Bahama's Why's
Why it's cold outside?
Why I woke up this morning, all the windows open freezing my a$$ off?
Why it was SO hard to get outta bed?
Why hardly no one is here? punk bishes it's only 60 something degree's
Why I love my Lakers?
Why I'm so happy basketball season is back?
Why my co-worker has some soup/souse for breakfast and I so wanna jack her?
Chrissy's Why's
Why did i get married
Why imma slap the man i married till his head do a 360
Why i answer my phone and it's a fax machine noise on the other end
Why if i answer it again and i hear that noise, i am no longer answering the phones tor the rest of the day
Why John Legend new song is just......GAY
Why Bammy need to stop talking bout it's cold in the Bahamas, lol it's an island for goodness sakes
Why my co-worker bugging me
Why it's too early fa that mess...
Why she made me forget my why's
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Why i wanna know what John Legend song Chrissy talking about?
Why i keep telling Chrissy she better be happy she married, cuz dating ain't no fun.
Why i got that damn oh i think they like me song in my head?
Why that's all i got right now?
why imma tell bammy that john legend song that goes "i;m ready to go right now....give me the greenliiiiiiiiiiight and i can go all niiiiiiight hate that shit lol
why imma tell bammy i'd rather be single and ready to mingle
why one of the engineers walked in looking like he been jumped into a gang
why i was like DA HELL?????
WHY HE SAID HE CRASHED HIS MOTORCYCLE
why i will never get on one.....
why his arm in a sling
why if that hadda been a black man he would be outta work for bout 3 weeks
why i am glad he okay tho cause he is a really nice guy, poor thing....
chrissy
why deelishis still relevant
why when beyonce poses she looks like a holiday barbie
why those were some random why's
chrissy
why I like that song chrissy?
Why i think u tripping
why i'm hungry
why i'm bored and can't figure out what to do?
why do we get bored so easily?
why i missed Housewives last night?
why is Chrissy anon??
Why am I in Cleveland?
Why is it snowing?
Why I need a snow brush?
Why am I pumped?
Why am I going to the FREE jay-Z concert tonight?
Why am I soooo glad I live in Cleveland today?
Why I paid $200 to see him and Mary in Vegas?
Why it was the shiznit?
Why he better give a good show?
Why I kno he ain't cuz it's Free?
Why in less then a week a black man will be MY President?
Why I'm even more pumped cuz of that?
Why i keep telling Chrissy she better be happy she married, cuz dating ain't no fun.
^^^why me and bam agree on that?
why if i saw chrissy at the club id cock block and tell her go home to her husband?
why my "boss" got 2 promotions in 2 months and aint my boss no more
why he got 2 promotions?
why would you promote someone to a new position when he aint master the old one yet
why i'm all late with it?
why i'm late cause the office had a fire drill?
why the drill shutdown like all the streets downtown?
why we had to walk like a mile up hill?
why my calfs & the back of my thighs gonna be strong as hell now?
why that made me wanna go home & do some taebo?
why i'm probably lying about that taebo shit?
why if it was a real fire I probably would've just got in my car & drove the hell off?
why i finally sat my ass down & watched real chance of love?
why they dumbass brother micah had me crying?
why them niggas where so many damn accessories?
why micah is my new favorite brother out of ALL them?
why his bangs were so LONG?
why he look like chance with a wig on?
why his hair look EXACTLY like my granny's?
why we ain't barely checking for our own site anymore?
why N0 and I actually agree on something?
why i'm pose to be meeting a store manager in the next few mintues but i don't wanna go?
why i'm still hungry?
Why I gotta e-crush on this nig?
Why Imma just chill with it?
Why it was so gotdamn cold in my house this morning?
Why am I so gotdamn sore?
Why I'm walking like someone has gave the pipe how I like, 'cept ain't no one gave shit?
Why working out is so damn fun and exhilarating?
