Rules of Women

I KNOW yall didn't think we was gon let them rules slide w/o doing our own did yall....

1. Women are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat leave the damn thing down.

1. Shopping during Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

.1. Shopping is TO a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it in any other way.

1. Crying is blackmail, that works so we will continue to use it @ our discrestion

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it, so we can shoot ya hopes and dreams down already....jeez we have things to do

1. Yes and No are NOT perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,That's what we do. Sympathy is what your mother is for

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is NOT inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments DO NOT become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us, take ya ass to the gym and stfu about it

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant both of em....

1. You can either ask us to do something Or do it ya gotdamn self anyway...

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say when i am awake, talking to me when i am sleeping don't count..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. (u see where the fuck that got him don cha..)

1. ALL women see ALL colors so stfu and learn em....

1. If it itches take ya ass to the bathroom with that mess ughhhhh.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will keep asking till we get the answer we want outta you....

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear, and don't run and tell ya momma what i said ya big baby.....

.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is WRONG so just put the clothes on i laid on the bed for you....

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as bitches @ work, or bitches all over the world

1. You have enough throwbacks

1.You have too many Jordans

1. I am in shape, just ask all ya homeboys with they gawking ass...

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have made the couch up for you to sleep on tonight, and i know you see it as camping, but just so you know, i hid all the remotes so you can't watch t.v. and all the pringles and cookies, you will never find em, enjoy ya lil adventure boo...