Bahama's Why's
Why was it extra hard to get up this morning?
Why was I so sleepy last night I missed Houes AND Fringe?
Why i'm kinda pissed about it but I'm sure I'll see them later on.
Why I forgot to put in for my vaycay?
Why that's all the why's I got?
Chrissy's Why's
Why Ne-yo know good and got damn well he gayer than clay aiken
Why i went shoe shopping last night and saw this he/she in the store looking @ thse bad ass peep toes and i died cause that he/she looked like it wore least a size 12 and the size he had was a 7
Why it talked to me and asked me if i like the shoes it was holding
Why it sounded like Barry White
Why i tried hard as hell not to laugh yall, tried so hard i got a headache
Why am i in denial bout this cold i got
Why school just started bout a month ago and my son done already bought home 2 sad faces
80 comments:
why bammy doing all this working got me feelling lost like lily the dumb ass dog on i love money
why i bet not be the only person in here why'n today....
why broke asses always singing miss independent?
why my neighbor borrowed some money from me last night,paid me back then borrowed it again...all in one night
why i'm bout to tell bobble that her man Serch is married to a sistah & he got little black babies ?
why when i took a bath yesterday i realize i've been wearing my undies inside out ?
why when i was younger & JJ Fad was first out, why i thought their name was JJ Fat ?
why their name should be JJ Fat now cause motherhood has ruined their bodies ?
why that's all i got for now ?
bobble why i saw that and was like i got hope now cause i can try to take him from his wife
why i have no clue what it is bout that man that make me want him
why jj fad couldn't even rap last night
why them ho's got regular jobs now and i bet nobody know who da hell they r when they come to take they blood pressure or sign they ass in bobble lmmfao
why i thought i was the only person watching them hip hop videos
um WHY you thought YOU were the only one watching, miss chrissy?
why you forget most of that shit is my era ?
why the cars that go boom girl still looks the same ?
why i wanna see the other one cause the one they showed said the other has 4? kids ?
why i used to be in lust with ya boy from digable planets (cool like that) ?
why i can go on & on ?
why this yt dude at my job saw me eating french toast and start womp womp womping me about the best places to get french toast and how thick each place makes them.....
why nodays need to just stamp ATM (ASSES TAKE MY MONEY) on his forehead and call it a day
why i want nodays to know i need to whole bout 3 hundred and he need to hook me up
why imma get a pay pal so nodays can fund my kids college/get out of jail fund
bobble why i thought the girl in digiable planets was charli baltimore for a min
why i should have known better and known my clone was gon cop them videos all week long
why chubb rock looks like a mofo chubb rock
why PM Dawn sick and got ailments and shit walking with canes u see them?
why most of the ppl they profiling ain't doin' shit no mo'
why i had no clue talib kweli and mos def was in a damn group together
why when them super old videos come on i be rolling cause the shit is corny
why some dude from some group can't remember but i know u know bobble talking bout he not gay but he really is gay now cause his ass be wearing makeup and lip gloss that be poppin
why the dude in the freaks come out @ night video with them lil ass shorts on make me wanna holla
why i think we gon be why'n bout this shit all week long bobble
Why I'm on the toilet dropping the Cosby's off at the pool?
Why I got my feet perched on a chair so it'll come out easier?
Why I'm balancing this laptop my knees?
Why I'm so happy this is the 2nd day in a row that I'm having a movement?
Why I'mma give birth like this?
Why the baby just gone slide out on to the floor?
Why he gone start crawling?
Why he ain't gone go too far cuz he still gone be attached to my placenta and umbilical cord?
Why the doctor gone try to catch him to cut the cord and the baby gone bite his ass?
Why was the baby born with teeth?
Why they razor sharp?
Why he ain't gone get breastfed?
