Chrissy's Why's
*why imma be mad if i am the only bitch out my crew that is here today, lol (cept bobble cause i already know her ass got a good gub'ment job and she been off since Thanksgiving....)
*why i cant stand this lady and i know she know it but she stay fucking with me
*why her ass so nosy that she actually goes throo the outgoing mail
*why that shit is pathetic... how nosy can a muthafucka be?
*why imma stop why'n bout her cause she done fucked up my morning already
*why my feet cold
*why its prolly cause my ass wore peep toe heels in 47 degree weather
*why i went blank on da why's....
Bammy's Why's
Why i'm getting a lil emotional cuz this is the last Why Wednesday of the year?
Why that's like HUGE?
Why I still can't believe Chrissy and I still doing this blog thing? LOL
Why I got a major sugar high?
Why these why's better be POPPIN!
Why my roomate is MIA so i'm in my office blasting some Jay-Z?
WHY we here @ 2 Ditzy Broads want to wish everyone a safe and prosperous New Year!
Why yall better start whying now?
67 comments:
why I still can't get over this is the last why post in 2008?
Why since this is the last why post I want it to be the best why post we've done to date?
Why i seriously don't think I'mma do any work today?
Why that's not really any different from any other day?
Why my sugar high is still here, i'm in my office dancing in the chair to Mr. Vegas - Tamale.
Why that song makes me wanna dance no matter what I'm doing?
Why i ain't got no plans for tonight other than getting WASTED?
Why the hell am i the first one to why? again!
why imma tell bammy, yup my black ass gon be here friday
why thats some bullshit tho lol
why u right bammy this is our last damn why wednesday of 2008
why that mean we need to make these whys pop off like a drive by
why that was a horrible joke lol
why i dreamed bout lil wayne last night
why that make like the 3rd time i have dreamt of that gremlin
why i might ask the resident dream reader what the fuck do that mean
why in the hell is Chrissy calling a what she had last night with Lil Wayne a dream?
Why that's more like a nightmare?
Why i can't imagine going to sleep and waking up in the dark to see that mug stare'n @ me?
Why i'm sure he makes ugly sex faces?
Why did that thought just pop into my head?
Why Lil wayne and sex should never be utter in the same sentence, unless you put Baby in the sentence too..no homo
why i just shuddered @ the thought?
why is that ninja so gay?
why i'm lmao?
why i am glad bammy used that pic for the why post it KILLS me lol
why imma why on a paticular topic real quick
why i wonder if the females who sleep with atheletes and really dont try to get pregnant and trap a nigga, they get pregnant by mistake, do them hos act like a muthafucka would act if they won the lottery
why i am just wondering if lala acted like that when she found out she was having a baby by carmelo
why i think she got sense unlike some of these other ho's, so i am hoping she made that nigga strap up and not let him run up in her raw
why i think the rubber broke, and 6weeks later she called her momma and dem and was like WE RICH BIOOOOOOYTCH
lol why i am done with that topic.....yall marinate on that
Why is this the last post of the year
why i haven't been posting on my blog since before christmas
why am i not hype about NYE tonight
why I think it's cuz I broke up with my fake boyfriend
why i wish this ninja would stop acking my emotions
why I want to be like 1996 and send my spies to see what he doing
why when you was younger it was okay to do that but now you can be called a stalker
why was i the best stalker in the 90's
why was I hella nosey in the 90's
why your friends wanna fight when you break up with someone
why them them tricks need to sit they tails down and fix their relationships
why I hope these why's is poppin today cuz I really wanna laugh
Why Lil wayne and sex should never be utter in the same sentence, unless you put Baby in the sentence too..no homo
^^^^why i was eating a donut and when i read the UNLESS U PUT BABY IN IT part the donut slide down the wrong pipe as i was laughing so i was sitting here choking tryna save my life
why i finally coughed up the wet soggy donut cause it wouldnt go down
why after i coughed it up and threw it away i laughed even harder
why on keyshia cole show last night frankie went and dropped 13g's on furniture
why that shit had me rolling
why that was the season finale of the show
why neffie man proposed with a ring keyshia prolly bought
why that bitch was huge tho
why i bet when the taping was over theyt took that bitch back to the jewler
why they got matching tatts....
