Why Wednesday

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Chrissy's Why's



*Why the news in Atlanta busted NeNe from Atlanta housewives calling her fake




*Why that shit tickled me




*Why they was like her and her hubby owe ppl




*Why i was like what nigga DON'T owe ppl tho




*Why the top i am wearing today can't control my boobage




*Why its a cute ass top my my tits keep spilling out




*Why that shit pisses me off cause big titty girls can't wear certain shit




*Why i gotta keep my scarf on and over my tits to keep em from gettin' cold




*Why my son took it upon himself to wear his jacket instead of his coat this morning




*Why i wanted to slap the piss out his ass for doing that




*Why he snuck and took the coat off and put his jacket on right before we got in the car




*Why him and his sister wanna test me @ 7:00 in the morning




*Why imma go find me some breakfast before i starve...


Bammy's Why's


*Why i'm starving too?


*Why I know some of yall like you always hungry Bammy?


*Why I ain't really got much of nothing to why about?


*Why that House episode had me crying last night?


*Why I recently discovered Last.fm and i'm in love?


*Why i uploaded my itunes libabry last night?


*Why I was shocked cuz it told me the second person I listen to most is Missy Elliot?


*Why I know they lying! lol


*Why I need to find something to eat, stat!


*Why I'm too lazy to find a pic?

75 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHY IMMA TELL BAMMY I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE LINK TO lAST .FM AND CAN PLAY MUSIC TOO, BUT I HAVE NO SPEAKERS

WHY I GAVE THE FUCK UP ON IT CAUSE IT DONT GIVE A DAMN BOUT ME

WHY ODARA GON COME IN HERE WITH SOME OUT THE WAY NEED TO BE BANNED BUT WE NEVER GON BAN HER CAUSE SHE NICE WHYS

WHY THIS LADY GON MAKE ME FUCK HER UP OVER A GOTDAMN PAPER

WHY THE NOTION OF ME FUCKING HER UP IS FUNNY

WHY I NEED SEX

WHY IT CANT BE HOT SWEATY TAKE ME NOW SEX I NEED TO BE LAID DOWN AND MADE LOVE TO LIKE HAIRY BOOTY ALLEN PAYNE DID JADA PINKETT IN JASONS LYRIC

WHY I CAN'T IMAGINE A NIGGA LIKE SNOOP DOGG MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN

WHY I BET HE DON'T EVEN MOVE DURING SEX HE LAY THERE ROLLING BLUNTS WHILE THE GILR RIDE HIM

WHY HE PROLLY ROLE ONE THEN LIGHT IT ALL WHY THE GIRL STILL UP THERE ROCKING

WHY I WONDER IF SNOOP STILL SIP ON GIN N JUICE

WHY THESE SOME RANDOM ASS WHYS

Anonymous said...

why the heat in my office take yrs to warm up

why my feet feel like bricks of ice

why my momma had me dying last night talking bout keyshia cole and her family

why my momma said if she were keyshia she would put them ppl on a plane back to oakland and leave em there

why she also said keyshia booty too big for her lil body

why i still ain't went and got my breakfast

why these whys better be poppin fresh like some biscuits

Bahama said...

why chrissy ain't got no sense?

why it sucks she ain't got no speakers?

why i'm listening to Norah Jones right now?

why i got a heap of work to do but i don't wanna?

why the only thing here to eat is eff'n outdated granola bars?

why i think i want a cheesesteak for lunch?

why i don't know if i wanna pay 7 bucks JUST for a eff'n cheesesteak

why does eating gotta be so expensive?

why i think i'mma go by the beach 4
lunch?

why i love going by the beach for lunch but haven't done it lately?

why i really should get started on this price list but i'm not motivated.

Bahama said...

why i wanna tell chrissy that the 2pc chicken @ KFC done went up again?

why i'm with chrissy these why's better get to pop lockin and droppin!

why the damn Lakers lost again last night?

why i wanna punch them in the gut!

why i'm #1 in both my fantasy leauges tho?

why i'm so haapy?

why i wanna rub that in BSHEPJR's face? lol

Anonymous said...

why i hate it when ppl that work here tell ppl they know to come up here and ask for an application

why its like they be expecting ME to hire they ass on the spot

why i have no fucking so say in that shit and no matter how many times i say that they still be wanting me to say OK U START TOMM????

why my partners in crime (bobble and bammy) fell the need to work and leave me alone and lost

why i need to fill out my insurance papers

why thats what imma do when yall go and get ya work on

why scott storch so broke

why ppl acting shock that fantasia got foreclosed houses n shit

why i ain't shocked @ all cause she seem simple as hell

why these fools don't outright BUY they shit instead of making payments on it if they making money

MzPurp said...

Why I’m so glad it’s why wednesday??

