T & A

Tuesday, September 2, 2008


What's the fascination with Tits & Ass guys? Me and Bammy been planning on doing this post and asking this question for a minute now, we just wanna know what's the deal? So answer these few questions below for us, and BE HONEST.....cause apparently it's the best policy! lol

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What if she had a big booty but no tits, would you still date her, or vice versa big tits but no ass





What do most men prefer, big booty or big ta ta's?





What if she had neither, but she had the best personality and could cook like no other, would you look @ her as more than a female friend who can make you laugh, and cook a mean ass lasagna?





Why when yall got a chick yall STILL scoping on that ass?





Can a female still have some sorta sex appeal even if she don't have a banging ass body?



52 comments:

Anonymous said...

booooo to all you niggas who got a chick with enough of BOTH but yall still fucking look, i tell hubby all the time BITCH just like you breaking ya neck to scope them skanks another is breaking theirs to scope on me ......

Chey said...

lol @ chrissy. bf told me that i can look and he can look as long as we dont look too long and as long as neither of us say anything

Anonymous said...

lol well hubby has learned to stfu he used to say shit like God Bless Her, or Laaaaaaaaawd have mercy so fucking disrespectful

n0days0ff said...

What do most men prefer, big booty or big ta ta's


^^ yes

n0days0ff said...

What if she had neither, but she had the best personality and could cook like no other, would you look @ her as more than a female friend who can make you laugh, and cook a mean ass lasagna?


^^^ she could be my housekeeper or something.they make good money


its my diner,im mel and youre alice

Anonymous said...

lmao you gotta pick one?

if you could have just one nodays which would it be?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao a damn housekeeper, see, that's cold but i appreciate ya honesty

n0days0ff said...

im an azz man myself.im not really that into bresesses.its nice but not a deal breaker though.now if her azz look like somebody done beat her in the azz with a bookbag im outta there

Chey said...

damn nO she gotta be the housekeeper tho?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao @ nodays so big ass melons is not something you NEED in a female....but you NEED a big ass?

n0days0ff said...

Can a female still have some sorta sex appeal even if she don't have a banging ass body?

^^^ for me no.for some dudes yes.im not into cassie cause she dont got nothing but diddy likes that

n0days0ff said...

a azz looks good,it feel good when you squeeze it and when you hittin it its fun to see it moving around.you dont wanna be hittin it and feel the bone.you need bootymeats back there

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

What if she had a big booty but no tits, would you still date her, or vice versa big tits but no ass!

Yes (to option number 1), in fact, Bammy and I dated for months while Chrissy was locked up for some work visa mess. That being said, I'd rather get with a sexy chick who's lacking in the T and/or A dept than to hump a brickhouse who believes that if airbody would run they vehicle AC with the windows rolled down - summers wouldn't be so damn hot!





What do most men prefer, big booty or big ta ta's?
Personally, I have no preference and never would be so crass to divulge such info anyway so don't ass no mo'!




What if she had neither, but she had the best personality and could cook like no other, would you look @ her as more than a female friend who can make you laugh, and cook a mean ass lasagna?

Sureshot has tranvelled many lifetimes, many dimensions. Best personality, sense of humor, and good food mean she getting deepdicked on the regular. And if her lasagna even close to Mama Shot's Shot will be eating at the Y 3 weeks a month!


Why when yall got a chick yall STILL scoping on that ass?
Shot have a 300 - Shot still look at other 300's. Shot no DRIVE them but damn those some big ass 28's on that one thurr!


Can a female still have some sorta sex appeal even if she don't have a banging ass body?

Yes, many big booty chix come off slutty rather than sexy. And Shot know some sexy eel-like chix who are very sexually attractive.

Before Shot even notice Chrissy twins, he saw smile, heard lovely voice, peeped good spirit as she cleverly shoplifted the fuck outta a WalMart. In fact, it was only when she bent down to pick up a Hotpocket that had fallen that Shot see big round nipples highlighting mocha brown Honduran tatas! After Shot suggest she shoplift a bra too, she show humor, intelligence and sexiness when she reply, "I guess I need a thong as well!" and turned to show beautifully shaped Cuban ass!