why neffie wigs be looking like helments....
why i wanna wish everyone a happy and safe new year?
why am i glad 2008 is over?
why the love of my life was all over the news this year and is still sitting in the clink?
why i don;t want ya'll o think he dun kilt somebody?
why it was some stuff with a private plane?
why i can't wait till tomorrow to eat?
why erbody gon be taliking bout i'll see you next year today?
wjy i know i'm say that corny stuff too?
why my lil son told me his friend ran away?
why i told him if he talk to him tell him he can sta at our house for a couple days?
why he asked was i gon tell his grandfather?
why i told him hell yeah?
why he stopped talking bout it?
why i thought that lil fool ws hiding in my house?
why is he back home safe?
why i told my baby i f him up if he pulled some stuff like that whenever i found him?
why he think i'm funny and joke all the time?
why Santa brought him Rock band 2 for xmas?
why do i suck at it and i'm gon practice all the time he gon?
LMAO!!!
why Fab talking bout she was the best stalker?
why i dont think that's something you should admit to?
why I'm trying so hard NOT to laugh @ Chrissy choking?
Why i can't help it but i'm sorry i made you choke?
why I LOL'd @ Lala calling her momma and saying we rich biotch?
Why b-ball players don't marry they baby momma's until the baby damn near teenagers?
why Lebanon James ain' t married to his baby momma either?
why i wonder if Greg OMG is he human Oden got a baby momma?
why that boy is pass ugly, ogly and any variation of ugly?
why he's ol caveman homo-sapien looking nigga?
why Lyssa wanna throw it back to the 90's so she can stalk niggas lmao
why i wanna roll with her on that time trip tho so i can stalk niggas too
why nosy ppl make me wanna scream like janet and michael
why imma gon and run down a goodtime episode of whys real quick
why aint nobody notice the frooitiness that was micheal
why i think michale is john legend real daddy
why james had that same too lil suit he wore to funerals, job interviews, parties, pick up ppl @ bus stations, courthouse, weddings.....
why that is an all purpose suit
why last night the episode was on where they was raising money to help the lady pay her rent to stay in the projects
why they did a lil community talent show and florida wilona and thelma were the supremes
why flo FUCKED IT ALLLLLLLLLLLL UP...
why her dance steps was off
why she always turned when she was supposed to dip, or dip when she was suppose to turn
why if i was the lady in the projects bout to get kicked out, idda left any got damn way who wanna live there on purpose.....
why these whys really meant for bobble but yall feel free to read
why DID neffie get the tat on her arm?
why she shouldve got it on her thigh?
why frankie lay the baby on that dirty mattress that every sit their stank butt on?
why the baby is never fully dressed but yet in public?
why keyshia got all them ninjas out her house?
why frankie get the furniture on a 5k discount?
why i want that it went from 13k to 8k?
why frankie got all the menzs?
why she said that cute one at dinner was cool to be friends with?
why frankie still rolling with ole boy with the dreads?
why did they show neffie getting a stocking cap weave?
why was the blow dryer tapped up?
why i wanna know what products the "stylist" used in his hair?
why his stuff was banging?
why neffie wigs be looking like helments....
^^^^
WHY I BOTHER COMING HERE ? LOL
WHY YA'LL SO BOSSY & PUSHY TALKIN BOUT YA'LL BETTER GET THE WHYS POPPIN ?
WHY I'M HERE TODAY BUT GONE FRI (& THURS) ?
WHY I WANNA SAY YIPPIE !
WHY I'M THINKING BOUT LEAVING EARLY THO ?
WHY I DON'T EVEN MUCH WANNA BE AWAKE RIGHT NOW ?
