Why Wednesday

Wednesday, December 17, 2008





Bammy's Why's


Why am I so sick this week?


Why does it feel like my throat is swollen?


Why I went to sleep as soon as I got off yesterday?


Why am I still sleepy?


Why I'm drinking so much Orange juice i think i'm turning orange?



Why when your sick your breath smells like chicken noodle soup?



Why i hope that ain't just me....lol



Why being sick most definitely means i'm not doing nan bit of work this week?



Why I can't believe the year is just about over, where the hell did it go?



Why the Lakers better stop playing with my emotions?



Chrissy's Why's



Why i hope Bammy feel better and i also hope i dont catch her illness throo the computer



Why I really aint got no why's but imma why bout random shit



Why old men always wanna hit on me



Why the shit is funny to me tho

Why them hos on the bad girls club a damn mess



Why i am addicted to that show now



Why i hope somebody else watch it so we can talk bout them silly hos



Why i still dont get the point of the show tho, i mean are the girls supposed to bond, change they silly ways, what?



Why imma bout to go heat up my KFC

51 comments:

504 said...

why i wanna be the first whyer ?

Anonymous said...

why its colder than a witches tit in a brass bra off in dis bitch

why i get tired of having icecicle hands every morning

why men wanna play hard

why these fools walkin' round here like its summertime no coats, hats gloves nothing

why they gon get sick

why thats too bad fa them cause they have no women to nurse em back to health

why i have no clue if they got a woman or not i am just guessing they dont cause they stoopid

Bahama said...

why bobble just wanted to why first?

why chrissy eating KFC this early in the morning?

why the big boss asked me if i was sick?

why i showed him the orange juice, the tissue, my puffy eyes and then i pointed to my puffy eyes? then i said what do you think in most sickiest, pityful voice lol

why he laughed?

why i swear he crazy

why chrissy ain't the only one that old guys hit on

why i swear i give off a i need an old man to hit on me vibe?

504 said...

why i just accomplished it ?

why bobble eating kfc at the crack of dawn ?

why i'm sick of bammy being sick ?

why i need to beat the sick outta her so she can be bammykins again ?

why i ate 2 burritos ?

why i ate damn near a whole bag of pizza rolls yesterday ?

why my cousin called me nasty when i texted him & told him i'm with child ?

why i feel like going on a rampage, just cause ?

why i don't feel like shopping ?

why i wish my bro in law come cut my grass so i can put up my candy canes outside ?

why they so pretty i might leave em up til mardi gras ?

why i don't care ?

why this is my first installments of whys ?

MzPurp said...

Why why why why?

Anonymous said...

why I don't have no whys this morning?

why I'll be back when I have some?

why they prolly aint gone be bout shit?

why Imma try anyway?

MzPurp said...

Why I'm happy today?

Why I'm just gon b happy despite all the drama goin on in my life?

Why that's all I'mma say bout that?

Why I want a weave like Frankie?

Anonymous said...

why bobble cousin called her nasty

and WHY bobble say she is with child like she lucy ricardo

why yall hating on my kfc @ the breaka dawn ise hungry

why my hands still cold

why imma tell bobble that hubby wont let me put decorations in the yard cause a few yrs back our neighbors got got for they huge lawn snowglobe

why i had a reindeer set-up outside that yr, and as soon as the snoeglobe bandit struck hubby took my reindeer down

why all i put up now is my tree and a few lil lights

lmao why i wanna know who jacks x-mas lawn deco shit is funny to me da hell u gon do with it, sell it, put it in ya own yard what?

MzPurp said...

Why I'm LOL @ the lawn deco bandits?

Why I wish I had some KFC this mornin?

Why all I had was a punk ass gingerale?

Why I'mma be starving by lunch time?

Why I want a ring like that bling bling KeyKey had on last night?

Why they still killing me with these XMas cards?

Why I felt like a star drinking Trump vodka last night?

Why I wish I had the money that hair pc wearing mofo had?

Anonymous said...

why frankie weave was hitting last night

why keyshia dress was cute @ hre listening party

why neffie got a man and something bout him i dont like

why he look like the dude in that group the roots or whoever they are

Bahama said...

why i'm hot and cold at the same time?

why i got this PO i'm suppose to be working on but i just don't feel like it?

why am i bored?

why it ain't time to go yet?

why these couple days off taking so long to get here?

why i wish we had the whole next week off?

why that'd be sweet

why i hate being sick?

