Men are from Mars

Monday, October 27, 2008


Sometimes members of the opposite sex really IRK my last good nerve. They say and do some of the most stupid things. Take for instance this morning, I went to go get me a Ice Tea out the vending machine and this dude that "claims" to be in love with me was like " You look like your putting on weight" DA F#%K?? If you supposedly like me why same some old "you'll never get any play now" type crap? Best believe even if I thought about talking to him, that's over now. So anyway we thought we'd put together a list of the things the opposite does that makes us ponder why we even like them in the first place.









* Not thinking before you speak - Men seem to be famous for this. They say the first thing that enters their brain without even thinking of what effect it might have after it's said.






*Talking Down to me - I might look stupid but looks are deceiving! You are not better than me and I should be treated the same way you would want to be treated.






*Beating round the bush - If you like me, just say you like me. Chances are I like you back but I'm not sure if you feel the same way. So go for it, the worse that can happen is you get a fake number.






*Talking that arrogant talk-Do i look like i care let alone believe that you ballin' outta control, CAUSE I DON'T do not brag bout shit you know you ain't got, prolly never will have that is annoying as HELL...






*Nigga is you DEAF?-Cause i just spilled my life story to you and i don't think you heard NAN word. Get ya eyes offa my cleavage and we can go places baby.....lol

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

i know my girl notch gon preciate this one CHEAP NIGGAS she hate em and i hate my cheap ass hubby he spending all i get is the smmich i am spending he get a whole damn value meal and nodays stfu

n0days0ff said...

OH HELL NAW!!!

* Not thinking before you speak - Men seem to be famous for this. They say the first thing that enters their brain without even thinking of what effect it might have after it's said.

^^^^you know damn well women are the emotional ones.yall dont never EVER think before yall do something.tell me why one time my lil mamas teeth was hurting and she call up her daddy and cussed him out for not really being around when she was a kid to provide better healthcare.who does that?

n0days0ff said...

*Talking Down to me - I might look stupid

^^^bammy you have GOT to stop making it so easy.



*Beating round the bush

^^^CHEESE AND RICE!!!! soon as i meet a girl i tell her i wanna fux and y'all always say im being too forward.make up your minds.



Talking that arrogant talk-
^^^^

are you saying you dont like it cause its not true ? is it ok if he DOES have it like that?



Nigga is you DEAF?-Cause i just spilled my life story to you and i don't think you heard NAN word. Get ya eyes offa my cleavage and we can go places baby.....lol

^^^^^womp womp womp,did you say something? bammy didnt you JUST say you want a guy to be more forward ? now you mad cause he dont wanna make no bullshit ass small tallk? how the fuck do you expect me to know what you want when you dont even know what you want?

Anonymous said...

nodays, why you so into details n shit ughhhhhh NEVER DAMN MIND....

chrissy

Bahama said...

Talking Down to me - I might look stupid

^^^bammy you have GOT to stop making it so easy.

LMMFAO!!! ninja i'm not the one with a sisqo avi, mmkay?

and tellin us you like is and drooling over lady lumps AIN'T the same thing.Get it right

n0days0ff said...

nodays, why you so into details n shit ughhhhhh NEVER DAMN MIND....

chrissy

^^^
back in her crimefighting days your mama said the biggest thing is paying attention to detail.

n0days0ff said...

LMMFAO!!! ninja i'm not the one with a sisqo avi, mmkay?

and tellin us you like is and drooling over lady lumps AIN'T the same thing.Get it right

^^^^^
HEY MR DJJJJJJJJJJ
WHY DONT YOU SLOW THIS PARTY DOOOOOOOWWWNNN
THE LADIES IN HERE ARE FLYYYYY...YYYYYYYYY
AND THERES ONE WHO CAUGHT MY EYE
(ONE WHO CAUGHT MY EYE!!!!)

The Black Russian said...

hey ladies this list is so true!!!! my biggest pet peeve besides arrogance which gives me the idea that there may be an esteem issue with a guy.. is telling me that you have all these women after you and wanting you etc etc.. I even had one b-u-d-d-y lol tell me that all these women text him and that you should see the messages I get etc etc.. I had to tell him i'm interested in his bragging nicely of course... Cause he always managed to work that into the convo. any convo... it was annoying like dude you're so vain lol...

this sh!t better work..lmao