Even not taking her brown beachballs into account, Bammy have naive smiley inncocent sex appeal. Shot envision her bent over Grandma Shot198 yr old rocking chair - ass high in air...looking back all innocently - "Now remember! You're not gonna try6 to hit my spleen this time! " ...Of course not! Now brace yaself.....

So Shot equate Chrissy bra to bank account, the more she have in it, the more interest gained!

Anonymous said...

DONE!!! lmmfatfo bammy i am retiring from 2DB offa that shit shot left

Bahama said...

SHOT!!!! do not pass go...go directly to jail!!! LMAO!

Anisha From Tha A said...

Hi guys! I love your blog! You guys are so crazy. I used to just lurk but this is so crazy. As a sista with more up top than in the trunk, I say guys like asses more than tits.

Anonymous said...

@ anisha men like whatever girl i am sure of it if the female had no legs and a cyclops eye they'd still hit

Chey said...

damn iono about a cyclops eye chrissy

Anonymous said...

man please chay, lmao u know them fools with hit if her one eyed big booty ass let em...why you ain't over in the chitty, you blocked still?

n0days0ff said...

yeah paul mccartney married that one leg lady cause she was fine.then they divorced and he had to give her 50 mil

Anonymous said...

^^^^^there ya go, prime example right there chay, one leg, 2 legs it don't matter that fool still gon hit and may have to come offa 50 mil if he don't hit it right.....

Chey said...

yeah chrissy they got me blocked outta the chat only

Chey said...

lmao i know thats right. all niggas should be payin a bitch if they aint hittin it right

n0days0ff said...

that ho only had one leg.how we gon kick it? i wouldnta paid sheeit

Anonymous said...

lmmfao nodays imma need you to STOP

and chay that is fucked up imma talk to you here then, what's poppin' hows lil man and are u still single? lol how was ya weekend

Chey said...

nO u is a dman fool.

chrissy my weekend was great im not single no more and bf dicked me down right last nite. my son ok but he is a cock blocka

MzPurp said...

LOL @ these comments

& Chay did u just call him a cock blocka?...LMAO!

Glad you got some!!! WOOHOO!!!

Chey said...

yeah mzp my son was hatin last night. first we in my room and he walked his lil ass in there talkin bout mommy u ok, then we left my room and went in his room but we couldnt screw on that lil ass bed so then we had to go get it in on the living room floor and low and behold while im bent the hell over i hear his lil footsteps coming downstairs, so bf jumps offa me and onto the couch and i just laid there on the floor and my son comes and just lays on me while im laying on the floor

Anonymous said...

DEAD!! i can't tell you how many times my kids done effed up me getting some and they daddy be mad as hell tryna to make em take naps @ 1 in the afternnon lmao

Chey said...

dats how bf usually be chrissy. but this time my son was dead wrong it was 1am he aint have no business being up at that time let alone walkin around and shit. i can see if he was layin in his bed watchin tv. then when we finally did finished bf and my son sittin in the kitchen eatin chicken, mac and cheese and greens.now im yellin talkin bout hurry up and put him to bed and get in here so we can continue

MzPurp said...

LMAO!!!

That story is too funny! Ur son knew exactly what was goin on...he like "o yea, they try to sneak off huh??"...ha ha!

Question: How many pcs of chicken ur son have?...LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why was he up, did he take a long ass nap earlier chay?

Chey said...

shut up mzp!! i dont know cuz i was in the bed and they were downstairs eatin but bf wasnt really tryna share so he still probably only had 1

Chey said...

he took a lil nap chrissy but nothin that shoulda kept him up that late. he was just blockin

Anonymous said...

lmmfao yeah he was just straight blocking then i can't get over him coming in and just BLOCKING the ass fa real by laying on ya back he like daddy you gon have to fight to get this here....

MzPurp said...

HA HA! I knew it!!!