Why I’m happy cause I went to go see my Granny last night in the nursing home?

Why the nurses there & in hospitals always gotta braid the patients hair like they some lil slaves?

Why my granny was so happy to see me yesterday?

Why my aunt was talking bout how my Granny always fussing at the nurses?

Why my aunt said they was gon beat my Granny up?

Why my Granny said “if they hit me, I’mma tell”?

Why she sound like a lil kid?…lol
Why she then said she would throw a bottle at they head?

Why I’ll be so glad when she get outta that funky nursing home?

Why the people there b looking so bad and run down?

Why I wish they families would visit them often to make sure they bein taken care of properly?

Why everytime we leaving the nursing home, the hallways gotta b so stank?

Why does it always smell like old piss and sh*t, topped w a lil pit funk and ammonia?

Anonymous said...

why my braces hurting the fuck outta my teeth right now?

why it even hurts for me to brush my teeth?

why I could only eat a meatball for dinner last nite?

why they only had 3 meatballs left in the pot and I started to tell my son it wasn't none and just give him spaghetti and just sauce?

why he woulda blew me down for that?

why I don't even play with him like that?

why he tell me off in a heartbeat?

why I be laughin at him but he be so serious?

why I'm hungry as a muthafucka cause that meatball didn't fill me up?

Anonymous said...

Why the nurses there & in hospitals always gotta braid the patients hair like they some lil slaves?
^^^^^ why i never understood that shit either

why i am glad u brought this up tho cause it give me a chance to talk bout my uncle (my grannys brother) who in a nursing home

why his hair just sticks straight up on his head

why he think i am my momma and my daughter is me when we go see him

why i laugh so muthafucking hard my momma slapped me on my ass and told me to stfu

why i still ain't stop laughing tho

why he kept ignoring my granny and momma and calling me Ray (my momma name)

why my momma kept saying I'M RAY THAT'S MY BABY U TALKING TO

why my granny finally just said fuck this yall lets go

why they go see him every week and his hair still is never combed

why he got a comb n brush in his room that look brand spanking new

why i told momma u better tell them nurses to break that comb n brush set in

why ain't nothing wrong with uncle, he just a lil senile and nappy headed

why i bet if he cut and or combed that birning bush on his head he would gain some sense back....

MzPurp said...

why my granny finally just said fuck this yall lets go

why ain't nothing wrong with uncle, he just a lil senile and nappy headed

why i bet if he cut and or combed that birning bush on his head he would gain some sense back....
^^^^Why I'm DEAD off this?

Why this fool said her uncle got a "burning bush" on top of his hair?

Why I'm LMAO to that?

Why I wanna kno how his hair nappy but stick straight up in his hair?

Why I wanna kno if he permed his hair like Denzel in Malcom X, and somethin went wrong so thats why it stick up like that?

Why this lady just walk in and speak to everybody?

Why I said "hello" back and she looked at me like I was crazy?

Why that's why I don't even speak to these damn fools in here?

Why I'm listening to this Trey Song's mixtape?

Why he really think he a R&B thug for real?

Why he don't kno that R. Kelly will forever b the only R&B thug?

Why I'm lying w that last why?

Anonymous said...

why yu not lying tho only r kelly can be the r&b thug

why i have no clue why uncle hair look like it do i think he try to come it or the nurses do, and they just give up midway throo

why they was talking bout fetishes on the radio this morning

why this one chick said her man liked for her to piss on him when he gto ready to cum

why i gagged hearing that shit

why pissing on a person is not a fetish but a health hazard

why i have no fetishes

why i think imma do a post and ask ppl to talk bout they fetishes

why this lady that work here irks me so bad she nosy and fucking rude

why i like none of my co-workers

Melissa W said...

Why I wondered the same thing about my grandma nursing home

Why I gotta go home for a funeral

why i pray my family don't act the fool at this funeral

why I know there gonna be random people giving condolences to my family that don't even know the deceased

why them same people gonna come to the house and eat ALL the food

why i want to go shopping after the funeral, but I know that's not right

why the airlines act like they dont want to give me a discount for this bereavement flight

why i really dont feel like packin to go home

why i wanna through all my dirty clothes in suitcase and say eff it

why i still got homework to do while i on sick leave

why i gotta lot of whys today but imma come back a lil later

Anonymous said...

Why Ladybug Workin With This Chixx That Be Havin Random Snorts Goin On???

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Sittin At My Computer Listening To Pandora?

Why I Got That Go D J Knockin?

Why My Co Workers Is Behind Me Bouncin They Heads?

Why I'm Mad About That?

Why Imma Need Them To Get Out My Space Right Now?

Why I Went To Yum Yum's Like 10 Mins After I Started Work?

Why I Order A Carmel Med Coffee?