Why that lil boy gone be eating steak and he only one day old?
why tangy giving birth to lil wayne's kids?
why tangy think we wanna know bout her and her potty regimen
why she a damn fool if she think she gon be able to give birth in the position she described
why i bet her ass gon be all XTRA and french like them simple ass white women and have a home birht with no meds
why soon as them contractions hit her ass she gon get "black" and say fuck this shit get me to a hospital where some drugs is readily avaliable
why her kid still gon come out with teeth tho cause his momma is half wolf, half coyote and his daddy is a full blood alaskan norwegian beou wolf
why its early in the morning and tangy startin already
why i dont really have anything to why about this morn
why im just gon chill in the cut til i can think of somethin
chay why them fools took allllll my shit away
why i no longer have g-mail chat privelages
why that is come cold ass shit if ya ask me
why that's all i had to say....
LOL!
Why I'm dead off all these why's??
Why I watched that damn video show last night too??
Why Supersonic used to be my jam too?
Why Tangi so nasty?
Why her baby gotta come out w razor sharp teeth and they like steak at one day old??
Why the baby sound like its gon terrorize Timmy?
Why Timmy gon run away for good this time??
Why Timmy gon get ate up if he don't get away from RazorBaby?
why chrissy had folks peepin over her shoulder to see what they needed to block
why my job only block the blogspot blogs every hr on the hr and the rest of the time i can get on
why my supervisor bought some smarties candy
why i stay at her desk now and i dont even like her
why when she run outta candy ima stay at my desk
lmao why you prolly right chay these nosy bastards peeping my shit
why i agree with mzp tho timmy betta leave when tangy have her gremlin baby
why i wanna know how she gon have a gremlin wolf baby and name it Julius Kennedy, or Caroline Rose bush or whatever you said
why if it comes out looking gremlin-wolferific u need to name it Ugmo, or Deebo, some shit that suit wolf baby
why imma still accept the lil monster but imma dress in pillows and protective gear when tangy ask me to babysit lil ugmo
why imma teach lil ugmo how to do he humpty dance then enter his lil wolf ass in a talent show and win me some money...
why ppl would pay big bucks to see a gremlin do the humpty dance....
why tangy gremlin child will neber get busy in a burger king bathroom tho cause when it turn 15 it's gon be locked in a zoo
lol bobble, i missed some videos cause bf dumb ass turned the channel on a game & wasn't watching & i yelled at him so i'm not sure who's lip gloss was popping ?
why whodini (freaks come out at night) was hella funny with them daisy dukes on ?
why i'mma ask you if you saw lil jermaine dupry in that video ?
Why i'm so cold right now at my desk??
Why I'm not ready for the fall??
Why I still wanna wear my flip flops year round like Tangi and her snowbunni homies??
Why my bday almost here?
Why I wanna be somewhere on the beach for my bday but can't afford that shit!?
Why I dread coming to work like that commercial w the parrot?? "Not another day...."...lol
LOL.
Why I can give birth sitting up with my feet in a chair?
Why I'mma take my meds when the contractions start getting real bad?
Why I'mma punk when it comes to anticipatory pain?
Why this punkness never allowed me to get my ears pierced a 2nd time, my belly button pierced, my nose pierced, or even a tattoo?
Why ION'T care 'bout none of that shat though?
Why I'm still fly without them?
Why Timmy was acting an ass last night?
Why I take my spray bottle out the freezer and spray his ass?
Why he let out a blood curdling yelp and got some damn act right?
Why I left the room and came back and that ass had eaten a roll of toilet tissue?
Why I whoop his ass and spray him afterwards?
Why he got somewhere and laid his monkey ass down somewhere?
Why I ain't here a peep from him til this morning?
Why I thought maybe he was mad at me?
Why I didn't think that no more when I went into the den where his bed is and he was so happy to see me?
bobble i wanna know who put that curl in lil JD head and he was a child????
why i wanna know who puts a curl in they kid head ain't that child abuse
why he was a cute kid but that shit didn't stick to adult hood
why i wish i could remember the name of that group bobble with the dude who is like a drag queen now i know if i say it you will know who i am talking bout
Why I need a vacay-tion like Jeezy say??
Why I hate the way he say it in that song?
Why I wanna kno who told these rappers it was cool to sing on they songs now?
