Bammy's Why's
Why didn't I take the whole week off?
Why instead of being back in this office I wish I was back in my bed?
Why I don't feel any older?
Why I wish I could go outside and play in the rain?
Why I wish the power would go out, the generator would fail and they tell us to go home?
Why they'd prolly make us work in the dark anyway?
Chrissy's Why's
Why i feel like slapping these techs cause they act like lost ass puppies talking bout they can't find a notepad but the shit is right in they face
Why they gave me lemon pies instead of apple this morning @ Whataburger
Why i am lmmfao @ bammy talking bout the lights going out, AND the generator failing
Why am i so glad bammy back
Why black ppl feel the need to buy outfits for holidays, example, " i gotta go get me a 4th of july hook-up girl...." da fuck is a 4th of july hookup and why you need to buy one specifically for that holiday?
Why i wanna know what fool came up with that "i gotta buy a new easter, 4th of july, veteran's day, black history month, bar mitzvah, grandparents day, secretary's day outfit" bullshit to start with
12 years ago
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why ain't nobody why'ing yet
why do ppl call here asking me who da fuck call them, talking boutsomebody called me do you know who it was
why i think when ppl do that shit it's bitch made cause how you gon call a damn office and asked who called me????? like it ain't damn near 300 ppl that fucking work here how imma know who called you
why every man in my life that i know right now, pissing me off, and i mean every single one, from a-z even my 5yr old son's cuteness can't even save him right now
Why when Most Observant Shot see Chrissy with "Guess?" t-shirt on, she get mad when Shot ponder, "Implants?"
why shot don't even know if my tits real or not cause he never touched em...
why imma gon and tell you these D's is all real
why imma tell shot if he act right he can see for himself that these D's are real as hell.....
why i wanna know where bobble ass @ with her why's
Why Shot at airport now waiting for Chrissy's call - looking like terrorist - ready to pull race card "Ohhhhh I see. A BLACK MAN CAN'T JUST SIT AT THE AIRPORT WITH NO LUGGAGE WALKING AROUND TALKING TO HIMSELF SAYING "I'm finally going blow her back out!!!!" IIIIIIII SEE. IT'S CUZ I'M BLACK!!!! (and when the question Shot, I JJ they ass like:
The bulge in my pants may cause you yt folks fright
I got a gift for Chrissy - a stick of'
DYNO MIIIIIIIIIIIITE!"
(OMG - he's got a bomb! - it's a Shotta Bin Laden! Mace, nightsitcks, tasers, and handcuffs ensue)
lmmfao why is shot a gotdamn fool.....
Why is Chrissy mad at all her men??
Why I still luv the fact that her son says nutz?
Why I'm so sleepy today?
Why me and my BF just celebrated our new relationship last night?
But why we had a arguement before?
Why he took out all his anger on me, but in a good way?
Why I'm goin to see Hancock tonight and I cant wait to see Will sexxy a**?
Why he made me get a warm sensation in my panties when I saw him in I AM LEGEND with no shirt on?
why MzP said a warm sensation lmao
why imma say congrats to you and ya boo's new relationship
why my son ain't say nutz not one time yesterday, his grandad is determined to break him up from saying it, lmao so i think paw paw beat that ass 2 times yesterday
why i hope when mz p have a son he say nutz all willy nilly then she won't see the humor in it lmao even tho shit is funny as hell
why will ain't attractive to me
why i wanna see hancock too but i refuse to go to the movies and buy 300.00 popcorn...
Thanx Chrissy!!
Why Chrissy say the popcorn gon be $300?...LMAO!
Why is a hot dog at the movies $25,000?...ha ha!
Why I'm mad cuz paw paw beat the baby for saying nutz?
Why I wanna beat paw paw for beating the baby?...lol
Why am I in a chopped & screwed mood today?
Why do these people continue to talk to me even tho they see my ipod headphones in my ear?
Why I wanna put up a sign that says "Don't ask me any questions today"?..lol
Why this yt dude in here so sexxy to me?
But why I couldn't see myself f*ckin a yt dude?
Why I think his skin may stink?
Why my brother buggin me to go see Hancock with him?