Why Da Hatin Ass Chixx Give Me A Reg Coffee?

Why I Wanted To Throw That Ish At Her?

But Why I Aint Got No Money Of She Wanna Take Me To Court?

grey goose said...

why i had to go home for a funeral last week?

why my family DID ack a fool?

why I was laughing when my uncle wear his overalls, a leather vest, and cowboy boots to the funeral?

why we found out that we had bout 20 unknown cousins?

@ Chrissy

"Why that shit pisses me off cause big titty girls can't wear certain shit"

why im feelin u?

why that scarf aint gone help?

why big titties dont stay were they possed to?

MzPurp said...

Why do these damn people in here think I care about what they talking bout?

Why this lady always come in here, say some sh*t, then leave out?

Why we just ignore her ass?

Why I kno they gon give me $$ next week at the Xmas party?

Why I wanna ask for mine now cuz I’m broke?

Why this law firm I’m putting in our database name is Cooch & Taylor?

Why I wouldn’t work for them?

Why I wanna kno what Cooch had to do to make partner?

Why if I saw this law firm in the phone book I wouldn’t want them handling my business just off the name alone?

Why I kno some fool prob thinking they giving away cooch?..lmao!

Why is it 60 degrees here today?

Why tomorrow it’s gonna be colder than polar bear nuts?

Why it’s supposed to snow too?

Why I hope it snow hard enough for us to get off work?

Why I kno that’s not gonna happen?

Anonymous said...

why i skipped past yalls whys cause i know if i hadda read em i would have forgotten my whys

why i hate it when we have visitors and company here from several different places cause i am HORRIBlE with names

why i also can't stand when a muthafucka wanna come in here and look lost n shit and when i ask em who they here to see they mind go blank and they think i am cleo with a crystal ball and i can tell they ass who they here to see like i read minds

why my sister getting flaky on a nigga

why her ass know i needs to know gossip and be int he know bout her life when shit poppin off

why i called my brother and that nigga don't know shit cept weed and cheetos

matter fact, why i think my brother don't give a damn bout either one of his sisters lmao

why he prolly gon ignore his cell when i call him back

why if he do imma leave a voicemail telling him i know where that good @

why if i do that his ass will call back faster than superman change clothes

why he would prolly tell me to go get the good green bring it to him and he will pay me back

why he bold like that

why i done wasted all these whys on my pot head brother and my keeping secrets sister

Mandii Nichole said...

why i go out and buy some new jeans the other night cause i didn't want to do laundry?

why i do it knowing i don't have money like that?

why i been out of the blogging game for so long?

why i have so much i want to blog about when i'm too busy but can't think of anything when i sit down in front of my computer?

why my co-worker just e-mail me to come downstairs to unlock something for her?

why its such a long walk from the main offices to the floor?

why someone downstairs can't do it?

why now i gotta get up, hit two flights of stairs and hike a mile to get to my co-worker?

why i tell Mr. Man imma go get neutered on my lunch break today?

why i wanted to get physically violent towards him this morning?

why my manager just bring me some money and tell me what she want for lunch when i'm not the person that goes to get her food?

why she up on lunch so dayum early?

why i'm still sitting her why'n and i told my co-worker i was on my way?

why the manager downstairs lost his keys about a week ago and hasn't reported it yet?

why i broke the holder for my work id, so now i'm not wearing one like i can't just get another holder?

why i think imma be charged to get another one, and i ain't goin?

Anonymous said...

why hasn't Chriss checked her e-mail on MN?

WHy does my job have the blocks back on so i can't log in?

why i need to smoke a wine black n mild

why i can't wait to get off

Anonymous said...

Why haven't i been on here in forever?

why is that?

why is this anon shyt killin me?


why?

Anonymous said...

@ Chrissy

"Why that shit pisses me off cause big titty girls can't wear certain shit"

why im feelin u?

why that scarf aint gone help?

why big titties dont stay were they possed to?
^^^^^^

@ grey goose

why i done adjusted this top upteen times and this scarf getting hot as hell around my neck

why u right tho this scraf is cussing my tits out for being so big and in the way

why i didn't give a damn tho i knew last night when i was looking for my jeans and i came cross this top i was gon wear it tits popping out and all

why my tits out but i am still cute as hell

why i hate it when ppl ask me for directions i suck @ giving em

why this girl just came in dressed like a fucking eskimo a pink one @ that

why its cold as fuck here so i can't blame her

why she grown but had on one of them hats with the lil ball on top of it lmmfao

Mandii Nichole said...

why i forgot what i was about to why about?

why i take the last can of campbell's rigatoni to work with me so Mr. Man wouldn't eat it when he got off work?

why an order was missing something so the employee just didn't send it out at all?

why i wanted to slap him when he told me that?

why it irritate me when ppl ask me what i like to do?

why i'm reading a book called Ghettonation and wanna share it with the whole world?

