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Friday, July 11, 2008
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Good Evening ladies and genetleman, entre poor ass ni99as, and gold gigging hoochies! I'd like to bring to tha stage a legend in his own time...a maestro of the microphone...alllll y'all babies daddies.....trun the house lights down...i need a spotlight!
This man has gone from ashy to classy, from the neighborhood tours to international tours, yall get the fuck up out ya damn seats.....
Put ya hands together, pull them apart then repeat that montion until you making clapping sound like Bammy's ass cheeks...y'all know who it is....I done went and found a ni99a chilling in Cancun with clients galore...yes it's ya boy!
yo yo yo...I'm bout to flow yo...check my rhythm and blues...i don't got time for these fools....here at work, they must have me confused, lil jerks...with someone who actually cares about this sh*t, why can't i just sit, her at my desk and talk sh*t, with the 2 Ditzy ladies, they must be crazy!...LMAO!
ok that's all I got for now...I'm getter with my flow yo!..LMAO!
Word to ya mama, and I'm out!
Once upon a time not long ago
There lived a homeboy by the name of "O"
Cool type of fellow 6"2" he stood
Collecting all types of clients in his hood!
And every single miss wanted to get on his list
He gave Notch a kiss and she couldnt resist
He wrote her some mack shit that made her coochie mist
And it goes a little something like this....
lmmfao mzp done took some lessons yall
well what da hell we waiting on?
chicka chicka chicka is the sound I hear
Fans takn pictures as I start to appear
My hype man Shot done done it again
That intro was the bidness from beginning to end
Where's my panty sweeper so we can get this started
B!tches throw 'em on the stage even after they farted
But that's how it is when you the Rhyme Master
I baptize these fools as if I was they Pastor
The fans are hyped not a seat is found
My 8-0-8 is bumpin, you can feel it underground
Miles away even as the stadium is packed
I got Pros back staged that gonna get smacked
Cuz if you wit me you constantly workin
Nobody gets a Day Off or you gon be hurtin
Money is out there and I'm a go getter
Call me D.O.C. cuz "No One can Dew It Better"
So enjoy this elation, this thin piece of Heaven
U feelin lucky MOFO cuz today is 7-11?
Try yo luck if you choose but death will follow
I'll slap the taste outta ya mouf, no need to swallow
Come one come all if you think you can handle this test
But realize after we notify the family you'll be LAID TO REST!!!
chrissy tired of waiting so it's time to start
this freestyle shit and yo i am off the charts
it's been a minute since i had a rhyme
but ya girl is back and she right on time
now all i need is lil fukyah to come throo
tear down the roof and whoop de whoop
now i gotta go and do some work
cause this bloggin shit don't pay for shirts....
and shoes and drawz i need fa the kids so now i gotta go handle my biz.....the end
lol i'm out this bitch...
"Where's my panty sweeper so we can get this started
B!tches throw 'em on the stage even after they farted"
LOL!!!!!!!
[Shot fights promoter to keep him from unplugging Patent's mic cord!]
Little Miss Muffet
Ate a whole buffet
After puffing on some Black & Milds
Along came a spider
snuggled up beside her
Like let me hit that with you child!
He kicked a little game - Miss Muffet got crazy
Took her to his web ate her biscuits and gravy
Banged her all night long; no ifs,buts,or maybes
9 months later she having his baby
For breakfasts the little mf like flies in his eggs
If he don't get it he cries and begs
She gets mad and tries to hit him
But sheeeit she'll never get him
That little mf rocking asics plus he got 8 legs!
LMAO! @ Shot and his spider child!
HA HA!!
Yea I've been practicin...lol...
Well it's the B to the A to the M M Y it's Bammmmmmie/that's right it's bammmmmmmmmie
I step to the mic and bow in it's presence/i got the christmas flow i'm getting all the presents/while your the grinch standing green and butt nekid/i'm serious with mines check it/ i go over your head with my lines like a plane/and i don't even do this for the fame/and you standing here thinking it's a game/but you don't know i'm here to maim/ with these lyrical swords/ the words cut you up like a Nimcha/ if you didn't know any better you'd think i was a ninja/ but i'm a classy lil lady/that has a deadly flow BAY-BEE..
