*A homless man is cooling down in a puddle of muddy rain water from the day before.
*You have the a/c in the car on and you are almost naked but you still can't get cool.
*Instead of eating a buger and fries for lunch, your eating like 5 red popsicles.
*You see people with those sweat marks, not only under their arms but round the crotch area and their back.
*You are seriously contemplating walking round your office half naked.
*All the drinks in the vending machine are gone.
*People ain't even going out to lunch, they rather wait till it's time to head home to get something to eat.
*You come out the shower and dry off but when you get all your clothes on you are wetter than when you were in the shower.
*You learn about new places on your body from the sweat draining there.
*The neighboorhood pets are damn near dead outside from the heat.
*When you fall asleep on the couch, all cool and relaxed, but you wake up in a pool of sweat
*When the parents are outside in the lil kiddie pool with the kids...
*Stock in popsicles sky rocket
*Black females are wearing they hair either in braids, or in a headscarf, cause it's too hot to sit under a dryer @ the salon, and the humidity effs with ya hairstlye anyway....
14 comments:
LMAO, so true...and plz tell me u made that shyt up about the homeless man!
You know it's hot...
when yo pet possum kicks back in yo brand new hammock, wearing shades, and holding a glass of iced tea in his paw and the b*tch won't even share!
okay dalia you and that possum need to take some family photos already lmao
~LOL~
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and why that damn next door cat gon make me put arsenic out for his ass that muthafucka had the nerve to sleep under the damn car and get pissed and show his teeth when we come out to leave and tell it to move......eff cats and all pets that ain't fish, lmao
LMAO Kali, naw i really seen't it. That fool thought he was at a spa or something
^LMMFAO, OMG!!!!!
and you KNOW it's too hot when Kali don't even wanna smoke a black!!!!
One knows it's most heatified when bird must use potholder to pull worms from dirt!
One knows it is indeed hot when Bammy bend over and not one male makes attempt to get grind on!
Ahhh yes, tis most hot when one discovered that driving car only take two fingers cuz steering wheel too damn hot
And lastly, one knows it's hot when Chrissy's family refuse to pick fruit or do low cost construction EVEN after being threatened with me calling INS. As Juan put it, "INS got AC in their car right? Call them beeches then!"
^^^LMMFAO, da Hell???? LOL
One must conclude it is very hot when Chrissy's relatives just play in the river and forget to illegally cross it!
And lastly, one knows it's hot when Chrissy's family refuse to pick fruit or do low cost construction EVEN after being threatened with me calling INS. As Juan put it, "INS got AC in their car right? Call them beeches then!"
^^^^^^ lmmfao done, it's a wrap i am finished
de hell he came from ? tired of hiding behind alias huh ?
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