Why I been gone 2 days and aint do no work yet?
Why Shot makes me laugh so hard?
Why are there so many ppl missing in action? Hugo, Tech, Bobble, P and what the hell happen to Jacelyn?
Why i'm trying so hard not to go to sleep?
Why i'm bout to say eff that!
"Why black ppl feel the need to buy outfits for holidays, example, " i gotta go get me a 4th of july hook-up girl...." da fuck is a 4th of july hookup and why you need to buy one specifically for that holiday"
LMAo that would be me, it's only out of habit whenever i go out i have to buy something new...
and what the hell happen to Jacelyn?
^^^^^^ why i couldn't remember her name fa shit bammy?
why mzp need to babysit my son and see that every spanking he get he deserve
why we call him "catch me if you can" after the movie, cause he stay conning the hell out us
why mzp right bout a movie hotdog costing 25g's
why the cokes cost 325g's and they never ending, i never finish a soda @ the movies, ever
why a pack of skittles or reece's pieces is like 75g's @ the movies
why did my friend say some random shyt the other night sayin she wants to fukk a surfer white boy..lol and she is hood as fukk..haha
ummmm why i was so blowed last night
why shot remind me of P?
congratz Purp
why have i been getting friend requests on myspace like everyday...i swear there is my prifle somewhere that says "add me" cuz i don't even know these niggahs,.then y'all ain't even in my city(lame)
why am i kind of addicted to myspace?
why we need to interview P about the whereabouts of Jace...why i need to check my myspace for her profile...why i'm worried now???
why imma go off on the ppl that's outta pocket, list below:
J-Nyte
Bobble Ann Wilson
Onan
Lacy D
P ass ain't been throo here in a min, not that i am looking for his ass i am just saying, never know which one of them 'clients' snapped
PSLL was a regular
where Sauce nuttier than me ass @
i am sure there are mo' ppl but right now i am drawing a blank....
why yall ain't got no sense?
Why i'm hungry? and don't know what to eat?
Why i ain't sign up for fantasy football yet?
Why my homeboi prolly gone kick me out
why shot remind me of P?
^^^^ why i feel the need to defend my boo shot and say P will never be half the man shot is......lmmfao
Why most Holy Matrimonious Shot want to mary Bammy? Why Shot think it indeed beautiful, blessed and great to find that one unique special person to annoy for the rest of life.
Why Shot's newly repaired car stop on a dime now? Why that dime in some slow ass old man pocket?
why i don't get that fantasy shit for the life of me
why my boss gon ask me when we get this copier
why i was like iono i been here for 2 yrs and it was here when i got here so how imma know
why he laugh @ me and say you right cause i been here for 7 and the copier was old back then
why i then think well why the hell you asking me bout this ancient ass copier and you older than me and been here longer
why this new lady stay running her mouth to me she sweet as hell but damn give it a rest....
"will never be half the man shot is......lmmfao"
Most Hung Shot say go to sold out Texas Stadium pick 99% of men in and tell they ass same thing!
Why Shot very enamored and much appreciate Chrissy dickaffection she display!
Why Chrissy don't want ANYone at work to talk to her, give her any work to do , or not respond when SHE talk to THEM?!?!? LOL!
LMAO @ "will never be half the man shot is......lmmfao"
why i'm finna do a post on 30 sec man cuz his azz tom'bout he ready for round 2!!!
Why Shot want to witness miracle one day before his death - like a seeing burning bush, seeing seas part, or seeing Bammy pass up free drink?
Why most Holy Matrimonious Shot want to mary Bammy? Why Shot think it indeed beautiful, blessed and great to find that one unique special person to annoy for the rest of life
^^^ why shot i'm flattered!!
why i don't get that fantasy shit for the life of me
^^^ it's not hard..just gotta know about football
why i'm finna do a post on 30 sec man cuz his azz tom'bout he ready for round 2!!!
^^^LMMFAO oh my..
Why Shot want to witness miracle one day before his death - like a seeing burning bush, seeing seas part, or seeing Bammy pass up free drink?
^^^never happen..lol
why I forgot my password?
why it aint the 4th yet?
