........A SEX POST! So all my cyber girls are on some sorta of a nympho band wagon that i can't seem to jump on right now, i mean all them heifers (.....and yall know who yall are) are just sprung on the D right now, which ain't a bad thing, cause it gave me the idea for this post.
Ladies, i wanna know what is it exactly a man has to do or say to get the panties to come off, like i know from the jump if imma give a dude some, but there have been a few instances where i was like nah he ain't getting it today, but he said or did something that made me change my mind with a quickness, a cyber friend of mine told me that a dude told her that she could get it now, or later, something to that effect, i was like daaaaaaaaaaaamn my mind would have changed FAST if idda heard that shit.....his ass would have gotten all my goddies out the jar lol
Fellas, i wanna know what is it yall do or say to get them panties off, certain lines yall got, what???? lol imma give yall a heads up, them playboy ass lines, they work, on me anyway, so if you come @ me all cool, calm, and collected, saying some Billy Dee Williams type shit, whispering in my ear, smelling like black and milds, you gon win with me every single time......and shouts out to Bammy paying me back for yesterday....lol
11 years ago
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yall satisfied shot and MzP, lol
and i know it's some sort of strategy dudes use to get ladies to give it up, specially if her ass playing hard to get, i know yall got tricks up yall sleeves to make her change her mind.....so get in here and tell em damn it....lol
Hey sexy! I got that $500 EBT card, re-upped on the third of each month cause my cousin's crack head baby mama's Social end in zero! But that's neither here nor there baby, I'm here and you here. You and yo kids need that Cookie Crisp cereal and Oscar Meyer luncheon meats or what?
LMAO SHOT CAN GET IT TALKING DIRTY TO ME LIKE THAT, MAN LET'S GET MURRIED....y
LMAO @ Chrissy getting wooed! Take yo sexy ass to the dairy section baby! We branging block cheese back to tha hood! Fuck some skim - We branging whole milk back to tha block! Exkra large eggs back in tha hood! We branging fill it mig yone back to the streets. 2008 niiiiiiiiiiiii9as! We balling out of control Chrissy! (and getting too much attention shouting all this shit out in Food Lion as we live it up....for one week!)
We branging fill it mig yone
^^^^^dead offa that shit lmmfao
LOL..yall are stupid
Girl, gimme some and I won't punch you in the throat............no more!
LMAO, There ain't nothin a dude can say that make me wanna do it, If i wanna fukk...i'm gonna LOL like when ol boy told me i could get it now and tomorrow..i wanted it of course but it wasn't the place...lol we were at his homeboys house, not his so i was like uh uh nicca!
LOl @ Shot! & thanx Chrissy!!...
Hmm...lets see...
He can get it if:
Whisperin in me ear...smellin good (me loves a good smelling man), talkin some good shit like o you gon give it to me, but not in a cocky way...like he not even boastin about what he can do...he just gon show me...
playn in my hair (like The Dream talks about...LOL!...he touchin them lil spots...I don't kno what the bf b doin, he get me to where everywhere he touch me tickles..I don't kno what the hell that is..but anyway...
He won't ever get it if:
He don't show me any attention, I'm not f*ckin no one who can't spend a lil time for some of this fine wine..lmao! Cocky...hell no, you not gon act like you doin me a favor by givin me some...stank breath, stank ass....lol
but i have been thinkin bout that D ever since i saw it..lol
"hell no, you not gon act like you doin me a favor by givin me some...stank breath, stank ass....lol"
LMMFAO @ Purp...my twitter ain't workin from the workspot so....lol
aww boo to ur work place, K!!
Ur boo was tryna get it in on his friend bed huh?..LOL!
If a chick confesses that her ears and neck are hot spots, I may whsiper something like "You look sexy as hell in that dress, love" to her and let my lips barely touch her ear.
Another sureshot method is rubbing feet or massaging temples while they talk about whateverthefuckever. Buit you can't zone out on her, them follow up question work if she's a smart chick. "So do you think they'd have promoted you earlier if you were white?" "It's a shame black women have to search so hard and wait so lonng to get any appreciation. Wanna nother apple martini?"
Then Shot move in for the kill...
Shot throw on Slow Dance by R Kelly, throw on red lava lamp, and throw on Spongebob jammies. Bang session commences!
"Ur boo was tryna get it in on his friend bed huh?..LOL!"
-nah, it was the guest room, but STILL...uh uh my ppl was ready to leave because they wasn't feelin his cousin...i'm really considerate so we had to bounce...I'mma get it MONDAY tho...at least i better..HAHA
Shot put on a LOT of Curve cologne from Burlington Coat Factory and it's a wrap! LMAO!!!!!
If a chick confesses that her ears and neck are hot spots, I may whsiper something like "You look sexy as hell in that dress, love" to her and let my lips barely touch her ear.
Another sureshot method is rubbing feet or massaging temples while they talk about whateverthefuckever. Buit you can't zone out on her, them follow up question work if she's a smart chick. "So do you think they'd have promoted you earlier if you were white?" "It's a shame black women have to search so hard and wait so lonng to get any appreciation. Wanna nother apple martini?"
Then Shot move in for the kill...
Shot throw on Slow Dance by R Kelly, throw on red lava lamp, and throw on Spongebob jammies. Bang session commences!
^^^^^^again, shot could get it.....LOL but he already know that i was just reiterating (sp)some shit....but fuck the curve cologne
"fuck the curve cologne"
Hahaha! Iono what it is - I just know it's in a brown bottle! LMAO at exclusive Burlington Coat Factory scents!
