Why Wednesday

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

pic: googlefied snitches!

Chrissy's Whys


*Why i hate my job some days


*Why i hate it when big black women think they can intimidate my ass by talking loud, making me get even louder

*Why yall prolly like what is Chrissy talking bout lol


*Why i am STILL tripping offa re re's flappers


*Why i like Pleasure P new song


*Why i bet no one but me even know who he is, or cares for that matter, lol...



Bammy's Whys


~Why i know who Pleasure P is?


~Why one my homegirls use to mess with one of them goblin looking nucca's in that group?


~Why i don't feel like working?


~Why i worked all of last week and most of this week and I am TIRED!


~Why I think I'mma talk in why's all day?


~Why i'm about to go to the drug room where I work and take some night time tylenol and go in my car and sleep?



~Why i'm just saying that, i know i won't..But the thought sounds good.



~Why is it only 9 something in the morning and i feel like I can eat a whole meal?



~Why is now time for you to tell us your Why's?

104 comments:

Anonymous said...

why i'm waiting on yall why's and yall ain't came throo yet

Anonymous said...

Why do I like Pleasure P too?

Why are his songs are better than everything Pretty Ricky ever put out?


Why don't I have anything to eat in the house?

Why, when you move away, parents try to get you to move back home?

Why when you are at home, they can't wait for you to leave?

Why the people that need to get their shit together always think that they have everything together?

Why are little children so grown these days?

Why parents dress their kids like grown hoochies and then get upset when they find out how early the child starts being "active"?

Anonymous said...

Why when you gettin down with a dude he always gotta piss right when you hittin your stride?

Why if a chick wanted to go and have a bathroom break in the middle of some head he just might let her piss herself?

Why the samples people at costco always think they really doin something... Microwaving hot pockets?

Why I used to take 4ths and 5ths thinkin I was slick by puttin on different jackets and shit and changin my voice?

Bahama said...

why i'm bout to drop kick my computer?

why i still got work to do today?

why is this working thing is over rated?

why i think i need an ice tea to wake me up

why i'm starting to get excited that foozeball season is starting?

why i'm in 2 leagues already?

why am i so sleepy?

Anonymous said...

Why, when you move away, parents try to get you to move back home?
^^^^why my momma STILL trying to get me to come home with my kids

why i am like man please

why i am glad that my love of Pleasure P is shared by many, lmao

Bahama said...

why my darkskin co worker got on bright blue contacts...know her a$$ ain't got no blue eyes

n0days0ff said...

why the dude who sells bagels outside my job always wanna put on a comedy show? just sell me my plain bagel cream cheese and shut up

Kaliente said...

Why is my right eye dry as hell(contacts)

why the eyedrops not helpin lol

why am i sooooooooooooo hornay?

why did i sign up for OT today

why i need a black?

why i'm finna stop smokin!

why i promised "D" i would see him this weekend?

why i want "L" to ask me out on another date

why is my neck still hurting?

n0days0ff said...

whjy kali have so many male friends and her necks hurting? lol

n0days0ff said...

why i always stretch my 3 mon supply of contacts damn near 5 mon?

Kaliente said...

"whjy kali have so many male friends and her necks hurting? lol"


LMMFAO, efF-U-B...haha but nah i slept wrong or somthing..lol

Anonymous said...

Why my man make me feel like a nympho cuz he be tryin to take me out and I just wanna lock his ass up in a room somewhere?

Why my man call me a baller?

Why I wish he would get a job?

Why I don't care cuz his job is between my legs?

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Why Shot fall up in tha spot with a snifter of Paul Mayson!

Damn some Paul Muhsahn! Shot got that bootleg brandy!

Anonymous said...

"why my darkskin co worker got on bright blue contacts...know her a$$ ain't got no blue eyes


^^^ Why I bet that looks scary as hell?


Why don't someone tell puffy's mom that her weave and contacts are not hot?

n0days0ff said...

why they about to start calling kali a blockhead?

why my supervisors be talking about if they can borrow me for a day like im a cup of sugar?

n0days0ff said...

why i never meet girls like dieselle?

Kaliente said...