MzPurp said...

LOL! Why he do look like the guy from the Roots?

Why I like him cuz he acted like he had some sense at the lil function Neffie hosted?

Why I'm not gon say nothin bad about them gurls that was there?

Why Neffie daughter so cute?

Why it looked like she had on make-up tho?

Why I used to wear my hair like KeyKey's when it was growing back from the short cut?

Why is all these people behind my f*ckin desk?

Why I wanna wear my hair like that again?

Why Neffie wig looked like a helmet on her head?

Anonymous said...

why am i not studying for my finals?

why if i had balls i would be stratching them instead of studying?

why am i not talking to my boyfriend?

why he said that he loves my thickness but hes doesnt need my belly to look like im 11 months preggers?

why i told him that skinny bastards arent allowed to talk about fat people?

why it doesnt make any sense withhold the sex because my man aint big on sex anyways?

why i think thats a bitch trait about him?

why i think i like sex more than most of the guys i know anyways?

Anonymous said...

why neffie hair shole did look like a damn helmet

why her makeup was pretty as hell tho when she was on the radio show

why neffie said her daughter was 11 and i was like she look 15

why i guess neffie man cool with me, lmao he better than frankies niggas

Anonymous said...

why i am mad notch is calling him her boyfriend now and not her ugly boo, U GO GIRL!!

why i hate when niggas wanna talk bout they womens body

why hubby dumb ass put his foot so far in his mouth i gotsta tell yall

why i done dropped a few pounds not on purpose tho shit just fell off

why hubby gon tell me he like me slim but he dont like the fact that my hips went south for the winter

why i know bobble gon cuss me out and DIE offa that shit

why i laughed too cause it was funny as hell but i told him that i deal with the fact that his ass went south and NEVER CAME BACK

why he like men aint supposed to have ass

why i was like u right but hell i needed a comeback and all u lacking is ass so i rolled with it

why that is my story

why i bet notch need to ignore her man and tell him to take a nap

Anonymous said...

Why I Got Sum Random Ish Fo Yall Today?

Why Imma Dish It Out In Segments?

Why I Was Up All Night Last Nite But Didnt Rite Nan One Down?

Why They Got Me Workin The Floor Today But Erabody Think Imma A Clerk?

Anonymous said...

why is she still ugly though Chrissy..lol

why i almost slipped up and called him ugly boo when i was introducing him to my parents

why i said that i was going to work on calling him my boyfriend from now on..lol

Chrissy-why my boo got a perkier ass than I?

why i told him he best not to go to jail with his skinny body and big ass..they will tear him up

MzPurp said...

Why is Gucci Mane a fool?

Why is Gucci Mane a locked up fool?

Why the one time I did see him, his lips were so damn ashy?

Why do I continue to listen to his music?

Why I can't wait til tomorrow?

Why I hope my job hook me up like Chrissy's job did?

Why I'm still waiting for the $20 to be wired?

Why I hope it get here at least by my bday next Friday?

Why my big 2-5 is next week and I can't even get excited about it?

Why I'm broke as a hoe?

Why I think that hoe got more $$ than me cuz she out there doin somethin strange for a lil change?

Why I'mma kiss up to these f*ckas today so they can add a lil more $$ to my card?

Why bosslady keep slamming sh*t?

Why am I surrounded by attention whores?

Why I don't pay that sh*t no mind?

Why if I ain't have e-friends I would prob slit my wrists at my desk?

Anonymous said...

why mzp whys had me near death

why notch man booty had me near death as well

why notch got the tits and her man got the ass

why a man with booty makes me ill

why if he got a nice ass that sit just right i would rub it

Anonymous said...

Why I Had Some Po Chops From This One Resturant?
Why Somebody Done Stole Them St8 Outta My Fridge At Home?
Why When I Discovered They Was Missing I Wanted To Play A Game Of Clue?
Why It Coulda Only Been Outta Of The 2 Children And One Adult?
Why I Had My Mouth Watering For Them When I Got Off Of Work?
Why I'm So Mad Cuz I Cant Remember What They Taste Like?

Melissa W said...

why my why's gonna be extra random

why jamie foxx new song sound like sounds like touch my body by mariah carey

why I told my mom I don't like tom cruise and she got all mad like she know him personally

but 4real why tom cruise get on my nerves

why imma be back with why's 2day cuz I'm on christmas break.