Why they say Janet was only dehydreated after they acted like she was about to die??
why tangy ain't know that timmy was DEAD when she ain't hear shit from him cause he ate a whole damn role of toilet paper
why timmy's homeboys came by to kick it as usual peeped in the window saw his lifeless body, came in and gave him mouth to mouth
why they then proceeded to get all that paper out his ass
why timmy threw up and his boys took him to the vet
why his boys told him man u need to get the fuck out this ho house b4 she kill you fa real
why timmy brainwashed and loyal tho and his dumb ass gon stick round cause tangy done fed him some of her "spaghetti"
why all this shit took place while tangy was sleep....
why i know im independent but my ass is broke?
why didnt i just stay at home with my momma so i can not be so damn broke?
why me and ugly had a big fight this week about money?
why he asked for milk early sat morning but he was sleeping so i went into his wallet and took out two dollars to buy the milk?
why he said that was wrong of me cuz he has this fear that girls will use him for his money
why i told his big headed ass to fuck off cuz his cheap ass cant do nothin for me?
why i asked him to pay me back for the lunch i made him since he wanna talk about people using other people?
why he apologized for saying that i was tryin to use him?
why i gave him ass 10 mins anywayz cuz i was horny?
the end
why vinton was so damn STOOPID on mama's family
why if i was thelma idda put his ass in a home for idiots
why i bet bubba was tapping skeeter
why notch man tripping offa 2 dollars
why 2 dollars ain't gon get you shit no mo'
why i wouldn't have fed that nigga after he talked shit bout 2 stank ass dollars
why you was right to tell him to pay you for lunch times is harder than Mr Marcus penis...
Why I downloaded Gucci Mane new CD??
Why he sound so damn ignorant??
Why he say he additcted to poppin pills??
Why I think its hilarious that he was high as a kite on EVERYTHANG when they locked him up??
Why I kno he felt like shit when he came down offa all that shit??
Why I wanna kno what Buffie was thinkin messin w his gremlin lookin ass?
Why her face don't look no better so I take that last why back?
why is my phone broken?
why it decided not to work after i paid my bill?
why verizon wireless called me yesterday talking about you owe us?
why i was like "didn't i just pay yall last month?"
why the guy on the phone was like "miss they are going to cut off ya phone after this call"
why i was like "well they are going to kick me out if i dont pay my rent so that comes first homie"
why he was like "miss can you please pay today"
why was like "yall really need to stop stress my pockets with this phone business"
why i ain't know gucci mane even had a new cd out
why mzp right tho buffie face is dead lmao
why that shit still killing me mzp
why i don't even fuck with them relentless bill collectors no mo' notch
why the damn cable ppl gon tell me i need to pay em NOW or my service gon get cut off
why i was like and yall show the same shit over and over and i got half of em on dvd
why yall just put a halt on the why's
why i'mma take a stab at it bobble & guess afrika bambaata ? the dudes that sing planet rock ?
let me go google and see bobble that sounds right tho.....brb with the answer....
naw that ain't it......
ok.....hmmmm...was it really old ? like around that time ?
Why I'm ready for lunch already?
Why I can't wait cuz I got a fried porkchop, minus the gravy of course?
Why black folk like to put gravy on everything? chicken, rice, steak, beef....
Why I hate gravy?
Why I'm ready to go home right now?
Why I wish I was on a part-time schedule w that full-time pay?
Why do we have to wait two weeks to see a new epi on all the new primetime shows that JUST came back on??
Why was Fringe so good last night??
Why I wish I was like the bald, no eyebrows havin man cuz he have mind-reading abilities??
Why I wish I could hear what my crazy bf is thinkin??
Why he get on my nerves so much?
Why he sent me a email this mornin tellin me to listen to JHud's song w TPain and call him after??
Why I like the song and added it to my ITunes??
Why I ain't call him after I listened to it tho?
Why I ain't call him til he sent another email askin if I read the previos one he sent?
Why when I called back he act like he ain't have nothin to say??