"why they about to start calling kali a blockhead?"

WTF is a blockhead???

why i feel like i'mma cuss ya azz out cuz u gone say something smart

Kaliente said...

Why i feel like ya azz still salty about that post about ur wedding cuz u goin hard on me today?

HotSauce!! said...

why diesell got my rolling on the damn floor talking bout why he can't get a job

why i wish my man would get a job too

why i feel like putting my man on a payroll and pimping him out on the street and calling him my bottom hoe

why i miss why wednesday's like it's the most popping spot in the world

why i wish i can jump out my office window so i can take sick leave and not have to work

why i don't feel like blogging anything but video's of people pissing me off all day

why i'm addicted to facebook

why i'm addicted to my blackberry

why i feel like going for a swim in a body of wated infested with killer sharks just so i can not have to go back to work EVER

Anonymous said...

why is it fuck with chrissy day today????

Anonymous said...

why i wish my man would get a job too
^^^^^lmmfatfo why i wanna know how many of us got an out of work man????

n0days0ff said...

WTF is a blockhead???

why i feel like i'mma cuss ya azz out cuz u gone say something smart


a blockhead is a chick who gives the whole block head.

why am i about to stop messing with kali before i get my azz donkeykonged

Anonymous said...

why is it why wednesday and not freestyle friday, cause I'm ready for the weekend.

why do I just wanna sleep today

why this nice breeze couldn't come 2 nights ago

why half my family forget by b-day this year

why it don't really bother me to be 30 now

why I got so many whys today

why does DMX have a court appointed lawyer

n0days0ff said...

why all the women on here hate their job and none of the dudes work?

why do i feel pressure to act like i hate my job so no one thinks im saditty?

why do i hate my job?

Anonymous said...

why am I dying off the definition of blockhead..LMAO

Kaliente said...

why hotsauce tom'bout getting eaten alive...lol

why ur job ain't that bad...unless u work in a callcenter..like me:(

why i wanna be curled up in my bed right now..sleeping next to "L"

why don't ask me where that came from..lol

Anonymous said...

why do I like my job

why does n0daysoff think liking her job is saditty

Anonymous said...

Why did I think I heard firecrackers the other night even though the 4th of July is over?

Why do people insist on doing their major grocery shopping at the Family Dollar?

Anonymous said...

why yall tripping today in here, lol a damn blockhead i am dying offa that shit...

Anonymous said...

why does n0daysoff think liking her job is saditty
^^^^^lmmfao why nodays a man...

Anonymous said...

why I ain't know that n0daysoff is a man

Bahama said...

why yall got me LOL'n?

why i lurves why wednesday?

why it's the best day ever?

why they should make this into a VH1 spin off to best week ever?

n0days0ff said...

why I ain't know that n0daysoff is a man



why am i waiting for kali to cook up a smart azz answer for that?

n0days0ff said...

rebel78 said...
why do I like my job

why does n0daysoff think liking her job is saditty


why i didnt want to be left out?everybody cant be in here talmbout i wish it was the weekend and im in here talmbout the free lunch table they set up outside my office.chrissy gutta,i might get jumped

Anonymous said...

Why I asked my man what he knew how to do and he said slangin cuz he had authority issues?

Why I told him sellin ass was a option?

Why I feel like a trick cuz I be payin for every damn thing all the time?

Why I wonder why n0days wanna holla at a girl like me?

Why when me and my man were gonna go to the mall we strategized for a good 20 minutes about where he could get it?

Why I'm still planning to go shoppin with this other nigga cuz he blow stacks on me?

Why I don't care how my nigga feels cuz he don't pay bills therefore he don't make decisions?

Why that sound like I was talkin bout my son or some shit?

Anonymous said...

Why, I wish I had a job *praying for interviews*


Why is Frankie's tender young thang cute?

Why am I not mad?

n0days0ff said...

Why I wonder why n0days wanna holla at a girl like me?


Why I feel like a trick cuz I be payin for every damn thing all the time?

Why when me and my man were gonna go to the mall we strategized for a good 20 minutes about where he could get it?




why are you answering your own question?

Anonymous said...

