Why Being a Woman Sux....

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2DB is ran by 2 females, and some days we dont like being females, not that we wanna ya know become transgenders and become reality stars on the Real World, we just saying that sometimes being a female aint all peaches n cream......here's why

- The monthly: EVERY month we gotta go through PMS and losing blood. The losing blood part is enough to make any woman irritable and on top of that either we get really bad cramps or we are tired for no damn reason besides the fact that we're oozing gallons of blood. Also one minute we're happy the next we are crying and don't know why. Mood swings ain't nothing to mess with

-Stereotype: Woman have it bad, the world views us in a few different ways. Really dumb, total b!tch or a baby maker.

-Childbirth: Now bammy is child-less and i tell her all the time, STAY THAT WAY....but i got 2 and having em both bout KILT me dead, the pain u have to endure to bring a lil human into the world that eventually is gonna grow outta that cute phase and start talking back, shits overrated if ya ask me...

-Boulders/Not enough in yo cup: This here can go both ways, now in my case, i got D's for tits, and them suckas prohibit me from doing alot, like oh iono jogging, riding roller coasters, having men look me in my eyes and not my clevage......but i have been told before by women with no tits that i should love and embrace these boulders, lol easier said than done.....

-Beauty is Pain: Men expect us to be on point 24/7 so that means we gotta actually work @ being cute, shit just dont happen all willy nilly, ya gotta keep ya brows plucked, ya hair combed, ya nails nice n neat, ya toenail polish bet not be chipped, ya clothes gotta fit just right and they cant be dolla sto' jeans (shouts out to nola for letting me know that they actually make jeans there), u gotta work out, keep ya'self fit n trim n shit like that, NEWSFLASH, we dont like doin that shit @ all.....but hey, IT SUX TO BE US....lol