10 Things you wish you could say to ten different people
10.DE FUCK U LOOKIN @
9.YES, HE IS MINE
8.FUCK U PAY ME, LOL SO WHAT I JACKED FROM BAMMY SHE UNDERSTANDS ME
7.DROP DEAD
6.EAT SHIT
5.KISS MY ASS
4.DAMN I WANNA F@%K U
3.U GON BE WAITING MR BILL MAN CAUSE I AINT PAYING U SHIT
2.GET DE FUCK OFFA MY PHONE WITH THAT BULLSHIT
1.NIGGA IS U SICK?
9 Things about yourself
9.MOST OF MY EARRINGS ARE CHEAP HOOPS
8.I PLAYD VOLLEY BALL IN HIGHSCHOOL AND I WAS QUITE GOOD
7.I THINK I HAVE SLEPT MOST OF MY LIFE AWAY
6.I HAVE A BOOKSHELF FULL OF BOOKS I HAVE NEVER READ
5.I SNORE AND SLEEP WITH MY MOUTH OPEN
4.I DO ALOT OF THINGS BACKWARDS, DONT ASK LOL
3.MY RING SIZE IS 5
2.THUNDER SCARES ME
1.I LOVE CAKE....LOL
8 Ways to win my heart
8.SENSE OF HUMOR
7.INTELLIGENCE
6.A RECORD WHAT, A NIGGA CANT BE SMART AND STILL A LIL THUGGISH
5.JUST LOVING ME FA ME
4.GOOD PRIORITIES AND YA HEAD ON SKRAIGHT
3.WASH DA DAMN DISHES
2.SMELL GOOD
1.OPEN THE DOOR FA ME, FA REAL I LOVE IT WHEN A DUDE GRABS THE DOOR AND LET ME WALK IN BEFORE HE DO SO GENTLEMANLY LOL IS THAT A WORD
7 Things that cross my mind a lot
7.MONEY
6.SEX
5.IF I AM CUTE OR UNCUTE
4.MY KIDS
3.A BIGGER HOUSE
2.MO MONEY FO THAT BIGGER HOUSE
1.WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY EXSISTENCE, BUT NOT IN A MORBID IMMA KILL MYSELF KINDA WAY, I AM JUST ALWAYS WONDERING WHY AM I ME, DO I HAVE A POINT, DEEP SHIT LIKE THAT...LOL
6 Things I do before I go to sleep
6.SHOWER
5.LOTION MY BODY
4.MAKE SURE MY CRIB IS IN ORDER
3.DRINK WATER
2.KISS MY KIDS
1.PRAY
5 People I couldn't live without
5.AJ
4.ALEXUS
3.HUBBY (ALTHO WHAN THAT NIGGA MAKE ME MAD ALL THAT SHIT CHANGES)
2.MY SISTER SHE RUN ME HOT BUT I CANT IMAGINE MY LIFE W/O HER
1.MOMMA OF COURSE
4 Things I am wearing right now
4.BOOTS
3.THONG
2.SCARF
1.HEADBAND
3 Songs that fit my life perfectly
3.BAD BITCH-LIL WEBBIE
2.FUCK DA WORLD-TUPAC
1.DO RIGHT WOMAN-ARETHA FRANKLIN
2 Things I want to do before I die
2.GET A PASSPORT AND TRAVEL TO SOME FOREIGN LAND
1.EFF DAVID BANNER
1 Confession
1.I BEEN SMOKING BLACK N MILDS FOR BOUT A WEEK NOW....LOL ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF
12 years ago
6 comments:
LMAO!!! why is your so much more funnier than mines?? ahahahahahaha
10 Things you wish you could say to ten different people
10. Nigga, BOOOOOOOOOOO!
9. I wanna fuck, that’s it.
8. Do what!? Bitch, please.
7. I know you wanna…but you ain’t. I see you lookin’ witcha lookin’ ass.
6. Fuck off and die.
5. Fuck it like you ain’t gone have it no mo’.
4. I’ll gladly take that million dollar bonus off ya hands!
3. Do the ratchet.
2. I think I love you…I think.
1. You fuckin’ set me up!
9 Things about yourself
9. I love heels.
8. I have a hairy back.
7. I have freckles
6. I love watching Meet the Press every Sunday Morning.
5. I wish I could do the splitz but I can’t.
4. I daydream about having sex with strangers.
3. I rarely wear makeup
2. I have a bad temper
1. I have EXTREMELY sensitive skin.
8 Ways to win my heart
8. Generosity—doing for others
7. Ambition—doing for yourself in order to be better
6. Athleticism—muscles, if you ain’t got’em we ain’t talkin.
5. Authenticity—being yourself at all times
4. Common Sense—using ya brain at all times
3. Humor—a joke will always get you far…maybe in that draws
2. Intellect—you must have the ability to grasp what is beyond the depths
1. Originality—show me something I’ve never seen before
7 Things that cross my mind a lot
7. Timmy
6. My skin
5. Romantic opportunities
4. Working out
3. My family
2. My career & money
1. Sex
6 Things I do before I go to sleep
6. Masturbate
5. Brush & Floss
4. Recite tomorrow’s tasks out loud
3. Take my birth control
2. Shower
1. Watch Tv
5 People I couldn't live without
5. Timmy
4. Grandma
3. Dad
2. Kid Brother
1. Mama
4 Things I am wearing right now
4. Snake Skin Peep Toe Heels
3. Brown Wide Leg Trousers
2. Short Sleeve Red Turtle Neck
1. Black Lace Tanga
3 Songs that fit my life perfectly
3. Irreplaceable-Beyonce (You must not know ‘bout me…)
2. Pussy Got Ya Hooked-Three 6 Mafia (She get it so wet she make it so warm… mane she got a lotta charm)
1. Miss Independent-Neyo (Cause she walk like a boss Talk like a boss)
2 Things I want to do before I die
2. See my grandchildren get married
1. Make the world a better place—some how.
1 Confession
1. I think I want to, but I don’t like to take risks.
2. See my grandchildren get married
^^^^u gotta have kids 1st fool....jeez
1. Hi Hater
2. I Only Tolerate You, Cuz I Like Him
3. Get Off Of Me
4. Eat Shit And Die Fast
5. Just Gimme Some Head
6. Nigga You Aint Shit
7. Bitch You Sho Is Ugly
8. I Quit
9. The Dick Way Whack
10. Take A Shower
10 Things you wish you could say to ten different people
10. Yes I will do it you for 10K
9. I'll pay your monkey ass when I feel like it
8. Oh I'm so sorry my ass knocked your drink over
7. No you never make me come
6. Gimme me money back and I don't have no gotdamn receipt kiss my ass so what
5. Bitch you know I look better than you
4. I do
3. Me love you long time
2. Bitch Ion care about your raggedy ass kids
1.Fuck you and this funky ass job
10 Things you wish you could say to ten different people
(FIRST 4 ARE FOR ONE PERSON)
10. WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID ?
9. HE DON'T WANT YOU NO MORE, DEAL WITH IT...
8. I DON'T WANNA BE HER MOMMA, STUPID ASS !!
7. KISS MY ASS
6. I'MMA MAKE U MY HUBBY
5. U ARE SUPERWOMAN
4. WILL U ADOPT ME ? (OPRAH)
3. DON'T U OWE ME SOME MONEY ? (ANYONE)
2. YA'LL MY DAWDS
1. NIGGA IS U SICK?
9 Things about yourself
9. I'M CUTE
8. I'M ALWAYS SLEEPY
7. I HAVE A SHORT FUSE
6. I'M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON
5. I THINK DAMN NEAR EVERYBODY IS STUPID
4. I'M A PROCRASTINATOR
3. I LOVE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS
2. I HATE COLD WEATHER
1. PIZZA ROLLS ARE MY FRIEND
8 Ways to win my heart
8. MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE SEXIEST THANG ALIVE
7. MOST LOVE MORE THAN LIL WAYNE & DIP SHITS (I MEAN DIP SET)
6. TELL ME YOU LOVE ME WHEN U DON'T THINK I'M LISTENING (I.E. SLEEPING)
5. SINCERELY LAUGH AT MY ATTEMPTS TO MAKE U LAUGH
4. NOT A DRUGGY OR A WACKO TABACCO
3. WASH DA DAMN DISHES >>>>I'LL GO WITH THAT ONE
2. LOVE YOURSELF
1. DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE SILLY AROUND ME & MAKE ME LAUGH
7 Things that cross my mind a lot
7.MONEY
6.SEX
5.DYING
4.WHAT'S GROWING INSIDE ME
3.A BIGGER HOUSE
2.MO MONEY FO THAT BIGGER HOUSE
1.BEDTIME
6 Things I do before I go to sleep
6.SHOWER
5.SOMETIMES BRUSH MY CHOPPERS
4.CHECK THE LIGHTS IF I'M THE ONLY ONE STILL AWAKE
3.MAKE SURE DOORS ARE LOCKED
2.PRAY IF I'M NOT DEAD TIRED WHICH ISN'T OFTEN ENOUGH
1.SKRIP
5 People I couldn't live without
5. DON'T WANNA LIVE WITHOUT BF/BD
4. DADDY
3. SISTER
2. MOMMY IS MOST IMPORTANT
1. MY CYBER HOODRATS !!! LOL
4 Things I am wearing right now
4.BRA
3.CAMY
2.JOGGING PANTS
1.LONG SLEEVE SHIRT
3 Songs that fit my life perfectly
3.APPLE TREE - ARYKAH BADU
2.MY LIFE - MARY J
1.HAPPY - MARY J
2 Things I want to do before I die
2.TRAVEL
1.CELEBRATE 50 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
1 Confession
1. I;M SLEEPY
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