.chrissy gutta,i might get jumped
^^^^^why i been waiting on my new partner to get @ me so i can get @ his SUPER ghetto ass

why nodays prolly more gutta than me and his girl put together

why i bet he STILL eating number 2's with a large sprite for dinner

why i bet all his nice glasses come from crown royal liquor packages the kind that have the liquor and the 2 glasses with it

why i KNOW his ass know what i am talking bout

Kaliente said...

"a blockhead is a chick who gives the whole block head."

WHy u just confirmed that u still salty about that shyt..how u gone call ur sis a blockhead???

i'm a good girl, not a floozy!

i'm finna donkey kong ya azz in a minute and rebel don't be laughin at his azz! LOL

n0days0ff said...

Why I'm still planning to go shoppin with this other nigga cuz he blow stacks on me?

Why I don't care how my nigga feels cuz he don't pay bills therefore he don't make decisions


never mind

Bahama said...

why do men look at women like we are pieces of meat?

why does that make me uncomfortable

why i don't think i would mind so much if the men were cute?

why i missed hotsauce? No homo

why is no homo still funny to me?

n0days0ff said...

^^^^^why i been waiting on my new partner to get @ me so i can get @ his SUPER ghetto ass




i'm finna donkey kong ya azz in a minute



why n0days0ff should have took today off. AND I DONT EAT MCDONALDS FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!.........unless i want to

Anonymous said...

Why did I call outta work today??

Why I left a message with bosslady?

Why I was talking real fast and hurried up and hung up the phone?

Why did it feel so good to be off today?

Why I'm starving?

Why everynight this week I ate, sipped on some coughee and fell asleep, dead to the world?

Kaliente said...

"why I ain't know that n0daysoff is a man



why am i waiting for kali to cook up a smart azz answer for that?

LMAO why i ain't got one, cuz at first i ain't know u was a dude either

n0days0ff said...

Why did I call outta work today??


why is purp still on 2 ditzy just like she would have been if she was at work?

n0days0ff said...

why is there a pic of chrissy snow on the 2 ditzy banner?

why does that mean shes bammys boss?

why bammy could say the wrong thing and get her account deleted by chrissy?

Bahama said...

why you trying to start drama Nodayz? huh?

why chrissy snow is both chrissy an my's idol?

why are we proud of our ditzyness?

lol

HotSauce!! said...

why dieselle is writing the story of my life when she talking about her man

why he talking about getting married and that nigga don't got two copper coins to rub together

why i keep rolling my eyes are the computer screen when he send me an email

why he sending emails and not circle want ads in the paper.

why i wish it were freestyle fridays too so that i can go to the club sans my man and get LIT up and make a sext scene outside the club.

why this old man baller want to take me to lunch and buy me shit but my man want to know my wearabouts all the time

why dieselle and I need to write a book and call it "when your man don't have a job..."

why i can't find something else to title the book

n0days0ff said...

why my girl watch csi and swear she a forensics expert?

why she says if she caught me cheating she could kill me and get away with it?

why i shouldnt have told kali that?

Anonymous said...

Why I'm laughin at n0days not wantin to holla cuz he thinkin I chest?

Why I'm laughin on the inside cuz I have this simp nigga buy me lingerie I wear for my man?

Why I fucks with the snifters that come with a box of hen?

Why I die laughin at boxed wine?

Why I think its a keg for the bougie?

Why I really wanna be up on my man right about now?

Why he won't send me a pic of the tat I bought for him?

Why I know he better man up and get through the pain cuz I get mine rain or shine?

n0days0ff said...

Why I'm laughin on the inside cuz I have this simp nigga buy me lingerie I wear for my man?


why you cant trust a woman cause she gonna do wrong then rationalize it till she feels its ok?

why i now wanna see a receipt for all my girls lingerie?

why i hope kali skip over this post?

Anonymous said...

Why me and hotsauce need to write a book called, if you aint got no job get ya stamina up cuz you need to be a beast in the sheets?

Why if a nigga got good dick ill listen to his story?

Why I feel what n0days tombout with the CSI?

Why I feel that's dumb goin to jail cuz your man got outside lovin?