WHY SOME BITCH LEAVING ME MESSAGES TALKING BOUT I GOT SECRETS ?
WHY I'M FIGNA EXPLODE ?
WHY I DON'T WANNA ELABORATE ?
WHY GOODTIMES ARE THE BEST TIMES ?
WHY I WAS WATCHING THE EPISODE WHEN FLO WAS TRYING TO SET UP WILLY ?
WHY WILLY WAS LIKE LOOK BITCH, I DON'T WANNA BE MARRIED ?
WHY I WAS DYING CAUSE FLO IS NOSEY ?
WHY I'M DONE FOR NOW ?
why i think michale is john legend real daddy
^^^why i think i just died?
why i just ate the worst red velvet cupcake?
why i didn't think you could make a bad red velvet anything?
why i'm sad about that?
bammy, why i am still lmmfao @ me choking and damn near dying on a donut
why my life flashed before my eyes
why it would have been sad as hell if idda died on new yrs eve @ my desk from donut choking
why i wonder if my life insurance would have gon and paid my policy out even tho it dont start taking effect till jan 1st
why hubby would have been like IM RICH BIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH after he buried my donut choking ass
why i bet that nigga would take the insurance monwy dand do something simple like buy a car and pimp dat bitch out
why he would go and buy 20 pairs of J's for him and the kids
why if he did that shit id haunt the fuck out his ass
why that shit funny to me
why i really would haunt him and every other nigga that did me wrong
why i would wait till they was getting some ass and i would lay in the bed beside em and say some shit like NIGGA IS U SICK?
why i would wait till the nigga was alone in the shower and had soap in his eyes, lmao wait till he open and hand his ass a towel
why i am over here dying offa that mess
why did they show neffie getting a stocking cap weave?
why was the blow dryer tapped up?
why i wanna know what products the "stylist" used in his hair?
why his stuff was banging?
^^^^^^why that was my 1st time ever seeing a damn stocking cap weave is that shit new and inventive
why neffie even got a stylist but no job
why his hair was so on fucking point tho
why u right bout that baby all he ever got on is a pamper, or a onsie
why i DIED when his lil ass flipped the fuck over on that mattress like a lil fish
why neffie got some cute kiddies tho
why imma get back on that stocking cap weave
why if u think bout it, its just a wig so why not just buy a wig instead of gluing hair to a stocking cap
why it look like neffie had bought that good ass exspensive hair tho it looked pretty when she was done
why i thought i was the only fool who so the tape on that ghetto ass hair dryer.....
LMAO why chrissy needs not eat while we whying?
Why i'd feel horrible if she did choke?
Why then i'd blame Weezyana and his homo ways.
Why if he wasn't such a flame on, I wouldn't had made a joke about him?
Why Flame on makes me laugh?
Why am i the only black person who don't like Good Times
Why keyshia cole nephew never dressed 4real, lil dude gonna catch somethin
why keyshia cole album is bumpin though
why am i surprised about that
why I wish monica would make a good album
why I wish she would go back to the 'angel of mine days'
why that was the only time Tyrese didn't look like he smell like sweaty ballz
why monica used to wear that arm band when all the black people knew she had a tattoo
why the 90's r&b was the ish
why am I on the 90's so hard today
why in the 90's though, life was real fun
why was foxy brown the stuff in the 90's
why i remember that foxy brown 'i'll be' video was the hot stuff in the 90's
why foxy never quite looked clean either, she got that hot breath look to her
why lyssa killing me being on dem 90's so hard
why foxy shole do look like a bath wouldnt even get her clean
why i am still trippin offa he rass getting picked up from da pen in a damn bentley bitch aint got that kinda money her ass aint had but 1 hit lmao
why i feel like playing words that should never go together?
why Bahama and work should never go together?
why VH1 and enlight'n educatonal shows should never go together?
why 2008 and dull year should never go together?
why so much ish happened in 2008?
why Chrissy and i was pose to do a 2 dizzy broad look back @ 2008?
why us with our short a$$ attention spans ain't even remember?
why is that so funny to me?
why us with our short a$$ attention spans ain't even remember?