Why Chrissy marry Shot? I'll let yall know
But first let me tell yall bout sexy Miss Snow
She a lady in the skreets - but in tha bed? Superho!
She let me ride like a horse - she giddyup when Shot say Whoa!
She the type of chick that attract all men
Big titties, big ass, but her waist is thin
Shot always wanted a beautiful wife so it was a "win-win"
Cause Chrissy always wanted to be a LEGAL US citizen!
Get the cards ready cuz back comes the King
I don't where no jewelry I aint into no bling
Your rhymes are greasy they like fat back
I gets all the money, I got Black Jack
Shot, my dude now he's the Big Joker
Chrissy already that Shot is waitin to Poker
After he liquor he gon wanna go to sleep
But he in for a surprise cuz Chrissy runs deep
It gon try everything he know till he start to craze
That twat got an echo that goes on for days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days
"That twat got an echo that goes on for days days days days..."
*dead*
Please make sure my kids are well taken care of!
Chrissy, my love, please handle your B-I!
Take Bammy to a china shop bring a checkbook for yaself
Her outta control booty knocking shit off the shelf!
Take her to tha mall you gotta clear the store!
While she shopping on the 2nd
Her ass still browsing the 1st floor!
Big, round, juicy I don't care what you call it!
She ride so high in Shot's car they be like "Damn Shot got hydraulics?!?!?!"
Dudes with big booty women know what Shot is rapping about!
She walk near my satellite dish, Directv go out!
Now Shot can't deny Bammy backyard is nice
If I left her I'd have to get my new chick booty implants - TWICE!
Plus I'd never find a chick with that Bahamian spice
Who comes equipped with her own floatation device!
So three cheers to Bammy with her cute ass rhymes
And three nuts on her booty that Shot admiring all the time
And three wishes or fantasies that Shot will one day be behind it
And three pairs of mountain boots - that's what it'll take to climb it!
LMMFAO Shot..i can't even...i can't
Come along for this documentary, let's take a ride
Come on into the May-B, which yo eyes opened wide
Alfred! We're ready off to the show!
Lay ya seat back as we start to go.
This here suit is from the Purple Label
Can I offer you some'n to drink? Open the pull out table.
Louis XIII is the drink of choice
You gonna be tipsy, after you lose your voice.
Pull the curtains shut, you'll see in a minute
All them ppl outside wanna get up in it
In here where you at, sittin next to me
They wishin they was you an Overnight Celebrity
But that's neither here nor there so take it as you want
These patent leather shows are my signature flaunt
They wiped so clean they shine like a mirror
Did I hear a squish sound? I think I can hear HER.
She all wet and agitated by the enclosed surrounding
Just hopin and wishin of ways she can meet Sir Round Him
Now as we pull up grab my hand and don't stop
You'll be blinded for a minute from all these paparazzi
Now when we step out the May-B don't get stuck like a tar pit
Just follow me down that wide Red Carpet
Joan Rivers is waiting to ask a question or tew
Don't stare at her, cuz her face stuck like glue
Now get ready to wave at all the spectators
Most of them are fans but some of them are Haters
After the show we gon eat on the hills
Then back to my place so you can show me yo skills
Now after we done, I don't want you to pout
Cuz when 3 o'clock rolls around y'A$$ needs to GET OUT!!!!
Patent in that Maybach, lay back bishes
For those who used to diss him it's pay back bishes
You ain't wanna ride no way - fuck you gone say that bishes
Security make sure them footdraggaz stay back bishes
It's Maybach music for my boy P3
Remind me of Mike when he made PYT
But you never know if MJ was singing bout some kiddies
So let's think of Chrissy's Pretty Young Titties
Shumoan!
7-11 and they all feelin Lucky
One after the other, they all wanna ---- me
But you gotta be patient and not make a scene OH (read backwards)
I'm tryna enjoy myself, take money from the casino
Hit Me Ni99uh! Gimme that ACE!