Mandii Nichole said...

why my manager just say its 50 degrees outside and its really 30-somn?

why i'm about to order some crab rangoon?

why i hate seafood, but like crab rangoon?

why it don't really have crab in it anyway? just some sprinkles of imitation crab that you can't even taste?

why i'm not gone just eat this can of rigatoni?

why i'm probably gone eat both?

why i'm feelin ya'll on the tees vs tiddays tip?

Ericka said...

why speakin of funerals I went to the funniest one EVER?

why it was my cousins baby daddy (who was in jail) grandmother?

why she (my cousin) had this girl we know come sing?

why she the ugliest person you have ever seen?

why she look worse then flav AND his momma?

why I call the chick and her ex-bff flav and New york?

Why Flav (ole girl that was singing) built like a lower case t?

why her shoulders is wide and her body is a -0 (literally)?

...anywho back to the furneral

why she was supposed to sing End of the Road (boyz to MEN)?

why she forget the words and told them at the funeral she was gon sing his eyes is on the sparrow after it was printed in the obituary?

why she had on a red satin shirt w/a purple belt under her boobs?

why did the belt come undone and it was like a FOOT swaying in the air w/a safety pin on the end?

why did I need to get in the casket after that?

why she was singing and forgot the words to his eyes is on the sparrow?

why she just put her head down and rock for like 3 min?

why the old people thought she was hurting due to the funeral?

why they was talking bout take your time baby?

why was I giggling and hitting my cousin?

why the baby daddy momma (crackhead) come pimin up in that boy bout an hour into the funeral in a mans suit, triple fat goose and the DEAD womans wig?

why her lips was tooted and kept twitching cuz she just had a hit?

why i laid in the casket next to the dead granny?

Anonymous said...

why am i so hungry?

why is Chriss finna be fired as my sister....cuz i NEED her right about now?

why crab rangoon siound good right about now?

Why this Kali?

Mandii Nichole said...

why i wish i was at that funeral with Ericka?

why her whys played out in my head like i was watchin a movie?

why i'm DEAD now?

Anonymous said...

Why Ericka???

LMAo

I .can't

"take ur time baby"

LMao.

Anonymous said...

"why her whys played out in my head like i was watchin a movie?"

why i did the same thing?

Anonymous said...

why erika need to give her keyboard to me and step the hell away from her computer

why i am mad ole girl forgot the wordsand just leaned with it rocked with it

why the old ppl stoopid for thinking she was hurt over a person she ain't know

lmmfao why i am prolly gon regret it but i gotta ask Erika could she sing?

Mandii Nichole said...

why this regional manager make a "meow" sound almost every time he walks past my office?

why i've had a slight crush on him for the last 6 yrs?

why we have two regional managers in one region?

Bahama said...

Why it's been a long time since i seen Mandii?

Why i'm cyber happy she's back?

Why the why's ain't poppin?

Why i'm still hungry?

Why the mister clean looking guy is still trying to spit game @me?

Why he asked me if i got a hot date this weekend?

Why he said wait you can't cuz it ain't with me?

Why i LMAO??

Why he swears he is a smooth talker?

why i'm still LOL

MzPurp said...

Why I done fell all outta the loop w my shows?

Why I’m real sad, almost depressed about that sh*t?

Why my boo ask me last night what shows I was gon watch and I couldn’t even think of what days they came on?

Why I think he’s secretly happy that I’m not watchin em, so I can pay more attention to him?

Why we done got so old that we have to schedule our sex sessions?

Why we always miss em cuz we get tipsy and elevated, then fall asleep?

Why we watch the Dark Knight last night, and the Joker was soo creepy?

Why I ain’t watch the whole movie cuz I was too tipsy and sleepy?

Why the next time I woke up the Menu screen was up and my boo was snoring next to me?

Why I’m mad that I be so sleepy by 9pm now?

Why I wanna knot ho why that only happens during the week and not on the weekends?

Why I don’t even have much of a “weekend” anymore dealing w this fool?

Why we don’t do sh*t we used to do?

Why I hate when niggas get all comfy but expect you to be on ur sh*t forever?

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Writting My Final Sociology Paper On Thizzles?

Why I Wanna Take Sum To Class And Pass Them Out As Visual Aide's?

Why My Teacher Koo Like That And He Mite Take One Wit Da Class?

Why I Dont Know What A Thizzle High Feel Like?

Why Did I Even Pick That Ish To Write About?

Why Imma Get A Good Grade Cuz He Aint Even Gone Read Them Tho?