Why don't you just get some of your own?

Why I got the sex drive of a man?

Why I can't go buck wild with my man cuz I don't want him to start quizzing me about just where I learned to do that thing with my hips?

Why chicks always got to ration out the sex?

Kaliente said...

"why she says if she caught me cheating she could kill me and get away with it?"

why ya girl the type to be like"letmesmellyadyck?"

why she the type that would be sittin in the living room in the dark waiting with a butcher knife

why u gave Stella her groove back?

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Why is this so true:

One day fish swimming in lake, look up see fly but not notice Shot holding fishing line with plastic fly attached over water.

"If fly would only come down four inches I could jump and get it and
have my lunch."

At same time bear watching the fish from the woods thinking,
"If fly would just come down four inches, that fish would jump up and
get it and I could go out and get the fish and have my lunch."

At same time hunter watching the bear thinking,
"If that fly would lower four inches, fish would jump up and get it,
bear would come out of the woods and get fish, and I could put down my nasty government cheese
sandwich and shoot the bear."

At exaxt same time mouse watching all this, and saying to himself,
"If that fly would lower itself four inches, that fish would jump up and get
it, the bear would come out of the woods and get the fish, the hunter would
put down his sandwich and shoot the bear, and I could go and get the hunters
sandwich and have my lunch."

Now at exactly same time, Chrissy's cat watching this thinking,
"If that fly would just lower itself four inches, the fish would jump up and
get it, the bear would run out and get the fish, the hunter would set down
his sandwich and shoot the bear, the mouse would go for the hunter's
sandwich, and I could go and catch the mouse and have my lunch!"

So all of this happens..... Shot lets plastic fly come down four inches, fish jumps up
and gets fly, bear comes out of woods and gets fish,
hunter sets down cheese sandwich and shoots bear, the mouse gets the hunter's
sandwich, and Chrissy's cat starts running towards mouse, but on way to eat mouse, the
cat slips and falls into lake!

The moral of the story is.....
Shot lower his fly four inches and Chrissy's pussy gets wet.

n0days0ff said...

why is kali treating me like usher when my girl is only 3 mon older than me?

why i know what the ladies on here talmbout cause i would be such a baller if not for my girl?

why i would be so fly if i was single?

why i would be stuck up if i was single?

why i would never leave her?

KALI LEAVE MY BABY ALONE!!

Anonymous said...

Why I don't need my man to take care of me cuz I take care of myself?

Why I don't mind payin for him cuz I do that for my people?

Why I could find a nigga ready to trick anywhere but good head is priceless?

Why my man still got me on a leash like he run shit?

Why was he suspicious of my bed, thinkin everybody done been up in it, talkin bout gettin one of those 60 minutes blacklights?

Why sex in public gotta be illegal?

Why a lot of laws just be playa hating?

Kaliente said...

"why is kali treating me like usher when my girl is only 3 mon older than me?"

why u said u was late 20s n i could have SWORN ur azz said ol girl was in her 40s!!!! don't make me find the post! ah hell i don't feel like lookin though

why y'all remind me of bebes kids..LMAO why u shouldn't have made that blockhead comment cuz i'mma go hard on ya azz allday!

HotSauce!! said...

why u said u was late 20s n i could have SWORN ur azz said ol girl was in her 40s!!!! don't make me find the post! ah hell i don't feel like lookin though

^^^ why that's a big ass age differnce??? dayum

why nodays make me laugh when he said if i was single id be so fly...

why can't nodays be fly with a boo

why when you comment in a blog with the same peole you feel like you know them

why i watch CSI and wondering why there is still so many unsolved mysteries in the real word.

Anonymous said...

Why nO days gotta talk bout me??

Why he don't kno that I luv Why Wed, and I have to come thru!?

Why I haven't been gettin any d*ck lately?

Why I'm gon slip my boo a mickey and we gon f*ck all nigh long tonight?

Why I just came back from gettin somethin to eat and it was a fridge in my hallway?

Why its for my apt?

Why did I have to call the Rental Office yesterday and cuss them out for taking they sweet ass time to come look at our fridge?

Why I threaten to call the BBB on they ass?