^^^^^lmmfao why we stoopid
why if we were getting paid to do this blog only thing that would keep us employed would be the fact that we funny as hell
why we cant ever remember shit or do shit on time so we would get fired offa that alone lmao
why i had some whys and i forgot em that fast
why my point has been proven lol
why me & bobble think about goodtimes @ the same time ?
why she needs to address my fav michael song "when you're young & in love" ?
why she needs to embrace the energy he displayed for tht song cause he act like he was 75 years old performing ROCK YOU TO YOUR SOCKS?
why ms. lyssa is cool with me since she all about all things 90's ?
why the late 80's early 90's was the shit !?
why i'mma have that on my tombstone ?
why i need to stop ?
LMAO
why we so stoopid Chrissy?
why that's really funny to me?
why the name of the blog fits us so perfectly?
Why was I dyin at Chrissy hauntin her hubby after she died from a donut
Why my mom say if I die she gonna take the money and mourn in Jamaica
Why I told her she gonna mourn in Jamaica, NY cuz my policy is real little
Why my brother got a 1/2 mil policy cuz he a truck driver
why I would really be sad but run screaming, "I'm RIOOOOOTCH!" like Kobe Bryant's wife when he cheated on her
Why my friend married to a NFL player but that dude stay cheatin
Why they 4real didn't get married til her first son was 10
why that chick stay waitin for the next LV bag, but won't go to school and get an education b4 he dump her
Why is that funny to me
Why they 4real didn't get married til her first son was 10
^^^see?? why are ball players such punks? lol
why i'mma need Fab(that's my nickname for you) to refrain from saying anything bad about Mr.Bryant...i'll cut a bish...lmao
why i'm kidding.....kinda lol
why bobble know i cant stand when michael perform that damn song
why she know my shit is rock u to yo socks
why i still think he john legend daddy
why Lyssa thank i am playing i will haunt the hell out some ppl when i die
why imma have ppl contacting sylvia brown talking bout get her evil sprit out my house
why i would pull some ole poltergeist shit and stack chairs on the table in 2.3 seconds flat then take em back down even quicker
why kobe bryant got an ole pill shaped head
why i admire kobe tho cause all that nigga needed was one time to get in trouble nigga been quiet and playing ball ever since
why his wife just aint got no class tho its like money cant fix her trashy ass fa shit
why imma why bout my momma country ass
why she just got her a cell phone the other day and its finna be 2009
why i was like its bout time yo ass stepped into the KNOW
why her ass went and got a pink phone tho
why that is funny to me she in her 60's with a pink damn phone
why she keep calling and asking me questions bout it like "do i have to push this button when it ring, or can i just flip the phone up and say hello..."
why i told her to try it either way and see what happen
why its cold as fluck outside & this menopausal bish to my right----> got the damn fan on???
why my hair is growing uncontrollably & err'time I comb it...it looks like a dog got groomed???
why i could neva commit a crime cause I'd leave my hair strands everywhere???
why niggas got they kids in the office today???
why this one lil' bitch keeps dragging her gotdamn feet???
why i'm about to strangle the shit outta a 9 yr old???
why i'ma start back taking flintstone vitamens???
why the lil red ones be so good???
why my finga tips getting numb cause this bitch here----> still got the fan on???
why i'm wondering if wholefoods sells liqua???
why i wait till NYE to stock up???
why this crimmus tree @ work gonna stay up till july cause I put the bish up & I damn sure ain't taking it down???
why bobble got me thinking about goodtimes now??
why my most favoritest episode is when shirly from what's happening & that other chic robbed Flo for her lotto tickets???
why she say she was robbing them cause they rich???
why if she think they was rich i HATE to see where she lived???