I got 20 already but I'm gonna bust ya face
Cuz I know how to count and keep track
Whenever I bet, it's always on Black
11-21-7 and 3, these are the numbers to my day-b (read backwards again)
Lucky numbers is all what I'm about
And if you act up, I'ma PUT IT IN YA MOUF!
This rhyming is like a game of chess see
Sit ya Happy A$$ down, hollerin out KING ME!!!
This takes thought and preparation and time
You gotta think 5 steps ahead if you tryna rhyme
So bow ya heads down and chalk it up as a loss
"CUZ THIS IS JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE GOT DAMN BOSS!!!"
this muthafucka here????? lmmfao P you know imma go off on yo ass negro you know it.....
lmmfao i can't even, you better be glad i was working P......brang ya ass back here cause i need you and a crowd so i can finish this shit right.....i been missing you tho P ain't nobody yo ride on like i can ride on you, i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo going off lmao
"BOSS
Boss Boss
Boss
Boss Boss
Boss
Boss Boss
Boss"
Poppa P is back in full effect
talking all that shit KNOWING he gon get dealt with
trying to put my sessay ass on his list
but i got news for his ass, it's just a wish
i ain't never been the bitch to boast or brag
but i done had grown ass men crying once i leave my tag
So you can talk that shit if ya want Master P
cause i know the real deal, ya ass really want me
talking bout my twat goes on fa days
nigga you will never know how i leave simps like you in a muthafucking haze
i have no desire to be ya client
you too easy fa me it would be highway robbery
i ain't simple no matter how it seem
matter fact imma little complex
and in ya wet dreams
taunting ya ass and calling ya name you wake up wondering DO CHRISSY PUSSY REALLY GO ON FA DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS
that's when ya come back to reality G
and i tell ya ass homie you will never even TASTE me
let alone fuck me to see the real deal
trust me tho P thick chicks with phat asses got MASS APPEAL
so next time you in dallas let me know
cause imma have my man call you and give you details bout my shit blow by muthafucking blow......
the end negro....lol
KABOOOOOOM I JUST STEPPED IN DA ROOM
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT NOW I'M OUT !
Tick Tock! Tick Tock!
I can't wait no mo' for Dr. Spock
Chrissy must be flustered, mind on overload
She need a translator, somebody break the code
Is Poppa goin strong or is he just jokin
Snow's mind can't take, a Black & Mild she's smokin
"You lucky I'm busy workin P" I heard it all before
I got the most points, just look at the score.
You always playin Catch Up and you always behind
You need to do some work, and quit wastin they time
I admit your good at frontin you need to be an actress
The way you scream and holler with yo' back on that mattress
Oh David Banner! Go Veddy Faster
I don't care that you stink! You grown Sweaty Bastards
DAAAAAAAAAAYUM BOBBLE LOU !
"Grown sweaty bastard"?!?! Shot is most likely hating on Chrissy's affection towrd David Banner but this is funny as hell - big ass D size battery head nucca!
A grown sweaty stinky bastard that's what P said
David Banner is a poopee head!
-Baby Shot!
Album dropping June 2021
"lmmfao i can't even, you better be glad i was working P......brang ya ass back here cause i need you and a crowd so i can finish this shit right.....i been missing you tho P ain't nobody yo ride on like i can ride on you, i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo going off lmao"
This shit is sooooo funny to me. Chrissy sound like she gone whup someone's ass!
GO HEAD CHRISSY!!...LOL!
& 504..ur freestyle was the best of the day!..LOL!
P, how you know what da fuck i do
i got these ppl snowed, like i am bout to do you
and how you know i'm frotin nigga you never had me
you the one with the tales bout ya clients and they antics
i am glad tho i hit a nerve cause nigga we one for one now and ya ass bout to get served
you giving me something to do today so lay ya ass out and cooperate
take ya beatings like a man and let it be i am the number one contender Poppa P......
check this tho, i gotta call ya clients
let em know ya ass is DEAD ON ARRIVAL....