Anonymous said...

why mzp and her man comy and in love

why next they gon be farting and burping right in each others faces

why hubby get mad when i burp cause its so unlady like let his ass tell it

why i be so flabbergasted that DIS NIGGA who was raised in the projects gon tell me what is and ain't lady like

why he ain't even had a lady till he had me

why he would deny that and say he dated models from miami to canada

why he told me one time he was fucking with a chick from canada

why i fell the fuck out laughing so hard he got mad

why after i recovered i said i ain't know it was a canada in texas

MzPurp said...

Why I'm DEAD offa Ericka why's and I'm not coming back cuz ya'll play too damn much!..LMFAO!

Mandii Nichole said...

why Mr. Man was watching Boys Don't Cry on VHS last night?

why when i asked him why that was his choice of movie, he said cause he hadn't seen it in a while?

why he felt like that was gonna make it less hilarious to me?

why he said i always think middle aged or old white guys are hott?

why he kinda right? (al pacino, robert de niro, nicolas cage...)

Unknown said...

why I thought my divorce would have been final last Friday

why this fool did not show up to court (neither did I) or let me know about the date

why this fool thouhgt he was going to get a default judgment against me, but the azzhole didn't show up

why I have to go and file again

why imma be a bytch and ask for half of his house he just bought with his girlfriend because it was bought before the divorce was final

why do I find so much joy in that

why my ninja said I was being so petty

why if he keeps talking to me imma tell him to kill himself immediately

Bahama said...

why i need to find me something to eat?

why like i said earlier i'm going to the beach for lunch..

why if the mood strikes me I'll jump in the water?

why i'd do it with all my clothes on?

why i'd call work and tell them some kung fu artist kidnapped me and threw me in the water?

why i think they might actually buy that story?

why i still don't know know what i'm eating tho

Mandii Nichole said...

why i'm cyber happy to see bam & snow too?

why i'm trippin so hard offa snow hubby?

why i just finished eating and now i'm about to leave "for lunch"?

Anonymous said...

why i wanna know what y'all eatin for lunch?

why haven't i updated my blog since 11/20/2008?

why i know ppl like "i ain't fukkin wit Kali"

damn.

why i can't wait to go out to the club again?

why am i so excited?

Bahama said...

WHY i'm so happy to see Jace???

why all we need now is Patent, Onan and it'll be like old times??

Anonymous said...

why I came to drop some whys but since I read about that funeral I'm gone have to come back after I recover from that?

Tangela said...

Why Im crackin the fcuk up at Kali?

Why I gotta go to a funeral on Saturday?

Why I'm looking forward to the after burial gathering so I get eat some fried chicken?

Why I aint ate friend chicken in like 3 years?

Why I'mm get my Black card back on Saturday when I bite into a freshly battered chicken leg?

Why I got some more why's but I'm laughin and can't really think?

MzPurp said...

LOL @ Thuggy Hubby!

Chrissy, why we already passed that point?

Why he just burps and farts all rude all over the place?

Why I hate it, but I do the same thing so I can't get that mad?

Why he asked me one day, after gettin mad at him for the shit, why his farts and burps repulse me?

Why I almost choked when he asked me that?

Why I hate it cuz he pick the weirdest times to do that shit?

Why he still think its funny tho?

Why I'm not doin too much work today?

Why I'm sittin here listening to The Chocolate Factory, reminiscin like sh*t?

Why couldn't R. Kelly just leave the kids alone and keep makin all this sexxy music?

Why I'mma stop why'n bout Kellz?

Why I'm listening to this song w R. Isley?

Why he wishin he woulda paid his taxes w the $$ he got from working w R. Kelly?

Why he in jail now cuz of that sh*T?

Why that "T" made me think of the gurl that Ericka why'd about ^^?

Why that sh*t got me crackin up still?

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!

JACE????

OMG

I'm.mad.at.u.

K@liente

Anonymous said...

y my sis havn a xmas party @ her house?

y she tombout its gon be a nice classy evening?

y she do got a real nice house so it prolly is gon be kinda classy?

y she talkn bout don tell our ghetto ass momma tho?

y she say cus we gon need her as a babysitter?

y its also cus momz always turns the parties OUT?

y all our friend love kickn it round momz?

y sis say she gon be classy and drink wine all night?

y i dont drink no damn wine all like that?

y i think PATRON is a classy drank if consumed in moderation?

y imma po my PatRon in a wine glass so sis wont be tripn?

y sis and bruh-n-law tombout i gotta bring sumbody to the party (a date)

y i think they just trying to be all up in my biz?

y they just wanna know who im eff'n wit?

y she tombout playn xmas carols @ da party?

Y DE HELL I AINT GOIN NO MO CUS OF THAT?

Anonymous said...

Why i'm trippin of TANGARAY eatin fried chicken???