why my other most favoritest one is when Keith slapped thelma all delicate & her bro's didn't do shit???
why mike evans prolly in the studio RIGHT now working on his 2nd album....lmao???
why Kobe got a cute head chrissy?
why i won't think twice bout cutting you if you disagree?
why i'm lmao
why i got the same prob Deezy, i swear i shed from my scalp like everyday
why odara got here on time for the last why wednesday of 2008
why i am proud of her for that
why imma bless her HARD on that as well
why her whys kill me softly tho
why my kids asked if they could come to work with me today and i laughed
why my daughter cool she will sit n chill, or visit and be nice with ppl all day but my son would burn dis bitch to da ground
why imma take it back to bammy game of words that dont go togehter
why aj and my job dont go together
why he da same lil nigga who robbed burlington coat factory
why he a theif in training cause everytime i do laundry that niggas pockets be full of shit i have no clue where he got it from
why one time over his uncle house he swiped his cousin cell phone
why that bitch rang in his pocket and we was like de fuck yo ass get a cellphone
why it was the cousin calling talking bout yall got my phone
why i couldnt even beat his ass cause he was slick with it shit was funny
why imma make sure i keep an eye on my purse tho.....
Why are you two still my favorite girls??
Why can't I get things my way all the time??
Why does that make me sound selfish?
But why don't I care?
Why am I going to bring in '09 so drunk, but yet I am trying to cut back on drinking for the New Year?
Why am I 21 and already have to start cutting back on drinking?
Why did my coach want us back for practice this past Monday, but I'm still at the crib...along with the other half of the team?
Why am I not taking this morning seriously?
Why i'm glad Teezy dropped by?
Why wanting things your way don't make you selfish?
Why Chrissy stupid for that Hard comment?
Why i gotta tinkle but don't wanna get up?
why one-ten be making me blush talking bout we his fav girls
why his waves still on point in that pic
why imma need to invest in some thongs that dont kill my ass crack
why they get in there and make it a point to make me uncomfortable
why i should have just went commando on dees hos
why hubby dumb ass think a bitch with no draws is a bitch with no class and she nasty
why he piss me off with that kinda thinking like he know what de fuck class is
why aint nan bitch he ever had was classy cept me and i am cutting it close
why i bet his exes aint even own thongs them hos prolly just wore dingy granny panties
why me and one-ten need to get together and get drunk and makeout
why bammy gon kill me for fliritng like that
why imma stop
why the broke guy at my job asks me for money every single day?
why i say no everyday?
why he got mad today and asked me why i never loan him no money? (de hell?)
why i told him i only got a dollar?
why he took it?
why he come back in the room 10 min later and say he lost it on the way to the soda mchine?
why im sure thats why hes always broke?
why he still gotta pay me back anyway?
Why do I feel like wanting things to go my way makes me selfish?
Why do I want to see Chrissy blush?
Why is her i-net flirting w/ me playing with fire? LOL.
Why did that sound so lame?
Why do I no longer have waves but have curls??
Why have I gotten so many compliments but am already contemplating going back to waves?
Why do I love for a woman to go commando??
Why am I getting visuals?
Why do I need to stop??!!!!??!! LOL.
Why Odara never hits me up on Twitter?
Why did no days off picture remind me to confess?
Why am I, through marriage, related to Sisqo??
Why did I vow never to tell anyone that, ever?
But yet, why did I just spill the beans?
Why is Nip/Tuck one of my favorite shows?
Why does George Clooney have so much swag for an older white man?
Why can't I find a woman that's my suger momma?
Why can't I just find a woman, period, instead of a girl dressed as one?
Why i am shocked to see mister unleash the dragon himself bless us with his presence?
Why i'm also glad he dropped by?
Why teezy is e-flirt?
Why it's kool though cuz so is Chrissy?
why imma need to invest in some thongs that dont kill my ass crack
^^^^
Why i had on one yesterday and i swear i think it was trying to assualt me?