Why i got a 4th outfit?
why I want to take it back now?
Why I already started celebrating the 4th?
why i can't comment on them last comments cause yall got me rolling here....
Why Most Neurological SureShot used to think the brain was the most unique and wonderful organ in my body...but then Shot realize who was telling Shot this shit!
Why Chrissy don't want ANYone at work to talk to her, give her any work to do , or not respond when SHE talk to THEM?!?!? LOL!
^^^^^ why they don't get i just sit here, i don't know shit, do shit, or want shit to do....lol
why i wanna know who Grey goose is...lol why y'all know i don't fukk with grey goose so when i read that..my stomach started hurting?
why is my father still wearing drakkar?
why does my mother curse then start reciting bible quotes?
why do i like having sex with my ugly friend? I cant take him nowhere in the day but best to believe i make sure i see his ugly ass at nite!
why do i keep hearing that im over qualified for a job?? Nigga I dont have any money..which means im qualified to do whatever the hell you need me to do!!
Why last night of Shot being a virgin, Chrissy try to seduce Shot by putting big round ass in Shot face. she say, "Do you know what I want?"
Shot say No.
Chrissy lay down on the bed and rubbing her Amazon breasts and moaning she say, "Do you know what I want?"
No.
Chrissy spreads her legs wide open and starts rubbing clit and squirming back and forth across bed - say, "NOW do you know what I want?"
Shot say "Yes. Look like you want whole fucking bed to yourself!"
Chrissy stingy!
Why Shot realize why Notch always make night dates with him now! Notch have flat tire - tell Shot to wait until midnight to change it!
"why is my father still wearing drakkar?"
LOL! Why Shot brother's and firends used to visit mall right before closing and spray a gallon of the latest D&G or Escada on so it will still be skrong when they fall up in club! Chicks be choking with waterey eyes like WTF is that smell. They be like, U ain't know. This that new shit by Gucci!"
LOL @ Notch! Heyyy!
Why my boo grandma got alzheimers?
Why he send me an email yesterday telling me he had to go babysit her?
Why he put "AlZ Duty" in the subject line of the email?..LOL!
LOL @ Shot & Ms. P.
why this other guy im seeing grandfather got dementia??
why he went to visit his grandfather one day and the old man went into the room and call the cops talking about some guy is in the house he dont know tryin to kill him..lol
lmmfao why is shot throwed
why notch is a damn fool talking bout she can't take that monster out in the daytime
why i am dying cause she said her daddy still wear drakar (sp)
Why people be calling Alzheimer's - All Timer's (sorta like Old Timers)?
Why Shot next door neighbor's father in law (had Alzheimer's)took a cab two towns over (like 30 miles) looking for Bob Barker? Real talk! Why the cab driver bring him back looking to get paid after spending three hours driving around a strange city with a strange man strangely looking for the host of the Price is Right?
Why he put "AlZ Duty" in the subject line of the email?..LOL!
^^^^lmmfao, dead as fuck, why i evne bother, i can't even focus no mo.....
okay that's it.....lmmfao gotdamn bob barker????? ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfatfo
"AlZ Duty"
^^^^^ why i cannot stop lmmfao @ that shit, like it's jury duty or some shit, and why i wanna know what the hell that would look like if i got it in my inbox, mofo ALZ Duty, why i get the feeling if i saw it in my inbox the shit would be even mo funny to me
Why OUR people be making up their own diagnoses for medical woes?
"She on her minstrel" (menstrual -like she Al Jolson or something. And ain't menstrual an adjective on her menstrual WHAT)
Touched - mentally handicapped (also see special and ain't right). Shot quit making that boy climb down in that sewer looking for a million dollars - you know he touched!
The Dehydration - real illness - just used wrong - Okay keep talking about you ain't thirsty as hot as it is out here! Fuck around and catch the deehydration!
Lol @ Shot..why you so stupid??
Why i got old sugardaddy duty today?? I gotta see this fool at least once a week so i can get my cell phone bill paid till i can get a job...lol
Why cant we have sex even if I wanted to..his dick dont stay up for more than about 5 mins
lmmfao touched is new to me shot, i never heard it put like that b4, why imma use that tho, mofo touched by what tho??????
why i can see notch ass in the mirror getting ready for her date talking bout damn the shit i gotta do to keep my cell on....lmao
Why Notch putting Shot bizness in the streets?!?!? Your cell phone bill paid ain't it! Well then - quit working about my slinky!