Why those lil hoodrats in the Rental Office take they job to they head and act all stank?

Why I wanna kick both they stank asses?

Anonymous said...

why im glad that summer school is ova?

why everybody tatlking bout sex?

why i still aint getting none?

why they make period commericals look like having a period aint that bad?

why i cant wait to 1:00 so i can have a drink?

Anonymous said...

why i missed too many damn why's to even think bout reading em.....

n0days0ff said...

why nodays make me laugh when he said if i was single id be so fly...

why can't nodays be fly with a boo


cause its always bills and kids gotta eat and i cant be as fly as i used to be.running up in the dry cleaners every day.now im just dingy

n0days0ff said...

why u said u was late 20s n i could have SWORN ur azz said ol girl was in her 40s!!!! don't make me find the post! ah hell i don't feel like lookin though


why yous a lie?

why chrissy like getting kissed with the twat mouth?

Anonymous said...

Why grey goose askin why we talkin bout sex?

Why that question make me wonder just how long its been since goose got some...?

Why nobody understand how expensive it is to be with somebody?

Why I feel n0days pain?

Why I aint bought myself shit yet with all my overtime money except newports and condoms?

Anonymous said...

why if my man kiss me in the mouth after he came from between my thick thighs, imma let him

why nodays said he dingy and he know he flyer than a fucking jet plane

why only ballers get to eat mickey d's air damn day

why imma ask nodays, my new homeboy in the ghetto ass hood if he ever take that sprite, and pour it in them crown royal glasses, not the old ones, but the new good ones yall just got

Anonymous said...

Why aint nothin wrong wit that twat mouth cuz that's my shit?

Why my man don't care if I kiss him after rockin his mic?

Why I love surprising him with that shit, like while he playin fight night?

Why if that nigga cheat ill know his ass is slow cuz he aint gettin better than me?

n0days0ff said...

why er' woman on here including chrissys popeyes treating ass seem to be giving their man plenty bread and supporting him but my girl can only tell me how much the girls ballet lessons be?

why ima tell her when i get home she need to be supporting me like the ditzy broads be doing.why chrissy wont let bammy put a pic up in the banner and dont let her post that much?

why this site aint called one ditzy oreo mcflurry buying broad?

Anonymous said...

why nodays playing talking bout his girls ballet lesons knowing they ghetto cheerleaders like my daughter is

why nodays need to give his girl thighs more attention cept on her b-day and presidents day, and his ass will soon see the mcflurries coming in

why nodays just don't know that w/o bammy this blog would so not be possible, she is the brains behind this operation we got poppin'

Anonymous said...

Why n0days don't bring that suga mama quality out his woman?

Why dudes always wanna be a boss but babied too?

Why I gotta be somebodys wifey mama provider and ho?

Anonymous said...

why dieselle right bout that shit

why yall dudes wanna run this, talk noise bout that, KNOWING we run it all cause pu$$y is power and yall can't resist it....

n0days0ff said...

Why n0days don't bring that suga mama quality out his woman?


how? she got kids and dont make much

why i think dieselle bout to tell me put my girl on the stroll?

Anonymous said...

Why I'm watching the Fisrt 48?

Why this black lady that work on here think she so fly??

Why she always sashay'n around the hood in them heels?

Why I kno her feet be dead at the end of a days work?

Why she got choppy baby teeth?

Why I hate to see people with overgrown gums?

Why that shit gross me out??

Kaliente said...

"Why this black lady that work on here think she so fly??"

Why u tom'bout Sgt. Caroline Mason..LMAO

why on 1 episode she was curlinf her hair at her desk n i was like WTF? LMAo she is good tho!!!! she be gettin them niggahz to sang like birds!

n0days0ff said...

Why dudes always wanna be a boss but babied too?

why yall got it backwards?

why we gotta take care of yall even when yall got yall own sh?

why oh why?

why chrissy only let bammy type in that little blue box on the front page?

why i dont need to be babied and only wish females just take care of their self?

why if i left my girl some goldigging skeezer would work her way into my pockets anyway and id be right back where i started?