LMAo
HAHA

Why i was worried bout Jace...niggah sent me a friend request, talked to her a couple of times...she went on that date...didn't hear from her since.

I was REALLY worried!

Anonymous said...

y i dont ever want to go to no mo funerals wit my momz?

y she be real loud talkn to the dead?

y 1 time she was like "Royce, Is that u Royce?!!!!!

y she stood there waitn for Royce to holla back?

y this went on during the viewing portion of the service?

y i was standing up there wit her silly ass trying to hold her up?

y i aint do a good job and next thang i knew she dun slammed us both to the floor?

y she even acted a stone cold fool when Luther Vandross died?

y she was @ da house balled up in the fetal postion for like 3 days behind fat Luther/skinny Luther?

Ericka said...

why she can really sing?

why my cuz was scared to tell her baby daddy about that funny ass funeral?

why I rode w/her to pick him up from the joint?

why ya'll know i told?

why he ain't find that shit funny?

why i was dying laughing and started to tell that ninja he could get the hell outta my car?

why my cousin was trying not to laugh?

why did this chick he used to mess with show up at the funeral?

why my cousin had already beat ole girl up a few years back?

why my cousin say she was dressed like the matrix?

why was she?

why ole girl has a retarded son named John or Jim (sumthin w/a J)?

why my cousin call him Jed?

why do it be sooo funny to me?

why she be talkin bout "that skinny byotch need to go home, got Jed watching them mfin kids"?

why do she think Jed watch the other kids cuz he the oldest?

why my other cousin a social worker and looked her ass up?

why she really do have an open case for letting Jed watch them other chilren?

MzPurp said...

Why I wanna hang out w Ladybug mama?

Why I think we would have a good ol time?

Why I'm DEAD offa her talkin bout some damn ROYCE, IS DAT YOU?

Why I bet LadyBug's Mama woulda pissed her pants and ran up outta there if Royce woulda answered her??

Why I'm dying some more cuz I could just picture Royce sitting up like, NIGGA IS U SICK!? You kno its me!...LMFAO!

Why I'mma leave for real and go get me some lunch offa that last why?

Why I don't even kno what I wanna eat?

Unknown said...

@ Ericka

why i'm dead

grey goose said...

why i anit mad at cha Jackie?

why id be tryin to take it all?

why i got gas?

why it stank?

why i just pooted in the hallway?

why people started turning their noses up?

why i did the same like it wasnt me?

why im dead at the funeral stories?

why i miss whying?

why i told you chrissy

why haven big titties is a bish

why i cant wait for my vacay

Ericka said...

why i think erbody acted a fool when luther died?

why i'm from cleveland so you know when Gearld died everybody morned for like a week?

why his brother Sean dun went and died a year later?

why it bring back all the sadness?

why my friend/my other mother/my daddy's part time freak/my daddy's neighbor whom i love dearly has a maid that lives with her?

why she ain't really a maid?

why she a lil slow and needed a guardian?

why she go outside (innercity) and get high then come back to the house talkin bout she miss Gerald and play his music all loud all night?

why her and lil t (see prev post) neck and neck for ugliest person?

why the maid look like a treasure troll (not a cute on)?

why they got the same nose and the treasure troll hair is longer then hers but it stand up on they heads the same?

why the troll maid turn all the parties out?

why she be on the ground doing the dogg?

why it be after she has had a few camos?

why I bet ya'll don't know what Camos are?

why is they the same thing as Seel reserve or any other cheap malt liquor?

why they cheaper and worst/

why i really think it's crack in the can?

why my other mother all bougey (sp) and shiz be in the grocery store in her full length mink talmbout let me get three camos?

why do they call it Malt Liquor anyway?

Unknown said...

why I miss yall Kali

why I had to sit my azz down because my divorce knocked the wind out of my azz

why my ex made me realize that ninja's are bytches too!

why my new boo is the "shyt and the urine"

why I know bammy knows where I got that from

why I have had a crush on my new boo since the 6th grade

why I saw him the club in August and we have been together ever since

why he loves Ciroc and Remy more than me

why I know this is the man for me

Unknown said...

why I miss yall Kali

why I had to sit my azz down because my divorce knocked the wind out of my azz

why my ex made me realize that ninja's are bytches too!

why my new boo is the "shyt and the urine"

why I know bammy knows where I got that from

why I have had a crush on my new boo since the 6th grade

why I saw him the club in August and we have been together ever since

why he loves Ciroc and Remy more than me

why I know this is the man for me

Tangela said...

Why I gotta story?

Why I was on the phone the other night, chatting it up?

Why it was loud wherever he was and I was like "WHat is that noise?"

Why I asked this nigga what he was doing and he said "We bowling..." so I figured peeps was in the background cheering and shit.