Why Ricky Smiley have a prank call about getting some Viagra talking about "My dick ain't got hard since the pope could stand up!"?
The Dehydration - real illness - just used wrong - Okay keep talking about you ain't thirsty as hot as it is out here! Fuck around and catch the deehydration!
why i laughed outloud @ this?
why it used to be a man walking up the street with a steering wheel and we all said he was taouched in the head?
Why if gas dont go daown imma be walking againt traffic with my wood grain steering wheel?
Why people gonna say she aint right in the head, so dont laugh?
why when ever that plies song bust it baby comes on, i sing busted baby for the hook?
why you gotta do so much damn chewing when u eat a salad?
why them bastids only gave me 1 packet or ranch dressing when they know i like to lather my salad up with dressing?
why my granie got some zheimers? she remember some of the stories but not all of it
why the hell am i still chewing
Why im at home watching amen?
Why was Thelma crazy about the Rev.?
Why I cant leave the house until its over?
why it used to be a man walking up the street with a steering wheel and we all said he was taouched in the head?
^^^^^ lmmfao da hell was the rest of the car @????
why i bet that foll didn't even realize all he had was a damn wheel
why i bet his touched ass went outside and actually attempted to get in the car that that wheel was once attached to...
why i bet his ass would be driving, and i use that term loosely, and ppl look @ him crazy, and he look right back @ they ass like da hell you looking @ shit, i washes my ride homeboy, check out them 24's i'm sitting on, and his ass ain't sitting on shit but some pro wings, cause that's the kinda shoes touched ppl wear
why yall tripping HARD in here today
"Why if gas dont go daown imma be walking againt traffic with my wood grain steering wheel?"
Why yall can't call Shot crazy no more without including Grey Goose in the sentence somewhere.
This is that "we-gone-tie-your-insane-ass-down-and-give-u-a-shot-if-you-dont-go-head-and-take-this-pill type crazy!
Why Chrissy talking about touched-people shoes?
Jordans my ass - over here we got some OTHER shoes for you sir!
@ sureshot
why they got to include me with the touched? LOL
why all this talk of touched ppl and ALZ ppl got me to thinking bout my great grandaddy who had ALZ really bad
why when we were kids one summer grandaddy gon get on the damn phone talking bout he finna call his brother who had been dead for 30 yrs already
why my cousin got the bright idea, hey lets get a laugh out this shit, and unplug the phone on him
why he do that and grandad was STILL talking to who i don't know cause wasn't a dial tone, or nothing
why we still don't know what number he dialed till this day
why my brother and them gon say he ain't even dail a number he so old he think you gotta call an operator and say give me circle 9 street number 22 please...
why our granny found out what we was doing and beat our ass like it wasn't shit
why i don't give a damn who she shooped i KNOW her ass was laughing when she came in and saw grandaddy sitting there talking to nobody, phone ain't even in the wall......
excuse all typos please lol
shooped=whooped
lol..why chrissy and her family such bad asses
why i find that so funny though..lol
Why to FOP keep calling here?
Why they think i want to make a donation?
why i just paid them a $135 donation for speeding?
why i don't give a damn who she shooped i KNOW her ass was laughing when she came in and saw grandaddy sitting there talking to nobody, phone ain't even in the wall......
why i know she was laughing too?
why me granddaddy did the same thing?
Why so many people like seeking short time relationship on " casualseek.com "
Why Shot keep thinking about Notch scamming old Limpy for that cell phone bill $ while he order Extenze, Max LArge, etc from the back of XXL and King mags. Why he be begging her coffee brown ass to just let him grind on her booty. Why she let him cuz she been letting Chrissy use the cell to call her relatives up in Gaularderado, Mexico. Why can't Notch get up the nerve to tell him it feel like a gummy worm getting squished on her ass? Why he be cursing his shit after she leave - "Now looky here roscoe - we ain't gone get much mo' chances wit that there Miss Notch - come on Killer just get up one mo 'gin!"