504 said...

why they got too many why's UP IN HERE up in here ?

why i wish i was in my bed snoring ?

why if crack kills, don't people die after a plumber leaves ?

why i know that was hella stoopid but don't give a damn & don't give a fuck ?

why i think i'mma OD offa good times & all things related to good times ?

why ain't nobody waiting for my why's ?

why ya'll need to be asking for my whys ?

why my arm hurts but feel like knocking a nugga out ?

why i'm sooo hungry i could eat some peas & car-rets ?

why re re flapjacks gave me heartburn in the evening & nightmares at night ?

why i bet ya'll wondering who the eff is re re ?

why is re re aretha franklin & her flapjacks is her 8 mile boobies ?

why i think ya'll oughtta marinate on my whys for a lil bit ?

Kaliente said...

"why re re flapjacks gave me heartburn in the evening & nightmares at night ?"

Why I knew wtf u was tom'bout b4 u said it was Aretha..LMAO

why she do that tho?

why she gotta be like a ummmmmmmmmm z cup

why she don't wear bras

why why why

Kaliente said...

wait.......LMAO did u type "8 mile boobies"


---------------------------------


I'm -done- y'all!!!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

why on 1 episode she was curlinf her hair at her desk n i was like WTF? LMAo she is good tho!!!! she be gettin them niggahz to sang like birds!

^^^^^^why that bitch irk me tho

why the lady in miami is oogly as hell yall know what i am talking bout since yall watch that show

why i told hubby we need to fucking move cause Dallas is profiled waaaaaaay too much on the first 48

Anonymous said...

lmmfao K why me and bobble was like she wear a ZZZ cup long

Anonymous said...

Why n0days know good and hell well a man wanna be catered to and he needs to stop playin himself?

Why if a woman take care of herself she scare off a man?

Even if they are bitch niggas?

Why if a woman aint got her money straight on the other hand, she GOT to be lookin for a handout?

Why I buy my man what he wants because I love him and I can do that but he fly enough to respect me and my money but not let me play him like a punk?

504 said...

bobble, why i wish i could get our re re convo published ?

why that was the funniest shit eva ?

why she gave us SO MUCH material to work with ?

Kaliente said...

"lmmfao K why me and bobble was like she wear a ZZZ cup long"



LMMFAO, plz stop!!! HAHA

504 said...

why she needs a tub for each boobie & a tub for the rest of her ?

Anonymous said...

why i'm sippin on some wine already?

why before the night is over i will be at the liquor store smiling up in the chinese man face?

why i think he is so cute even though he wear the same shirt everyday and he so skinny??

why they sell liqour on sundays blatenly in front of cops?

Anonymous said...

why i wanna know how a skinny chinese man with no clothes is cute lmmfao

Anonymous said...

Why chrissy need to learn everybody looks cute when they got liquor on deck?

Why me and mzpurp need to go find snazzy and give him a glass of something strong?

Why I'm worried hell start biking drunk?

Anonymous said...

Why chrissy need to learn everybody looks cute when they got liquor on deck?
^^^^^lmmfao why it's gon have to be bout 5 bottles of goose for me to wanna get with a dude who owns one shirt...

n0days0ff said...

smokey voice

YOU KNOW YOU DONE BEEN WITH A DUDE WITH ONE SHIRT BEFO

Anonymous said...

lmmfao nodays why you right but i eventually upgraded that nigga to 5 shirts, one for every day of the work week, the weekends he gotta be shirt-less...

Anonymous said...

Why if I was drunk and had gone for a long enough period without some lovin I'd look at that one shirt dude and be like damn well he found somethin that works for him and he stickin wit it dammit!

Why I choose to move past his empty closet and focus on that big pretty bottle of hen in the background?

What's the difference between ignoring nasty ass one outfit nigga cuz he got likka and actually listen to fake now and later gators dude at the club talk about his boring ass temp job cuz he bought you one long island iced tea?

Why I just get drunk beforehand so I don't have to deal with dudes and wake up in the morning next to TOOTHLESS fake now n later gators nigga?

Anonymous said...

Why if I was drunk and had gone for a long enough period without some lovin I'd look at that one shirt dude and be like damn well he found somethin that works for him and he stickin wit it dammit!

