Top Ten Reasons Why...

Friday, August 8, 2008

pic: goolgefied snitches!!!



Feamles get on my last good nerve! I've had it up to here with some of my female co-workers.


10.Catty - Always want to fight over something or someone.


9. Talk too damn much. What? we do, why you think there are more female bloggers than there are males? Nuff said.



8.Sneaky - Pulling ghost moves to get with someone else's man or to set a fellow female up for a fall. That's just mean.



7. Two-Faces to the beast - Smile up in ya face but they are plotting behind your back or talking behind it.



6.Clingy-Just cause yo' ass struck up a convo with me in the ladies room bout how you love to make jewlery out of nickles in ya spare time, don't mean i wanna hear bout it ever again over lunch, we ain't friends, we are just forced to work together lady..



5.TMI-Why you think i wanna hear bout how your mom had to under go a bunion removal surgery, but she ain't leave the bandages on like she was supposed to now the thing infected and oozing pus and she can't walk and you gotta take her back to the doctor so they can stick a needle in her infected ass toe to keep it from falling off....now that is just way too much information if ya ask me

4.Nosy - Now just cause you told me the life story of ya momma pinky toe, don't mean imma bout to tell mine so stop digging for info you ain't striking gold here....

3.Green Eyed Monster -Women are the most jealous species on the planet. They will dislike you just cause you got a fine boyfriend and/or some Christian Louboutin pumps.


2.It's always bout them. Why you think Mya made that song? That's right it's all about you you you you you..No it's not! Think for other people heffa's!

1.They are just plain evil. I mean they make Damian look like a precious little baby.


And a special bonus, we have another reason. Dramatic - heffa you broke a nail the world is not ending you do not need to cry and scream a fill only cost bout 3 to 4 dolla's. Stop crying a river. And woMAN up!!


What if any are the reasons why females get on your nerves?

21 comments:

n0days0ff said...

They will dislike you just cause you got a fine boyfriend and/or some Christian Louboutin pumps.


^^^
okaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! if one more girl hates on my baby over me ima stop being fine .cause this is too much

n0days0ff said...

good post but did you really have to click on chrissy and kaliente like that? you might as well just posted their names lol

n0days0ff said...

2.It's always bout them. Why you think Mya made that song?



sisqo was on it too bammy.fuck around and unleash the dragon on all our asses

Bahama said...

LMMMFAO @ n0dayz, ahaha i got take a moment to breathe

Bahama said...

sisqo was on it too bammy.fuck around and unleash the dragon on all our asses

^^^ STOP!!! LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

why nodays know damn well the closet thing shirley got to some louboutin pumps is the bogo sale @ payless....

and all this shit is true and it apply to all us females so don't deny it ladies i know damn well i am number 1 evil as hell...

Shercole said...

i want deny it, im all about the tmi and its always about me, i wont lie thats it.

Chey said...

why the fuck my job just block me out of the chat. aint that about a bitch?

Bahama said...

YO!! lmao i forgot sensitive...lmao my co-worker is all mad cuz i didn't tell her where i was going for lunch but the heffa never tells me where she's going...i mean she is hot with me, she ain't even talking to me. ahahahahahaha sensitive thugs they all need hugs, lmao

Bahama said...

LMAO Cherish you were spending to much time in there, that's what it was...lol

Chey said...

these niggas always be checkin what site im on all the time and then like the next week i come in they have the shit blocked. Hatin ass motherfuckers

Kaliente said...

LMAO, Nod u always tryna stir up tha pot..don't make me get on thug misses!!! LMAO

Kaliente said...

"these niggas always be checkin what site im on all the time and then like the next week i come in they have the shit blocked. Hatin ass motherfuckers"


LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's why females always say that they have more male friends than females.

Bahama said...

TRUTH MzV...crazy a$$ heffa's lmao

Kaliente said...

ye i don't get down wit chicks like that either

n0days0ff said...

kali since when do you have friends?

Kaliente said...

LMMFAO,shiiiiiiiid i can count on 1 hand how many chicks i fukk wit...about 3..that's IT i buss ya head to the white meat bout them!

(vixenchick) said...

when they think you want their boyfriends...

Anonymous said...

LMAO ....JUST SHUT, SHUT UP

Sunshyne said...

so so true

i run into clingy chicks all the time, ppl just swear we friend just cuz i talked to them one time, in a group lol

sneaky and catty usually go hand in hand, especially if they think a dude they like likes you

this sh!t better work..lmao