Freestyle Friday

Friday, June 27, 2008

Freestyle Friday is the place to be
Time to let loose..put up ya feet
Spit hot rhymes with words we speak
Get in the booth..and do what you do





THE GIRL IS NIIIIIIIICeeeeeeee!!!

37 comments:

Bahama said...

I got a flow that will leave you dumb/ looking around like where she from/ my mind is right/and yours is wrong/ i'll put on, on any song/my words will blow you up/ like an atomic bomb

i'm explosive/ how do you not know this?/ i'll chew you up and spit you out/ yea that's what i'm about/ you should know this aint no show/ i don't even know why you still here/ i can see the fear/ it's ooze'n out your epidermis/ here drink my special brew in my thermos/ much like my words/ it'll knock you out/and your down for the count

Anonymous said...

me no feel like freestylin/no I'm not even lying/ I don't even kno why I'm trying/ If I'm lying then I'm flying/ Flying right up outta here at noon/ don't be no fool/ it's not cool...

LMAO!

Ok so that was WHACK! But at least I tried..lol..

Hey everybody!!!

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

A Poem About Spring

Why am I so nervous why is my heart taken?
Why my pulse racing why my hands shakin'?
I waited for months and now the moment's finally come
Why am I hesitating? Where this ish come from?
This honey brown sister so neat and petite
She's right there looking sweet enough to eat
And eat, I will, in fact, I must!
And finally quench myself with what makes me lust
She tells me take your time Shot but time's ticking away
Seconds seem like hours and minutes like days
I wish I could switch into some cool playa mode
And find a way around this obstacle in my road
To ecstacy and passion- sheets thrashing -true smashing
In a lustful fashion - coochie bashing - headboard crashing
If I don't wax this ass it'll be my fault
Everytime I get it going - it comes to an abrupt halt
So tight so taut so soft like parfait
Can it be the object of my affection is the very object in my way?
Maybe I'm to anxious thinking of her popping it
Or maybe it's some enormous barrier stopping it
I'm here at long last - ready to complete my task
Dumbling with her zipper - fidgeting with the clasp
Only a few secondsbefore she putsShot on blast
Damn - HOW THE FUCK I'MMA SLIDE THESE DAISY DUKES OFFA BAMMY BIG ROUND ASS?!?!

Bahama said...

TWO COMMENTS!!! TWO?? lol

man this how yall gone treat me? yall know i'm not gone be here Monday and Tuesday right?anywho

It's my birfh day/ go bammy it's your birf day/i'm drink tequila shots like it's my birf day/ i don't really give a what?/ it's my birhfday!!!

Bahama said...

LMMFAO, funny shot...

Anonymous said...

hmmm...it's a little slow today so let me jump on in....

intricate wordplay and methaphorical complexities/
be vexin these emcees who break they neck to get next to me/
who's next to be the next victim to be x'ed for testin me?/
I be blessin these wannabes like pastors anointing babies/
"Father please watch over him and keep him safe from me"
Safe from me?/
The place to be is a dangerous place to be when facing me/
Cause basically, you're basic, b/
Your style has no taste to me/
No flavor, no sabor, so here's some salt in your game/
When they as you who's the best/
Say my name, say my name. Yep!/

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...
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Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Slippity slappa Parappa Rappa
Grabbity grappa Read it on a mappa
Never hit it raw so I don't clap on like the clapper
Remember Warren Sapp, uh?
Yeah he used to play for Tampa!
I come up with some off the wall ish like Frank Zappa
Elbow never ashy lips never chappa
I'm the man my name ain't Dan but I'm still Dappa
Bamma in a MCM bikini sitting on my lappa
She like me to whip her with a strappa, not hard - just tap her
When it hit that pretty round backa
Sound like WHAPPA!
She used to date this pretty boy dude I think he was a Kappa
Till Shot gave her something else to do with her yapper
Now she cook me jowl bacon and eggs the morning after
Sounds of monkey humping, screams of joy and laughter
She an agile chick ! She can hang from the rafter
How she give head while doing a headstand? Iono - ask her!
So ship shop shappa
Stip Stop stappa
Shot got ryhmes for days - blip blappa
Scooby Doo said "Rhot's ra rearry rood rapper!"
"Rand Richael Rick's ra rog righting rastard!"

Shot hit yall with that abstractiveneccitivity!

Anonymous said...

Scooby Doo said "Rhot's ra rearry rood rapper!"
"Rand Richael Rick's ra rog righting rastard!"

^^^^^ahhh yeah...I like that!

Bahama said...

Onan you should be a rapper, wait ARE you a rapper?

Shot you can't be making up words honey.

Bammy had dreams of being a playboy bunny/ have the whole world see my bum-e/ and the falt tummy/but i grew up/and realized i was too smart/though nekidness is an art/and i want to play my part/ i really don't have nothing else to rhyme/that's my time!

Kaliente said...

Whattup FAm???
lol y'all know i suck unless i'm doing my "lookin boy" remix...lol

Kaliente said...

HEY...i'm on the Urban Blogger banner:))))))))))))))))))) I feel so importante...lol

Anonymous said...