Why I choose to move past his empty closet and focus on that big pretty bottle of hen in the background?

What's the difference between ignoring nasty ass one outfit nigga cuz he got likka and actually listen to fake now and later gators dude at the club talk about his boring ass temp job cuz he bought you one long island iced tea?

Why I just get drunk beforehand so I don't have to deal with dudes and wake up in the morning next to TOOTHLESS fake now n later gators nigga?

Anonymous said...

at the club talk about his boring ass temp job cuz he bought you one long island iced tea?
^^^^^it's a fucking wrap fa me yall, dieselle done did it, and i am DOA offa that shit there...lmmfatfo tell bobble to handle all funeral arrangements

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ dieselle!!

Why I saw Snazzy last week too, sitting on these lil benches like he was on somebody lunch break??

Why I think he like the lil attitudinal bartendar I told ya'll bout?

Why I went in there yesterday and she was pissed cuz she had been in there all mornin and afternoon and had only made $40?

Why I wish I was a bartendar?

Why I would make everybody drink so strong that they would be comin back for more givin me all they rent money??

Why instead of lunch dates, me and my gurls make drinkin dates??

Why me and my gurl textin back n forth bout drinkin already today?

Why I would go to a bar now, if I wasn't scared I'd b drunk and sleep by 7 pm?

Anonymous said...

why I think shot would still be tryna holla at chrissy even at her funeral?

Why he leanin towards the casket whisperin sweet nothings and promises of eternal paradise in his bed through the wood grain?

Anonymous said...

Why I wanna talk to Snazzy and learn the secret to his homeless man swagger?

Why I'd buy him a drink but I aint tryna be nonodys designated biker?

Anonymous said...

why I think shot would still be tryna holla at chrissy even at her funeral?
^^^^^lmmfao why you prolly right

why he know he can get it tho cause he my boo, dead or alive lmao

Anonymous said...

Why I wanna talk to Snazzy and learn the secret to his homeless man swagger?

Why I'd buy him a drink but I aint tryna be nonodys designated biker?
^^^^^why dieselle going on my can't fuck with you no more list lmmfao

Anonymous said...

why my friend just told me that she took her puppy to get his baby teeth pulled today?

why i asked "don't they just fall out?

why i also asked her if he gon look like a snag-a-tooth teddy bear?...lol

why do he so small but he humps the end of her comforter??

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why i will never understand the whole "i love my dog thing"

why imma ask if dogs have health/ and dental insurance...

why that is the only way a dog i owned would get to the vet otherwise them baby teeth gon be there till they fall the hell out....lmao

Anonymous said...

why i'm watchin the 20 greatest celeb fights?

why they got the time when pumkin spit on new york?

why when they show it in slow mo, it look like the wad of spit went right into new york mouth?

why it also look like she just slurp's it up like its some nut?

why i would have tried to kill that gurl if she spit on me?

to the fellas: why do nutz get all tight in a ball? chrissy says its because they about to explode...is that the only reason?

Kaliente said...

why when i was 19 i used to bartend...

why when t-pain cam out with that bartender song i was like "damn why this couldn't have been out when i was tendin"

lmao

why i used to be puttin extra liquor in pplz drink

why the owner was this black man who thought he was soooooooo cool...so i used to not give a dayum bout givin away his liquor that he paid for...

why one time they had a party and they was buyin bottles of remy...why they left like half a bottle

why y'all know i took that shyt home!

LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

Why does my momma insist on dragging me everywhere she goes like im years old?

Why does she know the best way to get me to do anything is to bride my ass with food?

Why is my stalker still telling me that he thinks about me nite and day like AL B.?

Anonymous said...

Why is my stalker still telling me that he thinks about me nite and day like AL B.?
^^^^^why i want you to tell that nigga to take that corn and pop it lmmfao

504 said...

why i came in back here just in time to die of this shit down here ??


chrissy snow said...
Why is my stalker still telling me that he thinks about me nite and day like AL B.?
^^^^^why i want you to tell that nigga to take that corn and pop it lmmfao

this sh!t better work..lmao