Bammy's Why's
Why I didn't get to watch Nip/Tuck last night but thanks to my ex cyber hubby I get to watch it on-line, don't you love technology? (watching as we speak)
Why even though I washed my hands like 50 times already I can't get the scent of Icy Hot out of my nasal cavity.
Why the knot on the side of my knee is about the size of a grapefruit
Why i'm not em brassed to tell yall I fell down the stairs @ work yesterday, and my knee did this weird thing
Why I don't mind if you laugh at me, I've laughed @ myself all day yesterday (while i wasn't in pain)
Why I'm going to the doctor on my lunch break and if anything is broken, I'm suing
Why I'm just bushit'n cause you really can't sue like that over here?
Why i'm done with the why's now and i'm bout to watch the rest of Nippy Tuck?
Chrissy's Why's
Why i got one why and then imma stfu cause a bish mad
Why i had a shit load of whys then my surge protector went the fuck out and everythang shut the fuck off including my heater making me mad as fuck.....
Why imma gone throw caution to the wind and re-why tho
Why i had an awesome b-day yesterday
Why almost every gift i got made me wanna cry cause they were lovely gifts
why my fav is sitting on my desk
Why my next fav is sitting on my bar @ da crib
Why its a big ass bottle of goose
Why i am still drunk
Why i watched nip/tuck last nite but a bish was so inebriated i have no clue what i was watching.....
Why dat bish on nip/tuck put a gotdamn diaper on sean
Why i was like de hell am i watching lmao
Why imma post these whys before my shit crash again.....
42 comments:
why I haven't why'd in what seems like ages?
why I woke up singing a song about why-ing to the tune of "2 legit to quit"?
why I was so excited to why I set a alarm last night to remind me to why?
why I check 2DB page @ 645 this morn on my way to work to see if they had started?
why am I like one of the 1st people to why?
why I'm mad I missed chrissy bday?
why I bet she like 412 now?
why I bet she still fuck like a champion tho?
why I'm mad she still drunk?
why I go to sleep @ 4am knowing damn well I gotta get up @ 5?
why is the "juice box" so addictive that it kept me up that late?
why some chic that own this male strip club ask me to come work for her?
why am I considering it?
and...
WHY IN THEE FLYING FUCK DIDN'T I MAKE THE CAST OF REAL WORLD 2DB?
why aint nobody why' n yet
why my poptart done got back cold
why my hands feel like ice
why that sux cause it just do
why ppl keep coming in here and asking me is today ya birthday....
why i keep saying no yesterday was
why i aint answering that question no fuckin more
why dame know damn well i aint 412 i am 415 simpleton
why he right tho i am a thoroughbred so i still can get get get it
why we can still celebrate dame even tho u missed my b-day
why dame gon make me and bammy head big cause he checkin for our blog early in da morning
why i was like why dame addicted to hi-c fruit punch and why he up till 4 in da morning drinking it
why it dawned on me what he was talking bout and i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it now lmao
why that old age kicking in
why dame can be in the 2db house all he gotta do is go add himself in da comments, DUH.....LOL
WHY Dame came in here like a nucca that ain't why'd in ages and had to get some ish off his chest?
Why that's funny to me?
Why in the flying fluck did Dame get mad cuz he wasn't in the real world cyber house?
Why if it makes him feel any better we can add him now?
Why he could add himself too?
Why i'm watching the show(nip/Tuck) and it has me LMAO
why bammy fixed dem whys and it look betta
why i knew she would cause she head of IT @ 2DB
why i think that episode of nip/tuck bammy is the funniest i ever seent lmao
why i am so glad they let that if i wasa boy remix with r kelly on it fall to da wayside
LOL @ Chrissy
WHY she called me the head of IT?
Why is that funny to me?
Why she might be right, this is the funniest episode i've seen.
Why Christian asked if the hooka swallowed a whole clove of garlic and kicked her out?
Why she stole his meds?
