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Freestyle Friday
Friday, August 1, 2008
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20 comments:
micrafone check mica micrafona checka
gimmie a burga & make it a double decka
gimmie a surprise
& throw in some cajun curly fries
oh boo you made a mistake
i can't drank a milkshake
so take that shit back
b4 i have a shit attack
too much info
yeah i know, so
let's keep this going right
bring me some tea if not a cold sprite
yep all this for me
if you can't tell i'm hun-ga-ree !
why you wanna come in talking bout food? an you know i stay hungry...lmao
cause bammy i am too
that's all i could think of to do
1, 2,
uh buckle my, uh shoe
yabba doo
nigga who
get out my view
you ain't my boo
because ya poo
what u can do
is grab a clue
& get to chew
because i knew
me not for you
only a few
can make me oooo
you make me blue
your mind stuck like glue
so take this cue
exit left, i'm through !
i'm not really a rapping mood/i went downstairs and got me some food/some stale chips/cuz hunger is a serious thing/really good food will make you sing/i'mma stop now/with these wack lines/cuz what?/wackness should be a crime
well bammykins,
since my rhymes are wack too, let's make this wacky freestyle friday then !
(like how i rhymed that up)
Guess who it is? The lyrical Master
Come to adopt you nursery rhyme Bastards
Coming on this blog with a rhyme that's so silly
Have you eatin everything like that goat named Billy
I'm the bully on here, in this Blog City
A lotta yaw don't know, but I can steal milk outta Titty
I'm good like that and can get you what you desire
I get Social Security checks from women that retire
It's nothing for me cuz my mind is criminal
Call you an IDIOT to ya face, yep subliminal
You aint even get it, your just shakin ya head
While I'm laughin inside, wanting to bust yo head
Breakin and entering while you takin a shower
Helpin myself in less than a half hour
Hustle so hard and sell you yo own sh!t back
Having you talkin to ya'self, "How'd He dew dat?"
It was easy for me cuz I took what you missed
I need to see my P.O. Who got some clean Piss?
LMMFAO p TALKING LIKE HE GOT A RECORD SHEET OR SOMETHING AND WHY YO' ASS ONLY COME THROO HERE ON FRIDAYS? YOU DON'T LIKE OUR BLOG MONDAY -THURSDAYS
Ha ha ha! Look yaw it's Chrissy
Don't know bout yaw, but sound like she miss me
"Oh P, where you been all my life?
It wasn't my plan to become dat ni99uh's wife"
Calm down Chrissy, it's nothin against you
I've been workin a lot and it resulted in a miscue
But I'm sure you can make dew without P
Yaw got a fan base, I'm hear for the comedy
So just enjoy my 1 day Freestyle Friday visit
Think of it as a weekly arousal on ya sensitive Clizzit
Leaving you hot and definitely bothered
Make sure you don't tell nobody that yo kids I fathered
We gotta keep it cool till they turn eighteen
Can't have nobody after me, know what I mean?
If ever I meet him, I'll man up and tell him the truth
How we did it wherever, even in that phone booth
It's gonna be hard not to tell him the things that we did
Note to self: Don't mention my kids
That he been raising cuz I'm sure he'll be in disbelief
"They look just like me, right down to they teeth"
I know Mr. Snow that it's hard to believe
But Chrissy was the one that liked it on dem knees
I said tew much in this Soap Opera
I'm just a sperm donor, he's the REAL Father!
So forgot what I said, g'head and dismiss
I got $35, I still need that CLEAN PISS!
Now where was I, yeah back to the caper
Lemme tell yaw how, I came across this paper.
Came across this YT boy that made counterfeit bills
Dude had the ink and mad photoshop skills
Told him all I need was the Lincolns, you know the 5s
They don't check on them, they just let 'em slide
So here was the plan to make me some cash
I'd get change from people to get over on they A$$
"You got change for a 5? I need to get a Pop"
"Yeah, I got you Patent" with the singles, they drop
Singles in my hand and I'm ready for the strip
Slide down that pole Baby. Show me dat clit
In the champagne room is straight where I'm headed
Red light special, smell like it's sweated.