Kaliente said...

why i know Purp gone feel me when i type:

Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks.......

LMAo GUcci.

why am i ready for this weekend?

why i can't wait to do my hair tonight?

why it's gone be jet black with some fiyah red streaks in my bang?

why i'mma post pics on MN

why i know it's gone be HAWT

Anonymous said...

why i be forgetting about why wednseday til the following thursday?

why i schedule appts at a medical clinic, and chicks(white)be bringing they whole family for pap/yearly exams?
why the hell they got their 7 y/o and 13 y/o sons with them?
is the ecomomy so bad that is their new entertainment?

why i be wondering which end the kids is sitting at?

why old ladies in their 80's and 90's still be getting yearly exams?

why when i'm that old, i ain't letting nobody crack it open.

why old ladies be bringing their husbands to their papsmear exams and let them in the room?

why they need to tell they nosy old shufflin ass husbands to take a seat in the waiting room.

why i think i'd shank my muhfuckin husband if he thought he could go in the room with me during that type of exam?

why he would wnat to go in noway and that is a-okay w/me.

ms biggie shorty

Kaliente said...

why i made some salmon rounds (i ain't wanna say ballz cuz i know how Y'ALL IZ lmao it's my version of salmon croquets)

why them bytches bangin

why i also made some fettuccini alfredo?

why it's for the pot luck we havin today?

MzPurp said...

Why I wanna kno where the hell Kali been?

Why I need to tell her that I got her messages on myspace, & sorry I ain't respond yet?..lol

Why I'm just gon tell her I been chillin right here?

Why I think her hair gon b cute and I can't wait to see the pics?

Why I miss my lil pink/purple pc I had in my bang?

Why it was a bangin ass bang?

Why that last why was so funny to me?

Why we should have a why week?

WHy I think I would get used to talkin in why's?

Why I just got a pain in my stomach?

Why not that I've found this new found singledom all my old menses comin outta the woodworks?

Why one of em cooked me steak on Sunday night?

Why I went back over to steal his aforementioned Trump vodka?

Why I hope I spelled that big ass word right?

Unknown said...

why i wanna to change that status of my relationship with my dip because I caught feelings

why this shyt is for the birds

why i can't go to happy hour because imma get my hair and lashes done

why imma bring happy hour to the salon

why by stylist can't have none because i think she on crack anyway

why i dont give a shyt because she lay my hair

Melissa W said...

why when you on vacation the hours/days be going mad fast

why when you on vaca even taking a shower seem like a monumental task

why i wanna eat cake for breakfast instead of real breakfast

why am i eating breakfast at noon anyway?

why them fools hatin on time magazine person of the year

why people be slick hatin on barack obama anyway, specially black people

why when you watchin a good show, people wanna have long deep convos with you

why they don't care about you missing your show

why when it's their show they be given you the hairy eyeball when you wanna talk

why my mom holler for the first hour of EVERY morning

why she be like 'oh sorry i woke you, but since you up, can you go downstairs and get something'?

why i feel like i'm 15 again at home with my mom

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

Why I tell Bammy I was coming here today, so here I am

Why mofos on twitter ask to follow and then don't speak

Why mofos on twitter think I can promote their music on myspace

Why my coworker go in the bathroom and slick her hair down and now she smells like a dog coming in from the rain

Why am I super excited today even though my money all effed up

Why I need to lose about 20 lbs

Why am I craving IHOP knowing what that sh*t does to your stomach

Why I ain't did shi*t (work) all morning

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

o wait

WHY I start my vacations this Friday

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

o wait

WHY I start my vacations this Friday

Kaliente said...

LMao @ Purp N Jace

LMAooooo

why do i actually be talkin and i start why'n?

Why do i got BD sayin "French wit it"

LMAo
that shyt be funny as hell!!!!!

Why we went to (damnit i forgot lol) and i picked something up...and this nigga tom'bout

"see, u tryna be all french wit it"

HAHAHAHa

Unknown said...

why my dip favorite saying is "you betta say it"

why my answer is "kill yo self"

why do i find myself in meetings sayin that shyt

why no body at work no im secretly ghetto

why since i been with my dip, they slowly starting to realize it

why i cant wait until friday cause imma let dip tear my back out

why did i just have a image of that and im ready to go home

Anonymous said...

why I'm mad at all ya'll?

