay so hugo check this can i call you? if you say yeah then i know it's you, if not then fuck it fa real i am clueless....
and why not just send me an e-mail?????? stop the effin madness
Hugo Newman said...
Ain't 504 from La? And Bahama, you are too smart to be ditzy. But after seeing Chrissy yelling about "who I know from Nola" and "I am sooo cnfused" and "who the eff I been sending emails to" (like she choosing random email addresses), is it okay to just call you the sane one?lol!
^^^^^
see, i'mma hafta stop coming in this bitch....i'm bout to stop breathing UP IN HERE up in here
(like she choosing random email addresses), is it okay to just call you the sane one?lol!
^^^^^^lmmfao i aim not choosing random addresses but i ain't gettin no fucking response, and you say you ain't getting em so just send me a fucking e-mail already my address is the damn sane and i swear i ain't worked this damn hard on a project since i pushed my big headed ass son out......
sane=same
Ummmm, I don't have YOUR email address....but you DO have mine!
I like yours and Bahama's blog with y'alls crazy WHY's and all your freinds talking junk!
After we get to know each other better- hell yeah you can call me! But don't start calling random numbers (like you seem top be doing emails) I will give you my cell number. Okay? LMAO!
Okay people! Have a safe productive weekend! Bring me some babies. You know I'm getting on in age and I wanna see some babies! Hopefully, I'll see you all on Monday. If not, talkl to you sometime this week! Au demain!
lmmfao fuck it then this is stoopid calling random numbers lmmfao i ain't laughed this damn hard.....
LMMFAO bye Hugo, come back now you hear?
and out this B.I too..smells yall lata
peace out Hugo
awww peace bam bam on a handstand lmao
Hugo Newman said...
Okay people! Have a safe productive weekend! Bring me some babies. You know I'm getting on in age and I wanna see some babies! ^^^^^
(wipes tears from eyes) WTF ??? LMAO !! BOY STOP !
Okay so got damn!!! I had to go to training for 2 hours, then lunch for an hour...and we busy...i will be posting soon!
Chriss...fam..lol they up nah!!! LOL
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