Why he so dramatical??
why tangela ass just dropped out the why's as well as chay and notch
why mzp don't know all men dramaticl just ask nodays
why his ass left the whys after i asked for money....lol
why shes not independent but i still love her?
why chrissy be watching mamas family,too close for comfort,family ties,punky brewster etc?
why everybody at my job (including me) talk about everyone else so much?
why we dont realize we all hate each other and not speak?
why after 2 years of me saying no every single day they still ask me to go to lunch with them every single day?
Why is DRAMATICAL not a word?
Why I get so annoyed when muh-fuggas talk in absolutes like they KNOW evrry got-damn thang and they really ain't be knowing jack shit?
Why I really be rolling me eyes reading some of the shit folks be saying?
Why I wanna go back home and I juss got here?
Why I had like 20 emails in my inbox this morning?
Why I only read 2 of'em?
Why the rest of them gone sit there 'til after lunch?
Why I still got allergies?
Why my medicine make me bitchier than a bitch?
Why I be ready to cuss dumb hoes out?
Why my admin can tell and stays the eff away from?
Why she be sending me emails and her desk is right outside my office door?
why chrissy know damn well YOU KNOW WHO make sure every dollar spent but still ask me for money like i got some?
why im the ONLY person i know doing good in this recession but you cant tell?
why it's called being polite nodays they don't want you to feel left out
why the day you accept they lunch invitation they gon YELP! and gasp
why they gon be pissed cause they really don't want yo' ass to go anyway u threw em off when you accepted....
lmmfao why i get the feeling tangy talking bout her friend over on MN
why nodays won't never let a broke bitch hold nothing
why i can't even ask his ass for 5 dollars without him saying man times is hard i ain't even got it but i just saw his ass get a number 7 from wendy's and he got a damn frostee so he got to have something....stingy ass
why one day last month i went and the lunch was expensive as hell and didnt do nathans for me?
why all they did was make fun of me for finally going ?
why im never going again?
why my neighbor asked me to borrow some $ for a cd called the recession and it was so ironic?
why his ghetto ass dont wanna hear about no ironies,he just want the money?
why pointing out ironies and oxymorons is the shit that makes them think im rich so they always hit me up?
why when he asked for the money and i said its ironic he hit me with the face that i was womp womp womping him to death?
lmao @ nodays
why you need to take somma that psych 101 and figure out why you so anti-social....
why pointing out ironies and oxymorons is the shit that makes them think im rich so they always hit me up?
^^^^why i want you to gtfoh before you kill me lmmfao
why I'm always so damn cold?
why it can be 1165 degrees outside, and I'mma still have my leg heater on?
why nose still running?
why it's all red and tender from me blowing it so much?
why imma tell tnagela to take her sick ass home and stop spreading germs all over the damn place, you prolly the reason why i got a cold cyber breathing all on me and shit sneezing and never covering ya mouth....
why this lady at my job need help on something and emailed me with HELP!!!!!!!!!! in the subject? 7 exclamation marks like she being rayhped or something
whe she be so extra?
why I wanna go shopping, but I need to be saving?
why they always be emailing me in my time of fiscal conservatism all these 50% deals and free shipping coupons?
why I end up buying shit ION'T even wear, thinking I'mma wear it?
why I need to be strong and just delete the damn emails?
why I got enough clothes but can always think of a reason why I need the shit they selling?
why you need to take somma that psych 101 and figure out why you so anti-social....
^^^^why im not antisocial but just broke?
why this lady at my job need help on something and emailed me with HELP!!!!!!!!!! in the subject? 7 exclamation marks like she being rayhped or something
^^^^^lmmfao why i wanna know if her ass was getting violated what would you do?
why that new john legend song video included make him look gayer than he already was....
why i am still tripping offa that AHA..shit nodays i swear imma be on that for a min.....
Why Tangi don't kno that if Flava Flav said DRAMATICAL it HAS to be a word?
Why I think I'mma run away this weekend?
Why I don't kno where I'm goin but I'm not gon tell nobody??
Why I would love to have me some tacos right about now??