Why i wanted to go in the bathroom and take it off but then figured that might be a bad idea, with ninja's where i work already looking at my ass?
why i ain't neva been beyond tipsy in my life???
why i wanna change that 2nite & get faded into '09???
why i'm gonna be sure i do that in the comfort of my own home cause i don't want no witnesses???
why i'ma get faded singing "RODNEY KANNNNNNG...beat it like a COOOOOOOW"...lmao????
why my mascara wand got all my lashes on it???
why outta all the e-sites, chrissy & bammys site is my most favoritest???
why i hope they shed a tear after that statement cause that came from the HARD!!!! <---lmao ????
why i'ma just call wholefoods & see if they sale liqua???
why i'ma do that cause I don't wanna go in ghetto ass kroger on NYE???
why this bish @ the store had on some red patent leather boots???
why she had on all black & RED patent leather boots???
why the ends of her hair matched her boots precisely???
why i'ma stay out the hood stores???
Why I'm sore-er than a virgin bitch who got fucked in the ass by a king kong dick in a the ass?
Why I ain't got out the bed today?
Why Timmy still in his kennel holding his pee and poop?
Why I dare his ass to bust a move or bark?
Why Punkie gone drop that one why and not tell NATHAN else about it?
Why I'll ride on a hoe for fucking with a preggers Punkie since she gone my surrogate?
why i wanna know where in DE FUCK has nodays been
why he gon make a broke man pay him back a dolla
why one-ten just dont know that i am the queen of i-flirting, matter fact imma bonafied cyber ho
why i hope that dont deter you from flirting with me
why i gotta tell ya i cant be yo suga momma tho
why that comment bout them girls dresed as women KILT me
why u can tell the difference tween women and girls from the way they walk
why a woman walk like she own the muthafucking world and a girl walk like she not sure if she gon bust her ass in dem heels or not
why i just sayshayed my big ass by a group of men in the hall, and got my grown woman walk on
why my heels was killing me the whole time tho
why i told yall that like yall care
why if nodays come back he gon clown me offa that
why he betta have a good ass reason for being mia round dis bitch for so long.....
Why is one-ten a super-cutey?
why the thought of him with curls, gives me the shivers, cuz I love a dude with curly hair
why I want a sugar daddy but he better be fine
Why, through marriage, my friend is related to bobby valentino
why do SOME hood black people think that being realted to a celebrity make them the ish
why my cousin went to school with deion sander wife, pilar, and she said everybody used to crack on how big her feet were
why i just updated my blog, like I haven't been gone for 3 weeks
why am I at work.
why do i have to be here til 6p
why we gotta be at work on Friday, what tha?
why am i sporadic with my punctations today
why imma be back in a few
why odaras whys should be banned
why tangy need to stop abusing timmy i got aspca number on speed dial
why i know why her stank ass sore
why imma guess her man had her ass doing all the moves in the karma sutra last night
why the karma sutra is kidplay to a heffa like tangy
why she got her own karma sutra shit
why its band in the US
why its band in China too
why its banned in Europe
why niggas sell tangy's karma sutra illegally over @ big T
why i wish i could have seen the girl hair that matched her boots
why i am dyin offa odara calling up whole foods talking bout HELLO YALL SAELL LIQUA IN DAT BITCH????
Why does Chrissy know if she's the queen then I'm a king?
Why won't that deter or stop me from flirting w/ her?
Why does that make me want to flirt more?
Why can't you be my sugar momma???!!!?? LOL.
Why does Ms. Lyssa have me blushing?
Why is it more of a serious cheese than a blush?
why i'm goin out tonite with some dudes from my fake bf motorcycle club
why fake ass wont be there
why everybody worried about that except me
why they worried about where he is going to be
why i dont give a damn
why i want to bring in the new year drama free
why i cant wait for 2008 to be over
why my fake date for tonite is fine as hell
WHY I CANT BE ONE-TEN SUGA MOMMA FOR THESE REASONS...