WHY am i really LMAO right now...lol
why that r.kelly remix with Bey sucks azz?
why somebody need to add me in that house because i needs to be in there like swim wear?
why i forgot how old you were chissy? (my bad)
why chrissy simple as hell thinking i was talking bout a damn hi-c?
why i didnt comment on that post because i didnt know if you 2 would revisit it?
why i bet if it was a real house all types of stuff would go down?
why would i be like the peoples champ tho?
why it sound like chrissy tryin to jump my bone by saying "we can celebrate today"?
why i would sex her down she leave her dude and the kids and move to michigan?
why i think my cyber boo bammy cheating on me?
why imma have to give her a cyber ass whooping and e-shank the nigga she kickin it with?
why i almost 4got how fun it is to why?
why im about to set my alarm to remind me every wednesday?
why the reason i be forgetting to why is because i dont pay attention to the days of the week, all i know is its not saturday yet?
why i forgot to tell u she kicked his ass bammy and left him on da floor begging
why them ole ugly thangs that came in for the surgery baffled me
why i am irritated cause my phone ringing off da hook
why dame think i am making a cyber pass @ his ass
why i prolly would move to michigan and change dame world
why he would work 8 jobs and let me sit home and build up my strength so i could sex him all the time
why i gotta limp to the bathroom to take this knee brace off?
why i wish i didn't have to but i can't do it in my office cuz the roomie might think this was some kind of peep show?
Why Dame think i'm cheating on him, when be up and abandoning me?
and
WHY Dame forgot how much funn it is too why?
Why he ain't know wednesday is the best day of the week because we get to why?
WHY IS NIP/TUCK TRYING TO DEADED ME?? lmmfao....this show is re damn diculous
Why Chrissy ain't tell me how eff'n crazy this episode was...lmmfao lmmfao
why the writers of that show stay shocking me
why right when i think it aint shit else they ass can do out the ordinary, they up n do it
why a bish sleepy
why i done got boreded real quick like lol
why i guess imma go blog surfin
why chrissy dont know imma champion when it comes to the sexin'?
why she dont know my porn name is bigdaddysweetdickwitdacandynutz?
why bammy didnt even mention she wasnt cheating on me?
why imma cry right quick then email her a ass whoopin?
why a cousin of mine just try and hit on me on FB and she didnt realize she was my cousin?
why does Dame think I'm cheating on him?
why i don't cheat, I flirt but no cheating...lol
why i'm hurt that he keeps accusing me of cheating?
why i can't be in a e-relationship if there isn't any trust? lmao
Why am I stil sick?
Why I hate this shit?
Why I’m all snot & mucous?
Why I kno I spelled that wrong but I don’t give a damn cuz I’m sick?
Why this lady almost got cussed out the other day for asking me why I’m not smiling?
Why I told this heffa, cuz I’m sick and I don’t wanna be here, ain’t sh*t to smile about?
Why I need to be held?
Why I’m supposed to go out for drinks tonight for my friend bday?
Why I prob won’t go cuz I haven’t been in the mood for drinks lately?
Why that’s so unlike me tho?
Why I just wanna be taken care of like a baby?
Why do these people here like to test me?
Why I kno ya’ll sick of hearing me complain bout my job?
Why these gon be some long why’s?
Why I finally caught that finale of Real Chance?
Why I died when Kali got on that horse and Chance said “you all coochie n saddle”?
Why them noises her ass made sounded like someone was killing her?
Why she still ain’t worse than NY & Flav?
Why I can still remember how that hoe sounded and I’m traumatized?
Why I kno bosslady b pissed cuz everytime she come behind my desk I turn my monitor off or pull up my work email?
Why I kno she b calling me all types of b*tches to herself?
Why my nose peeling from blowing and rubbing it so much?
Why it looked like my skin was falling off this mornin after I washed my face?
Why my bf/ex gon tell me its peeling bc I’m about to get a new nose?
Why I died off that shit cuz he so stupid?