Why I was like, "Oh, Ya'll bowling? How you bowling and on the phone at the same time?"

Why I asked him how the pickles and nachos was?

Why all of sudden nigga said he was finna play pool, but I ain't hear him tell NAN nigga that he quit bowling?

Why I was damn he cold-blooded?

Why he was like, "Damn, I can't find the sticks to play?"

Why like 2 minutes later this nigga said "lemme call you back, I need to take my contacts out?"

Why as we got off the phone was I thinking, "Damn he must be a vampire or some shit, cuz I ain't hear him tell nobody bye, I aint' heard NAN door close, NAN key jingle, basically I ain't heard shit?

Why he called me back and asked why I hung up?

WHy I told him I thought he said he was gone call me back?

WHy he said that he told me to hold on?

WHy I was confuzzled as hell and asked him how he get home so damn fast?

Why he said he been home the WHOLE fcukin time?

Why I said, "nigga you said ya'll was bowling!?"

WHy he said, "Naw, I told you I was WII BOWLING!?"

WHy he was talking about a got damn NINTENDO game system and here I am thinking he at a damn bowling alley or some shit with Super Powers?

Why I couldn't get over the fact that he said, "WII bowling" and I thought he said "WE bowling?"

WHy I was cracking the phuck up at myself tho?

WHy I was mad as hell I was asking questions like he was really in a bowling alley and he ain't ask me what fcuk I was talkin 'bout!?

Anonymous said...

LMao @ Tang!!! haha

why I'm glad u told me that Jace, lets me know there is still hope, u don't always end up with the one u "think" ur meant to be with (referring to ur ex)

Anonymous said...

why tangela can no longer clown me over a muthafucking thang....

tis all cause i got to go WE BOWLING then i gotta read me some poems by YOUNG BUCK......

Mandii Nichole said...

why i wanna hang out with Ladybug's Momz & Ericka?

why i wanna meet "Jed"?

why i'm trippin so dayum hard offa Tangela's story?

ODARA said...

why i'm gonna roll all up in this piece all LATE???

why i got like Fiddy-Eleven e-friends & NOT one of them reminded me to why??

why i'mma take that back cause I think chrissy reminded me after I remembered???

why somebody prolly gonna whoop my azz @ work???

why i be getting smart with ppl that come in the office???

why i say slick shit cause i sit behind a 4inch glass???

why they prolly be wanting to choke the shit outta me???

why they prolly gonna follow me to the parking deck???

why imma ask security to PLEASE escort me out???

why i'm still trippin' bout dude effing somebody @ 7-11????

why i didn't know 7-11 is STILL around???

why they use to make the BEST slurpees???

why i'm bout to analyze some of yalls why's & come back???

why i'm bout to say this first tho???

why the hell KEITH SWEAT singing bout some Mcnuggets????

why they think we wanna hear his whining ASS moan all over a McChicken commercial???

MzPurp said...

LMFAO! @ Tangi!

Why Tom had her fooled like sh*t?

Why Tom ass all workin hard n shit in the other room, and got Tangi naggin ass on the phone?

Why I woulda be confuzzled my damn self if I was Tangi?

Why this Broccoli & Cheese soup is the best from Quizno's? (and yes I'mma say it again!)

Why I had a Sammy as well, and it was equally tasty?

Why won't these sick ass people here at my job just stay the fuck home?

Why they think I wanna get they stank ass colds?

Why do these same folks come in here talkin to themselves tryna figure out how to use the fax and copy machines?

Why do they think that bc they talkin to themselves that I'm gon jump up and say "U need help?"?

Why don't they already kno I don't give a fcuk?

Tangela said...

WHy I forgot to tell ya'll more about the story?

WHy when he was bowling, this nigga was like "I bowled a perfect game?" I could peeps in the background cheering him on and shit?

Why he thought he was the shit for bowling a 300?

Why I kinda thought that shit too, til I found out he was on a gat-damn nintendo!?

Why he was talking shit to me about how I sucked at bowling and he in his living in his draws playing a mutha-fluckin nintendo?

Why errytime I think of "We bowling" I die in a fit of laughter?

ODARA said...

why i'mma need rae rae to stop KILLING me with that story???

why that's a easy mistake to make tho???

why that nigga shoulda clarified that shit???

why i wanna know how da hell do you WII Bowl anyway???

why i picture him standing up with his earpiece on acting out bowling motions???

why he prolly be running down the living room like he really @ the bowling alley???

why does WII pool have real sticks????

Anonymous said...

why i say slick shit cause i sit behind a 4inch glass???