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Why so many people like seeking short time relationship on " casualseek.com "
^^why i got tears rolling down my face? I did not know that spamers play along...LMMFAO
Why so many people like tovisit "bammygotassimplantsorisonbootysteroidsandigotpicstoproveit.com"
Why im glad im goin home to va for tha 4th
Why I gotta hate Jacksonville, Fla so much
Why people in Fla still wearin girbaud
Why dudes in Fla rock reeboks, like air force 1's
Why girls in Fla wear "up-do's" like they goin to tha prom or sumin
Why 50% of tha girls I meet in Fla got gold teeth
Why I thought every part of Fla wpuld be somewhat like Mia
Why I hope aint nobody in here from Fla
SHUT IT Shot!!! lmmfao
and tech, guess what? I'm from florida!! LMAO okay not really but i did live there for a minute..but some one else in here is from FLA
TECH..why tha fukk i stay in JACKSONVILLE!!!
why u better get off my city!!!
LMAO
Chriss why the girls tech tom'bout are the footdraggaz i be referrin 2???
LMMFAO...dayum
Why people in Fla still wearin girbaud
^^^^^ why i really believe the ppl in florida mo' country than the ppl here in texas
LMMFAO, i'm still laughin cuz Tech stay n the same city...haha
Chriss why the girls tech tom'bout are the footdraggaz i be referrin 2???
^^^^^ lmmfao why footdraggas gon become an internationl term K...
No, why Tech makin us sound country as hell????
why i really believe the ppl in florida mo' country than the ppl here in texas
^^girl in gainsville you'd be surprised all the ish them country bumpkins be doin
Why i feel like TECh only been OUT EAST and out Norwood at the flea market...lol
why nothing would surprise me K, naw i take that back cause that pic you had of them fools with they ode to kool-ade hair took the mofo cake.....
^^HAHA...why i know when Tech read that shyt he gon' be LOL Because his last was..."Why I hope aint nobody in here from Fla"
LMMFAO
K@liente, am I lyin tho
Why K@liente or somebody yo kno did & prolly still do, some of tha things I listed
No disrespect tho, I jus had high expectations for Jax
Why ya'll been why'n without me?
Why these why's gotz ta be so funny?
Why is Why Wed my highlight of the week?
Why I kno ya'll gon b surprised cuz I ain't have a drink on my lunch break?
@ tech..nope all my ppl i hang around (dudes and females) ain't like that..but the dudez all have mouths full of golds, but kali don't hang with no footdraggaz...lol
and i dunno why u had high expectations...lol at least the murder rate has went down...a little
but nah it be like that round here..lol
tech, what side of town u be on?
I did live in Arlington, but now I live on tha southside
I be all over tha club seen tho
Why I don't have nothin bad to say about tha clubs
Why tha people in fla never heard of dtlr or upagainst tha wall
Why it aint a 7eleven out here
" dtlr or upagainst tha wall "
WTH?? lol
U goin to plush friday???? and i live on the southside.
If I wasn't gonna be in va I would be there, jims place, christophers or either soho's.
Why I kno ya'll gon b surprised cuz I ain't have a drink on my lunch break?
^^^^why the damn world bout to end MzP, lmao
Cahristphers be too dayum packed..lol sohos is nice also...i haven't been to Plush in a while tho' never been to Jims..haha
Purp finna' be on that goose..lol
LOL @ Chrissy...
Why I was rich enough for Ciroc last night, Chrissy?
Why we drank over half the bottle and I never felt drunk?
Why I told my boo I wanted another bottle tonight?
Why he say no cuz ur ass gon be noddin out during the movie?
Why he don't kno it yet, but he still gon get my damn bottle?
Why I'm about to write him a luv letta?
Why ya'll gon give me some suggestions on what I should put in the letta?...lol
LOL @ Chrissy...
Why I was rich enough for Ciroc last night, Chrissy?
Why we drank over half the bottle and I never felt drunk?
Why I told my boo I wanted another bottle tonight?
Why he say no cuz ur ass gon be noddin out during the movie?