Why I just wanna kno when he gon go back to actin crazy?
Why I hope its after Valentine’s Day cuz he planning us a nice weekend getaway?
Why I’m done why’n for now?
why is it so cold in NY (17 degrees)
why am i sleeping on my mattress on the floor like im homeless?
why one of the legs came off my bed last nite when i sat on it?
why i know a bitch aint that big to be breaking legs off of beds?
why i was on some McGyver shit last nite using a fork and a monkey wrench to get the leg of the bed back on at 2am in the morning?
why i saw mr. rogers last nite?
why i faked a leg cramp so i aint had to do eff him??
why i talked dirty to him so he could jerk off?
why then i asked him for some money?
why do i not have a problem being a verbal prostitute in this time of recession?
why i done got boreded real quick like lol
^^Why I'mma have to use this spelling of bored?
why she dont know my porn name is bigdaddysweetdickwitdacandynutz?
^^Why I'm DEADED offa them candynutz??
Why I bet Dame would scream like Prince if someone bit into his nutz like they were jawbreakers?
why i was on some McGyver shit last nite using a fork and a monkey wrench to get the leg of the bed back on at 2am in the morning?
^^^ why that made me chuckle?
why i refuse to do work today, not like that differ's from any other day
why i'm ready to go?
why i hope the doc gives me some kind of time off
why i know how Purpa feels cuz my nose is doing the same thing too?
why i just got it bad, i'm limping all over the place and still sick, bringing up mucus and coughing all over the place...how sad
why i'm still bored?
why i'm sick of thinking of whys mon & tue but forget em on wed ?
why i need to right em down ?
why ya'll keep me from working ?
why don't white girls have flat asses anymore ?
why them bitches ass looks bigger than mine ?
why that ain't a big deal cause mine isn't big at all ?
why i hope to be in the office by myself all day ?
why i'm sleepy ?
why that's not any news ?
why after i cleaned my nose, did i catch a cold ?
why ya'll don't believe me ?
why I don't feel like whying today?
why Imma be a spectator and tell ya'll which whys kilt me?
why they are as follows?
why I woke up singing a song about why-ing to the tune of "2 legit to quit"?
why I bet she still fuck like a champion tho?
why i gotta limp to the bathroom to take this knee brace off?
why she dont know my porn name is bigdaddysweetdickwitdacandynutz?
why imma cry right quick then email her a ass whoopin?
Why my bf/ex gon tell me its peeling bc I’m about to get a new nose?
all of these:
why am i sleeping on my mattress on the floor like im homeless?
why one of the legs came off my bed last nite when i sat on it?
why i know a bitch aint that big to be breaking legs off of beds?
why i was on some McGyver shit last nite using a fork and a monkey wrench to get the leg of the bed back on at 2am in the morning?
and this one especially:
Why I bet Dame would scream like Prince if someone bit into his nutz like they were jawbreakers?
why i don't have much to why about today???
why i want bammy to tell the doc to pop her knee back into place cause it sound like its broken???
why is cold as fluck outside???
why a bish need to invest in a scarf, gloves & some earmuffs???
why imma be mad if i do tho cause this GA weather weird & it'll prolly be like 80 on friday???
why this man @ work keep a bath cloth siting on his desk???
why that cloth look damp???
why he had to sit @ my desk one day & when i came back that damp cloth was chillin' next to my speakers???
why that made me cringe???
why I squirted the whole bottle of sanitizer on my desk after he left???
why imma be back real soon???
why she dont know my porn name is bigdaddysweetdickwitdacandynutz?