Why my quads, hams, and calves feels like somebody stomped them in my sleep?
Why my abs look better than yours?
Why I'm so narcissistic?
Why it aint my fault tho?
Why genetics is just so beautiful?
Why I can't wait to pass on these genes?
Why I havent got my cat-basket waxed in a like 2 months?
Why that hoe looks like a labyrinth?
Why it itch like a muthafucka?
Why I called to tell my mama, and told me to trim my shit up because all the excess hair was itching me?
Why I'mma go get my cat-basket sugared after work today?
Why I'mma tell them to leave a landing skrip?
Why Wifee's blog is sooooo gotdamn funny to my mama?
^^^ why tangy shared that info bout her catbasket???
why i'm LOL @ her calling it that?
why the why's so SLOW 2day?
Why Odara laughing?
Why I was trying to be natural with my shit?
Why I fail miserably?
Why I was grocery shopping yesterday and stood in front of the carrots for like 2 minutes scratching my shit?
Why it felt soooooo good?
Why I went home and combed through it because I KNEW my mama was gone say some slick shit about pubic lice?
Why I aint have no gotdamn bugs in my got damn hairs!?
WHy I wouldnt set my shit on FIYAH if I did?
Why ya'll woulda been watching them talk about me on CNN today if I did?
Why it woulda went like this: "Woman in Sacramento California set her genitals on fire, Local Police & Fire Departments are still investigating the cause of her erratic behavior, but it said she was trying to rid herself of pubic lice known in slang as Crabs."
^^^^"Why I went home and combed through it because I KNEW my mama was gone say some slick shit about pubic lice"
LMAO!!!!!
why tangy prolly had dandruf flakes flying everywhere when she combed it???
why i'm glad you was wise enuff not to use nair though?
why i hate when it gets cold cause my face gets hella dry?
why of ALL days I pick today not to wear a coat?
why i'm off on friday & already put in for another off day?
why that mya & sisqo song playing and ALL i can think about is @n0days0ff?
Why Tangela got crabs and she's gonna dip her catbasket in garlic butter sauce tonight?
Why Tangela just needs to begin again and shave that ish?
Why am I concerned with Tangy's catbasket anyway?
Why I'm just now getting here and there aren't already 45 comments?
Why ya'll deserting your own blog?
Why am I going to beat the living shit out of my daughter when I get home?
Why I just got another call from her teachers? A different one?
Why she think she cute and I'm gonna bust her in the right eye tonight?
Why she gonna call CPS on me from a payphone around the corner?
Why she ain't gonna make it to the corner because I'm gonna tackle her like Terry Tate?
Why ya'll googling Terry Tate when ya'll need to find the one of him on youtube?
Why tis all for now?
Why I really want some crabs tho, Wifee?
Why I love to eat seafood?
Why I'mm go to a steakhouse tonight and cop me crabs legs?
Why I aint really got crabs...just overgrown pubes?
Why Wifee better leave my lil cousin alone?
Why she just need to let her know that she got spies in the classroom and that she need to behave?
Why all she gotta do is take a day off from work and sit in on all Lil Cuz's classes, then she'll act right?
why imma tell tangela i am truly disgusted
why imma tell odara and wifee to leave outta here so we can fumigate
why tangy b/f gon pick up that crab infested comb and comb his hair repeating tangy nasty cycle
why i am so glad i don't eat carrots
why me, crab legs and garlic butter sauce are no longer friends
why tangy can't ever come over my house with her pet bugs
why tangy think timmy got fleas but he really got her crabs
why timmy done chewed his poor lil doggie nuts offa tryna to get rid of em
why he ran tangy company off one day when he came up to them with a mouth full of lil crabs
Why I'm not stuttin Tangy's request to leave that heffa alone?
Why I'm practicing my people's elbow at my desk?
Why I'm gonna rush home and DDT her in the living room?
Why she tell me she hasn't been playing with her cell phone in class?