Anonymous said...

y i aint got NO damn sense of direction?

y i get lost jus about errwhere i go?

y i got mo miles on car from bn lost than from getn to my destination?

y i bought me a GPS (navigation sys) the day afta TGivin?

y i was so geekd to use it?

y i used it jus to hit the grocery store 3 min from da house?

y it got me there jus fine?

y shit didnt work out like that fo me yesterday?

y i gotta take 3 different freeways to and fro work?

y dem bishes, well the 1st 1 was crowded all to be damned yesterday?

y i pulled out the GPS?

y all i wanted to do was get home w/out involving dem damn frwys?

y i told da GPS that?

y she (me & GPS was cool @ first) was like 'aiight, cool. Imma get u there'?

y as soon as i jumped off da frwy da Bitch (we is no longer cool) tombout LOW BATTERY!?!?!?!

y im out in the middle of ButtFuck,California?

y im in the car holler'n No Bitch No, Dont Die On Me Like This?

y she aint care cus she died anyway?

y it jus dont make nan sense for me to be lost all day err day?

y it took me fo eva and a damn day to make it home?

y imma need to pray for sum direction?

Anonymous said...

Why I WishThe IRS Would Leave Me Alone?
Why The IRS Want My Money?
Why They Send Me A Letter Askin Fo A Payment?
Why Imma Mail Them Back Copies Of My Past Due Bills?
Why I Think One Yall Work For The IRS?
Why Imma Need You To Help Me Out If You Do?
Why I Just Got N2 It Wit Da Chixx At Yum Yum's Again?
Why She Always Got A Attitude?
Why She Gone Tell Me I Have To Pay Forty Five Cents For A Cup?
Why They Didnt Have No Courtsey Cups?
Why She Roll Her Eyes At Me?
Why I Told He Imma Give Her A New Attitude For Christmas?
Why I Told Her Imma Pay Guve Her Co Worker Some English Lessons For Christmas?
Why She Slid The Cup To My Co Worker On Top Of The Nasty Ass Counter?
Why That Made Me Hot?
Why I Go Left On Her Ass And Told Her She Lucky My Job Across The Street?
Why She Dont Know Me Tho?
Why I Feel Like Coming Up Here On My Off Day To Sho Her What I'm About?

Anonymous said...

Why I Hate Me Sum Liars?
Why My Friend Tombout Her All Ugly Friend Live In Vegas?
Why She Say He Got A House Out There?
Why She Say He Paid For Her A Hotel Room For New Years?
BITCH Why Is You Lyin?
Why I Ask Her What Room?
Why She Say On The Strip?
Why You Gotta Stay In A Room If He Got His Own House?
Why That Nigga Lips Bigger Then Both My Fist?
Why I Wanna Hit Her Wit My Fist For Lying To Me?
Why UYou Couldnt Get No Room On The Strip A Month Ago But He Got On Yesterday?
Why Lady Bug Tombout "The Truth Will Reveal Itself?
Why I Aint Got Time To Go To Vegas For The Truth?

Anonymous said...

Why I Aint Got No Tree Yet For X Mas?
Why My Bro Gone Be Mad If I Dont Get One Today?
Why I Aint Got No Money For One Tho?
Why Imma Throw All Them Presents Under A Tree Outside On X Mas Day?
Why I Didnt Buy Myself Nothin For X Mas?
Why I Aint Got No Man This Time Of The Year Again?
Why I Cant Meet No Ballers?
Why Recession Got Me Fucked Up?
Why I Be In Rainbows Givin Away All My Money?
Why Imma Be Cute For New Years Tho???
Why Imma Be Back In A Few Cuz This One Blk Chixx Workin Ova Her Sound Retarded And Look It Too?
Why She Be Sayin Shit Like Imma Go Back To School Cuz They Got Sum Good Ole Money Out Here For Us?
Why I Be Like Who Got Sum Good Ole Money?
Why She St8 Outta Da Color Purple?
Why Her Dreads Look Dirty?
Why I Wanna Know If They Are?
Why I Be Trynna See What They Smell Like When She Walk By?
Why It Look Like She Be Wearin A Diaper?
Why Imma Go Back To My Area Now?

504 said...

why hubby gon tell me he like me slim but he dont like the fact that my hips went south for the winter

why i know bobble gon cuss me out and DIE offa that shit
^^^^
WHY U KNOW ME SOO WELL ?

WHY I SAW THAT & MY EYES GOT BIG & STOP MUNCHING ON THE CRACKER STUCK IN MY MOUTH FOR FEAR OF CHOKING ?