^^^^^why i died
why i also died cause notch called herslef a verbal ho lmgdao
why i then tripled died cause she was talking bout making a bed outta a fork like she mcguyver
why mzp talking bout she hope her bf/ex get nutz AFTER valentines day
why that shit funny as hell to me
why as soon as yall get busy again mzp he gon propose marriage
why Cat gon be yall ring bearer like that cat was on meet da parents
why dame e-mailing spousal abuse
why imma call the cyber law on his ass if bammy limp get any worse
why this man @ work keep a bath cloth siting on his desk???
why that cloth look damp???
why he had to sit @ my desk one day & when i came back that damp cloth was chillin' next to my speakers???
why that made me cringe???
why I squirted the whole bottle of sanitizer on my desk after he left???
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^JUST WHY???? lmmfatfo
why dame e-mailing spousal abuse
why imma call the cyber law on his ass if bammy limp get any worse
^^^ WHY i'm LMAO
why Dame ain't send me ish and then wanna question my cyber loyalty? lol
why i ain't really got nothing to why about though?
why ain't more ppl whying?
why chrissy one day we should not post why wednesdays for like 2 weeks and see what happens? lol
why mzp talking bout she hope her bf/ex get nutz AFTER valentines day
why that shit funny as hell to me
why as soon as yall get busy again mzp he gon propose marriage
why Cat gon be yall ring bearer like that cat was on meet da parents
^^^DEADED!
Why I would dress MzCat up in a pretty white dress??
Why Chrissy talkin bout MzCat like she a boy?
Why I want my boo to come all the way to the east coast to be my ring bearer?
Why my bf/ex would look at me like I was crazy if I told him that I wanted AJ to be my ring bearer?
WHy ODESSA co-worker put his sweat rag on her desk?
Why DB need one of those for his beautiful sweat?
Why I bet 504 would drink the sweat off that rag?
Why I still believe that she got a shrine set up in her closet to protest her love to DB?
Why she gon kill me for those last set of why's?
Why Risky & Chance both looked ored as f*ck watchin tv instead of screwing?
Why bf/ex know good an hell well that he missed me cuz he planning all these events for us to go to?
Why we goin to the Monster Truck show?
Why I think its gon b so much fun cuz I always wanted to go see some redneck sh*t like that?
Why this guy here said he ain't gon talk to this lady who work here cuz he don't associate w rednecks?
Why that sh*t was soo damn funny and wrong at the same time?
Why my ears keep getting stopped up and I can't hear like Benjamin Buttons?
Why my sister keep sending me all these damn forwards when her and her ol a** friends should b working?
Why this bish give me $25 for XMas & $25 for my bday and gon send me pics of $89 shoes and a $99 bag that she want for her bday?
Why I could slap her for that sh*t?
Why I reply to the email w HA HA HA HA HA!?
Why she respond like what?
Why I tell her I'mma give her what she gave me?
Why this lady here send around an email bout her friends from this culinary school was bringin samiches for the office?
Why the boy just come in here w one box, it look like a box lunch?
Why its bout 40+ people here?
Why I wanna kno who they plan on feeding w that lil bit of samiches?
Why me and my co-worker ctfu offa that shit?
why she dont know my porn name is bigdaddysweetdickwitdacandynutz?
^^Why I'm DEADED offa them candynutz??
^^^ Why is this THE BEST OF THE DAY
Why I'm so late to why today
why my momma on the phone talking about nuthin
why i gotta listen cuz she was extra mad last time we talked
why my best friend made me go to celine dion concert with her last night
why I slick enjoyed it
why this old white lady tried to jump bad with us over the seats
why 4 black chicks was gonna start fighting at a celine dion concert
why when that old lady realized she ws talkin to 4 black girls she had to fall back
why her old tail slow dragged herself around that corner and found her seats
why was she ginving us 1000 sorry's and thank u's cuz she knew she was wrong
why I watch real world yesterday and started thinking about the 2DB real-world house
why forreal though they got a he/she on the show and she look real bad
why he/she makes a bad looking woman and a abd looking man
why he/she said she had a 5-some and all the roomates was extra disgusted!
why the thought of a 5-some is the most nastiest thing in the world!
why I got 1000 whys but I gotta go back to work!