A dude can get it if he dont act like he feening..i like my guys low key..
A dude tryin to hump my leg at a restaurant/club/lounge aint getting nothin from me but a goodbye
Hahaha! Iono what it is - I just know it's in a brown bottle! LMAO at exclusive Burlington Coat Factory scents!
^^^^^ lmao it's curve, and it STANK....
a dude can get it if he got a long ass tounge and soft lips to match, oh, and he gotta know how to use em....
Hey Notch! HEYYYYYYYY! Notch! What's going on Notch! Heyyyyyyy! You look pretty! Wow ! You fine! And sexy! Heyyyyyyyyyyyy! Notchy! I like to watch Notch! I made a rhyme for you! Whooooo! NOTCH!!!!! You are soooooooooo damn fine and sexy.Imma make a new word and call you "fexy"! Wooowee! You are nice to my eyes! NOTCH!!!!!! N-O-T-C-H! That is one fine something right there!
Was Shot feening too much?
i love a guy just coming out the shower smelling like irish spring or dial or sumthin..i just wanna hump him right there..
DEAD @ FEXY...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
shyt yea @ Notch..
Don't let a nigguh walk in smellin like CHROME (cologne) BABY gone get it RIGHT THERE!!!
lol..thanx shot
Fexy ass Notch!
i try to be fexy all the time..i used to make it rain on hoes..but now all i can do is make it misty
LMAO at misty blue Notch!
You know how dudes be getting punked so they gotta reach for they pistol? Babygirl, just reach for the bra strap and they gone feel like 11 yr olds!
@ Notch...YES! Thay is my sh*t!..ha ha!
PURP what's yo shit?
Why this Mr Bean loooking dude with bug eyes and high waters just apply for our Support Engineer job? Why I'm only hiring brothers?
lmmfao why he gotta be a mr bean tho....
Chrissy, he look JUST like him with that rubber face and his voice was deep too! I could never explain that shit! LOL! in that old ass Barney Fife Mayberry suit!
what qualities in the opposite sex is a turn off for you??
I cant take guys that are cheap or boring
and why shot gon make me why bout this black dude that work here real quick
why he was one of the new guys, but i ain't know his name for like 3/4 days i thought he was wayne, and the white boy in the cubicle next to him was brent, why it was vice versa, his blacker than coal ass was brent and the white dude was wayne
why he soooooooooooooo proper it kills me why he told me one morning that he would be here till four i was like when he said four, i was like naw it's fo' geez
why he got a haircut like the daddy on moesha but it's 2008
why he wear wranglers with his shirt tucked in air damn day with steel toed boots
why i laughed out loud when he walked throo here for bout a week
why hubby saw him and was like he one of them black dudes who think he white, regardless of what he look like in a mirror, if you call him a nigga he ain't gon get it cause he REALLY think he white
why i was like he prolly date white girls named becky and sara
why hubby was like he be going in the men's room and jacking off thiking bout my tits
why i died offa that shit and i doubt he do that he prolly jack off to the white girls tits, not mine tho.....
the end
what qualities in the opposite sex is a turn off for you??
^^^^hot breath and stank cologne
Now this is Shot's opinion Chrissy - maybe, given the "brothers' preference, he jacks off to ONE of your tits considering your heritage!
Chrissy, he look JUST like him with that rubber face and his voice was deep too! I could never explain that shit! LOL! in that old ass Barney Fife Mayberry suit!
^^^^^^^ lmmfatfo i am so DOA...barney fife had that one suit he wore to all the dances and shit hair all slicked back like he a pimp and shit lawd i can't stop laughing....
Now this is Shot's opinion Chrissy - maybe, given the "brothers' preference, he jacks off to ONE of your tits considering your heritage!
^^^^^^^..... nother turn off of the opposite sex, a smart ass mouth lmmfao
Shot is disgusted by Nicuarguan women who refuse to acknowledge their roots!
shot i have been the following to you....
mexican
spanish
puerto rican
brazillian (my fav so far)
dominican
now i am nicuarguan what imma be nxext, did i miss any btw lmao
Chrissy I have NO idea what you are talking about...If I have offended you or your ancestors please accept my humble apologies!
Them Aztec curses are a bytch to get lifted!
lmmfao just give me my 40 acres and a mule and me and my ppls will call it even
Them Aztec curses are a bytch to get lifted!
^^^^see, lmmfao you need to be punished
See I was talking about something and someone totally different...
lmao oh yeah, negro who???????????
LMAO @ Chrissy's why's!!!
I'm back!!!!
Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...
If a chick confesses that her ears and neck are hot spots, I may whsiper something like "You look sexy as hell in that dress, love" to her and let my lips barely touch her ear.
Another sureshot method is rubbing feet or massaging temples while they talk about whateverthefuckever. Buit you can't zone out on her, them follow up question work if she's a smart chick. "So do you think they'd have promoted you earlier if you were white?" "It's a shame black women have to search so hard and wait so lonng to get any appreciation. Wanna nother apple martini?"
Then Shot move in for the kill...
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Why this Mr Bean loooking dude with bug eyes and high waters just apply for our Support Engineer job? Why I'm only hiring brothers?
^^^^^^^^^
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for the first time in who knows how many months, shot finally seem like a real person & not a dave chappelle character lol
Well, he would have to be clean first LOL, because there is no way he is getting some if his breath stinks and he has dirt in his fingernails, etc.
He would have to be smooooth! I don't mean cheesy lines, but something smooth like, "what do you want me to do to you?" Or have some freaky phone sex LOL
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