Somebody get a vicodin and a tylenol quick
It took Chrissy all day to say that SH!T
Been at work 4 hours already and that's all she got?
You need more people, better yet...GIRL STOP!!
You embarrassing yourself and it aint pretty
Invite Shot over so he can suck ya Tit-Tay
I bet you got a reputation in Dallas like no other
Problem is it's only from One Soul Brother
I'm sure he gon say all types of Sh!T that's beyond belief
Ni99uh talk with a cigarette betwixt his lips and only 8 yellow teef
Been bangin you so long he don't even remember
What it feels like to be with a Young Tender
Pus so old it got the look of a slug
Slimy and thick, a former self of what it WAS
I'm sure back in the day you was on point
We all know you aint lost your touch when rollin a joint
But face it ya A$$ is Over The Hill
If I'd get the chance to do you, that Puzzy I'd Kill!
Have you in a seizure "Somebody Calm Her"
When you come tew, 1st thing: Smack Ya Momma
Cuz she kept the secret about driving them crazy
This aint for free no more 'I Fcuk You! You Pay Me!'
thank ya MzP
that's how i do it in my city !
504 just busted thru tha door
With sexiness and beauty and booty galore
With that honey graham colored booty that we all adore
Put this chocolate between her chicks it'll look like a s'more
And I'll just want s'more of that smurfette chick I adore
On the sink, on the table, on my pimped pout Pinto floor
If she show me that pretty cat, I'll go straight up carnivore
Or herbivore I'll eat that peach down to tha core
Anyway I can't be sure but if she was a whore
Her pimp would never be poor
A sexy little sista Shot'll do anything for
I'll even burn down the house of them noisy neighbors next door
I'll even slash her worsem co-workers tires - flatten all four
I'll rob the the rich and give to that poor
I'll rob Chrissy's people who own the corner store
Her body's like a new world I wanna explore
Next time in NOLA I'm a world tour
Asia (eyes), Jamaica (thighs), Alps (Breasts), etc!
okay i am laughing he calling me over the hill
when his ass cruisin bingo halls for ho's who eat meals on wheels
P can't fuck with the ho's his age cause they too alert to play them games
but the old clients done lost they mind accepting them playboy words P spit line for line
now imma tell you this and wrap it up, Chrissy still on point,
NIGGA WHO NIGGA WHAT????
i done lost my train of thought fucking with you
it must be from hanging round them old ass clients of yours who's parents were born in 1932
so what that tell ya P is them ho's is the old ones nigga not me
my teeth ain't soaking in a glass by my bed homie.....
"Invite Shot over so he can suck ya Tit-Tay"
I got shouted out! Now here I go!
Bam - bam - bam bam bam
Mz Purp pop her pussy make a ni99a say damn!
Whoo - whoo - whoo whoop dee whoop
Chrissy titties make a ni99as wanna shoop
Slip slap slip slap ya momma
Shot gonna spend all summer in the Bahama
5+0+4 so damn fine
Add 60 to them digits I'm down for mine!
I'm almost outta time so I'll drop this lickety split
slickviclicktricksclitsexquisiteohshit!
oh, and i just got in here bout an hour ago
so why you say it take me all day to slay you nigga you ain't know
i wasn't even planning on talking shit but i came throo reading and saw you on my clit
shot hyped me up telling me to handle my B-I
so i did what i was told didn't ask why
cause real niggas can do that you may wanna try it
all he had to do was say 2 words and i was on it
you got 30 clients let you tell it, and i bet they allllllll outta pocket
so get them ho's together and all on the same page
and when you do that, maybe, just maybe i'll get off the muthafuckin stage...
give ya ya propers and show ya respect till then I am the pimp,and you da client.....
Chrissy finally came right with her rap
Humping old chix? The fuck's wrong with that?
Shot like getting his done up
Scrotum licked and dick gummed up
So if I come to ya crib please understand me
I may be dating you but I'm checkin' for granny
And Chrissy Snow is light and she know she right
Shot splashing Brut by Fabrege on bingo night
Don't be digusted I just do what I do
They old ass is horny - they want it too
If they hips are fragile it don't matter how we play it
Shot love them 70+ and he ain't afraid to say it
Why at bingo last week I ask Miss Gladys what's on her mind
She looked down then jumped and said "Oh! Sixty nine!!!!!!"
slickviclicktricksclitsexquisiteohshit!