Why I just want somethin to put some sour cream on??
Why I'm craving for everything right about now?
Why my alarm clock just go off for Why Wednesday?
Why it didn't go off earlier?
Why is it like over 50 why's in here now?
Why I watch that same show about the hip hop videos?
Why Dres from Blacksheep still look the same?
Why he sounded like he had asthma when he was rapping currently?
Why I thought he was gonna pass out like JoJo on stage?
Why JJ Fad ain't get they contract written up like Roxanne Shante - that bish got a MBA, PHD and Masters..
Why I'm ready for a blunt this morning?
@ wifee, why JJ fad just depressed the shit outta me lmmfao
why chrissy be watching mamas family,too close for comfort,family ties,punky brewster etc?
^^^
why i need to know what's wrong with these shows, n0 ??
why i can't stand when people talk about somebody sending them e-mail when they're in the next room cause i do that ?
but WHY i do that is cause i don't feel like talking with some fools 'round here cause they womp womp like it's 1999 ?
why purpa nurpa come in here talking about food?
why this bish don't know I be counting calories?
Why she wanna mention a taco to me?
Why I would love to have some cheese right now?
Why I'm pissed and miss tex-mex food?
Why I'mma make some low-fat tacos sometime this week?
Why they gone be so damn good?
Blogger 504 said...
why i can't stand when people talk about somebody sending them e-mail when they're in the next room cause i do that ?
but WHY i do that is cause i don't feel like talking with some fools 'round here cause they womp womp like it's 1999 ?
_____________________________________
Why I don't be womp womping like the peeps Lil Punkie talking about?
Why she be emailing to ask when she can go to lunch?
Why she be emailing me missed calls?
why im on a conference call and looking at 2 ditzy and they keep addressing me personally and its obvious im not looking at the presentation?
why they addressed me and i was still thinking in whys?
presenter: n0days what are your ideas on quantum physics?
n0days:why we need a flux capacitor and michael j fox?
why we need a delorean on 22's?
Why I'mma make some low-fat tacos sometime this week?
Why they gone be so damn good?
^^^^why i wanna know how de hell you gon pull off low fat GOOD tacos?
why imma tell bobble that nodays is an old school head like us he just in the closet with it his ass be watching all them shows he listed and he know it....matter fact he got all the seasons of punky brewster on dvd
why this woman showing me her new fake ass coach bag
why the c's look like g's
why i need to know what's wrong with these shows, n0 ??
^^^nothing 409 its just she be coming out of left field asking questions about balki bartakamos and i just be flustered at what year she in
why imma tell nodays i am back in 1756 when slaves was still getting they ass beat and if he don't shut up questioning me (being as i would be a house nigga,cause i am rare) imma tell massa to whip ya ass like you was tryna to run offa the plantation....
Why N0days just made me fall out about a delorean on 22's?
Why my daughter think I'm her ATM?
Why I spend $280 on her yesterday and she still wanted some snacks out the store?
Why I want her teenaged ass to find a job or a hustle?
Why she need to be braiding some hair, or have a lemonade stand?
Why when she do get a job, I'm charging rent like my parents did?
Why my grandmother told my dad when he was a teenager and working that he had to pay and gave her $20 and she told him to take that twenty and find a new place to live?
Why I want her teenaged ass to find a job or a hustle?
^^^^ lmao
why both my kids know since as they hit legal working age it's on and poppin fresh in my house
why they owe me bout 500g's apiece all the damn money i done spent on they ass and i want it all back.....
why they better get them some trades, and get em quick cause times is hard and bread is too damn exspensive
Why she owe me 1 gazillion dollars like the national deficit?
Why I want the government to "bail" me out from having a teenager in my pocket?
Why she don't want to work at no fast food place?
Why she gonna be flipping burgers anyway?