Why he don't kno it yet, but he still gon get my damn bottle?
Why I'm about to write him a luv letta?
Why ya'll gon give me some suggestions on what I should put in the letta?...lol
why i ain't got no good whys ?
why getting a jury duty notice leave a bad taste in my mouf ?
why i'm never voting again ?
why some old people guilt trip me into voting saying we fought for the right to vote
why i wanna say now well go the fuck on & vote ! ?
why i'm not feeling funny cause i got to report monday ?
why ya'll better give me reasons to get outta this shit ?
why i'm skerred to deaf them uggas gonna put me on a murder case ?
why do i hope i can pretend to know everybody so that's a conflict of interest ?
why i'm waiting......
why Chrissy tombout Whataburger and my ass is starving in Miami right now?
why did i decide to quit smoking yesterday? oh yeah, cuz i'm broke and i can't afford the muthafuckas?
why i killed some church's chicken with their creamy jalapeno dipping sauce like 2 hours ago?
why is my forehead still peeling from that day at the beach 3 weeks ago?
why am i covered in a fuschia fleece blanket in the office?
why is the lack of nicotine KILLING ME right now?
why the gay man at the gym always shouting me out like he know me?
why he said to me..girl i see the pound leaving already..nigga i just started going back to the gym a week ago
why im bout to stop going to the gym cuz i stay sweating out my perm?
why bobble need to check that box on her card she got that say she can't go to jury duty cause she got kids under the age of 10 that she gotta take care of, lmao
why when i get a summons that is what i do,
why hubby ole ghetto ass be trying to tell me i am wrong fa that
why i am like nigga why i don't give a shit cause i am not going downtown searching for parking into that nasty ass courthouse that smell like bums and pee for them to tell me here got ya bus pass, go home and i ain't even ride the damn bus down there
why he kill me trying to be politically correct and he from the fucking bricks, aka the projects
why my momma still be checking that she got kids under 10 to take care of so she can't make it to jury duty, and i am her youngest kid @ damn me 27 yrs old lmao
and mzp send him a love note that describes how nasty yall gon be tonight, hubby get off on the texts and shit i be sending and i ain't bout to do none of the shit i be saying
yeah write him a dirty love letter ms. p..the more descriptive the better.they love that ish
^^^^LMMFAO, u wrong fa' that
LOL @ Chrissy...u betta do that freaky ish for ur thuggy hubby!!..lol
Why I wish I had a thuggy hubby just so I could call him my thuggy hubby?..lol
@ K, I kno you got some suggestions!..lol
Why he was so ashy the other day his legs and feet looked like Gary Coleman's hands?..LMAO!
WHy he was like I just hit the power spots that people gon see?
Why am I always tryna molest him? But it be right after he put his work clothes on...
Why his bro was walkin thru the house yesterday screamin "Turn em Off" like Teddy P be sayin in the song?...LMAO!
Why I'm gon put in my letta that I want it in all my holes?...LMAO! j/k...hahahahahaha!
Why I'm gon put in my letta that I want it in all my holes?...LMAO! j/k...hahahahahaha!
^^^^^lmmfao why you gon have that man @ work with a damn hard on and he can't move till it go down....
Why Chrissy still talking about she 27 with her sexy 37 year old ass!
Why Teddy P scaring girls into turning off the mfing lights?
Scary ho be like "Okay Mr. Pendergrass!"
lol..lol. @ shot
Why Chrissy still talking about she 27 with her sexy 37 year old ass!
^^^^lmao and if i am 37 then you 72 love.....
Why Notch used to write Shot dirty letters with typos like
Dear Shot,
I nawt oyu to muc over all my pinnles!!!!
By time Shot decipher, thrill is gone.
THEN Notch be putting unrelated shit in her erotic letters: Shot, I gently cup your sack in my hands and start to lick...what it mean when your transmission be like GRRRREEEERROAROARRROARRRR? I think my clutch slipping! Your know Quan be working on cars? he say he'll fix it for $150! That a good price Shot?
Shot?
Shot?
why it's so damn hot in here i think i'm having a hot flash?
why ain't nobody told me the a/c ain't working?