^^^^^DONE lmmfao
ya'll are outta line in here, but don't stop cause I like!
"till then I am the pimp,and you da client....."
WTF?!?!? Patent I KNOW it's near time for you to jet out but you gotta homerun this wild filly before you leave!!!! LOL! at cyber battles betwix these two then watch them write some loveydovey I'm your friend till the end we still cool shit like they was ABOUT to do a driveby! LMAO!
How come I can't comment?
Her temp is risin
and it's not suprisin
she runnin outta breath I think she dyin
Her momma startin her cryin
Cuz emotions are showin in both her eyes and
we all know that Gramma Snow aint lyin
when she talk about when she was clien
Number 6 almost number five'n
But she slipped down when she started jivin
So stop lookin at me with your side eye'n
Don't even think about cuh nive'n
about how you gon start to try and
get at me cuz there's no survivin
Pay your admission as you Drive In
Cuz it's over Chrissy, get some Godiv'n
Chocolate and open wide'n
Cuz it's goin in ya mouf like I'm bout to dive in
We had to cut yo mouf on the side in
order for me to fit it all in
You can't go to work you better call in
You need to stretch your mouf so I can get my Balls In
lmmfao
Damn Patent came back with eleventy "Iving" rhymes. Very complex very intricate. Chrissy love?.....
[yall watch Chrissy come back with some thuggish shit!]
in tha meantime in between time...
Chrissy's coochies like sunshiiiiine
On a cloudy day
When it's cold outside
Her coochie's Montego Bay
Well,
I guess you say
Who make Chrissy come everyday?
Sureshot (sureshot SURESHOT)
Talking about big dick Sureshot!
SURESHOT!
[Shot dodges bottles after strictly hip hop club fails to appreciate 60's doo wop]
then watch them write some loveydovey I'm your friend till the end we still cool shit like they was ABOUT to do a driveby! LMAO
^^^^
take me out the oven cause I"M DONE !!!
Who is the Greatest Wordsmith of all?
Who can talk you into lickin his Balls?
Who is it that sounds so refreshed?
Who is known for taking your Breath?
Holding it hostage, for ransom no doubt
Pull your heart out and put it in your mouf
Who brings life to this site like no other?
Who brings real meaning to the word Mother Fcuker?
Who can start a rhyme with nothing but questions?
Who can bang you doggy while holdin ya breast'n?
Who has the stamina to go at least an hour?
Who has the N.I.N. that sticks out like a tower?
Who can smack, flip and break it down?
Who can embarrass you when he start to clown?
Who got you thinkin of having his name tatted?
Who got you thinkin "My Butt gettin Fatted?"
Who is he and who is him?
Who got the Jimmy that needs a brim?
Who make you dance till dat A$$ droppa?
You know who it is ...
That Ni99uh
Patent, Poppa!!!
Who got you thinkin of having his name tatted?
Who got you thinkin "My Butt gettin Fatted?"
^^^^lmmfao i can't stop laughing @ that shit
i think i am fresh outta rhymes P......
Chrissy's coochies like sunshiiiiine
On a cloudy day
When it's cold outside
Her coochie's Montego Bay
Well,
I guess you say
Who make Chrissy come everyday?
Sureshot (sureshot SURESHOT)
Talking about big dick Sureshot!