why imma just ignore mzp last set of whys cause they deaded me
why imma tell bammy that id we aint why for like 2 weeks we'd prolly get death threats n shit sent to us
why a bish bored
why lyssa whys kill me everytime
why i understand her and her issue with her momma talking bout a bunch of nothing
why my momma do the same
why last night my momma called me talking bout my sister put my nephew out
why i was like ummm i am drunk and nip/tuck is on so call me back
why she never did
why her ass prolly mad
why i dont give a shit
why my sister treating her son like he her man and putting him out cause he got a girlfriend
why her ass keep telling me u gon be the same way when AJ get a broad
why i wanted to tell her AJ already got MzP and me and her get along just fine
why on da real tho i aint gon be jealous of my son g/f wen he get older cause i am his momma and no one can replace me
why my simple ass sister dont understand that shit is beyond me
why i been tolt her ass that her son like his g/f for reasons u just dont get, he can sex her he cant sex u DUH.....
why i get sick of family bullshit
why thats whi i keep my muthafucking ass waaaaaaaaay on the opposite side of town from my peeps
why not even miles can seperate us cause they still wanna call me involving me in shit i cant control or care to control
why these some drawn out ass long ass whys....
Why I bet 504 would drink the sweat off that rag?
Why I still believe that she got a shrine set up in her closet to protest her love to DB?
Why she gon kill me for those last set of why's?
^^^^
why u gonna pay for that missy ?
why if yall just passed that sweat rag on over my way i'd drank it all up and make a casserole out the leftovers
Why I beat Timmy's ass last night?
Why he took advantage of my tiredness?
Why I was watching TV and heard somebody chewing and crunching and shit?
Why I thought maybe it was a ghost because I KNEW me and Timmy was the only ones home?
Why I followed the loud crunching and chewing and this muthafugga was in my box spring eating my LAST Tootsie Roll Pop?
Why I was pissed as hell?
Why I crawled up under the bed with his ass to get my sucker back?
Why his lil ass creep up further underneath the bed so I couldn't reach him?
Why he think he smarter than me?
Why I went to the kitchen got a broom (he sked of the broom) then I went in my closet and got the vacuum (he sked that too)?
Why after that I jammed the broom underneath my bed and turned on the vacuum and slid it as close to the bed as possible?
Why his punkass then ran out from under the bed as fast as he could thinking his ass was gone escape me but he didnt?
Why I locked my bedroom door and he ain't have no where to run?
Why his ass IMMEDIATELY started crying because he KNEW I was gone beat that ass!?
Why I went to beat his ass and found my sucker glued to his fur?
Why I hate my dog for going in my purse and stealing my LAST Tootsie Roll Pop?
Why just thinking about it makes me wanna drive home and beat him ass because I aint' do it last night?
why i wanted to tell her AJ already got MzP and me and her get along just fine
^^^ Why I'm lol & awww'n to this why?
why i been tolt her ass that her son like his g/f for reasons u just dont get, he can sex her he cant sex u DUH.....
^^^ Why I died offa that?
why if yall just passed that sweat rag on over my way i'd drank it all up and make a casserole out the leftovers
^^^Why Chrissy gon make a tuna casserole offa that sweat?
Wait I got some more:
Why my mama emailed me some pics?
Why she took Glamour Shots in the living room?
Why she gained a lil bit of weight and I'm happy for her Ethiopian ass?
Why I bet P Papi was her photographer?
why rae's story reminded me of a story ?
why my mommy made some praline candy last week ?
why she gave two pieces for me & two for bf ?
why his greedy ass ate his 2 pieces ?
why i left em overnight on the counter in a piece of foil cause i was too sick to eat em ?
why in the morning bf said he found the foil on the floor with one piece & a bunch of crumbs in it half way open ?
why them damn cats (or one) ate one of my pieces ?
why i was pissed the fuck off cause them bitches was good ?
why that's all i got ?
why imma just leave these whys cause tangy kilt em
lmmfao why i am lying tho
why her ass used scare tatics to get the dog to release her sucker
why she talking bout it was stuck to his fur
why if he hadda had them dyslexic J's on his ass would have ran out that bedroom door before tangy closed it
why i am mad tangy said she heard some crunching n chewing and thought it was a ghost
why i bet timmy WISHED it was a ghost eating that damn sucker instead of him
why timmy IS a ghost now cause tangy scared his soul out his lil doggie body with that loud ass vacuum and broom torture tatics she used.....