Why I find pics of her classmates in science class on her phone?
Why she told a bold faced lie?
Why I'm going to wash her mouth out with some Tide w/ bleach tonight?
Why that thought made my stomach turn?
Why I'm just gonna go Secret Life of bees on her ass and make her kneel in grits for an hour?
Why Chrissy continue that crab convo?
Why won't ya'll let Tangy's pets alone.. ROFL!
Why I'm going to wash her mouth out with some Tide w/ bleach tonight?
^^^^why that is abuse that just may work
why tangy and her pets SICKEN me
why she need to burn her house down and move crabby ass
why imma call tangy crabby patty or mr krab like on spongebob
why my oldest want a cell phone wifee but i know her ass gon clown with it
why there wa sa skrong possibility of her getting it for x-mas now i doubt that shit will go down cause you have shown me the light
Why Chrissy can kiss my ass?
Why she infatuated with my Timmy?
Why I can't tell her shit without her running into fantasy land and making up outrageous lies and shit?
this is a special why in from DAME thru me...lol
DAME why's are
why o why?
why ericka will never be dissin Jay like that (I went to a free concert
of his last month for the Obama campaign and it was dope as hell...like
2hrs long...so don't knock it)
why odara booty bouta be sittin up like a champion strong cuz of that
long ass walk?
why she gonna love it too?
why she gonna think she got a serious thumper tho?
why in THEE fuck is it I know so much about tangela cookie now?
why it feel like I have fucked her because I know so much about her
now?
why she nasty as hell for that carrot shit tho
why I hope I never travel and hit the same stores she hit
why someone was supposed to call me yesterday but f'n fell asleep?
why they so wack for that?
why I haven't actually did shit at work all week?
why it sound like I'm complaining but I'm not?
why everybody got e-boo's/crushes like that's the new fad?
why I'm talkin shit like I don't have a e-crush?
Why Chrissy's kids need a pigeon carrier or some smoke for an S.O.S - eff a cell phone
Why Chrissy need to just hold on and not give in cause her eldest IS going to clown?
Why my child won't never see a cellphone again until she get a job to pay the bill?
Why I was grown before I ever got my first celly?
Why she is going to have to be double grown?
Why when she gets grown I'm still going to say she can't have a phone?
Why me and Dame aint ever knocked boots?
Why is itchin ya self so nasty?
Why it was the lace draws combined with the over-grown hairs that was making me itch like crazy?
Why I'mma post a pic of my landing skrip tomorrow so ya'll can see?
why i gotta be the why messenger?
why it's otay though at least we know the why's are popular?
why i'm rets to go?
why DAME tripping?
DAME Says'
why she need to get that shit looked @ 4real before she think about
knocked anything?
why she tryin to infect me?
why I would catch a case if a female tried to gimme something?
why i like really got the booboo face thinking about that grizzly bear u
got?
why no wonder u aint got none?
why the saying goes "if its grass in the field play ball" but when its a
abandoned overgrown lot niggas don't wanna play @ all!
why like seriously u need to handle that shit?
*sigh*
annnnnnnnnnd I'm done...
for now
Why Dame tripping?
Why niggas be soooooo dramatical?
Why he acting like he ain't never effed a chick with a bush?
Why if he aint he must have been born circa 1984 or later?
Why bushes are the business?
Why I might not go get my shit handled today after all the negative comments?
why the saying goes "if its grass in the field play ball" but when its a
abandoned overgrown lot niggas don't wanna play @ all!
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Why I just fell the hell out??
Why ya'll got a sista going to the bathroom checking her stuff for overgrown weeds?
Why I just say weeds?
Why I'm so ready to smoke now?
Why I'm going to have to smoke three blunts because my daughter raising my blood pressure?
Why I'm going to be high trying to give an ass whoopin?
Why I don't think I'll be as effective as I am when I'm sober?
Why ya'll ain't pass around no collection plate for my bail money?
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