^^^^why @ my last job odara i had that but @ the job i am @ now i dont

why i wish i did cause some fools be rolling up in here that need to be shot

why one day i had a converstion with a serial killer

why after that i said imma get me a weapon up in dis bitch

why all i got tho is a big ass stapler

why i am so happy billy bout dumb as a box of rocks

why her ass was laughing @ me so hard yesterday cause i thought young buck was a poet then she gon pull this WE BOWLING the nigga a vampire with super human strenght bullshit

Bahama said...

why i was right in the middle of going into a good a$$ sleep by the water when my alarm went off?

why i shoulda called in the story I said i was gonna do?

why that it was so chill by the beach i ain't wanna leave?

why when i got back to the office i said to myself i really shoulda stayed?

why i parked in the back of the parking lot and was gonna walk thru the warehouse?

why i walk up the stairs to get in the warehouse and i see the check-out guy hiding behind the warehouse door?

why i then heard and saw a firecracker almost hit him?

why i wanted to laugh but i had to tinkle in the worst way?

why i was bout to walk past when he pulled me back right b4 a firecracker hit me?

WHY my damn boss is out his ever loving toys r' us mind?

why he was at the top of the stairs that lead to offices shooting rocket firecrackers?

Why i really had to piss so i had to get a white piece of paper and scream out WHITE FLAG just so i could cross?

Why he only stopped for a milisecond?

Why i had to pass him to get in the office?

Why when i walked in the entire office smelled like firecrackers......again.

Why i don't know HOW his wife puts up with him?

WHy i really should called un my kung-fu kidnappers story?

ODARA said...

why bammy work with some damn FOOLS???

why i can't imagine my boss throwing a damn firecracker @ me????

why bammy live in paradise talking bout taking a nap by the beach????

why the only thing close to a damn beach we got round here is a filthy azz lake???

why i'mma ask bammy if they have them sea shells that sound like the ocean???

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Over Here LMAO Bout The Whole Wii Game?

Why I'm Lmao Bout Keith Sweat Still Singin?

Why I Been Sittin At This Desk All Day And Aint Had Nothing Good To Why About?

Why I Let A Patient Fall Yesterday?

Why She Was Tryin To Take Me Down With Her Tho?

Why I Kinda Laughed When She Fell Tho?

Why The Other Day When I Was In Target This One Chixx Gone Make Up A Word Tombout Peeonish?

Tangela said...

WHy this heffa starts her why's with "I was napping by the damn beach?

WHy I'm basically landlocked?

Why I can swim tho?

Why I wish I WOULD get my hair wet on purpose?

Why I would be ret to fight somebody over my hair getting wet?

Bahama said...

why deezy don't know how stupid these men are?

Why i shouldn't even call them men? they act like teenagers?

Why deezy also don't know we do have them shells, they are called conch shells?

Why conch is like the best seafood thing ever but it's high in cholesterol, so it's bad! lol

Why i'm dodge'n my supervisor cuz i don't wanna go back on the road?

Anonymous said...

why i'm not even hungry anymore:(

why r men so DUMB?

why do i just wanna go home, lay in bed and cry my eys out while listening to Keyshia Cole?

why does that shyt work?

K@li

MzPurp said...

Why I wanna kno what's wrong w Kali?

Why I be feeling the same way sometimes?

Why I just think my boo is Bi-Polar so we gon experience hi's and low's w his ass?

Why I hope Kali feel betta!!!!

Unknown said...

@ Kali

why it's gone b alright

why keyshia got me through many of nights

why I wanted to permantely fcuk somebody up on a dialy basis

why I so kewl now don't shyt rest on my shoulders that I can't dust off

why all the shyt you going thru gon b a thing of the past soon

why all you need right now is some Ciroc

Unknown said...

@ Kali

why it's gone b alright

why keyshia got me through many of nights

why I wanted to permantely fcuk somebody up on a dialy basis

why I so kewl now don't shyt rest on my shoulders that I can't dust off

why all the shyt you going thru gon b a thing of the past soon

why all you need right now is some Ciroc

Anonymous said...

why my fat ass decided to go to the gym yesterday?

why i could only work out for 20 mins before i started to hyperventilate?

why this old lady was laffing at me for only working out for 20 mins?

why i left my ipod and bose headphones at the gym?

why i refuse to go back to the gym cuz i lost my shit there?

why my stalker told me he gonna buy me a new ipod?

why i know ima have to give up the coochie for it?

why am i ok with that idea in a time of recession?

why Obama gonna fix this economy so i dont have to fuck for an ipod??

Anonymous said...

thanx @ Jace.....

lmao @ u n Ciroc

Anonymous said...

"why my stalker told me he gonna buy me a new ipod?

why i know ima have to give up the coochie for it?

why am i ok with that idea in a time of recession?

why Obama gonna fix this economy so i dont have to fuck for an ipod??"


LMMFAOOOOOooooooooo

i'm done witchu Notch! lol

-k@li

this sh!t better work..lmao