I gives her some fake 5s and she aint know the wiser
She done got my crotch wet, B!tch need a diaper
Juices flowin like Niagara Falls
But she needs to stop, Don't need blue balls
All this happened from a bunch of fake Lincolns
Got my pants all wet and that area start to stinkin
But it was well worth it cuz it didn't even cost me
Spent all that fake me actin like I'm Bossy
As I walk out the Strip, "My man! You got change?"
"Yeah I got you Son! I'm bout to do the same"
"Well enjoy my brothuh cuz the girls in there are Tipsy
They even got New Booty in there tew, Her Name?
CHRISSY!
I'm so sick of this shyt/i'm bout to yell out in rage/ these dumb az niggah ain't even on the same paaaaaaaaage...as me LMAO
Uh oh It's friday in this bytch
I'mma be smokin all weekend in this bytch...lol
every damn friday P in here wishing
talking bout me thinking he gon get it
i get tired of reading this nigga his rights
i done told him once before nigga fish ain't biting
so stop rhyming and rapping bout me on poles
when we all know you got plenty of hos
so why you still all on me is the only question
i am not bout to give you nan lap dance cause you can't even handle it
i cost too much you can't afford it, to get just a look from me, nigga you gon have to take out a 2nd mortgage
Chrissy Snow the Stripper bring all ya Bills
She get all the money from her unique skills
She's got degrees in the Stripper game no doubt
Ni99uhs leave the club with an open mouf
She's educated making ni99uhs Holluh
She got a G.E.D. cuz she Getn Everybody's Dollar!
Ni99uhs, DJs, Owners and B!tches tew
She rent out stadiums from the sh!t she dew
Place be packed with female haters
Her Theme song? "It's Time For the Percolator!"
Where the ufck is Shot that's what people be asking
On the beach with Bammy in the Bahams basking
Not like she need a tan but she damn sure need this man
So Shot Moby Dicked thadass right there on the sand
Where the ufck is that ni99a named Shot?
Riding 504's mocha booty in a cajun jukejoint spot spot
She the best at making Shot's cream rise to tha top
When she wobbley wobbley dr-drop it like it's hooooottt
Where the ufck is Shot the Master, the Sensei
Out in Cali str8 banging K@liente
She strung on Shot's love -no matter what her friends say
Cuz Shot eat her refreshing extra cool coochie that's mintay!
Now where the ufck is that SureShot ni99a
Up in NYC chasing ta-tas - go figure
What's he rubbing on her tits - did Shot pull his trigger?
It damn sure aint buttermilk - them tits can't get no bigger!
Where the ufck is Shot? Doing some Texas house cleaning
Working both sides of Chrissy's walls at once - get the meaning?
We quiet in D-Town but at her real crib she be screaming
And her peeps be like, "Buford! Looky dat dare trailer leaning!"
lmmfao i am amd @ yall cause yall really THINK about this shit....we gon get yall some deals if it's the last thing we do....imma call suge knight see if he looking for some recruits to sign....
amd=mad
Bam! Damn why this chick so fly
Always got a smile a gleam in her eye
Presonality that can light up the sky
Juicy round booty and sexy thighs
Bam Damn why you so cool
Why you in a bikini make Sureshot drool
I try to play it off, "Girl you know I act a fool"
That's why I be underwater bumping into you headfirst at the pool
Bam Damn why this tramp so mean
Why when Chrissy riding Shot she always cramp the scene
And rub Shot balls then lap them clean
And make Shot sling Chrissy ass up in the ceiling fan like a trampoline?
Why Bammy- why Bam?!?!
W-w-w-w-w-why Bam - hot damn!
You make a ni99a say
W-ww-w-why Bam you so fly Bam!
I try to leave you but tomorrow it's "Hi Bam!" That's my Bam!
lol why bammy ain't in here responding to this lyrical madness
Shot got a new album coming out called "Flat Tires = Nappy Heads!" Make sure you cop that! It's coming out this weekend!
I'm tired as fuck
Friday and I'm trying to get drunk
Smoke a fattie before I came in
Going to Jazzercise to get thin
That is my life in a hot 4
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