Wait I got some more:
Why my mama emailed me some pics?
Why she took Glamour Shots in the living room?
Why she gained a lil bit of weight and I'm happy for her Ethiopian ass?
Why I bet P Papi was her photographer?
^^^^why i HATE her....
why y'all be whying so much, I can't comment cuz it take me til 3:45P just to read ya comments?
why I don't be getting over here til bout 12 or 1Pm?
whycome by the time I catch up and comment er'body is ghost?
why on top of that I type slow with 2 fingers?
why I be remembering Why Wedsnesdays on saturdays and shit?
why I be reading y'all whys on Thurdays and Mondays?
Ms Biggie Shorty
why being a day late and a dollar short always gotta be bad?
why I always gotta be the one too miss the good clearance sales, and the good parties?
why can't being the last one to arrive and the last to leave be good like being the last one in the movie theater and finding the wallet w/no ID and $10,000 in it?
why is it always more like missed the bus, late to the job interview, period 9 days late, $5 off coupon expired...
Ms Biggie Shorty
"Why I locked my bedroom door and he ain't have no where to run?"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
why that part KILT me???
why tangy turned into Penny mama on good times in that 1 moment???
why she prolly told timmy I locked the door cause I KNEW that's where you'd run first???
why I can see tangy coiling the iron cord round her hand???
why I'm crying off of that???
why imma pray for timmy tonight???
why timmy prolly ain't got no neighbors he can run to like Wylona & JJ & dem???
why timmy prolly shakin' in his baby air jordans???
why non of ya'll takin my porn name seriously?
BIGDADDYSWEETDICKWITDACANDYNUTZ is the name...ask me again and i'l tell u the same
why tangie tried to commit dogicide over a tootsie roll pop?
why it better had been a blue one?
why timmy gone take her on the people's court to sue for emotional distress?
why he gone have a doggie cast on his leg?
why he gone testify?
why we gone be able to understand what he saying cause he gone be talking like Wishbone?
what's the story Wishbone? lol
why tangie gone try to interrupt the testimony repeatedly
causing her to lose the case?
why the judge gone award Timmy as being Tangie's master?
why he gone sit around eating tootsie roll pops daring her to ask for any of them?
why the doc told me all i got is a sprain?
why i sighed when he said that and he just looked at me, and asked what?
why i told him i was hoping for days off and maybe crutches?
why he LOL'd at me and i gave him the SEOD?
why my damn insurance wouldn't pay the bill cause they say it's an industrial thingy?
why my company better give me my damn money back that's all i know.
why i couldn't eat lunch either, and yall know how i get when i'm hungry?
why is it ONLY wednesday
why am i so ready for the weekend?
OMG why I am e bac and there are 100 why on here
Why I just had the best mexican food for lunch
why I sahred some of my lunch with my co-worker and that ninja tried to eat ALL the lunch
why that dude stay lookin at me eating the cheese sauce just smillin
why he flat out asked me if my boob growing or did I get a new bra
why this dude married and stay flirtin with me
why my moms ask me if my breast was growing too
why i told everybody that i got the same lil b+/c- cups i had since the 10th grade
why my boob growth became a national debate in the last couple of weeks
why my friend got one boob a whole cup size smaller than the other
why i straight clowned her in vicky secret one day
why i clowned her so hard she almost cried
why we like mad old for you to be cryin over some jokes
why i still was laughin even though i apppologised
why am i talkin about boobs?
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