Why at 22 i thought i was going thru the change..lol
Why Bahama NEED to worry about her perky nipples showing thru her sweaty thin blouse?
Why air man in the place keep coming up to her smiling ass asking stupid questions?
"You hear anything about us not working next Tuesday. I don't know either. Can I borrow your lotion?"
"@ K, I kno you got some suggestions!..lol"
shyt, r u gonna actually do the things??? lol thas the question...cuz if thats ya man u can get freaky..lol u know what u gone do to him don't ask me, you would have his azz leavin work early on ya azz!!!
Why does Kali saying "shyt, r u gonna actually do the things???" sound like a freaky erotic drumroll leading up to some unheard of shit that'll blow your mind and back out?
Kali: Okay first you need two live goats and some week old dill pickle juice.....
LOL! @ K...
Yea I came up with a couple thangs..lol..so I'll make sure he read it b4 he comes to get me tonight...
Why my boss left out earlier today, but then just came back and messed up my plans to sneak out a lil early?
Why I'm so glad I gotta 1/2 day tomorro?
Why at 22 i thought i was going thru the change..lol
^^^^why i'm sooooo mad at this ?
"Why does Kali saying "shyt, r u gonna actually do the things???" sound like a freaky erotic drumroll leading up to some unheard of shit that'll blow your mind and back out?"
LMMFAO!!!! oMg!!!
shyt at least you got half a day tomorrow...i don't get off until 8pm!!!
why i wanna know why MzP got a half a day tomm, hell i gotta be here till 5 shit's not fair lol....
bish, 5???? i wish i got off at 5!!!! lol
Why is it like 9 in the morning Chrissy's time and we about to get off work?
MzP gets off a 1/2 before all holidays...that's why i luv my job!
plus the happy hour we have on fridays...beer and free food...WOOHOO!!
^ ahhhhhhhhh shuttup Purp..LOL u braggin and my azz gone be sittin here lookin dumb thinkin "dayum Purp got off early today...and she got that good happy hour to look forward to friday" LMMFAO
AND u gettin dyck? I'm done with you!!! LOL
Why is it like 9 in the morning Chrissy's time and we about to get off work?
^^^^ lmmfao it's 4 here thank ya kindly, why you always fucking with me shot.....
wait tho K, i thought you had a man ready for round 2 that's some dyck ain't it, lmao or are you even gon waste ya time....
I get off in 24 minutes..i gotta go to the mall and find something cute to wear tomorrow, they(local radio station) are having a bowling party...should be fun...Kali and the goons gone be off in that Bit' lol
"wait tho K, i thought you had a man ready for round 2 that's some dyck ain't it, lmao or are you even gon waste ya time...."
HELL NAH, like i said i am too horny to be letting him PLAY with me like that...cuz that shyt was a tease for me and a nut for him!!! I don't think so!!!
I'm gonna wait until i get married...men are the "debil" LOL
lmmfao the debil.....you stoopid fa that shit K....they are evil tho
LOL @ K...gurl I be in here like Damn is it FRIDAY yet??
& Go'on now and break that boy off! He prob built up a lil stamina for you...LMAO!
"& Go'on now and break that boy off! He prob built up a lil stamina for you...LMAO!"
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIle..NO, I KNOW he thinkin he is getting some...now mind you b4 we did it this last tim i had JUST told him that i was not gonna do him because i like him and i won't settle for being his fukk friend..LMMFAO my weak azz...but farreal farreal it ain't nothing because he proved me right, i can't settle cuz it ain't bout shyt! but nah like i said thats my nigguh
LMAO @ Chriss..u know bammy be sayin that shyt..lol
we have done it maybe a total of 5 times...man fukk that shyt..lol
on another note why did "L" send me a message sayin "let me put it off in ya"
I know i told y'all he is gutta tho..lol I replyin
ummmmmmmmmm put what???
for some reason i don't think i an sex him...it's just too close for home...LMAO if he and D disn't know each other though i would cuz this drought shyt is for the birds!
I'm off y'all!!!!! holla atcha in tha A.M.!!!
correction: "let a nigga come drop it in ya"
*blinks* DA HELL???
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