^^^^^^ lmmfao i just read that shit
alright wannabees
make room for a pro
i got one gee
it ain't time to go
check it
i once met this dude with bags he's tuggin'
told me skraight up that his girl was buggin'
he said that he was in need of some lovin'
promise he won't be pushin' or shovin'
i told him i was in the mood for some play
but my place is where you can't stay
he nodded, grabbed my hand & said okay
but tonight i need a place my head could lay
i said at home i have a soft queen size bed
with soft pillows that perfect to rest your head
but a better place is between my legs
be nice & i won't make you beg
you can rest it on my comfy thighs
have you floating & feeling high
like your sailing thru my friendly skies
i know you want it, it shows in your eyes
so we jetted & sped to my house
quicker than speedy gonzales the mouse
he kept looking at me without any doubt
he knew he was gonna wear my ass out
we hit the door & our clothes hit the floor real fast
the session was so good forever he wanted it to last
when we climaxed our breaths we has gasp
then i said grab yo shit, call ya girl to come get yo ass !
let yourself out
I been MIA/ but i'm back to do things my way/I know i need to head back to MIA/things in the bahamas are kind of gay/I ride the beat/like a dirty feak/i ain't really feel like ryhming/wait for the pass of the timming/ i'm so rets to go/so i can blow/ this joint/I'm tired of this place/i think i'm an alcholic cuz rum is all i taste/ lol i'm done for now/i'll be back to rock the crowd
Fye Hunnet, that was GOOOD!
so if a dude got an alicia keys song as a ringtone on his cell, is that like gay????? lmao
"with soft pillows that perfect to rest your head
but a better place is between my legs"
WHEW!!!!! LET THE MUTHAFLUCKIN STALKING BEGIN!!!!
Lookin at her body nekkid in the bed
Careful not to wake her whiles I'm givin her head
She moans softly as if still dreamin
The taste has changed, she's started to creamin
Her hands grab me by the back of my baldy
She says something inaudible, Daddy she called me
My head is a fixture betwixt her thighs
I'm talkin to her Puzzy and aint tellin no lies
Her back is arched as she starts to erupt
She came so hard, a ni99uh need a cup
To sop all this excretiated pleasure
She looks me in my eyes and she says "No Ones Better"
I move my mouf to where I'm 2 inches away
She feels every syllable and the price she will pay
But I don't stop her A$$ I'm now holdin
My thumb and 2 fingers, feels like I'm bowlin
"Don't Stop Deddy! I want the N.I.N tew
My mind can't decide, I don't know what to dew"
Relax my sweet as I enjoy this Pus on a Platter
As I grab and hold that A$$ that's gotten fatter
Since the last time I stroked it and engraved my name
All ni99uhs that already hit, will know it at the same.
So lemme dew what I dew as other ni99uhs comparison pale
This has been a sample of Patent's Freaky Tail.
YES! @ Chrissy! What song was it??..LMAO!
Well it's ya boy Sureshot in tha place to be...
and it's me Poppa Patent gonna make you bleed...
Well I'm wondering when my homie Patent gone jet
It's gonna be now instead of not yet.
So hold it down Buddha from another project
Well that was Patent P on the m-i-c
He rockewd it to the nth degree now he passed it to me
So imma do it big cuz that is my order
Lemme tell yall about this chick from south of the border
Knew she was Guatemalan but swore she was black
Couldn't fry fish
But could hook up some goat back
Told me one day imma beat your ass
!st I got scared but then a smile flashed
She tied Shot down so I couldn't run
Started sucked on Shot and growled, "You BETTER not cum"
Now what was I to do?
She sucking on me and my nutz were blue
She said um don't cry - eat - my pie
She threw it on my face coochie hairs in eye
I put my tongue on her clit and spelled my name
Chrissy yell oh shit that was the first time she came
Her nipples got harder - voice got softer
She offered her honor = Shot honered her offer
And that's how it was all night - she was a goner
Shot was on her, off her, on her, off her
Soon after she cut Shot loose
Shot pushed on the bed face down and lifted up her caboose
Mz Purp told me choke her ass like she in a noose
Instead I rubbed her nipples with 2 fingers like "Deuce Deuce!"
Her coochie was swole and nappy like um...Bruce Bruce
She started moaning and screaming as we released our juices
The neighbors called 911 "Someone just ran over 2 horny gooses!"
Heeearnnnnnnnnnnnkeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hell y'all...i'm not at work today granny granny sick:( I'mma holla at y'all later:) LOVE YA'LL, have a safe n happy weekend!!!!!
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