These free sytles is comin in kinda slow/ so I'll try my hand at a flow/ to enlighten those scary people/ livin life lookin thru tha peep hole/ of earths doors/ tech never disrespectin ladies nor whores/ not even cursin/ time to teach fools a lesson/ leavin you in a mind state of guessin/ VA is what um reppin/ 757/ I been on this earth since 87 minus 3/ you do tha math & get back at me. Smoke from tha dutches gets inhaled daily ...

Anonymous said...

Bammy, I'm not a rapper but I play one online! :D

Bahama said...

hiya anon!

and yea Kali I seen't that, you doing it big, lol

and yea O tell me anything...so are you the bling bling rapper or the let my people go kind of rapper? lol

Anonymous said...

and yea O tell me anything...so are you the bling bling rapper or the let my people go kind of rapper? lol

^^^^ Bammy, I'm like how God did it in the Bible. Let my people go, but give em all your bling bling on their way out! :D

Anonymous said...

Hey Kali BayBay! :D

Tech said...

Tech was anon, no anon was Tech

Due to tha fact of my google password I forget

Weed smoke stole my meomory back in 96

Or maybe later

Bahama won't let me date her

She smiled & said "see you later"

She a smooth talker, but not a street walker

A$$ so phat I see why dude use stalk her

Aye tell ya girl chrissy that I hope she miss me!

Bahama said...

WHy does everybody come in her and talk about my a$$? LMAO

Tech said...

In a good way tho, more like a compliment...

Bahama said...

aaaaaaah, i see, well i'm going to go get me something to eat..i'll holla

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Bammy got a$$ but she stingy widdit
Tide got bleach if ya socks dingy - get it!
Shot got an fixation with booty that are juicy
Shot used to get beat by this big chick name Moosey!
But that was 2nd grade, I was bony- she was fat
Last month I rolled up on her, and got her mean ass back!
Caught her in the grocery store and said "Hey You Stank ho!"
I took my overloaded shopping cart and rolled up on her ankle!
Payback is a bytch but she was too!
so what she was on crutches? - well anyhoo
La di da di Shot acting naughty
Always trying to give Bammy a welcome "back" party
So Bammy let Shot tell you my love has not diminished
Last year she told Shot "Kiss my ass!"
Last week Shot just finished!

Kaliente said...

Onan-whattup!!

and Bammy, yes i have:) *tear* now i just hope nobody that i know recognizes me...lol

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Bahama said...
"WHy does everybody come in her and talk about my a$$? LMAO"

Shot wonder same exact thing BMama! Shameful it is! I blame the parents!

504 said...

yeah i'm late to the party, so what ya'll gonna do

i'm a dope ass emcee (M.C.) but i actually work too

let me flip the attention away from me

it's seems like the theme today is bout my lil sis bammy

she will no longer be 21, she will be considered OVER

& i'm sure she'll be flossing like she's riding in a range rover

she's always coming up with sayings you'd never forget

if her booty was a man she'd marry it

but be careful talking bout grown backs, proceed with caution

she has a unhealthy obsession with kobe, lupe & larry johnson

lol but she's the cutest, ditziest, sweetest old soul lil miss

no homo disclaimer cause hey ! she's my lil cyber sis

no thinking about gas prices, get your sip on, cyber drinks are on me

have a great weekend & happy berfday to my home gurl BAMMY !!!!

Tech said...

^^^^Last year she told "shot kiss her ass" last week shot jus finished! Hehehehehehe, that was madd funny

Tech said...

Bahama got hips & she got lips

Touched her a$$ once & made my mind do back flips

Many crazy thoughts, of how she walks

Wish we could make our own edition of booty talk

You can call me Tech, which is short for Technique

Got her in tha bed & she showed me what it meant to be a freak.

Bahama said...

someone say free drinks??

she has a unhealthy obsession with kobe, lupe & larry johnson
^^^ damn right, thanks 504 :-P

Last year she told Shot "Kiss my ass!"
Last week Shot just finished!

^^^ LMMFAO...*shakes head*

Bahama said...

damn teach YOU KNOW ME?? lmao


it's the weekend baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby/ it's time for me to go craaaaaaaaaaaazy/i'mma be sitting back/taking shots ( no not you shot) of rum/ on the sandy beaches, i'mma have a whole heap of fun/ i can't wait it's gone be great/having a two day escape

Bahama said...

*teach = Tech

Anonymous said...

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I cain't spit rhymes and, after Nina B.,
Neither can yewwwwwwwww!

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

"taking shots ( no not you shot)"

You sure Bammy? Sounds like a whole "heap" of fun! Heap?!?!? Bammy got that innocent slang on lock. Damn Shot that's a whole heap of d*ck you trying to screw me with@ I'm gonna have to go to the chiropractor a whole heap of times and end up with a whole heap of medical bills!

Wait ain't this freestyle Friday


Happy birfday Bammy you know you my peeps
Huh -howwa -howwa -higgy -hig hig heap!

Kaliente said...

Bam-when is ur birthday???? today???

Bahama said...

LMMFAO Shot..ahahaha

@ Kali nah my b-day is on Tuesday but i won't be back ta work until Wednesday..i'll pop in though

Kaliente said...

OHHHH OKAY:) happy early!!!

Tech said...

Nah Bahama if you met me, you'd never forget me

But if you let me, you'd never regret me!

Happy B-Day

Bahama said...

Thanks you guys!!!

this sh!t better work..lmao