WHY WE GOT CRAZY HEFFAS WHYING IN HERE ?

Anonymous said...

Why I Be Holdin My Pee For Like 5 Hours While I'm At Work?
Why I'm Scared To Use The Toliet Paper At Work Cuz It Always Look Like It Been On The Floor?
Why I Know These Nasty White Bitchez Would Still Use It If It Was On The Floor?
Why I Aint Did Nothing At Work Today?
Why I Just Been Walkin Round Lookin Bizzy?
Why Imma Be 25 B4 I Know It And My Metaoblism Done Slowed Down?
Why I Aint Had No Baby Yet?
Why I Dont Wanna Be Old Trynna Have No Baby?
Why That Chixx I Told Yall Bout A Couple Of Weeks Ago Still Stank?
Why I Aint Got No Money For A X Mas Tree But I Got Money To Get Her A Gift Set For Vickie Sercet?

Anonymous said...

Why I Meant To Say From Vickie Sercet?

Anonymous said...

Why This Resource Worker With A Half Of Finger Just Walk By Me Smellin Like Garlic?

Why Imma Get Him A Gift Set Too?

Why Sumbody Left They Rice Krispies Treat At This Computer Over Here?

Why Imma Eat That Bitch Thow?

Why I Aint Even Gone Get Up Tho?

Why Imma Eat That Bitch Rite Here Rite Now?

Tangela said...

Why I LOVE my mama, the Ethiopian?

Why I don't care what no one say, bitch is frail?

Why I'mma send her some Summa' sausage for X-mas so she can fatten up?

Why she ALWAYS be trying to claim we the SAME damn size, and I'm 10lbs heavier?

Why I look like fly than a bitch and she looks like a fly-a-way bitch?

Why I just thought of a knew name for her: Gone wit the wind...aka: Mama Bones?

Anonymous said...

why tangela said all that shit on purpose

why i really think her goal is to kill me

why if i was smart i would no longer be her cyber friend

why i cant wait for bobble to read this and DIE

why imma call tangy momma and tell on her ass

why i know now why she got left in a hot ass car as a child

why i hope her momma smack fire outta her ass next time she see her..

why imma go weep in peace now lmao

Bahama said...

why i'm not reading all them why's?

why i miss and left my phone at home?

why i'm thinking bout going back and getting it but that means i'll prolly stay home then.

why my co-workers are just plain evil?

why i don't really got nothing to why bout?

Anonymous said...

Why I Left My Phone At Home B4 Too?

Why I Dun Been Late To Cuz I've Gotten Off The FWY And Back On To Get My Phone?

Why One Time I Realized It Was To Late And Felt Alone All Day?

Why Thats The First Thing I Get In The Morning B4 I Even Brush My Teeth?

Bahama said...

why the the only reason i forgot it was cuz it needed to be charged?

why i was doing some serious text'n before i forgot it at home?

why the stupid car charger don't effin' work?

why i need to hurry up and get me a new phone?

why the bastids talking bout they ain't gone have the specials on the blackberry's no more

why my feelings got hurt?

Anonymous said...

Why Lady Bug Wanna Fight Me Cuz I Said Sumthin Bout A White Chixx?

Anonymous said...

Why My Job Aint Got No Clean Water?

Why I Forget My Water Eraday?

Anonymous said...

Why I Need Some Act Rite In My Lil Life?

Why All I Want For Christmas Is Some Dick?

Why I Aint Had None In A Min?

Why I'm Lookin For A New Sex Partner?

Why I Havent Found One Yet?

Why I Think Imma Have To Plan It Off Tonite And Go Back To King Kong?

Why I Dont Want That Nigga Breakin Down My Walls Tho?

Why I Still Need My Ish?

Why He Be Having Head Hittin?

Anonymous said...

y Shay know dayum well i gots me sum kids by a yt man?

y i wonder if my kids feelings be hurt when ppl be tlkn bout yt folks in front of them?

y iono if they put 2 and 2 together like 'Damn my daddy is yt?'

y i wanna know if i should ask em?

Anonymous said...

y i dun had sum good ish last week?

y i couldnt stay woke for like 2 days afta he put it on me?

y he young as hell?

y his mama gon be mad as hell if she knew i was hittn her son?

y his body nice as hell tho?

y i was doin multiplication b4 dude was even born?

this sh!t better work..lmao