A.I NEVER PAY NIGGAS
B.I NEVER PAY NIGGAS
C.I AINT GOTTA PAY NIGGAS
D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
why imma still say i can out flirt yo ass any day of the damn week one ten
why imma need u to go back to the waves u know i love em
why i like looking @ a nigga head and getting seasick
why waves and a clean ass fade will make me wanna give a nigga all my goodies...
Why I ain't give him NO ass as of 8 weeks ago?
Why I told he can't stay at my house?
Why I'm still kinda bitter about how everything went down, but I dont wanna elaborate?
Why I'm sore from working out?
Why it's a good kinda sore tho?
Why I aint brushed my teeth yet?
Why I aint brushed my hair yet?
why i'm goin out tonite with some dudes from my fake bf motorcycle club
^^^^^why i laughed in a callers ear and hung up on her offa that cause i couldnt stop laughing.....
why my daughter on the phone telling me bout price is right
why she such a doll tho
why she such a sweatheart
why she get on the phone and tell me random shit
why she say she tired of her auntie cause she cant ever sit still they always on the go
why she said she bout to take @ nap before they leave again
why its just 10:30 tho lol
why tangy holding her catbox hostage from her man
why i am bout sick of yall coming in here dropping hints and not elaborating on shit
why yall need to be slapped fa that lol
Why I'm making his ass go get checked at the doctor?
Why he couldve been fuckin Ming Ling Mai over there and I wouldnt know?
Why I wouldnt care if he did, but I'll be damned if he give me some Asia-strain of HIV?
Why that just made my stomach turn tho?
Why, huh?
Why do I highly doubt you can out flirt me Chrissy?
Why do I need to go shovel all that snow?
Why does my 27-year-old brother sit around and do nothing all day?
Why did he spend over 8 hours on MySpace a few days ago?
Why am I getting so upset thinking about that?
why tangy make me SICK
why her ass said ming ling mai
why its gotta be an asian strain lmmfatfo
why any strain is deadly
why she got me thinking her man over there with 2 simple asian ho's on his lap talking in they language bout how they gon do freaky shit to him and he drunk and have no clue he bout to get raped by to asian hos lmgdao
why i bet that shit aint even happen tho tangy just scared she gon get a SARS-HIV disease
why you can doubt all day long one-ten IMMA FLIRT that song was bout me nigga lol
why anybody over 25 with a myspace page is silly to me unless its for bidness purposes
why i am 27 and mad i aint got one tho
why i would get bored with it anyway
why my nephew page kill me
why i can never remember his dumb ass rap nickname but if i told yall yall would die laughing
why all boys aged 14-22 wanna be a rapper
why being a rapper took the place of lil boys wanting to be nino brown
why being nino brown is an easier goal for them fools to accomplish
why i take that back cause they got some fucked up rappers in da world so anybody can prolly get a deal
why imma tell one-ten he could get it if he get his waves back....
Why I don't want you to start something you can't finish Chrissy?
Why do I feel the same way about MySpace?
Why don't I take full advantage of post-Christmas sales as I should?
Why is it come March I will be back to my 360s?
Why for this year's Spring Break I'm trying to go to Brazil?
Why is my family reunion in DC in July, just weeks before my 22nd?
Why do I feel so young but yet so experienced, in life?
Why does age not always equate to maturity?
Why don't women understand that?
Why do men wear full three-piece suits in hip-hop clubs?
Why was I burning up in just a vest and shirt-and-tie?
Why do women think they automatically look classy by throwing on heels and a dress?
Why do they sometimes forget the hair, nails, makeup, etc.?
Why am I too observant for my own good?
Why did I observe one of my best friend's girlfriends checking me out?
Why do people always want to go after that which is unattainable?
Why do I do the same?