Why I'mma go to her job and harass her and get free food?
why wifee a damn fool
why that is why she right @ home over here
why me and u both need to take this shit to congress they need to pass a bill that say these damn kids need to pay us back, that earned income credit shit ain't enough damn it
why my momma came to my job everyday for bout a week when i worked @ sonic her ass wanna come up there and order one damn thang a coke so she could see me in my lil uniform and leave me a five dollar tip
why i hated that job with a passion...
Why Chrissy got me with tears in my eyes!!
Why am I about to write my congressman right now and start a petition?
Why they got Sonic commercials on tv every night in Oakland and the closest one is over 300 miles away?
Why they teasing a sista with those breakfast burritos?
Why I'm hungry right now?
Why Chrissy mom better than me.. I ain't leaving no damn tip..
Why my neighbor get on my last nerve?
Why she get a new couch delivered and set the old one outside?
Why it's been there for over 3 months?
Why I want the landlord to kick her trifling ass out?
Why am I about to call and complain about that nasty old grand momma couch in my backyard and make her put it back in her house?
WAIT...
wifee this reminds me of a story ans imma attempt to tell it in why's
why when we 1st moved into our house we in now we ain't know bulk trash went in the front yard so we stuck our old ass mattress in the back
why our negihbor bought her ass round to our house knocked on our door and told us where we need to stick bulk trash but she said it with an attitude so i got fly with her ass right back
why her ass smelled like some mofo crown royal wifee her ass was reeking
why her ass was slurring and shit too
why her ass stay drunker than me on a daily all in her back yard planting flowers but she be drunk with it
Why I'm dying off that stank ass couch??
Why do people do shit like that?
Why my Granny cuss my Granpa out for doing that shit?
Why he put the toilet ourside tho, instead of a couch?...lmao!
Why he was like "ain't no where else to put"?
Why she say "u must think we back in the country doin that shit right there"?
Why I need to go visit them old geezers?
Why my Granny b giving me the cold shoulder now that I don't b goin down there all the time no more??
Why she call me names when I walk in the door instead of giving me a warm welcome??
Why I kno she def gon b mad at me the next time I come?
Why I called her the other day, tryna catch my Daddy up in some lies, which I did, and told her that I was coming down there and ain't neva show up?
Why I do that all the time to folks?
Why she call me names when I walk in the door instead of giving me a warm welcome??
^^^^why the 1st thing out my granny mouth to any female relatives is you so pretty and healthy looking
why we all know she calling us fat on the cool
why she tell me that last time i saw her she said omg you are so beautiful girl and healthy
why i was like de fuck what does unhelathy look like then? lmao
Why I'm hyper ventalating about Mzpurp's granny and grandpa with the toilet??
Why my grandma just be straight to the point and all you a bitch to your face?
Why she do that the first time she meet you?
Why ain't nobody gave my granny the people's elbow for that ish?
Why and how do old people live to be that old doing ish like that?
Why I'mma be the same way when I grow old?
why my great granny in her damn 90's i kniw she gotsta to be every bit of 95 96 and her ass STAY talking mad cold cash shit to ppl ughhhhhh we be like momma SHUTUP already ain't nobody listening to dat shit i mean we never say that out loud but got damn if we all don't think it.....
lmao@chrissy
yo mama didnt take pics of u in ur uniform when she showed up did she?
@ sunshyne, YES!!
Why I got the negatives to Chrissy's Sonic days and I'm gonna post em on my blog?
Why I'm just playing?
Why I'm just now getting back from lunch?
Why I didn't even clock out and just left?
Why was there a hoe in Popeye's chicken?
Why it was 99 cent for two pieces of dark meat?
Why she buy two?
Why that make her a two dollar hoe?
Why I got the negatives to Chrissy's Sonic days and I'm gonna post em on my blog?
^^^^^lmmfao why i paniked just a lil
why when i go to my momma house imma ask for them pics and destroy em
why wifee had to call the girl a 2 dolla ho
why i must be one of them ho's then cause i love me some 99 cent popeye's
Why she had on hooker gear with the clear shoes though?
Why she had her pimp waiting outside?
Why he "parking lot" pimping?
Why she didn't get no biscuit and got the taste slapped out her mouth?
Post a Comment