I swear that baby the most "one chicken wing eatin" person I kno!

Chay I'm gon report you!..LMAO!

Chey said...

chrissy he really did just lay on me. and im like come on lets go upstairs and watch mickey mouse he just layin there while bf sittin on the sofa in the darkness wit his dick out hard and everything. my son act like he aint even notice em over there. we all in the living room in the darkness

Chey said...

no mzp it was 1am he aint have no business eatin at that time anyway

Anonymous said...

sofa in the darkness wit his dick out hard and everything. my son act like he aint even notice em over there. we all in the living room in the darkness
^^^^we ovah chay imma send the divorce papers in the fucking mail lmmfao man sitting up there with a pole and shit......lmmfatfo

MzPurp said...

**DEAD**

Chay I'm done w u too!! They both prob all hot and sweaty and ur son chillin like "whats goin on in here!"...LMAO!

Chey said...

lmao why we gotta get a divorce chrissy? Im just sayin he lettin a perfectly good hard as dick go to waste. and the funny part is he wasnt sayin shit, he was tryna blend in wit da darkness cuz my son would been climbin on his back and shit if he would realized that his daddy wasnt really sleepin

Chey said...

that shit funny as hell to me now yall but last night i was gettin mad like go up in ya room and watch tv, all yellin and shit. yall know how long i been waitin to be dicked like that? yall know me and bf been beefin and aint been fuckin like usual

Anonymous said...

lmmfao blend in with the darkness?
that's why we getting a damn divorce imma need yall to make lil man go to sleep next time yall get busy, when you finally get the goods tho chay?

Chey said...

chrissy we tried to get him to go to sleep but we wasnt havin it. when we was in my bed he was in his room watchin tv and bf was on top and my son gon walk in the room all quietly and get on top of bf back

Chey said...

this all was last nite chrissy. i had to give that nigga a ultimatum cuz this pussy motherfucker volunteered to work yesterday, so he got off late and im like you still need to come by and handle that so he like well i gotta go home first so his ass went home and was like ima just come tomorrow since its so late. i was like no u comin tonite or u not comin here no more ever in the history of life and about 20 mins later his ass was walkin thru my front door

Anonymous said...

lmmfao i am done ya son is tooooooooo damn smart, he KNEW what he was doing.....he said he gon be an only child for as long as possible

Chey said...

he do that shit all the time tho chrissy, he think we be in there wrestlin

Anonymous said...

lmmfao wait till he old enough to realize they ain't fucking wrestling......he gon come in the room and be like daddy get offa my mommy stop making her scream....lmmfao my kids get the point now tho our door is closed and yall betta knock before you open otherwise you gon be scared fa life when you see ya momma ass in the air bent over ya daddy giving him a damn blow job out dis world....

Chey said...

lmao chrissy how bout i be in da room givin him head and he be holdin the sheet up so when my son first come in he cant see what im doin. then when he climb on the bed i just lay my head on his stomach like we was just chillin but i be lickin him every time my son aint lookin

Anonymous said...

lmmfao chay been there done that i be like what the hell holding that sheet up or that pillow up gon do fool? we got a system tho, we do it when we KNOW they sleep late @ night or early in the am, we close our door, and we fuck in the shower when we can, and if we in the living room, we hurry up just in case they come round the corner and we too busy to notice em, we kiss and they like ewwwwwwwww that's nasty, or we hug and they all like ewwwwwwww that is sick or i put my head on his chest and watch tv and they all like yall nasty i be like if yall ass only knew how nasty yall parents were yall would disown us lmao

Chey said...

lol @ chrissy. yall got a system huh? well if my damn son woulda just went to sleep we woulda been cool. He aint have no business being up

Anonymous said...

i like a chick regardless of how much or little is underneath the underwear - i think Ciara is hot as hell, and she's rail thin, and i also think alicia keys is hot as hell, and she has some of one but none of the other. its all on your overall profile, because i'm sure some people think New York isnt hot and she's packing alot of both (whether real or not), so its all on the overall profile.

this sh!t better work..lmao