Why do I love the chase?
why niggas aint shit
why yall act like big ficking babies when shit dont go yall way
why a nigga that act like a punk bitch ass baby make me wanna slap the bitch out of him
why niggas bigger babies than babies
why niggas bigger bitches than bitches
why niggas whine mo' than females
why i'm mad teezy stopped e-flirting with me? LMAO
why i'm not as good a e-flirt as Chrissy tho?
why that don't matter cuz i can hold my own
why i still jam'n and dancing in my seat?
why i don't really know who Inoj is but this song is bomb
why my fake ass bf callin tryin probe me for info about my plans tonite
why i told him....naw nigga its to late....kill yo self immediately
why almost all of the guys in fake asses motorcycle club fine
why one of them gonna be my new years lips for tonite
why if it ever got back to fake ass im gonna deny it
why i cant wait to act drunk all night just to get away with shyt
why imma be like...I was drunk...that don't count
why one-ten know he need to quit
why i keep forgetting u young as hell
why imma stop flirting with u since you still got milk on ya tongue
why dats a lie imma still flirt
why you wanna use big words like unattainable?
why u prolly got a myspace page with pics of hos all over it lol
Why did I never stop flirting w/ you Bahama?
Why do you give Chrissy a run for her money?
Why is your e-net flirting independence so sexy?
Why did that sound lame also? LOL.
Why is age nothing but a number Chrissy?
Why the only kind of juices that need to be under my tounge......nvm that one. LOL.
Why could I not find a more suitable word than unattainable?
Why doesn't my MySpace have hoes all over it?
Why am I talking to a chick in Thailand and they are officialy into the New Year?
why imma bout to go grab me a sammich before they all gone
why one-ten a freak a leak
why the only juices on his tongue are hawiaan punch and apple
why that was funny, lol
why imma stop riding on ya age
why i like doing that tho
Why Jace got me LOL'n with this fake bf comment?
LOL why it wasn't THAT lame Teezy?
Why i liked it? lol
Why chrissy's right tho you are a freak?
Why that's not a bad thing though?
why i went and got this food and i am not even hungry
Why I don't mind you riding me....about my age?
Why did that juice joke have been cracking up?
Why can't I continue this conversation because I have been putting off shoveling for the past hour?
why one-ten gon be my new cyber can get it nigga cause he laughed @ the juice joke lol
why i am so mad @ tanglea i could spit nails @ her
why i aint even gon say why i am mad HER ASS KNOW
why imma be lmmfatfo offa them pics all got damn day tangela
why you want me to crack a rib from laughing so hard otherwise you would have kept them pics to yoself
why im startin to party at my desk already
why i secretly want to whoop my boss ass for beggin me to come in today
why i was in bed this morning re-living what my fake ass bf did to me last night
why he put it on me so good that I really have to re-think cheatin on him tonite
why I hate when he does shyt like that
why I think he has a man's intuition and can sense when imma be on bullshyt...I wonder
Why you know you love my fashion show?
Why can't you just admit my Pooty was killin' them hoes?
Why he I showed him P^2's pics and that how he learned to strike a Glamour Pose?
Why I leave for one our and have to read a novel full of Why's
Why ya'll jockin one-ten like that, when ya'll don't know I'll take him with one swoop
why i love me a young dude and all my friends know
why as long as a dude is 21 he is certified
Why that juice joke had me dying at my desk too
why am I such a bad flirt in real life
why when dudes be flirting i be answering their questions all realistically
why my friends be dying when we out and I do that mess
why i be all late realizing a dude was flirtin
Why he I showed him P^2's pics and that how he learned to strike a Glamour Pose?
December 31, 2008 12:59 PM
^^^^^
why u took it there ?
why i'm all choked up ?
why am i still at work ?
why i wanna roll the fuck out ?
why ya'll kil't me with them damn whys ?
why i can go for a really good nap ?
why i went to our main office & eveybody wanted to see my belly ?
why i was so tickled cause now i have an excuse for my tummy being big ?
why i'mma hafta peep out the fashion show ?
why new years is right 'round the corn'da ?
why I forgot to why today?
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